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Uh-oh! Check out the new 
sweater my grandma got me.

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Oh, your grandma must hate you.

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It's like the only thing you ask yourself 
when you pick out a shirt is,

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It's like the only thing you ask yourself 
when you put on a shirt is,

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does it have a neck hole?

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Babe, we should get going. The new Bond 
movie starts in like 20 minutes. Ready?

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Uh, one sec.

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Oh, but now, wait a minute.

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And...

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Ready!

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Justin...

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Uh, what the hell was all that?

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Uhhh, maybe it's sign language
for "stop staring at me, dork!"

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Hahaha, Danny. No.

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The correct sign language for "stop 
staring  at me dork," is like this...

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And I know that because
most of junior high was

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I was bullied by a deaf kid.

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Coincidentally this means

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"here's my lunch money, so could
you stop beating me up, please."

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Look, Mike signaled me because

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he wanted me to tell you big news.

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He's going to propose to Leslie.

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- No!
- What?!

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- Bursk, are you okay? 
- Uh yeah...

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I'm dating Karli now, so that's fine.

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I'm just going to step 
outside for some fresh air.

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Nooooo!

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I love her so much. 
Leslie, that's my Leslie!

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- So why did Mike want...
- Leslie!

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Why did Mike want us to know?

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You know, we're the most 
important people in Les's life.

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He wants us to be
involved in the proposal.

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Awww! Pass.

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Danny, Mike is asking you to help with your
sister's proposal. Why wouldn't you?

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Yeah, no, no, no, I definitely 
understand how words work.

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Um, listen, it's not a good idea. 
Leslie hates when I get involved

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in her relationships. Okay?
She's always has.

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She still blames me for 
ruining her senior prom.

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She used to date, the star quarterback

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Joey Football. That's his name. 
Anyway, the day before the prom,

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I made a bet Joey to him about how 
he couldn't jump from our roof on our house

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over to a branch hanging 
over near our garage.

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Yeah, I won the bet.

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- Where is Joey Football now?
- Well, Uhhh...

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He couldn't do his scholarship because 
he... you know like, because of his injury.

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But you know, he stayed around and 
bought a house here. And uh,

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got a new job. Now everybody 
calls him Joey Olive Garden.

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So Danny doesn't think he's going to 
help with his sister's proposal, okay?

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Let's see if you change your mind.

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You see when Leslie and
Mike went on their first

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date, they thought they
were going to a play.

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Turns out it was a puppet show.

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So for the proposal, Mike had all
these made up for us.

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Boom!

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- Whoa! 
- No friggin' way.

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Oh my, this is so cool! A Candace puppet!

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You're beautiful today. 
Oh, she's embarrassed.

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Hey, do you want to get high later?

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Oh, we're gonna be best friends!

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You sure this one's mine?
I don't think he's gay.

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Oh, yeah, I definitely would as well.

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- Hey, did you make a puppet for me?
- Uh, uh, whoa, whoa, no, no no.

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Oh, I don't know, Danny. Are you 
going to help with Leslie's proposal?

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Oh, awesome!

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You know, if these two puppets ever had

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a sitcom together and it got canceled...

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This one would be fine because 
he's fresh on the scene. But,

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This one would be fine cause 
he's kinda fresh on the scene. But,

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this one's career would be over because 
he would have two failed sitcoms.

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At least he wouldn't live in 
a dirty apartment in the Valley.

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He's so handsome man...

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We really are just like twins, right. 
Hey dude, you wanna party?

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Let's do it. Bye guys.

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_

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Ok, ok. Guys, Danny and
Leslie are on their way.

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Calm down, focus! Mike, Come on. My single.
Signal, not single. I'm so nervous.

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I can do a lame bird-call like, caw-caw!

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Or... I can razzle dazzle it, sing 
a nice beautiful note in your name.

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- ♪ Mike ♪
- Definitely the bird-call.

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I don't know if you like you, that much.

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I don't know if I like you yet, Mike.

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*** baby!

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You got it baby!

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I haven't seen him this excited since NBC 
announced they're doing the live musical

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version of "The Wiz"

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You know, they still haven't 
cast the cowardly lion?

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All black cast, someone with live TV
experience, I wonder who they could get?

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[Mouths "Call me"]

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Hey! Hey! Hey! They're coming! Stations!

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Let's go.

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Oh, Les, I've got to tell you, 
out of all the guys you've ever dated,

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Mike is definitely my favorite.

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Oh yeah! He's great. He's funny, 
kind, crazy about me...

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I just wish I felt the same way about him.

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I really don't have much experience with 
middle aged women.

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Is that something you say...

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Right before you're about to say he's
definitely going to be my life partner?

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What? No, Danny, it's casual.
I hardly ever bring him around here.

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He doesn't have me hang
out with his friends much.

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I think we're on the same page.

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Or totally different pages on...

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completely different books, 
but yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I just know in my heart that, 
uh, Mike is not the one.

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Anyway uh I'm starving. Let's go 
get some pizza. Come on.

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Uh no! What?

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Why are you guys all hiding behind the bar?

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Because, we were being naughty 
and playing spin the bottle.

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Oh look, I got Shelly. Mmm.

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Why is your penis out?

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Hey, hey, uh, uh, uh... Hahaha

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What are you thinking? You can't go. 
Remember the plumber is coming?

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- The ring? The toilet. 
- Oh, yeah, well I uh,

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-With the ring? To fix the toilet. 
- Oh, yeah, well I uh,

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Maybe the toilet doesn't 
want to get fixed, you know?

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Are you sure about that? Are you 
really sure? Like to be sure...

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Every toilets dream of one day get fixed.

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Uh, I spoke to the toilet.

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A toilet spoke to you?

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Huh, yeah, it sounds silly but it was one 
of those fancy cool futuristic Japanese

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toilets that speaks to you so...
Yeah, it was like...

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[Speaking Japanese gibberish]

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No do marriage, no proposal.
Don't do the proposal.

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Oh god, Candace, rescue me.

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Oh, yes, oh my gosh. We could 
take blueberries and

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Oh, yes, oh my gosh. We could 
pick blueberries and

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make a pie and make it together and eat the

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whole thing and tell each other secrets.

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***

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Detroit..

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Hey guys, did Leslie show up yet? Do I
have time to go to the bathroom?

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Hey, oh gosh, um, I don't know how 
to say this. Mike, the toilet's gone.

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He was going to propose?!

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Yes. And as the mastermind behind
said proposal, you should know it was

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romantic, it was sexy, and it had puppets.

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Ok. Well there's nothing 
sexy about puppets.

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That's actually not true
because last night,

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Shelly and his puppet
had a threesome.

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Puppet Shelly wasn't the only
one with a hand up his butt.

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Whatever, okay? It doesn't matter, 
because I bit the bullet anyway

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As soon as you left, I told Mike 
don't bother proposing to you

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because you weren't going 
to say yes anyway.

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Best brother award. Arms 
out for a thank you hug

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Why would you do that? Candace, 
you've got my back, right?

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Yeah. I'd love to have your back.

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I just don't know what you're mad about.

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It doesn't matter. We talked about this. 
Girls have to be there for each other.

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Oh yes, sisters before misters. 
Danny, don't be a bitch.

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I should have been the one 
who talked to Mike, not you.

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Look, there are huge moments 
in everyone's life we all have to

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go through, whether it's getting your heart
broken or breaking someone else's heart.

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Those are moments that 
shape us as a person.

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Oh okay, now I get it.

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Yeah. You go, girl.

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You wanna know what I think? I think...

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You asked 
"do you want to know what I think"?

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And nobody said yes. 
So why ask, you know? Yeah.

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Anyway, sorry to interrupt.
Leslie, you were

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in the middle of saying
something completely insane?

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Insane? You took away a proposal!

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What if I took one of 
your big life moments.

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What if I took away your first kiss?

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Actually now that you say that, 
I would actually love it because

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my first kiss I was a little bit drunk and 
she was my a little bit my cousin.

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You know Amy, right? It was Amy.
So anyway...

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It doesn't matter, because I took one 
little moment from your life.

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But life is full of moments. Ok?
There was just another moment.

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There's another moment there.
There's another one there.

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There was there another moment,
another moment...

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That was a longer moment.

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So it's like what point are you
trying to make? You know?

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Is everything a joke to you?

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I have asked you...

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Leslie, that was pretty 
good. That was good.

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I'll give you that.

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I've asked you a thousand times 
to stay out of my relationships.

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Why would you get involved now?

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Get outta here!

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Just as wet as my cousin Amy was.

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- Hey, that's not a brag. 
- Whatever, dude.

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When you've got it, you've got it.

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You know what I mean? 
Listen to me, dude.

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Dude, I'm actually, you know what? 
Jokes aside, I'm pretty mad.

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But, I can't think of who I'm 
actually mad at, because...

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The person I can't think of definitely
talked me in, to getting involved.

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Who was it? Who was it? God,
the person's name is just

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on the tip of my... tongue. <blip!>

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What? You want to have 
a tongue fight, Danny?

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Hey, hey, hey! Enough! Enough!

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I've been working out.

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I'm not gonna sit here and watch two 
grown men lick each other out of spite.

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I'm not gonna go through that again.

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It's silly! I'm done with the silly fights.

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We've got to fix this. We need to fix
this for Leslie. As a team - together!

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You know what? I don't want to 
be your teammate. So screw it.

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I don't believe you. 
Do you want to know why?

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Because you trust me and I trust you. 
I trust you so much,

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- I'm doing a trust fall!
- Oh, I've got to videotape this!

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Listen, listen, I want you 
to 100% know that

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I'm definitely not going
to catch you. Okay?

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I don't hear negativity. 
All I hear is friendship.

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Okay, you're definitely gonna fall, so...

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My heart says I'm not.

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Ok, well this is gonna hurt much more 
than when your Netflix special comes out

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and nobody watches it.

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I won't lie to you. That will hurt when 
it comes out on December 1.

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But I'm not gonna feel pain because
I'm gonna fall into your arms.

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This is for friendship! Ah. Oh!

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This is for Instagram.

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So if Mike made puppets for everyone,
where is the Leslie puppet?

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Unfortunately for her, 
she's with puppet Burski.

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Oh!

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You are a Jewish Wolverine.

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I hope puppet Burski 
uses puppet protection.

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Hi, kids. We're having a 
lot of laughs out there.

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But please remember puppet
pregnancy isn't a joke.

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Hm! Be safe.

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Oh, no. Gimme that!

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Ah, hey, Les, can we talk to you?

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- What do you want?
- Listen, I feel really bad about what

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I did, so we fixed it, all right?
We teamed up and fixed it.

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I felt really bad, we definitely 
shouldn't have taken your

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moment. So we talked to Mike.

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- Oh my God, tell me this isn't happening. 
- Pinch yourself, because it is.

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Yep. All I did was tell Mike the truth.

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I said it was wrong of me to get in 
your way and decide whether

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- or not you should propose to Leslie.
- Tell her what you ended with.

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You're going to love this. 
It gave me chills.

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So I said hey, Mike, you know

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much it was very natural. No,
no, no. It was very natural.

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He was there. I was like hey, Mike, you 
know? But like he was sitting right there.

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- I was like I'm leaving.
- I'm like hey, Mike, you know?

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- I was like but I looked at his face. 
- Hold on one second.

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I was like hey, Mike. 
And I said "follow your heart."

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Ooh, somebody get my a sweater.
I've got chills.

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Bam!

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Yeah. I will parachute down!

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Oh, wait. My parachute is not working!
[Barking]

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- He's a little boy. 
- That's good.

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So wait a minute,

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you're telling me that you told Mike

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not to propose and it crushed him.

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- Yes. 
- That's what he did.

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Then you convinced him to propose again.

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- Right! 
- You got it, girlfriend.

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Because he thinks I'm gonna say yes.

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Bingo!

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Even though you both know I'm gonna say no.

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- Enjoy your moment. 
- Mission accomplished.

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This is the guy we all like, and you both 
set him up to come in here,

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and get hurt in front of everybody.

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Well, when you say it like that, 
it sounds like a horrible thing.

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Yeah. You said you wanted to be the one
to talk to Mike when he proposed to you.

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Yep, the first time. I didn't say trick 
him so he could come in and do it again!

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Oh, well, you gotta be clear.

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Hey, guys, look, it's Mike. He
just came into the bar. Hi, Mike.

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Oh, Candace is nervous and doing that
thing when she says everything she sees.

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Oh, Candace is nervous and doing that
thing where she says everything she sees.

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He's getting down on one knee and looks
really nice and has a box in his hand.

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Oh my gosh. Danger, danger, he found me. 
I'm right over here and he's looking at me.

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Mike, I'm so sorry about 
what's happening to you.

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Mike, I'm so sorry about 
what about to happen to you.

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I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

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Mike, I really wish I could say yes.

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You're an amazing man,

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but it wouldn't be fair. 
You deserve someone who is all in.

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We both do. I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry, too. But I get it. 
Goodbye Leslie.

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Hey, Les, I'm sorry you and 
Mike didn't work out.

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I thought you'd be happy that we broke up.

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No, it's not about that, and I'm sorry.

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I'm just gonna go get 
some fresh air real quick.

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Whoo! Suck it, Mike! Whoo!

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Hey, Les, I'm sorry you had to crush Mike.

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Can I ask? Why would you want 
moments like that in your life?

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Yeah, that sucks. But you know 
what I was just thinking?

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I'm finally at a place in my life where 
a great guy can propose to me and

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I don't feel like I have
to say yes because I'm

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worried that Mr. Right
will never come along.

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I mean that's pretty great right?

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- Yes.
- Yeah.

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Do you know what my favorite 
moment was though?

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Mine was when Justin fell.

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Well, mine was about you.

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Even though you did the wrong 
thing at every turn,

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I know you were just 
looking out for me and

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wanting me to be happy. 
You're a good brother.

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Wow, see an amazing moment like
that with your sister makes

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me wonder think you should thank
somebody who was involved.

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Don't you think? I think that person
might be right in front of you.

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Do you know what? I was gonna 
thank you. Now I'm not. I can't.

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- You ruined. it. 
- I know somebody who can.

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Oh!

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Hey, Justin, thanks.

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- Please don't cry. 
- Oh, I'm not gonna cry.

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Puppet Justin will.

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Danny, you're my best friend.

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I know what we need here.

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- Puppet group hug. 
- Yay!

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