1 00:00:00,055 --> 00:00:02,459 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Good, you're here. Let's get you caught up. 2 00:00:02,484 --> 00:00:04,959 Jane Gloriana Villanueva was accidentally inseminated 3 00:00:04,984 --> 00:00:08,002 with Rafael's sperm. So, yeah, that kind of changed her life. 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,913 But she still wanted to pursue her dream 5 00:00:09,938 --> 00:00:11,522 of becoming a writer, so she 6 00:00:11,547 --> 00:00:13,133 applied to grad school. Oh, 7 00:00:13,158 --> 00:00:15,409 and our Jane was also caught in quite the love triangle 8 00:00:15,434 --> 00:00:16,984 between Rafael and Michael. 9 00:00:17,009 --> 00:00:18,960 And let's not forget where we left Jane's parents. 10 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,156 They'd accidentally gone to Cuba. 11 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:24,081 And on the way, Xo realized what was standing in their way. 12 00:00:24,106 --> 00:00:26,207 You clearly have some unresolved issues 13 00:00:26,232 --> 00:00:29,180 - because of your ex-wife. - NARRATOR: Oh, and speaking of crazy exes, 14 00:00:29,205 --> 00:00:31,322 Rafael's ex-wife Petra got her hands 15 00:00:31,347 --> 00:00:32,859 on Rafael's last sperm sample, 16 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:34,756 secured a turkey baster, and... 17 00:00:34,781 --> 00:00:36,180 guess what? 18 00:00:36,205 --> 00:00:40,038 Which Rafael just found out about. I know, oh, boy! 19 00:00:40,063 --> 00:00:42,329 Or girl! Oh, and remember 20 00:00:42,353 --> 00:00:44,531 our crime lord Sin Rostro, aka Rose? 21 00:00:44,555 --> 00:00:46,827 Well, Jane and Michael found a vineyard in Switzerland 22 00:00:46,852 --> 00:00:49,085 Rose visited before she changed her identity, 23 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:50,594 so the noose is tightening there. 24 00:00:50,619 --> 00:00:52,039 Finally, we have a place to start looking. 25 00:00:52,064 --> 00:00:53,234 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, and remember this woman? 26 00:00:53,259 --> 00:00:55,437 She sent her henchman to the Marbella and he kidnapped 27 00:00:55,463 --> 00:00:56,864 Rafael's sister Louisa! 28 00:00:56,866 --> 00:00:58,866 I know, cray-cray! 29 00:00:58,891 --> 00:01:00,851 So let's see what happens next. 30 00:01:00,946 --> 00:01:03,333 Even as a young woman, 31 00:01:03,358 --> 00:01:07,460 - _ - Alba Gloriana Villanueva cherished tradition. 32 00:01:07,664 --> 00:01:11,148 _ 33 00:01:11,828 --> 00:01:13,125 _ 34 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:18,011 _ 35 00:01:18,214 --> 00:01:20,245 _ 36 00:01:20,271 --> 00:01:22,801 _ 37 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:25,191 _ 38 00:01:25,496 --> 00:01:26,848 _ 39 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:29,246 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, the heart of it. 40 00:01:29,271 --> 00:01:31,832 _ 41 00:01:31,857 --> 00:01:33,120 _ 42 00:01:33,145 --> 00:01:35,300 _ 43 00:01:35,325 --> 00:01:37,997 _ 44 00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:39,738 _ 45 00:01:39,763 --> 00:01:41,144 YOUNG XIOMARA: I don't want to do this. 46 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,511 _ 47 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,488 _ 48 00:01:43,513 --> 00:01:44,832 I don't think I even believe in God. 49 00:01:44,857 --> 00:01:46,777 _ 50 00:01:46,964 --> 00:01:48,418 _ 51 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:51,426 _ 52 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:53,226 Whatever. 53 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:54,839 What is this? 54 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,239 _ 55 00:01:57,310 --> 00:02:00,096 _ 56 00:02:07,352 --> 00:02:08,630 Oh. 57 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:09,412 _ 58 00:02:09,437 --> 00:02:10,819 Are these from my baptism? 59 00:02:10,844 --> 00:02:12,194 And mine, too. 60 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,692 _ 61 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:15,514 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Another 62 00:02:15,539 --> 00:02:18,100 cherished tradition of Alba's? Staying on task 63 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:19,770 where church events were concerned. 64 00:02:19,795 --> 00:02:21,186 _ 65 00:02:21,211 --> 00:02:22,405 Lina confirmed 66 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:24,906 and she said that she would wear something church-appropriate. 67 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:26,413 But that probably means the black dress 68 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,084 from Madonna's "Like a Prayer" video. 69 00:02:28,109 --> 00:02:30,443 Great. And did you talk to Rafael? 70 00:02:30,481 --> 00:02:33,553 Lina confirmed, did you get that, Abuela? 71 00:02:33,578 --> 00:02:35,491 - Mm-hmm. - Jane, did you talk to him? 72 00:02:35,516 --> 00:02:37,864 Why? He's the one that asked Michael. 73 00:02:37,889 --> 00:02:40,537 Thank you for bringing back my son. 74 00:02:40,562 --> 00:02:42,685 I want you to be his godfather. 75 00:02:42,711 --> 00:02:45,147 Yeah, that was before you 76 00:02:45,172 --> 00:02:46,592 told them both you loved them. 77 00:02:46,617 --> 00:02:48,425 I know, you're right, I'll call. 78 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,616 And he'll say he's uncomfortable 79 00:02:49,618 --> 00:02:50,984 and I'll say I understand 80 00:02:50,986 --> 00:02:53,119 and we'll pick someone else. So? 81 00:02:53,263 --> 00:02:55,130 I can't imagine Mateo's godfather 82 00:02:55,155 --> 00:02:56,327 being anyone but Michael. 83 00:02:56,352 --> 00:02:58,227 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, the heart of it. 84 00:02:58,252 --> 00:03:00,459 _ 85 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:05,076 _ 86 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,386 Okay, okay. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to 87 00:03:07,411 --> 00:03:09,294 a time-honored telenovela tradition. 88 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:10,852 This is a waste of time, Rafael. 89 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:12,877 I took three home pregnancy tests. 90 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,951 - (phone rings) - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The ill-timed phone call. 91 00:03:14,976 --> 00:03:18,084 But you also stole my sperm and turkey-basted yourself, 92 00:03:18,109 --> 00:03:20,021 so you could see why I'd have trouble trusting you. 93 00:03:20,046 --> 00:03:23,207 - (phone rings) - I want to talk to my doctor, face to face. 94 00:03:23,232 --> 00:03:24,803 Uh, hey, Jane. 95 00:03:24,828 --> 00:03:26,223 - I'm sorry, can I call you... - Uh, I just wanted to go over 96 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,346 some of the baptism details. 97 00:03:27,371 --> 00:03:28,656 - But I'm also just... - Shh. 98 00:03:28,681 --> 00:03:30,842 - Is this a bad time? - Shush me, 99 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:32,725 - you dragged me here. - No, no, not you. Just, um... 100 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,503 I-I just wanted to talk about Mateo's godparents. I know you 101 00:03:35,528 --> 00:03:37,978 - asked Michael in the heat - Dr. Peters is here with the result, I assume, so 102 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:39,702 - of the moment, but I wanted to check and see if - please hang up the phone! 103 00:03:39,727 --> 00:03:41,427 That's still something you're comfortable with. 104 00:03:41,451 --> 00:03:43,367 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's all good. 105 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:46,094 Okay, I'll see you at the church. Bye. 106 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,142 Petra is definitely pregnant. 107 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,626 Well, Michael's the godfather. Rafael's 108 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:55,441 totally fine with it. 109 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:59,881 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 110 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,079 _ 111 00:04:02,104 --> 00:04:03,811 RAFAEL: What were you thinking? 112 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:07,554 Look, when I got a call about your... 113 00:04:07,556 --> 00:04:08,936 sample, 114 00:04:08,961 --> 00:04:11,443 I went to return it, but then I ran into Luisa 115 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,870 and she told me that you 116 00:04:12,895 --> 00:04:14,437 well, that you did... 117 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:17,246 - love me. - She said what? 118 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:19,563 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To be fair, Luisa didn't know 119 00:04:19,588 --> 00:04:20,726 Petra had the sperm. 120 00:04:20,751 --> 00:04:22,101 So I just did it. 121 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:24,375 And I planned to seduce you, 122 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,475 and then say it miraculously happened. 123 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,500 Obviously, the fertility clinic wasn't supposed to call with 124 00:04:28,525 --> 00:04:31,276 a billing issue. I mean, they're, like, the worst clinic. 125 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:32,742 - Petra. - What? 126 00:04:32,767 --> 00:04:34,241 I'm sorry. This is awkward, okay? 127 00:04:34,266 --> 00:04:36,342 I was playing you. 128 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:39,118 Luisa was covering for me. 129 00:04:39,143 --> 00:04:41,482 I was trying to get on your good side so that I could 130 00:04:41,507 --> 00:04:43,240 buy you out. I wanted you out of my life 131 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,408 so that I could move forward with Jane. 132 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,094 WOMAN: I know it might seem like just a little 133 00:04:48,119 --> 00:04:50,539 blink, but it's the first step of your relationship. 134 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:51,939 _ 135 00:04:51,964 --> 00:04:54,022 Are any babies blinking back? 136 00:04:54,047 --> 00:04:55,463 Tanner is. Yes! Good boy! 137 00:04:55,465 --> 00:04:56,664 Not just yet. 138 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:57,988 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And this brings us 139 00:04:58,013 --> 00:04:59,213 to an important tradition Jane 140 00:04:59,238 --> 00:05:00,541 hoped to establish for Mateo: 141 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,849 overachieving. 142 00:05:01,874 --> 00:05:03,914 Or, at the very least, achieving. 143 00:05:03,939 --> 00:05:06,586 Make sure to explain to Mateo what you're doing, Jane. 144 00:05:06,611 --> 00:05:08,386 Mommy's trying to get you to blink, because... 145 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:10,186 all your friends are doing it. 146 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:11,867 But also, say no 147 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:13,066 to peer pressure. 148 00:05:13,091 --> 00:05:14,524 I know it can seem a little silly. 149 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,383 But that's how language develops. 150 00:05:16,408 --> 00:05:17,703 Narrate everything. 151 00:05:17,728 --> 00:05:18,875 But don't step on my toes, Jane. 152 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:19,766 I've got a job to do. 153 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,974 We are on it, right? 154 00:05:21,999 --> 00:05:26,366 ♪ Good-bye, Tanner ♪ 155 00:05:26,391 --> 00:05:29,286 ♪ Good-bye, Lily ♪ 156 00:05:29,311 --> 00:05:32,445 ♪ Good-bye, Mateo... ♪ 157 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,220 Good-bye, Dina. I'll see you shortly. 158 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:35,331 I'm sorry. 159 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:38,180 I'm gonna have to conclude the Cuba slideshow early. 160 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,922 _ 161 00:05:40,997 --> 00:05:42,664 I know, but there's a casting crisis 162 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:44,856 at The Passions of Santos, and it's important, 163 00:05:44,881 --> 00:05:47,367 because “Make Love Week” is coming up. 164 00:05:47,392 --> 00:05:49,667 _ 165 00:05:49,692 --> 00:05:51,196 It's my duty to handle these things, 166 00:05:51,221 --> 00:05:53,204 now that I am an Executive Producer 167 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,147 or E.P. 168 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:57,105 This isn't going to be one of those vanity credits. 169 00:05:57,130 --> 00:05:59,125 I'm ready to roll up my sleeves, 170 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,922 so people can enjoy my strong forearms, 171 00:06:00,947 --> 00:06:02,601 and really produce. 172 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:04,209 Feel free to finish 173 00:06:04,234 --> 00:06:05,617 without my nuanced insights 174 00:06:05,642 --> 00:06:07,901 into the local culture. 175 00:06:08,442 --> 00:06:10,231 I'll get the curtains. 176 00:06:10,256 --> 00:06:11,630 _ 177 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:13,891 - Hey, man. - Hey! 178 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,166 (both imitate explosion) 179 00:06:16,191 --> 00:06:18,269 Wait, are you here to see me or Jane? 180 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,691 - Uh, both. - Oh. 181 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:20,780 Just saw you. 182 00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:22,233 Now, uh, I have to... 183 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:23,980 Look, I got to apologize to her. 184 00:06:24,005 --> 00:06:26,332 I drew a really hard line the last time we talked, 185 00:06:26,357 --> 00:06:27,842 and I just feel like I could've been more thoughtful... 186 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,460 (shushes) Stop! 187 00:06:29,485 --> 00:06:31,318 Come here. 188 00:06:31,605 --> 00:06:34,172 You have to keep playing it cool. 189 00:06:34,197 --> 00:06:35,379 She likes it. 190 00:06:35,404 --> 00:06:36,512 What? 191 00:06:36,537 --> 00:06:38,949 I overheard her talking to her mom last night. 192 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:42,742 And then Michael took this confident stand. 193 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:45,095 It was actually pretty sexy. 194 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,670 - She thought it was sexy? - Yes. 195 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:49,361 Let me drop some Rogeli-knowledge on you. 196 00:06:49,386 --> 00:06:50,403 Pay attention. 197 00:06:50,428 --> 00:06:52,294 The next time you have wussy thoughts, 198 00:06:52,318 --> 00:06:53,401 don't say them to Jane. 199 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:55,491 Write them down instead. 200 00:06:56,278 --> 00:06:57,410 Uh, wait. 201 00:06:57,435 --> 00:06:59,986 Let me just tear my E.P. notes. 202 00:07:00,011 --> 00:07:02,092 I'm an E.P. now... maybe you heard? 203 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,763 It's like being chief of police, 204 00:07:03,788 --> 00:07:05,318 but with higher stakes. 205 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:11,130 _ 206 00:07:11,544 --> 00:07:12,908 Trust me. 207 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,466 You want to protect and enhance your masculine image. 208 00:07:16,491 --> 00:07:18,364 Have you even considered a spray tan? 209 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:20,456 JANE: And now we're walking to the front door. 210 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,631 And we're seeing... 211 00:07:21,655 --> 00:07:23,272 (stammers) Michael? 212 00:07:23,297 --> 00:07:25,080 Hey, what are you doing here? 213 00:07:25,105 --> 00:07:27,513 Yes, what are you doing here, Michael? 214 00:07:27,538 --> 00:07:29,270 I-I'm... 215 00:07:29,295 --> 00:07:30,512 ROGELIO (coughs): Manly. 216 00:07:30,954 --> 00:07:33,237 Just here to update you 217 00:07:33,239 --> 00:07:34,576 on the Sin Rostro investigation. 218 00:07:34,601 --> 00:07:35,883 I talked to the owner of the vineyard 219 00:07:35,908 --> 00:07:37,223 we thought Rose visited in Switzerland. 220 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,122 Had he heard of her? 221 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:39,396 No, but he's gonna send us 222 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:40,513 a copy of the visitor logs. 223 00:07:40,538 --> 00:07:42,427 If we compare them to samples of Rose's handwriting, 224 00:07:42,452 --> 00:07:43,505 maybe we can figure out 225 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,647 what name she was using back then. 226 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,791 And you should get going on that, Detective. 227 00:07:46,816 --> 00:07:48,708 - I'll walk you out. - Oh, okay, uh, 228 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:50,399 I'll see you at the baptism rehearsal later? 229 00:07:50,424 --> 00:07:53,551 - Yeah. - If his busy crime-fighting schedule permits. 230 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:55,874 - I'll-I'll-I'll be there. - Let's go, let's go! 231 00:07:55,932 --> 00:07:57,973 And now I'm shutting the door. 232 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:00,732 And I'm thinking that was weird. 233 00:08:00,757 --> 00:08:03,507 And I'm taking you out of your seatbelt. 234 00:08:03,532 --> 00:08:06,082 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, she's pretty good at narration. 235 00:08:06,107 --> 00:08:09,232 Now we are going to check the mail. 236 00:08:09,257 --> 00:08:10,818 Ooh, junk. 237 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:12,028 Oh, wow, Mateo. 238 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,818 Look, Mommy got a letter from grad school. 239 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,857 And now I'm opening it. 240 00:08:18,099 --> 00:08:21,247 Seeing it's from Professor Blake. 241 00:08:21,737 --> 00:08:24,411 And now I'm reading. 242 00:08:24,436 --> 00:08:26,956 “We're delighted to inform you that you've been accepted 243 00:08:26,981 --> 00:08:29,482 into our graduate writing program.” 244 00:08:29,507 --> 00:08:31,581 And now we're dancing. 245 00:08:31,606 --> 00:08:33,794 Because Mommy got into grad school. 246 00:08:33,819 --> 00:08:36,135 Get it, get it, work, work. 247 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,635 I mean it'll be hard, but I think I can pull it off. 248 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:40,161 Mateo will be three months by the time class starts. 249 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,825 I would've gone to work anyway. 250 00:08:41,851 --> 00:08:43,717 Hey, are you okay? 251 00:08:43,742 --> 00:08:46,255 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: How do you find the words to say 252 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,341 that your psychotic ex-wife 253 00:08:47,366 --> 00:08:48,552 inseminated herself 254 00:08:48,577 --> 00:08:49,896 with your stolen sperm? 255 00:08:49,921 --> 00:08:51,658 Yeah! Yeah, totally. 256 00:08:51,683 --> 00:08:53,850 And I'm excited for you, sorry. 257 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,566 No, it's okay. I mean, I've been 258 00:08:55,591 --> 00:08:57,341 talking about it for the past half an hour. 259 00:08:57,502 --> 00:09:00,197 Hey, so is your sister coming to the baptism or... ? 260 00:09:00,222 --> 00:09:01,662 She didn't RSVP. 261 00:09:01,687 --> 00:09:03,378 Uh, nope, I have not heard from her. 262 00:09:03,403 --> 00:09:05,084 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Maybe because she was kidnapped! 263 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:05,916 Whoever you are, 264 00:09:05,942 --> 00:09:07,422 you're not gonna get away with this! 265 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,374 My brother probably has a SWAT team 266 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:11,225 ready to bust in any minute! 267 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,090 She probably ran off to her Ashram or something. 268 00:09:16,393 --> 00:09:18,427 Wait, why is Michael here? 269 00:09:18,452 --> 00:09:20,313 He's the godfather. 270 00:09:20,338 --> 00:09:23,077 You asked him when he got Mateo back. 271 00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:24,652 Then I called you this morning to see 272 00:09:24,677 --> 00:09:26,027 if you were still okay with it. 273 00:09:26,052 --> 00:09:27,792 Any of this ring a bell? 274 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,055 I'm sorry, to be honest, 275 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,046 I wasn't listening to that call. 276 00:09:33,409 --> 00:09:36,661 But fine, whatever, Michael's the godfather. 277 00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:37,846 It's-it's great. 278 00:09:37,871 --> 00:09:40,399 Okay, stop, wait... what's going on? 279 00:09:40,424 --> 00:09:42,166 Look, now's not the right time. 280 00:09:42,191 --> 00:09:43,966 Now you're freaking me out. Just tell me. 281 00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:45,087 - Let's just talk about it later. - Please! 282 00:09:45,112 --> 00:09:46,027 It can't be as bad as what 283 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:46,812 as what I'm coming up with 284 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,424 in my head right now. 285 00:09:49,901 --> 00:09:53,028 Turns out I had one sperm sample left. 286 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:55,490 Petra stole it, inseminated herself. 287 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:57,449 And now she's pregnant with my baby. 288 00:09:57,474 --> 00:09:59,524 What the... ? 289 00:09:59,549 --> 00:10:02,306 (bells ringing) 290 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,304 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As the Bible says: 291 00:10:05,329 --> 00:10:07,662 "The Lord is a stronghold in times of trouble." 292 00:10:08,314 --> 00:10:10,599 Let's hope so. 293 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:13,747 All right, so your family members 294 00:10:13,772 --> 00:10:15,392 will be seated over here. 295 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:16,895 MAGDA: Hola, Jane. 296 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,981 What are we doing for Christmas this year? 297 00:10:20,007 --> 00:10:21,764 PRIEST: Godparents, you'll be standing over... 298 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:22,507 I just can't. 299 00:10:22,532 --> 00:10:24,280 I mean, why would she do that? 300 00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:26,393 Remember how we set her up to make her think 301 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:27,702 I still had feelings for her? 302 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,133 And I think that she'd do anything, 303 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:30,341 even turn in her own mother, 304 00:10:30,366 --> 00:10:31,747 if she thought she had a chance with you. 305 00:10:31,772 --> 00:10:33,942 Yeah, well, apparently it worked. 306 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,614 Oh, God. 307 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:39,029 - Hey. Hey. - Huh? 308 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:40,334 You okay? 309 00:10:40,359 --> 00:10:42,735 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 310 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,751 Jane. 311 00:10:45,176 --> 00:10:47,900 Wuss alert. Wuss alert. 312 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,194 Take care. 313 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,734 Uh-huh. 314 00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:58,311 Cool diary. 315 00:10:58,336 --> 00:10:59,936 Oh. It's not a diary. 316 00:10:59,961 --> 00:11:01,318 Then can I read it? 317 00:11:01,343 --> 00:11:03,108 - No. - Then it's a diary. 318 00:11:04,154 --> 00:11:05,732 XIOMARA: She's pregnant. 319 00:11:05,757 --> 00:11:08,768 Yes. Confirmed by his doctor. 320 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,259 - No. - Yes. 321 00:11:10,284 --> 00:11:12,535 _ 322 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,694 Turkey baster. 323 00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:16,229 - ALBA/XIOMARA: No! - JANE: Yes. 324 00:11:16,254 --> 00:11:18,151 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Thanksgiving will never be the same. 325 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,546 - (phone buzzing) - Oh. Shh, shh. Grad school. 326 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,019 Hello? 327 00:11:22,044 --> 00:11:24,346 Yes, this is Jane. Hi, Sheila. 328 00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:27,260 Yes, I'm very excited. Thank you. 329 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:31,270 Oh. 330 00:11:31,295 --> 00:11:33,129 Oh. 331 00:11:33,154 --> 00:11:34,988 Oh. 332 00:11:35,013 --> 00:11:38,007 Okay, well, thank you for letting me know. 333 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:40,216 Yes, I will let you know. 334 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,857 Okay. Bye. 335 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,320 - What happened, hon? - The writing program 336 00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:45,885 has all these weird prerequisites, 337 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:48,195 and apparently, I'm missing world lit. 338 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:48,942 _ 339 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:51,219 And they offer it at a summer school intensive, 340 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,411 but I'd have to start... tomorrow. 341 00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:55,593 - So? - Mom, Mateo's three weeks old. 342 00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:58,380 - I can't leave already. - Hon, do you remember what you said 343 00:11:58,405 --> 00:11:59,232 when you were pregnant? 344 00:11:59,257 --> 00:12:01,196 We need some kind of signal. 345 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,356 A way for you to let me know 346 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:04,754 that I'm about to let motherhood hijack my goals. 347 00:12:04,779 --> 00:12:06,018 How about I say... 348 00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:08,563 You're about to let motherhood hijack your goals. 349 00:12:08,588 --> 00:12:11,316 There's got to be a way to make it work. 350 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:14,434 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 351 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,400 No, you're wrong. Let's not recast. 352 00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:18,593 _ 353 00:12:18,618 --> 00:12:20,343 I'll work around Blanca's issues. 354 00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:22,543 You're not hearing me. Blanca can't even walk. 355 00:12:22,568 --> 00:12:24,190 It was a horrible boating accident. 356 00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:26,312 It's okay. It's Make Love Week. 357 00:12:26,337 --> 00:12:27,711 We're gonna be in the bed anyway. 358 00:12:27,736 --> 00:12:29,309 Rogelio, she broke her pelvis. 359 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,478 But... And her jaw is wired shut. 360 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,663 We must recast. 361 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:36,099 But it's Make Love Week. 362 00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:39,004 Fans will want to see someone spectacular in bed with me. 363 00:12:39,029 --> 00:12:41,396 Salma, Penelope, J. Lo. 364 00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:42,753 Rogelio, be realistic. 365 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:44,128 You're right... younger. 366 00:12:44,153 --> 00:12:46,732 Selena, Demi, Emma Stone. 367 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,260 I heard she can play any race. 368 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:51,212 - Stop, you know who it should be. - No, I don't. 369 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,264 Her agent said she's willing to screen test. 370 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:54,989 - I-I don't know what you mean. - You do. 371 00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:56,564 - I really don't. - You really do. 372 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:59,629 You will never guess who Dina wants to screen test. 373 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,897 Your ex, Luciana. 374 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:02,591 Don't even say her name. 375 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,209 And how did you know? 376 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,328 Just a hunch. 377 00:13:05,353 --> 00:13:07,420 Based on your overall rage level. 378 00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:10,026 Do you think it's the right move for the show? 379 00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:11,308 You know, as an E.P.? 380 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,106 Well, obviously, 381 00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:15,329 the fans and the press will go nuts. 382 00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:17,721 And it'll be great for ratings. 383 00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:19,888 Okay, so then maybe it's a blessing in disguise. 384 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:22,697 I mean, we haven't made much progress on your baggage with... 385 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,616 I said don't say it. 386 00:13:24,641 --> 00:13:26,504 You can't even stand to hear her name. 387 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:28,530 Maybe it's time to rip off the Band-Aid. 388 00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:31,334 And it could help with us too, you know, moving forward. 389 00:13:31,358 --> 00:13:33,832 Well, maybe you're right. 390 00:13:33,858 --> 00:13:36,761 Maybe it's time to clean out the storage locker. 391 00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:40,182 Is that a figure of speech? 392 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,493 _ 393 00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:48,532 JANE: Knock, knock. 394 00:13:48,557 --> 00:13:50,187 - Professor Blake. - Jane. 395 00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:52,249 Hi. How are you? 396 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:53,170 I'm good. 397 00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:54,527 I'm really good. 398 00:13:54,552 --> 00:13:56,969 Uh, so excited to start the grad program. 399 00:13:56,994 --> 00:13:58,399 Oh, and this is Mateo. 400 00:13:58,424 --> 00:14:00,713 You remember, he was in here, and now he's out there. 401 00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,447 I-I remember. (chuckles) 402 00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:04,331 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 403 00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:05,921 So I was wondering. 404 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:09,169 Because Mateo's so little and so incredibly quiet, 405 00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:11,427 I was hoping I can bring him along with me 406 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:12,484 to my summer class. 407 00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:13,790 I-I just... 408 00:14:13,815 --> 00:14:15,694 See, I wasn't anticipating leaving him so soon. 409 00:14:15,719 --> 00:14:17,668 I wouldn't want it to be distracting 410 00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:18,874 for the other students. 411 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,416 Me neither, a-and it won't be, 412 00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:22,301 because he's just a little sleeping blob. 413 00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:24,198 He doesn't even blink yet. 414 00:14:24,223 --> 00:14:26,155 I just really want to make this work, please. 415 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,107 Tell you what, let's give it a try. 416 00:14:29,132 --> 00:14:30,611 (gasps) Thank you. 417 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,402 Thank you, and I promise nobody will even know that he's there. 418 00:14:33,427 --> 00:14:35,427 LUISA: Is there anybody there?! 419 00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:36,635 (gasps) Hello? 420 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,402 Who are you? 421 00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:40,063 What do you want? 422 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,708 And what are you doing? Please, just talk to me. 423 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,158 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'd tell you what's going on, 424 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,423 but I'm a little confused myself. 425 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:47,788 (men converse in German) 426 00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:49,039 Wait, no English? 427 00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:50,569 What... what is that? 428 00:14:50,594 --> 00:14:51,775 That's German. 429 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,746 No problem. 430 00:14:52,771 --> 00:14:54,474 I went to Munich for Oktoberfest. 431 00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,640 Listen..en 432 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,227 _ 433 00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:04,968 _ 434 00:15:04,993 --> 00:15:06,160 (speaks German) 435 00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:07,656 Wh-What? 436 00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:08,933 Mutter? 437 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:09,704 Murder? 438 00:15:09,729 --> 00:15:10,728 You want to murder me? 439 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:11,509 No. 440 00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:12,820 Please. 441 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,435 No. 442 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,283 _ 443 00:15:16,308 --> 00:15:18,441 _ 444 00:15:18,466 --> 00:15:21,882 This "pitiable bloody-handed fiend of vengeance" 445 00:15:21,907 --> 00:15:24,875 represents the power of a woman scorned. 446 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,600 (Mateo fusses) Creon called her "a clever woman, 447 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,828 skilled in many evil arts" 448 00:15:27,853 --> 00:15:29,805 She tricked King Peleus's daughters 449 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,561 into murdering their own father. 450 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:33,054 JANE: Shh. Shh. 451 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:35,814 Oh, oh, uh, sorry, not you, him. 452 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:37,046 Just gonna get the pacifier. 453 00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,564 Working on the pacifier right now. 454 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:41,198 JANE: Oh. 455 00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:51,633 I got him, so that's the good part. (clears throat) 456 00:15:51,991 --> 00:15:54,188 - Hi, there. - I heard what happened. 457 00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:55,283 Uh, from my office. 458 00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:56,474 It was really loud. 459 00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:58,182 JANE: I'm so sorry. 460 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,057 I mean, he's just having an off day. 461 00:16:00,081 --> 00:16:02,353 Sure, now you're perfect. 462 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,180 And I probably shouldn't have taken off the brakes 463 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:06,524 from the stroller. 464 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,466 Lesson learned. 465 00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:12,967 Look, Jane, bringing him to class isn't going to work. 466 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:14,547 I know. 467 00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:17,039 And if you're not ready to leave him, 468 00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:19,119 it's certainly understandable. 469 00:16:19,719 --> 00:16:21,826 You can always reapply next year. 470 00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:23,248 Mmm. 471 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,543 BLAKE: But please let me know. 472 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,551 There are other students who would love to take your spot. 473 00:16:27,576 --> 00:16:29,423 (cell phone chimes) 474 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,756 XIOMARA: Something's wrong with this woman. 475 00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,005 I mean it. 476 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,429 I think she could be a hoarder. 477 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,005 - _ - Oh, she is. 478 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:42,219 Her episode of Celebrity Hoarders was epic. 479 00:16:42,244 --> 00:16:44,468 Wow. 480 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,931 What's that? Your diary? 481 00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:48,943 It's not a diary. Then let me read it. 482 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:51,329 Oh, no, it-it's full of feelings... 483 00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:54,528 I was too vulnerable to share, so I wrote them down instead. 484 00:16:54,553 --> 00:16:56,453 Yeah, that's a diary. 485 00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:57,751 Why don't you read it to me? 486 00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:59,175 It'll be cathartic. 487 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,550 It's too embarrassing. 488 00:17:00,575 --> 00:17:03,153 Come on, I won't judge. 489 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,156 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I might. 490 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,579 (clears throat) 491 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:10,044 "When you left me, I felt like a tiny kitten 492 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,553 without his fur." 493 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,254 _ 494 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,867 "I often feel like a sweet peach you took one bite off 495 00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:21,876 and then carelessly tossed aside 496 00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:26,185 to rot in a compost pile of tears." 497 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,263 - _ - "You crushed my heart... 498 00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:31,397 "like a walnut.. 499 00:17:31,893 --> 00:17:34,925 In a walnut-crushing machine." 500 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,385 - _ - Wow. 501 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:37,305 I know. 502 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:39,166 I always had a way with words. 503 00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:41,336 Maybe that's where Jane gets it. 504 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,771 And Luciana pretty much destroyed you. 505 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,853 Well, that too. 506 00:17:44,878 --> 00:17:46,457 But that was eight years ago. 507 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,456 I mean, you're a different person. 508 00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:49,126 You're not nearly as insecure. 509 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,467 Really? 510 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,542 I promise. 511 00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:53,837 She has no power over you anymore. 512 00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,333 Thank you, Xiomara. 513 00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:58,225 So maybe for the good of the show, 514 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,885 I can screen test L... 515 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,471 Luciana. 516 00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,579 You said her name. 517 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:05,886 I'm letting go. 518 00:18:05,911 --> 00:18:07,406 I'm gonna burn this. 519 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,822 Although, perhaps we should preserve it. 520 00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:12,713 Because of the quality of the writing. 521 00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:14,090 Burn the diary. 522 00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:15,330 JANE: What are you doing here? 523 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,489 I'm just, uh, picking up Rose's handwriting samples 524 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,865 to match to the visitor log from the vineyard. 525 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,281 How are you? 526 00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:24,445 I took Mateo to class with me, and it was a total disaster. 527 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,564 So I'm either gonna have to give up grad school for now 528 00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:29,319 or leave my baby behind at three weeks old. 529 00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:34,063 Macho. Manly. Suave. 530 00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:36,342 That's tricky. 531 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,342 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 532 00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:41,165 Yeah, I'm sure I will too. 533 00:18:42,806 --> 00:18:45,475 Well, I guess I should go. 534 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:54,639 So... seems I miscalculated. 535 00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:57,197 I thought a romance was developing between Rafael and I. 536 00:18:57,226 --> 00:18:59,363 Turns out, he was manipulating me. 537 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,746 So you inseminated yourself. 538 00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:01,784 Like I said, 539 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:02,983 miscalculated. 540 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,880 Now, we can keep rehashing the past, 541 00:19:04,905 --> 00:19:06,066 or we can move forward. 542 00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:07,608 You know, I don't even know what I'm doing here. 543 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,513 I'm carrying Mateo's half brother. 544 00:19:09,538 --> 00:19:11,578 Or sister. 545 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:13,673 Moving forward then. 546 00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:16,993 Now, the way I see it, there are three options. 547 00:19:17,018 --> 00:19:20,221 One, I get... an abortion. 548 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,851 Two, in the next month or so, I find someone. 549 00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:25,738 Let's say, a Russian oligarch. 550 00:19:25,763 --> 00:19:27,334 I, uh, sleep with him, 551 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:29,042 tell him the baby's his, we settle in Russia, 552 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:32,058 and you both get to say good-bye to me forever. 553 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:36,409 Or three, I stay here in Miami, 554 00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:39,654 and we raise him or her together, 555 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,290 with you 100% involved. 556 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,658 What are you talking about? 557 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,526 I'm not interested in being a single mother. 558 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,863 (scoffs) No, I had one... that was hard. 559 00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:49,016 Yeah, that's because your mom is evil, not single. 560 00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,827 Okay, see, that's the kind of language I don't want 561 00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,427 around my baby, Jane, and if you two are going to be 562 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,835 co-parenting my child half the time, 563 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,159 - then I... - Us two? 564 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,420 Yes, aren't you? 565 00:19:57,445 --> 00:19:58,978 - No, we're not. - Petra... 566 00:19:59,003 --> 00:20:00,969 Oh, well, I just... 567 00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:02,455 (chuckles) 568 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,363 Never mind. My mistake. 569 00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:06,844 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It was not, in fact, a mistake. 570 00:20:06,869 --> 00:20:08,821 I wanted you out of my life so that I could 571 00:20:08,846 --> 00:20:09,956 move forward with Jane. 572 00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:11,690 Which meant, of course, 573 00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:13,463 he wasn't with Jane. 574 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,669 Which meant, of course, there was an opening. 575 00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:19,399 Well, you may or may not be together. 576 00:20:19,424 --> 00:20:21,855 Regardless, you, Rafael, 577 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,575 need to be there every step of the way. 578 00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:27,713 It's a lot, I understand. 579 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,768 So you two talk it over. 580 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,711 Just remember there is a clock on options one and two, 581 00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:36,410 so, as soon as you can, let me know what you're leaning toward, 582 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:41,112 because this... is in your hands. 583 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,258 I, uh... 584 00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:47,148 Yeah. 585 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,030 (exhales) 586 00:20:49,055 --> 00:20:50,555 I mean, there's no good option. 587 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,175 No, there is not. 588 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,366 Well, what do you think? 589 00:20:53,478 --> 00:20:55,127 Hmm? 590 00:20:55,152 --> 00:20:56,334 Of the three? 591 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,563 _ 592 00:20:58,588 --> 00:20:59,839 Oh, you can't ask me that. 593 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,274 - Just in general. - No, no, no. 594 00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:02,308 That's your call! 595 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,477 Because you don't want to be with me? 596 00:21:04,676 --> 00:21:06,439 I didn't say that. 597 00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,135 So it would impact you. 598 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,048 Please. 599 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,316 Mateo's only three weeks old! 600 00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:11,650 I just... 601 00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:13,623 I'm just not there yet. 602 00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,337 And so, 603 00:21:15,339 --> 00:21:17,773 I told him he would have to make the decision without me. 604 00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:19,108 Well, I'll weigh in. 605 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,443 I think she should have an abortion. 606 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,644 Xiomara! 607 00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:22,962 What's the alternative? 608 00:21:22,987 --> 00:21:24,168 We welcome her to the family? 609 00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:26,466 Have her over for Thanksgiving? 610 00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,683 _ 611 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,874 Used my own turkey baster. 612 00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,546 Enjoy! 613 00:21:33,571 --> 00:21:35,193 (Mateo crying) 614 00:21:35,218 --> 00:21:36,855 I think Yvgeny bit Mateo again. 615 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:41,608 Oh, please, it was just a little nibble. 616 00:21:42,764 --> 00:21:45,534 _ 617 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:46,542 Exactly. 618 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:49,359 _ 619 00:21:49,384 --> 00:21:51,647 And then what, she doesn't tell Mateo he has a sibling 620 00:21:51,672 --> 00:21:53,461 until one day he finds out? 621 00:21:53,487 --> 00:21:54,983 Who can I make this out to? 622 00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:56,086 How about your son? 623 00:21:56,111 --> 00:21:58,654 How could you not tell me about Yvgeny? 624 00:21:58,679 --> 00:22:00,417 She's a liar! 625 00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,235 My mom's a liar! 626 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,695 I'm moving to Vladivostok! 627 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,314 JANE: Okay, stop! 628 00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:09,480 It's out of my hands. You know what? 629 00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:11,582 I have enough to worry about with this whole school decision. 630 00:22:11,607 --> 00:22:13,741 - Come on, you're going back. - Mom, he's so little. 631 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,399 Lots of people have to leave this early... 632 00:22:15,424 --> 00:22:16,802 But that's just it... I don't have to. 633 00:22:16,827 --> 00:22:17,786 It's an option. 634 00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:20,049 Right, and an option you're lucky to have. 635 00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:21,056 Right, Ma? 636 00:22:21,081 --> 00:22:23,424 _ 637 00:22:23,449 --> 00:22:25,877 _ 638 00:22:25,902 --> 00:22:28,161 No, not a psychopath. 639 00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:30,114 Rose appears to be a sociopath. 640 00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:32,963 _ 641 00:22:32,988 --> 00:22:36,168 _ 642 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:41,268 Frequent use of the past tense, disfluencies, 643 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,366 lack of emotion... textbook. 644 00:22:43,391 --> 00:22:45,317 Mm-hmm, and as for matching the handwriting 645 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,693 to a name in the visitor log? 646 00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:47,974 ANDREW: Well, it's difficult, 647 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:51,096 due to the ink degradation and wine stains. 648 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:54,104 But my best guess would be this name. 649 00:22:54,128 --> 00:22:54,878 Denise. 650 00:22:54,904 --> 00:22:56,628 Denise, Denise what? 651 00:22:56,653 --> 00:22:58,032 I can't say. 652 00:22:58,057 --> 00:22:59,699 Her last name appears to be obscured 653 00:22:59,724 --> 00:23:02,195 by what looks like Pinot Noir. 654 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:04,057 Maybe a Malbec. 655 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:06,189 (phone chimes) 656 00:23:06,214 --> 00:23:07,094 _ 657 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,983 _ 658 00:23:08,127 --> 00:23:10,392 Okay, well, thank you, thank you. 659 00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:11,740 Michael! 660 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,359 Meet my complexion consultant, 661 00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:14,066 Anton. 662 00:23:14,091 --> 00:23:16,786 Anton is a wizard with the bronzing wand. 663 00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:18,837 Okay, what-what exactly is the emergency here? 664 00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:21,613 You are too pale for the baptism photos. 665 00:23:21,638 --> 00:23:23,040 I'm a police officer! 666 00:23:23,065 --> 00:23:24,765 An emergency means someone is dead! 667 00:23:24,790 --> 00:23:26,857 Well, you look like a corpse... close enough. 668 00:23:26,928 --> 00:23:29,208 Yeah, I'm not getting a spray tan. 669 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,593 How's Plan Macho-Macho Man going, anyway? 670 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,893 Oh, honestly, it's harder than I thought. 671 00:23:33,918 --> 00:23:35,887 There's a lot I want to say to her. 672 00:23:35,912 --> 00:23:38,381 I mean, she's got so much on her plate. 673 00:23:38,406 --> 00:23:40,952 Yeah, like the whole Petra disaster. 674 00:23:40,977 --> 00:23:42,332 What Petra disaster? 675 00:23:42,357 --> 00:23:44,780 - Lift the cheeks, please. - Petra disaster? 676 00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:47,637 Rogelio, what Pet... ? Oh, my God. 677 00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,362 It is "Make Love Week." 678 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:51,220 I cannot have any tan lines. 679 00:23:51,245 --> 00:23:54,146 Anyway, Petra got herself pregnant with Rafael's sperm. 680 00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:56,370 I'd be more shocked, but we did that story on Santos. 681 00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:57,728 Classic stuff. 682 00:23:57,753 --> 00:23:59,452 Jane must be devastated. 683 00:23:59,477 --> 00:24:01,458 Write it down, bro, write it down. 684 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,530 Oh, my God... 685 00:24:04,555 --> 00:24:06,078 Now you have to do it. 686 00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:07,768 Half of your face is already tan. 687 00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:09,440 _ 688 00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,358 So, mommies, as we wrap up, 689 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,976 is there anything you'd like to share? 690 00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:14,945 Where you're at, where baby's at? 691 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:17,896 I do, actually, have something to share. 692 00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:21,746 (crying): I'm starting school tomorrow. 693 00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:23,254 I'm sorry. 694 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:25,895 I just wasn't expecting to separate so quickly. 695 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,978 MOM: Why? 696 00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,931 If you don't mind me asking. 697 00:24:28,956 --> 00:24:31,284 Oh, well I got accepted... 698 00:24:31,309 --> 00:24:32,911 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so she told them. 699 00:24:32,936 --> 00:24:34,425 The writing program. 700 00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,921 The world lit class. 701 00:24:35,947 --> 00:24:37,424 I won't put you through it twice. 702 00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:39,459 The point is she opened up. 703 00:24:39,484 --> 00:24:41,231 And my mom thinks it's a no-brainer 704 00:24:41,256 --> 00:24:42,573 that I should go back to school. 705 00:24:42,598 --> 00:24:43,782 But how do you leave Mateo? 706 00:24:43,807 --> 00:24:45,095 Exactly! 707 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,862 God, my heart would crack open. 708 00:24:46,887 --> 00:24:48,220 No, mine is! 709 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:50,010 MOM 2: But wait, it's her passion. 710 00:24:50,035 --> 00:24:52,352 I mean, do you want to go to grad school... 711 00:24:52,377 --> 00:24:53,527 Mateo's mom? 712 00:24:53,552 --> 00:24:55,259 Jane, and yes. 713 00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:57,544 No one said she didn't want to go. 714 00:24:57,569 --> 00:24:59,345 But she just broke into tears. 715 00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:01,040 MOM 3: I want to work. 716 00:25:01,065 --> 00:25:02,786 Does that make me terrible? 717 00:25:02,811 --> 00:25:04,165 INSTRUCTOR: Mommies, stop. 718 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:06,456 There's no right choice, because we're all different. 719 00:25:06,481 --> 00:25:08,603 The only thing that's important is that you honor 720 00:25:08,629 --> 00:25:10,695 whatever choice is right for you. 721 00:25:11,418 --> 00:25:12,769 Oh, my. 722 00:25:12,794 --> 00:25:14,126 Did you... ? 723 00:25:14,151 --> 00:25:15,768 Do that again! 724 00:25:15,793 --> 00:25:18,084 Oh, my, you did! He blinked! 725 00:25:18,109 --> 00:25:20,310 You blinked! You blinked! Yes! 726 00:25:20,335 --> 00:25:22,619 Oh, my God, we have a blinker, ladies and gentlemen! 727 00:25:22,644 --> 00:25:23,854 Yes! 728 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,176 Oh, you blinked. 729 00:25:26,201 --> 00:25:27,511 Oh... 730 00:25:27,536 --> 00:25:28,894 You're doing the right thing. 731 00:25:28,919 --> 00:25:31,870 Remember, she can't hurt you anymore. 732 00:25:31,895 --> 00:25:34,551 This is the last part of letting go. 733 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,419 Thank you, Xiomara. 734 00:25:42,531 --> 00:25:46,580 _ 735 00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:50,346 Hello, Lu... 736 00:25:50,371 --> 00:25:52,158 Luciana. 737 00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:55,476 Rogelio. 738 00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:58,704 You look as incredible as I remember. 739 00:25:58,729 --> 00:25:59,651 You don't age. 740 00:25:59,676 --> 00:26:01,759 I never have. Let's work. 741 00:26:01,784 --> 00:26:03,504 I assume you've read the lines? 742 00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:04,491 This is when 743 00:26:04,516 --> 00:26:05,988 Blanca reunites with Santos 744 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:08,825 after an agonizing separation. 745 00:26:08,851 --> 00:26:10,417 MAN: Let's roll! 746 00:26:10,772 --> 00:26:13,662 (clears his throat) 747 00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:15,827 (gasps) 748 00:26:15,852 --> 00:26:17,556 _ 749 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:18,420 _ 750 00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:20,429 _ 751 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,049 _ 752 00:26:22,074 --> 00:26:23,689 _ 753 00:26:23,714 --> 00:26:25,041 _ 754 00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,658 _ 755 00:26:26,683 --> 00:26:28,944 _ 756 00:26:28,969 --> 00:26:30,427 _ 757 00:26:30,452 --> 00:26:32,277 _ 758 00:26:32,302 --> 00:26:34,638 _ 759 00:26:34,663 --> 00:26:37,761 _ 760 00:26:37,786 --> 00:26:39,543 _ 761 00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:40,701 _ 762 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,596 _ 763 00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:45,077 _ 764 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:52,458 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Relax. 765 00:26:52,483 --> 00:26:54,933 It is called The Passions of Sant... 766 00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:57,655 Oh, wow. 767 00:27:05,804 --> 00:27:09,136 Cut! 768 00:27:13,863 --> 00:27:14,980 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let it be noted, 769 00:27:14,982 --> 00:27:16,313 forever, and always, 770 00:27:16,338 --> 00:27:18,600 that on the day of Mateo Gloriano Rogelio 771 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,882 Solano Villanueva's baptism, 772 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,327 his mother and grandmother 773 00:27:22,352 --> 00:27:23,692 and great-grandmother 774 00:27:23,717 --> 00:27:25,160 put their troubles aside... 775 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,993 _ 776 00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:28,832 _ 777 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,911 _ 778 00:27:31,347 --> 00:27:33,832 to focus on him. 779 00:27:33,857 --> 00:27:35,540 JANE: Ah, okay. 780 00:27:35,565 --> 00:27:37,548 He's got his gown on. You got the candle. 781 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:38,862 The house looks great. 782 00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,015 Are we ready? 783 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,977 - One more thing, Janie. - Uh-huh? 784 00:27:42,002 --> 00:27:45,226 Abuela wrote this to read at my baptism. 785 00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,754 I read it at yours. 786 00:27:46,779 --> 00:27:49,536 And I want you to read it at Mateo's. 787 00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:56,089 (crying): Oh... 788 00:27:56,114 --> 00:27:57,672 PRIEST: It is with great joy 789 00:27:57,697 --> 00:27:59,863 that this family, brought together 790 00:27:59,889 --> 00:28:02,049 by unconventional circumstances, 791 00:28:02,074 --> 00:28:05,465 welcomes this precious life for baptism. 792 00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:06,986 Jane and Rafael, 793 00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,554 what name do you give your son? 794 00:28:08,579 --> 00:28:09,761 - Mateo. - Mateo. 795 00:28:09,786 --> 00:28:11,263 PRIEST: Michael and Lina, 796 00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:13,920 as godparents, do you promise 797 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:16,480 to support these parents in raising this child, 798 00:28:16,505 --> 00:28:18,808 showering him with wisdom and affection? 799 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,116 - We do. - We do. 800 00:28:20,141 --> 00:28:23,362 Mateo, with this holy water... 801 00:28:23,387 --> 00:28:25,641 an ancient symbol of purity... 802 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,979 I baptize you in the name of the Father, 803 00:28:29,003 --> 00:28:31,803 - Oh. - And of the Son... 804 00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:35,787 and of the Holy Spirit. 805 00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:37,301 Amen. 806 00:28:37,326 --> 00:28:39,306 - Amen. - Amen. 807 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,153 I am going to read something 808 00:28:45,178 --> 00:28:46,657 that my mother read to me 809 00:28:46,682 --> 00:28:49,106 when I was baptized. 810 00:28:49,131 --> 00:28:51,665 This is something that my mother read to me 811 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,329 when I was baptized. 812 00:28:53,516 --> 00:28:56,414 _ 813 00:28:56,439 --> 00:28:58,574 _ 814 00:28:58,599 --> 00:29:00,454 _ 815 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,304 _ 816 00:29:04,329 --> 00:29:06,059 _ 817 00:29:06,084 --> 00:29:07,909 _ 818 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,389 _ 819 00:29:10,414 --> 00:29:11,952 "May you be brave. 820 00:29:11,976 --> 00:29:13,474 "May you be loving 821 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,056 "and joyful and kind. 822 00:29:16,081 --> 00:29:19,060 _ 823 00:29:19,085 --> 00:29:21,218 _ 824 00:29:21,243 --> 00:29:22,986 "Whatever you dream for your life, 825 00:29:23,264 --> 00:29:26,017 "may you summon the strength to follow that dream. 826 00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:29,449 "May you always let your faith be greater than your fear. 827 00:29:29,474 --> 00:29:31,464 _ 828 00:29:32,669 --> 00:29:34,992 _ 829 00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:37,075 "Through every moment of every day. 830 00:29:37,101 --> 00:29:39,367 "That I walk beside you, 831 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,283 "cheering you on. 832 00:29:42,308 --> 00:29:45,835 "Hoping for you, praying for you. 833 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,803 "Loving you. 834 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,627 "And may you one day 835 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,639 "love your own child as deeply 836 00:29:52,664 --> 00:29:54,128 "as I love you, 837 00:29:54,154 --> 00:29:57,753 today and always." 838 00:29:57,778 --> 00:30:00,228 I love you, Mateo. 839 00:30:02,212 --> 00:30:06,489 (Mateo crying) 840 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,428 _ 841 00:30:11,453 --> 00:30:13,266 That was so beautiful, Abuela. 842 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,906 Maybe you get it from her, Janie. 843 00:30:14,931 --> 00:30:15,742 The whole writing thing. 844 00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:17,416 _ 845 00:30:17,661 --> 00:30:20,553 _ 846 00:30:20,578 --> 00:30:22,253 _ 847 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,318 _ 848 00:30:24,343 --> 00:30:25,543 XIOMARA: Exactly. 849 00:30:25,568 --> 00:30:27,005 Going to grad school, 850 00:30:27,030 --> 00:30:28,162 pursuing your dreams. 851 00:30:28,187 --> 00:30:31,344 Um, I actually called 852 00:30:31,369 --> 00:30:33,453 and turned down grad school yesterday. 853 00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:34,876 _ 854 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,252 Because Mateo blinked back. 855 00:30:36,277 --> 00:30:37,693 And I would've missed that. 856 00:30:37,718 --> 00:30:41,503 Janie, Mateo blinked two days ago! 857 00:30:41,528 --> 00:30:42,604 He did? 858 00:30:42,629 --> 00:30:44,532 I didn't tell you, because, 859 00:30:44,558 --> 00:30:46,941 well, it seemed so important for you to see it first. 860 00:30:46,966 --> 00:30:48,500 But, Janie, 861 00:30:48,524 --> 00:30:50,723 you're gonna miss things. 862 00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:53,116 I missed your first steps. 863 00:30:53,141 --> 00:30:54,394 You did? 864 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,419 _ 865 00:30:55,444 --> 00:30:56,539 _ 866 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:59,044 _ 867 00:30:59,069 --> 00:31:01,420 Do you think either of us is any less of a mother? 868 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:02,886 I know, but it's not just that. 869 00:31:02,911 --> 00:31:05,255 I mean, I burst into tears at the mommy class 870 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,764 just at the thought of leaving. 871 00:31:06,788 --> 00:31:08,604 That's because you're an emotional person. 872 00:31:08,629 --> 00:31:10,419 And you're three weeks postpartum. 873 00:31:10,444 --> 00:31:13,324 Do you remember how excited you were when you told us? 874 00:31:13,753 --> 00:31:15,901 We got into grad school! 875 00:31:15,926 --> 00:31:17,092 (both gasp) 876 00:31:17,117 --> 00:31:19,305 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 877 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:21,267 We got into grad school! 878 00:31:21,309 --> 00:31:23,726 Mateo will be fine. 879 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:24,922 I promise. 880 00:31:24,947 --> 00:31:27,681 - We've got him. - Mm-hmm. 881 00:31:28,741 --> 00:31:30,908 I got to make a call. 882 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,086 (phone beeps) 883 00:31:32,111 --> 00:31:34,281 Luisa, it's me. 884 00:31:34,551 --> 00:31:37,120 I'm, uh, bummed you missed the baptism. 885 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:41,427 Hope you're... still on the wagon. 886 00:31:42,681 --> 00:31:45,098 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, she got her ties off. 887 00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:48,147 These Germans are the worst kidnappers. 888 00:31:54,133 --> 00:31:57,049 Oh, no, somebody help me! 889 00:31:58,603 --> 00:32:02,423 Hmm, that was rather gentle for a kidnapper. 890 00:32:02,448 --> 00:32:04,239 You're not allowed to hurt me, are you? 891 00:32:04,371 --> 00:32:06,288 You can't "mutter" me. 892 00:32:06,313 --> 00:32:09,456 In that moment, Luisa realized he had to be working 893 00:32:09,481 --> 00:32:11,832 for someone both psychotic and caring. 894 00:32:11,857 --> 00:32:13,510 (gasps) Someone like... 895 00:32:13,535 --> 00:32:16,236 Rose did this, didn't she? 896 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,312 Oh, my God. 897 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:19,203 I can't believe this. 898 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,545 This is so crazy. 899 00:32:24,892 --> 00:32:27,585 But it's also kind of romantic. 900 00:32:27,610 --> 00:32:29,274 Don't you think? 901 00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:31,249 I mean, no... (scoffs) 902 00:32:31,275 --> 00:32:34,346 I'm still really mad at her. 903 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:42,559 Hey, Professor Blake, Jane Villanueva here. 904 00:32:42,584 --> 00:32:44,411 Uh, listen, I called yesterday, 905 00:32:44,435 --> 00:32:46,037 turning down my spot in the program, 906 00:32:46,062 --> 00:32:47,916 but if I could just retract that, 907 00:32:47,941 --> 00:32:49,048 - that would be great. - (beeps) 908 00:32:49,073 --> 00:32:51,507 That was a mistake, calling and turning down the spot. 909 00:32:51,532 --> 00:32:54,436 I do want to go, and-and even though the timing is tricky, 910 00:32:54,461 --> 00:32:56,561 - I was just thinking about what I want for my son. - (beeps) 911 00:32:56,586 --> 00:32:58,745 Just to reiterate, I can do this. 912 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,384 - I mean, it's a juggling act, but... - (beeps) 913 00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:03,021 I actually looked you up, and I saw that you have kids, 914 00:33:03,046 --> 00:33:04,351 - so you understand... - (beeps) 915 00:33:04,376 --> 00:33:05,883 And as far as "looking you up," 916 00:33:05,908 --> 00:33:08,282 I-I just meant that in a commiserating kind of way, 917 00:33:08,314 --> 00:33:10,562 - not, like, in a stalker-y way... - (beeps) 918 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:13,086 So... (chuckles) I hope to hear from you soon... 919 00:33:13,111 --> 00:33:14,031 - to see if I... - (beeps) 920 00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:15,639 FEMALE VOICE: Mailbox is full. 921 00:33:16,165 --> 00:33:18,236 _ 922 00:33:21,496 --> 00:33:22,735 Xiomara, 923 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,776 can we talk about what happened, please? 924 00:33:24,801 --> 00:33:25,607 What do you mean? 925 00:33:25,632 --> 00:33:27,382 When you walked off the set. 926 00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:29,237 Oh, that. 927 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,979 I-I was just giving you guys privacy, 928 00:33:31,004 --> 00:33:32,391 since you two were obviously seconds 929 00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:33,781 from ripping each other's clothes off. 930 00:33:33,806 --> 00:33:34,652 Uh, that's ridiculous. 931 00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:35,854 I was only doing my job. 932 00:33:35,878 --> 00:33:37,854 It's not real, it's acting. 933 00:33:37,879 --> 00:33:39,996 Oh, please, you're not that good of an actor. 934 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,171 (gasps) 935 00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:42,714 I know you don't mean that. 936 00:33:42,739 --> 00:33:45,363 I'm getting a ton of Paloma buzz this year. 937 00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:46,747 Screw it. 938 00:33:46,773 --> 00:33:49,131 If he wants to be with her, he can. 939 00:33:50,849 --> 00:33:52,323 What are you doing? 940 00:33:52,348 --> 00:33:54,020 _ 941 00:33:54,045 --> 00:33:55,347 _ 942 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:56,205 _ 943 00:33:56,237 --> 00:33:57,363 Ma, stop. 944 00:33:57,388 --> 00:33:59,360 _ 945 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:00,806 _ 946 00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:01,702 B-But he... 947 00:34:01,727 --> 00:34:02,958 _ 948 00:34:05,135 --> 00:34:06,852 Grab food. 949 00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:08,621 - Jane. - Hey. 950 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,590 So I, uh, I got to take off soon, 951 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:11,758 got to get back to work, 952 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,488 but I left a little something for you in your room. 953 00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:15,590 Oh, okay, thanks. 954 00:34:15,616 --> 00:34:16,856 For everything. 955 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,894 All right. 956 00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,478 He looks good, doesn't he? 957 00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:24,035 He's got, like, a certain glow. 958 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:26,726 I don't know, he's been so distant lately. 959 00:34:26,751 --> 00:34:29,446 Seems more like extreme manliness to me. 960 00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:32,451 Maybe he's taking himself out of the game. 961 00:34:32,476 --> 00:34:33,488 No, no, no, no, no, no. 962 00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:34,828 Maybe you are just not aware 963 00:34:34,854 --> 00:34:37,491 of the sophisticated nature of the game. 964 00:34:38,138 --> 00:34:40,067 Okay, what's going on, Dad? 965 00:34:40,616 --> 00:34:43,971 Oh, hey, um... 966 00:34:43,996 --> 00:34:46,955 Rogelio told me about Plan Macho Macho Man. 967 00:34:46,980 --> 00:34:48,309 What? (chuckles) 968 00:34:48,335 --> 00:34:50,335 Did you really think I would respond to that kind of thing? 969 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,423 - Jane, so listen... - And being distant, 970 00:34:51,448 --> 00:34:52,600 and kind of a jerk on purpose? 971 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,925 Jane, I-I'm trying to tell you. 972 00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:54,712 I mean, the one thing 973 00:34:54,737 --> 00:34:55,719 I like most about you 974 00:34:55,744 --> 00:34:57,047 is that you're honest 975 00:34:57,071 --> 00:34:59,686 and straightforward and able to communicate. 976 00:34:59,711 --> 00:35:02,662 Jane, stop, just go look in your room. 977 00:35:09,924 --> 00:35:12,942 MICHAEL: To preface, I gave Rogelio's idea a try. 978 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:14,375 Weirdest three days of my life. 979 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,791 Are you okay? 980 00:35:15,816 --> 00:35:17,254 Yeah, I'm fine. 981 00:35:17,518 --> 00:35:19,369 Uh, take care. 982 00:35:19,394 --> 00:35:21,528 So, look, here's what I would have said to you. 983 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,623 You're obviously not fine. 984 00:35:23,648 --> 00:35:24,998 I speak "sad-Jane." 985 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:26,737 I can tell how conflicted you are 986 00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:28,512 about the whole grad school thing. 987 00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:31,758 I took Mateo to class with me, and it was a total disaster. 988 00:35:31,783 --> 00:35:34,150 So I'm either gonna have to give up grad school for now 989 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,806 or leave my baby behind at three weeks old. 990 00:35:36,832 --> 00:35:38,871 I think about how much you wanted to go. 991 00:35:38,896 --> 00:35:41,201 I mean, you practically gave birth in the guy's office 992 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:43,283 because you were begging him to let you in. 993 00:35:43,785 --> 00:35:46,615 I know you must be freaking out over this news about Petra. 994 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,374 Petra got herself pregnant with Rafael's sperm. 995 00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:51,207 Jane must be devastated. 996 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,671 But I do have some experience with the whole 997 00:35:53,696 --> 00:35:57,280 "surprise pregnancy via insemination" scenario. 998 00:35:57,305 --> 00:35:59,119 And when it happened with you, 999 00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:02,222 well, I pretty much did everything wrong, 1000 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,062 'cause I just tried to ignore it... 1001 00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:06,466 instead of embracing it. 1002 00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:07,863 So that's my advice to you. 1003 00:36:07,888 --> 00:36:09,321 There's a baby coming. 1004 00:36:09,346 --> 00:36:12,407 Whatever that means to you, embrace it. 1005 00:36:14,945 --> 00:36:16,663 _ 1006 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,028 _ 1007 00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:24,815 _ 1008 00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:32,483 Okay, Mateo's down. 1009 00:36:33,436 --> 00:36:38,411 So... let's talk about Petra. 1010 00:36:38,436 --> 00:36:39,629 I mean, if you still want to. 1011 00:36:39,654 --> 00:36:41,771 No, yes, of course I do. 1012 00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:43,210 What are you thinking? 1013 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:46,082 I offer a counterproposal. 1014 00:36:46,108 --> 00:36:49,420 A modified oligarch, if you will. 1015 00:36:49,444 --> 00:36:51,444 She doesn't pretend it's someone else's kid, 1016 00:36:51,469 --> 00:36:54,602 I don't know, maybe I visit a couple times a year. 1017 00:36:54,627 --> 00:36:55,987 But is that what you want? 1018 00:36:56,011 --> 00:36:57,626 I don't want any of this. 1019 00:36:57,651 --> 00:37:01,106 And I know that you don't want to be part of my equation, 1020 00:37:01,132 --> 00:37:02,581 but you are. 1021 00:37:02,606 --> 00:37:03,822 I know. 1022 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:06,328 Here's what I think. 1023 00:37:06,353 --> 00:37:09,095 I think you'd miserable doing that 1024 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,650 because of you who are. 1025 00:37:10,675 --> 00:37:13,593 And I would want Mateo to know that he has a sibling 1026 00:37:13,618 --> 00:37:15,114 because of who I am. 1027 00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:17,082 Wh-What are you saying? 1028 00:37:17,107 --> 00:37:21,323 I think that you... we, possibly... 1029 00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:26,065 should figure out how to make it work, here. 1030 00:37:27,725 --> 00:37:31,201 I'm guessing from that reaction, that's what you want? 1031 00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:34,450 Thank you. 1032 00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:37,769 Yes. 1033 00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:40,057 Thank you so much. 1034 00:37:44,815 --> 00:37:47,329 So first of all, 1035 00:37:47,354 --> 00:37:50,309 you're an excellent actor. 1036 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,795 That goes without saying. 1037 00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:54,082 But I'm glad you said it. 1038 00:37:55,259 --> 00:37:58,040 I want to be honest and mature. 1039 00:37:58,065 --> 00:38:00,673 I'm just really threatened by Luciana. 1040 00:38:00,698 --> 00:38:04,033 I know it's part of your job, but it was hard to watch. 1041 00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:06,666 I want to be honest too. 1042 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,452 You were right... there was chemistry. 1043 00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:11,097 But let's be real, 1044 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,834 I would have chemistry with a cardboard box. 1045 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:16,193 You are who I want to be with. 1046 00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:18,817 Good. 1047 00:38:18,842 --> 00:38:20,925 Then I'll suck it up and deal with it. 1048 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:22,366 You don't have to. 1049 00:38:22,391 --> 00:38:24,832 I told Dina, "No, Luciana's out." 1050 00:38:24,857 --> 00:38:27,504 Uh, but is that what's best for the show? 1051 00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:31,178 No, but you're more important than the show. 1052 00:38:31,949 --> 00:38:34,633 We're gonna have to hire someone subpar, 1053 00:38:34,659 --> 00:38:38,345 and I will shine brightly enough for us both. 1054 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:40,720 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of tough choices. 1055 00:38:40,745 --> 00:38:41,802 So you're in. 1056 00:38:41,827 --> 00:38:43,595 Yes. 1057 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:46,189 We'll figure out the custody. 1058 00:38:46,214 --> 00:38:48,348 But you want to have this baby? 1059 00:38:48,373 --> 00:38:50,239 Well, I don't want you to have an abortion. 1060 00:38:50,264 --> 00:38:51,542 Or move to Russia. 1061 00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:52,526 Fair enough. 1062 00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:54,383 So I'll stay. 1063 00:38:55,163 --> 00:38:57,479 Great. 1064 00:39:02,414 --> 00:39:05,360 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oy, I think that's her version of a happy dance. 1065 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:06,467 (phone rings) 1066 00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:07,991 _ 1067 00:39:08,797 --> 00:39:09,898 _ 1068 00:39:09,923 --> 00:39:11,092 Gustav? 1069 00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:12,500 Hello again, Detective. 1070 00:39:12,525 --> 00:39:14,308 Sorry we just getting back to you. 1071 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,764 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Who the hell are they? 1072 00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:16,865 _ 1073 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,184 _ 1074 00:39:18,209 --> 00:39:21,393 _ 1075 00:39:21,418 --> 00:39:23,526 _ 1076 00:39:23,551 --> 00:39:24,554 No, no, it's fine. 1077 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,830 Listen, thank you so much for the visitor log. 1078 00:39:26,855 --> 00:39:28,055 It really paid off. 1079 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,424 Looks like the person I'm looking for 1080 00:39:29,449 --> 00:39:31,607 went by the name Denise back then. 1081 00:39:31,632 --> 00:39:33,724 _ 1082 00:39:33,749 --> 00:39:34,864 Does that ring a bell? 1083 00:39:34,889 --> 00:39:37,447 No, no Denise. 1084 00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:41,033 Denise brought great suffering unto our village. 1085 00:39:41,058 --> 00:39:42,231 GUSTAV: Hang up, Clothilde. 1086 00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:43,898 All you need to know is this name... 1087 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,957 - Hang up. - Heidi Von Ocher. 1088 00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:47,082 - (dial tone sounds) - Hello? 1089 00:39:47,107 --> 00:39:48,160 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Dude, 1090 00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:49,726 I'm thinking the same thing. 1091 00:39:49,751 --> 00:39:51,483 _ 1092 00:39:51,508 --> 00:39:53,326 _ 1093 00:39:53,351 --> 00:39:54,969 And speaking of Rose, 1094 00:39:54,994 --> 00:39:58,149 Luisa was feeling better, knowing she had kidnapped her. 1095 00:39:58,174 --> 00:40:00,058 (grunts) I said room temperature. 1096 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,362 (scoffs) 1097 00:40:01,387 --> 00:40:03,542 _ 1098 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,831 _ 1099 00:40:05,856 --> 00:40:07,456 Rose? I heard "Rose." 1100 00:40:07,481 --> 00:40:09,402 _ 1101 00:40:10,761 --> 00:40:13,578 (gasps) She wants a picture of me? 1102 00:40:13,603 --> 00:40:14,762 (chuckles) 1103 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:15,954 She's outrageous. 1104 00:40:15,979 --> 00:40:17,542 Do you have any lip gloss? 1105 00:40:17,567 --> 00:40:18,858 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait a minute, 1106 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,226 if they're trying to get Rose to notice Luisa's missing, 1107 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:23,777 then Rose isn't the one who had her kidnapped. 1108 00:40:23,803 --> 00:40:26,907 Oh, wait, no, you can't... you can't hurt me. 1109 00:40:26,931 --> 00:40:29,083 Which means Luisa is not so safe here after all. 1110 00:40:29,108 --> 00:40:30,362 (shouts) 1111 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:32,669 _ 1112 00:40:32,694 --> 00:40:33,907 JANE: Oh, my God. 1113 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,393 Professor Blake called me back while I was nursing Mateo. 1114 00:40:36,419 --> 00:40:38,106 He got my 12 voice mails. 1115 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,970 He wants to institute an "e-mail only" policy. 1116 00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:43,022 I'm in. 1117 00:40:43,047 --> 00:40:44,137 I'm in. 1118 00:40:44,162 --> 00:40:45,578 I got my slot back. 1119 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:48,236 Yes, yes. Girl, work, work. 1120 00:40:48,261 --> 00:40:49,355 Okay, should I call him back? 1121 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,504 No, no, no, absolutely not. 1122 00:40:50,529 --> 00:40:52,839 Okay, but I'm going, I'm going. 1123 00:40:52,863 --> 00:40:54,957 Yes. 1124 00:40:54,982 --> 00:40:57,688 Yes. 1125 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:05,371 MAN: Last look. 1126 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:07,627 (grunts) 1127 00:41:07,652 --> 00:41:10,620 Is it true I didn't get the part? 1128 00:41:10,645 --> 00:41:11,733 This is not a good time. 1129 00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:13,662 We are about to shoot a death-defying scene. 1130 00:41:13,687 --> 00:41:14,765 MAN: Come on, people. 1131 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:16,323 We're about to go into triple overtime. 1132 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:18,912 I thought we could do this the easy way, Rogelio. 1133 00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,735 But, uh, if you're not gonna give me the part 1134 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,681 because I deserve it, then you're gonna 1135 00:41:22,706 --> 00:41:24,870 have to give it to me so I don't release this. 1136 00:41:24,895 --> 00:41:27,585 - MAN: Standby to roll. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And this moment brings us 1137 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:29,841 to one last telenovela tradition... 1138 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:32,535 the terrifying cliffhanger. 1139 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,409 DIRECTOR: And action. 1140 00:41:34,434 --> 00:41:37,352 No... ! 1141 00:41:37,806 --> 00:41:43,593 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -