[ Insect buzzing ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Insects chirping ]
Ah!
[ Chickens clucking ]
[ Munching ]
[ Footsteps ]
Ah!
[ Clucking continues ]
[ Alligators snarling ]
Whew!
Ah!
[ Screaming ]
Aah!
[ Eggs sizzling ]
[ Groans ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Electronic beeping, whirring ]
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
[ Alligators growling ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Both grunting ]
[ Inmates screaming ]
[ Sizzling ]
Jared: Aah!
Alice: Come on.
Less doggin' it.
More uncloggin' it.
Jared: Aah! Sewer monster
sucking my eyes out!
Alice: Here's your sewer monster.
[ Gasps ]
I thought you buried this.
Jared: I did!
We got to keep this from the Warden!
Warden: Hey, I accidentally flushed another cummerbund.
Let me know if it turns up, okay?
Jared: You can count on us, sir!
[ Hisses ]
Huh?
JN62EF1.
This here's from the legendary Superjail Six.
I was a whole man back then.
Still had my hair.
The Superjail Six--
they were the only boys so bad,
they broke right out of this shit-hole
and into the deadliest, stinkiest badlands.
[ Grunts ]
[ All grunt ]
Aah!
Ugh!
Jared: Aah!
[ All grunting ]
Staff was still pretty green.
Poor kids didn't know what to do.
[ Evil laughter ]
Hey, there'll be plenty of time
for rapin' on the outside.
Let's go!
Whoo-hoo!
[ All cheering ]
[ Door creaks ]
Warden: Six failures.
Jared: You'll forget soon, sir.
[ Both gasp ]
Uh...
[ Whistles ]
[ Grunts, growls ]
Staff's done everything since then
to make sure our poor old Warden
don't remember his six failures
and flip his purple lid again.
[ Mechanical whirring ]
[ Inmates screaming ]
[ Inhales sharply ]
[ Blows ]
[ Stomach growls ]
[ Inmates screaming ]
All we got to do
is jog poor old Warden's memory,
and he'll hole up like a troll!
Then Superjail will be all mine!
Hey! I mean...ours.
Shut up and shake your chains, dumbass!
Us six guys sure are going to escape!
Yeah!
I love jumpin' into smelly pipes
and escapin'!
Escaping sure is great!
Warden: No one escapes Superjail!
He's supposed to piss his bed and hide!
He'll break!
We got to act like the six!
[ Both breathing heavily ]
Warden: [ Grunting ]
[ Both breathing heavily ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Gasps, growls ]
I ain't jumpin' in that stinkin'--aah!
All six escapees went thataway.
Huh?! Aah!
Warden: [ Laughing ]
Ugh!
[ Gasps ]
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Grunts ]
Uh, yoo-hoo?
[ Clears throat ]
Oh, fellas?
Aah!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Hope you brought your galoshes,
'cause I can keep this up all day.
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
Jared: [ Gasps ]
Alice: You weren't careful enough, moron.
Jared: Aah, this can't happen again!
[ Projector whirring ]
What do we do?!
Alice: Early lunch?
Jared: Sounds good to me.
Warden: Thanks for the lift, fellas.
[ Banjo strumming ]
[ Insects chirping ]
Uh, say, you haven't seen
any suspicious characters around, have you?
[ Flies buzzing ]
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Thanks, uh, but I should
really get back to work.
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
[ Hearts pounding ]
Well, I suppose one afternoon couldn't hurt.
[ Jaunty music plays ]
Aah!
Warden: Aah!
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
[ Sighs ]
Warden: [ Gasps ]
Ah.
Ugh.
[ Squealing ]
[ Shrieks, growls ]
Warden: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
[ Babies screeching ]
Alice: [ Grunting ]
[ Electronic whirring ]
Jared: [ Munches, burps ]
[ Gasps ]
"Jailpup" marathon?
Alice: Totally.
[ Electronic beeping, whirring ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Static hisses ]
Jared: He went down the pipes
looking for the Superjail Six!
Alice, he could find out the truth!
Aah! Alice: Quiet!
We can handle this.
We're not dumb rookies,
like when you panicked.
I panicked?!
You won't last five minutes!
I'm gonna make you mine!
You're just the right height for my wiener!
Jared: Excuse me, sir.
The Warden told me to meet up
with the new girl.
H-have you seen one?
Aah!
Alice: [ Grunts ]
[ Sneezes ]
Aah!
Alice: Whoops.
First-day jitters.
Jared: Aah!
Hmm? Jared: Get away from me!
Murderer!
[ Inmates grunting ]
Alice: Rape! Rape!
[ Inmates grunting, screaming ]
Jared: Escape! Escape!
[ Alarm blaring ]
Aah!
Alice: [ Gasps ]
Help!
[ Both grunting ]
[ Flies buzzing ]
Some plan!
I got termites in my tokus 'cause of you!
I not the one who lost our key, imbecile!
Now shut up and forage!
[ All cheering ]
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
Now no one can tell us apart.
Brothers gone bayou.
[ Grunting excitedly ]
Warden: Nice!
Almost as nice as mine.
Best part of takin' up your lazy lifestyle.
I was a very important person
before I came down here.
Now I'm a very important, relaxed person,
and I'm staying forever!
Trixie, feedin' time.
Daddy's chillin'.
[ Squealing ]
[ Grunts angrily ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Warden: Timber!
[ All gasp ]
I know, right?
Thought I'd show you all
how to double-task/relax.
And I didn't even ask a robot
to do it for me or anything.
Maybe I'll build a new extension for the shack.
It could use some extra leg room
since my last place was a tad bigger and nicer
than a smelly old swamp hut.
But who's measuring?
[ All grunting ]
Ooh, what's this, a parade in my honor?
You guys are the best!
Alice: Calm down. What's the big--
[ Gasps ]
Warden: Alice, Jared,
prepare for mayhem!
Jared: Oh, God!
Warden's rallied a whole army
against us in revenge!
Aah!
[ Electronic beeping, whirring ]
[ Electricity zapping ]
[ Alligators screaming ]
Warden: You guys know how to party!
[ Both gasp ]
[ Watch beeping ]
[ Snakes hissing ]
[ Gasps ] Aah! Aah!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ German accent ] Quick! Take suicide pills
in your false tooth
und spare yourselves the pain!
Jared: We don't have those.
Ha! Sure you do.
I do all sorts of stuff to you guys when you're asleep.
Auf wiedersehen!
Jared: [ Gasps ]
[ All grunting, chirping ]
Gah!
Huh.
Both: Ahh.
[ All screaming ]
Oh!
[ Grunting ]
[ All screaming ]
Warden: Whee!
[ Both gasping ]
Both: Huh?
Warden: [ Chuckles ]
Ohh.
[ All groaning ]
Warden: [ Gasps ]
We made it back, fellas!
[ Both gasp ]
Aah!
Warden: There's nothing worse than party crashers!
Chirp!