1 00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:01,508 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okeydokey, diving right in. 2 00:00:01,533 --> 00:00:04,178 Our Jane was accidentally inseminated by this hottie. 3 00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:06,092 But she was engaged to this hottie. 4 00:00:06,117 --> 00:00:08,108 So now, she's in a big old love triangle. 5 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,396 And Rafael? 6 00:00:09,421 --> 00:00:10,866 Well, he went in for the kiss. 7 00:00:10,891 --> 00:00:12,671 But you know who saw? 8 00:00:12,696 --> 00:00:14,279 His ex-wife Petra. 9 00:00:14,304 --> 00:00:17,038 Oh, and she was inseminated by Rafael, too. 10 00:00:17,063 --> 00:00:18,396 Though not accidentally. 11 00:00:18,398 --> 00:00:20,064 She did it her own damn self. 12 00:00:20,066 --> 00:00:22,376 I know... crazy, right? 13 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:23,860 And speaking of crazy, 14 00:00:23,884 --> 00:00:25,952 Rogelio's first ex-wife Luciana 15 00:00:25,977 --> 00:00:28,394 came back to town with her beloved bunnies. 16 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,711 And Xo was super threatened by their chemistry. 17 00:00:30,736 --> 00:00:32,641 But Ro chose Xo. 18 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,610 Unfortunately, Luciana wouldn't go away that easily. 19 00:00:35,634 --> 00:00:38,772 Oh, and speaking of threats, Rafael's sister Luisa 20 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:41,336 was kidnapped by some scary German henchmen. 21 00:00:41,361 --> 00:00:43,680 She thought it was related to her ex-lover Rose. 22 00:00:43,705 --> 00:00:46,360 Also known as international criminal Sin Rostro. 23 00:00:46,384 --> 00:00:47,843 But then, this happened. 24 00:00:47,869 --> 00:00:49,367 - Oh. - (screams) 25 00:00:49,392 --> 00:00:51,773 Also searching for Rose, Detective Michael, 26 00:00:51,798 --> 00:00:54,304 and he had a lead... her name used to be Denise. 27 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:57,211 And she had visited a small vineyard in the Swiss Alps. 28 00:00:57,236 --> 00:00:59,164 But when he called the vineyard about Denise... 29 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:00,641 - Gustav? - He got this answer. 30 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:01,832 WOMAN: All you need to know... 31 00:01:01,857 --> 00:01:03,430 Heidi Von Ocher. 32 00:01:03,455 --> 00:01:05,118 And I don't know who the hell that is. 33 00:01:05,142 --> 00:01:06,875 So let's watch and find out. 34 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,980 From a very young age, 35 00:01:09,005 --> 00:01:12,206 Jane Gloriana Villanueva knew exactly who she was... 36 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,062 a good student... 37 00:01:14,087 --> 00:01:15,477 a good daughter... 38 00:01:15,502 --> 00:01:17,094 and a good friend. 39 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,118 Ready? 40 00:01:18,143 --> 00:01:20,188 I don't know. 41 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,735 You can do this. 42 00:01:23,165 --> 00:01:26,501 (piano playing) 43 00:01:27,758 --> 00:01:30,709 ♪ At the end of the rainbow ♪ 44 00:01:30,734 --> 00:01:32,634 ♪ There's happiness ♪ 45 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:36,906 ♪ And to find it how often I've tried... ♪ 46 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,264 (music changes to hip hop) 47 00:01:38,289 --> 00:01:40,239 ♪ Oh, with a little bit of uh, uh ♪ 48 00:01:40,264 --> 00:01:42,211 ♪ And a little bit of uh, uh ♪ 49 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,085 ♪ I was like good gracious, ass is bodacious ♪ 50 00:01:45,492 --> 00:01:47,325 ♪ Flirtatious, trying to show faces ♪ 51 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:49,500 ♪ I'm waiting for the right time to shoot my steez ♪ 52 00:01:49,525 --> 00:01:50,734 ♪ You know, waiting for the right time ♪ 53 00:01:50,759 --> 00:01:52,175 ♪ To flash them ki's, then, uh ♪ 54 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,146 ♪ I'm leaving, please believing ♪ 55 00:01:54,171 --> 00:01:56,914 ♪ Oh, me and the rest of my heathens, check it ♪ 56 00:01:56,939 --> 00:01:58,605 ♪ Got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons ♪ 57 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:00,931 ♪ Penthouse, rooftop, birds I'm feeding ♪ 58 00:02:00,956 --> 00:02:02,814 ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪ 59 00:02:02,839 --> 00:02:05,422 - ♪ So hot ♪ - ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 60 00:02:05,447 --> 00:02:07,914 Jane did let it all hang out that day, yo. 61 00:02:07,939 --> 00:02:11,691 And in so doing, she ruined her perfect behavior record. 62 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:13,399 - ♪ So hot ♪ - ♪ So take off... ♪ 63 00:02:13,423 --> 00:02:15,133 But she also found herself 64 00:02:15,158 --> 00:02:17,555 a lifelong bestie. 65 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,914 _ 66 00:02:19,943 --> 00:02:22,383 I don't see how this is supposed to help you lose weight. 67 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,625 I'm not even breaking a sweat. 68 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:26,477 Yeah, it gets a little harder after the whole pregnancy thing. 69 00:02:26,502 --> 00:02:28,243 - You know? - All right, Carriage Cruisers! 70 00:02:28,267 --> 00:02:30,634 Now it's time to start squatting! 71 00:02:30,659 --> 00:02:31,992 Oh, and a reminder, 72 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:33,842 if anyone is still peeping their pants, 73 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:35,917 you might want to sit this one out. 74 00:02:35,942 --> 00:02:38,026 Don't want to brag, stopped peeping my pants yesterday. 75 00:02:38,051 --> 00:02:38,914 BOTH: Hey-o! 76 00:02:38,939 --> 00:02:40,461 INSTRUCTOR: You look amazing. 77 00:02:40,486 --> 00:02:41,406 What's your secret? 78 00:02:41,431 --> 00:02:43,106 Birth control. 79 00:02:44,437 --> 00:02:46,522 Okay, finally, tell me about Nat. 80 00:02:46,547 --> 00:02:47,571 Nate. He's so cute. 81 00:02:47,595 --> 00:02:48,836 Anyway, he Snapchatted me... 82 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:49,883 - (Mateo crying) - Oh. 83 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,610 (Jane shushing) 84 00:02:51,635 --> 00:02:52,885 Go on. 85 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:55,391 Anyway, so I texted him back, just like, 86 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:57,399 "Why are you Snapchatting me in the bathroom 87 00:02:57,423 --> 00:02:58,679 - when we're in the same bar?" - (shushing) 88 00:02:58,704 --> 00:03:00,063 - Oh... - Sorry, not you, not you. 89 00:03:00,088 --> 00:03:01,648 It's okay, sweetie. 90 00:03:01,673 --> 00:03:02,789 - I'm sorry. - Wait, was that to me? 91 00:03:02,814 --> 00:03:03,797 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He usually sleeps 92 00:03:03,822 --> 00:03:04,585 during the session. 93 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,695 I'm sorry, go on, go, go, go. 94 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,883 Jane, it's fine. We'll catch up on Friday. 95 00:03:08,908 --> 00:03:11,024 - Friday? - Come on, Jane! 96 00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:12,515 You're killing me! I can't keep showing up 97 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:13,547 everywhere dressed like this. 98 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:14,680 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted 99 00:03:14,705 --> 00:03:17,602 that until this moment, Jane had completely forgotten 100 00:03:17,627 --> 00:03:20,188 about her best friend's 25th birthday party. 101 00:03:20,697 --> 00:03:22,209 - _ - Thank you for throwing me 102 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:24,040 the best baby shower ever. 103 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:27,430 And I am gonna throw you a killer 25th birthday party. 104 00:03:27,455 --> 00:03:29,305 That she had promised to plan. 105 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:30,883 Please, the baby will be little. 106 00:03:30,908 --> 00:03:32,039 My sisters have kids. 107 00:03:32,064 --> 00:03:32,984 I know the drill. 108 00:03:33,009 --> 00:03:34,875 You're gonna kind of disappear on me. 109 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:35,773 Stop! 110 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,347 I'm not gonna disappear on you. 111 00:03:37,372 --> 00:03:39,133 And I'm gonna throw you a birthday party. 112 00:03:39,158 --> 00:03:41,321 Oh, my God! Can it be a surprise? 113 00:03:41,345 --> 00:03:42,890 I've never had a surprise party. 114 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:43,969 Yeah, but you know. 115 00:03:43,994 --> 00:03:45,069 But not when. 116 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:46,948 So... ? 117 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:48,369 Is it Friday? 118 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,578 Turns out I hate surprises. 119 00:03:49,603 --> 00:03:50,652 Yep, it's Friday. 120 00:03:50,677 --> 00:03:52,242 - (gasps) - Oh, God. 121 00:03:52,267 --> 00:03:53,711 What am I wearing? 122 00:03:53,736 --> 00:03:54,735 Is there a theme? 123 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:56,508 A theme... we need a theme! 124 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:59,571 Um, the '60s... or a Greek thing... 125 00:03:59,595 --> 00:04:02,531 The Great Gatsby because of your roaring 20s. 126 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,117 Oh, my God! 127 00:04:04,142 --> 00:04:05,257 I love that movie. 128 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,937 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 129 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,765 _ 130 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,141 XIOMARA: The Great Gatsby? 131 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:15,133 It's all I can think of; I'm writing a paper 132 00:04:15,158 --> 00:04:16,734 on it at school... so, can you help me? 133 00:04:16,759 --> 00:04:18,570 Sure, it's been a while since I read the book. 134 00:04:18,595 --> 00:04:19,836 With the party. 135 00:04:19,861 --> 00:04:20,805 I was kidding. 136 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:22,779 - (Mateo cries) - Oh. 137 00:04:23,687 --> 00:04:24,867 Oh, not up. 138 00:04:24,892 --> 00:04:26,025 Sure, I'll help. 139 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,683 You throwing it at the hotel? 140 00:04:27,708 --> 00:04:30,015 I think so. Still have to ask Rafael. 141 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:31,922 Have you talked to him since the big smooch? 142 00:04:31,947 --> 00:04:33,367 Okay, first off, it wasn't a big smooch. 143 00:04:33,392 --> 00:04:34,852 It was a regular smooch. 144 00:04:34,877 --> 00:04:36,510 And yes. 145 00:04:36,535 --> 00:04:37,922 We talked. 146 00:04:37,947 --> 00:04:39,813 Kind of. 147 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:41,721 _ 148 00:04:42,398 --> 00:04:43,609 _ 149 00:04:44,633 --> 00:04:47,063 _ 150 00:04:51,734 --> 00:04:52,734 _ 151 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,933 You know, it means I'm a little overwhelmed right now. 152 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,414 And I just had a baby and I'm not ready. 153 00:04:58,439 --> 00:04:59,727 And I know that's not what you want to hear, 154 00:04:59,752 --> 00:05:01,055 but I'm sorry, that's where I'm at. 155 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,086 Think he got all that from a gritted-teeth emoji? 156 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:04,842 Unclear. 157 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,211 But like I said, he's coming over, 158 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:07,266 and I'm gonna talk to him. 159 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:08,859 (Mateo babbling) 160 00:05:08,884 --> 00:05:11,437 Oh, and I'm going to tell Michael we kissed. 161 00:05:11,463 --> 00:05:12,829 What? Why? 162 00:05:12,853 --> 00:05:14,187 Just to be on the up and up. 163 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:15,485 ARMSTRONG: It's a terrible idea. 164 00:05:15,509 --> 00:05:17,281 And we have no jurisdiction in Switzerland. 165 00:05:17,306 --> 00:05:18,570 So, I'll talk to her off the record even. 166 00:05:18,595 --> 00:05:19,894 We don't have the budget to send you. 167 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:20,930 We'll find the money. 168 00:05:20,962 --> 00:05:21,977 I know the Sin Rostro case 169 00:05:22,002 --> 00:05:23,188 better than anyone, and right now, 170 00:05:23,213 --> 00:05:24,719 we got the element of surprise working for us. 171 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:26,461 Oh, hi there. 172 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:29,344 Cordero, meet Detective Susanna Barnett, your new partner. 173 00:05:29,369 --> 00:05:31,867 - What? - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Can't beat the element of surprise. 174 00:05:31,892 --> 00:05:32,750 I was gonna tell you, 175 00:05:32,775 --> 00:05:34,107 then you started in on Switzerland. 176 00:05:34,132 --> 00:05:35,351 Pleased to meet you. 177 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,141 _ 178 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,695 _ 179 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,038 _ 180 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:43,094 _ 181 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:47,367 _ 182 00:05:48,101 --> 00:05:49,328 Nice to meet you. 183 00:05:49,353 --> 00:05:51,055 What if we find a way to bring Heidi Von Ocher here? 184 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,016 Who's Heidi Von Ocher? 185 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,618 I actually can't remember. 186 00:05:53,642 --> 00:05:55,392 Just give me some time; if it doesn't work, 187 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,317 you'll hand the lead over to the Swiss authorities. 188 00:05:57,342 --> 00:05:58,977 24 hours. 189 00:05:59,002 --> 00:06:00,335 That's it. 190 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,275 Swiss authorities, wow! 191 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,933 Looks like we're fixing to go international. 192 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:05,475 You want to catch me up? 193 00:06:06,226 --> 00:06:07,877 Read the Sin Rostro file. 194 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,182 Sin Rostro already? 195 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:10,406 Yes! 196 00:06:10,431 --> 00:06:12,981 Okay, this could be painful. 197 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,881 Oh, it's really painful! 198 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,291 Bone pain's the worst kind of pain. 199 00:06:18,316 --> 00:06:20,346 I know, because-cause I'm a doctor! 200 00:06:20,371 --> 00:06:23,276 Oh, can you, can you please just get me an oxy? 201 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,217 Actually, wait, no, don't get me an oxy. 202 00:06:25,242 --> 00:06:27,375 Like they say in AA, it's a slippery slope. 203 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,233 Actually, just give me half of one and then don't 204 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,175 give me the other half no matter what I say. 205 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,111 _ 206 00:06:33,972 --> 00:06:37,158 Let me just Google Translate that. 207 00:06:37,183 --> 00:06:41,644 _ 208 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:44,588 Maybe "I got the image"? 209 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,681 Okay, okay, I don't care about the oxy. 210 00:06:47,706 --> 00:06:49,298 Just don't mutter me! 211 00:06:51,242 --> 00:06:53,821 (Latin Lover Narrator shushes) 212 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,603 _ 213 00:06:56,134 --> 00:06:58,158 _ 214 00:06:58,183 --> 00:06:59,716 So, what do you think? 215 00:06:59,741 --> 00:07:02,096 Definitely don't tell Michael you kissed Rafael. 216 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:03,299 About the invitation, Ma! 217 00:07:03,324 --> 00:07:04,158 I'm just saying 218 00:07:04,183 --> 00:07:05,205 nothing good can come of it. 219 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,955 _ 220 00:07:08,292 --> 00:07:09,900 What? How did you... ? 221 00:07:09,925 --> 00:07:11,830 _ 222 00:07:11,855 --> 00:07:12,352 (doorbell rings) 223 00:07:12,377 --> 00:07:13,417 Oh, okay, that's Rafael. 224 00:07:13,442 --> 00:07:14,596 Enough. 225 00:07:14,696 --> 00:07:18,015 Hey, Mateo, it's Daddy! 226 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,183 Hey... 227 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:19,682 Hey. 228 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,182 Hi. 229 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:23,881 Hi. 230 00:07:23,906 --> 00:07:25,081 Wait! 231 00:07:25,656 --> 00:07:29,607 I guess I misread the emoji. 232 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,989 I just think it's too soon. 233 00:07:32,014 --> 00:07:34,147 You know, right now everything's about Mateo. 234 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,698 And I can't see beyond that. 235 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,506 I'm sorry. 236 00:07:39,072 --> 00:07:40,708 - Um... - Um, actually, 237 00:07:40,741 --> 00:07:43,636 can we, um, can we go sit outside 238 00:07:43,661 --> 00:07:45,361 for a second? 239 00:07:45,386 --> 00:07:47,881 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 240 00:07:49,617 --> 00:07:53,164 So listen, I know that you are not ready for a relationship. 241 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:54,738 And honestly, I don't want to rush you. 242 00:07:54,763 --> 00:07:56,418 - Thank you. - But at the same time, 243 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,550 the way things are, it's just not really working for me. 244 00:07:58,575 --> 00:08:00,921 And it's okay, if we were working towards being together, 245 00:08:00,946 --> 00:08:01,808 but if that part is on pause 246 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,207 indefinitely, which... 247 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,826 I-I get, I-I do... 248 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,314 Rafael, what's going on? 249 00:08:06,339 --> 00:08:09,314 I think that we should talk about custody. 250 00:08:09,339 --> 00:08:13,814 What's the emoji for "gut punch"? 251 00:08:16,441 --> 00:08:17,566 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To remind you, 252 00:08:17,591 --> 00:08:19,527 Rafael just dropped the custody bomb. 253 00:08:20,932 --> 00:08:22,768 I'm sorry, Jane, I am. 254 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,260 I-I don't want to do this, it's just that 255 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:26,285 Mateo is changing so much every day. 256 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:27,573 And I want to be a part of it. 257 00:08:27,598 --> 00:08:29,179 - You are. - I drop in. 258 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,291 But it's your life with him. 259 00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:31,230 It's your routine. 260 00:08:31,255 --> 00:08:32,503 And it doesn't include me. 261 00:08:33,162 --> 00:08:35,329 Look, I get it. 262 00:08:35,354 --> 00:08:37,401 (cell phone ringing) 263 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:42,824 Uh... I mean, it's just a surprise. 264 00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,765 I mean, the thought of lawyers... 265 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,241 (cell phone ringing) 266 00:08:48,603 --> 00:08:50,454 Look, w-we don't have to get lawyers. 267 00:08:50,479 --> 00:08:52,706 We just try to work this out between us first. 268 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:54,948 (cell phone chimes) 269 00:08:54,973 --> 00:08:56,581 _ 270 00:08:57,736 --> 00:08:58,986 I'm really sorry. 271 00:08:59,011 --> 00:09:00,018 He says it's important. 272 00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:01,791 No, that's fine, by all means, just call Michael. 273 00:09:01,816 --> 00:09:03,890 (sighs) 274 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,590 Yeah, Michael, this isn't a good time. 275 00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:13,509 Yeah, we'll be there. 276 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,006 Heard congratulations are in order. 277 00:09:18,776 --> 00:09:20,306 You okay? 278 00:09:20,331 --> 00:09:21,764 Just a little nauseous. 279 00:09:21,789 --> 00:09:23,136 Yeah, probably karma. 280 00:09:23,161 --> 00:09:24,597 Please, don't look so smug. 281 00:09:24,622 --> 00:09:26,397 We both want the same thing. 282 00:09:26,422 --> 00:09:28,197 You with Jane, me with Rafael. 283 00:09:28,529 --> 00:09:30,362 We should be working together. 284 00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:31,887 There's nothing to work on. 285 00:09:31,912 --> 00:09:32,980 They're not right for each other. 286 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:34,082 Eventually, she'll realize it. 287 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,323 Oh, is that what's happening? 288 00:09:42,387 --> 00:09:44,331 They're, um... 289 00:09:44,356 --> 00:09:45,555 Realizing it? 290 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,930 Coming. 291 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,077 Hey, are you okay? 292 00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:58,802 I'm fine. 293 00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:01,376 So I might have a new lead in the Sin Rostro investigation. 294 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,350 A woman by the name Heidi Von Ocher. 295 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,692 - And who is she? - I have no idea! 296 00:10:04,717 --> 00:10:06,049 No one's telling me! 297 00:10:06,074 --> 00:10:07,672 She is... 298 00:10:07,697 --> 00:10:09,326 Well, she's a professional singer. 299 00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:10,625 A yodeler, actually. 300 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:11,526 A yodeler? 301 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:13,147 Like in The Sound of Music? 302 00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:14,631 Kind of like in The Sound of Music. 303 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,576 Never seen it. 304 00:10:15,601 --> 00:10:16,350 Really? 305 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:19,451 Okay, weird thing to feel superior about. 306 00:10:19,476 --> 00:10:21,550 Yeah, really. 307 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:22,561 Kind of. 308 00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:24,974 Here's the point... Heidi Von Ocher yodels. 309 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:27,053 Or "jodels," I guess it's pronounced. 310 00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:28,647 I was corrected twice on the phone. 311 00:10:28,672 --> 00:10:29,811 Anyway, there was a big concert, 312 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:31,342 and she didn't make it to the final show. 313 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:33,123 - You think Sin Rostro killed her? - No. 314 00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:34,529 I think she slept with her. 315 00:10:34,555 --> 00:10:36,561 That does seem to be her weapon of choice. 316 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:37,669 There was some whispering on the... 317 00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:39,026 online jodel community 318 00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:40,301 about an affair. 319 00:10:40,326 --> 00:10:41,901 Is that Rose? 320 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:44,998 MICHAEL: Pretty sure. 321 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:46,606 She went by the name Denise back then. 322 00:10:46,631 --> 00:10:48,576 I don't have jurisdiction in Switzerland, 323 00:10:48,601 --> 00:10:50,123 but if you book Heidi here, to yodel... 324 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:50,826 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Jodel. 325 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,125 Then I can question her. 326 00:10:52,405 --> 00:10:53,625 This is the first 327 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,049 new lead I've gotten. 328 00:10:55,074 --> 00:10:56,625 Please. 329 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:59,326 I need her on the next flight to Miami. 330 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,625 Okay. 331 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,425 I'll book her. 332 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:08,859 I don't care about yodeling, I care about custody. 333 00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:10,060 _ 334 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,503 No butter. 335 00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:13,233 Do you think you need to get a lawyer? 336 00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:14,272 No lawyers. 337 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,070 We are going to figure it out between us. 338 00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:19,264 Rafael's gonna take care of Mateo while I'm in school... 339 00:11:19,289 --> 00:11:20,670 starting tomorrow, actually. 340 00:11:20,695 --> 00:11:22,498 Yeah? You okay with that? 341 00:11:22,523 --> 00:11:24,407 I mean, I have to be, right? 342 00:11:24,432 --> 00:11:25,834 (doorbell rings) 343 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,568 _ 344 00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:31,538 They're shooting La Semana de Hacer el Amor 345 00:11:31,562 --> 00:11:32,837 on Passions this week. 346 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:35,686 _ 347 00:11:35,711 --> 00:11:37,086 _ 348 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:40,225 Rogelio has to be super healthy 349 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,506 until he can put his clothes back on camera again. 350 00:11:42,531 --> 00:11:44,194 Hey... 351 00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:46,475 I made you a special dinner... low calorie, 352 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,123 low carb, gluten-free. 353 00:11:48,148 --> 00:11:50,615 You are the most accommodating woman, Xiomara, 354 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,457 which is why I hope you will understand 355 00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:56,707 that I may need to hire Luciana after all. 356 00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:58,225 What? Why? 357 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,626 Sometimes... 358 00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:02,720 unforeseen obstacles can arise 359 00:12:02,745 --> 00:12:04,272 in an unexpected way 360 00:12:04,297 --> 00:12:05,960 and undo plans 361 00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:09,311 we'd otherwise not like undone. 362 00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:10,511 Dad... 363 00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:12,811 - She is blackmailing me. - With what? 364 00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:14,288 Rogelio, what does she have on you? 365 00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:16,530 When I was a younger man coming to Hollywood, 366 00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:20,030 I joined a certain church... 367 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:21,678 for actors. 368 00:12:21,703 --> 00:12:23,491 Celebrities in general. 369 00:12:23,515 --> 00:12:24,791 Tom Cruise, specifically. 370 00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:26,291 Scientology? 371 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,666 _ 372 00:12:28,691 --> 00:12:29,873 Not exactly. 373 00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:31,670 It's a church in which people believe 374 00:12:31,695 --> 00:12:33,678 they are immortal spiritual beings. 375 00:12:33,703 --> 00:12:35,123 _ 376 00:12:35,148 --> 00:12:38,146 Or say, aliens who are trapped on Planet Earth 377 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,069 and must find their true selves 378 00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:42,169 through self-exploration. 379 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,131 _ 380 00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:47,402 Or a carefully crafted, monetized system of levels 381 00:12:47,427 --> 00:12:49,006 on the Bridge to Total Freedom 382 00:12:49,031 --> 00:12:50,709 in hopes of uncovering 383 00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:53,309 your godlike secret powers. 384 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,556 - Look, everyone was doing it. - Oh, Dad... 385 00:12:58,581 --> 00:13:00,782 So it's embarrassing. So what? 386 00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:02,330 That's not the problem. 387 00:13:02,356 --> 00:13:03,799 Luciana has my audits. 388 00:13:03,823 --> 00:13:05,111 What are those? 389 00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:08,189 Auditing is like going to confession, only you record it. 390 00:13:08,214 --> 00:13:09,931 But the classes were too expensive, 391 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,595 so we did a lot of independent study 392 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,871 and we just made our own version of an E-meter. 393 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,064 Continue. 394 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,970 I was nine years old 395 00:13:18,995 --> 00:13:20,782 the first time I touched my... 396 00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:23,649 If you hire Luciana, she'll give you the tapes back? 397 00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,307 That's what she said. 398 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,582 Then do it. Hire her. 399 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:29,807 I can handle it. 400 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,517 WOMAN: Wie Bitte? 401 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,501 Ich soll nicht auftreten? 402 00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:34,837 Was soll dass heissen, ich soll nicht auftreten? 403 00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,720 _ 404 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:38,376 _ 405 00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:42,220 _ 406 00:13:42,245 --> 00:13:45,822 _ 407 00:13:47,214 --> 00:13:48,876 _ 408 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,423 Ich bin nach Miami gekommen, um aufzutreten! 409 00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:55,486 Do either of you speak English? 410 00:13:55,511 --> 00:13:56,886 Yes. Little bit. 411 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,814 _ 412 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,634 Does Ms. Ocher recognize this woman? 413 00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:02,743 Erkennst Du diese Frau? 414 00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:05,452 - We think her name is Denise. - Kenne ich sie? 415 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,548 HEIDI: Ob ich sie kenne? 416 00:14:06,573 --> 00:14:08,306 Natuerlich kenne ich sie! Sie hat mein Leben ruiniert 417 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,072 und Mich laecherlich gemacht! Ich kann Mich wegen ihr 418 00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:12,072 in meiner Stadt nie wieder blicken Lassen! 419 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:13,846 Sag ihnen nicht, dass ich sie kenne! 420 00:14:14,214 --> 00:14:15,907 Ich will Nichts mit ihr zu tun haben. 421 00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:18,471 Ich bin nur hier um aufzutreten. 422 00:14:18,496 --> 00:14:19,946 No. 423 00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:25,071 Tell her this is very important. 424 00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:27,314 Es ist sehr wichtig. 425 00:14:27,653 --> 00:14:30,439 Er muss garantieren, dass wir auftreten. 426 00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:32,548 Ich werde nicht noch einen Auftritt wegen dieser 427 00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,306 Teufels-Braut verpassen. 428 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,905 First, you guarantee that we perform. 429 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:38,415 Heidi says she will not miss 430 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,815 another show for that... she-devil. 431 00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:45,337 Yeah, okay. 432 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,737 Sure, you can perform. 433 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:50,337 Sie muessen Papp-Mache Berge zur Verfuegung stellen. 434 00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:52,532 And you provide the papier-mâché mountain. 435 00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:54,532 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also facing a mountain? 436 00:14:54,557 --> 00:14:56,231 Jane. (sighs) 437 00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:58,204 See, she only has two hours 438 00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:00,610 to write 2,500 words on The Great Gatsby... 439 00:15:00,636 --> 00:15:03,110 before Mateo needs to nurse. 440 00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,511 Oh, good! 441 00:15:08,536 --> 00:15:10,303 Looks like it's swimming along. 442 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,528 You know, I've always loved The Great Gatsby. 443 00:15:12,553 --> 00:15:15,040 I'll bet Jane has an interesting take. 444 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:17,228 Let's look. 445 00:15:17,738 --> 00:15:19,738 "After thawing breast milk, 446 00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:22,180 you cannot refreeze it." 447 00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:24,986 Hmm. I don't remember that part of the book. 448 00:15:25,376 --> 00:15:27,914 Oh. That actually looks like... 449 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:29,837 - A babysitting list? - No, 450 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,236 it's just a list of... 451 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,536 instructions for the baby. 452 00:15:33,677 --> 00:15:36,735 - Hmm. - Do you know how long breast milk can stay out? 453 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:38,265 Four hours. 454 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,665 It's on page three. 455 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,024 Okay. Got it. 456 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,966 Look, I'm sorry, it's just really hard for me to leave him. 457 00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:46,579 It's hard for me, too. 458 00:15:46,604 --> 00:15:47,878 Every single time. 459 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,923 And onto another shaky partnership. 460 00:15:51,948 --> 00:15:53,548 Can we just rewind real quick? 461 00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:55,384 No, no, we're not rewinding again. 462 00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:57,392 We've covered Denise and Heidi's first meeting, 463 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,228 extensively. 464 00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:00,923 So after... you made love 465 00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:04,179 overlooking the town square with the giant glockenspiel, 466 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,642 what happened? 467 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:08,134 Was ist passiert, nachdem ihr, den Marktplatz mit dem riesigen 468 00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:09,766 Glockenspiel uberblickend, miteinander geschlafen habt? 469 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,419 Denise hat ihre Mutter angerufen 470 00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:12,893 und ihr gesagt, dass sie nach Hause kommt, 471 00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,083 und dann ist sie gegangen. 472 00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:15,447 Denise called her Mutter 473 00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:17,555 and said she coming home and left. 474 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,353 Her Mutter? 475 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,892 - Yes. Her mother. - Can we rewind 476 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:22,408 - one sec? - Did-did you ever see Denise's Mutter? 477 00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:24,112 Hast Du jemals Denises' Mutter gesehen? 478 00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:26,657 Nein. Ich Weiss nur, dass Sie eine riesen Zicke ist. 479 00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:28,682 No. All she know she is... 480 00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:30,790 how do you say?... big bitch. 481 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,899 - Speaking of big bitches... - Ah, Rose... 482 00:16:33,924 --> 00:16:35,641 Ooh! (panting) 483 00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:39,410 LUISA (panting): Oh, oh, wait. 484 00:16:39,435 --> 00:16:42,462 What country am I in? 485 00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,548 Do you speak English? 486 00:16:44,573 --> 00:16:47,118 Uh, you're in Miami. South Beach. 487 00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:49,185 Oh. 488 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,216 Oh. Thank you. 489 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:56,154 RSVPs are a little on the low side, so I branched out 490 00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:58,458 to Lina's second and third tier and sent them personal 491 00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:00,522 "hope you can be there" e-mails on my way home from school. 492 00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:02,623 What's that? 493 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,546 MAN: Mountains this way. 494 00:17:04,571 --> 00:17:06,799 Hey, I-I'm having a party here. 495 00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:08,097 What's going on? 496 00:17:08,122 --> 00:17:10,489 I have no idea, okay? Petra told me 497 00:17:10,514 --> 00:17:12,406 - to move them in for some event... - But I already... 498 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,343 Take it up with Petra. 499 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:14,767 I don't need her yelling at me. 500 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,567 (sighs) 501 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,046 I'm so sorry. 502 00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:24,162 _ 503 00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:27,462 She's just not feeling that great right now. 504 00:17:31,562 --> 00:17:33,123 _ 505 00:17:33,148 --> 00:17:34,687 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, Rafael... 506 00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:36,687 what were you thinking? 507 00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,512 So, Mateo's doing well? 508 00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:40,538 Yup, we are great. 509 00:17:40,563 --> 00:17:41,729 Good. 510 00:17:41,754 --> 00:17:44,288 And... the list, is it helpful at all? 511 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,679 Looking at it right now. 512 00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:47,865 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh. - Are you? 513 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:48,538 Yes. 514 00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:49,896 Are you checking up on me? 515 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:51,624 - No. - Really? 516 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,803 Because it sure feels like you are. 517 00:17:55,192 --> 00:17:56,425 Jane? 518 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,202 In this moment, Jane wondered if there might be 519 00:17:59,227 --> 00:18:01,616 another explanation for the crumpled-up list. 520 00:18:01,641 --> 00:18:03,733 Like... maybe he made a copy. 521 00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,905 Which is why she hid in the closet. 522 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:09,687 RAFAEL: Jane? Are you there? 523 00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:16,705 _ 524 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:25,354 (elevator doors closing) 525 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,783 DIRECTOR: This is a telenovela, people. 526 00:18:32,808 --> 00:18:34,166 We need some drama. 527 00:18:34,191 --> 00:18:35,665 Turn on the wind machine. 528 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:38,665 And kiss like you've been poisoned 529 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:40,466 and the only antidote 530 00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:42,865 is each other's saliva. 531 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,322 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:47,347 I hope you used a mint. 533 00:18:47,372 --> 00:18:49,322 Please don't talk to me... I'm getting into character, 534 00:18:49,347 --> 00:18:51,674 and it's very difficult as my character must make love 535 00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:54,533 to a lying, scheming chupacabra of a woman. 536 00:18:54,558 --> 00:18:57,987 DIRECTOR: Ready? And... sexy. 537 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,686 Sexy! 538 00:18:59,711 --> 00:19:00,580 Action! 539 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:04,908 _ 540 00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,361 _ 541 00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:08,470 _ 542 00:19:14,581 --> 00:19:16,115 Cut! 543 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,088 What is this? 544 00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:18,791 I didn't feel the lovemaking. 545 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,732 Well, I must make love on the right, 546 00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:22,924 so the camera can capture my best side. 547 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:24,963 But my right side is also my best side. 548 00:19:24,988 --> 00:19:27,588 ROGELIO: I am the EP of this show, so my right side 549 00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:28,689 will be featured. 550 00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:31,002 _ 551 00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:32,893 - Rogelio? - Hmm? 552 00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:34,014 Everybody knows 553 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,989 you're an EP... but they don't know 554 00:19:36,014 --> 00:19:39,761 all the things you admitted to become an OT III. 555 00:19:39,786 --> 00:19:43,150 _ 556 00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:44,853 I will take the left side, 557 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,823 but only because your left side is far worse, 558 00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:48,595 and I want what's best for the show. 559 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,025 (quietly): I was wrong. 560 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,517 I can't handle this. 561 00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:56,299 Oh, and one more thing... my dressing room is too small. 562 00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:58,033 I'll need a trailer for Consuelo 563 00:19:58,058 --> 00:19:59,346 and her brothers and sisters. 564 00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:01,604 Can you take care of that? 565 00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:03,135 As an EP? 566 00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:07,636 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of trapped. 567 00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,510 - (ringtone playing) - (gasps softly) 568 00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:11,565 Oh, good, help! Finally. 569 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:12,432 Hey, Michael. 570 00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:13,479 Look, I wasn't sure 571 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,979 whether I should say something 572 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,525 or not say something, but... 573 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,275 I think I just have to. 574 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,376 What's going on? 575 00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:21,475 I know you kissed Rafael. 576 00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:23,795 Oh. 577 00:20:28,864 --> 00:20:30,372 What was that? 578 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,148 About 40 rolls of toilet paper 579 00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:35,841 - and a hundred bottles of mini shampoo. - What? 580 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:38,807 Oh, I'm sort of trapped in a utility closet. 581 00:20:44,132 --> 00:20:46,054 Thank you so much. 582 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,413 MICHAEL: Why were you in the closet? You were in the closet? 583 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,032 Briefly, yes. 584 00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,790 Look, I... I saw this crumpled up 585 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:56,343 - next to your trash can in your office. - Wait, what? 586 00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:57,914 So I called, you said you had it, 587 00:20:57,939 --> 00:21:00,056 I knew you didn't, unless you made a copy. 588 00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:01,257 - No. - I knew it! 589 00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:02,980 I knew you lied! I just didn't want you 590 00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:05,904 - to think I couldn't take care of him. - It should be noted 591 00:21:05,929 --> 00:21:06,890 that for a brief moment 592 00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:09,015 Michael really enjoyed watching things unravel. 593 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,203 Are you really defending the fact that you came up here 594 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,358 to confront me and then hid in a closet? 595 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:16,420 No. But at least admit that you crumpled up this paper. 596 00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:18,000 Until he realized... 597 00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:19,608 Don't look so smug. 598 00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:21,401 We both want the same thing... 599 00:21:21,426 --> 00:21:22,929 you with Jane, me with Rafael. 600 00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:24,827 We should be working together. 601 00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:26,168 It was probably Petra. 602 00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:27,793 True, for the record. 603 00:21:27,818 --> 00:21:30,382 Petra saw you kissing... she seemed pretty upset. 604 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:32,062 You look pretty upset, too, man. 605 00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:33,078 RAFAEL: Oh, my God, 606 00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:35,133 - she is crazy. - Well, crazy or not, she's... 607 00:21:35,157 --> 00:21:36,732 still in love with you. 608 00:21:37,032 --> 00:21:39,234 And she still thinks she has a chance. 609 00:21:39,259 --> 00:21:42,176 So if there's not a chance, you need to tell her. 610 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,952 Pretty sure he's not talking about Petra anymore. 611 00:21:44,977 --> 00:21:46,427 I got to go. 612 00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,445 (gasps): Raf! 613 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,914 - Oh, my God! - What... 614 00:21:50,939 --> 00:21:53,023 - I didn't know if I'd ever see you again. - Luisa... 615 00:21:53,048 --> 00:21:54,421 where have you been? 616 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:55,421 I was kidnapped. 617 00:21:55,446 --> 00:21:56,921 - What? - JANE: Who kidnapped you? 618 00:21:56,946 --> 00:21:58,632 Stop, stop. She was not kidnapped. 619 00:21:58,657 --> 00:22:00,210 - No. Yes, I was. - That's what she said 620 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,656 at Christmas when she didn't show up because she was drunk. 621 00:22:02,681 --> 00:22:04,890 No, Raf, I swear to God, I really was kidnapped 622 00:22:04,915 --> 00:22:07,382 by these really scary German men that wanted to mutter me, 623 00:22:07,407 --> 00:22:09,335 - and I don't know why they let me go. - Wait, wait, wait. Mutter? 624 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,265 - Yeah. - I'm gonna need to talk to you. 625 00:22:13,089 --> 00:22:14,906 Look, I'm sorry. 626 00:22:14,931 --> 00:22:16,953 I saw the list and I got upset. 627 00:22:16,978 --> 00:22:18,273 Do you really think that I would have 628 00:22:18,298 --> 00:22:20,203 - thrown it away? - You were pretty mad. 629 00:22:20,228 --> 00:22:21,687 I'm not mad. 630 00:22:21,712 --> 00:22:23,662 Jane, I'm frustrated. 631 00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:26,898 I love you. I want us to be together. 632 00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:29,234 I think that's what's best. I mean, just think about Mateo. 633 00:22:29,259 --> 00:22:30,265 Are you serious? 634 00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:32,066 What? Think about Mateo? 635 00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:35,226 That's the whole problem. 636 00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:36,750 He's all I think about. 637 00:22:36,775 --> 00:22:39,265 (chuckles): I mean, it's like he's taken over my brain. 638 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:42,195 I can't even write a stupid paper on The Great Gatsby, 639 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,679 which I read in the ninth grade. 640 00:22:43,704 --> 00:22:45,492 And I forgot my best friend's birthday, 641 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:47,414 because I'm thinking about when he needs to eat 642 00:22:47,439 --> 00:22:49,352 and-and how to get him to sleep longer. 643 00:22:49,376 --> 00:22:50,984 You know, and it's not just my brain, 644 00:22:51,009 --> 00:22:53,382 it's physical, too... I'm exhausted. 645 00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:56,593 I mean, my boobs literally hurt when I'm away from him. 646 00:22:56,618 --> 00:22:59,531 And I know that he has changed a lot in the last three weeks. 647 00:22:59,556 --> 00:23:01,231 But you know what? 648 00:23:01,953 --> 00:23:03,828 (crying): I have, too. 649 00:23:03,853 --> 00:23:06,132 Because now everything revolves around him. 650 00:23:06,157 --> 00:23:10,460 I mean, that's why I can't choose who I want to be with. 651 00:23:11,065 --> 00:23:14,931 Because I don't even recognize myself anymore. 652 00:23:16,139 --> 00:23:17,843 - I'm sorry. - No. 653 00:23:17,868 --> 00:23:19,200 No. 654 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:22,249 No, this started by me telling you I'm sorry. 655 00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:24,385 And I am. 656 00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:29,697 And emotional and exhausted, clearly. 657 00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:33,132 And you do have rights to Mateo. 658 00:23:33,157 --> 00:23:35,824 So... (sighs heavily) 659 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,781 I think maybe we should get a lawyer, 660 00:23:38,806 --> 00:23:42,091 so we can take... the emotion out of it. 661 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,333 ♪ ♪ 662 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:48,487 Also trying to overcome his emotions... Luciana. 663 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,067 Luciana, please wait. 664 00:23:51,092 --> 00:23:52,419 I'd like us to start over. 665 00:23:52,444 --> 00:23:54,203 I know we're very different people. 666 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,590 But maybe we can focus more on work 667 00:23:57,622 --> 00:23:58,911 and less on our differences. 668 00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:00,200 Wow. The high road. 669 00:24:00,225 --> 00:24:01,692 Didn't see that coming. 670 00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:03,466 That is very big of you, Rogelio, 671 00:24:03,491 --> 00:24:05,973 to admit that you're wrong and to realize 672 00:24:05,999 --> 00:24:07,490 that my happiness is best for the show. 673 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,764 If there's anything I can do to better accommodate you 674 00:24:09,789 --> 00:24:11,661 here at Passions, just say the word. 675 00:24:11,686 --> 00:24:13,184 I'll call my P.A. to listen. 676 00:24:13,209 --> 00:24:16,624 - (electronic chime) - First, I get shot on the right side every single time. 677 00:24:16,649 --> 00:24:17,177 Second... 678 00:24:17,202 --> 00:24:18,692 - _ - Excellent talk. Need to go. 679 00:24:20,345 --> 00:24:22,596 (rabbits grunting) 680 00:24:27,657 --> 00:24:29,677 (rabbits continue grunting) 681 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,836 High road, highway... 682 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,435 same thing, right? 683 00:24:33,450 --> 00:24:34,450 _ 684 00:24:34,475 --> 00:24:35,997 JANE: Oh, no. 685 00:24:36,022 --> 00:24:38,114 Nate, the guy Lina likes, is busy tonight, 686 00:24:38,139 --> 00:24:39,512 because it's so last-minute. 687 00:24:39,538 --> 00:24:41,752 - Head count? - 13 people confirmed, 688 00:24:41,777 --> 00:24:42,903 including my mom and Abuela. 689 00:24:42,928 --> 00:24:44,317 That's just embarrassing. 690 00:24:44,342 --> 00:24:45,758 What's embarrassing? 691 00:24:47,116 --> 00:24:49,372 - Lina, I screwed up. - With what? 692 00:24:49,397 --> 00:24:51,676 I forgot your birthday, and I tried to plan 693 00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:54,357 this last-minute party, and everybody's so busy, 694 00:24:54,382 --> 00:24:56,709 and it's just not looking great. 695 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:57,900 Are you just trying to make 696 00:24:57,925 --> 00:24:59,786 the whole surprise thing work again? 697 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,739 No. 698 00:25:01,764 --> 00:25:04,380 I'm sorry. I forgot. 699 00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:06,568 And I just didn't want you to feel like you weren't important. 700 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,427 - (Mateo crying) - Well, it's pretty clear that I'm not. 701 00:25:08,452 --> 00:25:10,544 Oh, oh, shh, shh... 702 00:25:10,569 --> 00:25:12,396 Oh, shh, shh, shh. 703 00:25:12,421 --> 00:25:14,780 (Mateo continues crying) 704 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,480 (exhales) 705 00:25:20,981 --> 00:25:22,762 Going to the club is the last thing I want to do. 706 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:24,863 You think Lina wanted to go to Carriage Cruisers? 707 00:25:24,888 --> 00:25:26,755 She's celebrating her birthday tonight. 708 00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:29,099 You're going. I'll watch Mateo. 709 00:25:29,452 --> 00:25:31,336 No. 710 00:25:31,361 --> 00:25:33,894 Yeah, of course I'll watch him. 711 00:25:33,919 --> 00:25:35,285 Is your mom busy? 712 00:25:35,287 --> 00:25:38,327 No. But it should be you that I go to first, 713 00:25:38,352 --> 00:25:40,051 regardless of lawyers. 714 00:25:41,005 --> 00:25:42,939 I'm sorry. It's my lawyer. 715 00:25:42,964 --> 00:25:44,216 Again, you don't need a lawyer. 716 00:25:44,241 --> 00:25:45,881 No. She wants a booty call. 717 00:25:45,906 --> 00:25:49,142 Okay. Y... You don't think it was Rose holding you hostage? 718 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:52,441 No. I mean, at first I thought it was her, 719 00:25:52,466 --> 00:25:54,739 because the men, they were... they were so gentle with me. 720 00:25:54,764 --> 00:25:56,458 They even used these soft ties. 721 00:25:56,483 --> 00:25:59,028 (exhales): Then... once they hit my leg... 722 00:25:59,053 --> 00:26:00,817 No. It was not Rose. 723 00:26:00,842 --> 00:26:02,442 She would never hurt me. 724 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:03,942 Even when we explored bondage, 725 00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:04,966 she was so gentle, 726 00:26:04,991 --> 00:26:06,521 she would just... she would just 727 00:26:06,561 --> 00:26:07,732 take me right to the edge and... 728 00:26:07,757 --> 00:26:09,006 That's why we're thinking 729 00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:12,081 maybe someone took you... to send her a message. 730 00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:14,716 Because I mean so much to her? 731 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,138 Yes. It's very romantic. 732 00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,685 Luisa... 733 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,304 did Rose ever mention her mother? 734 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,474 Can we rewind just a sec? What kind of ties were you tied up with? 735 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,560 - During sex? - No, with 736 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,284 - the German florists. - Why is that important? 737 00:26:26,309 --> 00:26:28,567 - Silky cords. They were soft. - Okay, gotcha. 738 00:26:28,592 --> 00:26:30,419 - Now go back to Rose's mother. - Do you remember the color? 739 00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:32,599 - Blue. Like the color of oxy. - No. 740 00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,341 You know what? Can I talk to you for a second? Which, actually, 741 00:26:34,366 --> 00:26:35,302 I could really use that right now 742 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,107 for my knee. 743 00:26:36,132 --> 00:26:37,975 (sighs heavily) 744 00:26:38,677 --> 00:26:40,802 - What are you doing? - Asking her questions. 745 00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:43,122 - About things we're not looking for. - I'm not looking for anything. 746 00:26:43,147 --> 00:26:45,407 I'm just listening. And you know what I heard? 747 00:26:45,432 --> 00:26:48,426 Blue silk ties. You know who used blue silk ties? 748 00:26:48,451 --> 00:26:50,802 A drug lord that ran Miami back in the '80s, 749 00:26:50,827 --> 00:26:54,260 went by the name Mutter... look it up. 750 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,567 _ 751 00:26:56,592 --> 00:26:57,995 _ 752 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:58,882 _ 753 00:26:58,907 --> 00:27:02,310 _ 754 00:27:02,335 --> 00:27:03,967 So I'm thinking Rose, or Denise, 755 00:27:03,992 --> 00:27:06,342 wasn't actually talking to Heidi about her mother at all. 756 00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:08,842 She was talking about Mutter, the crime boss. 757 00:27:08,867 --> 00:27:10,897 LUISA: Oh, I just wanted to say, 758 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:11,921 forget about the oxy. 759 00:27:11,946 --> 00:27:13,329 - Got it. - So... 760 00:27:13,354 --> 00:27:14,836 who's Heidi? 761 00:27:14,861 --> 00:27:17,436 Like, the next girlfriend of Rose or something? 762 00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:19,120 Just sit down. We'll be back in, okay? 763 00:27:20,411 --> 00:27:23,171 How do you know all this? I read up on Miami crime history 764 00:27:23,196 --> 00:27:24,562 before transferring. 765 00:27:24,587 --> 00:27:26,383 Plus, I have a photographic memory, 766 00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:28,757 which you would know if you'd tried to get to know me at all. 767 00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,115 But I get it. 768 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:33,091 Your last partner, Nadine, double-crossed you, 769 00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:36,090 so it'll take you a second to warm up to me. 770 00:27:38,318 --> 00:27:42,090 Anyway, you're gonna want to read up on Mutter. 771 00:27:42,873 --> 00:27:44,983 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of Mutters... 772 00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:46,202 RAFAEL: Hey, I want to show you 773 00:27:46,227 --> 00:27:47,952 - a picture. Can I come in? - Sure. 774 00:27:47,977 --> 00:27:50,444 What kind of picture? 775 00:27:50,896 --> 00:27:52,395 It's Mateo. 776 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,345 My son. 777 00:27:55,082 --> 00:27:56,444 Why are you showing me this? 778 00:27:56,469 --> 00:27:58,796 Because he is who you're hurting, Petra, 779 00:27:58,821 --> 00:28:00,741 every time you try to drive me and Jane apart. 780 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:03,516 I wasn't. And we are having one. 781 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:04,592 - A baby. - (scoffs) 782 00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:06,225 You think I don't know that? 783 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:09,014 I'm sick all the time. So focus on that. 784 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,264 - I can't. - Why? 785 00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:13,109 Because I'm scared, okay? I don't know how to do this or why 786 00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:14,725 I did it. I thought we would be together, 787 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:17,491 - and if we're not together, then I just... - Then what? 788 00:28:18,411 --> 00:28:20,945 Then I made a huge mistake. 789 00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:24,634 Yeah. Yeah, you definitely made a huge mistake. 790 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,487 But the crazy thing? 791 00:28:27,512 --> 00:28:28,834 I mean, it worked. 792 00:28:29,282 --> 00:28:31,201 After all those miscarriages 793 00:28:31,226 --> 00:28:33,241 and the doctors telling you you can't have kids, 794 00:28:33,266 --> 00:28:35,343 and then this stuck? 795 00:28:35,368 --> 00:28:37,749 Petra, it's kind of a miracle, right? 796 00:28:38,422 --> 00:28:40,749 - When did you get so cheesy? - What I mean is, 797 00:28:40,774 --> 00:28:43,710 this is a good thing, with or without me. 798 00:28:44,065 --> 00:28:45,882 Without, specifically. 799 00:28:45,907 --> 00:28:47,256 (wry laugh) 800 00:28:47,281 --> 00:28:49,056 Look, you are smart and... 801 00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:50,256 tenacious. 802 00:28:50,281 --> 00:28:51,897 And you deserve 803 00:28:51,922 --> 00:28:54,122 someone that'll really make you happy. 804 00:28:54,147 --> 00:28:55,671 Thank you. 805 00:28:55,696 --> 00:28:58,530 - Again, not me. - Okay, enough already. 806 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:02,104 It was a gentle dressing down. 807 00:29:02,129 --> 00:29:04,350 Which brings us here, now, 808 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,733 to dressing up. 809 00:29:05,758 --> 00:29:07,452 Or trying to. 810 00:29:07,477 --> 00:29:08,827 (knocking) 811 00:29:08,852 --> 00:29:10,440 - Hey. - Hi. 812 00:29:10,465 --> 00:29:12,215 Um... your mom let me in. 813 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,068 I got your text about wanting to talk. 814 00:29:14,093 --> 00:29:16,415 Yeah. I-I do want to. 815 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,115 Yeah, I was nearby, so... 816 00:29:19,939 --> 00:29:21,483 Okay, I can't watch you do that. 817 00:29:21,508 --> 00:29:23,809 - (chuckles): Let me... - Okay, thank you. 818 00:29:26,036 --> 00:29:28,835 - It's a little snug. - Well, I just had a baby. 819 00:29:28,837 --> 00:29:30,273 I know. Do you have something else? 820 00:29:30,297 --> 00:29:32,186 - No, you're gonna get this on. - Got it. 821 00:29:32,211 --> 00:29:33,878 - Okay. - On it. 822 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:37,179 (faint grunt, pant) 823 00:29:37,754 --> 00:29:40,955 ♪ ♪ 824 00:29:43,597 --> 00:29:46,869 (softly): I know I shouldn't be upset about the kiss. 825 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,569 You can kiss whoever you want. 826 00:29:50,316 --> 00:29:52,499 I just didn't know whether to tell you or not, 827 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,525 since it didn't change anything. 828 00:29:55,655 --> 00:29:57,626 It didn't? 829 00:29:57,651 --> 00:29:59,451 No. 830 00:30:00,355 --> 00:30:03,172 But I should have told you. 831 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:06,586 You've been so honest with me. 832 00:30:06,915 --> 00:30:09,132 And that's when it hit him. 833 00:30:09,157 --> 00:30:11,107 Not about everything. 834 00:30:11,387 --> 00:30:12,420 What? 835 00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:13,828 This... 836 00:30:14,096 --> 00:30:17,080 (sighs) I'd be fired. 837 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,119 It's about Nadine. 838 00:30:20,144 --> 00:30:21,619 Your old partner? 839 00:30:22,268 --> 00:30:24,885 Uh, what, that you were sleeping with her? 840 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,419 Because that was pretty obvious. 841 00:30:26,444 --> 00:30:28,220 But it's okay, 'cause it's none of my business. 842 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,720 Not that. 843 00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:32,119 (sighs) It's that I let her go. 844 00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:34,497 When I found out she was working for Sin Rostro, 845 00:30:34,522 --> 00:30:36,471 I told her to run, and gave her a head start. 846 00:30:36,496 --> 00:30:38,044 - What? - She said her nephew 847 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,271 - was threatened, and I believed her. - And now? 848 00:30:40,295 --> 00:30:42,429 - Do you? - I-I don't know. 849 00:30:43,373 --> 00:30:44,907 Michael. 850 00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:48,408 MICHAEL: Is that thing on? 851 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:49,536 Uh... 852 00:30:49,561 --> 00:30:51,356 Oh... 853 00:30:51,927 --> 00:30:53,403 Scott, I don't care. 854 00:30:53,428 --> 00:30:54,809 They need an intro; you have to do it. 855 00:30:54,834 --> 00:30:57,176 Uh-oh. When did Rafael get here? 856 00:30:57,395 --> 00:31:01,151 Whew! At least the monitor's off. 857 00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:02,651 I have to go. 858 00:31:03,043 --> 00:31:04,739 I'm just making sure everyone's okay 859 00:31:04,764 --> 00:31:05,778 after the whole closet thing. 860 00:31:05,811 --> 00:31:07,536 But I'm going to work. Bye, Jane. 861 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,361 Bye, Michael. 862 00:31:11,151 --> 00:31:12,685 So... 863 00:31:12,710 --> 00:31:14,205 thanks for taking Mateo. 864 00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:15,314 Of course. No problem. 865 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,385 And I wanted to say, let's not go to lawyers yet. 866 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,166 Let's just try to figure this out. 867 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:20,526 I'm not ready to... 868 00:31:20,551 --> 00:31:22,440 take the emotion out. 869 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:26,104 RAFAEL: And I totally get what you were saying today... 870 00:31:26,129 --> 00:31:27,198 Raf. 871 00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:28,806 Can we talk about this later, actually? 872 00:31:28,831 --> 00:31:29,682 I have to get moving. 873 00:31:31,499 --> 00:31:33,815 - Excuse me. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here now 874 00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:35,401 to Lina's big birthday bash! 875 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:37,628 Sorry I'm screaming! It's just so loud in here! 876 00:31:37,659 --> 00:31:38,737 Excuse me. Oh! Sorry. 877 00:31:38,762 --> 00:31:41,456 That was my breast pump. Sorry. Excuse me. 878 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,424 Lina? 879 00:31:43,449 --> 00:31:46,151 Can we just talk? No. I'm dancing. 880 00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:48,810 Um... 881 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:52,104 Hey, work, work. Yes. 882 00:31:52,129 --> 00:31:54,120 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry. 883 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,863 I really am. Lina! 884 00:31:56,888 --> 00:31:59,357 What you did really sucked! I know. 885 00:31:59,382 --> 00:32:02,058 And I know I said that nothing would change, but it did. 886 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,315 Everything changed. And I get it. 887 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,378 You're a mom. Yeah, but I don't want to be 888 00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,698 that mom that forgets about her friends, 889 00:32:07,723 --> 00:32:09,581 and all she does is talk about baby poop. 890 00:32:09,605 --> 00:32:11,979 Right, and I felt like that was happening. 891 00:32:12,004 --> 00:32:15,221 And I didn't want to let you down or lose you, so I panicked. 892 00:32:15,246 --> 00:32:18,018 And I'm sorry. 893 00:32:19,097 --> 00:32:22,232 Thanks, and thank you for coming. 894 00:32:22,257 --> 00:32:24,424 - And you can go now. - What?! 895 00:32:24,449 --> 00:32:26,330 Come on, you don't have to stay just because you feel bad. 896 00:32:26,355 --> 00:32:27,744 Oh, don't get it twisted. 897 00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:29,321 I came because I felt bad. 898 00:32:29,345 --> 00:32:32,018 But I'm staying because it's your 25th birthday. 899 00:32:32,043 --> 00:32:33,409 And I'm ready to party! 900 00:32:33,434 --> 00:32:34,893 - Really? - Yes! 901 00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:37,088 With your portable boob sucker? 902 00:32:37,113 --> 00:32:38,947 Oh. 903 00:32:39,219 --> 00:32:42,019 Oh. Oh, I'm pumping and dumping tonight. 904 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,416 Okay. 905 00:32:43,441 --> 00:32:48,971 _ 906 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:53,221 (whoops) Okay. Mm, mm. 907 00:32:53,246 --> 00:32:57,455 - Oh, is it just me, or is it getting hot in here? - No. 908 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,338 - Yes. Yes! - Yes! 909 00:32:59,363 --> 00:33:01,411 Oh, can I? 910 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:07,416 ♪ Oh! With a little bit of uh, uh ♪ 911 00:33:07,441 --> 00:33:09,877 ♪ And a little bit of uh, uh, I was like ♪ 912 00:33:09,902 --> 00:33:12,049 ♪ Good gracious, ass is bodacious ♪ 913 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:14,322 - Oh! - ♪ Flirtatious, trying to show faces ♪ 914 00:33:14,348 --> 00:33:16,636 ♪ I'm looking for the right time to shoot my steez, you know ♪ 915 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,367 ♪ Looking for the right time to flash them ki's ♪ 916 00:33:18,392 --> 00:33:20,096 - Oh, girl! - ♪ I'm leaving ♪ 917 00:33:20,121 --> 00:33:23,299 - ♪ Please believing, oh, me and the rest of my heathens ♪ - What? What? 918 00:33:23,324 --> 00:33:25,424 ♪ Check it, got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons ♪ 919 00:33:25,449 --> 00:33:27,721 - ♪ Penthouse, rooftop, birds I feeding ♪ - What? 920 00:33:27,746 --> 00:33:30,065 - ♪ Uh, it's getting hot in here ♪ - Oh. 921 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:32,315 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 922 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:36,721 ♪ I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off... ♪ 923 00:33:36,746 --> 00:33:39,682 - Oh, but... - ♪ It's getting hot in here, so hot ♪ 924 00:33:39,707 --> 00:33:41,323 ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ 925 00:33:41,348 --> 00:33:43,583 ♪ I am getting so hot ♪ 926 00:33:43,608 --> 00:33:45,698 ♪ I wanna take my clothes off... ♪ 927 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,284 Whoa! 928 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,494 Whoa! I just peed a little. 929 00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:54,539 - You know what we should do? - Get off this gross floor? 930 00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:56,434 No. We should take 931 00:33:56,459 --> 00:33:58,737 a bathroom floor selfie to commemorate your birthday. 932 00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:00,277 And your first pump-and-dump. 933 00:34:00,302 --> 00:34:01,746 Oh. 934 00:34:04,198 --> 00:34:05,074 _ 935 00:34:05,099 --> 00:34:07,541 - _ - Oh, my God! I haven't checked my phone. 936 00:34:07,566 --> 00:34:08,433 Why? Is everything okay? 937 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:09,980 Everything's great. 938 00:34:10,005 --> 00:34:11,511 For the first time since he was born, 939 00:34:11,536 --> 00:34:12,886 I haven't been thinking about Mateo. 940 00:34:12,911 --> 00:34:14,370 Oh, my God, neither have I. 941 00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:16,971 (laughs) ♪ ♪ 942 00:34:17,353 --> 00:34:19,971 Ooh, this song! 943 00:34:19,996 --> 00:34:22,871 - Mm! Go. I'll catch up. - No. 944 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:24,410 I can wait till you're done milking. 945 00:34:24,435 --> 00:34:26,261 No, it'll take ten more minutes, and cleanup. 946 00:34:26,286 --> 00:34:27,568 Go, find Nate and dance. 947 00:34:27,593 --> 00:34:29,034 - Okay. - Okay. 948 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,707 I love you, lady. 949 00:34:32,732 --> 00:34:36,107 I love you, too. 950 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,307 BOTH: Oh! 951 00:34:41,095 --> 00:34:42,661 - Go! - Okay, okay, okay. 952 00:34:42,686 --> 00:34:44,503 (sniffles, sighs) 953 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:47,666 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And there, on the floor, 954 00:34:47,691 --> 00:34:49,691 suddenly Jane wanted to do something 955 00:34:49,716 --> 00:34:52,457 completely and utterly... her. 956 00:34:52,482 --> 00:34:54,856 She wanted to write her paper. 957 00:34:55,269 --> 00:34:59,057 And so she did... on her cell. 958 00:35:00,386 --> 00:35:01,817 _ 959 00:35:01,842 --> 00:35:03,283 - _ - Jane would realize in the morning 960 00:35:03,315 --> 00:35:05,355 - _ - that it was all drunken gibberish. 961 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,359 _ 962 00:35:06,384 --> 00:35:10,181 But for the moment, she felt like herself again. 963 00:35:11,492 --> 00:35:13,876 What's this? 964 00:35:14,004 --> 00:35:15,856 Fan art. 965 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,666 I don't think they captured my gravitas. 966 00:35:17,691 --> 00:35:19,525 (knocking) 967 00:35:27,113 --> 00:35:29,338 Did you sign the non-disclosure agreement? 968 00:35:29,363 --> 00:35:31,526 If I say a word, I pay restitution. 969 00:35:31,550 --> 00:35:34,426 Now give me my bunnies, you monster. 970 00:35:40,192 --> 00:35:42,400 Ah, Xiomara, 971 00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:46,101 enjoy watching Disc 142, Part C. 972 00:35:46,126 --> 00:35:48,200 It's quite a revelation. 973 00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:54,118 What's on Disc 142, Part C? 974 00:35:54,143 --> 00:35:57,501 Just a long-held, very deep secret of mine. 975 00:35:57,526 --> 00:35:59,001 Oh. 976 00:35:59,941 --> 00:36:03,142 Look, you don't have to share if you don't want to. 977 00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:05,384 Thank you. I appreciate that. 978 00:36:05,409 --> 00:36:07,441 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, that's not the answer 979 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,501 -_ - she was expecting. 980 00:36:10,241 --> 00:36:13,359 Hey, Raf, uh, I am here to pick up Mateo. 981 00:36:13,868 --> 00:36:15,553 RAFAEL: I'm walking into your house right now. 982 00:36:15,578 --> 00:36:16,945 Didn't you get my text? 983 00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:19,541 - _ - (musical jackpot sounds) 984 00:36:19,566 --> 00:36:21,173 Oh, no. I must have missed it. 985 00:36:21,198 --> 00:36:25,064 Okay, um, Ubering, and I will be there in 15 minutes. 986 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,366 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when... 987 00:36:27,391 --> 00:36:29,902 Hey. What are you doing here? 988 00:36:29,927 --> 00:36:32,830 I'm, uh, dealing with Heidi. 989 00:36:32,855 --> 00:36:34,188 How was the club? 990 00:36:34,213 --> 00:36:35,775 I did "Hot in Herre"" 991 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,072 You didn't. I did. 992 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:39,760 - Talent-show style? - (laughing) 993 00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:54,764 ♪ ♪ 994 00:37:14,082 --> 00:37:16,122 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa. 995 00:37:16,147 --> 00:37:19,064 Whoa. 996 00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:21,379 _ 997 00:37:21,404 --> 00:37:25,739 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that when Jane arrived home, well... 998 00:37:25,764 --> 00:37:28,438 she was walking on air. 999 00:37:32,354 --> 00:37:34,355 Briefly. 1000 00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:36,710 It's complicated. 1001 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:54,549 (phone whooshes) 1002 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:56,619 _ 1003 00:38:02,352 --> 00:38:04,002 You gonna do-si-do on out of here? 1004 00:38:04,027 --> 00:38:06,393 Yup. Sure. (laughs) 1005 00:38:07,475 --> 00:38:09,703 Look, um, you were right. 1006 00:38:09,728 --> 00:38:12,322 I'm a little screwed up by what happened with my old partner, 1007 00:38:12,347 --> 00:38:13,602 so, if I put that onto you... 1008 00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:15,126 What did happen? 1009 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:16,813 She was working for Sin Rostro. 1010 00:38:16,838 --> 00:38:21,290 Yeah, I know. I just mean... Devil's in the details. 1011 00:38:24,456 --> 00:38:26,342 Another time. 1012 00:38:27,003 --> 00:38:29,041 SUSANNA: You were right. 1013 00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:31,366 Cordero's definitely hiding something. 1014 00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:33,626 - Find out what it is. - That's why I'm here. 1015 00:38:33,651 --> 00:38:35,243 SCOTT: So glad you're here. 1016 00:38:35,268 --> 00:38:37,051 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... 1017 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,643 Heidi Von Ocher! 1018 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:41,642 (applause) 1019 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:44,642 Heidi Von Ocher! 1020 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:48,290 Oh, Nein! Nein! Ich komme zu spaet zu meinem Auftritt! 1021 00:38:48,315 --> 00:38:50,642 Oh, nein! Nein! 1022 00:38:55,024 --> 00:38:57,642 (sighs) 1023 00:39:06,899 --> 00:39:09,785 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. That Web site looks familiar. 1024 00:39:09,810 --> 00:39:11,893 Oh, I know where I've seen it! 1025 00:39:11,918 --> 00:39:14,618 They'd been communicating with Rose. 1026 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:17,024 And now Rose was communicating with Luisa! 1027 00:39:17,049 --> 00:39:18,672 Luisa was torn. 1028 00:39:18,697 --> 00:39:22,266 On the one hand, Rose locked her in a mental institution, 1029 00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:24,413 killed her father and kidnapped her nephew. 1030 00:39:24,438 --> 00:39:27,072 On the other hand... 1031 00:39:27,097 --> 00:39:29,797 (fireworks popping) 1032 00:39:29,822 --> 00:39:33,072 Yup. It's hard to let go. 1033 00:39:33,811 --> 00:39:38,471 But Petra, at least, had made some progress. 1034 00:39:38,496 --> 00:39:43,102 For the first time, she started to imagine life without Rafael. 1035 00:39:43,127 --> 00:39:44,805 And I'm not gonna lie. 1036 00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:47,206 She felt pretty darn good. 1037 00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:49,549 Hello, Petra. (gasps) 1038 00:39:49,574 --> 00:39:52,399 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, that lasted about 17 seconds. 1039 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:55,102 _ 1040 00:39:55,127 --> 00:39:58,180 _ 1041 00:39:58,205 --> 00:40:01,341 Milos. You could start calling first. 1042 00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:03,672 I like element of surprise. 1043 00:40:03,697 --> 00:40:07,172 Listen, I need to marry you... for tax purposes. 1044 00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:10,031 You knew when I give you hotel shares, 1045 00:40:10,056 --> 00:40:11,266 there would be strings attached. 1046 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,266 You know what? 1047 00:40:12,642 --> 00:40:15,292 You can have the hotel shares back. 1048 00:40:15,317 --> 00:40:20,031 Okay, I thought we could do things soft American way. 1049 00:40:20,056 --> 00:40:22,466 But I know all your secrets, Natalia. 1050 00:40:22,491 --> 00:40:25,766 Things that could send you to jail... 1051 00:40:26,774 --> 00:40:28,891 with your mommy. 1052 00:40:28,916 --> 00:40:31,766 In any case, we are not there. 1053 00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:35,223 Let me do this right. 1054 00:40:38,818 --> 00:40:41,103 Petra, 1055 00:40:41,128 --> 00:40:43,766 you will marry me. 1056 00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:46,165 JANE: Oh, it was beyond romantic. 1057 00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:49,626 It was the best kiss of my life, Ma. 1058 00:40:49,651 --> 00:40:51,651 And suddenly, it was so clear. 1059 00:40:51,938 --> 00:40:53,727 It's Michael. 1060 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:56,136 (sighs) 1061 00:40:57,811 --> 00:41:02,026 Oh, no! Oh! 1062 00:41:04,688 --> 00:41:07,727 (sighs) 1063 00:41:19,630 --> 00:41:23,349 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -