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Attention all units in the vicinity
of South Park Elementary.
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We have a code red.
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Principal calling
for help during school assembly.
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All officers needed at once.
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The school?
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Oh, geez Louise!
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We need to get to the gym.
Half go this way, half go around the side.
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Barbrady, you go around back.
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On 3.
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1… 2…
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There she is, officers, right there.
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I told you to stop chatting
with your friends, didn’t I, Leslie?
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Apparently, Leslie thinks
that talking to her friends
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is more important than learning
about diversity in the third world.
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It’s that one. That’s her, right there.
You remove her from my school.
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Nobody move!
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– Get her out of here!
– They’ve got me!
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This town is outraged,
Officer Barbrady.
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People are tired of the police not being
held accountable for their actions.
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Mayor, I didn’t know
if there was a gunman or a bomb…
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You shot an unarmed
6-year-old Latino child.
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I’m sorry.
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You are fired.
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No, Mayor, please.
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This is all I know.
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I used to be the only policeman
in this town, remember?
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Bob, I used to chase away
the sixth graders for you.
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You’re from another time, Barbrady,
and the last thing that needs to go.
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Your gun and your badge.
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And your sunglasses.
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No. Please.
Not my sunglasses.
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You’re done, Barbrady.
The town doesn’t want you here.
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Where should I go?
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You should have thought of that
before you shot a Mexican.
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– Latino American.
– Latino American. Shit.
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You should go away.
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You don’t belong anywhere in a town
as progressive as this one.
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Hey, quiet down over there.
I’m trying to sleep.
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God damn it.
You people all get out of here!
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– What makes you in charge?
– ’Cause this is my fucking house!
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Hey, beat it, man,
or I’ll make you my bitch!
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Yeah, we’ve got a bunch
of drug-addict vagrants
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trespassing in our yard,
and we need assistance.
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Is that so?
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Well, we’d like to come help you,
but we don’t want to get fired.
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What are you talking about?
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There’s homeless people here,
and they’re scaring my kids.
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You need to come do
something about this.
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I see.
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And are any of these homeless people
of a minority persuasion?
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Why does that matter?
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It matters.
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See, used to be we could beat up
minorities, and nobody cared.
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It’s the reason a lot of us
joined the force.
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Mitch, you wanna arrest
some homeless people,
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but not be able
to beat up any minorities?
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– No, thank you.
– Yeah, no, I think we’re good.
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In fact, we’re thinking of maybe turning
the whole department into a hula school.
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God damn it!
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– What are they doing?
– They’re not coming!
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But they have to!
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Karen brought in one of their syringes,
for Christ’s sake!
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It’s just too bad.
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The cops won’t come,
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so there’s nobody
to scare the homeless away.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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I’ve…
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I’ve been let go from the force.
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I’m so sorry.
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Don’t worry, old girl.
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Might be a little tough
to afford your medication,
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but I’ll find a way.
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You know me.
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I like to help.
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I like to be needed.
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You guys!
Oh, my God, you guys!
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You guys, they’re gay!
They’re totally gay.
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– Who?
– Kenny and Token.
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Kenny and Token, dude.
They’re so gay. Butters told me.
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– You’re lying.
– No, dude.
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In those abandoned buildings
around Kenny’s house,
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Kenny and Token turned it
into a big ninja clubhouse,
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and they play ninja in it,
trying to scare people away.
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How is that gay?
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It’s the gayest thing ever, dude!
Ninjas are fucking dumb!
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– Come on! We got to go see this!
– Over this way!
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We will defend our ninja honor.
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Intruders! Defend the base!
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Hey, guys, did you come
to see our ninja fortress?
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Oh, my God.
They’re so gay, you guys.
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You and Kenny built all this?
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Yeah, with Clyde and David, too.
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You guys should come
and check it out.
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We’re good, thanks.
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Oh, my God, dude.
It’s a sausage party.
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It’s pretty cool, dude.
People are really scared of us.
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Yeah, I’m sure they are.
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Excuse me, man.
Do you know where…
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Oh, my God!
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Go, go, go!
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That’s pretty cool.
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Well, the way I heard it
was that the girl in the school
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wasn’t even doing anything,
just talking too loud,
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and someone ends up getting shot.
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What do you want?
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It’s OK. I’m off-duty.
Just came for a nice Pinot.
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Go somewhere else, copper.
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ShiTpaTown is for people
who care about each other.
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We don’t take kindly to folks
who impose their authority
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on the underprivileged.
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Now, look, not all cops are racist,
trigger-happy assholes.
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Really? I’ll bet you don’t even know
what “farm-to-table” means.
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We’ve only had
a Whole Foods for a month,
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and already, we don’t need cops.
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So cool.
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It is a great honor to see
that you all want to be ninjas.
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Joining our club is very serious.
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You must promise
to uphold the warrior’s code.
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Totally.
Ninjas are sweet.
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Together, we must strive
to make our fortress super badass
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and keep all intruders out.
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To that end,
let us proceed to our training.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Listen, I don’t think we should
let Kyle be a ninja, OK?
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He said ninjas were gay.
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He’ll probably try
to turn it around on me,
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but that’s ’cause
Kyle knows I heard him.
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You’re talking to Kyle right now.
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Yeah, cool.
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It’s me, Butters.
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You said ninjas were gay.
Why do you want to make this a problem?
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I’m just Butters.
I have problems with lots of things.
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Eric, you want to try
sparring with me?
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Yes I do, Butters.
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Intruders!
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It’s right up here.
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We can shoot up
in these abandoned buildings.
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The town of South Park
is holding a large protest tonight
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outside of their police department.
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The townspeople say the protest
is meant to begin a dialogue
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about the relationship
between law enforcement
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and the citizens
they are supposed to protect.
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Are your children being lured
into terrorist organizations?
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A shocking report shows that some kids
in the town of South Park
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are swearing loyalty
to a murderous regime.
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We’re pretty badass,
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and this is our fortress,
and you can see it’s pretty cool.
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And what about this way of life
is attractive to you?
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It’s just cool, ’cause we’re tough,
and we fight and stuff, and we can…
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And we can do whatever we want,
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and people are scared of us.
It’s totally rad.
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Then why did you say
it was gay before?
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Oh, my God!
I never said it was gay!
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– Wait, he said this was gay?
– That is a total lie!
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Why would I say something homophobic
about the way Tweek and Craig make love?
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He’s a lying, backstabbing Jew!
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I’m Stan.
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No doubt the growing number
of kids swearing loyalty to ISIS
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could be problematic
for the progressive town.
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Here you go, old girl.
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We’ll just have to make do.
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– Spare a dollar?
– No, I don’t. I’m sorry. Thank you.
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God damn it.
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Mayor, I didn’t bust my ass
to gentrify this part of town
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to have it overrun
with homeless people.
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Why are they all
suddenly coming here?
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Mayor, what are you going
to do about this?
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My wife and I can barely eat or shop.
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When a town like ours
has a homeless problem,
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it must look at the root
of what’s causing it.
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– It’s ISIS!
– What?
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There’s these troubled kids
who’ve turned their backs on America.
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They’ve taken over SoDoSoPa,
forced all the homeless out.
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Why would kids in our town
want to be a part of that?
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They’re just bad kids,
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rotten on the inside,
probably with shitty parents.
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Son, I’ve always tried
to be a fair dad.
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I don’t want to make
you angry, but why?
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I just really like
being a part of something.
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It’s character-building,
and it’s lots of fun.
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Fun?
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But what do you… believe in?
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What do we believe in?
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In something greater than ourselves.
By following our strict warrior code,
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our faiths and our traditions
are a way to a greater path.
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The path of the warrior.
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And as long as we stay united in honor,
we can defeat all our enemies.
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The fellas were right.
People are really freaked out by ninjas.
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We’ve just got to be really apologetic
and tell them we didn’t mean it.
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Geez.
This is so embarrassing.
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What if they won’t help us
with the homeless?
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I’m pretty sure the police will help out
if ISIS is taking over the town.
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Officers, there’s kids in town
who have joined ISIS.
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– We don’t know who they are, but…
– What? What’s that, you say?
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The town is in danger, all right?
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We don’t know what these kids
are capable of.
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Geez. I’m sorry.
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We’ve got to work on our Kaholo Koloa
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and get the lomilomi chicken ready
for the big Ho’olaule’a,
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which leaves us…
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not enough time to deal with ISIS.
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All right, look,
there’s homeless people
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all over our gentrified
food-and-arts district.
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If you don’t stop these twisted kids…
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Hey, who was it that said
fuck the police?
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Was that Ice Cube?
Tupac?
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Oh, right.
That was you guys.
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Sorry, but you’ll have
to find somebody else
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to do all the difficult, dirty shit
you don’t want to do yourselves.
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I got to be ready for the luau.
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I might even kiss a dude.
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So, then, after you told me,
we both went over to Kyle and Stan,
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where they were playing
basketball, remember?
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Kenny and Token were playing ninja,
and Kyle said that ninjas were gay.
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And I said, “Ninjas are gay?”
But it was a question.
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– You remember?
– I thought you said it first.
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Kyle’s got everyone
remembering it wrong.
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He doesn’t want to get kicked out.
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Jews do that when they’re caught in a lie.
You cannot trust a Jewish ninja.
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You guys, you guys!
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Actual ninjas want to talk to us.
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Kenny and I both got the same e-mail
from people overseas.
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Whoa, dude!
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– How’d they find out who we were?
– They’re fucking ninjas, dude!
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So, you are the brave children
who have committed to our cause.
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We have heard of what you are doing,
and we are very impressed.
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Cool. Thanks, dude.
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What you are doing is very important,
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and we would like
to help you however we can.
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We are going to be
wiring you some money.
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Cool!
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This is the greatest
thing ever, you guys!
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Excuse me, could I just set
the record straight on something?
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Of course.
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Should Jews be trusted?
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If one of us is a Jew,
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do you see that as being
at all problematic?
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Extremely.
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What did I tell you guys?
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Hey, Barbrady.
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Officer Barbrady?
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Wha… who?
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Hey, buddy.
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What do you want?
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How would you like
to be a policeman again?
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I’m no good as a policeman.
248
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I’m a bumbling, old fool.
249
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That is not true.
Who said that?
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Look, Barbrady, the fact is,
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the town needs you.
252
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They need me?
To do what?
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We need you to shoot some kids.
254
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No! Shoot kids?
255
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:13,538
I don’t want to shoot kids!
256
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These are really bad kids…
terrorists.
257
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This is totally different
from before.
258
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Are any of them minorities?
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A couple of them, yeah.
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Look! Barbrady!
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We were wrong about you.
I was wrong about you.
262
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You protected this town
back before anybody else ever did.
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You used to do it all on your own.
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We need you to do that again.
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You’re the only cop
this town needs, Barbrady.
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Go shoot those kids.
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Guys, I know
this is hard for all of us,
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but to truly be ninjas,
we must face hard facts.
269
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Last night, I spoke in private
with our ninja leader overseas.
270
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We talked a long time about Jews
and the Hebrew faith.
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He told me a lot I didn’t know,
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and I was able to tell him
some things he did not know.
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But after talking with that guy,
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it is abundantly clear to me
that Jews cannot be ninjas.
275
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I went to Kyle’s house,
and I found this.
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It was then that Kyle confessed to me
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about how he had brainwashed
Butters and Stan into thinking
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I had used a homophobic slur
to refer to our organization.
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And he almost got away with it.
That’s when Kyle tried to kill me.
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Luckily, I was the faster ninja.
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Kyle knew
I would never call ninjas gay.
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When I take the gag off,
he’ll try and tell you I’m lying.
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Do not believe him.
Kyle is a liar.
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I’m right here.
285
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,022
Who’s this?
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That’s Clyde.
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And I am Token.
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00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,737
Why do I do these things, you ask?
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Black rage.
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Oh, Jesus.
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ISIS. Oh, God.
292
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,340
This chicken tastes like shit.
What’d you do to it?
293
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,260
OK, Dad, it’s not organic chicken.
294
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,680
I’m not comfortable shopping
at Whole Foods with all the homeless.
295
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,224
But don’t worry,
that’s all about to change.
296
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Soon we’ll all have
ShiTpaTown to enjoy again.
297
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,188
Where’s Stan?
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He’s playing ninjas
over at Kenny’s house.
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Ninjas?
That’s gay.
300
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,947
He’s playing ninjas at Kenny’s house?
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00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,199
You mean SoDoSoPa?
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00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,285
Wait…
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Ninjas…
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Scary…
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Gay…
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Scary…
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Gay.
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Scary. Gay.
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– What are you doing?
– Scary. Gay.
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Stan!
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I get the misunderstanding now!
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00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,568
No, see, I told Clyde
that Kyle said ninjas were gay,
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00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,195
but Clyde thought I was Kyle,
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so then he was saying
that I said ninjas were gay.
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00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,282
Meaning I as in Kyle.
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00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,701
Nobody ever gave a shit,
you fat turd.
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00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,162
All those in favor of Cartman
being kicked out of our club?
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00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,288
Hai!
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00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,333
You can’t kick me out!
I have to be a ninja.
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00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,960
They hate Jews.
I was made for this, you guys!
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00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,296
– What should we do with him?
– Freeze!
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00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,255
Oh, shit!
323
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,467
Please!
I don’t want to shoot you!
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00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,802
Cool. Don’t.
325
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,973
I understand you’re feeling
angry at this town.
326
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,226
I’m getting pretty angry, too!
327
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,686
But we can’t give up on it.
328
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,396
Please, boys…
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00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,774
Don’t make this end violently.
330
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,484
They’re just stupid ninjas!
331
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,038
What were you thinking?
332
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,959
Boys innocently playing ninja,
and you pull your gun on them?
333
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,169
David Rodriguez was lucky to live.
334
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,380
Everybody told me
they were terrorists!
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00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,049
We thought they were!
336
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,426
But if it turns out they aren’t,
as a policeman,
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00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,220
you have to figure that out!
338
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,848
But… you said you needed me
to kill some kids!
339
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,725
He’s gonna lay this on us now.
340
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,645
I said “kill some kids,”
but I said it as a question.
341
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,188
I said, “Kill some kids?”
342
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,192
I’m sorry, but we just can’t
cover your ass on this one.
343
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,070
There’s going to be
an investigation and…
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00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:01,159
you just don’t have what it takes
to be a policeman in today’s times.
345
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,911
Do you even know
what “farm-to-table” means?
346
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,545
Let’s go, people.
You can’t stay here.
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00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,797
You are being relocated.
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00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,466
You can’t kick us out of here, man.
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00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,093
Oh, no?
I’m a cop.
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00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,761
Thank you, officers.
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00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,597
We’ve got a deal, right?
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00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,142
All right, you.
Come on.
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00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:42,450
Please! You can’t take me
back to SoDoSoPa!
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00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,659
ISIS is there!
355
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,494
No, those were just ninjas.
356
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,746
Ninjas?
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00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,123
That’s so gay.
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00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,001
I told you guys.
What did I tell you?
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00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,629
I said ninjas are fucking gay,
But you didn’t want to listen.
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00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,221
Officer Barbrady?
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00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,099
We’ve been watching you.
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00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:08,976
And what we see
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00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,271
is a man who truly wants
to protect his town.
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00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,607
You do?
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00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,485
You’ve been in this town
longer than almost anyone.
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00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,863
Have you noticed… changes lately?
367
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,573
Yeah, a lot of changes.
368
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,867
They aren’t a coincidence, officer.
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00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,994
They are all part of a plan
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00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,955
to take down your beloved town
and everyone in it.
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00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,668
What do you know
about a little girl named…
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Leslie?