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♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'll be fine ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Oh, the Lord knows it ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ I left better behind to be ♪

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♪ Fine ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Make my momma
turn another blind eye ♪

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♪ Eye, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ I left better behind to be fine. ♪

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- What's up?
- I think your dad's in my room.

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Is he hiding? Is my dad hiding?

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I think he's hiding.

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I think if I see your dad cry,
I will also cry.

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I can't see adult men cry.

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Yeah.

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He shouldn't be in my room.

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He doesn't know
which bits are OK to touch.

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You have to get him out.

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I mean, I do not want
to go into your bedroom without you.

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Go.

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- Dad?
- Yeah?

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- Which bits are OK to touch?
- Zero bits!

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- You OK?
- Yeah.

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Why are you in Tom's room?

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Um, I was just curious
about his exercise bike.

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Found it on the street.

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- Good find.
- Yeah.

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You gonna go talk to Mae?

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Oh, yeah. I'll go over there.

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I was thinking of doing
some chores around here too.

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Please do not do any chores.

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I'm worried about the gutters.

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OK.

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Arnold's dad is probably
just trying his best, you know.

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Most people are just
trying their best.

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- Yep.
- Try to remember that.

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Everything's going to be OK, yeah?

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Yep.

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Say it, Dad.
Say, 'Everything's going to be OK.'

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Everything's going to be OK.

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Tom?

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Can you say that
everything is going to be OK?

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Everything is going to be OK.

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All of us.

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Everything is going to be OK.

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Yeah?

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I'm not going.

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Why not?

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- I've got a lot on.
- No, you don't.

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No, I don't. But I feel like I do
and I should honour that instinct.

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Oh, Hannah. It's Arnold's birthday.

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Which he's going to ruin forever,
coming out to his homophobic parents.

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Do you want to be a sad, lazy dope
your whole life?

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I'm just so good at it.

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Please fuck off out of the house.

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What the hell am I
going to talk about at this party?

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I don't know.
I don't know anything.

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He's going to tell them
that he's gay

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and then he's going to point at me
and go, 'That's him. That's the guy.'

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- Yeah.
- 'That's the guy that is not a girl.'

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Yeah, you're going to have to be,
like... like a really good guy.

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Do you think this cake's too gay?
It's too gay.

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Are you meant to not be gay?

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Do you have to pretend
to be straight until he comes out?

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What do I tell them
to make them think I'm a good guy?

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You want me to brainstorm things
that are good about you?

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Yes.

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- Really?
- Yes!

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Um...

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You don't litter.

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So...

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Yeah! 'Oh, hi, hi. Um...

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So, sometimes I put my...
penis in your son's butt.

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But also, I...
I mean, I do not litter!

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Yeah, you know, your son,
when he was small,

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sometimes he'd get shy at parties
and hide in your dress.

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Yeah, well, I-I...
I put my dick in his butt.'

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'Yeah, you know, the one who
played little board games with

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and sometimes
you'd pretend to lose.'

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Arnold loves board games.

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'You know, that son who you adopted
and kept safe and happy and loved.'

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Oh, well, that, that actually
worked out really well for me, yeah,

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'cause sometimes,
I get to put my dick in his butt.

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'I do not... I do not litter.'

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I wouldn't. I just would not.

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I always put the condom wrapper
in the bin. Always, always.

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- What's going on?
- Wait.

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- What?
- Wait, wait.

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Tom, why won't you
tell me what's happening?

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Wait.

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- OK.
- Yes?

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Wow. Alright.

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You remember Christine.

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Christine?
Of course I remember Christine.

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The boss you touched inappropriately.

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You two are my everything.
I ship you so hard.

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She is being charged
with sexual harassment.

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Stop. Because of you?

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- No, because of Luke and Simon.
- Who's Luke and who's Simon?

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Other guys in the office
who apparently

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also touched her inappropriately.

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How many boys are there?

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You know, I really thought
I was special.

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- You hearing this, Hannah?
- No.

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No?

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There he is. Look at him.

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Waiting for me out the front.
I just love him!

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- He's adorable.
- Oh... oh, no, what is that?

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Oh, a special birthday cake
for a special birthday boy.

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- Happy birthday.
- No, no, you can't bring that in.

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- Why? Is it too gay?
- No.

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- It's too gay.
- No, Steve does the cake, always.

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Steve organises the cake.
It's a big, weird thing.

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OK.

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I guess we can hide it.

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It's a lemon meringue pie cake
that I made.

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I put Italian meringue
on the outside. It was hard.

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And then I decorated it
with little, um, violet flowers.

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But yeah, no,
I guess we'll just hide it.

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Josh wants to know
if he's allowed to be gay.

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- Yeah.
- You can be gay.

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- Should I be straight?
- You can be whatever you like.

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What about me?
Should I have worn a dress?

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OK, let's just go in, OK?

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If I get to be whatever I like,

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I'm going to tell them
I'm an investment banker.

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Good afternoon!
Would you like a prime mortgage?

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How about some cocaine?

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John,
you waste so much time sleeping.

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Eh, don't you?

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Though I guess
that's what I'd do

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if I didn't know I was going to die.

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Eh, John?
You're getting on a bit, aren't you?

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Not long now, I reckon.

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Josh will be devastated.

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You've been good for him.

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Yep.

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You've really slowed down,
haven't you?

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You're getting on.

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Aha! Welcome, welcome.

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Um, Josh, Tom and Hannah,
these are my parents.

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Donna and Bruce.
And you remember Steve.

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Hi. Hi. Bruce.
And, uh, what's your name, fella?

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- Tom.
- Tom. Brilliant.

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Um, Hannah. Yeah.

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Lovely to meet you. And, uh, Josh.

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We're meeting Arnold's friends!

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I mean, we never
get to meet his friends

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and now he's bringing home
three at once!

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I have friends.

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Yeah? Not the weird kid
who pissed himself?

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- Mate, come on, play nice.
- That was when I was ten, Steve.

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Ten is still quite old to
wet your pants, isn't it, darling?

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Anyway, come in, come in!

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Here you go, Joshy.

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So, you've got your
coffee business turning a profit,

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still at uni and under 30.

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Yeah, people really like coffee.

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I also make sweets, uh,
rhubarb lollipops. They're popular.

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- Rhubarb. Yuck.
- Steve.

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Alright.
You know, good on... rhubarb.

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It's alright.
You don't have to like rhubarb.

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But it's not the lollipops people
keep coming back for, though, is it?

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It's just a very busy path, mostly.

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No, no, no. I think it might
have something to do with you.

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It's you. You've got charisma.
That's what keeps people coming back.

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Yeah, I... I dunno...

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No, you trust me on that.

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OK, yeah, sure.

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Steve, tell Josh about uni.

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Taking a keen interest
in the plants?

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Yeah.

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Plants are good.

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Vital.

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They make air.

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Hello?

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Rose.

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- Yes?
- It's me, Stuart.

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Oh. OK.

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So, how are you?

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Uh... I'm fine.

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Yeah, it's been such a long time

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and I was just sitting here
looking at my lovely roses

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so it wasn't such a big leap
before I started thinking about you.

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Oh, that's very nice of you.

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You always did make me laugh, Rose.

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Really?

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Never underestimate the power of
your sharp tongue and your quick wit.

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So, what's on today, then?

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Ohh, a few chores, bit of gardening.

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- What about you?
- Ohh, um...

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My house is a mess.
I haven't been very well.

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Well, there's no better time than now
to sort it out.

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Alright.

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Yep.

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Yep, that's a good idea.

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Alright.

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How long ago
do you think this was taken?

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Two years, max.

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Yeah, couldn't have been
more than two years.

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No.

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It's too old for Arnold
to be in a family portrait.

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- It's...
- It's too old!

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Christine offered me
$5,000 to keep quiet.

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You're getting five grand?

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- I'm not taking it.
- Yes, you are.

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- No, I'm not. It's horrible.
- Yes, you are, you are.

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I'm a bit weirdly upset about it.

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- Did you love Christine?
- No.

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Well, then, take the five grand
and let's go rent a water jetpack.

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Well, I guess I'd better head out
and reorganise the tool shed.

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I can't get the corner
of the doona into the doona cover.

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Hazel and I got divorced.

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Ohh.

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Yeah. To be expected, really.

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She knew I left a little piece
of my heart behind when I left you.

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- Did you?
- Yeah.

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Also, you know, she wasn't...
she wasn't handling my disorder.

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Thing is, I was handling it fine.

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You're not much of a catch,
are you, Stuart?

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Oh, I'd say we were about equal.

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Is Hannah OK?

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Yeah, she's fine. She just
doesn't really like parties.

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I'm not sure I'm ready
to officially call this a party.

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I don't want Arnold to think
that his family and three friends

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is as much party
as he can aspire to.

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- Could have done without Steve.
- He's our burden!

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Um...

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So... so I've made a mistake.

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What?

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Yeah, I put on
your mum's wedding ring.

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Why?

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- I don't know.
- Well, get it off.

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Obviously, it's not going to come
off, Arnold. Obviously, obviously.

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Yeah, but... this is pretend?
Please stop.

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It's not pretend.

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I think I was going to make
a joke about us being married.

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- Does that sound like a funny thing?
- Don't know.

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What are you worried about now,
Arnold?

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Look, hi. I've...
I've made a weird choice.

243
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Yeah.
He was trying to be funny.

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Yeah, I'm funny.

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- You sure are. It's stuck, isn't it?
- Yeah.

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- But of course it is.
- Come here.

247
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:13,444
- Just of course it is.
- We'll put a bit of oil on it.

248
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,524
Easy.
Oops!

249
00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:19,364
That'll... oh, ooh!

250
00:12:25,604 --> 00:12:27,163
I'll google.

251
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,683
At least you didn't wet your pants.

252
00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:31,443
- Not yet.
- What? No, don't say that.

253
00:12:31,444 --> 00:12:33,843
Why does everyone
always end up in the kitchen?

254
00:12:33,844 --> 00:12:36,403
Josh is funny. He put my ring on
and now it won't come off.

255
00:12:36,404 --> 00:12:39,563
Ahh! Oh, alright, let me have a try.

256
00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:41,164
Alright. You have a try.

257
00:12:42,964 --> 00:12:45,283
- Ohh.
- Well, this is intimate.

258
00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:48,443
Look, I always tell you, don't
take it off! This is what happens!

259
00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:51,843
Is it? Is this what happens?
Because I've never seen this happen.

260
00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:54,003
OK, it says put it in cold water.

261
00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:56,083
Ohh. Just...

262
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,404
The oil's making it very hard
to get any leverage.

263
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,923
What's going on?

264
00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:04,884
Oh! Josh here got your mother's
wedding ring stuck on his finger.

265
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:09,283
- Why? Why would he do that?
- Josh is funny.

266
00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:12,163
And a considerate fellow.
Never litters...

267
00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:14,163
Dad, does this mean
you and Josh are married?

268
00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:15,643
No, of course it doesn't!

269
00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:18,244
Make yourself useful.
You've got dry hands. Give it a go.

270
00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:23,003
Oh, you've got really soft hands.

271
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:26,043
Just put it in the ice water.

272
00:13:26,044 --> 00:13:28,683
- No, cold will contract the metal.
- Yeah, that's what we want.

273
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,603
- No, we want it to expand.
- I googled it.

274
00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:33,563
- Settle. Just settle.
- Just put your hand in the ice water!

275
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,923
Oh! That is... it's cold.

276
00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:37,403
Not going to work.

277
00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:39,443
Yeah, it might not work
but we have to try.

278
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,004
Fine.

279
00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:44,564
- Alright, let's have a look.
- No! We need more time.

280
00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:51,924
- Sorry, Arnold, that's just so...
- Yeah, just pull on it!

281
00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:55,723
Oh! Good job, Arnold!

282
00:13:55,989 --> 00:13:57,509
Hey, can I try it on?

283
00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:15,564
You a bloke?

284
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,364
Adele, are you a rooster?

285
00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:23,484
Have you told Josh?

286
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:28,563
Not good, mate. Not good.

287
00:14:28,564 --> 00:14:30,124
No, no, no.

288
00:14:40,564 --> 00:14:43,363
I just thought
she actually liked me.

289
00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:46,204
- Mmm.
- I liked being liked.

290
00:14:47,204 --> 00:14:52,203
But she likes everyone, even Simon.
Simon.

291
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:55,204
Well, five grand is not enough.
I'll tell you that right now.

292
00:14:56,204 --> 00:14:59,403
- I don't want any money.
- Right, right.

293
00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:01,043
But this, this...

294
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,923
This is why
things like this happen to you.

295
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:05,483
They don't happen to me, alright?
People look at you.

296
00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:07,963
They know they can do
whatever they want with you.

297
00:15:07,964 --> 00:15:10,683
You're not going to create a fuss.
You value being easygoing.

298
00:15:10,684 --> 00:15:13,123
People can see that. They see it.

299
00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:17,443
They do whatever is easiest to do
with you but not for you. Right?

300
00:15:17,444 --> 00:15:20,644
Stand up for yourself.
Ask for ten grand.

301
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:23,843
I just feel a bit shit about it.

302
00:15:23,844 --> 00:15:25,323
Well, ask for 20 grand, then.

303
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,243
You feel a bit shit
about having a new car?

304
00:15:27,244 --> 00:15:29,563
Or your own share portfolio?

305
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,124
Probably.

306
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,683
You should know, I'm fine now.

307
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,243
Better off without her.

308
00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:45,403
Well, that's, that's good, Stuart.
That's good.

309
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,403
Yeah. Free as a bird now.

310
00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:50,237
Available for an adventure.

311
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:53,501
You available, Rose?

312
00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:57,324
Uh, yeah, I suppose
that's the word for it.

313
00:15:58,564 --> 00:16:00,563
Alright, look, um...

314
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:03,883
When I reflect
on what my biggest achievement is,

315
00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:06,443
I reflect on people.

316
00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:08,883
Two people, specifically.

317
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:14,443
Because my biggest achievement
isn't my job, my house or my wife.

318
00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:17,551
No, my biggest achievements...

319
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,323
my two boys.

320
00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:22,883
And that's why today, it's...

321
00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:26,243
It's important, not just for Arnold
and his, uh, lovely...

322
00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:27,803
lovely friends.

323
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:30,204
It's also very important
for me and my legacy.

324
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:33,124
So, thank you, Arnold.

325
00:16:34,124 --> 00:16:37,044
- Happy birthday, buddy.
- Happy birthday.

326
00:16:38,884 --> 00:16:41,119
Alright, Arnie, your turn.
Up you get.

327
00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:44,982
- I don't... I don't think so.
- Should I do a speech?

328
00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:47,583
- No.
- No, you will not make a speech.

329
00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:54,543
Um...

330
00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,076
Uh, thanks, everyone, for coming.

331
00:16:58,508 --> 00:16:59,658
Another year older.

332
00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:02,950
I don't...

333
00:17:03,787 --> 00:17:05,706
I don't think I've got
anything else to say.

334
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:07,626
- If that's what you want, it's fine.
- Come on.

335
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,666
- It's fine!
- OK, um...

336
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,641
Also, um, Mum...

337
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,960
Dad, Steve...

338
00:17:15,427 --> 00:17:16,986
- I love you.
- Love you too, kiddo.

339
00:17:16,987 --> 00:17:19,506
Mmm. Here we go, dog.

340
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,906
I'm pretty confident you love me too

341
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:25,266
and I have something to tell you,
I'm not sure how you'll react.

342
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,746
Oh, fuck, he's coming out!

343
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:28,546
Shut up, Steve. He's not coming out.

344
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,066
I hope you understand
and react with compassion

345
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:34,267
and even if you don't, I want you
to know that I love you anyway.

346
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,146
It's taken me a long time
to come to terms with it

347
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:41,506
but... I'm not attracted to girls.

348
00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:45,040
Um... I have no romantic feelings
for girls.

349
00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:47,426
I have a boyfriend, Josh.

350
00:17:47,427 --> 00:17:53,066
He's helped me realise that my best
chance at happiness is to be honest.

351
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:56,426
Yes, bro, we know. I used to have to
delete your porn off the computer.

352
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:58,866
You used to delete it? That's sweet.

353
00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:01,067
I knew. I read your diary.

354
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,353
Alright, well.

355
00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:08,168
Good job.

356
00:18:09,027 --> 00:18:10,656
Got me backed into a corner here.

357
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,547
Very dramatic speech.

358
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:17,066
All lookin' at me like I'm the bad
guy. We'll talk about this later.

359
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,826
Shut up, Dad. Just tell him
he did a good job, eat some cake.

360
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:22,226
Shut up, will you? It's a shock.

361
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,707
It isn't, though, is it?

362
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:33,026
You know that honesty is very...
important... to me, to us.

363
00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:35,715
You know it's number one.
I've always said that. I...

364
00:18:36,627 --> 00:18:38,187
You know, I...

365
00:18:39,547 --> 00:18:41,278
I just can't believe you lied to me.

366
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,319
- I just didn't...
- Don't interrupt.

367
00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:45,713
You lied. You did.

368
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,092
But Steve...

369
00:18:48,987 --> 00:18:50,487
He talked about your porn.

370
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:55,373
Why is it...

371
00:18:56,747 --> 00:18:59,866
that you didn't feel
you could be open... with me?

372
00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:01,170
That is the biggest problem.

373
00:19:07,587 --> 00:19:09,266
Dad, my croquembouche!

374
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,426
For fuck's sake, Bruce! Why
would you slap his croquembouche?

375
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:14,147
Oh, croquembouche!

376
00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:20,307
Alright, I'm going to go.

377
00:19:21,747 --> 00:19:23,307
Enjoy your cake.

378
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:28,387
I think it'll be best if
Arnold wasn't here when I get back.

379
00:19:30,747 --> 00:19:32,907
You haven't had much to say,
have you, Josh?

380
00:19:35,604 --> 00:19:36,839
No.

381
00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:40,867
Hmm.

382
00:19:44,387 --> 00:19:45,867
Oh, Bruce.

383
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,568
Is he kicking me out?

384
00:19:50,187 --> 00:19:53,187
Don't worry, darling.
You did a good job.

385
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:57,197
He still loves you.
He just... forgot for a minute.

386
00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:58,906
I'm just not that sure.

387
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,076
Look, I'll give you some money.

388
00:20:01,507 --> 00:20:04,906
Go stay at Josh's for a while.
Be as gay as you like.

389
00:20:04,907 --> 00:20:08,346
Shower yourself in...
dick and glitter.

390
00:20:08,347 --> 00:20:10,146
I'll look after your father.

391
00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:12,346
- Thanks, Mum.
- Oh, for God's sake.

392
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,248
Dad?

393
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,586
- Hi, boys.
- I've never been up on the roof.

394
00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:26,586
It's good. I can see
the tennis courts from up here.

395
00:20:26,587 --> 00:20:29,186
Do you wanna go up on the roof?
We can go up on the roof.

396
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:33,386
Um... I'll go and get some cutlery
for the cake.

397
00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:34,867
Yeah.

398
00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:40,405
Adele's a rooster.

399
00:20:41,987 --> 00:20:44,826
- I know.
- What? What do you mean?

400
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:46,706
Adele is a man.

401
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:48,426
You're going to
have to get rid of her.

402
00:20:48,427 --> 00:20:49,314
Get rid of her?

403
00:20:51,187 --> 00:20:53,706
The zoo takes roosters.
They feed them to the lions.

404
00:20:53,707 --> 00:20:56,386
No. No, they don't.
That's not a thing.

405
00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:57,391
Yeah, they do.

406
00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,772
Absolutely not.

407
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,597
How did coming out go?

408
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,106
Not well.

409
00:21:07,107 --> 00:21:08,586
- Definitely not well.
- Nope.

410
00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:10,786
- Arnold's dad's a douche.
- Um...

411
00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:14,346
I actually love my dad. This isn't
a time to just gang up on my dad.

412
00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:17,350
He's probably just...
just a bit startled.

413
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,107
I'm happy with it.
I did it. It's his burden now.

414
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:23,885
It's not easy being a dad.

415
00:21:24,747 --> 00:21:27,220
I don't think I was really
very good at being a dad.

416
00:21:27,427 --> 00:21:29,906
You're a great dad.
Don't you think, Josh?

417
00:21:29,907 --> 00:21:30,915
Mmm.

418
00:21:31,987 --> 00:21:33,190
Gosh, um, yeah.

419
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:34,931
I...

420
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,186
I've never really thought about it.

421
00:21:37,187 --> 00:21:40,226
I mean, you're the only dad
I've ever... had.

422
00:21:40,227 --> 00:21:42,906
I've never considered whether or not
you could be a better dad

423
00:21:42,907 --> 00:21:44,834
in the same way I've never considered
whether or not...

424
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,870
the moon could be better.

425
00:21:47,547 --> 00:21:49,377
Sort of just there.

426
00:21:50,187 --> 00:21:52,106
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think...

427
00:21:52,107 --> 00:21:54,890
Yeah, I think probably you're a...
a good dad.

428
00:21:55,187 --> 00:21:55,977
Yeah!

429
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,266
Sometimes I just think I'm hopeless.

430
00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:03,426
Oh! I mean, you are.

431
00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:07,186
But that's OK, everyone's hopeless.
I'm hopeless, Arnold's hopeless. Tom?

432
00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:08,708
Tom's hopeless.

433
00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:12,226
Arnold's dad says
the reason people don't value me

434
00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,426
is because I don't value myself.

435
00:22:14,427 --> 00:22:16,507
I'm sorry.

436
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:18,658
He's right, though, yeah?

437
00:22:19,747 --> 00:22:21,626
Like, he's just right.

438
00:22:22,323 --> 00:22:24,386
Do you have trouble
being interested in sex

439
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:26,026
when you're on antidepressants?

440
00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:28,426
Sex is a chore I always try to avoid.

441
00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:32,306
Oh, what about love, then?
Like...

442
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:36,227
My emotions are so flat. How can I
tell if I have feelings for someone?

443
00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:39,186
I know, it's not ideal.

444
00:22:39,187 --> 00:22:41,506
You take medication to get yourself
out of a dark hole

445
00:22:41,507 --> 00:22:45,627
but you end up just in a display home
on an empty street.

446
00:22:46,627 --> 00:22:49,266
I want to get off the medication,
Hannah.

447
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,506
I... I don't want
to spend the rest of my life

448
00:22:51,507 --> 00:22:54,826
feeling the same way at a friend's
wedding as I do at their funeral.

449
00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,426
You know you feel like
you're ready to come off medication

450
00:22:57,427 --> 00:22:58,906
because the medication is working.

451
00:22:58,907 --> 00:23:01,226
You know it stops working
when you stop taking it.

452
00:23:01,227 --> 00:23:03,106
Yeah, I know.

453
00:23:03,107 --> 00:23:07,026
The thing is, I just
took myself off my medication.

454
00:23:07,027 --> 00:23:11,466
And I'm fucked.
Like, fucked. It's bad.

455
00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:13,466
I've started hitting myself again.

456
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:15,306
What?

457
00:23:15,307 --> 00:23:16,786
Hitting yourself?

458
00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:21,586
Yeah, we've all got our things. You
try and kill yourself. I tenderise.

459
00:23:21,587 --> 00:23:23,226
Hannah!

460
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,786
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What can we do about that?

461
00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:29,427
It's fine. I'm taking my meds again.
I'll be beige inside soon enough.

462
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:36,387
Just really hurts to know that I need
to take pills simply to function.

463
00:23:37,427 --> 00:23:41,827
Really painful.
I can't wait to be beige again.

464
00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:55,426
Alan, I did just want to say that
it wasn't very cool, what Mae did.

465
00:23:55,427 --> 00:23:56,986
Thanks, Tom.

466
00:23:56,987 --> 00:23:58,986
I'm OK.

467
00:23:58,987 --> 00:24:02,586
I'm... pretty resilient.
I'm not gonna let it break me.

468
00:24:02,587 --> 00:24:04,986
Do you know that
up until the age of nine or ten,

469
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:06,906
boys cry the same amount as girls?

470
00:24:06,907 --> 00:24:11,466
And then society teaches them
not to cry. We're taught not to cry.

471
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:13,867
You don't have to be resilient.
It's OK to break.

472
00:24:16,187 --> 00:24:17,746
Right.

473
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,426
Thanks, Arnold.

474
00:24:19,427 --> 00:24:22,587
I'm actually just building up the
courage to go and sort it out now.

475
00:24:25,276 --> 00:24:29,429
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