1 00:00:02,445 --> 00:00:03,829 If you were a girl growing up in the '80s, 2 00:00:03,906 --> 00:00:06,958 the pajama party was a night of epic adventure. 3 00:00:06,983 --> 00:00:08,284 Okay, listen up. 4 00:00:08,335 --> 00:00:10,734 This next decision is, like, super important. 5 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:12,438 Okay. Do we watch "Adventures In Babysitting," 6 00:00:12,472 --> 00:00:14,840 "Pretty In Pink," or "Troop Beverly Hills"? 7 00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:16,637 "Troop Beverly Hills"! 8 00:00:16,662 --> 00:00:18,096 I was hoping you'd say that! 9 00:00:18,131 --> 00:00:20,665 Shelley Long has a black belt in shopping! 10 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,217 It's very funny to me. 11 00:00:22,219 --> 00:00:24,052 Oh, my god. This is so fun. 12 00:00:24,055 --> 00:00:25,238 I love you all so much! 13 00:00:26,924 --> 00:00:28,441 ♪Come on down ♪ 14 00:00:28,475 --> 00:00:30,243 ♪it's cookie time ♪ 15 00:00:30,277 --> 00:00:32,161 ♪it's cookie time ♪ 16 00:00:32,196 --> 00:00:35,064 "Troop Beverly Hills" was the ultimate girl cult movie. 17 00:00:35,115 --> 00:00:37,884 It had it all... songs, shopping, and Shelley Long. 18 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:39,902 ♪ It's cookie time ♪ 19 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,487 ♪ it's cookie time ♪ 20 00:00:41,538 --> 00:00:42,705 My mom loved it, too, 21 00:00:42,739 --> 00:00:44,423 because the girls were still young enough 22 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,608 to let her join the troop. 23 00:00:45,642 --> 00:00:47,710 And even though Erica and her gal pals 24 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,078 got older and cooler, 25 00:00:49,112 --> 00:00:51,347 they never left their favorite tradition behind. 26 00:00:51,349 --> 00:00:53,949 Just heard Mark McGonagle's throwing a rager Saturday night. 27 00:00:53,951 --> 00:00:55,484 He lets the girls do keg stands first. 28 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:56,719 He's such a gentleman. 29 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:59,088 Or we do our annual pajama party, Make s'Mores, 30 00:00:59,122 --> 00:01:01,457 and recite every word of "Troop Beverly Hills." 31 00:01:01,459 --> 00:01:02,508 Ugh, so lame. 32 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:03,609 You know you're dying to do it. 33 00:01:03,643 --> 00:01:04,610 I am. Yay! 34 00:01:04,661 --> 00:01:05,995 Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun! 35 00:01:05,997 --> 00:01:08,364 Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun! 36 00:01:08,398 --> 00:01:10,249 No! Take off the mom pajamas 37 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,984 and stop doing what you're doing. 38 00:01:12,018 --> 00:01:13,836 Please let me be your Shelley Long! 39 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,138 We'll call it "Troop Beverly," just like in the old days. 40 00:01:16,173 --> 00:01:17,273 That's when we were too young 41 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:18,841 to know how unbearably annoying you were. 42 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:21,677 No offense taken. But come on. 43 00:01:21,711 --> 00:01:24,346 Your pajama parties are the only reminder I have 44 00:01:24,381 --> 00:01:26,315 of when you were happy, tiny girls 45 00:01:26,366 --> 00:01:28,500 and not godforsaken teenage monsters. 46 00:01:28,552 --> 00:01:29,552 Look at me, Mom! 47 00:01:29,603 --> 00:01:31,754 There is no troop Beverly anymore. 48 00:01:31,788 --> 00:01:32,838 End of story. 49 00:01:32,889 --> 00:01:35,090 Dude, did you hear that? 50 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,959 Your sister's having her hot friends over 51 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:37,926 for a lingerie party. 52 00:01:37,961 --> 00:01:39,645 Pretty sure I heard "pajama". 53 00:01:39,679 --> 00:01:41,230 Bet they're gonna have pillow fights, 54 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:43,332 tickle fights, and other fights we can't even imagine! 55 00:01:43,334 --> 00:01:45,100 Easy, Dave Kim. That's my sister. 56 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:48,003 We can hide your video camera when they're having their party. 57 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:49,605 Yes! Oh, my god! 58 00:01:49,639 --> 00:01:51,006 Again, that's my sister. 59 00:01:51,057 --> 00:01:53,776 Dude, this is our one chance to peek behind the curtain 60 00:01:53,810 --> 00:01:55,260 and gain insight into young womanhood. 61 00:01:55,311 --> 00:01:57,663 Well, on one hand, 62 00:01:57,697 --> 00:02:00,099 it's an unforgivable invasion of privacy. 63 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:04,253 O- the other hand, girls are a perplexing mystery, 64 00:02:04,287 --> 00:02:06,889 and filming them for education purposes 65 00:02:06,891 --> 00:02:09,324 could provide some helpful insight. 66 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,709 Let's do it! 67 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,426 Yes! 68 00:02:11,428 --> 00:02:12,594 Aw, man! 69 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:13,996 We're gonna be the coolest guys in school! 70 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:16,915 We were not. 71 00:02:23,756 --> 00:02:26,208 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 72 00:02:31,764 --> 00:02:34,049 It was November 11th, 1980-something, 73 00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:35,513 and Barry and Pops just discovered 74 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,644 Willow Grove mall had a new store. 75 00:02:37,695 --> 00:02:40,134 Holy crap, puppies! 76 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:42,447 They're so Fluffy and adorable! 77 00:02:42,472 --> 00:02:44,188 They're like the kittens of dogs! 78 00:02:44,213 --> 00:02:47,514 Look! That one's falling asleep while standing up. 79 00:02:47,548 --> 00:02:48,432 I've done that. 80 00:02:48,466 --> 00:02:50,433 Oh, not so fast. 81 00:02:50,468 --> 00:02:52,552 Look, I don't want to sound like your father, 82 00:02:52,554 --> 00:02:53,887 but you can't go in there. 83 00:02:53,938 --> 00:02:55,522 You're deathly allergic to dogs. 84 00:02:55,556 --> 00:02:57,140 Ugh! Why?! 85 00:02:57,191 --> 00:02:58,779 I know, it's rough. 86 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:02,562 But I'll be at your side in solidarity. 87 00:03:02,613 --> 00:03:04,064 Oooh... . 88 00:03:04,115 --> 00:03:06,066 That fuzzy one just sneezed. 89 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,567 I'll see you in 10. 90 00:03:07,569 --> 00:03:09,402 My brother's violent dog allergy 91 00:03:09,453 --> 00:03:11,905 had always been a source of great frustration. 92 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,457 But that day, the lure of cute, cuddly puppies 93 00:03:14,492 --> 00:03:16,493 was too much for Barry. 94 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,411 There's nothing to worry about. 95 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:20,714 This thin mesh barrier will protect me. 96 00:03:20,748 --> 00:03:23,750 But as Barry stared down into that pit of adorableness, 97 00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:26,553 he lost his balance and tumbled into furry danger. 98 00:03:26,587 --> 00:03:29,089 Oh, god, no! Not puppies! 99 00:03:29,091 --> 00:03:30,757 Hold your breath, Barry! 100 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:32,225 I'm gonna... I'm gonna die! 101 00:03:32,259 --> 00:03:34,010 They're so cute, but deadly! 102 00:03:34,095 --> 00:03:35,261 They're gonna kill me! 103 00:03:35,263 --> 00:03:38,848 Uh... Kiddo, y-you seem totally fine. 104 00:03:38,899 --> 00:03:41,100 You're right. I am! 105 00:03:41,102 --> 00:03:44,104 Get on in here, you! I'm the puppy king! 106 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:48,108 Dad! You won't believe it. 107 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,910 I'm alive! I'm actually alive! 108 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:51,778 Ask your mother. 109 00:03:51,829 --> 00:03:53,329 I spent the entire afternoon 110 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:54,998 in a puppy pit cheating death. 111 00:03:55,032 --> 00:03:56,449 You always said the reason 112 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,334 we can't get a dog is 'cause of me. 113 00:03:58,369 --> 00:04:00,453 Forget what happened in the puppy pit. 114 00:04:00,504 --> 00:04:01,621 That was a fluke. 115 00:04:01,623 --> 00:04:03,790 You are crazy allergic to dogs. Wrong! 116 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:05,592 My insanely strong immune system 117 00:04:05,626 --> 00:04:06,876 has grown so powerful 118 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:09,262 that I'm no longer allergic to anything on earth. 119 00:04:09,296 --> 00:04:11,047 No. Stop. Don't think that. 120 00:04:11,098 --> 00:04:12,348 It's the truth! 121 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:13,933 I'll go outside right now and roll in poison oak. 122 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:14,884 You'll see. 123 00:04:14,935 --> 00:04:16,352 I made it up, okay? 124 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:18,521 You're not allergic to dogs. What?! 125 00:04:18,555 --> 00:04:21,357 The only reason I said that is because when you were a kid, 126 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,893 you asked for one every damn day! 127 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:25,228 Do you realize you've denied me 128 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,779 the sidekick I've always longed for? 129 00:04:26,814 --> 00:04:27,814 I'm okay with that. 130 00:04:27,865 --> 00:04:28,981 Do you know how many times 131 00:04:29,032 --> 00:04:30,616 I had to play Frisbee by myself? 132 00:04:30,651 --> 00:04:32,485 How many times I got caught in a well? 133 00:04:32,487 --> 00:04:33,986 Look, I got enough ungrateful kids 134 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:35,371 around here to take care of. 135 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:36,456 The last thing I need 136 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:38,157 is an ungrateful animal to take care of. 137 00:04:38,159 --> 00:04:39,158 Get me a dog. No. 138 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,376 Get me a dog! No! 139 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,295 I'm gonna keep saying it until I get 140 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:43,996 the four-legged friend I deserve! 141 00:04:44,047 --> 00:04:44,964 Give me a dog! 142 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:45,882 No! Stop asking. 143 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:47,133 It's not gonna happen. 144 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,167 Give me a dog. No. 145 00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:48,935 Give me a dog. No. 146 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:49,735 Give me a dog. No. 147 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:50,736 Give me a dog. No. 148 00:04:50,771 --> 00:04:51,637 Give me a dog. No. 149 00:04:51,672 --> 00:04:52,371 Give me a dog. No. 150 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:53,339 Give me a dog. No. 151 00:04:53,373 --> 00:04:54,140 Give me a dog. No. 152 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:55,107 Give me a dog. No. 153 00:04:55,142 --> 00:04:55,825 Give me a dog. No. 154 00:04:55,859 --> 00:04:56,876 Give me a dog. No. 155 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:57,643 Give me a dog. No. 156 00:04:57,678 --> 00:04:58,978 Give me a dog. No. 157 00:04:59,012 --> 00:05:01,781 Give me a dog. Fine! 158 00:05:01,783 --> 00:05:04,383 But if I say yes, promise me you'll take care of it. 159 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,484 It's your dog. 160 00:05:05,519 --> 00:05:06,569 Yes! 161 00:05:06,603 --> 00:05:08,287 Now I'm not the only one in the house 162 00:05:08,289 --> 00:05:10,089 who has to take his pill in cheese! 163 00:05:10,107 --> 00:05:12,992 While Barry finally got his wish for a dog, 164 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:15,861 me and my crew were getting our greatest wish. 165 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:18,230 Thanks to cutting-edge VHS technology, 166 00:05:18,232 --> 00:05:20,716 we would learn the secrets of womanhood. 167 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:27,506 Okay. I just snuck a cable from the bedroom to the basement. 168 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:29,358 Fingers crossed, boys. 169 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:32,127 Oh! Yes! 170 00:05:34,447 --> 00:05:36,565 Okay, enough! Silence! 171 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:38,834 Dave Kim needs to focus. 172 00:05:41,688 --> 00:05:42,888 It's happening. 173 00:05:42,923 --> 00:05:45,274 Today we learn the secrets of womanhood. 174 00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:46,775 This is the best moment of my life. 175 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,043 I love you guys. 176 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:49,595 ♪We're the girls from Beverly Hills ♪ 177 00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,180 ♪1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ 178 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:52,915 ♪shopping is our greatest skill ♪ 179 00:05:54,217 --> 00:05:55,768 What the hell? They're just watching a dumb movie. 180 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:57,820 Come of age already, damn it! 181 00:05:57,854 --> 00:05:59,254 Hit each other with pillows! 182 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:02,191 Okay, who wants pizza ro... oh, my god! 183 00:06:02,225 --> 00:06:03,942 What is happening here?! 184 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:06,545 Okay, I can totally explain this. 185 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:07,479 Run! 186 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:09,782 You're grounded, Adam! 187 00:06:09,816 --> 00:06:11,750 And I'm calling your mothers! 188 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,519 Oooh! 189 00:06:13,553 --> 00:06:15,621 Pbht! 190 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:16,922 In that moment, 191 00:06:16,956 --> 00:06:18,624 my mother realized she had found a way 192 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:20,692 into Erica's pajama party, and into her life. 193 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:22,411 Oooh... 194 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:23,929 I'll just watch for a little bit. 195 00:06:23,963 --> 00:06:25,797 And she couldn't resist. 196 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:28,417 Should I do a loose crimp or a tighter, more intense one? 197 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:29,468 Tight crimp. Tight crimp. 198 00:06:29,502 --> 00:06:30,185 Loose. 199 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,436 Yeah, no, wh-whatever. 200 00:06:31,471 --> 00:06:32,454 Loose is good. 201 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:33,538 That night, 202 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,806 my mom had the time of her life 203 00:06:34,841 --> 00:06:36,408 being a secret member of Erica's troop. 204 00:06:36,442 --> 00:06:37,526 ... three different girls, 205 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,543 and then he broke up with Heather. 206 00:06:38,578 --> 00:06:39,795 Heather G. or Heather S.? 207 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:41,280 Hello, principal ball. 208 00:06:41,314 --> 00:06:42,981 This is your butt doctor calling. 209 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:46,568 We found a problem. Your head was up there. 210 00:06:47,687 --> 00:06:49,221 Tell him he's bald! 211 00:06:49,255 --> 00:06:51,056 So, if you add a white line across the top, 212 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,307 it's a French manicure. 213 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:54,960 Well, don't I just look like Zsa Zsa Gábor. 214 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:56,261 Shi-shi froufrou. 215 00:06:56,295 --> 00:06:58,013 Um... Erica? 216 00:06:58,064 --> 00:07:00,165 What's that? 217 00:07:00,199 --> 00:07:02,601 Oh 218 00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:03,819 Someone's dead! 219 00:07:06,712 --> 00:07:08,530 Ow. Fudgy, fudgy, fudge! 220 00:07:08,564 --> 00:07:10,081 Fudgy, fudge... 221 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:13,151 Are you spying on our pajama party?! 222 00:07:13,186 --> 00:07:14,486 Before you say anything, I got to know, 223 00:07:14,488 --> 00:07:15,587 is it Heather G. or Heather S.? 224 00:07:15,621 --> 00:07:17,939 I don't even know what to say! 225 00:07:17,974 --> 00:07:20,709 You have never, ever stooped so low! 226 00:07:20,743 --> 00:07:23,395 I have. You just haven't caught me. 227 00:07:25,098 --> 00:07:26,281 Shut up and listen. 228 00:07:26,332 --> 00:07:28,666 I've narrowed down the exact breed of dog 229 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:31,269 that best matches my personality and lifestyle. 230 00:07:31,271 --> 00:07:32,237 Good morning to you, too. 231 00:07:32,239 --> 00:07:33,621 Our dog will either be the kind 232 00:07:33,656 --> 00:07:34,756 that looks like a sheep... 233 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,461 - Sheepdog... - A Cujo... 234 00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:38,326 - Book, not a breed... - A McGruff... 235 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:39,878 That's a cartoon crime dog. 236 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,730 ... or a bear crossed with a poodle. 237 00:07:41,764 --> 00:07:42,814 Not possible. 238 00:07:42,816 --> 00:07:44,399 Surprise, surprise! 239 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:46,751 Look who's back from the dog pound! 240 00:07:46,753 --> 00:07:48,686 Whoa, whoa, wait! You got a dog without me? 241 00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:50,071 It better be a grizzly-poodle. 242 00:07:50,106 --> 00:07:52,207 Seriously. If it's not a Grizzoodle, I don't want it. 243 00:07:52,258 --> 00:07:53,374 It's this thing. 244 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:56,027 Erica, come see how sweet and not awful I am! 245 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:57,495 He's perfect! 246 00:07:57,529 --> 00:07:58,696 He is a she, 247 00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:00,515 and you owe me 8 bucks for shots and gas. 248 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:02,100 Okay, okay. She needs a name. 249 00:08:02,151 --> 00:08:03,468 From this point on, 250 00:08:03,502 --> 00:08:05,753 this animal will only be known as Jean Dog Van Damme. 251 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:06,838 No, wait! 252 00:08:06,872 --> 00:08:08,189 Arnold Schwarzendogger. 253 00:08:08,223 --> 00:08:10,658 No, wait! Dogvester Stallone. 254 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:11,876 No, wait! 255 00:08:11,927 --> 00:08:12,927 Lucky. 256 00:08:12,978 --> 00:08:14,862 Erica, come meet Lucky. 257 00:08:14,897 --> 00:08:17,298 It's a perfect name, 'cause she's so lucky 258 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:20,318 to live with a family that's so loving and forgiving. 259 00:08:20,352 --> 00:08:21,986 Getting a dog doesn't change my mind 260 00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:23,237 that you're a garbage mom. 261 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:25,340 But that doesn't mean 262 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:28,606 I can't give this sweetie Petey some lovey wubbies! 263 00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:29,360 Yes, I will! 264 00:08:29,395 --> 00:08:30,411 Yes, I will! 265 00:08:30,462 --> 00:08:31,913 Everyone's happy but me. 266 00:08:31,964 --> 00:08:33,431 Seems right. 267 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:36,334 And so Barry finally got his doggy sidekick. 268 00:08:36,368 --> 00:08:37,552 Or so he thought. 269 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:39,003 There you are, girl! 270 00:08:39,054 --> 00:08:41,239 Come on! It's time to train! 271 00:08:41,273 --> 00:08:44,208 I thought we'd skip "sit" and go to the important stuff, 272 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,777 like how to grind some rails and solve crimes. 273 00:08:46,812 --> 00:08:49,113 Will you be quiet? I'm trying to watch the game. 274 00:08:49,147 --> 00:08:50,431 Just take the thing and go. 275 00:08:51,817 --> 00:08:53,200 Whoa! Easy, girl. 276 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:54,752 Maybe you should just give her a little space. 277 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:55,920 Please. 278 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:57,471 Does that look like the face of a dog 279 00:08:57,522 --> 00:08:58,906 who doesn't utterly worship her master? 280 00:09:00,158 --> 00:09:01,726 Yeah, yeah. He's a moron. 281 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,760 Just settle down. 282 00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:06,714 Ooh. That's nice and toasty. 283 00:09:06,748 --> 00:09:08,766 You know, she's clearly tired. 284 00:09:10,152 --> 00:09:11,285 Get some rest, lucky. 285 00:09:11,319 --> 00:09:13,371 I'll teach you how to karate chop a board 286 00:09:13,373 --> 00:09:14,555 with your paws tomorrow. 287 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:18,242 Toasty. 288 00:09:18,244 --> 00:09:19,994 As my dad warmed up to the dog, 289 00:09:20,045 --> 00:09:21,462 Erica pulled out the big guns 290 00:09:21,496 --> 00:09:23,347 and gave my mom the cold shoulder. 291 00:09:23,398 --> 00:09:24,932 There's favorite daughter. 292 00:09:24,983 --> 00:09:26,417 How was school, squishy? 293 00:09:27,919 --> 00:09:30,087 Oh, now it's the silent treatment, huh? 294 00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:31,489 Fine. 295 00:09:31,523 --> 00:09:32,573 I'll wait for you to come around. 296 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:35,993 Okay, look, I know what I did was wrong, 297 00:09:36,027 --> 00:09:37,144 but I had no choice. 298 00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:39,497 You completely cut me out of your life! 299 00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:41,966 Invasive spy cams are all I got. 300 00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:44,385 Okay, this is ridiculous. 301 00:09:44,436 --> 00:09:45,636 You forgive me right now 302 00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,905 and let me hug your body or you're grounded. 303 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:50,074 Okay. Now I'll talk. 304 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:53,027 If anyone here is grounded, it's you. 305 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:55,079 You can't ground me, I'm your mother. 306 00:09:55,113 --> 00:09:58,032 I just did. You're grounded from my life. 307 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,934 You're not allowed to participate in it ever again. 308 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:02,886 You know what, I've had enough. 309 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,805 You want me out of your life? You got it. 310 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:06,824 We'll see how you do without me for a week. 311 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,525 You know that isn't a punishment, right? 312 00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:09,860 Oh, we'll see. 313 00:10:09,911 --> 00:10:11,445 And when you come crawling back, 314 00:10:11,496 --> 00:10:13,447 begging for your mother's help and guidance, 315 00:10:13,498 --> 00:10:15,449 we both know what'll happen then. 316 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,201 You'll scoop me up in your arms. 317 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:19,253 And smother you with kisses! 318 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:21,255 Deal with that, sucka! 319 00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:27,364 Wasn't like my dad to want a dog... 320 00:10:27,389 --> 00:10:30,285 Until he met the dog that was just like him. 321 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:31,654 What the hell is lucky wearing? 322 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,280 Did you make my dog an Eagles jersey? 323 00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:35,448 Sure did. You put effort into something? 324 00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:36,516 Can you believe it?! 325 00:10:36,551 --> 00:10:38,285 And look what I put on the back. 326 00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:42,155 Instead of Jaworski, I put "Paworski." 327 00:10:42,189 --> 00:10:44,040 'Cause it has paws. 328 00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:45,959 Because it's a dog. 329 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,061 Not cool! 330 00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:51,398 Dad's turned the dog against me! 331 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:52,999 This was my dream, and... 332 00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:54,901 Dude, what do you got there? 333 00:10:54,952 --> 00:10:56,303 I'm making a dog puppet arm 334 00:10:56,337 --> 00:10:58,672 for when lucky needs to grab stuff in my home movies. 335 00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:00,957 I'm gonna make "Turner & Hooch," but watchable. 336 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:02,142 You can't direct lucky. 337 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:03,676 Your terrible changing voice 338 00:11:03,678 --> 00:11:05,361 will hurt her sensitive dog ears. 339 00:11:05,396 --> 00:11:07,247 Besides, I can't even get her away from Dad 340 00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:09,099 to play Frisbee with me. This is bullcrap! 341 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:11,117 Dad hasn't turned lucky against you. 342 00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:13,920 The dog just listens to him 'cause he's the Alpha male. 343 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:14,721 The wha? 344 00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:16,389 The boss. Numero uno. 345 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,042 Lucky has to follow Dad. It's nature. 346 00:11:19,076 --> 00:11:21,094 Nature is an idiot. 347 00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:22,779 I'm number uno. 348 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:23,863 In lucky's eyes, 349 00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:25,131 you're ranked number four in this family. 350 00:11:25,165 --> 00:11:26,966 No way! Clearly Dad's one. 351 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,935 Pops is an elder, so that makes him two. 352 00:11:28,986 --> 00:11:30,620 I have a power alliance with Pops, 353 00:11:30,654 --> 00:11:32,505 so that puts me at three and you at four. 354 00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:33,806 Four?! 355 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:36,025 That's the copper medal of the Olympics! 356 00:11:36,076 --> 00:11:37,443 Only one thing left to do. 357 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:39,379 I shall challenge Dad to a showdown 358 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:41,314 and become the Alpha! 359 00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:44,584 It's okay, Barry. 360 00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:46,853 Good Barry. 361 00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:48,571 Good Barry. Good Barry. 362 00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:49,789 Stop! 363 00:11:49,823 --> 00:11:51,924 As Barry was ready to challenge my dad, 364 00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,343 Beverly was ready for Erica 365 00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:56,028 to admit that a few days without her were impossible. 366 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:58,831 And there it is, the one thing I know you can't resist... 367 00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:00,600 My seven-meat meatloaf. 368 00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:01,784 I knew you'd give in. 369 00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:03,469 Thanks, but I'll eat at Lainey's. 370 00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:04,871 Got to study for mid-terms. 371 00:12:04,905 --> 00:12:06,772 Woof, must be tough not having your mom there 372 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,591 to help you hit the books this week, huh? 373 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,176 Actually, this week's been pretty good. 374 00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:12,845 Look into your heart and tell me the truth. 375 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,215 No, you're right. This week's been pretty great. 376 00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:17,466 Stop. 377 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,485 You haven't missed my back scratches? No. 378 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,388 How I lay on your sheets to warm them up before bedtime? God, no. 379 00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:24,957 The love notes I write you on the steamy shower door? No. 380 00:12:24,992 --> 00:12:27,259 The way I suck out the pits of your olives. No! 381 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,645 Just admit you learned your lesson. 382 00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:31,831 Life is worse without your mama. 383 00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:34,467 I'm sorry, but this week has proven that I'm an adult 384 00:12:34,501 --> 00:12:36,869 and I can take care of myself. 385 00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:38,170 I don't have all the facts, 386 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:40,439 but I think this one goes in the "lost" column. 387 00:12:40,474 --> 00:12:42,308 This is the worst thing to happen to me 388 00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,709 since Adam learned to walk. 389 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,961 My god. 390 00:12:46,012 --> 00:12:47,980 I can't believe how easy it is to sneak downtown 391 00:12:47,982 --> 00:12:49,615 when you don't have a mom in your life. 392 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,534 Yeah. Mine's been gone since I was 12. 393 00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:52,685 It's the best. 394 00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:53,602 So, where are the tickets? 395 00:12:53,637 --> 00:12:54,687 What tickets? 396 00:12:54,738 --> 00:12:56,155 I thought we'd buy some from a scalper. 397 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,756 Isn't that really, really illegal? 398 00:12:57,791 --> 00:12:59,225 Definitely. 399 00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:00,276 Hey, dude, you got any tickets? 400 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,728 Yeah. 10th row center. 401 00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:03,829 You interested? 402 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,764 Hells yeah we are. 403 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:07,266 Hells yeah you aren't. 404 00:13:07,268 --> 00:13:09,034 Oh, no. Oh, god. 405 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:09,702 You got I.D.? 406 00:13:09,753 --> 00:13:11,387 I do have I.D. 407 00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:12,304 Is it a fake I.D.? 408 00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:13,656 You know what, just arrest us. 409 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,074 This isn't gonna get any better. 410 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,875 As Erica sank to rock bottom, 411 00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:19,311 Barry was about to make his move to the top of the heap. 412 00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:22,031 Murray Terrence Goldberg, 413 00:13:22,082 --> 00:13:24,883 I challenge you to feats of strength. 414 00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:26,135 Terrence? 415 00:13:26,186 --> 00:13:27,569 Do you actually think that's my middle name? 416 00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:28,954 Silence! 417 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,889 Prepare to engage in a wrestling match 418 00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:33,225 so the dog can bear witness to my true dominance. 419 00:13:33,227 --> 00:13:34,827 Put on this Mexican fighting mask. 420 00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:36,795 - No. - Then take off your shirt. 421 00:13:36,846 --> 00:13:39,648 I'm not gonna wrestle you with or without clothing. 422 00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:40,933 Fine! 423 00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:42,835 Then lucky will recognize me as the Alpha 424 00:13:42,869 --> 00:13:44,620 after I launch heavy items into the air 425 00:13:44,671 --> 00:13:46,805 using pure power and brute strength. 426 00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,876 It's slipping! No! Look away, lucky! 427 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,960 Why isn't this working? 428 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:53,896 I'm lifting with my back like you're supposed to! 429 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,948 Okay, stop with the lifting. 430 00:13:55,982 --> 00:13:58,717 Look, it's not my fault the dog hangs around me. 431 00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:00,085 We just get each other. 432 00:14:00,119 --> 00:14:02,070 Oh, my god. 433 00:14:02,121 --> 00:14:03,789 - You love her! - I do not. 434 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,290 There's actual love in your heart, 435 00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:06,725 and you're using it for the dog. 436 00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:08,527 - I do not love the dog. - Fine. 437 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:09,828 Then you won't care if I return her. 438 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:10,996 Where's the receipt? 439 00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:13,682 She's family! You can't return family! 440 00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:15,067 Believe me, I've checked. 441 00:14:15,118 --> 00:14:17,836 Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor. 442 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,304 Don't do that. Come here, Traitor. 443 00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:20,656 Do not call her Traitor. 444 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,291 That's a Goody-Woody little Traitor. 445 00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:24,843 Don't use a baby voice to call her Traitor! 446 00:14:24,877 --> 00:14:26,011 Then admit you love her! 447 00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:27,512 You know what, we don't need this crap. 448 00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:29,147 Come on, Luckster. Let's go for a walk. 449 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:31,983 As Barry realized he'd been replaced by a dog, 450 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:35,020 Erica and Lainey were realizing they were in deep trouble. 451 00:14:35,054 --> 00:14:38,140 You get one phone call. Make it count. 452 00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:40,075 Yes. One call. 453 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,710 No-brainer. We're calling your mom. 454 00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:43,028 No way! 455 00:14:43,062 --> 00:14:44,980 I told her I could live my life without her. 456 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,898 You're in jail. You clearly can't. 457 00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:49,117 It took me 16 years to get to this position. 458 00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,335 I can't go back. 459 00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:51,353 Well, call someone. 460 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,074 Hello? 461 00:14:56,076 --> 00:14:58,843 Hey. Is Pops there? 462 00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:02,580 I'm studying, and I have a question about world war... 463 00:15:02,615 --> 00:15:05,133 I or II or whatever one he was in. 464 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,185 Hold on. 465 00:15:08,437 --> 00:15:09,988 Hi, sweetheart. What's doing? 466 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,656 I'm in major trouble and Mom will kill me, 467 00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:12,507 so just act normal. 468 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,925 Okeydokey, Smokey. 469 00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,777 That doesn't sound normal. That sounds crazy! 470 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:18,163 Yessiree, sir, indeedy-Doo! 471 00:15:18,197 --> 00:15:19,164 Just don't talk. 472 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:21,983 Okeydokey... 473 00:15:22,017 --> 00:15:24,269 Just come to the police station downtown. 474 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,770 I know you lost your license 475 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,289 and will need to steal a car, but I need you. 476 00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:32,277 So if you'll help, just say, "America won the war." 477 00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:34,579 America won the war! 478 00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:38,299 And just like that, 479 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,884 Pops floored it to Erica's rescue. 480 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,673 Evening, Officer. 481 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,292 Pull over now. 482 00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:51,896 Any idea how fast you were driving? 483 00:15:51,947 --> 00:15:53,398 50? 3. 484 00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,333 53? Just 3. 485 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:56,868 Well, that sounds very safe. 486 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:59,053 It's not. Can I see your license? 487 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,557 Sure thing, Officer. It's right down here. 488 00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:05,810 Kiss my grits, porky! 489 00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:10,848 You're still in park. 490 00:16:10,899 --> 00:16:12,100 I-in my defense, 491 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:14,485 I haven't driven in two years... 492 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,687 'Cause I have no license. 493 00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:19,740 Pops, thank god you're here! 494 00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:21,275 I'm in really big trouble, Erica! 495 00:16:21,326 --> 00:16:22,360 Call your mother! 496 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,598 My sister had set out to prove 497 00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,083 she could live life without my mom. 498 00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:30,623 And she failed miserably. 499 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:32,833 Don't you two worry. We'll be fine. 500 00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:35,819 No matter what happens, we got each other's back. 501 00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:37,954 Mr. Solomon, you're free to go. 502 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,139 Pops out! 503 00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:40,307 Mom, seriously?! 504 00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:41,625 What about us? 505 00:16:41,659 --> 00:16:42,993 Yeah, do that thing where you scream 506 00:16:42,995 --> 00:16:44,494 and dig into the officer's personal life 507 00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:45,612 so much that he sets us free. 508 00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:51,234 She only does that for people who want her in their life. 509 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:53,219 No silent treatment! That's my thing. 510 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,122 You know what she wants to hear. 511 00:16:56,157 --> 00:16:58,091 Fine! 512 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,025 I need you in my life. 513 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,344 She didn't hear you. 514 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:03,596 I need you in my stupid life! Gah! 515 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:06,683 She wants to know if you mean it. 516 00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:08,685 You're not just saying it because you're in prison. 517 00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,870 Sure, there's that. 518 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,489 But you're my mom. 519 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:14,457 Of course I mean it. 520 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:22,115 There's no way I'm going to the concert now, right? 521 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,616 She says, "god, no." 522 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,384 Right. 523 00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,037 Hey. 524 00:17:28,072 --> 00:17:30,706 Mm. Can we talk? 525 00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:34,168 Look, I'm no longer gonna demand you be my sidekick. 526 00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:37,520 I know I'm not the Alpha or the beta. 527 00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,789 I'm whatever comes last in the Greek letters. 528 00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:41,407 I think it's Zorbo. 529 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,292 See, ever since I was a little boy, 530 00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:44,510 I wanted a dog like you. 531 00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:46,062 Not 'cause you could jet-ski 532 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,864 or break-dance or deflect grenades with your paws. 533 00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,966 I just wanted a friend. 534 00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:52,568 And I didn't have many growing up. 535 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:55,588 But I do now. And a hot girlfriend. 536 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,107 So I guess I don't need you as much as I used to. 537 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:03,239 But my dad, he could use a cool friend like you. 538 00:18:03,264 --> 00:18:05,210 Dude's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. 539 00:18:06,383 --> 00:18:07,883 So, we cool? 540 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:09,602 Right. You can't talk. 541 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,213 You can't talk, right? 542 00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,557 The dog can't talk, Barry. 543 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:16,742 Hey, that was a private conference 544 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,177 between me and Traitor. 545 00:18:18,211 --> 00:18:21,647 Look, I'm not the Alpha. 546 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,165 But the dog always sits right next to you. 547 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,000 That's because of the scraps. 548 00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:28,270 There's all sorts of tasty shrapnel flying around here. 549 00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:29,538 Here. 550 00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:31,423 Give her a try. 551 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,392 Whoa! 552 00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:34,410 She likes me! 553 00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:35,444 Of course she does. 554 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:36,628 You're a likeable kid. 555 00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:38,347 So, does this mean we can share the dog? 556 00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:39,815 I-I don't care. 557 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:41,950 Come on. Say it. Say you love her. 558 00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:42,951 She's fine. Say it! 559 00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:44,386 She's fine. You love the dog. 560 00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:46,488 I love the dog! 561 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:47,777 Me too. 562 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:55,414 That day, we opened our hearts to a new family member. 563 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:58,800 And Erica opened her heart to my mom. 564 00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:01,653 Smells yummy. Since when do you bake? 565 00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:04,106 Just felt like cookie time. 566 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:11,463 What's all this? 567 00:19:11,514 --> 00:19:13,382 It's hard to say. 568 00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:17,753 Even though I'm grown up 569 00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:20,555 and I don't need you... 570 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:22,991 I still do. 571 00:19:22,993 --> 00:19:24,926 I always will. 572 00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:31,083 After everything I did, you still bailed me out. 573 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:34,202 So, I thought I'd finally give you 574 00:19:34,237 --> 00:19:37,339 the pajama party that you deserve. 575 00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:39,307 Oh, Honey. 576 00:19:39,342 --> 00:19:42,227 So, what do you say? 577 00:19:42,278 --> 00:19:44,496 Troop Beverly? 578 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:46,965 Troop Beverly. 579 00:19:46,999 --> 00:19:48,800 And in the end it was all worth it. 580 00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:51,703 Not only did my mom and sister start a new tradition, 581 00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:55,073 but my dad, Barry, and their new sidekick did, too. 582 00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:57,726 Because that's what makes a family great. 583 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,593 Yes! Yes! 584 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:00,061 Oh, yeah! 585 00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:02,797 It's not just the big moments. It's the simple things. 586 00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:05,183 Like cheering on your favorite team, 587 00:20:05,217 --> 00:20:06,968 roasting marshmallows, 588 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,354 or finding out the people you've been keeping at a distance 589 00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:11,189 are actually the people you're closest to. 590 00:20:11,223 --> 00:20:13,141 So, tell me the truth. 591 00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:15,860 Was it Heather G. or Heather S.? 592 00:20:15,895 --> 00:20:18,196 Heather T. 593 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,531 No! Yeah. 594 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,693 "Luck Tin Tin," take one. 595 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,762 Hey, kid! Give me your money! 596 00:20:27,787 --> 00:20:29,221 Hey, who are you? 597 00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:32,224 Luck Tin Tin! 598 00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,558 Save me! 599 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,061 Luck Tin Tin, attack! 600 00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:37,279 Oh, yeah! Luck Tin Tin! 601 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:38,063 Pa-pow! Pow! 602 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:41,783 Aah! Oh, no! No! 603 00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,735 No! No! Don't hurt me! 604 00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:55,823 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com