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Did you hear about old Bob Cromer?

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- What about him?
- Exhumed, mate.

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- What?
- Grave robbed.

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By who?!

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Nobody knows. Night hawks.

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Rumour has it he was buried
with some of his best finds.

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James I guinea, medieval
posy ring, that Viking torc.

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They came in the night and dug him up.

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Unbelievable.

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- The things some people'll
do for gold. - Yeah.

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Poor old Bob.

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Bet he never thought he'd end
up on that end of a detector.

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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me?

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♪ Climb through the briar and bramble

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♪ I'll be your treasure

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♪ I'm waiting for you

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♪ I'm waiting for you... ♪

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No...

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The idea of what is considered beautiful

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changes through time.

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Like...

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Well, back in the Tudor period,

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you might've been considered
really attractive.

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You know, scrawny, a bit
of beard and the hair.

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Stick a ruff around your neck,

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you could've been one of
Lizzie I's favourites.

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Right, and how far back in
time would you have to go

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before YOU were considered attractive?

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Oh, no, no, no, I...

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My time is right around the corner.

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Within the next couple of years, I reckon.

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I'm going to call it a
day and head into town.

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I said I'd drop by the library.

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Sophie's meeting Peter to
research that plane crash.

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I can't get into it.

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It's not old enough.

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If it hasn't been forgotten,
I'm not interested.

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- I'm on a different quest.
- Oh, yeah. What's that, then?

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Oh, I dunno.

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My heart has followed all my
days something I cannot name.

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Blimey.

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Yeah, I won't be able to rest
until I've danced the gold dance.

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You're not coming, then?

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- No, got plans.
- Oh, yeah, what you doin'?

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Um? Oh, er, I gotta pop into Screwfix.

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What you got?

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Boat.

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- What, a boat?
- Hmm?

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No, B-O-A-T -- Bit Off A Tractor.

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What, haven't you heard that one?

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Course I haven't. You just made it up.

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Oh, it's an old one, that is, like POACH.

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Go on.

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Part Of A Combine Harvester?

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Bullshit.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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- How are you?
- Good.

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Um, listen, thank you for
helping me out with this.

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It's all right.

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- I'm a sucker for a bit of research.
- You're a what?

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Doesn't matter.

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- Are any of the others coming down?
- I don't think so. - That's good. - Yeah?

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- Yeah, they were all so enthusiastic,
especially the main guy. - Terry.

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- I'm worried they'll be
disappointed. - How come?

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Well, even if we find the crash site,

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- I don't think there'll be
much left of the plane. - Oh.

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We're used to not finding very much
at the DMDC, that's what we do best.

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♪ I've got a lot of love inside

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♪ Is there love enough
now to get me through?

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♪ Yeah, I know now where I'm going to

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♪ Not to lose now, but to win

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♪ Tell me, how do I begin?

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♪ I've a dream

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♪ Silver dream machine... ♪

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Me?

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I'm in fruit and veg.

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I'm in fruit and vegetables.

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Did you know... 90% of onions are
consumed in their country of origin?

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Hmm.

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There's hardly any
international trade in onions.

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What, this old thing?

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Oh, thank you. Well,
I've had it for years.

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Do I drive?

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Well, you, er...

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You might have seen that yellow
car parked up outside? The, er...?

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Yes.

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TR7.

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Do you know about them?

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Well, I've, er, I've actually
done quite a lot of work on her.

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Re-sprayed her Aztec Yellow,

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whereas the original would've been...

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That's right.

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.. Mimosa Yellow.

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And you, er...?

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Do you have a car?

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Really?

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What, the one in, er...

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Back To The Future?

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I've given myself a year off.

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I was fed up with my
job, so I jacked it in

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and I'm travelling for a year.

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I wrote a list of things I
want to achieve in this year

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and one of those things was to
find my grandfather's resting place

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- and lay a wreath.
- That's really nice.

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I've been wanting to for a long time.

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This year is the year
for getting things done.

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So what else is on your list?
Don't say bungee jumping.

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- Catch a big fish.
- OK.

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Fall in love.

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- Wait, isn't that on everybody's
list all of the time? - Is it?

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I don't know. Wasn't
on mine for a long time.

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But I'm ready now.

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I'm going to make a concerted effort.

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Right, yeah, cos that's
usually how it happens(!)

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- Yeah? - Yeah, sure! I mean,
you decide to fall in love,

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you try really hard and
then you fall in love(!)

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- You're being sarcastic. - Yeah!
- Well done, very clever. - Thank you!

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So what qualities are you
looking for in your new love?

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- Sarcasm.
- Hmm!

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As discussed, the summer fair
is going to be Dickens-themed

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and I'd like all attending staff
in Victorian dress, if you would.

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Um, this costume hire
company has a nice range.

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Expensive, but worth it.

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As I'm sure you're all aware, last year,

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Oakfield Lane Primary School
raised? 5,000 at their annual fete

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and I'm determined we're
going to beat that.

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Um... could I ask you all

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not to double park outside
the front of the school?

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Mr Dale had to get to Asda
yesterday and he couldn't get out.

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Well, where are we supposed to go, then?!

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I'm having to park further and
further away and walk the rest.

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You only live a mile away, Janet.

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Exactly!

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It's hardly worth me driving in at all.

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We need to sort out
some more parking spaces.

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Hi.

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Hey, Lance.

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- It's Andy.
- Oh, yeah, Lance is the other guy.

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- Funny little guy. - Funny
little guy? - Yeah, you know.

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Hmm.

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- How's it going?
- Good, good.

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We found a newspaper article
and Sophie's gone to get coffee.

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- Oh, great. Can I see?
- Yeah.

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This is from the morning after
the crash, there's no photo

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and they just said it was near
Henbury -- nothing more specific.

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But it does say that the plane
came straight down nose-first

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and pretty much buried
itself in the ground.

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- And does it mention the crew?
- Um...

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No, I don't think so.

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Right, well, I found a
list of their names online.

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It doesn't say what happened
to them, but it does say

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that they're all accounted
for, which I don't understand.

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- Which was your grandfather?
- Let me see.

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Yeah, here -- Reinfrit Schneider.

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Forward gunner.

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Right.

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Here's Sophie.

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Andy! I thought you said you
might not be able to make it?

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Yeah, but I managed to.

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Great.

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Can I...?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So...

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Peter showed me the article.

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Yeah. I'm hopin' other papers might
have photographs of the crash site,

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- so we should carry on looking.
- Yeah.

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- It's quite a lot to go
through, actually. - Right.

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Shall we just crack on with that,
then, or did you want to...?

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Oh, no, yeah, I'll... I'll
let you crack on with that.

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I've got some shopping to do, so....

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- See you later.
- Yep, see ya.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers, Lance.

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It's Andy.

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Andy.

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The residents of Whitehall Lodge
are complaining that the parents

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are parking their cars in the
residents-only parking bays.

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We must make sure that the parents
know they're not allowed to do that.

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Similarly, parents are parking
on the yellow zigzag lines

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in front of the school and
we must make sure they know

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they can't do that, even if
they're just dropping off.

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Er, any other business?

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- Frances? - Are we allowed
to park on Meadow View Road?

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It's just it doesn't say
anywhere it's residents-only.

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But they're claiming the same
parking restrictions stretch around

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from Church Road, even though
there aren't any, um... signs.

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Well, if there aren't any signs,

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- it means there aren't any
parking restrictions! - Right.

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- So can I park there?
- No!

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Becky?

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Sorry, I have to go.

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Hey.

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I've just walked out of
a stupid staff meeting!

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Cos they're all a bunch of
small-minded idiots, who can only

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talk about how bloody difficult
it is to park their fucking cars!

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Bloody hell, you sound
furious. Are you all right?

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Hang on, hang on a second, Becks.

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It made me realise, Andy, I
really need to get out of here.

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I want to talk to you some
more about this VSO thing.

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'I think we should do it, the three of us.

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'You should hear Martin talking
about it -- it sounds wonderful.'

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'Andy?

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'Andy?'

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Sorry, I got distracted.
I'll see you at home.

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- Er, I'd better take this.
- Mm-hmm.

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Hello?

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All right, it's me. Where are you?

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Oh...

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I told you -- Screwfix.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot.

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Have they got a mariachi band playing?

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Oh, yeah, I know...

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They're having a Mexican afternoon.

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Er, no, I just...

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I forgot to ask whether
you're going to the club.

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All right.

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I'll see you there.

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Oh, can you get me some masonry nails?

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Galvanised.

219
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Yeah, OK. Mmm.

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I better go -- they're
bringing out the pinata.

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Adios.

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Hello?

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I'm in here.

224
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All right, sweary!

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Was I swearing a lot?

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Yeah, an unnecessary amount, I'd say.

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Oh, God! I was just about to break!

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I'd had all that I could take
of their petty parking problems

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and their fete, for goodness' sake!

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Are you rapping?

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No, I think it was just a fluke.

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Say something else.

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I want a change, Andy!

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I want to get out of that school

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and try something else, go somewhere else.

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- No, none of that really rhymed.
- I wasn't trying to rhyme.

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Oh, sorry, what were you saying?

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Doesn't matter.

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They can't fire you, can they, for
storming out of a staff meeting?

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I didn't storm, I just left.

241
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We'd really be up shit
creek if you lost your job.

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- I want to show you this.
- Don't hand in your notice just yet.

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Oh, you'll never guess what I saw.

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Looks like Lance has taken our
advice to try internet dating.

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I saw him holding hands with a girl,

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when he said he was going to the DIY shop.

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Yeah, nobody we know?

248
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- No, really young, much
younger than him. - How young?

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Twenties.

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They were in a cafe. He didn't see me.

251
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,450
And they were... holding hands?

252
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,450
Well, yeah, touching hands, flirting.

253
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,450
He was adamant he wasn't going to try it,

254
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,450
but I don't know how else
he could've met her so fast.

255
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,450
Why don't you just ask him?

256
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,170
Nah, he can tell me when he's ready.

257
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,450
What's that? What's that?

258
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,450
That's a denarius.

259
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,500
Can you say "silver
denarius of Marcus Aurelius"?

260
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,700
Nah.

261
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,450
Here it is. It seems it came
down so straight and so fast

262
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,450
that the hole sort of
filled itself in afterwards.

263
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,450
Always fill in your holes.

264
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,450
Bad taste, Russell.

265
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,450
It was so deep, they just left it.

266
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,450
It looks like it's never been disturbed.

267
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,450
And look -- this tower.

268
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,450
Yeah, that's St Giles.

269
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,450
I can see this tower from
where I park my camper.

270
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,450
Well, that's where we should start.

271
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,450
Can you tell where this
photo was taken from?

272
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,450
It's hard to tell.

273
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,450
Yeah, you can only see
the top of the church.

274
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,450
We should get down there and have a look.

275
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,450
Listen, Terry, um... if we find the site,

276
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:31,450
I'll need to apply for a licence
of Ministry of Defence to dig it.

277
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,450
I was wondering if the DMDC
could do that on my behalf?

278
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,450
It might look better coming from a club.

279
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,450
No problem at all, mate.

280
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,450
And here's an idea.

281
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,450
What if, when we locate the wreckage,

282
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,450
we have the annual rally on the site, eh?

283
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,450
Get everyone down, more the merrier,
barbecue -- make a day of it!

284
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,450
Can I keep some of the wreckage?
Well, I don't know about that, Hugh.

285
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,450
I'll bring a wheelbarrow.

286
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,450
Hang on a second, guys, this
is not what I had in mind, um...

287
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,450
I want to find the site, pay my respects,

288
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:03,300
- I don't necessarily want lots of people there.
- We'll cordon it off.

289
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,450
Hello?

290
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,900
Mr Mayor?

291
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,450
Er, could I have a word, Terry?

292
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,440
Certainly, Mr Mayor.

293
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,450
Well, this is an honour, sir.

294
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,450
How may I be of assistance?

295
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,450
Er...

296
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,450
After a bit of a favour, actually,
from you metal detectors.

297
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,450
Detectorists.

298
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,450
- Beg your pardon? - Doesn't
matter. - Ah. Um, damnedest thing --

299
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,450
I... seem to have mislaid my
ceremonial chain of office

300
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,450
and I thought maybe you
could find it for me.

301
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:41,450
Absolutely, no problem at all, sir.
I'll get a team on it straight away.

302
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,450
- Russell? - No, no, no, no
need to. Silly to involve him...

303
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,450
Russell runs our new
jewellery retrieval service.

304
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,450
- The mayor here has lost his
chain of office. - His what?

305
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,450
It's a ceremonial chain.
You know, it shouldn't be

306
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,450
too difficult to find -- big chunky thing.

307
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,450
- I'll get Hugh. - No, no,
no, no need to... - Hugh!

308
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,450
The mayor's lost his necklace.

309
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:05,450
Hugh runs the jewellery
retrieval service with Russell.

310
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,450
They've had a lot of success.

311
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,450
- Had quite a few stories in the local
paper, you may have seen them. - No.

312
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,450
- I have a scrapbook, if
you want to see it? - No.

313
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,450
- Oh.
- Thank you.

314
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,450
I don't want to make a big fuss.
Silly to involve too many people.

315
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,450
So where did you say you lost it?

316
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,450
Ah, somewhere in the long
grass, or in the bushes,

317
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,500
up near the car park by Barnfather Woods.

318
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,450
The car park near Barnfather Woods?

319
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,450
Yes, you know, the one up... up... there.

320
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,450
The place where all the
cars go after dark?

321
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,450
I have no idea what
happens there after dark.

322
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,450
I was, er, walking my dog and, er,
it got caught on a branch and, er,

323
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,450
pinged off into the undergrowth.

324
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,450
Right, well, we'd better
get up there, then.

325
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,450
- In the bushes, on the left-hand
side of the car park. - OK. - Yeah.

326
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,370
As soon as you can.

327
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,040
Um, if we do manage to find it...

328
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:01,450
- Yes? - All right to
call the local papers down?

329
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,450
- Take a photo?
- For the scrapbook.

330
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,450
No. No.

331
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,450
You see, because, um... Cos
that wouldn't do at all.

332
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:13,450
I... I was going to make an anonymous
donation to the club if you found it

333
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:17,450
and I don't like to boast
about my charity work,

334
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:23,450
so any publicity might prevent
me from making such... a donation.

335
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,450
Do you see?

336
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,450
Yes, I think so.

337
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,500
Fantastic.

338
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,100
There we are.

339
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,450
You ever thought about what kind
of dance you'd do if you found gold?

340
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,450
Oh, no. It's bad luck
to practise beforehand.

341
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,450
It has to be spontaneous.

342
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,450
Yep.

343
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,450
Yeah, I've... I've no idea
what'll come out on the day,

344
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,450
- but I imagine it'll be exuberant.
- Not too exuberant, though.

345
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,450
- Remember what happened
to Derek Hoof. - Oh, yeah.

346
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,450
- Dislocated a hip.
- It wasn't even gold in the end, was it?

347
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,100
- Milk bottle top.
- Embarrassing.

348
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,450
- Hi. - Mornin'. - Wotcha. - All right?

349
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,450
Ooh!

350
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,450
Ooh, so... this is it?

351
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,450
The famous metal detector?

352
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,450
It's the CTX, yeah.

353
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,450
She's one of the first in the country.

354
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,450
I've souped her up a bit.
Fitted her with a larger coil.

355
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,450
- I might give her another coat of
wax midway through the season. - Oh.

356
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,300
How does it work?

357
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,450
- What's the on button?
- Well, no, I don't really like to switch her on

358
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,450
so close to the car,
overhead power cables.

359
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,450
- It might overload...
- Look at me!

360
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,450
- I'm going to find some treasure.
- You won't find anything here!

361
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,450
You haven't got it on the right...
No! Hey! You haven't got it on...

362
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,450
It made some noise,
guys, I found something.

363
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,450
It's on the wrong setting. It'll be
a drinks can, so close to the road!

364
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,450
- It's just going to be modern litter.
- Give me a spade. This is great!

365
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,450
- Come on, you don't want to dig it up now.
- What's the reading?

366
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,500
35, is that good?

367
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,450
- No, it's iffy, you know, it
doesn't mean anything. - 35?

368
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,450
- Give me the spade.
- Well...

369
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,500
Well, dig it up, if you like,
but you're wasting your time.

370
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:42,500
- I tell you what, maybe we should...
- No way, man, this is my treasure.

371
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,450
Coke can.

372
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,450
- Told you, didn't I?
- Yeah, you did.

373
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,450
- I said it was a drinks can, didn't I?
- Unbelievable.

374
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,450
And you didn't listen.

375
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,450
- Unbelievable.
- Ridiculous.

376
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,450
- It's always the virgins.
- Yeah. - It's always the same.

377
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,450
Ones who go out on a first
time think they know best.

378
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,450
- Would he listen?
- What was it? A drinks can!

379
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,450
- It was only ever
going to be junk. - Ha!

380
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,450
Is it true what Sophie's told me --

381
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,450
- that Terry got blown up by a
bomb last year? - Afraid so.

382
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,450
- Threw him 40 foot in the air, he reckons.
- I'd have never believed

383
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,450
the world of metal detecting
was so full of danger and peril.

384
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,450
- Believe it, baby. - Extreme
sport. - Fast and furious.

385
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:30,450
Speaking of which, hold on to
your hats, ladies and gents,

386
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,300
there's a Saxon round tower and church.

387
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,700
Boom.

388
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:42,450
Not much to go on.

389
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,450
We can walk in a big circle around
it and look out for features.

390
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,450
Yeah, all right.

391
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,450
Call if you find anything.

392
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,450
Oh... OK.

393
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:56,450
Well, this is our permission anyway,
so wanna do a couple of hours?

394
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,100
- Go on, then.
- See you in a bit.

395
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,450
I thought you were going to pass out

396
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,900
when he grabbed your detector.

397
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,450
Well, do you have a strum
on Bob Dylan's guitar

398
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,450
- without asking him?
- No.

399
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,450
No!

400
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,450
A man's detector's like his...

401
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,500
- His what? - Woman. - Woman?!

402
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,450
You know what I mean.

403
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,500
- You don't touch another man's detector.
- Or his woman.

404
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,900
Exactly.

405
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:39,450
Did you see the look on his face?

406
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,450
I thought he was going to cry.

407
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,450
- You shouldn't have taken his detector.
- I couldn't help it.

408
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,450
You don't mess with
Lance's metal detectors.

409
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,450
He's got more than one?

410
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,450
Legend has it, he has a false
bookcase that pulls back

411
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,450
to reveal a secret cabinet full of them.

412
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,450
- Yeah?
- That's what they say.

413
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,450
So weird! Why do you hang out with them?

414
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,450
- They're not weird.
- Yeah, they are! They're freaks!

415
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,450
You're relatively normal compared to them.

416
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,970
I like them. They're my friends.

417
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,500
I'm not too keen on Terry's idea of
holding the rally at the crash site.

418
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,450
It's supposed to be a special moment.

419
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:35,450
Oh, he means well. It's just, once
he's got an idea in his head...

420
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,450
Could you... speak with him,
try to make him change his mind?

421
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,450
I can try.

422
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,840
Thanks.

423
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,240
I didn't mean to insult your friends.

424
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,450
You're forgiven.

425
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,450
They ARE weird.

426
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,570
That's why I like them.

427
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,500
Oh... God!

428
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,100
Who are they?

429
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,450
They look like...

430
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,500
Simon and Garfunkel.

431
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,450
Opal Fruits.

432
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,450
Yeah.

433
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,450
TOFFOs?

434
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,500
TOFFOs, good one.

435
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:25,450
- Spangles?
- Lazy!

436
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Yeah, sorry.

437
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,450
So, Becky said she saw
you with someone, in town.

438
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,500
- Oh, yeah? Who?
- I dunno, a woman.

439
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,450
Hmm.

440
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,450
When?

441
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,770
Tuesday, I think, afternoon.

442
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,450
I dunno, er...

443
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,450
Maybe it's the old lady from downstairs.

444
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,450
No, I think it was someone younger.

445
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,450
Well, Mrs Morris looks young for her age.

446
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,450
- Well, how old is she?
- 93.

447
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,770
Definitely someone younger.

448
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,450
Message from Sophie.

449
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,450
"S&G alert -- heading your way."

450
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,500
What's an S&G alert?

451
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,040
Hello there!

452
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,500
Old friends.

453
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,840
Indeed.

454
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:24,450
Been a long time, hasn't it?

455
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,450
It has.

456
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,450
A lot of water under the bridge.

457
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,450
- Troubled water.
- Pardon?

458
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:33,500
Troubled water, that the bridge is over.

459
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,450
We just bumped into
Sophie and her boyfriend.

460
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,450
- I don't think they're a couple.
- Ooh, did I touch a nerve?

461
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,450
No.

462
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,450
They told us about the plane crash.

463
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,450
- They told you?
- He did, yeah.

464
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:53,450
Plane crash, grandad.
Mmm, very moving story.

465
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,450
- What you getting at?
- But is that the real reason, hmm?

466
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,450
Or is there something else?

467
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,450
Something you're hoping you might find?

468
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,170
- The first one. - Really? - Really.

469
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,450
You don't need metal
detectors to lay a wreath.

470
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,450
Oh, wise words.

471
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,450
Mm-hm!

472
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,450
We wanted to see you,
actually, to thank you.

473
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:18,450
- We have formed a brand-new
club. - Is that so? - Yes.

474
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,450
You did us a big favour when you absorbed

475
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,450
some of our less-committed
members, allowed us to streamline.

476
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,450
We are now a highly efficient unit

477
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,450
comprising a dozen or
so elite detectorists.

478
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,450
- What you called?
- The Dirt Sharks.

479
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,450
- Ew! Really?
- Yuck!

480
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,450
And what's wrong with the Dirt Sharks?

481
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,450
Sounds a bit, you know...

482
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,450
Aggressive.

483
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,450
Invasive.

484
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,450
I don't think so.

485
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,450
- Predatory.
- Predatory, yes.

486
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,450
Sharks are highly efficient hunters.

487
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:52,450
And you, with your metal
detectors, are like sharks swimming,

488
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,450
not through water, but through dirt,

489
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,500
and hunting for metal instead of food?

490
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,170
Yeah, exactly.

491
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,450
- Oh, yeah, that's good, that is.
- Yeah, it works.

492
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,450
- It's good. - Well done. - Yeah.

493
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,450
So what, are you, er, looking
to share our permissions,

494
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,450
cos, um, you got two hopes of that --

495
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,450
Bob and no.

496
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,450
It's amazing!

497
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,450
Why is it I understand so
very little of what you say?

498
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,450
Cos you're as thick as two short plonks.

499
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,770
- Planks.
- You're welcome.

500
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,170
Come on, Paul.

501
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,770
Don't.

502
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,450
What a mallet!

503
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,500
Why are they here? What
do they think they know?

504
00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:38,450
Phone Sophie.

505
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,450
Make sure Peter knows not
to say anything else.

506
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,450
Tell him to keep schtum.

507
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,500
The sound of silence.