1 00:00:02,445 --> 00:00:03,829 Adult Adam: If you were a girl growing up in the '80s, 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,932 the pajama party was a night of epic adventure. 3 00:00:06,983 --> 00:00:08,284 Okay, listen up. 4 00:00:08,335 --> 00:00:10,734 This next decision is, like, super important. 5 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:12,438 Okay. Do we watch "Adventures In Babysitting," 6 00:00:12,472 --> 00:00:14,840 "Pretty In Pink," or "Troop Beverly Hills"? 7 00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:16,637 "Troop Beverly Hills"! 8 00:00:16,662 --> 00:00:18,096 I was hoping you'd say that! 9 00:00:18,131 --> 00:00:20,665 Shelley Long has a black belt in shopping! 10 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,217 It's very funny to me. 11 00:00:22,219 --> 00:00:24,052 Oh, my god. This is so fun. 12 00:00:24,055 --> 00:00:25,238 I love you all so much! 13 00:00:26,924 --> 00:00:28,441 ♪Come on down ♪ 14 00:00:28,475 --> 00:00:30,243 ♪it's cookie time ♪ 15 00:00:30,277 --> 00:00:32,161 ♪it's cookie time ♪ 16 00:00:32,196 --> 00:00:35,064 "Troop Beverly Hills" was the ultimate girl cult movie. 17 00:00:35,115 --> 00:00:37,884 It had it all... songs, shopping, and Shelley Long. 18 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:39,902 ♪ It's cookie time ♪ 19 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,487 ♪ it's cookie time ♪ 20 00:00:41,538 --> 00:00:42,705 My mom loved it, too, 21 00:00:42,739 --> 00:00:44,423 because the girls were still young enough 22 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,608 to let her join the troop. 23 00:00:45,642 --> 00:00:47,710 And even though Erica and her gal pals 24 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,078 got older and cooler, 25 00:00:49,112 --> 00:00:51,347 they never left their favorite tradition behind. 26 00:00:51,349 --> 00:00:53,949 Just heard Mark McGonagle's throwing a rager Saturday night. 27 00:00:53,951 --> 00:00:55,484 He lets the girls do keg stands first. 28 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:56,719 He's such a gentleman. 29 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:59,088 Or we do our annual pajama party, Make s'Mores, 30 00:00:59,122 --> 00:01:01,457 and recite every word of "Troop Beverly Hills." 31 00:01:01,459 --> 00:01:02,508 Ugh, so lame. 32 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:03,609 You know you're dying to do it. 33 00:01:03,643 --> 00:01:04,610 I am. Yay! 34 00:01:04,661 --> 00:01:05,995 Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun! 35 00:01:05,997 --> 00:01:08,364 Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun! 36 00:01:08,398 --> 00:01:10,249 No! Take off the mom pajamas 37 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,984 and stop doing what you're doing. 38 00:01:12,018 --> 00:01:13,836 Please let me be your Shelley Long! 39 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,138 We'll call it "Troop Beverly," just like in the old days. 40 00:01:16,173 --> 00:01:17,273 That's when we were too young 41 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:18,841 to know how unbearably annoying you were. 42 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:21,677 No offense taken. But come on. 43 00:01:21,711 --> 00:01:24,346 Your pajama parties are the only reminder I have 44 00:01:24,381 --> 00:01:26,315 of when you were happy, tiny girls 45 00:01:26,366 --> 00:01:28,500 and not godforsaken teenage monsters. 46 00:01:28,552 --> 00:01:29,552 Look at me, Mom! 47 00:01:29,603 --> 00:01:31,754 There is no troop Beverly anymore. 48 00:01:31,788 --> 00:01:32,838 End of story. 49 00:01:32,889 --> 00:01:35,090 Dude, did you hear that? 50 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,959 Your sister's having her hot friends over 51 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:37,926 for a lingerie party. 52 00:01:37,961 --> 00:01:39,645 Pretty sure I heard "pajama". 53 00:01:39,679 --> 00:01:41,230 Bet they're gonna have pillow fights, 54 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:43,332 tickle fights, and other fights we can't even imagine! 55 00:01:43,334 --> 00:01:45,100 Easy, Dave Kim. That's my sister. 56 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:48,003 We can hide your video camera when they're having their party. 57 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:49,605 Yes! Oh, my god! 58 00:01:49,639 --> 00:01:51,006 Again, that's my sister. 59 00:01:51,057 --> 00:01:53,776 Dude, this is our one chance to peek behind the curtain 60 00:01:53,810 --> 00:01:55,260 and gain insight into young womanhood. 61 00:01:55,311 --> 00:01:57,663 Well, on one hand, 62 00:01:57,697 --> 00:02:00,099 it's an unforgivable invasion of privacy. 63 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:04,253 O- the other hand, girls are a perplexing mystery, 64 00:02:04,287 --> 00:02:06,889 and filming them for education purposes 65 00:02:06,891 --> 00:02:09,324 could provide some helpful insight. 66 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,709 Let's do it! 67 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,426 Yes! 68 00:02:11,428 --> 00:02:12,594 Aw, man! 69 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:13,996 We're gonna be the coolest guys in school! 70 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:16,915 We were not. 71 00:02:23,756 --> 00:02:26,208 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 72 00:02:31,764 --> 00:02:34,049 It was November 11th, 1980-something, 73 00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:35,513 and Barry and Pops just discovered 74 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,644 Willow Grove mall had a new store. 75 00:02:37,695 --> 00:02:40,134 Holy crap, puppies! 76 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:42,447 They're so Fluffy and adorable! 77 00:02:42,472 --> 00:02:44,188 They're like the kittens of dogs! 78 00:02:44,213 --> 00:02:47,514 Look! That one's falling asleep while standing up. 79 00:02:47,548 --> 00:02:48,432 I've done that. 80 00:02:48,466 --> 00:02:50,433 Oh, not so fast. 81 00:02:50,468 --> 00:02:52,552 Look, I don't want to sound like your father, 82 00:02:52,554 --> 00:02:53,887 but you can't go in there. 83 00:02:53,938 --> 00:02:55,522 You're deathly allergic to dogs. 84 00:02:55,556 --> 00:02:57,140 Ugh! Why?! 85 00:02:57,191 --> 00:02:58,779 I know, it's rough. 86 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:02,562 But I'll be at your side in solidarity. 87 00:03:02,613 --> 00:03:04,064 Oooh... . 88 00:03:04,115 --> 00:03:06,066 That fuzzy one just sneezed. 89 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,567 I'll see you in 10. 90 00:03:07,569 --> 00:03:09,402 My brother's violent dog allergy 91 00:03:09,453 --> 00:03:11,905 had always been a source of great frustration. 92 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,457 But that day, the lure of cute, cuddly puppies 93 00:03:14,492 --> 00:03:16,493 was too much for Barry. 94 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,411 There's nothing to worry about. 95 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:20,714 This thin mesh barrier will protect me. 96 00:03:20,748 --> 00:03:23,750 But as Barry stared down into that pit of adorableness, 97 00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:26,553 he lost his balance and tumbled into furry danger. 98 00:03:26,587 --> 00:03:29,089 Oh, god, no! Not puppies! 99 00:03:29,091 --> 00:03:30,757 Hold your breath, Barry! 100 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:32,225 I'm gonna... I'm gonna die! 101 00:03:32,259 --> 00:03:34,010 They're so cute, but deadly! 102 00:03:34,095 --> 00:03:35,261 They're gonna kill me! 103 00:03:35,263 --> 00:03:38,848 Uh... Kiddo, y-you seem totally fine. 104 00:03:38,899 --> 00:03:41,100 You're right. I am! 105 00:03:41,102 --> 00:03:44,104 Get on in here, you! I'm the puppy king! 106 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:48,108 Dad! You won't believe it. 107 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,910 I'm alive! I'm actually alive! 108 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:51,778 Ask your mother. 109 00:03:51,829 --> 00:03:53,329 I spent the entire afternoon 110 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:54,998 in a puppy pit cheating death. 111 00:03:55,032 --> 00:03:56,449 You always said the reason 112 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,334 we can't get a dog is 'cause of me. 113 00:03:58,369 --> 00:04:00,453 Forget what happened in the puppy pit. 114 00:04:00,504 --> 00:04:01,621 That was a fluke. 115 00:04:01,623 --> 00:04:03,790 You are crazy allergic to dogs. Wrong! 116 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:05,592 My insanely strong immune system 117 00:04:05,626 --> 00:04:06,876 has grown so powerful 118 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:09,262 that I'm no longer allergic to anything on earth. 119 00:04:09,296 --> 00:04:11,047 No. Stop. Don't think that. 120 00:04:11,098 --> 00:04:12,348 It's the truth! 121 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:13,933 I'll go outside right now and roll in poison oak. 122 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:14,884 You'll see. 123 00:04:14,935 --> 00:04:16,352 I made it up, okay? 124 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:18,521 You're not allergic to dogs. What?! 125 00:04:18,555 --> 00:04:21,357 The only reason I said that is because when you were a kid, 126 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,893 you asked for one every damn day! 127 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:25,228 Do you realize you've denied me 128 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,779 the sidekick I've always longed for? 129 00:04:26,814 --> 00:04:27,814 I'm okay with that. 130 00:04:27,865 --> 00:04:28,981 Do you know how many times 131 00:04:29,032 --> 00:04:30,616 I had to play Frisbee by myself? 132 00:04:30,651 --> 00:04:32,485 How many times I got caught in a well? 133 00:04:32,487 --> 00:04:33,986 Look, I got enough ungrateful kids 134 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:35,371 around here to take care of. 135 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:36,456 The last thing I need 136 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:38,157 is an ungrateful animal to take care of. 137 00:04:38,159 --> 00:04:39,158 Get me a dog. No. 138 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,376 Get me a dog! No! 139 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,295 I'm gonna keep saying it until I get 140 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:43,996 the four-legged friend I deserve! 141 00:04:44,047 --> 00:04:44,964 Give me a dog! 142 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:45,882 No! Stop asking. 143 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:47,133 It's not gonna happen. 144 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,167 Give me a dog. No. 145 00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:48,935 Give me a dog. No. 146 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:49,735 Give me a dog. No. 147 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:50,736 Give me a dog. No. 148 00:04:50,771 --> 00:04:51,637 Give me a dog. No. 149 00:04:51,672 --> 00:04:52,371 Give me a dog. No. 150 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:53,339 Give me a dog. No. 151 00:04:53,373 --> 00:04:54,140 Give me a dog. No. 152 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:55,107 Give me a dog. No. 153 00:04:55,142 --> 00:04:55,825 Give me a dog. No. 154 00:04:55,859 --> 00:04:56,876 Give me a dog. No. 155 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:57,643 Give me a dog. No. 156 00:04:57,678 --> 00:04:58,978 Give me a dog. No. 157 00:04:59,012 --> 00:05:01,781 Give me a dog. Fine! 158 00:05:01,783 --> 00:05:04,383 But if I say yes, promise me you'll take care of it. 159 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,484 It'syour dog. 160 00:05:05,519 --> 00:05:06,569 Yes! 161 00:05:06,603 --> 00:05:08,287 Now I'm not the only one in the house 162 00:05:08,289 --> 00:05:10,089 who has to take his pill in cheese! 163 00:05:10,107 --> 00:05:12,992 While Barry finally got his wish for a dog, 164 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:15,861 me and my crew were getting our greatest wish. 165 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:18,230 Thanks to cutting-edge VHS technology, 166 00:05:18,232 --> 00:05:20,716 we would learn the secrets of womanhood. 167 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:27,506 Okay. I just snuck a cable from the bedroom to the basement. 168 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:29,358 Fingers crossed, boys. 169 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:32,127 Oh! Yes! 170 00:05:34,447 --> 00:05:36,565 Okay, enough! Silence! 171 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:38,834 Dave Kim needs to focus. 172 00:05:41,688 --> 00:05:42,888 It's happening. 173 00:05:42,923 --> 00:05:45,274 Today we learn the secrets of womanhood. 174 00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:46,775 This is the best moment of my life. 175 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,043 I love you guys. 176 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:49,595 ♪We're the girls from Beverly Hills ♪ 177 00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,180 ♪1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ 178 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:52,915 ♪shopping is our greatest skill ♪ 179 00:05:54,217 --> 00:05:55,768 What the hell? They're just watching a dumb movie. 180 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:57,820 Come of age already, damn it! 181 00:05:57,854 --> 00:05:59,254 Hit each other with pillows! 182 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:02,191 Okay, who wants pizza ro... oh, my god! 183 00:06:02,225 --> 00:06:03,942 What is happening here?! 184 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:06,545 Okay, I can totally explain this. 185 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:07,479 Run! 186 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:09,782 You're grounded, Adam! 187 00:06:09,816 --> 00:06:11,750 And I'm calling your mothers! 188 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,519 Girl:Oooh! 189 00:06:13,553 --> 00:06:15,621 Pbht! 190 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:16,922 In that moment, 191 00:06:16,956 --> 00:06:18,624 my mother realized she had found a way 192 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:20,692 into Erica's pajama party, and into her life. 193 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:22,411 Oooh... 194 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:23,929 I'll just watch for a little bit. 195 00:06:23,963 --> 00:06:25,797 And she couldn't resist. 196 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:28,417 Should I do a loose crimp or a tighter, more intense one? 197 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:29,468 Tight crimp. Tight crimp. 198 00:06:29,502 --> 00:06:30,185 Loose. 199 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,436 Yeah, no, wh-whatever. 200 00:06:31,471 --> 00:06:32,454 Loose is good. 201 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:33,538 Adult Adam:That night, 202 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,806 my mom had the time of her life 203 00:06:34,841 --> 00:06:36,408 being a secret member of Erica's troop. 204 00:06:36,442 --> 00:06:37,526 ... three different girls, 205 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,543 and then he broke up with Heather. 206 00:06:38,578 --> 00:06:39,795 Heather G. or Heather S.? 207 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:41,280 Hello, principal ball. 208 00:06:41,314 --> 00:06:42,981 This is your butt doctor calling. 209 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:46,568 We found a problem. Your head was up there. 210 00:06:47,687 --> 00:06:49,221 Tell him he's bald! 211 00:06:49,255 --> 00:06:51,056 So, if you add a white line across the top, 212 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,307 it's a French manicure. 213 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:54,960 Well, don'tI just look like Zsa Zsa Gábor. 214 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:56,261 Shi-shi froufrou. 215 00:06:56,295 --> 00:06:58,013 Um... Erica? 216 00:06:58,064 --> 00:07:00,165 What's that? 217 00:07:00,199 --> 00:07:02,601 Oh 218 00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:03,819 Someone's dead! 219 00:07:06,712 --> 00:07:08,530 Ow. Fudgy, fudgy, fudge! 220 00:07:08,564 --> 00:07:10,081 Fudgy, fudge... 221 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:13,151 Are you spying on our pajama party?! 222 00:07:13,186 --> 00:07:14,486 Before you say anything, I got to know, 223 00:07:14,488 --> 00:07:15,587 is it Heather G. or Heather S.? 224 00:07:15,621 --> 00:07:17,939 I don't even know what to say! 225 00:07:17,974 --> 00:07:20,709 You have never, ever stooped so low! 226 00:07:20,743 --> 00:07:23,395 I have. You just haven't caught me. 227 00:07:25,098 --> 00:07:26,281 Shut up and listen. 228 00:07:26,332 --> 00:07:28,666 I've narrowed down the exact breed of dog 229 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:31,269 that best matches my personality and lifestyle. 230 00:07:31,271 --> 00:07:32,237 Good morning to you, too. 231 00:07:32,239 --> 00:07:33,621 Our dog will either be the kind 232 00:07:33,656 --> 00:07:34,756 that looks like a sheep... 233 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,461 - Sheepdog... - A Cujo... 234 00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:38,326 - Book, not a breed... - A McGruff... 235 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:39,878 That's a cartoon crime dog. 236 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,730 ... or a bear crossed with a poodle. 237 00:07:41,764 --> 00:07:42,814 Not possible. 238 00:07:42,816 --> 00:07:44,399 Surprise, surprise! 239 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:46,751 Look who's back from the dog pound! 240 00:07:46,753 --> 00:07:48,686 Whoa, whoa, wait! You got a dog without me? 241 00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:50,071 It better be a grizzly-poodle. 242 00:07:50,106 --> 00:07:52,207 Seriously. If it's not a Grizzoodle, I don't want it. 243 00:07:52,258 --> 00:07:53,374 It'sthis thing. 244 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:56,027 Erica, come see how sweet and not awful I am! 245 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:57,495 He's perfect! 246 00:07:57,529 --> 00:07:58,696 He is a she, 247 00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:00,515 and you owe me 8 bucks for shots and gas. 248 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:02,100 Okay, okay. She needs a name. 249 00:08:02,151 --> 00:08:03,468 From this point on, 250 00:08:03,502 --> 00:08:05,753 this animal will only be known as Jean Dog Van Damme. 251 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:06,838 No, wait! 252 00:08:06,872 --> 00:08:08,189 Arnold Schwarzendogger. 253 00:08:08,223 --> 00:08:10,658 No, wait! Dogvester Stallone. 254 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:11,876 No, wait! 255 00:08:11,927 --> 00:08:12,927 Lucky. 256 00:08:12,978 --> 00:08:14,862 Erica, come meet Lucky. 257 00:08:14,897 --> 00:08:17,298 It's a perfect name, 'cause she's so lucky 258 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:20,318 to live with a family that's so loving and forgiving. 259 00:08:20,352 --> 00:08:21,986 Getting a dog doesn't change my mind 260 00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:23,237 that you're a garbage mom. 261 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:25,340 But that doesn't mean 262 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:28,606 I can't give this sweetie Petey some lovey wubbies! 263 00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:29,360 Yes, I will! 264 00:08:29,395 --> 00:08:30,411 Yes, I will! 265 00:08:30,462 --> 00:08:31,913 Everyone's happy but me. 266 00:08:32,756 --> 00:08:33,575 Seems right. 267 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,334 And so Barry finally got his doggy sidekick. 268 00:08:36,368 --> 00:08:37,552 Or so he thought. 269 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:39,873 There you are, girl! 270 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:42,372 Come on! It's time to train! 271 00:08:42,406 --> 00:08:44,748 I thought we'd skip "sit" and go to the important stuff, 272 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:47,028 like how to grind some rails and solve crimes. 273 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,354 Will you be quiet? I'm trying to watch the game. 274 00:08:49,388 --> 00:08:50,672 Just take the thing and go. 275 00:08:52,058 --> 00:08:53,441 Whoa! Easy, girl. 276 00:08:53,476 --> 00:08:54,993 Maybe you should just give her a little space. 277 00:08:55,027 --> 00:08:56,161 Please. 278 00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:57,712 Does that look like the face of a dog 279 00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:59,147 who doesn't utterly worship her master? 280 00:09:00,399 --> 00:09:01,967 Yeah, yeah. He's a moron. 281 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,001 Just settle down. 282 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,955 Ooh. That's nice and toasty. 283 00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:09,007 You know, she's clearly tired. 284 00:09:10,393 --> 00:09:11,526 Get some rest, lucky. 285 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,612 I'll teach you how to karate chop a board 286 00:09:13,614 --> 00:09:14,796 with your paws tomorrow. 287 00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:18,483 Toasty. 288 00:09:18,485 --> 00:09:20,235 As my dad warmed up to the dog, 289 00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:21,703 Erica pulled out the big guns 290 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:23,588 and gave my mom the cold shoulder. 291 00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:25,173 There's favorite daughter. 292 00:09:25,224 --> 00:09:26,658 How was school, squishy? 293 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,328 Oh, now it's the silent treatment, huh? 294 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:31,730 Fine. 295 00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:32,814 I'll wait for you to come around. 296 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,234 Okay, look, I know what I did was wrong, 297 00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:37,385 but I had no choice. 298 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,738 You completely cut me out of your life! 299 00:09:39,772 --> 00:09:42,207 Invasive spy cams are all I got. 300 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,626 Okay, this is ridiculous. 301 00:09:44,677 --> 00:09:45,877 You forgive me right now 302 00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:48,146 and let me hug your body or you're grounded. 303 00:09:48,148 --> 00:09:50,315 Okay. Now I'll talk. 304 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:53,268 If anyone here is grounded, it's you. 305 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,320 You can't ground me, I'm your mother. 306 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:58,273 I just did. You're grounded from my life. 307 00:09:58,324 --> 00:10:01,175 You're not allowed to participate in it ever again. 308 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:03,127 You know what, I've had enough. 309 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:05,046 You want me out of your life? You got it. 310 00:10:05,097 --> 00:10:07,065 We'll see how you do without me for a week. 311 00:10:07,099 --> 00:10:08,766 You know that isn't a punishment, right? 312 00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,101 Oh, we'll see. 313 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,686 And when you come crawling back, 314 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,688 begging for your mother's help and guidance, 315 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,690 we both know what'll happen then. 316 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,442 You'll scoop me up in your arms. 317 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:19,494 And smother you with kisses! 318 00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:21,496 Deal with that, sucka! 319 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,605 Wasn't like my dad to want a dog... 320 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,526 Until he met the dog that was just like him. 321 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:31,895 What the hell is lucky wearing? 322 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,521 Did you make my dog an Eagles jersey? 323 00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:35,689 Sure did. You put effort into something? 324 00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:36,757 Can you believe it?! 325 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,526 And look what I put on the back. 326 00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:42,396 Instead of Jaworski, I put "Paworski." 327 00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:44,281 'Cause it has paws. 328 00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,200 Because it's a dog. 329 00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,302 Not cool! 330 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:51,639 Dad's turned the dog against me! 331 00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,240 This was my dream, and... 332 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,871 Dude, what do you got there? 333 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,271 I'm making a dog puppet arm 334 00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:58,817 for when lucky needs to grab stuff in my home movies. 335 00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:01,093 I'm gonna make "Turner & Hooch," but watchable. 336 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,278 You can't direct lucky. 337 00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:03,812 Your terrible changing voice 338 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,497 will hurt her sensitive dog ears. 339 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,383 Besides, I can't even get her away from Dad 340 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,235 to play Frisbee with me. This is bullcrap! 341 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,253 Dad hasn't turned lucky against you. 342 00:11:11,288 --> 00:11:14,056 The dog just listens to him 'cause he's the Alpha male. 343 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:14,857 The wha? 344 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:16,525 The boss. Numero uno. 345 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,178 Lucky has to follow Dad. It's nature. 346 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,230 Nature is an idiot. 347 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,915 I'm number uno. 348 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:23,999 In lucky's eyes, 349 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,267 you're ranked number four in this family. 350 00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:27,102 No way! Clearly Dad's one. 351 00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:29,071 Pops is an elder, so that makes him two. 352 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,756 I have a power alliance with Pops, 353 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,641 so that puts me at three and you at four. 354 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,942 Four?! 355 00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:36,161 That's the copper medal of the Olympics! 356 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,579 Only one thing left to do. 357 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,515 I shall challenge Dad to a showdown 358 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,450 and become the Alpha! 359 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:44,527 It's okay, Barry. 360 00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:46,989 Good Barry. 361 00:11:46,991 --> 00:11:48,707 Good Barry. Good Barry. 362 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,925 Stop! 363 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,060 As Barry was ready to challenge my dad, 364 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,479 My mom was ready for Erica 365 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,164 to admit that a few days without her were impossible. 366 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,967 And there it is, the one thing I know you can't resist... 367 00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,736 My seven-meat meatloaf. 368 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:01,920 I knew you'd give in. 369 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,605 Thanks, but I'll eat at Lainey's. 370 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,007 Got to study for mid-terms. 371 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,908 Woof, must be tough not having your mom there 372 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,727 to help you hit the books this week, huh? 373 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,312 Actually, this week's been pretty good. 374 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,981 Look into your heart and tell me the truth. 375 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:16,351 No, you're right. This week's been pretty great. 376 00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:17,602 Stop. 377 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,621 You haven't missed my back scratches? No. 378 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,524 How I lay on your sheets to warm them up before bedtime? God, no. 379 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,093 The love notes I write you on the steamy shower door? No. 380 00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:27,395 The way I suck out the pits of your olives. No! 381 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,781 Just admit you learned your lesson. 382 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,967 Life is worse without your mama. 383 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,603 I'm sorry, but this week has proven that I'm an adult 384 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:37,005 and I can take care of myself. 385 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,306 I don't have all the facts, 386 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,575 but I think this one goes in the "lost" column. 387 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,444 This is the worst thing to happen to me 388 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:43,845 since Adam learned to walk. 389 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,097 My god. 390 00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:48,116 I can't believe how easy it is to sneak downtown 391 00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:49,751 when you don't have a mom in your life. 392 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,670 Yeah. Mine's been gone since I was 12. 393 00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:52,821 It's the best. 394 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,738 So, where are the tickets? 395 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,823 What tickets? 396 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,291 I thought we'd buy some from a scalper. 397 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,892 Isn't that really, really illegal? 398 00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,361 Definitely. 399 00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:00,412 Hey, dude, you got any tickets? 400 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,864 Yeah. 10th row center. 401 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:03,965 You interested? 402 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,900 Hells yeah we are. 403 00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:07,402 Hells yeah you aren't. 404 00:13:07,404 --> 00:13:09,170 Oh, no. Oh, god. 405 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:09,838 You got I.D.? 406 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,523 I do have I.D. 407 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,440 Is it a fake I.D.? 408 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,792 You know what, just arrest us. 409 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,210 This isn't gonna get any better. 410 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,011 As Erica sank to rock bottom, 411 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,447 Barry was about to make his move to the top of the heap. 412 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:22,167 Murray Terrence Goldberg, 413 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,019 I challenge you to feats of strength. 414 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,271 Terrence? 415 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:27,705 Do you actually think that's my middle name? 416 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,794 Silence! 417 00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:30,730 Prepare to engage in a wrestling match 418 00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:33,426 so the dog can bear witness to my true dominance. 419 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:35,051 Put on this Mexican fighting mask. 420 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,019 - No. - Then take off your shirt. 421 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,872 I'm not gonna wrestle you with or without clothing. 422 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:40,684 Fine! 423 00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,560 Then lucky will recognize me as the Alpha 424 00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,345 after I launch heavy items into the air 425 00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:46,530 using pure power and brute strength. 426 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,601 It's slipping! No! Look away, Lucky! 427 00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:51,685 Why isn't this working? 428 00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:53,621 I'm lifting with my back like you're supposed to! 429 00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:55,673 Okay, stop with the lifting. 430 00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:58,442 Look, it's not my fault the dog hangs around me. 431 00:13:58,476 --> 00:13:59,810 We just get each other. 432 00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,795 Oh, my god. 433 00:14:01,846 --> 00:14:03,514 - You love her! - I do not. 434 00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:05,015 There's actual love in your heart, 435 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,450 and you're using it for the dog. 436 00:14:06,452 --> 00:14:08,252 - I do not love the dog. - Fine. 437 00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:09,553 Then you won't care if I return her. 438 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,721 Where's the receipt? 439 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:13,407 She's family! You can't return family! 440 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,792 Believe me, I've checked. 441 00:14:14,843 --> 00:14:17,561 Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor. 442 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,029 Don't do that. Come here, Traitor. 443 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,381 Do not call her Traitor. 444 00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:23,016 That's a Goody-Woody little Traitor. 445 00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:24,568 Don't use a baby voice to call her Traitor! 446 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,736 Then admit you love her! 447 00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:27,237 You know what, we don't need this crap. 448 00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:28,872 Come on, Luckster. Let's go for a walk. 449 00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:31,708 As Barry realized he'd been replaced by a dog, 450 00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:34,745 Erica and Lainey were realizing they were in deep trouble. 451 00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:37,865 You get one phone call. Make it count. 452 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:39,800 Yes. One call. 453 00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:41,435 No-brainer. We're calling your mom. 454 00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:42,753 No way! 455 00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:44,705 I told her I could live my life without her. 456 00:14:44,739 --> 00:14:46,623 You're in jail. You clearly can't. 457 00:14:46,674 --> 00:14:48,842 It took me 16 years to get to this position. 458 00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:50,060 I can't go back. 459 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,078 Well, call someone. 460 00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,799 Hello? 461 00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:58,568 Hey. Is Pops there? 462 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:02,305 I'm studying, and I have a question about world war... 463 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,858 I or II or whatever one he was in. 464 00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:06,910 Hold on. 465 00:15:08,162 --> 00:15:09,713 Hi, sweetheart. What's doing? 466 00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,381 I'm in major trouble and Mom will kill me, 467 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,232 so just act normal. 468 00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:13,650 Okeydokey, Smokey. 469 00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,502 That doesn't sound normal. That sounds crazy! 470 00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:17,888 Yessiree, sir, indeedy-Doo! 471 00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:18,889 Just don't talk. 472 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:21,708 Okeydokey... 473 00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:23,994 Just come to the police station downtown. 474 00:15:23,996 --> 00:15:25,495 I know you lost your license 475 00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:28,014 and will need to steal a car, but I need you. 476 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:32,002 So if you'll help, just say, "America won the war." 477 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:34,304 America won the war! 478 00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:38,024 And just like that, 479 00:15:38,059 --> 00:15:39,609 Pops floored it to Erica's rescue. 480 00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:45,398 Evening, Officer. 481 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:47,017 Pull over now. 482 00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:51,621 Any idea how fast you were driving? 483 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,123 50? 3. 484 00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:55,058 53? Just 3. 485 00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:56,593 Well, that sounds very safe. 486 00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:58,778 It's not. Can I see your license? 487 00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:02,282 Sure thing, Officer. It's right down here. 488 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:05,535 Kiss my grits, porky! 489 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,573 You're still in park. 490 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:11,825 I-in my defense, 491 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:14,210 I haven't driven in two years... 492 00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:16,412 'Cause I have no license. 493 00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:19,465 Pops, thank god you're here! 494 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,511 I'm in really big trouble, Erica! 495 00:16:21,536 --> 00:16:23,006 Call your mother! 496 00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,323 My sister had set out to prove 497 00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:27,808 she could live life without my mom. 498 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,348 And she failed miserably. 499 00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:32,558 Don't you two worry. We'll be fine. 500 00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:35,544 No matter what happens, we got each other's back. 501 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,679 Mr. Solomon, you're free to go. 502 00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:38,864 Pops out! 503 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,032 Mom, seriously?! 504 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,350 What about us? 505 00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:42,718 Yeah, do that thing where you scream 506 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,219 and dig into the officer's personal life 507 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,337 so much that he sets us free. 508 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,959 She only does that for people who want her in their life. 509 00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:52,944 No silent treatment! That's my thing. 510 00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:55,847 You know what she wants to hear. 511 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,816 Fine! 512 00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:58,750 I need you in my life. 513 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,069 She didn't hear you. 514 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,321 I need you in my stupid life! Gah! 515 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:06,408 She wants to know if you mean it. 516 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,410 You're not just saying it because you're in prison. 517 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,595 Sure, there's that. 518 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,214 But you're my mom. 519 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,182 Of course I mean it. 520 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,840 There's no way I'm going to the concert now, right? 521 00:17:21,891 --> 00:17:23,341 She says, "god, no." 522 00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:24,109 Right. 523 00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,762 Hey. 524 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,431 Mm. Can we talk? 525 00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:33,893 Look, I'm no longer gonna demand you be my sidekick. 526 00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:37,245 I know I'm not the Alpha or the beta. 527 00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:39,514 I'm whatever comes last in the Greek letters. 528 00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:41,132 I think it's Zorbo. 529 00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:43,017 See, ever since I was a little boy, 530 00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:44,235 I wanted a dog like you. 531 00:17:44,286 --> 00:17:45,787 Not 'cause you could jet-ski 532 00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:48,589 or break-dance or deflect grenades with your paws. 533 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,691 I just wanted a friend. 534 00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:52,293 And I didn't have many growing up. 535 00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:55,313 But I do now. And a hot girlfriend. 536 00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:57,832 So I guess I don't need you as much as I used to. 537 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:02,964 But my dad, he could use a cool friend like you. 538 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:04,935 Dude's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. 539 00:18:06,108 --> 00:18:07,608 So, we cool? 540 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,327 Right. You can't talk. 541 00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:10,938 You can't talk, right? 542 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,282 The dog can't talk, Barry. 543 00:18:14,284 --> 00:18:16,467 Hey, that was a private conference 544 00:18:16,518 --> 00:18:17,902 between me and Traitor. 545 00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:21,372 Look, I'm not the Alpha. 546 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:22,890 But the dog always sits right next to you. 547 00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:24,725 That's because of the scraps. 548 00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:28,450 There's all sorts of tasty shrapnel flying around here. 549 00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:30,430 Here. 550 00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:32,315 Give her a try. 551 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:33,528 Whoa! 552 00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:34,589 She likes me! 553 00:18:34,623 --> 00:18:35,623 Of course she does. 554 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,807 You're a likeable kid. 555 00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:38,526 So, does this mean we can share the dog? 556 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,994 I-I don't care. 557 00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:42,129 Come on. Say it. Say you love her. 558 00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:43,130 She's fine. Say it! 559 00:18:43,132 --> 00:18:44,565 She's fine. You love the dog. 560 00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:46,667 I love the dog! 561 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:47,956 Me too. 562 00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:55,593 That day, we opened our hearts to a new family member. 563 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:58,979 And Erica opened her heart to my mom. 564 00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:01,832 Smells yummy. Since when do you bake? 565 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:04,285 Just felt like cookie time. 566 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:08,339 ♪ ... you cut my feelings to the bone ♪ 567 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:11,642 What's all this? 568 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,561 It's hard to say. 569 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:17,932 Even though I'm grown up 570 00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:20,734 and I don't need you... 571 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,170 I still do. 572 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,105 I always will. 573 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:31,262 After everything I did, you still bailed me out. 574 00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:34,381 So, I thought I'd finally give you 575 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:37,518 the pajama party that you deserve. 576 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,486 Oh, Honey. 577 00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:42,406 So, what do you say? 578 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,675 Troop Beverly? 579 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,144 Troop Beverly. 580 00:19:47,178 --> 00:19:48,979 And in the end it was all worth it. 581 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:51,882 Not only did my mom and sister start a new tradition, 582 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:55,252 but my dad, Barry, and their new sidekick did, too. 583 00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:57,905 Because that's what makes a family great. 584 00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:58,772 Yes! Yes! 585 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,240 Oh, yeah! 586 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,976 It's not just the big moments. It's the simple things. 587 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:05,362 Like cheering on your favorite team, 588 00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,147 roasting marshmallows, 589 00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:09,533 or finding out the people you've been keeping at a distance 590 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,368 are actually the people you're closest to. 591 00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:13,320 So, tell me the truth. 592 00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:16,039 Was it Heather G. or Heather S.? 593 00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:18,375 Heather T. 594 00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:19,710 No! Yeah. 595 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,872 "Luck Tin Tin," take one. 596 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,941 Hey, kid! Give me your money! 597 00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:29,400 Hey, who are you? 598 00:20:30,986 --> 00:20:32,403 Luck Tin Tin! 599 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,737 Save me! 600 00:20:33,788 --> 00:20:36,240 Luck Tin Tin, attack! 601 00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:37,458 Oh, yeah! Luck Tin Tin! 602 00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:38,242 Pa-pow! Pow! 603 00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:41,962 Aah! Oh, no! No! 604 00:20:42,047 --> 00:20:43,914 No! No! Don't hurt me! 605 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:56,002 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com