1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,990 From now on, you will be investigating the Second Coming of Christ. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,000 I need someone tenacious, with a clear head and thick skin. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,440 When can you start? 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,560 - So, how'd you get her out? - Faked a 911. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,160 Please tell me you didn't use your own phone. 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,800 I'll be under suspicion if they know I'm with you. 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,360 - Who are you? - I'm your grandmother. 8 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,120 We could do great things together. 9 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,960 Our family's bigger than you think. 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,440 Jamie, you have a daughter! 11 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,320 One day soon, you're going to see four horses. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,360 Don't panic, it's all part of the plan. 13 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,160 Your great-granddaughter... 14 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:36,970 Save me a place in here... 15 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:38,330 and I'll get the girl. 16 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:41,850 A living, breathing blood bank. 17 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:48,570 MUSIC: I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash 18 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:52,810 â(Trademark)ª I can see clearly now the rain has gone... â(Trademark)ª 19 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,130 See that? 20 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,890 That's what's going to kill everyone. 21 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:59,090 Any second now... 22 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,410 Yep... it's Judgment Day. 23 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,410 The actual apocalypse. 24 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,690 And where am I? 25 00:01:04,810 --> 00:01:06,170 In Slough. 26 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:08,050 Or rather, under Slough. 27 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:09,610 One minute now. 28 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:10,690 One minute. 29 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:13,490 These pictures coming live to us from Hubble... 30 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:15,930 I mean, what the hell are we all going to do down here? 31 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,170 No internet... 32 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:20,410 No radio... 33 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,530 God, I hope there's Boggle. 34 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,650 It's time to brace ourselves... 35 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:26,730 to say goodbye. 36 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,210 Operation Saviour launches in just a few short hours. 37 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:48,690 Mankind's only hope. 38 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:54,050 A single rocket hastily assembled by a multinational team of scientists. 39 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,130 There's no backup plan. 40 00:01:58,290 --> 00:02:01,170 If today's launch fails, all hope is gone. 41 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:13,850 HEAVENLY MUSIC 42 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,890 NOISY CROWD 43 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,530 Oh, excuse me. You don't recognise this woman? 44 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:54,090 Hey, do you recognise this woman? She's got a little girl, about six? 45 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:55,130 Excuse me... 46 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,330 Hey! Jamie! 47 00:02:57,450 --> 00:02:58,970 Get her a monster truck. 48 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:00,570 Girls love monster trucks, right? 49 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:03,290 Yeah, I'm actually quite keen on making a good first impression 50 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:04,770 on my daughter, so probably not. 51 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,850 Oh! I'll get her a giraffe. 52 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,570 Jude says she likes giraffes. 53 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:12,490 In fact, it's the only thing he told me about her. I don't know her name 54 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:14,290 but I know where she stands giraffe-wise. 55 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,330 Something for Layla, perhaps? 56 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,490 OK, so this is exactly what I was talking about. 57 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:22,490 This is going to be hard enough as it is without you being a dick to Layla. 58 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:25,170 OK and what possible justification could I have for that? 59 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,530 Oh, yeah, she's slightly married to your brother. 60 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:29,090 I just want to meet my daughter 61 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:33,330 and find out the truth in the most painless way possible, OK? 62 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:36,730 - Do me a favour and haggle for that. - GIRAFFE SQUEAKS 63 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:47,770 Congratulations. 64 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:51,330 You have completed your fast-track Level Six. 65 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:54,570 You have transcended the dimension of self 66 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:59,330 and are finally ready to open yourself to the love of others. 67 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,530 Now do we get to meet the Messiah? 68 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:06,370 No, to meet Ruthless you must all travel to Paradise Island. 69 00:04:06,490 --> 00:04:07,810 Great, so where do I get a ticket? 70 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:10,650 It's not that simple. 71 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:13,250 First you must choose a partner... 72 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,890 Got one. Got one right here. 73 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,370 ... and then you must get married. 74 00:04:17,530 --> 00:04:21,730 Ruthless teaches us that you cannot reach paradise alone, 75 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,650 - so I suggest you choose wisely. - SHE LAUGHS 76 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:25,850 Thank you. 77 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:27,410 There's got to be another way. 78 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:28,850 Believe me... 79 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:32,730 marriage is the only path to happiness and salvation. 80 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:38,810 We are out of here. 81 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,930 Real religions do not have levels. 82 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:42,050 Investigation over. 83 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:43,570 Hindus have levels. 84 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:45,810 OK, but they don't hand out badges. 85 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:49,490 Jude, not one person who has gone to this island has returned. 86 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:51,050 We must find those people. 87 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:53,010 We have to give their families answers. 88 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:54,090 Come on. 89 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,970 - Let's get hitched. - OK. 90 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:02,170 CHATTER 91 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:06,290 All right, mate? Hey, hey, are you interested in seeds, yeah? 92 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:09,810 I've got carrot, tomato, beetroot. Premium gear. 93 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,210 Actually, I'm looking for a woman. 94 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:16,130 That's not really my scene, mate. I can do you water filters, fertilisers. 95 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:18,770 Trust me. Survive this, you're going to need to grow your own. 96 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:22,130 I mean, don't get me wrong. I hope Saviour works but it pays to prep, right? 97 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:25,626 - Yeah, this is her. - That's Sophie. 98 00:05:25,727 --> 00:05:28,667 - Sophie? - Yeah. She did my last MOT. 99 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:31,889 - She's a great mechanic. - OK. And where is Sophie? 100 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:33,790 What's it worth? 101 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:39,250 No, I don't want your money. I want your tins. 102 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:40,770 All right. 103 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:46,999 - OK. Kidney beans. - Yes. 104 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,900 Cream of mushroom soup. 105 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:51,650 - And whatever the hell that is. - Yeah. 106 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:53,850 She's at the courthouse. 107 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:56,280 She was arrested this morning. Come on. 108 00:05:56,309 --> 00:05:57,049 Got you. 109 00:05:57,150 --> 00:06:02,770 - She's been arrested in Suffolk. - Right. Let's go. You drive. 110 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:07,330 I'm perfectly capable of snatching the kid by myself. 111 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:10,890 Yeah. Grandma doesn't want you going out on your own. 112 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:14,130 - Oh. That's very sweet of her. - Mm. Isn't it? 113 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,490 You know how she worries about you. 114 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:28,930 This is insane. Rhonda. Please. You are on the run. 115 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:31,170 You cannot go to the hospital. 116 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:35,330 I didn't come all this way to just sit a few miles from my husband. 117 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:38,850 - I've got to at least try. - Are you serious? 118 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:42,770 This could be the last time we are together ever. Think about it. 119 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:45,530 Everyone is going to be watching your rocket launch. 120 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:48,650 This could be my best chance, my only chance. 121 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:52,450 So unless you've got some better ideas... 122 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,970 Please, please take care of yourself. OK? 123 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:03,290 Cos with Arnie gone, you're literally all I've got. 124 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:05,570 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 125 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,090 OK, I've got to go. 126 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:19,334 - Where have you been? - I know. I'm sorry. I had to... 127 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,680 - Arnie, we have to talk. - Not here. 128 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:26,730 Please, just listen to me, please. I love you. I love you and I miss you. 129 00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:32,170 And I can't function without you and I... Look, I think it's stupid that 130 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:35,100 we should throw away something as good as us just because... 131 00:07:35,101 --> 00:07:35,701 Scotty? 132 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,050 Scotty, please. 133 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:42,810 Now is not the time. You need to pull yourself together. Now come on. 134 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:50,570 CHATTER 135 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,170 That's all right. 136 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,530 Morning, everybody. 137 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,130 I apologise for the delay 138 00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:03,090 but as you can imagine we've been somewhat busy today. 139 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:07,650 Scotty McNeil, Senior Adviser, Special Situations Group, will run 140 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:11,010 briefly through our timetable and then we'll take any questions. 141 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:12,050 Scotty. 142 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:16,050 Erm... 143 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:24,010 Erm... The Operation Saviour launch will take place today at 1700 hours. 144 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,890 Assuming the launch succeeds it will take seven days for the craft 145 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,210 to reach the comet. 146 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:32,030 We are not trying to destroy the comet. It's too big. 147 00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:36,310 We just want to deflect it enough so that it safely misses Earth. 148 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:42,150 - Erm... - Yeah. Think of it like a game of pool. 149 00:08:42,151 --> 00:08:44,051 The Earth is the cue. 150 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:48,710 Well, the... the craft is the cue ball 151 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:51,190 and the comet is the eight ball. 152 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:55,630 Right. 153 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:03,230 Saviour contains a nuclear warhead 154 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:06,670 which we plan to detonate on the comet's surface. 155 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:09,950 In order to do this, the comet will split into t... 156 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,470 I'm sorry, the craft will split. 157 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,390 Excuse me. 158 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:23,110 CHATTER 159 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:27,830 Ah... Ladies and gentlemen, once again my apologies. 160 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:32,270 ARNIE'S VOICE MUFFLED IN BACKGROUND 161 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:51,190 Scotty McNeil. I have a warrant for your arrest. 162 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,950 All right... So what exactly is the plan? 163 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:59,430 Because just walking up to random six-year-olds and offering them cuddly toys 164 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:02,670 is how you end up in a place like this. It's a bit... 165 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,550 Dave, look. 166 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:12,670 - Do you think... ? - I don't know, man. 167 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,830 No offence but she's kind of normal looking. 168 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,150 Oh, God. 169 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,390 Oh, wow. 170 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,670 I actually feel a bit sick. 171 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,350 Maybe it's not her. 172 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,950 Daddy! That's my daddy. 173 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,180 Oh, wow. 174 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,420 This is a very happy moment for me. 175 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,820 It's so great to meet you. 176 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:05,265 - I'm your dad. - I know. And that's Dave. 177 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:06,950 Mum told me all about you. 178 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:10,020 - I don't actually know your name. - It's Frankie. 179 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,795 Pleased to meet you, Frankie. 180 00:11:12,796 --> 00:11:14,996 - What's that? - It's for you. 181 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,050 SQUEAK 182 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:20,650 I heard you like giraffes and stuff so... Do you like it? 183 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,890 I'd have preferred a monster truck. 184 00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:25,450 COUGHING: Told you. 185 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,610 It's all going to be all right, isn't it, Dad? 186 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,370 Because you're going to help Mum and they'll let her go 187 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:34,690 and we can all go home and live together. 188 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:37,970 - Listen... - Daddy, you did come to help Mum, right? 189 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,690 Because that's what good dads do. 190 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:44,090 Yeah. Right. 191 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:45,890 That's what good dads do. 192 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:48,130 Come on, Dave. 193 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,350 SQUEAK 194 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:51,170 - Ow! - Come on. 195 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:56,250 Mm. Yeah. No. Maybe lose the wig. 196 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:59,090 - Really? - Yeah. 197 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,810 Put the black ones in again. 198 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:06,930 Honey, it's going to be fine. Really. I learned a lot on the run. 199 00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:10,750 Most people don't really notice stuff. Besides I've got you. 200 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,600 You're going to knock out the surveillance cameras. 201 00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:14,801 - Right. - Yeah. 202 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:18,850 And I just... I don't know, Mom. 203 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:21,330 It's going to be OK. 204 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,970 I believe in you. 205 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,650 I don't like being made a fool of, Scotty. 206 00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:28,810 It sticks in my craw. 207 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:34,210 Your phone records show the 911 came from you. 208 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:37,370 That is aiding and abetting a wanted terrorist. 209 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:41,210 - Tell us where to find her. - Are you insane? 210 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,610 Do you know what I do for a living? 211 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:47,690 Saviour launches in a couple of hours. 212 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,930 You literally could not have picked a worse day. 213 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,930 On the contrary, you need to get out of here 214 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:56,010 and you can if you give me your sister. 215 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,730 It's called leverage, Scotty. 216 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,370 SHE SLURPS 217 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,210 Well, you ain't gonna break me. 218 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,810 SLAM 219 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:09,770 TV: '... These pictures are coming live now from Operation Saviour... ' 220 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:13,810 - This is life sentence for me. - I'm looking at two to five. 221 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,850 I know I'll probably never work in DC again, 222 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:20,970 but hey, at least I can always say I helped save the world. 223 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:25,210 Blame Russian president for predicament of me. 224 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,850 69 rouble to dollar. 225 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:32,130 If not for him I wouldn't come here. I wouldn't be criminal. 226 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:37,290 In my country we have joke now. 227 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:42,810 "Ladies and gentlemen you will soon be land in Moscow. 228 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:45,490 You do not adjust your watches for daylight saving. 229 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:48,170 Just wind them back to 1989." 230 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,850 HE LAUGHS 231 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:56,735 - It's funny, no? - What did you say? 232 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,620 It's much funnier in mother tongue. 233 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:02,530 No, no, the other bit, the bit about daylight savings. 234 00:14:02,650 --> 00:14:05,010 - Yes, it's finished. - Oh, my God. 235 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,050 President get rid of. 236 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:10,050 TV: '... The stakes literally could not be higher... ' 237 00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,530 Guard! 238 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,810 Guard! 239 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:19,010 CHATTER 240 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:23,050 Yes or no. Did you or didn't you steal the inhaler? 241 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:27,250 Your Honour, my daughter is six and she has asthma. 242 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,170 Now by law her inhaler should be free 243 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:33,210 but instead the chemist wanted 80 quid for it. 244 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,450 GASPS FROM GALLERY 245 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:37,530 80 quid. That's the real crime here. 246 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,890 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 247 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,370 Order. Order. 248 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:46,130 People shouldn't be making a quick buck out of the end of the world. 249 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,930 We should be helping each other. 250 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:52,250 I don't have £80, Your Honour, so, yes, I took the inhaler. 251 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:54,690 Why aren't you charging the wankers at the chemist's? 252 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,010 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 253 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,090 Order. Order. 254 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,330 I would remind you this is a court of law 255 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:06,610 - and would you please not say that word. - I'm sorry, what word, 256 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,930 Your Honour? "Chemist?" 257 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,730 LAUGHTER 258 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,810 Oh, sorry, "wankers." 259 00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:16,610 You don't want me to say "wankers." Sorry. 260 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:20,080 Let the record reflect my deep regret 261 00:15:20,081 --> 00:15:23,261 at my repeated use of the word "WANKERS." 262 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:26,130 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 263 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,450 Very amusing... (!) 264 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:32,050 JUDGE'S VOICE FADES 265 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:46,570 ... I fine you £400. I said your fine is £400 to be paid immediately. 266 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:52,730 If I had £400 I would have just bought the inhaler, Your Honour. 267 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:58,170 You leave me no choice. One week in prison. 268 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,050 That's ridiculous. What about my daughter? 269 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,490 I'll pay. 270 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,130 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 271 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:09,930 Who's this? 272 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,170 My husband, Your Honour. 273 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:23,090 She's six years old. She's going to scream. 274 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:26,210 No. A bit of chloroform and a hanky over the nose, she won't make a sound. 275 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,490 - Trust me, I know what I'm doing. - Looks like it. 276 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,010 I'm guessing you're single, right? 277 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:38,810 - Most people have a picnic blanket, maybe a Frisbee. - I'm not most people. 278 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:41,210 Put it down. I wasn't born yesterday. 279 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,970 You're not getting rid of me. 280 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,090 Your gran doesn't trust you and neither do I. That's why I'm here. 281 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:58,330 - I'll do the chloroform. You do the gaffer tape. - Fine. Suit yourself. 282 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,050 So where's the gaffer tape? 283 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,850 We need to get our story straight. You are Federico. 284 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:22,290 - Terrible with names. Hope I remember it. - The neurosurgeon. 285 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,370 Thanks for picking that(!) With my vast knowledge in the field 286 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:28,810 - I'm sure I won't be tripped up. Who are you? - I am Luisa. 287 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:31,490 I live in the hills above Verona 288 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,930 where I run the home of orphanage and donkeys. 289 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,130 HE YAWNS 290 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:39,090 - You don't like donkeys? - They're boring. And the kid thing freaks me out. 291 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,010 - Can I play the guitar? - So basically I'm marrying a nun. 292 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:46,090 Hi. Logistical question. When does the last ferry leave? 293 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,450 9pm. 294 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,490 But don't worry. You won't need a boat back. 295 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:55,130 - No-one leaves paradise. - I'll take your word for it. 296 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,010 Thank you. 297 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:02,010 SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND 298 00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,410 - I appreciate it. - Pleasure. 299 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:09,730 - So you're alive then? - Obviously. 300 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,530 SQUEAKING 301 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,370 OK. Stop. 302 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:18,090 I'm loving the news I'm a dad. Information that would have 303 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,970 been nice to have had before now. 304 00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:25,450 Hi, I'm here to pay the fine for... 305 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:29,050 - What are you calling yourself these days? - Sophie Carlton. Thanks. 306 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:34,290 I'm sorry, OK? But everything I did I promise I did for a good reason. 307 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:38,010 OK. I'll just take your word for that then, shall I? 308 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,050 After all I've no reason to believe you would ever lie to me(!) 309 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:45,410 Just to be clear, I'm not here for you. 310 00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:49,290 All I want is to know my daughter and maybe find out the truth. 311 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:50,610 Excuse me. 312 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:55,250 - This card's been declined. - That's all I've got. 313 00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:56,251 Got a car? 314 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:59,330 - I've got a minibus. - That'll do. 315 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:05,650 - I owe you one. - One. 316 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,330 You may kiss the bride. 317 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:13,370 APPLAUSE 318 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:20,450 I forgot about the kiss. We'll just do it very professionally 319 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,770 and close our eyes. 320 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:29,130 MUSIC: Bridal Chorus by Richard Wagner 321 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:32,530 Ah, so that's where the new messiah must be hanging out. 322 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:38,050 You need to look convincing. You are in love with me, right? 323 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,810 Why wouldn't I be? 324 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,890 MUSIC STOPS 325 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:46,370 Are there any reasons why you should not be lawfully married? 326 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:49,930 - Absolutely none. - Then place your hand upon the Bible. 327 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,130 Federico... 328 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,690 Federico. 329 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:04,010 Oh, yes. 330 00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:05,930 Will you take Luisa to be your wife? 331 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,050 Will you love her, honour her, 332 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:11,130 comfort and protect her, and forsaking all others be faithful to 333 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,970 - her as long as you both shall live? - I will. 334 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:19,250 - Luisa, will you take Federico to be your husband? - Yes, I will. 335 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,130 Then place the ring upon her finger. 336 00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:31,810 I now declare you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. 337 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:56,050 APPLAUSE 338 00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:04,290 SHE CLEARS THROAT 339 00:21:12,228 --> 00:21:16,828 I have to get a message to General Gaines or we are all screwed. 340 00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:19,988 - Don't tell me. Only you can save mankind. - This isn't a joke, OK? 341 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:25,028 I think there might be a slight flaw in a piece of code that the 342 00:21:25,188 --> 00:21:28,428 Russians wrote and I don't know if anyone has noticed it yet. 343 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,428 You want out, give me your sister. 344 00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:34,508 - No, that... That is not fair. - OK. 345 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:35,828 Your choice. 346 00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:39,628 Just please can you get General Gaines on the phone or anyone 347 00:21:39,788 --> 00:21:43,868 else from Mission Control? Don't you understand? 348 00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:48,868 If Saviour fails we're dead. We're all dead. 349 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:50,028 Including your sister. 350 00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:53,268 So if you love her and you want to save her life, tell me where she is. 351 00:21:53,428 --> 00:21:56,068 We are talking about the entire human race here. 352 00:21:56,188 --> 00:21:58,148 Are you out of your fucking mind? 353 00:21:58,308 --> 00:22:00,588 No and neither are you. And you're a good man 354 00:22:00,748 --> 00:22:03,348 and you're not going to risk the entire world for your sister. 355 00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:04,508 So where is she? 356 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:09,388 Where is she, Scotty? 357 00:22:09,548 --> 00:22:12,068 You need to tell her. I need to save my mamushka. 358 00:22:12,188 --> 00:22:13,388 HE SOBS 359 00:22:13,508 --> 00:22:14,748 Come on. 360 00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:18,748 Come on, just tell me. 361 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:25,348 Keep walking. It's the next room on the left. 362 00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:27,068 There are no guards on the door. 363 00:22:27,228 --> 00:22:30,468 I'm going to shut off their surveillance now, Mom. Good luck. 364 00:22:32,828 --> 00:22:34,468 - 'It's done.' - OK. 365 00:22:36,068 --> 00:22:37,468 I'm going in. 366 00:22:53,948 --> 00:22:55,348 Rajesh. 367 00:22:59,948 --> 00:23:01,588 SHE SIGHS 368 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,428 MUFFLED VOICE 369 00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:18,028 Please. No, you don't understand. 370 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:22,588 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 371 00:23:30,628 --> 00:23:32,148 Phew! 372 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:38,668 - Well, I think that we fooled them. - Absolutely. You were very convincing. 373 00:23:38,828 --> 00:23:43,068 - Thank you. Freddie is a very passionate man. - There you are. 374 00:23:43,228 --> 00:23:47,388 - Oh, look at you two. Congratulations. - Thank you. 375 00:23:47,508 --> 00:23:49,308 Such a lovely couple. 376 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,548 Come, sit, sit. 377 00:23:54,868 --> 00:24:01,268 I'm Arless and this is my wife Ruth. They call us Ruthless. 378 00:24:01,428 --> 00:24:06,188 You know, like Brangelina? Let's have a drink, celebrate. 379 00:24:07,908 --> 00:24:13,468 So they say you have been appointed by God. That must be nice. 380 00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:21,388 Sure is. He spoke to me. He told me to recreate the Garden of Eden. 381 00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:25,908 You win 300 million on the lottery, you know God is trying to 382 00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:29,988 - tell you something, right? - Listen, can people leave here? 383 00:24:30,108 --> 00:24:32,028 THEY LAUGH 384 00:24:32,188 --> 00:24:38,588 Why would you want to leave paradise? We teach love here. 385 00:24:38,748 --> 00:24:44,548 Love without guilt. None of that BS churches teach. 386 00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:48,868 Real love. Look at these two. 387 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,428 Such a beautiful couple. 388 00:24:57,268 --> 00:25:00,028 Well, this is it. We've been living the dream. 389 00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:04,908 I'm going to show Dad my bedroom and my sunflowers and my castle. 390 00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:06,468 Wow. 391 00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:09,748 You built all of this yourself? Seriously? 392 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:12,708 I've been holding him together for the last seven years. 393 00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:14,428 It's not been easy. 394 00:25:14,588 --> 00:25:18,508 Honestly, you have no idea how much you hurt him. 395 00:25:18,668 --> 00:25:20,788 So if there's a shred of decency in you, 396 00:25:20,908 --> 00:25:23,788 don't fuck him around again, OK? 397 00:25:23,908 --> 00:25:27,228 Frankie. Frankie. 398 00:25:27,388 --> 00:25:30,388 Me and Daddy need to talk. Why don't you show Uncle Dave 399 00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:31,788 where we pump the poo out. 400 00:25:31,908 --> 00:25:33,388 Yay, poo pump! 401 00:25:40,628 --> 00:25:41,988 She's great. 402 00:25:43,388 --> 00:25:44,948 I just... 403 00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:48,028 I shouldn't be meeting her at Lego. 404 00:25:48,188 --> 00:25:54,388 I missed out on rattles and potties and hungry caterpillars. 405 00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:58,548 Look, before we do this, I have to know how you found us. 406 00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:01,028 It's really important for Frankie's sake. 407 00:26:02,508 --> 00:26:07,508 A nun and a priest helped you in Poland. Frankie gave them this. 408 00:26:07,668 --> 00:26:11,265 - She wrote your town on it. - But how did you get it? 409 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:13,466 Funny story. 410 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:16,588 It turns out the priest is my dad. 411 00:26:18,668 --> 00:26:20,508 See here's what confuses me. 412 00:26:22,468 --> 00:26:25,028 Our wedding. It's you and me. 413 00:26:26,868 --> 00:26:28,828 And then there's this. 414 00:26:28,948 --> 00:26:30,188 And this is you... 415 00:26:32,308 --> 00:26:33,468 ... with him. 416 00:26:36,268 --> 00:26:38,548 Oh, God, you know about Ariel. 417 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:45,388 OK, erm... I know this looks bad but... 418 00:26:47,348 --> 00:26:49,268 Actually there is no but. 419 00:26:49,388 --> 00:26:51,028 It's just bad. 420 00:26:51,148 --> 00:26:53,388 Can we not do this here? 421 00:26:53,548 --> 00:26:56,828 It's just you get a bit shouty and high pitched when you're upset 422 00:26:56,988 --> 00:27:00,548 and I don't want Frankie to hear. Please. I... 423 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,188 - SQUEAKING - Ow! 424 00:27:02,348 --> 00:27:04,948 Frankie. Me and Daddy are just going for a little walk, OK? 425 00:27:05,108 --> 00:27:07,788 - Uncle Dave's going to look after you. - How long are you going to be? 426 00:27:07,988 --> 00:27:11,068 It's just that when she hits me with the giraffe it actually really hurts. 427 00:27:11,188 --> 00:27:12,588 Yay, let's play giraffe slaps! 428 00:27:12,748 --> 00:27:15,468 - SQUEAKING - We could... 429 00:27:15,628 --> 00:27:19,268 How far are we going? How shouty am I going to get? 430 00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:22,308 Let's just go another couple of miles, shall we? 431 00:27:23,468 --> 00:27:25,908 In the interests of full disclosure, I think 432 00:27:26,068 --> 00:27:29,628 I should tell you that we are from the Vatican. I'm a priest. 433 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:31,268 And Celine is a nun. 434 00:27:31,428 --> 00:27:34,468 Right. Got fed up with celibacy, did you? 435 00:27:34,668 --> 00:27:39,788 - Can't blame you. Very unhealthy. - No, no, we actually came to investigate you. 436 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,108 ARLESS AND RUTH LAUGH 437 00:27:42,268 --> 00:27:45,250 - Of course you did(!) - No. Absolutely that's why we're here. 438 00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,251 Oh, come on. 439 00:27:46,308 --> 00:27:51,468 Be honest with yourselves. The way you two look at each other? Whoo-hoo-hoo! 440 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,028 I can see it. 441 00:27:53,148 --> 00:27:57,508 The levels have opened you up. 442 00:27:58,788 --> 00:28:00,868 You're ready for love, honey. 443 00:28:02,828 --> 00:28:03,828 GASPS 444 00:28:03,988 --> 00:28:05,948 Now I expect you two want to start with each other 445 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:07,428 but don't be shy now. 446 00:28:07,588 --> 00:28:09,588 It's more of a buffet than a set menu. 447 00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:16,068 MUSIC: The Hunter by Slaves 448 00:28:17,468 --> 00:28:19,788 ARLESS LAUGHS 449 00:28:25,388 --> 00:28:27,948 MAONING AND GASPING 450 00:28:36,628 --> 00:28:40,348 - You know how to drive one of these things? - Oh, not really. 451 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:41,868 ENGINE STARTS 452 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,108 - But I am Italian. - Right. 453 00:28:44,228 --> 00:28:46,428 SHE LAUGHS 454 00:28:46,548 --> 00:28:47,468 Whoo! 455 00:28:59,668 --> 00:29:02,308 I've been calling. Why the hell aren't you answering the phone? 456 00:29:02,428 --> 00:29:03,788 We're a little busy. 457 00:29:03,948 --> 00:29:06,028 The DST. We need to check the Daylight Savings Time. 458 00:29:06,188 --> 00:29:08,308 - We did, like 12 times already. - No, no, no. 459 00:29:08,508 --> 00:29:12,748 We have Daylight Savings Time but the Russians... The Russians don't. 460 00:29:12,868 --> 00:29:14,548 Guys, guys. 461 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:16,708 Your president, he doesn't like the gays 462 00:29:16,868 --> 00:29:19,788 and he doesn't like daylight savings. He got rid of it last year. 463 00:29:19,948 --> 00:29:22,908 Yes? Correct? Yes? Yes! Thank you. Yes. OK? 464 00:29:23,068 --> 00:29:25,268 So I'm sure that we've taken it into account 465 00:29:25,428 --> 00:29:29,988 but can we please just check it, the way that their code speaks to ours? 466 00:29:30,148 --> 00:29:32,828 Because otherwise the secondary engine 467 00:29:33,028 --> 00:29:37,028 ignition will be about an hour late, or an hour early, whatever the fuck Daylight Savings Time is. 468 00:29:37,188 --> 00:29:41,708 - Scotty, where have you been? - No! Not now. I'm busy. 469 00:29:41,828 --> 00:29:43,708 There, right there. 470 00:29:43,868 --> 00:29:49,148 - Shit, you were right. - OK, people, we need to rewrite this interface now! 471 00:29:49,268 --> 00:29:53,108 CLAMOUR 472 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:05,548 OK, so the boat is the Earth and that naughty comet, all right? 473 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:08,868 - Yeah, and I'm Operation Saviour. - Oh, really? 474 00:30:09,028 --> 00:30:11,188 Well, I bet you can't save the world. 475 00:30:11,308 --> 00:30:12,228 Whoosh! 476 00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:20,028 Yes my real name was Hawkwind. I grew up on the commune with Ariel. 477 00:30:20,188 --> 00:30:24,788 I hated it so I ran away with him as soon as I could. 478 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:29,668 And... stupidly married him. 479 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,588 I was only 18. 480 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:36,628 I thought I was in love but I was young and lonely 481 00:30:36,748 --> 00:30:39,748 and I wanted to belong somewhere. 482 00:30:39,908 --> 00:30:42,628 - If you're looking for sympathy... - No, I'm not. I'm not. 483 00:30:42,828 --> 00:30:46,868 I'm just trying to help you understand how I could have fucked up so spectacularly. 484 00:30:50,508 --> 00:30:54,228 Ariel had a real chip on his shoulder about you because your mum 485 00:30:54,428 --> 00:30:58,268 was always going on about how special you were and it made him feel like shit. 486 00:30:58,388 --> 00:30:59,388 So... 487 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:03,708 So he invented a computer game... 488 00:31:05,388 --> 00:31:07,108 ... called Doofus. 489 00:31:07,228 --> 00:31:08,588 You were the main character in it. 490 00:31:11,148 --> 00:31:14,388 - I don't understand. - He hacked everything without you realising. 491 00:31:14,548 --> 00:31:16,708 Your whole life, so credit records, e-mails, 492 00:31:16,868 --> 00:31:20,468 he fiddled with everything to mess it up. Like what? 493 00:31:23,628 --> 00:31:26,348 Like screwing with your exam results. 494 00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:31,268 So you could have gone to university. 495 00:31:31,428 --> 00:31:34,228 Those rejection letters were all Ariel. 496 00:31:36,748 --> 00:31:38,628 And you knew? 497 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:46,228 I was young and stupid, 498 00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:49,468 and I never thought of you as a real person with feelings. 499 00:31:51,748 --> 00:31:53,388 And then one day, 500 00:31:53,548 --> 00:31:56,628 we were talking about how you had never had a girlfriend. 501 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:02,748 So you invented one for me? 502 00:32:02,868 --> 00:32:04,388 Yeah. 503 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,388 Layla. 504 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:08,548 We set up a meet cute. 505 00:32:10,108 --> 00:32:12,268 I got in the lift with you and Ariel hacked it, 506 00:32:12,428 --> 00:32:16,228 made it break down for a few hours. But when I met you, 507 00:32:16,388 --> 00:32:19,708 you were so lovely, and the joke wasn't funny any more, 508 00:32:19,828 --> 00:32:22,668 because everything about you... 509 00:32:22,788 --> 00:32:25,188 was so genuine. 510 00:32:27,308 --> 00:32:30,868 And being Layla felt so much better than being Hawkwind. 511 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:36,988 So I split up with Ariel and I fooled myself. 512 00:32:37,108 --> 00:32:38,988 I thought Doofus was over, 513 00:32:39,148 --> 00:32:42,868 and I thought I could just be with you and be happy and just be Layla. 514 00:32:47,788 --> 00:32:49,268 And then? 515 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,628 And then he showed up on our honeymoon. 516 00:32:56,628 --> 00:32:58,508 Said he'd been biding his time, 517 00:32:58,668 --> 00:33:01,388 but that sooner or later, we'd be punished. 518 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:05,708 And he was scary. Like, eyes bulgy, proper psycho. 519 00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:09,068 And to add to everything, I'd just found out I was pregnant. 520 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:11,788 And I panicked. 521 00:33:15,228 --> 00:33:20,908 I... I thought if I just disappeared... 522 00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:24,788 IN TEARS: I could protect the baby from him and protect you. 523 00:33:25,868 --> 00:33:28,148 Everything was a lie. 524 00:33:28,268 --> 00:33:32,028 No. No, everything started as a lie, 525 00:33:32,148 --> 00:33:34,668 but we turned into something real. 526 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,508 Cos I did love you, Jamie. 527 00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:41,548 And when we said our wedding vows, I meant every word. 528 00:33:42,908 --> 00:33:45,548 You were the best thing that ever happened to me. 529 00:33:49,268 --> 00:33:51,388 Funny, cos you were the worst. 530 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,268 I want details. 531 00:33:55,428 --> 00:33:57,668 And I don't care if it takes all night, 532 00:33:57,788 --> 00:33:59,748 you are going to tell me everything. 533 00:34:10,308 --> 00:34:12,348 FRANKIE LAUGHS 534 00:34:15,184 --> 00:34:17,464 T minus 1 minute. 535 00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:24,064 DISTANT: Umbilical purge to open. 536 00:34:27,664 --> 00:34:30,664 Hey, Scotty, everyone's looking for you. You were right! 537 00:34:30,784 --> 00:34:32,864 What you did... 538 00:34:32,984 --> 00:34:35,344 you gave us a chance, Scotty. 539 00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:41,624 Well, come on. It's about to launch, and you are the hero of the hour! 540 00:34:43,064 --> 00:34:44,504 Hey. 541 00:34:45,824 --> 00:34:48,184 What is it? 542 00:34:48,304 --> 00:34:51,864 I had to sell out my own sister. 543 00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:56,544 DISTANT: Umbilical release, primed. Pressure levels, OK. 544 00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:59,504 HE SOBS 545 00:35:07,544 --> 00:35:13,544 DISTANT: Six, five, four, three, 546 00:35:13,664 --> 00:35:17,024 two, one. 547 00:35:17,144 --> 00:35:20,064 Trajectory is good. Thrust is good. 548 00:35:20,224 --> 00:35:24,344 Saviour is in the air. Repeat, Saviour is in the air. 549 00:35:27,264 --> 00:35:29,024 LAUGHTER 550 00:35:29,184 --> 00:35:33,424 - Jude, you hold on so tight! - Because you're a terrible driver! 551 00:35:33,624 --> 00:35:37,104 - SOUND OF CHEERING CROWD - It's the Saviour launch. I forgot all about it. 552 00:35:37,224 --> 00:35:39,424 THEY CHEER 553 00:35:40,904 --> 00:35:42,504 We missed it. 554 00:35:42,664 --> 00:35:45,344 Looks like we're camping out tonight. 555 00:35:45,464 --> 00:35:46,944 What? 556 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:55,024 I know this is going to sound crazy. 557 00:35:55,184 --> 00:35:58,264 Do you remember in Poland, your granddaughter? 558 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:02,704 She told me one day I was going to see four horses. 559 00:36:02,824 --> 00:36:05,784 A white, a black, a red and a pale. 560 00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:09,704 Look, it's a sign! 561 00:36:12,184 --> 00:36:13,864 It is a sign. 562 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,904 It's a billboard. 563 00:36:19,704 --> 00:36:24,824 Celine, do you really think the Lord would be communicating to us 564 00:36:24,944 --> 00:36:26,664 using the medium of... 565 00:36:28,184 --> 00:36:30,904 - ... outside advertising? - Well, why not? 566 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,824 What if it is a sign, giving us his blessing? 567 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:36,384 - For what? - For the wedding. 568 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,984 That wasn't real. 569 00:36:41,104 --> 00:36:43,064 You kissed me, Jude. 570 00:36:44,384 --> 00:36:46,184 It was not acting. 571 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:48,704 It wasn't. 572 00:36:48,824 --> 00:36:50,504 Was it? 573 00:37:15,664 --> 00:37:17,064 I wasn't acting. 574 00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:21,184 I think about you all the time. 575 00:37:22,664 --> 00:37:26,064 But Celine, I've been a priest for 20 years. 576 00:37:27,184 --> 00:37:29,464 I've never broken my vows. 577 00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:32,024 And I don't think you should either. 578 00:37:32,144 --> 00:37:34,104 What if God wants us to? 579 00:37:35,224 --> 00:37:37,064 What if that is a sign? 580 00:37:38,344 --> 00:37:40,784 I'm afraid it's probably wishful thinking. 581 00:37:40,904 --> 00:37:43,024 Why don't you ask him? 582 00:37:43,144 --> 00:37:44,864 Right now? 583 00:37:50,784 --> 00:37:52,504 Dear Lord. 584 00:37:55,104 --> 00:37:58,144 Dear Lord, I know you have a lot on your plate right now, 585 00:37:58,304 --> 00:38:02,264 but if this is what you want, please show me a sign. 586 00:38:02,384 --> 00:38:03,984 BOOM 587 00:38:04,104 --> 00:38:06,464 CHEERING 588 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:09,064 FIREWORKS EXPLODE 589 00:38:09,184 --> 00:38:11,824 CAR HORNS BEEP 590 00:38:13,944 --> 00:38:17,384 OK, my logical mind says that that probably 591 00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:20,784 has something to do with the Saviour launch celebration. 592 00:38:20,904 --> 00:38:23,064 Yes, maybe. 593 00:38:23,184 --> 00:38:26,264 But maybe it's God. 594 00:38:26,384 --> 00:38:28,864 What do you want it to be, Jude? 595 00:38:50,144 --> 00:38:52,344 Told you we'd meet again. 596 00:38:53,704 --> 00:38:56,104 My husband is dying. 597 00:38:56,264 --> 00:38:59,184 Couldn't have given me one minute with him? 598 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,024 One? 599 00:39:01,184 --> 00:39:04,584 - McNeil, you are coming with us. - What the hell's going on? Whoa, what? 600 00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:07,904 Marine Corps Intelligence, ma'am. We have orders to debrief her. 601 00:39:08,024 --> 00:39:09,624 I arrested her. She is my prisoner! 602 00:39:09,784 --> 00:39:12,624 She'll be returned to you once the interview is complete. 603 00:39:24,504 --> 00:39:25,944 Hey. 604 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,784 I want you to see this. 605 00:39:27,904 --> 00:39:29,904 I don't care about the launch. 606 00:39:30,024 --> 00:39:31,944 Just trust me, OK? 607 00:39:34,944 --> 00:39:36,984 This is streaming live. 608 00:39:47,024 --> 00:39:49,304 I couldn't change the outcome, 609 00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:52,424 but I did make sure they got a chance to say goodbye. 610 00:40:21,744 --> 00:40:25,304 So, what do we do now? 611 00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:27,704 I don't know. 612 00:40:27,864 --> 00:40:32,064 Try not to argue in front of Frankie, I suppose. 613 00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:35,584 I guess I should demand alternate weekends with her, 614 00:40:35,744 --> 00:40:38,864 but there's only one more of those before the apocalypse. 615 00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:45,344 Seven years. 616 00:40:45,504 --> 00:40:48,304 All it would have taken was one message, 617 00:40:48,424 --> 00:40:50,384 - just to put me out of my misery. - No. 618 00:40:50,544 --> 00:40:53,904 No, I told you, I couldn't risk Ariel finding us. 619 00:40:54,064 --> 00:40:56,744 Please, Jamie, we've been up all night. 620 00:40:56,904 --> 00:40:59,384 Let's just get some sleep before we do more, OK? 621 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:03,224 Why were you with him in Moscow a few weeks ago? 622 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,984 I saw there was a reward out on him. 623 00:41:09,144 --> 00:41:12,064 I was sick of never having any money for Frankie, 624 00:41:12,224 --> 00:41:14,744 so I called the police and they set up a trap for him 625 00:41:14,904 --> 00:41:17,104 with me as the bait, only it all went to... 626 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:18,384 SHIT! 627 00:41:21,704 --> 00:41:23,064 Frankie! 628 00:41:23,184 --> 00:41:25,384 Mate, can you hear me? 629 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:30,064 She's gone! Frankie's gone! 630 00:41:30,224 --> 00:41:33,624 Mate... No, no, it's OK. What happened? 631 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,304 Your brother. 632 00:41:42,824 --> 00:41:46,304 Good news, Grandma. I've got your little donor. 633 00:41:46,424 --> 00:41:48,464 All five pints of her. 634 00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:50,504 'Wonderful. Bring her here.' 635 00:41:50,664 --> 00:41:53,424 Yeah, you know what? I'm not going to do that. 636 00:41:53,584 --> 00:41:56,264 I'm keeping her as an insurance policy. 637 00:41:56,424 --> 00:42:00,264 Oh, and by the way, I had to get rid of your little Irish lapdog. 638 00:42:00,424 --> 00:42:02,904 - 'What have you done to her?' - She'll live. 639 00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:05,744 Which is more than I would have, right? 640 00:42:05,864 --> 00:42:08,384 'I don't know what you mean.' 641 00:42:08,504 --> 00:42:10,704 Yes, you do, Grandma. 642 00:42:10,864 --> 00:42:14,224 You were going to get rid of me the moment I got you the girl. 643 00:42:14,384 --> 00:42:18,184 Well, sorry to disappoint you, but we're doing things my way now. 644 00:42:18,344 --> 00:42:21,424 You don't get the girl until the very last minute 645 00:42:21,584 --> 00:42:24,464 when I'm safely inside the bunker. Am I clear? 646 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,224 'Perfectly.' 647 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,984 Good. Oh, and one other thing... 648 00:42:29,144 --> 00:42:31,504 I'm going to need a plus one in the bunker. 649 00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:33,704 The wife's coming too. 650 00:42:35,104 --> 00:42:37,344 THAT is how you negotiate. 651 00:42:37,464 --> 00:42:39,544 Pretty impressive, huh? 652 00:42:41,264 --> 00:42:43,344 Hey, don't look so scared. 653 00:42:43,504 --> 00:42:46,144 I'm just like your dad, only cooler. 654 00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:56,584 Me, you and your mum are going to be a family. 655 00:42:56,744 --> 00:43:01,224 We're going to be together for the rest of our lives. 656 00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:03,984 Everything's going to be fine. 657 00:43:04,104 --> 00:43:07,704 We're going to be happy... forever. 658 00:43:25,544 --> 00:43:27,584 Jamie, look. 659 00:43:27,704 --> 00:43:29,824 We need to talk. Now! 660 00:43:29,984 --> 00:43:32,384 The state will seek the death penalty for you. 661 00:43:32,544 --> 00:43:34,744 - All right! - THEY CHUCKLE 662 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:38,104 What is going on here? I've never seen these two before. 663 00:43:38,264 --> 00:43:40,584 - So shall we get on with it? - Where's Frankie? 664 00:43:41,585 --> 00:43:48,585 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -