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Adult Adam: <i>If you were a girl
growing up in the '80s,</i>

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<i>the pajama party was a night
of epic adventure.</i>

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Okay, listen up.

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This next decision is,
like, super important.

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Okay. Do we watch "Adventures
In Babysitting,"

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"Pretty In Pink," or "Troop Beverly Hills"?

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Together: "Troop Beverly Hills"!

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I was hoping you'd say that!

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Shelley Long has a black belt in shopping!

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It's very funny to me.

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[Laughs] Oh, my god. This is so fun.

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I love you all so much!

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[All squeal]

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♪ <i>Come on down</i> ♪

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♪ <i>it's cookie time</i> ♪

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All: ♪ <i>it's cookie time</i> ♪

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Adult Adam: <i>"Troop Beverly Hills"
was the ultimate girl cult movie.</i>

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<i>It had it all... songs,
shopping, and Shelley Long.</i>

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♪ It's cookie time ♪

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♪ it's cookie time ♪

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<i>My mom loved it, too,</i>

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<i>because the girls were still young enough</i>

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<i>to let her join the troop.</i>

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<i>And even though Erica and her gal pals</i>

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<i>got older and cooler,</i>

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<i>they never left their favorite
tradition behind.</i>

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Just heard Mark McGonagle's throwing
a rager Saturday night.

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He lets the girls do keg stands first.

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He's such a gentleman.

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Or we do our annual pajama
party, Make s'Mores,

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and recite every word
of "Troop Beverly Hills."

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Ugh, so lame.

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You know you're dying to do it.

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I am. Yay!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun!

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No! Take off the mom pajamas

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and stop doing what you're doing.

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Please let me be your Shelley Long!

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We'll call it "Troop Beverly,"
just like in the old days.

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That's when we were too young

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to know how unbearably annoying you were.

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No offense taken. But come on.

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Your pajama parties
are the only reminder I have

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of when you were happy, tiny girls

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and not godforsaken teenage monsters.

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Look at me, Mom!

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There is no troop Beverly anymore.

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End of story.

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Dude, did you hear that?

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Your sister's having her hot friends over

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for a lingerie party.

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Pretty sure I heard "pajama".

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Bet they're gonna have pillow fights,

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tickle fights, and other
fights we can't even imagine!

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Easy, Dave Kim. That's my sister.

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We can hide your video camera
when they're having their party.

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Yes! Oh, my god!

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Again, that's my sister.

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Dude, this is our one chance
to peek behind the curtain

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and gain insight into young womanhood.

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Well, on one hand,

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it's an unforgivable invasion of privacy.

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O- the other hand, girls
are a perplexing mystery,

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and filming them for education purposes

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could provide some helpful insight.

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Let's do it!

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Yes!

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Aw, man!

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We're gonna be the coolest guys in school!

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<i>We were</i> not.

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ but nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪

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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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<i>It was November 11th, 1980-something,</i>

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<i>and Barry and Pops just discovered</i>

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<i>Willow Grove mall had a new store.</i>

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Holy crap, puppies!

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They're so Fluffy and adorable!

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They're like the kittens of dogs!

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Look! That one's falling
asleep while standing up.

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I've done that.

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Oh, not so fast.

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Look, I don't want
to sound like your father,

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but you can't go in there.

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You're deathly allergic to dogs.

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Ugh! Why?!

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I know, it's rough.

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But I'll be at your side in solidarity.

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Oooh... .

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That fuzzy one just sneezed.

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I'll see you in 10.

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<i>My brother's violent dog allergy</i>

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<i>had always been a source
of great frustration.</i>

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<i>But that day, the lure
of cute, cuddly puppies</i>

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<i>was too much for Barry.</i>

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There's nothing to worry about.

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This thin mesh barrier will protect me.

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<i>But as Barry stared
down into that pit of adorableness,</i>

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<i>he lost his balance
and tumbled into furry danger.</i>

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Oh, god, no! Not puppies!

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Hold your breath, Barry!

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna die!

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They're so cute, but deadly!

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They're gonna kill me!

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Uh... Kiddo, y-you seem totally fine.

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You're right. I am!

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Get on in here, you! I'm the puppy king!

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Dad! You won't believe it.

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I'm alive! I'm actually alive!

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Ask your mother.

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I spent the entire afternoon

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in a puppy pit cheating death.

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You always said the reason

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we can't get a dog is 'cause of me.

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Forget what happened in the puppy pit.

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That was a fluke.

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You are crazy allergic to dogs. Wrong!

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My insanely strong immune system

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has grown so powerful

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that I'm no longer allergic
to anything on earth.

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No. Stop. Don't think that.

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It's the truth!

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I'll go outside right now
and roll in poison oak.

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You'll see.

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I made it up, okay?

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You're not allergic to dogs. What?!

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The only reason I said
that is because when you were a kid,

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you asked for one every damn day!

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Do you realize you've denied me

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the sidekick I've always longed for?

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I'm okay with that.

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Do you know how many times

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I had to play Frisbee by myself?

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How many times I got caught in a well?

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Look, I got enough ungrateful kids

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around here to take care of.

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The last thing I need

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is an ungrateful animal to take care of.

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Get me a dog. No.

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Get me a dog! No!

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I'm gonna keep saying it until I get

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the four-legged friend I deserve!

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Give me a dog!

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No! Stop asking.

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It's not gonna happen.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. Fine!

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But if I say yes, promise
me you'll take care of it.

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It's<i>your</i> dog.

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Yes!

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Now I'm not the only one in the house

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who has to take his pill in cheese!

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<i>While Barry finally got
his wish for a dog,</i>

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<i>me and my crew were
getting our greatest wish.</i>

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<i>Thanks to cutting-edge VHS technology,</i>

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<i>we would learn the secrets of womanhood.</i>

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Okay. I just snuck a cable
from the bedroom to the basement.

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Fingers crossed, boys.

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Oh! Yes!

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[Cheering]

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Okay, enough! Silence!

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Dave Kim needs to focus.

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It's happening.

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Today we learn the secrets of womanhood.

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This is the best moment of my life.

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I love you guys.

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♪<i>We're the girls from Beverly Hills</i> ♪

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♪<i>1, 2, 3, 4</i> ♪

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♪<i>shopping is our greatest skill</i> ♪

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[<i>Laughter</i>]

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What the hell? They're just
watching a dumb movie.

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Come of age already, damn it!

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Hit each other with pillows!

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Okay, who wants pizza ro... oh, my god!

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What is happening here?!

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[Gasps]

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Okay, I can totally explain this.

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Run!

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You're grounded, Adam!

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And I'm calling your mothers!

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Girl:<i>Oooh!</i>

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<i>Pbht!</i> [<i>Laughter</i>]

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Adult Adam: <i>In that moment,</i>

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<i>my mother realized she had found a way</i>

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<i>into Erica's pajama
party, and into her life.</i>

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Oooh...

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I'll just watch for a little bit.

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<i>And she couldn't resist.</i>

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<i>Should I do a loose crimp
or a tighter, more intense one?</i>

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Tight crimp. Tight crimp.

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<i>Loose.</i>

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Yeah, no, wh-whatever.

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Loose is good.

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Adult Adam:<i>That night,</i>

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<i>my mom had the time of her life</i>

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<i>being a secret member of Erica's troop.</i>

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<i>... three different girls,</i>

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<i>and then he broke up with Heather.</i>

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Heather G. or Heather S.?

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<i>Hello, principal ball.</i>

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<i>This is your butt doctor calling.</i>

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<i>We found a problem.
Your head was up there.</i>

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[Laughs]

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Tell him he's bald!

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<i>So, if you add a white
line across the top,</i>

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<i>it's a French manicure.</i>

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Well, don't<i>I</i> just look like Zsa Zsa Gábor.

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Shi-shi froufrou.

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<i>Um... Erica?</i>

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<i>What's that?</i>

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Oh [Bleep]

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<i>Someone's dead!</i>

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Ow. Fudgy, fudgy, fudge!

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Fudgy, fudge...

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Are you spying on our pajama party?!

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Before you say anything, I got to know,

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is it Heather G. or Heather S.?

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I don't even know what to say!

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You have never, ever stooped so low!

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I have. You just haven't caught me.

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♪

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Shut up and listen.

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I've narrowed down the exact breed of dog

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that best matches
my personality and lifestyle.

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Good morning to you, too.

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Our dog will either be the kind

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that looks like a sheep...

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- Sheepdog...
- A Cujo...

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- Book, not a breed...
- A McGruff...

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That's a cartoon crime dog.

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... or a bear crossed with a poodle.

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Not possible.

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Surprise, surprise!

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Look who's back from the dog pound!

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Whoa, whoa, wait! You got a dog without me?

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It better be a grizzly-poodle.

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Seriously. If it's not
a Grizzoodle, I don't want it.

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It's<i>this</i> thing.

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Erica, come see how sweet
and not awful I am!

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He's perfect!

256
00:07:57,529 --> 00:07:58,696
He is a she,

257
00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:00,515
and you owe me 8 bucks for shots and gas.

258
00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:02,100
Okay, okay. She needs a name.

259
00:08:02,151 --> 00:08:03,468
From this point on,

260
00:08:03,502 --> 00:08:05,753
this animal will only be
known as Jean Dog Van Damme.

261
00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:06,838
No, wait!

262
00:08:06,872 --> 00:08:08,189
Arnold Schwarzendogger.

263
00:08:08,223 --> 00:08:10,658
No, wait! Dogvester Stallone.

264
00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:11,876
No, wait!

265
00:08:11,927 --> 00:08:12,927
Lucky.

266
00:08:12,978 --> 00:08:14,862
Erica, come meet Lucky.

267
00:08:14,897 --> 00:08:17,298
It's a perfect name, 'cause she's so lucky

268
00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:20,318
to live with a family that's so
loving and forgiving.

269
00:08:20,352 --> 00:08:21,986
Getting a dog doesn't change my mind

270
00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:23,237
that you're a garbage mom.

271
00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:25,340
[Baby voice] But that doesn't mean

272
00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:28,606
I can't give this sweetie
Petey some lovey wubbies!

273
00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:29,360
Yes, I will!

274
00:08:29,395 --> 00:08:30,411
Yes, I will!

275
00:08:30,462 --> 00:08:31,913
Everyone's happy but me.

276
00:08:32,756 --> 00:08:33,575
Seems right.

277
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,334
<i>And so Barry finally
got his doggy sidekick.</i>

278
00:08:36,368 --> 00:08:37,552
<i>Or so he thought.</i>

279
00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:39,873
There you are, girl!

280
00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:42,372
Come on! It's time to train!

281
00:08:42,406 --> 00:08:44,748
I thought we'd skip "sit"
and go to the important stuff,

282
00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:47,028
like how to grind some rails
and solve crimes.

283
00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,354
Will you be quiet? I'm
trying to watch the game.

284
00:08:49,388 --> 00:08:50,672
Just take the thing and go.

285
00:08:50,706 --> 00:08:52,007
[Barking]

286
00:08:52,058 --> 00:08:53,441
Whoa! Easy, girl.

287
00:08:53,476 --> 00:08:54,993
Maybe you should just
give her a little space.

288
00:08:55,027 --> 00:08:56,161
Please.

289
00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:57,712
Does that look like the face of a dog

290
00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:59,147
who doesn't utterly worship her master?

291
00:08:59,182 --> 00:09:00,365
[Growling]

292
00:09:00,399 --> 00:09:01,967
Yeah, yeah. He's a moron.

293
00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,001
Just settle down.

294
00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,955
Ooh. That's nice and toasty.

295
00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:09,007
You know, she's clearly tired.

296
00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,358
[Growling]

297
00:09:10,393 --> 00:09:11,526
Get some rest, lucky.

298
00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,612
I'll teach you how to karate chop a board

299
00:09:13,614 --> 00:09:14,796
with your paws tomorrow.

300
00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,715
♪

301
00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:18,483
Toasty.

302
00:09:18,485 --> 00:09:20,235
<i>As my dad warmed up to the dog,</i>

303
00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:21,703
<i>Erica pulled out the big guns</i>

304
00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:23,588
<i>and gave my mom the cold shoulder.</i>

305
00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:25,173
There's favorite daughter.

306
00:09:25,224 --> 00:09:26,658
How was school, squishy?

307
00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,328
Oh, now it's the silent treatment, huh?

308
00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:31,730
Fine.

309
00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:32,814
I'll wait for you to come around.

310
00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:33,898
[Drawer slams]

311
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,234
Okay, look, I know what I did was wrong,

312
00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:37,385
but I had no choice.

313
00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,738
You completely cut me out of your life!

314
00:09:39,772 --> 00:09:42,207
Invasive spy cams are all I got.

315
00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:43,208
[Drawer slams]

316
00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,626
Okay, this is ridiculous.

317
00:09:44,677 --> 00:09:45,877
You forgive me right now

318
00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:48,146
and let me hug your body
or you're grounded.

319
00:09:48,148 --> 00:09:50,315
Okay. Now I'll talk.

320
00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:53,268
If anyone here is grounded, it's you.

321
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,320
You can't ground me, I'm your mother.
[Snickers]

322
00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:58,273
I just did. You're grounded from my life.

323
00:09:58,324 --> 00:10:01,175
You're not allowed
to participate in it ever again.

324
00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:03,127
You know what, I've had enough.

325
00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:05,046
You want me out of your life? You got it.

326
00:10:05,097 --> 00:10:07,065
We'll see how you do without me for a week.

327
00:10:07,099 --> 00:10:08,766
You know that isn't a punishment, right?

328
00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,101
Oh, we'll see.

329
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,686
And when you come crawling back,

330
00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,688
begging for your mother's help
and guidance,

331
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,690
we both know what'll happen then.

332
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,442
You'll scoop me up in your arms.

333
00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:19,494
And smother you with kisses!

334
00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:21,496
Deal with that, sucka!

335
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,605
Wasn't like my dad <i>to want a dog... </i>

336
00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,526
<i>Until he met the dog
that was just like him.</i>

337
00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:31,895
What the hell is lucky wearing?

338
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,521
Did you make my dog an Eagles jersey?

339
00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:35,689
Sure did. You put effort into something?

340
00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:36,757
Can you believe it?!

341
00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,526
And look what I put on the back.

342
00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:42,396
Instead of Jaworski, I put "Paworski."

343
00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:44,281
'Cause it has paws.

344
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,200
Because it's a dog.

345
00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,302
Not cool!

346
00:10:48,304 --> 00:10:49,436
[Growls]

347
00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:51,639
Dad's turned the dog against me!

348
00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,240
This was my dream, and...

349
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,871
Dude, what do you got there?

350
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,271
I'm making a dog puppet arm

351
00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:58,817
for when lucky needs to grab
stuff in my home movies.

352
00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:01,093
I'm gonna make "Turner &
Hooch," but watchable.

353
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,278
You can't direct lucky.

354
00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:03,812
Your terrible changing voice

355
00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,497
will hurt her sensitive dog ears.

356
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,383
Besides, I can't even get her away from Dad

357
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,235
to play Frisbee with me. This is bullcrap!

358
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,253
Dad hasn't turned lucky against you.

359
00:11:11,288 --> 00:11:14,056
The dog just listens to him
'cause he's the Alpha male.

360
00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:14,857
The wha?

361
00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:16,525
The boss. Numero uno.

362
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,178
Lucky has to follow Dad. It's nature.

363
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,230
Nature is an idiot.

364
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,915
I'm number uno.

365
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:23,999
In lucky's eyes,

366
00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,267
you're ranked number four in this family.

367
00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:27,102
No way! Clearly Dad's one.

368
00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:29,071
Pops is an elder, so that makes him two.

369
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,756
I have a power alliance with Pops,

370
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,641
so that puts me at three and you at four.

371
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,942
Four?!

372
00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:36,161
That's the copper medal of the Olympics!

373
00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,579
Only one thing left to do.

374
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,515
I shall challenge Dad to a showdown

375
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,450
and become the Alpha!

376
00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:44,527
It's okay, Barry.

377
00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:46,989
<i>Good</i> Barry.

378
00:11:46,991 --> 00:11:48,707
Good Barry. Good Barry.

379
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,925
Stop!

380
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,060
<i>As Barry was ready to challenge my dad,</i>

381
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,479
<i>My mom was ready for Erica</i>

382
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,164
<i>to admit that a few days
without her were impossible.</i>

383
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,967
And there it is, the one thing
I know you can't resist...

384
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,736
My seven-meat meatloaf.

385
00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:01,920
[Chuckles] I knew you'd give in.

386
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,605
Thanks, but I'll eat at Lainey's.

387
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,007
Got to study for mid-terms.

388
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,908
Woof, must be tough not
having your mom there

389
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,727
to help you hit the books this week, huh?

390
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,312
Actually, this week's been pretty good.

391
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,981
Look into your heart and tell me the truth.

392
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:16,351
No, you're right. This
week's been pretty <i>great.</i>

393
00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:17,602
Stop.

394
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,621
You haven't missed my back scratches? No.

395
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,524
How I lay on your sheets to warm
them up before bedtime? God, no.

396
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,093
The love notes I write you
on the steamy shower door? No.

397
00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:27,395
The way I suck out the pits
of your olives. No!

398
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,781
Just admit you learned your lesson.

399
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,967
Life is worse without your mama.

400
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,603
I'm sorry, but this week has
proven that I'm an adult

401
00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:37,005
and I can take care of myself.

402
00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,306
I don't have all the facts,

403
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,575
but I think this one goes
in the "lost" column.

404
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,444
This is the worst thing to happen to me

405
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:43,845
since Adam learned to walk.

406
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,097
My god.

407
00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:48,116
I can't believe how easy
it is to sneak downtown

408
00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:49,751
when you don't have a mom in your life.

409
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,670
Yeah. Mine's been gone since I was 12.

410
00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:52,821
It's the best.

411
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,738
So, where are the tickets?

412
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,823
What tickets?

413
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,291
I thought we'd buy some from a scalper.

414
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,892
Isn't that really, really illegal?

415
00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,361
Definitely.

416
00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:00,412
Hey, dude, you got any tickets?

417
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,864
Yeah. 10th row center.

418
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:03,965
You interested?

419
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,900
Hells yeah we are.

420
00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:07,402
Hells yeah you <i>aren't.</i>

421
00:13:07,404 --> 00:13:09,170
Oh, no. Oh, god.

422
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:09,838
You got I.D.?

423
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,523
I <i>do</i> have I.D.

424
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,440
Is it a fake I.D.?

425
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,792
You know what, just arrest us.

426
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,210
This isn't gonna get any better.

427
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,011
<i>As Erica sank to rock bottom,</i>

428
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,447
<i>Barry was about to make
his move to the top of the heap.</i>

429
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:22,167
Murray Terrence Goldberg,

430
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,019
I challenge you to feats of strength.

431
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,271
Terrence?

432
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:27,705
Do you actually think
that's my middle name?

433
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,794
Silence!

434
00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:30,730
Prepare to engage in a wrestling match

435
00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:33,426
so the dog can bear witness
to my true dominance.

436
00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:35,051
Put on this Mexican fighting mask.

437
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,019
- No.
- Then take off your shirt.

438
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,872
I'm not gonna wrestle you
with or without clothing.

439
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:40,684
Fine!

440
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,560
Then lucky will recognize me as the Alpha

441
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,345
after I launch heavy items into the air

442
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:46,530
using pure power and brute strength.

443
00:13:46,581 --> 00:13:48,249
[Grunts]

444
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,601
It's slipping! No! Look away, Lucky!

445
00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:51,685
Why isn't this working?

446
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:53,621
I'm lifting with my back
like you're supposed to!

447
00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:55,673
Okay, stop with the lifting.

448
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:58,442
Look, it's not my fault
the dog hangs around me.

449
00:13:58,476 --> 00:13:59,810
We just get each other.

450
00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,795
Oh, my god.

451
00:14:01,846 --> 00:14:03,514
- You love her!
- I do not.

452
00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:05,015
There's actual love in your heart,

453
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,450
and you're using it for the dog.

454
00:14:06,452 --> 00:14:08,252
- I do not love the dog.
- Fine.

455
00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:09,553
Then you won't care if I return her.

456
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,721
Where's the receipt?

457
00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:13,407
She's family! You can't return family!

458
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,792
Believe me, I've checked.

459
00:14:14,843 --> 00:14:17,561
Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor.

460
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,029
Don't do that. Come here, Traitor.

461
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,381
Do not call her Traitor.

462
00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:23,016
That's a Goody-Woody little Traitor.

463
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:24,568
Don't use a baby voice to call her Traitor!

464
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,736
Then admit you love her!

465
00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:27,237
You know what, we don't need this crap.

466
00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:28,872
Come on, Luckster. Let's go for a walk.

467
00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:31,708
<i>As Barry realized
he'd been replaced by a dog,</i>

468
00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:34,745
<i>Erica and Lainey were realizing
they were in deep trouble.</i>

469
00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:37,865
[Buzzer] You get one phone call.
Make it count.

470
00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:39,800
Yes. One call.

471
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:41,435
No-brainer. We're calling your mom.

472
00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:42,753
No way!

473
00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:44,705
I told her I could live
my life without her.

474
00:14:44,739 --> 00:14:46,623
You're in jail. You clearly can't.

475
00:14:46,674 --> 00:14:48,842
It took me 16 years
to get to this position.

476
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:50,060
I can't go back.

477
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,078
Well, call <i>someone.</i>

478
00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:54,498
[Phone rings]

479
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,799
Hello?

480
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:58,568
Hey. Is Pops there?

481
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:02,305
I'm studying, and I have
a question about world war...

482
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,858
I or II or whatever one he was in.

483
00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:06,910
[Sighs] Hold on.

484
00:15:08,162 --> 00:15:09,713
Hi, sweetheart. What's doing?

485
00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,381
I'm in major trouble and Mom will kill me,

486
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,232
so just act normal.

487
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:13,650
Okeydokey, Smokey.

488
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,502
That doesn't sound normal.
That sounds crazy!

489
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:17,888
Yessiree, sir, indeedy-Doo!

490
00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:18,889
Just don't talk.

491
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:21,708
Okeydokey... [Mumbles]

492
00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:23,994
Just come to the police station downtown.

493
00:15:23,996 --> 00:15:25,495
I know you lost your license

494
00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:28,014
and will need to steal
a car, but I need you.

495
00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:32,002
So if you'll help, just
say, "America won the war."

496
00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:34,304
America won the war!

497
00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:38,024
<i>And just like that,</i>

498
00:15:38,059 --> 00:15:39,609
<i>Pops floored it to Erica's rescue.</i>

499
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:43,213
♪

500
00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:45,398
Evening, Officer.

501
00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:47,017
Pull over <i>now.</i>

502
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:48,702
[Horns honking]

503
00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:51,621
Any idea how fast you were driving?

504
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,123
50? 3.

505
00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:55,058
53? Just 3.

506
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:56,593
Well, that sounds very safe.

507
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:58,778
It's not. Can I see your license?

508
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:02,282
Sure thing, Officer. It's right down here.

509
00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:05,535
Kiss my grits, porky!

510
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,454
[Tires spin]

511
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,456
[Ignition stops]

512
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,573
You're still in park.

513
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:11,825
I-in my defense,

514
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:14,210
I haven't driven in two years...

515
00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:16,412
'Cause I have no license.

516
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:19,465
Pops, thank god you're here!

517
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,511
I'm in really big trouble, Erica!

518
00:16:21,536 --> 00:16:23,006
Call your mother!

519
00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,323
<i>My sister had set out to prove</i>

520
00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:27,808
<i>she could live life without my mom.</i>

521
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,348
<i>And she failed miserably.</i>

522
00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:32,558
Don't you two worry. We'll be fine.

523
00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:35,544
No matter what happens,
we got each other's back.

524
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,679
Mr. Solomon, you're free to go.

525
00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:38,864
Pops out!

526
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,032
Erica: Mom, seriously?!

527
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,350
What about us?

528
00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:42,718
Yeah, do that thing where you scream

529
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,219
and dig into the officer's personal life

530
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,337
so much that he sets us free.

531
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,056
[Sighs]

532
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,959
She only does that for people
who want her in their life.

533
00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:52,944
No silent treatment! That's <i>my</i> thing.

534
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:55,847
You know what she wants to hear.

535
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,816
Fine! [Sighs]

536
00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:58,750
I need you in my life.

537
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,069
[Sighs] She didn't hear you.

538
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,321
I need you in my stupid life! Gah!

539
00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:06,408
She wants to know if you mean it.

540
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,410
You're not just saying it
because you're in prison.

541
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,595
Sure, there's that.

542
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,214
But you're my mom.

543
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,182
Of course I mean it.

544
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:16,184
♪

545
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,840
There's no way I'm going
to the concert now, right?

546
00:17:21,891 --> 00:17:23,341
She says, "god, no."

547
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:24,109
Right.

548
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,827
♪

549
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,762
Barry: Hey.

550
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,431
Mm. Can we talk?

551
00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:33,893
Look, I'm no longer gonna
demand you be my sidekick.

552
00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:37,245
I know I'm not the Alpha or the beta.

553
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:39,514
I'm whatever comes last
in the Greek letters.

554
00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:41,132
I think it's Zorbo.

555
00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:43,017
See, ever since I was a little boy,

556
00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:44,235
I wanted a dog like you.

557
00:17:44,286 --> 00:17:45,787
Not 'cause you could jet-ski

558
00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:48,589
or break-dance or deflect
grenades with your paws.

559
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,691
I just wanted a friend.

560
00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:52,293
And I didn't have many growing up.

561
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:55,313
But I do now. And a hot girlfriend.

562
00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:57,832
So I guess I don't need
you as much as I used to.

563
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:02,964
But my dad, he could use
a cool friend like you.

564
00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:04,935
Dude's a pretty cool guy
once you get to know him.

565
00:18:06,108 --> 00:18:07,608
So, we cool?

566
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,327
Right. You can't talk.

567
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:10,938
You can't talk, right?

568
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,282
The dog can't talk, Barry.

569
00:18:14,284 --> 00:18:16,467
Hey, that was a private conference

570
00:18:16,518 --> 00:18:17,902
between me and Traitor.

571
00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:21,372
Look, I'm not the Alpha.

572
00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:22,890
But the dog always sits right next to you.

573
00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:24,725
That's because of the scraps.

574
00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:28,450
There's all sorts of tasty
shrapnel flying around here.

575
00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:30,430
Here.

576
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:32,315
Give her a try.

577
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:33,528
Whoa!

578
00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:34,589
She likes me!

579
00:18:34,623 --> 00:18:35,623
Of course she does.

580
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,807
You're a likeable kid.

581
00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:38,526
So, does this mean we can share the dog?

582
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,994
[Sighs] I-I don't care.

583
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:42,129
Come on. Say it. Say you love her.

584
00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:43,130
She's fine. Say it!

585
00:18:43,132 --> 00:18:44,565
She's fine. You love the dog.

586
00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:46,667
I love the dog!

587
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:47,956
Me too.

588
00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:51,188
♪

589
00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:55,593
<i>That day, we opened our hearts
to a new family member.</i>

590
00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:58,979
<i>And Erica opened her heart to my mom.</i>

591
00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:01,832
Smells yummy. Since when do you bake?

592
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:04,285
Just felt like cookie time.

593
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:08,339
♪ ... you cut my feelings to the bone ♪

594
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:11,642
What's all this?

595
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,561
It's hard to say. [Chuckles]

596
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:17,932
[Voice breaking] Even though I'm grown up

597
00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:20,734
and I don't need you...

598
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,170
I still do.

599
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,105
I always will.

600
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:31,262
After everything I did,
you still bailed me out.

601
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:34,381
So, I thought I'd finally give you

602
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:37,518
the pajama party that you deserve.

603
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,486
Oh, Honey.

604
00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:42,406
So, what do you say?

605
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,675
Troop Beverly?

606
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,144
Troop Beverly.

607
00:19:47,178 --> 00:19:48,979
<i>And in the end it was all worth it.</i>

608
00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:51,882
<i>Not only did my mom and
sister start a new tradition,</i>

609
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:55,252
<i>but my dad, Barry, and
their new sidekick did, too.</i>

610
00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:57,905
<i>Because that's what
makes a family great.</i>

611
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:58,772
Yes! Yes!

612
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,240
Oh, yeah!

613
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,976
<i>It's not just the big moments.
It's the simple things.</i>

614
00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:05,362
<i>Like cheering on your favorite team,</i>

615
00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,147
<i>roasting marshmallows,</i>

616
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:09,533
<i>or finding out the people
you've been keeping at a distance</i>

617
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,368
<i>are actually the people you're closest to.</i>

618
00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:13,320
So, tell me the truth.

619
00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:16,039
Was it Heather G. or Heather S.?

620
00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:18,375
Heather T.

621
00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:19,710
No! [Chuckles] Yeah.

622
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,872
Adam: "Luck Tin Tin," take one.

623
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,941
Hey, kid! Give me your money!

624
00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:29,400
Hey, who are you?

625
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,951
[Grunts]

626
00:20:30,986 --> 00:20:32,403
Luck Tin Tin!

627
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,737
Save me!

628
00:20:33,788 --> 00:20:36,240
Luck Tin Tin, attack!

629
00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:37,458
Oh, yeah! Luck Tin Tin!

630
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:38,242
Pa-pow! Pow!

631
00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:41,962
Aah! Oh, no! No!

632
00:20:42,047 --> 00:20:43,914
No! No! Don't hurt me!

633
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:44,697
[Whimpering]

634
00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:56,002
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