1 00:00:00,024 --> 00:00:02,642 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Welcome back. Ready to hit this baby one more time? 2 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:04,945 Jane, you'll recall, was accidentally inseminated, 3 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:06,338 and the doctor responsible... well, 4 00:00:06,338 --> 00:00:08,273 that would be Rafael's sister, Luisa. 5 00:00:08,273 --> 00:00:10,575 Even crazier... Jane had the baby. 6 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:12,444 But now she's caught in a big ol' love triangle. 7 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:14,936 On the one hand... Rafael, her son's father. 8 00:00:14,961 --> 00:00:17,482 On the other hand... Michael, her ex-fiancé 9 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:19,684 And last night, well, this happened. 10 00:00:19,684 --> 00:00:22,053 Oh, and remember Raf's ex-wife Petra? 11 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:23,951 Well, she stole Rafael's last sperm sample 12 00:00:23,976 --> 00:00:25,310 and inseminated herself, 13 00:00:25,335 --> 00:00:27,204 and now, she was kind of in a pickle. 14 00:00:27,229 --> 00:00:28,699 See, she's in debt to Milos. 15 00:00:29,047 --> 00:00:31,216 I have this abusive ex-boyfriend. 16 00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:32,476 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And he has come to collect. 17 00:00:32,501 --> 00:00:33,568 You will marry me. 18 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:34,325 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know! 19 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:35,831 Straight out of a telenovela, right? 20 00:00:35,856 --> 00:00:37,600 So, let's get started. 21 00:00:37,775 --> 00:00:40,378 There are days we will always remember. 22 00:00:40,403 --> 00:00:42,688 For me, that day was... 23 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:44,374 Not relevant. Sorry. 24 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:46,367 This is not about me. 25 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:49,571 There are days the Villanueva women will always remember. 26 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,473 June 12 was one. 27 00:00:51,473 --> 00:00:54,108 But first, allow me to set the scene. 28 00:00:54,108 --> 00:00:57,699 Here we have Jane, just 14 months old. 29 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,426 TEEN XIOMARA: Mommy! (knocking) 30 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,699 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And Xiomara, freshly 18. 31 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:04,682 Ma, want to go eat at La Rosa tonight, maybe? 32 00:01:04,707 --> 00:01:07,307 Come on, Ma, I know you can hear me. 33 00:01:07,332 --> 00:01:09,018 _ 34 00:01:10,349 --> 00:01:12,652 (sighs) 35 00:01:13,598 --> 00:01:15,927 (tones sounding) 36 00:01:16,329 --> 00:01:18,064 It's me. 37 00:01:18,089 --> 00:01:21,089 So, turns out I can go to the mall tonight after all. 38 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,383 (gasps) Crap! I got to go. 39 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:25,626 Jane, what are you doing?! 40 00:01:25,651 --> 00:01:28,289 - (jabbers) - _ 41 00:01:28,314 --> 00:01:30,677 (sighs) 42 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:35,469 No, no, Janie! Ugh, this is the last thing I need today. 43 00:01:35,494 --> 00:01:37,625 If your Abuela sees... 44 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:40,478 (whimpers) 45 00:01:40,948 --> 00:01:43,951 It's okay, sweetie. We just need to clean this up. 46 00:01:44,109 --> 00:01:47,612 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But alas, the day had left its mark. 47 00:01:47,637 --> 00:01:50,569 - _ - The important ones do. 48 00:02:00,257 --> 00:02:02,592 It was a moment of revelation for Jane. 49 00:02:02,617 --> 00:02:05,454 She finally saw the writing on the wall. 50 00:02:05,479 --> 00:02:08,741 _ 51 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:14,327 Oh, my. Looks like someone's got 52 00:02:14,352 --> 00:02:16,085 a little skip in his step today. 53 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,429 XIOMARA: Wow! Michael? 54 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:19,089 Yes, Michael! 55 00:02:19,323 --> 00:02:21,434 So, did you tell him? 56 00:02:21,459 --> 00:02:23,450 No, not yet. 57 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:26,645 I have to tell Rafael first. 58 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:28,753 I don't even know how to say it. 59 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:30,955 - Jane is picking Michael. - How do you know? 60 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:33,746 I overheard it last night on the baby monitor. 61 00:02:33,771 --> 00:02:36,587 Apparently, they shared "an epic kiss." Her words, not mine. 62 00:02:36,612 --> 00:02:38,163 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It was pretty epic. 63 00:02:38,188 --> 00:02:40,777 - Does Jane know you heard? - No, I unplugged the monitor. I didn't want to talk about it. 64 00:02:40,802 --> 00:02:42,893 Good instinct. That's what I would have done. 65 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:45,054 Okay, now, listen. You can still save this. 66 00:02:45,079 --> 00:02:47,126 Just don't let her break up with you. 67 00:02:47,151 --> 00:02:49,974 What does she even see in that punk? 68 00:02:53,638 --> 00:02:54,973 (woman yells, cheering) 69 00:02:54,998 --> 00:02:56,533 XIOMARA: He's gonna flip out. 70 00:02:56,558 --> 00:02:57,770 Michael? 71 00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,028 Yeah, he's gonna be pretty stoked. 72 00:03:00,053 --> 00:03:02,172 - Rafael. - I know. 73 00:03:02,196 --> 00:03:04,098 It's awful. 74 00:03:04,123 --> 00:03:06,425 And that's why I just need to tell him first 75 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:08,736 in the... best way possible. 76 00:03:08,761 --> 00:03:10,935 - You got to play the cancer card. - What?! 77 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,815 Just say that you're having a relapse. I'm serious. 78 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:15,198 Just to buy you time to win her back. 79 00:03:15,223 --> 00:03:17,507 Raf, this is your family. 80 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:20,335 You think I don't know that? 81 00:03:21,114 --> 00:03:24,242 She's throwing everything away. 82 00:03:24,451 --> 00:03:26,224 And what about Mateo? 83 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,634 Mateo's involved, so, I need to do everything I can 84 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:30,594 to make sure we all get along. 85 00:03:30,664 --> 00:03:33,233 'Cause we're gonna be in each other's lives forever. 86 00:03:33,258 --> 00:03:35,883 Okay, you just said "forever." 87 00:03:36,196 --> 00:03:38,532 I did, didn't I? 88 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:41,574 That's what I want... 89 00:03:41,599 --> 00:03:44,959 with Michael... forever. 90 00:03:45,281 --> 00:03:47,586 I just wish it wasn't gonna hurt Rafael. 91 00:03:47,611 --> 00:03:49,305 (laughing): Oh, my God. I literally 92 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,487 don't know whether I should laugh or cry right now. 93 00:03:51,511 --> 00:03:55,081 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. Talk about feeling all the feels. 94 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:58,052 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 95 00:03:58,077 --> 00:04:00,411 I told you it was a big day. 96 00:04:02,178 --> 00:04:03,611 Yeah. 97 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,897 Mom, go put a sweater over that blouse. 98 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:09,207 Abuela, I'm leaving! 99 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:11,208 I'll see you at the lawyer's later. 100 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:13,030 - Love you. Bye. Mwah. - Mwah. 101 00:04:13,055 --> 00:04:13,617 _ 102 00:04:13,642 --> 00:04:15,047 _ 103 00:04:15,072 --> 00:04:17,333 _ 104 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,042 _ 105 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:20,508 _ 106 00:04:20,533 --> 00:04:24,920 _ 107 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:26,360 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait for it. 108 00:04:26,385 --> 00:04:27,647 _ 109 00:04:27,672 --> 00:04:29,926 You'll recall Alba had recently decided 110 00:04:29,951 --> 00:04:31,322 to pursue her Green Card. 111 00:04:31,347 --> 00:04:32,977 Yes, but you do know that this meeting is 112 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:34,837 for filing Mom's sponsorship papers, right? 113 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:36,424 You're not becoming a citizen today, Abuela. 114 00:04:36,449 --> 00:04:37,732 _ 115 00:04:37,757 --> 00:04:41,215 _ 116 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,460 - You look great. - I agree. 117 00:04:43,485 --> 00:04:45,523 Not looking so great? 118 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,073 There she is, 119 00:04:48,098 --> 00:04:50,482 my beautiful bride. 120 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:53,762 You know what? I should fill in some gaps. 121 00:04:53,787 --> 00:04:56,400 Last night, Petra tried everything she could think of 122 00:04:56,425 --> 00:04:59,712 - to get out of marrying Milos. - But I don't love you. 123 00:04:59,737 --> 00:05:02,740 Right now. No one knows future. 124 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:05,132 - _ - I am pregnant. 125 00:05:05,157 --> 00:05:06,971 With Rafael's baby. 126 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,043 I will raise bastard as my own. 127 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,534 _ 128 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:22,610 Fine. One year... 129 00:05:22,635 --> 00:05:24,388 with the understanding that this is just 130 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:27,010 about you needing a tax shelter and does not in any way 131 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,804 indicate that I have feelings for you. 132 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,556 - At moment. - At all. And no sex. 133 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,192 - Unless you change your mind. - I won't. 134 00:05:33,217 --> 00:05:33,772 You might. 135 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:35,175 - Milos! - Fine, fine. 136 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,238 No sex, you little Minx! 137 00:05:37,263 --> 00:05:40,409 But you must make marriage seem real. 138 00:05:40,434 --> 00:05:41,714 I'm sure you have seen 139 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:44,104 the film "Green Card" with Gérard Depardieu? 140 00:05:44,129 --> 00:05:46,555 That cannot happen to me. 141 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:51,572 - I made an appointment with City Hall. - No need. 142 00:05:51,597 --> 00:05:53,384 I want to get married in my own hotel, 143 00:05:53,409 --> 00:05:55,087 so I have booked Marbella ballroom. 144 00:05:55,112 --> 00:05:56,946 Milos, we agreed to a small wedding. 145 00:05:56,971 --> 00:05:59,640 And see? I have started wedding preparations 146 00:05:59,665 --> 00:06:02,299 already, like a good, modern husband. 147 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:05,479 Now, come, help me pick band. 148 00:06:05,504 --> 00:06:08,556 - We don't need a band. - Then who will open for the main act? 149 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:09,572 Who's the main act? 150 00:06:09,597 --> 00:06:11,964 ♪ Oh, baby, baby. ♪ 151 00:06:12,782 --> 00:06:14,432 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 152 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,926 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 153 00:06:16,951 --> 00:06:21,056 You don't know who this is, but it's a really big deal, Mateo. 154 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,452 - Hi. What's your name? - Jane. 155 00:06:25,477 --> 00:06:27,397 Jane, I think there's something about you. 156 00:06:27,422 --> 00:06:29,116 I can tell you have rhythm. Would you like to dance? 157 00:06:29,141 --> 00:06:29,827 Yeah. 158 00:06:29,852 --> 00:06:31,220 - Come on! - Okay. 159 00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:35,240 ♪ Oh, the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride ♪ 160 00:06:36,149 --> 00:06:39,040 ♪ You're toxic, I'm slippin' under ♪ 161 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,968 ♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪ 162 00:06:41,993 --> 00:06:43,670 ♪ I'm addicted to you ♪ 163 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,429 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 164 00:06:46,454 --> 00:06:48,743 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You guessed it. That did not happen. 165 00:06:48,768 --> 00:06:50,165 Here's what happened. 166 00:06:50,189 --> 00:06:52,399 - (rhythmic marching) - (Jane gasps) 167 00:06:52,424 --> 00:06:55,226 Ah. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 168 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:58,039 Oh, my God. 169 00:06:58,936 --> 00:07:01,138 (elevator bell dings) Ah! 170 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:02,709 (Xiomara shrieks and giggles) 171 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:05,624 Oh, my God, Jane saw Britney Spears 172 00:07:05,649 --> 00:07:07,804 checking in at the Marbella! 173 00:07:08,215 --> 00:07:09,740 Excuse me? 174 00:07:09,765 --> 00:07:10,893 She just texted. 175 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:12,552 I think this is her elbow. 176 00:07:13,346 --> 00:07:15,380 And Britney was checking in? 177 00:07:15,405 --> 00:07:17,874 - Uh-huh. - Good. 178 00:07:18,094 --> 00:07:21,429 Then she will finally have to face me. 179 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:23,164 Britney Spears? 180 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:25,960 We happen to be in a little bit of a feud. 181 00:07:25,985 --> 00:07:29,127 A big feud, actually! I don't know why I'm downplaying it. 182 00:07:29,152 --> 00:07:31,558 I'm done protecting Britney Spears! 183 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:33,419 Wait. 184 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:36,035 You're not joking. 185 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:38,093 Of course I am not. 186 00:07:38,118 --> 00:07:40,797 Okay, then-then why haven't you talked about it before? 187 00:07:40,822 --> 00:07:44,135 I mean, lord knows you drop Gloria Estefan's name enough. 188 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,863 I don't drop her name. 189 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:49,724 I mention people like Gloria Estefan, 190 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:51,765 Alejandro Fernández and Oprah Winfrey 191 00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:55,468 because they happen to be... dear friends of mine. 192 00:07:55,493 --> 00:07:57,277 Then how'd you and Britney meet? 193 00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:58,347 It was years ago. 194 00:07:58,373 --> 00:08:01,243 I went to an awards show wearing a look Britney liked. 195 00:08:05,584 --> 00:08:07,552 She expressed her admiration for the outfit, 196 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:09,258 and I generously went home to change, 197 00:08:09,283 --> 00:08:11,886 allowing her to debut it in a video! 198 00:08:11,911 --> 00:08:13,155 She was touched. 199 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,502 We became dear friends. 200 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:17,522 - Friends like... ? - Like regular friends! 201 00:08:17,547 --> 00:08:19,707 We'd swap concealer tips, career advice. 202 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:22,147 When she kissed Madonna at the MTV Video Music Awards? 203 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:23,473 That was my idea! 204 00:08:23,498 --> 00:08:25,443 I pitched it to Enrique Iglesias, 205 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:28,404 but he wasn't feeling well and didn't want to get me sick. 206 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:32,567 The point is... we were close. 207 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,359 Until she betrayed me. 208 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,406 But now, Britney's here. 209 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:41,652 And she can no longer avoid me. 210 00:08:41,677 --> 00:08:43,005 RAFAEL: I'm serious. 211 00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:45,761 She's here. Events got a call about this huge, last-minute 212 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,609 wedding in the ballroom, and she is performing. 213 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:49,109 I don't know who these people are... 214 00:08:49,134 --> 00:08:52,504 Actually... the wedding is mine. 215 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:55,024 - I accepted a proposal from Milos. - Wait. Wait. What?! 216 00:08:55,049 --> 00:08:56,699 You're marrying Milos? 217 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,293 Sorry, I overheard. 218 00:08:58,318 --> 00:09:00,483 What are you talking about, Petra? 219 00:09:00,508 --> 00:09:02,510 He proposed. 220 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:05,259 It was very romantic, actually. 221 00:09:07,403 --> 00:09:09,180 Is this about money? 222 00:09:09,205 --> 00:09:12,485 - No. This is about the fact that we've worked through our issues. - JANE: Like the fact 223 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,011 that he threw acid at your mother? 224 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,565 You've met my mother, Jane. 225 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,610 Clearly, you can understand the urge. 226 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:20,198 Anyway, just letting you know. 227 00:09:20,223 --> 00:09:23,427 Excuse me. Lots to get ready. 228 00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:27,549 I don't understand. 229 00:09:27,574 --> 00:09:29,576 She doesn't want to marry him, it's a play. 230 00:09:29,601 --> 00:09:31,888 She and I are in negotiations for child support. 231 00:09:31,913 --> 00:09:34,449 And she knows that I don't want our kid around Milos, 232 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,943 so, she's using him as a bargaining chip. 233 00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:40,544 I'll reach out to her lawyers, I'll ask her to name a number. 234 00:09:40,569 --> 00:09:41,814 You think that'll work? 235 00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:43,110 It has to. 236 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,349 I don't want that psycho around my kid. 237 00:09:46,175 --> 00:09:47,954 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And at that moment, 238 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:50,815 - _ - Rafael saw the writing on the wall. 239 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,658 So, I... 240 00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:53,808 So I should call my lawyer, 241 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:57,140 uh, get things started while Mateo's napping. 242 00:09:57,391 --> 00:09:59,066 I hope the meeting 243 00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:01,523 goes well. Tell Alba I said good luck, huh? 244 00:10:01,547 --> 00:10:02,786 Okay, I will. 245 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,478 Hey there. I'm Robert Torres. 246 00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:13,342 - Nice to meet you. - Alba Villanueva. 247 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:14,815 Nice to meet you. 248 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,774 And I am looking forward to becoming a citizen. 249 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:22,572 And to visiting Helena, the capital of Montana. 250 00:10:22,597 --> 00:10:24,605 (laughter) She's ready. 251 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:25,810 Mm. I'm Xiomara Villanueva, 252 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:28,204 - her daughter and her sponsor. - Nice to meet you. 253 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:30,730 Jane, the granddaughter. I'm the one you talked to on the phone. 254 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,434 Ah, yes. A lot of questions. Very thorough. 255 00:10:33,644 --> 00:10:35,446 Sit, sit. 256 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:38,621 I screened your application, which looks mostly good. 257 00:10:39,176 --> 00:10:40,434 _ 258 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:41,821 Well, Jane communicated to me 259 00:10:41,846 --> 00:10:43,206 that you're on the cautious side. 260 00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:44,566 Yeah. 261 00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,578 _ 262 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,297 There was this girl in my grade school, 263 00:10:49,322 --> 00:10:52,191 and she came home one day... her mom was deported. 264 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,952 It was pretty traumatic. 265 00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:57,361 So what's the issue with my grandmother's application? 266 00:10:57,386 --> 00:11:00,008 Well, it came up in your background check, actually. 267 00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:01,704 Since you're Alba's sponsor, 268 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,471 your felony conviction could be a problem. 269 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:13,581 - This is crazy! What felony? - For grand theft, back in the '90s. 270 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,941 - Oh, no, there must be a mistake. - You mean the jewelry store? 271 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,648 - What jewelry store? - No, this is a mistake. 272 00:11:17,673 --> 00:11:19,673 It was a misdemeanor, shoplifting. 273 00:11:19,698 --> 00:11:22,167 Uh... a felon is, like, a murderer. 274 00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:24,155 Or, in the state of Florida, anyone who steals 275 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:27,327 in excess of $400, which is what you pled guilty to. 276 00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:28,478 _ 277 00:11:28,503 --> 00:11:30,390 It was this guy I was seeing... Zed. 278 00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:32,984 - We-we worked together at Slushie Palace. - (groans) 279 00:11:33,021 --> 00:11:34,747 He stole this ring that I liked. 280 00:11:34,772 --> 00:11:36,007 I took the fall for him, 281 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:38,131 because he had a prior conviction. 282 00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:39,893 I was 18 283 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:40,837 and in love. 284 00:11:40,862 --> 00:11:43,237 I got community service... I thought it went away. 285 00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:44,865 _ 286 00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:47,275 JANE: Okay, so... 287 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,468 is this gonna make it harder 288 00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:49,970 for my grandmother to get a Green Card? 289 00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:51,797 Possibly. It's hard to say for sure. 290 00:11:51,822 --> 00:11:54,191 Immigration laws are constantly changing. 291 00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:56,799 _ 292 00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:58,842 But... I know that your grandmother is cautious. 293 00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:01,226 _ 294 00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:03,301 _ 295 00:12:03,326 --> 00:12:06,369 Okay, so what if we found this Zed guy 296 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,196 and we had him come forward? 297 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,915 Can we get it taken off of her record? 298 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,891 Of course... if you have the conviction overturned. 299 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,619 Okay. So... 300 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:16,380 this is fixable. 301 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,617 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: At least, she hoped it was. 302 00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:25,484 Britney again? 303 00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:28,531 Aw. Even better. 304 00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:31,457 (amplified, rapid heartbeat) 305 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,139 (amplified, rapid heartbeat) 306 00:12:34,164 --> 00:12:36,956 Here is what Jane wanted to do in this moment. 307 00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:41,375 ♪ ♪ 308 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,202 It's you. 309 00:12:43,227 --> 00:12:45,254 It's always been you. 310 00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:53,555 And here is what she actually did. 311 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,944 (whispers): Hi. 312 00:12:56,690 --> 00:13:01,078 Hey, Jane! Rafael's right upstairs, with Mateo. 313 00:13:01,103 --> 00:13:03,944 - Yeah, that's where I was heading. - (awkward chuckle) 314 00:13:03,969 --> 00:13:06,538 Bye, Michael. Let's talk later? 315 00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:07,767 (whispers): Okay. 316 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,720 (quiet squeal) 317 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,583 Sorry, dude. 318 00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:13,752 He's my brother, you know? 319 00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:15,412 Had to put up the block. 320 00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:17,068 You all done asking me questions? 321 00:13:17,093 --> 00:13:18,227 Yes. Go. 322 00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:19,516 Please. 323 00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:24,550 Just pick whatever wedding cake you want, Milos. 324 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,716 Okay? Cake is one of the many things 325 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:27,559 that's making me sick, 326 00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:29,435 and these stupid lollipops aren't helping! 327 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,666 - (groans) - Petra? 328 00:13:31,691 --> 00:13:33,808 (breathes loudly) 329 00:13:34,294 --> 00:13:37,564 Did you ever get sick... Jane, when you were pregnant? 330 00:13:37,589 --> 00:13:38,533 No. 331 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,834 No, of course you didn't, no. How can I help you? 332 00:13:40,859 --> 00:13:42,175 Oh, and please tell Rafael 333 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,978 that his lawyer's offer was really just embarrassing. 334 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:46,252 This is not about money. 335 00:13:46,277 --> 00:13:47,754 Then what is it about? 336 00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:49,680 I mean, why are you marrying Milos? 337 00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,922 Frankly, Jane, it's none of your business. 338 00:13:51,947 --> 00:13:54,050 Petra, come on. 339 00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:56,876 I remember that day in the stairwell. 340 00:13:57,272 --> 00:13:59,332 You were scared of him. 341 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,950 Are you in danger? 342 00:14:00,975 --> 00:14:02,810 - No. - Then what is it? 343 00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:04,472 What is he holding over you? 344 00:14:04,497 --> 00:14:07,337 Tricky question. Most of her lies concern you. 345 00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:09,384 (sighs): Look, Jane... 346 00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:12,131 Milos and I were... 347 00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:14,491 we were in love once. 348 00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:16,151 (laughs softly) 349 00:14:16,176 --> 00:14:18,551 He was my Prince Charming. 350 00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:21,713 - (violin playing gentle, minor-key melody) - _ 351 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,527 _ 352 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,981 Give money. 353 00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:32,765 (coins clink) 354 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,618 Support the artiste. 355 00:14:34,643 --> 00:14:36,118 English, of course. 356 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,598 For the tourists. 357 00:14:37,623 --> 00:14:39,993 Oh, my! Brava! 358 00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:42,593 Oh! Best violin 359 00:14:42,618 --> 00:14:44,754 I ever been hearing. 360 00:14:45,957 --> 00:14:49,127 I have been watching you play for a few months now. 361 00:14:49,152 --> 00:14:50,486 You are good. 362 00:14:50,511 --> 00:14:53,442 But you are in need of upgrade. 363 00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:56,640 A violin... 364 00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:58,400 as lovely as you. 365 00:14:58,425 --> 00:15:00,457 ♪ ♪ 366 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,018 It was a handcrafted Guarneri. 367 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:06,201 - More valuable than my byt. - _ 368 00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:08,321 Never played anything like it. 369 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,899 We were happy once. 370 00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:14,506 Till my mother started making up all those... lies. 371 00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:15,746 What lies? 372 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,638 She said he cheated. 373 00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:19,398 He didn't. 374 00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:22,204 And now that I know the truth... 375 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,177 I think we'll be happy again. 376 00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:26,505 She can't possibly believe we'll fall for that. 377 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,866 No. But that's the story she's sticking with. 378 00:15:29,317 --> 00:15:30,736 I was thinking, 379 00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:32,429 maybe you should go see Magda. 380 00:15:32,454 --> 00:15:33,777 I mean, if Milos is holding something 381 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,156 over here, she'd know. 382 00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:36,649 Plus, she hates him. 383 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,776 That's a good idea. Hey, I'll, uh, 384 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:41,194 I'll put in a request to see her right now. 385 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,787 Good call, Jane. Let's break his heart 386 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:49,355 after he visits his crazy ex-mother-in-law in prison. 387 00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,356 And speaking of crazy relatives. 388 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,290 Dad? 389 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,289 - What are you doing here? - I'm just simply sitting here 390 00:15:57,314 --> 00:15:58,816 catching up on the news 391 00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:01,139 and waiting for Britney Spears to emerge 392 00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:03,737 - so that I can confront her. - What?! 393 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,862 - (rhythmic marching) - Oh. Hmm. There she is. 394 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:08,040 - I'd move, Jane. - Dad. 395 00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:09,399 ROGELIO: Britney! 396 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:11,734 Britney Spears, stop! 397 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,486 Hello, Britney. 398 00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:17,691 Ro... Ro... 399 00:16:17,716 --> 00:16:20,161 - Don't you pretend you don't know my name. - I'm so sorry. I hope 400 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,114 I didn't hurt your feelings... it's just that I meet so many people. 401 00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:24,088 Stop it, stop it, stop it right this minute! 402 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,008 You know why I am here. 403 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:28,669 Now... apologize. 404 00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:31,430 I'm... really sorry I forgot your name. 405 00:16:31,455 --> 00:16:34,391 This is not about my name! 406 00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:38,554 It's about the 2009 Latin Pop Music Awards. 407 00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:41,615 Wait, are you still mad about that teleprompter accident? 408 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,832 It wasn't an accident, it was premeditated, 409 00:16:44,857 --> 00:16:46,583 and you were the premeditator. 410 00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:47,710 Like I told you at the time, 411 00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:49,455 I didn't have anything to do with that. 412 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,354 I saw you talking to the teleprompter guy 413 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,191 before the show! 414 00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:54,061 I like to get to know everyone on the crew. 415 00:16:54,086 --> 00:16:55,269 ENTOURAGE: Mm-hmm. 416 00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:57,350 I... don't believe you. 417 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,094 But it doesn't make sense... why would I do that? 418 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,655 Can you think of any reason why I would do that? 419 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,582 Because I was emerging from your shadow, 420 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,784 and you didn't like it. 421 00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,143 (hair whooshes) 422 00:17:08,168 --> 00:17:09,245 Let's go! 423 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,582 (rhythmic marching) 424 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,799 So long, Rogulio! 425 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,862 Rogelio! 426 00:17:14,887 --> 00:17:16,486 - (hair whooshes) - You know my name! 427 00:17:16,511 --> 00:17:18,319 Come back and admit what you did, Britney Spears! 428 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:19,105 Admit it! 429 00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,965 Admit it! 430 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:24,931 (chuckling): A restraining order? 431 00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:26,753 This is what I think 432 00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:27,912 about your restraining order, 433 00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:28,910 Britney Spears! 434 00:17:28,935 --> 00:17:30,303 Okay. I got it up. 435 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:31,725 - No, stop. Stop now. - Too late. 436 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,906 And now, the winner of the category 437 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,833 of Hot Latin Star of the Year. 438 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:38,321 A category I wouldn't know anything about, 439 00:17:38,346 --> 00:17:41,208 being neither hot nor a star... Wait, what? 440 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,879 This was-was-was a mistake. 441 00:17:42,905 --> 00:17:43,844 Let me take that. 442 00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:46,293 It's... okay. Everyone gets nervous. 443 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:48,350 And the winner is... 444 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,397 Dad, it kind of seems like she was coming to your rescue. 445 00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:53,077 That's what she wants it to look like. 446 00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:54,678 That's not what's happening. 447 00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:56,512 I can only imagine she was jealous 448 00:17:56,537 --> 00:17:58,386 of my rising fame. 449 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,545 Or... ? 450 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:00,838 Or I don't know. 451 00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,077 But I know what I must do. 452 00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:03,203 Let it go and move on? 453 00:18:03,228 --> 00:18:04,733 Virtual warfare. 454 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,549 I'm gonna tweet out a call to arms, 455 00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:09,746 and my loyal fans will not hesitate to take up the cause. 456 00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:12,076 Britney's fans may be stronger in numbers, 457 00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:15,415 but nobody has the passion of a Rogelifan! 458 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,451 I will use my anonymous Twitter handle, of course. 459 00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:22,046 Rogelio fans unite. 460 00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,338 With the knife emoji to symbolize warfare. 461 00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:26,511 Oh, no knives... the restraining order. 462 00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:28,005 Fine. 463 00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:30,214 XIOMARA: Oh, my God, amazing! 464 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:30,921 Thank you. 465 00:18:30,946 --> 00:18:32,750 Slutty Crystal got an address for Zed! 466 00:18:32,775 --> 00:18:34,210 Yes, Mom! 467 00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:36,444 - I'll pump, you drive! - Yes! 468 00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:39,230 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, here we are, eight ounces 469 00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:41,486 - of breast milk later. - There he is. 470 00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:43,902 Oh... 471 00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:45,518 Rollerblades? 472 00:18:45,543 --> 00:18:47,285 They were cool in the '90s. 473 00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,117 - Zed? - Oh! 474 00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:50,550 Hey! 475 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:52,450 Oh... wh... 476 00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:55,594 Xo! Oh, from, uh, uh, Slushie Palace! 477 00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:57,773 How have you been? It's been years! 478 00:18:57,798 --> 00:18:59,691 Oh, my God, how's that baby of yours? 479 00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:01,418 Uh, she's here! 480 00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:03,912 Whoa, you got hot! Nice! 481 00:19:03,937 --> 00:19:05,973 Well, uh, thank you, Zed. 482 00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:08,066 Oh, no, no, no. It's not Zed anymore. 483 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:09,865 I go by Jon Snow... 484 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,092 Because like him... 485 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,300 I watch the Wall. My wall. 486 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:15,506 My masterpiece. 487 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,858 - Amazing! - It's gorgeous! 488 00:19:16,883 --> 00:19:17,737 And I also 489 00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:20,501 sell a little cocaine. Get it? Snow. 490 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,972 - 100%! - Hilarious! 491 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:25,624 (laughs) Um, so listen, um, Zed... 492 00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:26,497 Ah. Jon... 493 00:19:26,522 --> 00:19:28,358 - Yeah. - I need a little favor. 494 00:19:28,383 --> 00:19:29,752 - Yeah. - Remember that time 495 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,507 you shoplifted from the jewelry store? 496 00:19:31,532 --> 00:19:32,771 Right. We got engaged, 497 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,745 and I stole you an engagement ring. 498 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:36,369 - What? You two got engaged? - Yeah. 499 00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:38,034 Yeah, yeah, for, like, ten minutes. 500 00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:39,227 No, don't worry about it. 501 00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:42,287 Uh, right, and I took the blame for you, 502 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:44,566 which has come back to bite me in the ass, 503 00:19:44,591 --> 00:19:47,822 because my mom is finally applying for her Green Card. 504 00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:49,803 - Oh, my God, that's great! -Tell Albs I said whutup. 505 00:19:49,828 --> 00:19:52,286 I will, I will, but... the thing is, 506 00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:53,965 my felony record could get in the way, 507 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,984 so I need you to tell a judge 508 00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:57,822 that you stole that ring, not me. 509 00:19:57,847 --> 00:20:01,070 Oh, yeah. No, I'm gonna have to pass. Sorry. 510 00:20:01,095 --> 00:20:02,471 But if it's any consolation, 511 00:20:02,496 --> 00:20:04,471 I still think you're very, very hot. 512 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,806 And I think you're just as much of a jackass 513 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,824 - as you were when I... - Mom-Mom-Mom-Mom-Mom... 514 00:20:08,849 --> 00:20:10,851 (awkward chuckle) Mom, I saw some fake bags. 515 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,679 Why don't you go shop for us, yeah? 516 00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,994 Let me talk to Zed, Mr. Snow, over here. Okay. 517 00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:18,100 (sighs) Wait, oh, Mr. Snow! 518 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,723 - Oh! - (chuckles) Yo, come holler at me for a second. 519 00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:21,342 - Yeah... - Holla. 520 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:24,003 Yeah. Um, so sorry about my mom. 521 00:20:24,028 --> 00:20:25,288 My mom is so wack. 522 00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:27,515 Eh. You know? And I am so much more chill. 523 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,560 Oh, man, she used to be... 524 00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:31,788 - way chill. - Yeah. 525 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,010 You want a medical marijuana bar? 526 00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:35,345 They're 70% cacao. 527 00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:36,786 - Uh... - Enjoy it. 528 00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:38,046 (chuckles): I mean... 529 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,376 Uh, wow, I cannot wait to partake in this later. 530 00:20:41,401 --> 00:20:42,740 Yes. Yes. 531 00:20:42,765 --> 00:20:44,800 So listen, um... 532 00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,681 I totally get why you don't want to talk to the judge. 533 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,169 I mean, who doesn't have a few hobbies that 534 00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:51,652 they don't want the law enforcement to know about? You know what I'm saying? 535 00:20:51,677 --> 00:20:54,110 - I got so many! - So the thing is this. 536 00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:56,127 You won't get locked up or anything, 537 00:20:56,152 --> 00:20:59,055 because the statute of limitations is up. Bam! 538 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,901 - Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah! - So it ain't that big of a deal, right? 539 00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,619 - Yeah! - Yeah! You know what I'm saying? 540 00:21:03,644 --> 00:21:05,379 - Yeah... ! - Yeah... ! 541 00:21:05,507 --> 00:21:06,424 No. 542 00:21:06,449 --> 00:21:07,501 - No? Yeah? - Got this 543 00:21:07,526 --> 00:21:10,830 strict policy... if the police ask me anything... 544 00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:14,310 I know nothin', like Jon Snow. 545 00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:15,408 XIOMARA: Oh, come on, 546 00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:16,284 say something. 547 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,364 I know you're mad. 548 00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:21,514 _ 549 00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:22,532 JANE: Okay, look... 550 00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:25,327 I spoke to our lawyer, and we can appeal directly 551 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,442 to the state's attorney and get the conviction cleared. 552 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,346 Michael knows her through work, so... 553 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,672 I'm gonna call him now. 554 00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:36,672 (phone rings) 555 00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:39,468 Hey, Jane. 556 00:21:39,493 --> 00:21:41,452 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It's important to note that this 557 00:21:41,477 --> 00:21:43,646 is what Michael expected Jane to say... 558 00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:46,041 Michael, it's you. 559 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,401 It's always been you. 560 00:21:47,426 --> 00:21:49,706 And here's what she said. 561 00:21:49,731 --> 00:21:52,100 Listen, I'm really sorry to bother you with this, but... 562 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,483 we're having an urgent issue with my grandma's 563 00:21:54,508 --> 00:21:56,845 - Green Card. - Yeah, yeah, 564 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:58,371 yeah, yeah. 565 00:21:59,504 --> 00:22:02,900 _ 566 00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:04,187 No problem. I'll, uh... 567 00:22:04,212 --> 00:22:05,877 I'll shoot the state's attorney an e-mail. 568 00:22:05,902 --> 00:22:07,673 Okay. Bye, Jane. 569 00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:09,928 Jane. As in Jane Villanueva? 570 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,413 _ 571 00:22:11,928 --> 00:22:13,110 _ 572 00:22:13,135 --> 00:22:16,274 That's the gal who had her baby kidnapped last month, right? 573 00:22:16,299 --> 00:22:17,111 Mm-hmm. 574 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,094 Strange story that was. 575 00:22:19,475 --> 00:22:20,927 Hard to believe. 576 00:22:20,952 --> 00:22:24,292 And something tells me she doesn't. 577 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,817 _ 578 00:22:25,842 --> 00:22:27,048 He did it. 579 00:22:27,073 --> 00:22:28,771 We have a meeting tomorrow afternoon. 580 00:22:28,796 --> 00:22:31,332 Yes. That's great news! 581 00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,992 _ 582 00:22:35,017 --> 00:22:37,312 Ma, listen, I'll Google the crap out of this woman tonight, 583 00:22:37,345 --> 00:22:38,324 learn all about her 584 00:22:38,348 --> 00:22:40,065 so we can be prepared. 585 00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:43,154 - (sighs) - (phone rings) 586 00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:45,724 Oh. It's Rafael. Maybe it's about Magda. 587 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,256 - Hey. - Magda straight-up 588 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,546 refused to add me to her visitors' list. 589 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:52,099 - What? No. - But here's the thing: 590 00:22:52,388 --> 00:22:54,812 she said she would talk to you. 591 00:22:57,551 --> 00:23:01,181 - Why me? - There is a parole hearing coming up. 592 00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:04,025 Maybe you and your granny 593 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,404 could say a few words on my behalf. 594 00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:07,964 Why would I ever help you? 595 00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:10,525 You must need something, hmm? 596 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:12,128 Or why are you here? 597 00:23:12,153 --> 00:23:14,179 Because Petra is marrying Milos. 598 00:23:14,204 --> 00:23:17,580 (scoffs, laughs) 599 00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:19,507 You're lying. 600 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:23,189 It's true. And she seems scared, and we wanted to help her. 601 00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:25,723 Can you think of anything Milos would be holding over her? 602 00:23:25,748 --> 00:23:28,148 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, Magda could think of a few possibilities... 603 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:30,402 _ 604 00:23:30,607 --> 00:23:33,610 _ 605 00:23:33,635 --> 00:23:36,721 _ 606 00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:39,289 Nothing offhand. 607 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,378 Petra said that you made up stories about him cheating. 608 00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:42,605 Why would you do that? 609 00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:45,145 First, I had mind open. 610 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,272 Even though he act like stalker. 611 00:23:47,297 --> 00:23:52,077 _ 612 00:23:52,102 --> 00:23:53,805 - _ - Speak English. Practice for tourists. 613 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,152 - Yes. Sorry, Mother. - I followed your daughter's 614 00:23:56,177 --> 00:23:59,622 music all over the city, before we even met. I will never 615 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,450 forget when I saw her playing Schumann's Marchenbilder. 616 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:05,144 My favorite piece. And to find the musician 617 00:24:05,169 --> 00:24:06,838 even more beautiful than the music. 618 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,164 No, but that is viola piece. (gasps) 619 00:24:08,189 --> 00:24:10,161 Ach, muj Buh, 620 00:24:10,186 --> 00:24:12,388 Cousin Dagmar, she's in trouble. 621 00:24:12,413 --> 00:24:14,301 She's stuck in Budapest, 622 00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:16,328 lost her wallet. 623 00:24:16,353 --> 00:24:20,395 "I need two million Hungarian forints, 624 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,108 cash preferred. Thank you." 625 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:24,601 That's not your cousin. It's me. 626 00:24:24,626 --> 00:24:25,822 My side business 627 00:24:25,847 --> 00:24:26,923 is Internet scam. 628 00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,258 I like to do prank. 629 00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:31,151 But also make money. 630 00:24:31,176 --> 00:24:34,412 (laughs) 631 00:24:34,437 --> 00:24:37,603 Milos is Internet criminal. 632 00:24:38,267 --> 00:24:40,969 You should be very "vary." 633 00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:42,788 Very, very what? 634 00:24:42,813 --> 00:24:46,250 Very "vary." Not "very, very." 635 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:47,501 I'm still not following. 636 00:24:47,526 --> 00:24:48,821 Very "vary"! 637 00:24:48,846 --> 00:24:50,428 Oh. Very wary. 638 00:24:50,452 --> 00:24:52,147 That's what I said. Very "vary." 639 00:24:52,173 --> 00:24:53,141 Got it. 640 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:54,897 I want you to listen to me, 641 00:24:54,922 --> 00:24:58,189 and I will tell you how you can help my daughter. 642 00:24:58,214 --> 00:24:59,773 Hmm? 643 00:25:00,283 --> 00:25:02,273 You spoke to my mother? 644 00:25:02,298 --> 00:25:03,879 Yes, and she had a good idea. 645 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:06,359 Look, Milos is an Internet criminal. 646 00:25:06,384 --> 00:25:09,053 Oh, don't worry. Rafael's downstairs with him. 647 00:25:09,078 --> 00:25:10,474 _ 648 00:25:11,012 --> 00:25:13,262 Hey, um, can we talk? 649 00:25:13,287 --> 00:25:14,388 Talk or duel? 650 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,443 Duel? 651 00:25:15,468 --> 00:25:17,078 Guns or knives? 652 00:25:17,103 --> 00:25:18,171 What are you talking about? 653 00:25:18,196 --> 00:25:20,781 Oh, you were kidding. Me, too. 654 00:25:20,806 --> 00:25:22,107 Okay, great. 655 00:25:22,132 --> 00:25:24,037 Let's talk. 656 00:25:24,062 --> 00:25:26,831 Download it, then copy his files, and hold it over him. 657 00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:28,866 For whatever he's holding over you. 658 00:25:28,892 --> 00:25:31,845 You don't have to tell me. Just use it. 659 00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:33,434 Y-You don't have to do this, Jane. 660 00:25:33,459 --> 00:25:35,164 I'll keep him away from Mateo. 661 00:25:35,478 --> 00:25:38,014 98% is because of Mateo. 662 00:25:38,141 --> 00:25:41,743 But... there's two percent that's because I... 663 00:25:42,287 --> 00:25:44,307 kind of care about you, Petra. 664 00:25:44,332 --> 00:25:46,934 In that "I don't want you to marry a psycho" kind of way. 665 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:48,428 So... 666 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,623 (gasps) Petra took the flash drive. 667 00:25:58,657 --> 00:25:59,355 She's doing it. 668 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:00,414 Are you serious? 669 00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:01,407 Mm-hmm. 670 00:26:01,432 --> 00:26:02,733 Thank you. 671 00:26:02,758 --> 00:26:04,491 (both chuckle) 672 00:26:05,838 --> 00:26:08,599 Okay. Uh, I can exhale. 673 00:26:08,624 --> 00:26:09,806 Yeah. 674 00:26:09,831 --> 00:26:11,530 (chuckles) 675 00:26:11,641 --> 00:26:12,686 So, listen... 676 00:26:12,711 --> 00:26:15,281 So, I made this for you. 677 00:26:19,318 --> 00:26:21,320 Oh. 678 00:26:21,345 --> 00:26:23,214 He's changed so much, huh? 679 00:26:23,239 --> 00:26:25,212 Yeah. 680 00:26:28,814 --> 00:26:31,960 _ 681 00:26:34,453 --> 00:26:36,677 - No. - What? 682 00:26:36,702 --> 00:26:38,203 Don't tell me you're choosing Michael. 683 00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:39,728 Tell me anything, 684 00:26:39,753 --> 00:26:41,008 but do not tell me that. 685 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,236 - Rafael... - He's not a good guy, Jane. 686 00:26:43,261 --> 00:26:45,144 - You're wrong. - I'm not. 687 00:26:45,322 --> 00:26:46,914 He's shady. And he has it out for me. 688 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,755 And you know he does. 689 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,712 Why are you doing this? 690 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,807 You're throwing away our family. 691 00:26:57,531 --> 00:27:00,041 Just go. 692 00:27:09,718 --> 00:27:12,254 (sighs) 693 00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:14,224 _ 694 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,569 (sighs) 695 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:26,096 (sighs) 696 00:27:26,695 --> 00:27:29,198 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. 697 00:27:29,223 --> 00:27:30,791 A date, you'll recall, 698 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,014 we've seen before. 699 00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:38,595 And what about Petra? 700 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:41,448 Will today be the day she escapes Milos for good? 701 00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:43,137 MILOS: Petra? 702 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,405 I have a gift for you. 703 00:27:46,703 --> 00:27:49,411 It's a Guarneri. The same as the one 704 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:50,924 I gave you when we met. 705 00:27:50,949 --> 00:27:53,245 I know you sold it to come here. 706 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:57,026 I haven't played in so long. 707 00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:59,354 Which is a travesty, Petra. 708 00:28:01,184 --> 00:28:04,329 And speaking of travesties... All right, let's get going. 709 00:28:04,354 --> 00:28:06,838 We do not want to keep the state's attorney waiting. 710 00:28:06,863 --> 00:28:08,738 Aah! Mommy, don't eat that! 711 00:28:08,763 --> 00:28:12,156 _ 712 00:28:12,181 --> 00:28:14,089 What? Why? Why not? 713 00:28:14,114 --> 00:28:16,875 _ 714 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,093 (squeaks) 715 00:28:19,134 --> 00:28:21,431 You're sure you can go to this meeting? 716 00:28:21,456 --> 00:28:22,504 _ 717 00:28:22,529 --> 00:28:24,170 _ 718 00:28:24,195 --> 00:28:26,188 Me, too. Totally normal. 719 00:28:26,335 --> 00:28:27,713 Okay. 720 00:28:27,738 --> 00:28:30,240 Maybe Zed was just selling counterfeit edibles. 721 00:28:30,265 --> 00:28:31,759 Just one thing, 722 00:28:31,784 --> 00:28:33,455 what is this meeting about again? 723 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,315 I thought you said you felt normal. 724 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,442 (American accent): Normal. (laughs) 725 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,736 Nor... mal. 726 00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:41,738 _ 727 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,348 (both laughing) 728 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,082 Normal. 729 00:28:45,107 --> 00:28:46,575 _ 730 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,326 Is the coffee working at all? 731 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,459 _ 732 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,302 _ 733 00:28:53,327 --> 00:28:56,154 _ 734 00:28:56,643 --> 00:28:58,624 _ 735 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,349 _ 736 00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:02,776 - (laughing) - _ 737 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,196 What's so funny? 738 00:29:04,221 --> 00:29:06,521 Nothing. Okay, Mom, you're the important one. 739 00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:07,533 Did the shower help? 740 00:29:07,558 --> 00:29:09,835 Yes. But, listen, 741 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:12,316 I was thinking in there. 742 00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:16,236 - I am pretty sure that this meeting is a trap. - (gasps) 743 00:29:17,693 --> 00:29:19,330 So here's how this is gonna work. 744 00:29:19,355 --> 00:29:21,422 - _ - I'll do all the talking, 745 00:29:21,447 --> 00:29:23,549 you just nod. Okay? 746 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:26,994 Great. Okay, Mom, I'll introduce you, I'll talk about Zed, 747 00:29:27,019 --> 00:29:28,722 how you haven't gotten into any trouble. 748 00:29:28,747 --> 00:29:30,226 No, you can't just nod the whole time. 749 00:29:30,251 --> 00:29:32,000 Maybe you should give us some signal 750 00:29:32,025 --> 00:29:33,066 when we should stop? 751 00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:34,965 _ 752 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,645 Mm. 753 00:29:37,682 --> 00:29:40,325 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, they're not going to the meeting. 754 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:43,286 Yes, I know she's very busy and she moved her schedule around. 755 00:29:43,377 --> 00:29:45,579 I'm really sorry. 756 00:29:45,604 --> 00:29:47,406 Okay, thanks. Bye. 757 00:29:47,897 --> 00:29:49,205 (sighs) 758 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:51,566 (phone chimes) 759 00:29:52,048 --> 00:29:55,104 _ 760 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,157 (sighs) 761 00:29:58,182 --> 00:30:00,125 Hey, thanks for babysitting. 762 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:01,593 Of course. 763 00:30:01,618 --> 00:30:03,153 How are they? 764 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:05,482 Just hungry. And... 765 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:07,306 kind of annoying, frankly. 766 00:30:07,330 --> 00:30:09,433 (both laughing) 767 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,425 Mm. 768 00:30:11,022 --> 00:30:12,590 Hey, are you okay? 769 00:30:12,741 --> 00:30:15,511 There's this Vine going around. 770 00:30:15,536 --> 00:30:17,458 Oh. The "piece of me" one? 771 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:21,244 You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? 772 00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:22,673 It's not that bad. 773 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,777 I'm a laughingstock. 774 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,530 _ 775 00:30:30,824 --> 00:30:32,424 (knocking) 776 00:30:32,449 --> 00:30:34,354 Come in. 777 00:30:38,376 --> 00:30:40,257 What are you doing? 778 00:30:40,282 --> 00:30:41,635 Why are you getting married? 779 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:43,122 Jane... 780 00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:45,113 my life is complicated. 781 00:30:45,138 --> 00:30:46,168 Complicated? 782 00:30:46,193 --> 00:30:47,695 That's an understatement. 783 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,073 Remember this? 784 00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:51,818 It was a handcrafted Guarneri. 785 00:30:51,842 --> 00:30:53,510 It was more valuable than my byt. 786 00:30:53,535 --> 00:30:57,435 Afterwards, Petra realized she'd misspoken. See, 787 00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:59,355 that day in Olomouc... 788 00:31:00,522 --> 00:31:03,347 Milos had given her a Konner. 789 00:31:03,372 --> 00:31:06,540 So earlier today, when Milos presented her with a Guarneri, 790 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:08,799 Petra wondered how they could have both made 791 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:11,821 the exact same mistake. Unless... 792 00:31:15,654 --> 00:31:17,886 PETRA: Fine. 793 00:31:17,911 --> 00:31:20,013 You want the truth? 794 00:31:20,283 --> 00:31:21,984 I'm marrying Milos because he's rich. 795 00:31:22,009 --> 00:31:23,046 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted, Petra didn't know 796 00:31:23,071 --> 00:31:25,022 where the bugs were. 797 00:31:25,047 --> 00:31:26,515 But she knew they were there. 798 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,891 - What? - Yeah, please don't repeat that. 799 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:29,486 It makes me look bad. Oh. 800 00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:31,884 Although I might finally be rich enough not to care. 801 00:31:31,909 --> 00:31:33,532 Remember, she had to sell it. 802 00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:34,818 Like Gérard Depardieu. 803 00:31:34,843 --> 00:31:36,010 But, hey, 804 00:31:36,035 --> 00:31:38,755 the fact that you cared that two percent... 805 00:31:39,463 --> 00:31:41,331 thank you. 806 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,009 It's more than I deserve. 807 00:31:44,199 --> 00:31:46,101 Look, if you ever need help... 808 00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:48,659 Actually, yes, there is one thing. 809 00:31:50,757 --> 00:31:53,554 - Just make sure the tassels are even. - Okay. 810 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,408 Ooh. Yeah, let me just fluff up some of these flowers. 811 00:31:56,433 --> 00:31:59,541 Aw. Perhaps it's stolen sperm under the bridge 812 00:31:59,566 --> 00:32:00,765 for these two at last? 813 00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:02,425 What is that? 814 00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:04,692 Uh, Security was handing it out. 815 00:32:07,444 --> 00:32:09,813 - Oh. Uh... - Maybe it was seeing her father 816 00:32:09,838 --> 00:32:11,287 mocked like that, 817 00:32:11,312 --> 00:32:12,813 but Jane knew she had to help. 818 00:32:12,838 --> 00:32:16,209 The situation had become Toxic. This Circus couldn't go on. 819 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:17,891 It was time to get to Work, Bitch. 820 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:20,451 (rhythmic marching) 821 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:26,139 Oh, oh. It's a baby thing. Don't worry. Excuse me. 822 00:32:26,164 --> 00:32:28,923 Check, check. Sounds good. We're cool. 823 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,746 Excuse me, Britney? 824 00:32:30,771 --> 00:32:34,034 You may not remember me. I'm Jane. 825 00:32:34,816 --> 00:32:36,331 Um, um... 826 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:38,643 you have a restraining order against my dad? 827 00:32:38,668 --> 00:32:41,378 Oh. I'll handle this. 828 00:32:43,242 --> 00:32:45,602 Look, Rogelio was out of line. 829 00:32:45,627 --> 00:32:48,575 Do you know how many poop emojis I've had to deal with today? 830 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,186 And I apologize for that. He can be... 831 00:32:51,211 --> 00:32:53,213 intense. 832 00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:55,634 And he's a lot of other things, but he's not a liar. 833 00:32:55,659 --> 00:32:57,786 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And neither are you, Brit. Come on. 834 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,539 Did you guys know each other? 835 00:32:59,564 --> 00:33:01,779 Come on. What happened? 836 00:33:01,804 --> 00:33:04,066 What happened is he betrayed me. And backstabbed me, 837 00:33:04,091 --> 00:33:06,260 like the backstabbing betrayer that he is. 838 00:33:06,512 --> 00:33:08,455 Can you be a little more specific? 839 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,752 Just ask him what happened the last time 840 00:33:09,777 --> 00:33:11,654 we went shopping in Mexico City. 841 00:33:11,678 --> 00:33:13,268 - Huh. - ROGELIO: (gasps) I forgot 842 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:14,294 all about that. 843 00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:15,387 What did you do? 844 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:16,782 (laughing) I... 845 00:33:16,807 --> 00:33:19,222 I tipped off the paparazzi. 846 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,286 - What? - I was still a C-plus-Lister at the time 847 00:33:22,311 --> 00:33:24,398 and I knew that being photographed with Britney 848 00:33:24,423 --> 00:33:25,557 would help my career. 849 00:33:25,582 --> 00:33:27,664 Yes. How could you do that? 850 00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:30,854 I'm so sorry, Brit. 851 00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:32,447 Now that I'm mega famous, 852 00:33:32,472 --> 00:33:35,061 I understand what a mega transgression that was. 853 00:33:35,086 --> 00:33:36,220 I trusted you, Ro. 854 00:33:36,245 --> 00:33:37,573 I'm so ashamed. 855 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:40,477 And I totally get why you changed the teleprompter. 856 00:33:40,502 --> 00:33:42,404 I didn't exactly change it, though. 857 00:33:42,429 --> 00:33:44,298 See, I was just sad about your betrayal 858 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,691 and the teleprompter guy overheard, 859 00:33:45,716 --> 00:33:47,686 and I think he was trying to impress me. 860 00:33:47,711 --> 00:33:49,398 He was a real sweetie, you know? 861 00:33:49,423 --> 00:33:50,991 - Aw. - Yeah. 862 00:33:51,016 --> 00:33:53,659 Well, from the bottom of my broken heart, 863 00:33:53,684 --> 00:33:55,867 I'm sorry. 864 00:33:56,258 --> 00:33:58,019 And I hope that our friendship 865 00:33:58,044 --> 00:34:00,044 could be as strong as it once was. 866 00:34:00,068 --> 00:34:03,170 You know, I think it'll even be stronger. 867 00:34:03,195 --> 00:34:05,160 Stronger than yesterday. 868 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:08,404 I'm on desk? Why? 869 00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:10,190 Because you let Nadine Hansen walk. 870 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,691 You knew that... we were tracking her. 871 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,753 I'm talking about the first time you did it. 872 00:34:13,778 --> 00:34:15,009 It's about Nadine. 873 00:34:15,034 --> 00:34:16,068 Your old partner? 874 00:34:16,093 --> 00:34:17,201 It's that I let her go. 875 00:34:17,226 --> 00:34:18,833 Sorry, Cordero. 876 00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:20,126 An informant's came forward. 877 00:34:20,151 --> 00:34:21,153 Who? 878 00:34:21,178 --> 00:34:23,509 T-Tell me. Who was it? 879 00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:25,470 - _ - Is that thing on? 880 00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:28,179 Scott, I don't care. 881 00:34:30,496 --> 00:34:32,658 Look, he wants to remain anonymous. 882 00:34:32,683 --> 00:34:33,921 I gave him my word. 883 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:38,333 _ 884 00:34:38,358 --> 00:34:40,085 Hmm. 885 00:34:41,465 --> 00:34:44,749 (organ playing "Wedding March") 886 00:34:47,748 --> 00:34:50,250 (organ continues playing in distance) 887 00:34:53,079 --> 00:34:55,083 Well. 888 00:34:55,108 --> 00:34:58,293 She said she'd keep Milos away from Mateo, at least. 889 00:35:05,431 --> 00:35:06,999 What the hell, man? 890 00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:08,268 - Whoa! - Hey, get off me. 891 00:35:08,293 --> 00:35:08,930 - Hey. - Hold this. 892 00:35:08,955 --> 00:35:11,318 Milos. Petra. 893 00:35:11,747 --> 00:35:13,994 We are here on that most 894 00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:15,450 momentous of days. 895 00:35:15,474 --> 00:35:17,273 - You turned me in? Huh? - What are you talking about? 896 00:35:17,298 --> 00:35:19,459 - You turned me in! - Michael, calm down. 897 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,209 Oh, no, this entitled ass cost me my job. 898 00:35:21,234 --> 00:35:22,889 Remember what I told you on the monitor, Jane? 899 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:25,713 I, Milos, promise 900 00:35:25,737 --> 00:35:27,249 not to forsake you. 901 00:35:27,274 --> 00:35:29,706 - You let Nadine go? - Don't pretend you didn't know. 902 00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:30,554 And you knew this? 903 00:35:30,579 --> 00:35:31,784 I mean, yes, he told me... 904 00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:33,681 These people kidnapped Mateo, Jane. 905 00:35:33,706 --> 00:35:35,417 - Don't pretend you didn't know this. - I didn't know! 906 00:35:35,442 --> 00:35:37,045 Stop, Michael, stop! 907 00:35:37,486 --> 00:35:39,726 Stop! No! 908 00:35:40,963 --> 00:35:43,766 - Michael, no! No! - (Mateo cries) 909 00:35:46,087 --> 00:35:48,957 Mateo. Are you okay? 910 00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:51,336 Oh, my God. 911 00:35:53,928 --> 00:35:56,209 Should be fine. 912 00:35:56,234 --> 00:35:58,342 Dr. Garcia said to bring him in tomorrow 913 00:35:58,367 --> 00:35:59,826 if it doesn't look better. 914 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:02,108 How did this happen? 915 00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:04,603 I told you. That guy hates me. 916 00:36:05,816 --> 00:36:07,373 What? 917 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,867 Did you do it? 918 00:36:08,892 --> 00:36:10,433 Excuse me? 919 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:13,094 - You were there. - Of course I didn't do it. 920 00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:15,138 See, this... this is why 921 00:36:15,163 --> 00:36:17,158 I said he's bad for us. He's making you doubt me. 922 00:36:17,183 --> 00:36:18,816 I'm sorry. 923 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,448 But you still think I did it. 924 00:36:24,205 --> 00:36:26,218 (Xiomara laughing) 925 00:36:26,243 --> 00:36:28,510 _ 926 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,978 Did what? 927 00:36:31,003 --> 00:36:33,365 Zed is gonna admit that he stole the ring. 928 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:34,809 What? How? 929 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:36,135 Admit what you did, 930 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,082 or the masterpiece is toast. 931 00:36:38,107 --> 00:36:42,342 _ 932 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,225 Jon Snow. 933 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,484 Wow. 934 00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:47,850 Good job. 935 00:36:50,095 --> 00:36:51,937 _ 936 00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:54,516 You? No. I-I almost blew it for you. 937 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,500 _ 938 00:36:56,525 --> 00:36:58,672 _ 939 00:36:59,089 --> 00:37:01,968 Wait, uh, what's June 12? 940 00:37:02,784 --> 00:37:05,594 The anniversary of your grandpa Mateo's death. 941 00:37:06,038 --> 00:37:07,807 Mommy. 942 00:37:07,832 --> 00:37:09,377 (knocking) 943 00:37:09,402 --> 00:37:12,041 Ma, want to go eat at La Rosa tonight, maybe? 944 00:37:14,491 --> 00:37:17,658 Ma, come on, I know you can hear me. 945 00:37:18,298 --> 00:37:21,136 _ 946 00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:31,132 _ 947 00:37:31,157 --> 00:37:31,982 Yeah, well... 948 00:37:32,007 --> 00:37:34,786 _ 949 00:37:35,657 --> 00:37:37,999 _ 950 00:37:38,872 --> 00:37:42,072 _ 951 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:45,616 _ 952 00:37:45,641 --> 00:37:46,997 Stop. 953 00:37:47,022 --> 00:37:51,071 Ma, you've made it up to me a thousand times over. 954 00:37:54,850 --> 00:37:58,015 - (Mateo fusses) - Oh, oh, it's okay. 955 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,582 Yeah. Mommy's here. 956 00:38:01,607 --> 00:38:04,176 (gasps) What happened to his arm? 957 00:38:04,201 --> 00:38:06,777 Michael and Rafael got into an awful fight. 958 00:38:06,802 --> 00:38:08,470 Like, a real, physical fight. 959 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:09,957 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so 960 00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:12,075 Jane told them what happened. 961 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,596 _ 962 00:38:15,615 --> 00:38:17,417 How ugly it got. 963 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:23,195 And how she thought Rafael probably turned Michael in. 964 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,972 SUSANNA: Go ahead and take a seat. 965 00:38:24,997 --> 00:38:27,566 But I don't need to tell you 966 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:29,323 that guy is not Rafael. 967 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:30,949 Please state your name for the record. 968 00:38:30,974 --> 00:38:32,613 I'm Eric Wu and I'm here 969 00:38:32,638 --> 00:38:34,360 to talk about my friend Nadine Hansen. 970 00:38:34,385 --> 00:38:36,387 Oh. 971 00:38:38,392 --> 00:38:40,479 I-It... 972 00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:43,082 it wasn't Rafael. 973 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,159 What? 974 00:38:45,184 --> 00:38:46,685 I, uh... 975 00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:48,412 I watched one of the interviews, 976 00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:51,432 and it was this guy, N-Nadine's friend. 977 00:38:51,457 --> 00:38:53,033 Oh, my God. I accused him. 978 00:38:53,058 --> 00:38:55,300 I'm so sorry, Jane. I-I screwed up. 979 00:38:55,325 --> 00:38:58,628 You know, the way I... the way I feel about Rafael... 980 00:38:58,653 --> 00:39:00,822 It-it clouded my judgment. 981 00:39:01,816 --> 00:39:03,808 And mine. 982 00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:06,070 And that man you attacked tonight, 983 00:39:06,095 --> 00:39:08,329 the man that clouds your judgment? 984 00:39:08,664 --> 00:39:10,566 That's Mateo's father. 985 00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:13,586 I know. I-I know. I'm gonna... 986 00:39:13,611 --> 00:39:14,747 I-I'll work on my anger. 987 00:39:14,772 --> 00:39:16,195 How? 988 00:39:16,283 --> 00:39:17,978 Think about what happened tonight. 989 00:39:18,003 --> 00:39:19,562 Mateo was hurt... 990 00:39:19,587 --> 00:39:20,554 (crying) 991 00:39:20,579 --> 00:39:22,014 Michael. 992 00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,818 He was hurt. 993 00:39:25,184 --> 00:39:26,786 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And at that moment, 994 00:39:26,819 --> 00:39:28,451 Jane saw it. 995 00:39:28,476 --> 00:39:31,130 _ 996 00:39:31,728 --> 00:39:33,546 Which is why we won't work. 997 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,273 Please. 998 00:39:35,298 --> 00:39:37,300 You should go. 999 00:39:50,616 --> 00:39:52,723 You okay? 1000 00:39:52,748 --> 00:39:54,956 I will be. 1001 00:39:54,981 --> 00:39:57,029 But you're getting your Green Card, 1002 00:39:57,054 --> 00:39:58,161 so let's focus on that, okay? 1003 00:39:58,186 --> 00:40:00,131 - Okay. - Okay. 1004 00:40:00,156 --> 00:40:03,135 _ 1005 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:08,186 _ 1006 00:40:08,211 --> 00:40:09,814 And smiling up at us. 1007 00:40:09,839 --> 00:40:11,090 Look. Oh... 1008 00:40:11,115 --> 00:40:14,838 Your first smile. Look at you. 1009 00:40:14,863 --> 00:40:18,620 It was a day the Villanueva women would always remember, 1010 00:40:18,841 --> 00:40:20,946 because Jane meticulously 1011 00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:23,306 documented it in her baby book. 1012 00:40:23,331 --> 00:40:25,533 Oh. (laughs) 1013 00:40:25,696 --> 00:40:29,015 It was also a day Petra would always remember. 1014 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,143 Good night, Milos. 1015 00:40:30,168 --> 00:40:32,711 Petra, there is something 1016 00:40:32,736 --> 00:40:34,604 I must tell you. 1017 00:40:34,629 --> 00:40:37,766 The marriage... it wasn't just about tax shelter. 1018 00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:39,863 Yes, I know, Milos, you have feelings for me. 1019 00:40:39,888 --> 00:40:41,046 Yes. 1020 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:43,115 But I also have 1021 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,143 2,000 live-fire hand grenades in these boxes. 1022 00:40:46,168 --> 00:40:47,879 What? 1023 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,473 Wedding provided perfect cover to bring them in. 1024 00:40:50,498 --> 00:40:52,267 Oh, don't worry, I have buyer. 1025 00:40:52,292 --> 00:40:53,827 And now that we are married, 1026 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,787 you cannot testify against me. 1027 00:40:55,812 --> 00:40:57,047 Spousal privilege. 1028 00:40:57,072 --> 00:40:59,966 It is, how you say, a "vin-vin"? 1029 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,902 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. Talk about dropping a bomb. 1030 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:05,229 - Cordero. - Sir, I'm sorry. 1031 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,726 That you broke into my office? 1032 00:41:06,751 --> 00:41:08,123 What? No. 1033 00:41:08,148 --> 00:41:10,640 Stop lying, Cordero, I saw you. 1034 00:41:10,665 --> 00:41:12,382 Give me your badge and your gun. 1035 00:41:12,982 --> 00:41:15,386 Come on. 1036 00:41:24,142 --> 00:41:26,381 Now get out. 1037 00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:40,268 Drive. 1038 00:41:40,293 --> 00:41:41,627 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, you know what? 1039 00:41:41,652 --> 00:41:42,899 This is way too stressful. 1040 00:41:42,924 --> 00:41:44,379 I'm out. 1041 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:49,663 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -