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Adult Adam: <i>If you were a girl
growing up in the '80s,</i>

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<i>the pajama party was a night
of epic adventure.</i>

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Okay, listen up.

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This next decision is,
like, super important.

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Okay. Do we watch "Adventures
In Babysitting,"

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"Pretty In Pink," or "Troop Beverly Hills"?

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Together: "Troop Beverly Hills"!

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I was hoping you'd say that!

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Shelley Long has a black belt in shopping!

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It's very funny to me.

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[Laughs] Oh, my god. This is so fun.

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I love you all so much!

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[All squeal]

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♪<i>Come on down</i> ♪

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♪<i>it's cookie time</i> ♪

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All: ♪<i>it's cookie time</i> ♪

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Adult Adam: <i>"Troop Beverly Hills"
was the ultimate girl cult movie.</i>

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<i>It had it all... songs,
shopping, and Shelley Long.</i>

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♪ It's cookie time ♪

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♪ it's cookie time ♪

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<i>My mom loved it, too,</i>

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<i>because the girls were still young enough</i>

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<i>to let her join the troop.</i>

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<i>And even though Erica and her gal pals</i>

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<i>got older and cooler,</i>

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<i>they never left their favorite
tradition behind.</i>

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Just heard Mark McGonagle's throwing
a rager Saturday night.

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He lets the girls do keg stands first.

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He's such a gentleman.

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Or we do our annual pajama
party, Make s'Mores,

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and recite every word
of "Troop Beverly Hills."

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Ugh, so lame.

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You know you're dying to do it.

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I am. Yay!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun!

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No! Take off the mom pajamas

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and stop doing what you're doing.

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Please let me be your Shelley Long!

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We'll call it "Troop Beverly,"
just like in the old days.

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That's when we were too young

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to know how unbearably annoying you were.

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No offense taken. But come on.

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Your pajama parties
are the only reminder I have

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of when you were happy, tiny girls

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and not godforsaken teenage monsters.

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Look at me, Mom!

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There is no troop Beverly anymore.

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End of story.

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Dude, did you hear that?

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Your sister's having her hot friends over

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for a lingerie party.

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Pretty sure I heard "pajama".

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Bet they're gonna have pillow fights,

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tickle fights, and other
fights we can't even imagine!

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Easy, Dave Kim. That's my sister.

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We can hide your video camera
when they're having their party.

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Yes! Oh, my god!

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Again, that's my sister.

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Dude, this is our one chance
to peek behind the curtain

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and gain insight into young womanhood.

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Well, on one hand,

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it's an unforgivable invasion of privacy.

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O- the other hand, girls
are a perplexing mystery,

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and filming them for education purposes

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could provide some helpful insight.

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Let's do it!

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Yes!

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Aw, man!

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We're gonna be the coolest guys in school!

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<i>We were</i> not.

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ but nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪

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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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<i>It was November 11th, 1980-something,</i>

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<i>and Barry and Pops just discovered</i>

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<i>Willow Grove mall had a new store.</i>

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Holy crap, puppies!

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They're so Fluffy and adorable!

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They're like the kittens of dogs!

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Look! That one's falling
asleep while standing up.

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I've done that.

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Oh, not so fast.

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Look, I don't want
to sound like your father,

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but you can't go in there.

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You're deathly allergic to dogs.

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Ugh! Why?!

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I know, it's rough.

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But I'll be at your side in solidarity.

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Oooh... .

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That fuzzy one just sneezed.

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I'll see you in 10.

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<i>My brother's violent dog allergy</i>

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<i>had always been a source
of great frustration.</i>

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<i>But that day, the lure
of cute, cuddly puppies</i>

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<i>was too much for Barry.</i>

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There's nothing to worry about.

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This thin mesh barrier will protect me.

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<i>But as Barry stared
down into that pit of adorableness,</i>

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<i>he lost his balance
and tumbled into furry danger.</i>

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Oh, god, no! Not puppies!

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Hold your breath, Barry!

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna die!

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They're so cute, but deadly!

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They're gonna kill me!

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Uh... Kiddo, y-you seem totally fine.

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You're right. I am!

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Get on in here, you! I'm the puppy king!

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Dad! You won't believe it.

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I'm alive! I'm actually alive!

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Ask your mother.

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I spent the entire afternoon

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in a puppy pit cheating death.

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You always said the reason

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we can't get a dog is 'cause of me.

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Forget what happened in the puppy pit.

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That was a fluke.

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You are crazy allergic to dogs. Wrong!

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My insanely strong immune system

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has grown so powerful

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that I'm no longer allergic
to anything on earth.

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No. Stop. Don't think that.

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It's the truth!

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I'll go outside right now
and roll in poison oak.

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You'll see.

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I made it up, okay?

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You're not allergic to dogs. What?!

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The only reason I said
that is because when you were a kid,

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you asked for one every damn day!

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Do you realize you've denied me

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the sidekick I've always longed for?

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I'm okay with that.

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Do you know how many times

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I had to play Frisbee by myself?

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How many times I got caught in a well?

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Look, I got enough ungrateful kids

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around here to take care of.

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The last thing I need

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is an ungrateful animal to take care of.

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Get me a dog. No.

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Get me a dog! No!

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I'm gonna keep saying it until I get

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the four-legged friend I deserve!

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Give me a dog!

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No! Stop asking.

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It's not gonna happen.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. Fine!

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But if I say yes, promise
me you'll take care of it.

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It's<i>your</i> dog.

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Yes!

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Now I'm not the only one in the house

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who has to take his pill in cheese!

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<i>While Barry finally got
his wish for a dog,</i>

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<i>me and my crew were
getting our greatest wish.</i>

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<i>Thanks to cutting-edge VHS technology,</i>

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<i>we would learn the secrets of womanhood.</i>

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Okay. I just snuck a cable
from the bedroom to the basement.

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Fingers crossed, boys.

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Oh! Yes!

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[Cheering]

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Okay, enough! Silence!

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Dave Kim needs to focus.

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It's happening.

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Today we learn the secrets of womanhood.

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This is the best moment of my life.

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I love you guys.

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♪<i>We're the girls from Beverly Hills</i> ♪

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♪<i>1, 2, 3, 4</i> ♪

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♪<i>shopping is our greatest skill</i> ♪

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[<i>Laughter</i>]

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What the hell? They're just
watching a dumb movie.

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Come of age already, damn it!

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Hit each other with pillows!

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Okay, who wants pizza ro... oh, my god!

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What is happening here?!

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[Gasps]

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Okay, I can totally explain this.

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Run!

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You're grounded, Adam!

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And I'm calling your mothers!

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Girl:<i>Oooh!</i>

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<i>Pbht!</i> [<i>Laughter</i>]

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Adult Adam: <i>In that moment,</i>

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<i>my mother realized she had found a way</i>

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<i>into Erica's pajama
party, and into her life.</i>

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Oooh...

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I'll just watch for a little bit.

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<i>And she couldn't resist.</i>

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<i>Should I do a loose crimp
or a tighter, more intense one?</i>

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Tight crimp. Tight crimp.

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<i>Loose.</i>

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Yeah, no, wh-whatever.

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Loose is good.

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Adult Adam:<i>That night,</i>

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<i>my mom had the time of her life</i>

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<i>being a secret member of Erica's troop.</i>

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<i>... three different girls,</i>

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<i>and then he broke up with Heather.</i>

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Heather G. or Heather S.?

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<i>Hello, principal ball.</i>

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<i>This is your butt doctor calling.</i>

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<i>We found a problem.
Your head was up there.</i>

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[Laughs]

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Tell him he's bald!

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<i>So, if you add a white
line across the top,</i>

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<i>it's a French manicure.</i>

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Well, don't<i>I</i> just look like Zsa Zsa Gábor.

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Shi-shi froufrou.

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<i>Um... Erica?</i>

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<i>What's that?</i>

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Oh [Bleep]

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<i>Someone's dead!</i>

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Ow. Fudgy, fudgy, fudge!

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Fudgy, fudge...

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Are you spying on our pajama party?!

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Before you say anything, I got to know,

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is it Heather G. or Heather S.?

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I don't even know what to say!

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You have never, ever stooped so low!

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I have. You just haven't caught me.

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♪

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Shut up and listen.

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I've narrowed down the exact breed of dog

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that best matches
my personality and lifestyle.

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Good morning to you, too.

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Our dog will either be the kind

242
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that looks like a sheep...

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- Sheepdog...
- A Cujo...

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- Book, not a breed...
- A McGruff...

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That's a cartoon crime dog.

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... or a bear crossed with a poodle.

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Not possible.

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Surprise, surprise!

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Look who's back from the dog pound!

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Whoa, whoa, wait! You got a dog without me?

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It better be a grizzly-poodle.

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Seriously. If it's not
a Grizzoodle, I don't want it.

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It's<i>this</i> thing.

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Erica, come see how sweet
and not awful I am!

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He's perfect!

256
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He is a she,

257
00:07:58,803 --> 00:08:00,587
and you owe me 8 bucks for shots and gas.

258
00:08:00,638 --> 00:08:02,172
Okay, okay. She needs a name.

259
00:08:02,223 --> 00:08:03,540
From this point on,

260
00:08:03,574 --> 00:08:05,825
this animal will only be
known as Jean Dog Van Damme.

261
00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,910
No, wait!

262
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,261
Arnold Schwarzendogger.

263
00:08:08,295 --> 00:08:10,730
No, wait! Dogvester Stallone.

264
00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:11,948
No, wait!

265
00:08:11,999 --> 00:08:12,999
Lucky.

266
00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,934
Erica, come meet Lucky.

267
00:08:14,969 --> 00:08:17,370
It's a perfect name, 'cause she's so lucky

268
00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:20,390
to live with a family that's so
loving and forgiving.

269
00:08:20,424 --> 00:08:22,058
Getting a dog doesn't change my mind

270
00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:23,309
that you're a garbage mom.

271
00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,412
[Baby voice] But that doesn't mean

272
00:08:25,446 --> 00:08:28,678
I can't give this sweetie
Petey some lovey wubbies!

273
00:08:28,703 --> 00:08:29,432
Yes, I will!

274
00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,483
Yes, I will!

275
00:08:30,534 --> 00:08:31,985
Everyone's happy but me.

276
00:08:32,828 --> 00:08:33,647
Seems right.

277
00:08:33,672 --> 00:08:36,406
<i>And so Barry finally
got his doggy sidekick.</i>

278
00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,624
<i>Or so he thought.</i>

279
00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:39,945
There you are, girl!

280
00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:42,444
Come on! It's time to train!

281
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,820
I thought we'd skip "sit"
and go to the important stuff,

282
00:08:44,845 --> 00:08:47,100
like how to grind some rails
and solve crimes.

283
00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:49,426
Will you be quiet? I'm
trying to watch the game.

284
00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:50,744
Just take the thing and go.

285
00:08:50,778 --> 00:08:52,079
[Barking]

286
00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,513
Whoa! Easy, girl.

287
00:08:53,548 --> 00:08:55,065
Maybe you should just
give her a little space.

288
00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,233
Please.

289
00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:57,784
Does that look like the face of a dog

290
00:08:57,835 --> 00:08:59,219
who doesn't utterly worship her master?

291
00:08:59,254 --> 00:09:00,437
[Growling]

292
00:09:00,471 --> 00:09:02,039
Yeah, yeah. He's a moron.

293
00:09:02,073 --> 00:09:03,073
Just settle down.

294
00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:07,027
Ooh. That's nice and toasty.

295
00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:09,079
You know, she's clearly tired.

296
00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,430
[Growling]

297
00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:11,598
Get some rest, lucky.

298
00:09:11,632 --> 00:09:13,684
I'll teach you how to karate chop a board

299
00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:14,868
with your paws tomorrow.

300
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,787
♪

301
00:09:16,804 --> 00:09:18,555
Toasty.

302
00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,307
<i>As my dad warmed up to the dog,</i>

303
00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:21,775
<i>Erica pulled out the big guns</i>

304
00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:23,660
<i>and gave my mom the cold shoulder.</i>

305
00:09:23,711 --> 00:09:25,245
There's favorite daughter.

306
00:09:25,296 --> 00:09:26,730
How was school, squishy?

307
00:09:28,232 --> 00:09:30,400
Oh, now it's the silent treatment, huh?

308
00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:31,802
Fine.

309
00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:32,886
I'll wait for you to come around.

310
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,970
[Drawer slams]

311
00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:36,306
Okay, look, I know what I did was wrong,

312
00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:37,457
but I had no choice.

313
00:09:37,492 --> 00:09:39,810
You completely cut me out of your life!

314
00:09:39,844 --> 00:09:42,279
Invasive spy cams are all I got.

315
00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:43,280
[Drawer slams]

316
00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,698
Okay, this is ridiculous.

317
00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:45,949
You forgive me right now

318
00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,218
and let me hug your body
or you're grounded.

319
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,387
Okay. Now I'll talk.

320
00:09:50,438 --> 00:09:53,340
If anyone here is grounded, it's you.

321
00:09:53,374 --> 00:09:55,392
You can't ground me, I'm your mother.
[Snickers]

322
00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:58,345
I just did. You're grounded from my life.

323
00:09:58,396 --> 00:10:01,247
You're not allowed
to participate in it ever again.

324
00:10:01,282 --> 00:10:03,199
You know what, I've had enough.

325
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,118
You want me out of your life? You got it.

326
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,137
We'll see how you do without me for a week.

327
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,838
You know that isn't a punishment, right?

328
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,173
Oh, we'll see.

329
00:10:10,224 --> 00:10:11,758
And when you come crawling back,

330
00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:13,760
begging for your mother's help
and guidance,

331
00:10:13,811 --> 00:10:15,762
we both know what'll happen then.

332
00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:17,514
You'll scoop me up in your arms.

333
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,566
And smother you with kisses!

334
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,568
Deal with that, sucka!

335
00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,677
Wasn't like my dad <i>to want a dog... </i>

336
00:10:27,702 --> 00:10:30,598
<i>Until he met the dog
that was just like him.</i>

337
00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:31,967
What the hell is lucky wearing?

338
00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:33,593
Did you make my dog an Eagles jersey?

339
00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:35,761
Sure did. You put effort into something?

340
00:10:35,796 --> 00:10:36,829
Can you believe it?!

341
00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:38,598
And look what I put on the back.

342
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:42,468
Instead of Jaworski, I put "Paworski."

343
00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:44,353
'Cause it has paws.

344
00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:46,272
Because it's a dog.

345
00:10:46,323 --> 00:10:48,374
Not cool!

346
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:49,508
[Growls]

347
00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,711
Dad's turned the dog against me!

348
00:10:51,745 --> 00:10:53,312
This was my dream, and...

349
00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:54,943
Dude, what do you got there?

350
00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,343
I'm making a dog puppet arm

351
00:10:56,368 --> 00:10:58,889
for when lucky needs to grab
stuff in my home movies.

352
00:10:58,914 --> 00:11:01,165
I'm gonna make "Turner &
Hooch," but watchable.

353
00:11:01,199 --> 00:11:02,350
You can't direct lucky.

354
00:11:02,384 --> 00:11:03,884
Your terrible changing voice

355
00:11:03,886 --> 00:11:05,569
will hurt her sensitive dog ears.

356
00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:07,455
Besides, I can't even get her away from Dad

357
00:11:07,506 --> 00:11:09,307
to play Frisbee with me. This is bullcrap!

358
00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:11,325
Dad hasn't turned lucky against you.

359
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,128
The dog just listens to him
'cause he's the Alpha male.

360
00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:14,929
The wha?

361
00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:16,597
The boss. Numero uno.

362
00:11:16,648 --> 00:11:19,250
Lucky has to follow Dad. It's nature.

363
00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,302
Nature is an idiot.

364
00:11:21,304 --> 00:11:22,987
I'm number uno.

365
00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:24,071
In lucky's eyes,

366
00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:25,339
you're ranked number four in this family.

367
00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:27,174
No way! Clearly Dad's one.

368
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:29,143
Pops is an elder, so that makes him two.

369
00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:30,828
I have a power alliance with Pops,

370
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,713
so that puts me at three and you at four.

371
00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:34,014
Four?!

372
00:11:34,049 --> 00:11:36,233
That's the copper medal of the Olympics!

373
00:11:36,284 --> 00:11:37,651
Only one thing left to do.

374
00:11:37,686 --> 00:11:39,587
I shall challenge Dad to a showdown

375
00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:41,522
and become the Alpha!

376
00:11:41,524 --> 00:11:44,599
It's okay, Barry.

377
00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:47,061
<i>Good</i> Barry.

378
00:11:47,063 --> 00:11:48,779
Good Barry. Good Barry.

379
00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:49,997
Stop!

380
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:52,132
<i>As Barry was ready to challenge my dad,</i>

381
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,551
<i>My mom was ready for Erica</i>

382
00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:56,236
<i>to admit that a few days
without her were impossible.</i>

383
00:11:56,287 --> 00:11:59,039
And there it is, the one thing
I know you can't resist...

384
00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:00,808
My seven-meat meatloaf.

385
00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:01,992
[Chuckles] I knew you'd give in.

386
00:12:02,027 --> 00:12:03,677
Thanks, but I'll eat at Lainey's.

387
00:12:03,712 --> 00:12:05,079
Got to study for mid-terms.

388
00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:06,980
Woof, must be tough not
having your mom there

389
00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:08,799
to help you hit the books this week, huh?

390
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,384
Actually, this week's been pretty good.

391
00:12:10,435 --> 00:12:13,053
Look into your heart and tell me the truth.

392
00:12:13,088 --> 00:12:16,423
No, you're right. This
week's been pretty <i>great.</i>

393
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:17,674
Stop.

394
00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:19,693
You haven't missed my back scratches? No.

395
00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:22,596
How I lay on your sheets to warm
them up before bedtime? God, no.

396
00:12:22,647 --> 00:12:25,165
The love notes I write you
on the steamy shower door? No.

397
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,467
The way I suck out the pits
of your olives. No!

398
00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:29,853
Just admit you learned your lesson.

399
00:12:29,904 --> 00:12:32,039
Life is worse without your mama.

400
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:34,675
I'm sorry, but this week has
proven that I'm an adult

401
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:37,077
and I can take care of myself.

402
00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:38,378
I don't have all the facts,

403
00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,647
but I think this one goes
in the "lost" column.

404
00:12:40,682 --> 00:12:42,516
This is the worst thing to happen to me

405
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:43,917
since Adam learned to walk.

406
00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:46,169
My god.

407
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,188
I can't believe how easy
it is to sneak downtown

408
00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:49,823
when you don't have a mom in your life.

409
00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:51,742
Yeah. Mine's been gone since I was 12.

410
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:52,893
It's the best.

411
00:12:52,927 --> 00:12:53,810
So, where are the tickets?

412
00:12:53,845 --> 00:12:54,895
What tickets?

413
00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:56,363
I thought we'd buy some from a scalper.

414
00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:57,964
Isn't that really, really illegal?

415
00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,433
Definitely.

416
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:00,484
Hey, dude, you got any tickets?

417
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,936
Yeah. 10th row center.

418
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:04,037
You interested?

419
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:05,972
Hells yeah we are.

420
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:07,474
Hells yeah you <i>aren't.</i>

421
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:09,242
Oh, no. Oh, god.

422
00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:09,910
You got I.D.?

423
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:11,595
I <i>do</i> have I.D.

424
00:13:11,629 --> 00:13:12,512
Is it a fake I.D.?

425
00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:13,864
You know what, just arrest us.

426
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,282
This isn't gonna get any better.

427
00:13:15,284 --> 00:13:17,083
<i>As Erica sank to rock bottom,</i>

428
00:13:17,135 --> 00:13:19,519
<i>Barry was about to make
his move to the top of the heap.</i>

429
00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:22,239
Murray Terrence Goldberg,

430
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:25,091
I challenge you to feats of strength.

431
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,343
Terrence?

432
00:13:26,394 --> 00:13:27,777
Do you actually think
that's my middle name?

433
00:13:27,812 --> 00:13:28,866
Silence!

434
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,802
Prepare to engage in a wrestling match

435
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:33,498
so the dog can bear witness
to my true dominance.

436
00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:35,123
Put on this Mexican fighting mask.

437
00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:37,091
- No.
- Then take off your shirt.

438
00:13:37,142 --> 00:13:39,944
I'm not gonna wrestle you
with or without clothing.

439
00:13:39,978 --> 00:13:40,756
Fine!

440
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,632
Then lucky will recognize me as the Alpha

441
00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,417
after I launch heavy items into the air

442
00:13:44,468 --> 00:13:46,602
using pure power and brute strength.

443
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,321
[Grunts]

444
00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:50,673
It's slipping! No! Look away, Lucky!

445
00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:51,757
Why isn't this working?

446
00:13:51,808 --> 00:13:53,693
I'm lifting with my back
like you're supposed to!

447
00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:55,745
Okay, stop with the lifting.

448
00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:58,514
Look, it's not my fault
the dog hangs around me.

449
00:13:58,548 --> 00:13:59,882
We just get each other.

450
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,867
Oh, my god.

451
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:03,586
- You love her!
- I do not.

452
00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:05,087
There's actual love in your heart,

453
00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:06,522
and you're using it for the dog.

454
00:14:06,524 --> 00:14:08,324
- I do not love the dog.
- Fine.

455
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,625
Then you won't care if I return her.

456
00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:10,793
Where's the receipt?

457
00:14:10,844 --> 00:14:13,479
She's family! You can't return family!

458
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,864
Believe me, I've checked.

459
00:14:14,915 --> 00:14:17,633
Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor.

460
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,101
Don't do that. Come here, Traitor.

461
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,453
Do not call her Traitor.

462
00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:23,088
That's a Goody-Woody little Traitor.

463
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,640
Don't use a baby voice to call her Traitor!

464
00:14:24,674 --> 00:14:25,808
Then admit you love her!

465
00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:27,309
You know what, we don't need this crap.

466
00:14:27,311 --> 00:14:28,944
Come on, Luckster. Let's go for a walk.

467
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,780
<i>As Barry realized
he'd been replaced by a dog,</i>

468
00:14:31,815 --> 00:14:34,817
<i>Erica and Lainey were realizing
they were in deep trouble.</i>

469
00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:37,937
[Buzzer] You get one phone call.
Make it count.

470
00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,872
Yes. One call.

471
00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:41,507
No-brainer. We're calling your mom.

472
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:42,825
No way!

473
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:44,777
I told her I could live
my life without her.

474
00:14:44,811 --> 00:14:46,695
You're in jail. You clearly can't.

475
00:14:46,746 --> 00:14:48,914
It took me 16 years
to get to this position.

476
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,132
I can't go back.

477
00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:51,150
Well, call <i>someone.</i>

478
00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:54,570
[Phone rings]

479
00:14:54,621 --> 00:14:55,871
Hello?

480
00:14:55,873 --> 00:14:58,640
Hey. Is Pops there?

481
00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:02,377
I'm studying, and I have
a question about world war...

482
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,930
I or II or whatever one he was in.

483
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:06,982
[Sighs] Hold on.

484
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,785
Hi, sweetheart. What's doing?

485
00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:11,453
I'm in major trouble and Mom will kill me,

486
00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:12,304
so just act normal.

487
00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:13,722
Okeydokey, Smokey.

488
00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,574
That doesn't sound normal.
That sounds crazy!

489
00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:17,960
Yessiree, sir, indeedy-Doo!

490
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:18,961
Just don't talk.

491
00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:21,780
Okeydokey... [Mumbles]

492
00:15:21,814 --> 00:15:24,066
Just come to the police station downtown.

493
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:25,567
I know you lost your license

494
00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:28,086
and will need to steal
a car, but I need you.

495
00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:32,074
So if you'll help, just
say, "America won the war."

496
00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:34,376
America won the war!

497
00:15:37,046 --> 00:15:38,096
<i>And just like that,</i>

498
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:39,681
<i>Pops floored it to Erica's rescue.</i>

499
00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:43,285
♪

500
00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,470
Evening, Officer.

501
00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:47,089
Pull over <i>now.</i>

502
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,774
[Horns honking]

503
00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:51,693
Any idea how fast you were driving?

504
00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:53,195
50? 3.

505
00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:55,130
53? Just 3.

506
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:56,665
Well, that sounds very safe.

507
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,850
It's not. Can I see your license?

508
00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:02,354
Sure thing, Officer. It's right down here.

509
00:16:02,388 --> 00:16:05,607
Kiss my grits, porky!

510
00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:07,526
[Tires spin]

511
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,528
[Ignition stops]

512
00:16:09,562 --> 00:16:10,645
You're still in park.

513
00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:11,897
I-in my defense,

514
00:16:11,948 --> 00:16:14,282
I haven't driven in two years...

515
00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,484
'Cause I have no license.

516
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:19,537
Pops, thank god you're here!

517
00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:21,583
I'm in really big trouble, Erica!

518
00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:23,078
Call your mother!

519
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:26,395
<i>My sister had set out to prove</i>

520
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,880
<i>she could live life without my mom.</i>

521
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,420
<i>And she failed miserably.</i>

522
00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:32,630
Don't you two worry. We'll be fine.

523
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,616
No matter what happens,
we got each other's back.

524
00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:37,751
Mr. Solomon, you're free to go.

525
00:16:37,753 --> 00:16:38,936
Pops out!

526
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,104
Erica: Mom, seriously?!

527
00:16:40,155 --> 00:16:41,422
What about us?

528
00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:42,790
Yeah, do that thing where you scream

529
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,291
and dig into the officer's personal life

530
00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:45,409
so much that he sets us free.

531
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:48,128
[Sighs]

532
00:16:48,163 --> 00:16:51,031
She only does that for people
who want her in their life.

533
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,016
No silent treatment! That's <i>my</i> thing.

534
00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:55,919
You know what she wants to hear.

535
00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,888
Fine! [Sighs]

536
00:16:57,939 --> 00:16:58,822
I need you in my life.

537
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:01,141
[Sighs] She didn't hear you.

538
00:17:01,176 --> 00:17:03,393
I need you in my stupid life! Gah!

539
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,480
She wants to know if you mean it.

540
00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:08,482
You're not just saying it
because you're in prison.

541
00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:10,667
Sure, there's that.

542
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:12,286
But you're my mom.

543
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,254
Of course I mean it.

544
00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,256
♪

545
00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:21,912
There's no way I'm going
to the concert now, right?

546
00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,413
She says, "god, no."

547
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:24,181
Right.

548
00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:25,899
♪

549
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,834
Barry: Hey.

550
00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:30,503
Mm. Can we talk?

551
00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:33,965
Look, I'm no longer gonna
demand you be my sidekick.

552
00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:37,317
I know I'm not the Alpha or the beta.

553
00:17:37,351 --> 00:17:39,586
I'm whatever comes last
in the Greek letters.

554
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,204
I think it's Zorbo.

555
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,089
See, ever since I was a little boy,

556
00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:44,307
I wanted a dog like you.

557
00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:45,859
Not 'cause you could jet-ski

558
00:17:45,861 --> 00:17:48,661
or break-dance or deflect
grenades with your paws.

559
00:17:48,712 --> 00:17:50,763
I just wanted a friend.

560
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,365
And I didn't have many growing up.

561
00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:55,385
But I do now. And a hot girlfriend.

562
00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:57,904
So I guess I don't need
you as much as I used to.

563
00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:03,036
But my dad, he could use
a cool friend like you.

564
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:05,007
Dude's a pretty cool guy
once you get to know him.

565
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,680
So, we cool?

566
00:18:07,682 --> 00:18:09,399
Right. You can't talk.

567
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,010
You can't talk, right?

568
00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:14,354
The dog can't talk, Barry.

569
00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:16,539
Hey, that was a private conference

570
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:17,974
between me and Traitor.

571
00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:21,444
Look, I'm not the Alpha.

572
00:18:21,495 --> 00:18:22,962
But the dog always sits right next to you.

573
00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:24,797
That's because of the scraps.

574
00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:28,522
There's all sorts of tasty
shrapnel flying around here.

575
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:30,502
Here.

576
00:18:30,536 --> 00:18:32,387
Give her a try.

577
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,600
Whoa!

578
00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:34,661
She likes me!

579
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:35,695
Of course she does.

580
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:36,879
You're a likeable kid.

581
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,598
So, does this mean we can share the dog?

582
00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:40,066
[Sighs] I-I don't care.

583
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,201
Come on. Say it. Say you love her.

584
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:43,202
She's fine. Say it!

585
00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:44,637
She's fine. You love the dog.

586
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,739
I love the dog!

587
00:18:46,774 --> 00:18:48,028
Me too.

588
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:51,260
♪

589
00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:55,665
<i>That day, we opened our hearts
to a new family member.</i>

590
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:59,051
<i>And Erica opened her heart to my mom.</i>

591
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,904
Smells yummy. Since when do you bake?

592
00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:04,357
Just felt like cookie time.

593
00:19:04,391 --> 00:19:08,411
♪ ... you cut my feelings to the bone ♪

594
00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:11,714
What's all this?

595
00:19:11,765 --> 00:19:13,633
It's hard to say. [Chuckles]

596
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:18,004
[Voice breaking] Even though I'm grown up

597
00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:20,806
and I don't need you...

598
00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:23,242
I still do.

599
00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:25,177
I always will.

600
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:31,334
After everything I did,
you still bailed me out.

601
00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:34,453
So, I thought I'd finally give you

602
00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:37,590
the pajama party that you deserve.

603
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,558
Oh, Honey.

604
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:42,478
So, what do you say?

605
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,747
Troop Beverly?

606
00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:47,216
Troop Beverly.

607
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,051
<i>And in the end it was all worth it.</i>

608
00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:51,954
<i>Not only did my mom and
sister start a new tradition,</i>

609
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:55,324
<i>but my dad, Barry, and
their new sidekick did, too.</i>

610
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,977
<i>Because that's what
makes a family great.</i>

611
00:19:58,011 --> 00:19:58,844
Yes! Yes!

612
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:00,312
Oh, yeah!

613
00:20:00,347 --> 00:20:03,048
<i>It's not just the big moments.
It's the simple things.</i>

614
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,434
<i>Like cheering on your favorite team,</i>

615
00:20:05,468 --> 00:20:07,219
<i>roasting marshmallows,</i>

616
00:20:07,221 --> 00:20:09,605
<i>or finding out the people
you've been keeping at a distance</i>

617
00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:11,440
<i>are actually the people you're closest to.</i>

618
00:20:11,474 --> 00:20:13,392
So, tell me the truth.

619
00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:16,111
Was it Heather G. or Heather S.?

620
00:20:16,146 --> 00:20:18,447
Heather T.

621
00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:19,782
No! [Chuckles] Yeah.

622
00:20:22,561 --> 00:20:25,944
Adam: "Luck Tin Tin," take one.

623
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,013
Hey, kid! Give me your money!

624
00:20:28,038 --> 00:20:29,472
Hey, who are you?

625
00:20:29,474 --> 00:20:31,023
[Grunts]

626
00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:32,475
Luck Tin Tin!

627
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:33,809
Save me!

628
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,312
Luck Tin Tin, attack!

629
00:20:36,314 --> 00:20:37,530
Oh, yeah! Luck Tin Tin!

630
00:20:37,564 --> 00:20:38,314
Pa-pow! Pow!

631
00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:42,034
Aah! Oh, no! No!

632
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:43,986
No! No! Don't hurt me!

633
00:20:43,988 --> 00:20:44,769
[Whimpering]

634
00:20:46,074 --> 00:20:56,074
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