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Adult Adam: <i>If you were a girl
growing up in the '80s,</i>

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<i>the pajama party was a night
of epic adventure.</i>

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Okay, listen up.

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This next decision is,
like, super important.

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Okay. Do we watch "Adventures
In Babysitting,"

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"Pretty In Pink," or "Troop Beverly Hills"?

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Together: "Troop Beverly Hills"!

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I was hoping you'd say that!

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Shelley Long has a black belt in shopping!

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It's very funny to me.

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[Laughs] Oh, my god. This is so fun.

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I love you all so much!

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[All squeal]

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♪<i>Come on down</i> ♪

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♪<i>it's cookie time</i> ♪

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All: ♪<i>it's cookie time</i> ♪

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Adult Adam: <i>"Troop Beverly Hills"
was the ultimate girl cult movie.</i>

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<i>It had it all... songs,
shopping, and Shelley Long.</i>

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♪ It's cookie time ♪

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♪ it's cookie time ♪

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<i>My mom loved it, too,</i>

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<i>because the girls were still young enough</i>

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<i>to let her join the troop.</i>

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<i>And even though Erica and her gal pals</i>

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<i>got older and cooler,</i>

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<i>they never left their favorite
tradition behind.</i>

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Just heard Mark McGonagle's throwing
a rager Saturday night.

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He lets the girls do keg stands first.

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He's such a gentleman.

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Or we do our annual pajama
party, Make s'Mores,

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and recite every word
of "Troop Beverly Hills."

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Ugh, so lame.

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You know you're dying to do it.

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I am. Yay!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun!

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Oh, my god, this is gonna be so fun!

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No! Take off the mom pajamas

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and stop doing what you're doing.

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Please let me be your Shelley Long!

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We'll call it "Troop Beverly,"
just like in the old days.

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That's when we were too young

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to know how unbearably annoying you were.

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No offense taken. But come on.

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Your pajama parties
are the only reminder I have

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of when you were happy, tiny girls

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and not godforsaken teenage monsters.

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Look at me, Mom!

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There is no troop Beverly anymore.

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End of story.

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Dude, did you hear that?

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Your sister's having her hot friends over

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for a lingerie party.

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Pretty sure I heard "pajama".

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Bet they're gonna have pillow fights,

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tickle fights, and other
fights we can't even imagine!

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Easy, Dave Kim. That's my sister.

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We can hide your video camera
when they're having their party.

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Yes! Oh, my god!

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Again, that's my sister.

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Dude, this is our one chance
to peek behind the curtain

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and gain insight into young womanhood.

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Well, on one hand,

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it's an unforgivable invasion of privacy.

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O- the other hand, girls
are a perplexing mystery,

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and filming them for education purposes

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could provide some helpful insight.

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Let's do it!

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Yes!

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Aw, man!

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We're gonna be the coolest guys in school!

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<i>We were</i> not.

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ but nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪

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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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<i>It was November 11th, 1980-something,</i>

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<i>and Barry and Pops just discovered</i>

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<i>Willow Grove mall had a new store.</i>

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Holy crap, puppies!

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They're so Fluffy and adorable!

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They're like the kittens of dogs!

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Look! That one's falling
asleep while standing up.

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I've done that.

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Oh, not so fast.

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Look, I don't want
to sound like your father,

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but you can't go in there.

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You're deathly allergic to dogs.

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Ugh! Why?!

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I know, it's rough.

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But I'll be at your side in solidarity.

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Oooh... .

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That fuzzy one just sneezed.

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I'll see you in 10.

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<i>My brother's violent dog allergy</i>

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<i>had always been a source
of great frustration.</i>

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<i>But that day, the lure
of cute, cuddly puppies</i>

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<i>was too much for Barry.</i>

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There's nothing to worry about.

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This thin mesh barrier will protect me.

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<i>But as Barry stared
down into that pit of adorableness,</i>

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<i>he lost his balance
and tumbled into furry danger.</i>

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Oh, god, no! Not puppies!

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Hold your breath, Barry!

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna die!

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They're so cute, but deadly!

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They're gonna kill me!

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Uh... Kiddo, y-you seem totally fine.

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You're right. I am!

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Get on in here, you! I'm the puppy king!

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Dad! You won't believe it.

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I'm alive! I'm actually alive!

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Ask your mother.

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I spent the entire afternoon

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in a puppy pit cheating death.

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You always said the reason

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we can't get a dog is 'cause of me.

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Forget what happened in the puppy pit.

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That was a fluke.

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You are crazy allergic to dogs. Wrong!

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My insanely strong immune system

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has grown so powerful

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that I'm no longer allergic
to anything on earth.

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No. Stop. Don't think that.

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It's the truth!

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I'll go outside right now
and roll in poison oak.

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You'll see.

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I made it up, okay?

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You're not allergic to dogs. What?!

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The only reason I said
that is because when you were a kid,

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you asked for one every damn day!

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Do you realize you've denied me

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the sidekick I've always longed for?

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I'm okay with that.

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Do you know how many times

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I had to play Frisbee by myself?

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How many times I got caught in a well?

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Look, I got enough ungrateful kids

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around here to take care of.

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The last thing I need

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is an ungrateful animal to take care of.

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Get me a dog. No.

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Get me a dog! No!

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I'm gonna keep saying it until I get

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the four-legged friend I deserve!

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Give me a dog!

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No! Stop asking.

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It's not gonna happen.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. No.

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Give me a dog. Fine!

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But if I say yes, promise
me you'll take care of it.

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It's <i>your</i> dog.

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Yes!

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Now I'm not the only one in the house

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who has to take his pill in cheese!

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<i>While Barry finally got
his wish for a dog,</i>

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<i>me and my crew were
getting our greatest wish.</i>

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<i>Thanks to cutting-edge VHS technology,</i>

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<i>we would learn the secrets of womanhood.</i>

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Okay. I just snuck a cable
from the bedroom to the basement.

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Fingers crossed, boys.

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Oh! Yes!

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[Cheering]

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Okay, enough! Silence!

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Dave Kim needs to focus.

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It's happening.

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Today we learn the secrets of womanhood.

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This is the best moment of my life.

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I love you guys.

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♪<i>We're the girls from Beverly Hills</i> ♪

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♪<i>1, 2, 3, 4</i> ♪

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♪<i>shopping is our greatest skill</i> ♪

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[<i>Laughter</i>]

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What the hell? They're just
watching a dumb movie.

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Come of age already, damn it!

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Hit each other with pillows!

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Okay, who wants pizza ro... oh, my god!

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What is happening here?!

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[Gasps]

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Okay, I can totally explain this.

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Run!

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You're grounded, Adam!

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And I'm calling your mothers!

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Girl:<i>Oooh!</i>

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<i>Pbht!</i> [<i>Laughter</i>]

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Adult Adam: <i>In that moment,</i>

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<i>my mother realized she had found a way</i>

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<i>into Erica's pajama
party, and into her life.</i>

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Oooh...

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I'll just watch for a little bit.

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<i>And she couldn't resist.</i>

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<i>Should I do a loose crimp
or a tighter, more intense one?</i>

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Tight crimp. Tight crimp.

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<i>Loose.</i>

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Yeah, no, wh-whatever.

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Loose is good.

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Adult Adam:<i>That night,</i>

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<i>my mom had the time of her life</i>

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<i>being a secret member of Erica's troop.</i>

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<i>... three different girls,</i>

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<i>and then he broke up with Heather.</i>

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Heather G. or Heather S.?

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<i>Hello, Principal Ball.</i>

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<i>This is your butt doctor calling.</i>

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<i>We found a problem.
Your head was up there.</i>

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[Laughs]

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Tell him he's bald!

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<i>So, if you add a white
line across the top,</i>

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<i>it's a French manicure.</i>

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Well, don't<i>I</i> just look like Zsa Zsa Gábor.

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Shi-shi froufrou.

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<i>Um... Erica?</i>

225
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<i>What's that?</i>

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Oh [Bleep]

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<i>Someone's dead!</i>

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Ow. Fudgy, fudgy, fudge!

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Fudgy, fudge...

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Are you spying on our pajama party?!

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Before you say anything, I got to know,

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is it Heather G. or Heather S.?

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I don't even know what to say!

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You have never, ever stooped so low!

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I have. You just haven't caught me.

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♪

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Shut up and listen.

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I've narrowed down the exact breed of dog

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that best matches
my personality and lifestyle.

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Good morning to you, too.

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Our dog will either be the kind

242
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that looks like a sheep...

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- Sheepdog...
- A Cujo...

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- Book, not a breed...
- A McGruff...

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That's a cartoon crime dog.

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... or a bear crossed with a poodle.

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Not possible.

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Surprise, surprise!

249
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Look who's back from the dog pound!

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Whoa, whoa, wait! You got a dog without me?

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It better be a grizzly-poodle.

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Seriously. If it's not
a Grizzoodle, I don't want it.

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It's<i>this</i> thing.

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Erica, come see how sweet
and not awful I am!

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He's perfect!

256
00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:07,411
He is a she,

257
00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:09,230
and you owe me 8 bucks for shots and gas.

258
00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,418
Okay, okay. She needs a name.

259
00:08:11,443 --> 00:08:12,760
From this point on,

260
00:08:12,794 --> 00:08:15,045
this animal will only be
known as Jean Dog Van Damme.

261
00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,130
No, wait!

262
00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:17,481
Arnold Schwarzendogger.

263
00:08:17,515 --> 00:08:19,950
No, wait! Dogvester Stallone.

264
00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:21,168
No, wait!

265
00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:22,219
Lucky.

266
00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,154
Erica, come meet Lucky.

267
00:08:24,189 --> 00:08:26,590
It's a perfect name, 'cause she's so lucky

268
00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:29,610
to live with a family that's so
loving and forgiving.

269
00:08:29,644 --> 00:08:31,278
Getting a dog doesn't change my mind

270
00:08:31,313 --> 00:08:32,529
that you're a garbage mom.

271
00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,632
[Baby voice] But that doesn't mean

272
00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:37,898
I can't give this sweetie
Petey some lovey wubbies!

273
00:08:37,923 --> 00:08:38,652
Yes, I will!

274
00:08:38,687 --> 00:08:39,703
Yes, I will!

275
00:08:39,754 --> 00:08:41,799
Everyone's happy but me.

276
00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,407
Seems right.

277
00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:46,166
<i>And so Barry finally
got his doggy sidekick.</i>

278
00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,384
<i>Or so he thought.</i>

279
00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:49,705
There you are, girl!

280
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,204
Come on! It's time to train!

281
00:08:52,238 --> 00:08:54,580
I thought we'd skip "sit"
and go to the important stuff,

282
00:08:54,605 --> 00:08:56,860
like how to grind some rails
and solve crimes.

283
00:08:56,885 --> 00:08:59,186
Will you be quiet? I'm
trying to watch the game.

284
00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,504
Just take the thing and go.

285
00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:01,839
[Barking]

286
00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:03,273
Whoa! Easy, girl.

287
00:09:03,308 --> 00:09:05,162
Maybe you should just
give her a little space.

288
00:09:05,187 --> 00:09:05,993
Please.

289
00:09:06,027 --> 00:09:07,544
Does that look like the face of a dog

290
00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,556
who doesn't utterly worship her master?

291
00:09:09,581 --> 00:09:10,197
[Growling]

292
00:09:10,231 --> 00:09:12,456
Yeah, yeah. He's a moron.

293
00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:13,481
Just settle down.

294
00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:17,400
Ooh. That's nice and toasty.

295
00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:19,485
You know, she's clearly tired.

296
00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:20,190
[Growling]

297
00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:22,077
Get some rest, lucky.

298
00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:24,154
I'll teach you how to karate chop a board

299
00:09:24,156 --> 00:09:25,338
with your paws tomorrow.

300
00:09:25,372 --> 00:09:27,257
♪

301
00:09:27,274 --> 00:09:29,025
Toasty.

302
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,777
<i>As my dad warmed up to the dog,</i>

303
00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:32,560
<i>Erica pulled out the big guns</i>

304
00:09:32,585 --> 00:09:34,436
<i>and gave my mom the cold shoulder.</i>

305
00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,016
There's favorite daughter.

306
00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,797
How was school, squishy?

307
00:09:39,003 --> 00:09:41,171
Oh, now it's the silent treatment, huh?

308
00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,573
Fine.

309
00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:44,101
I'll wait for you to come around.

310
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:44,741
[Drawer slams]

311
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,077
Okay, look, I know what I did was wrong,

312
00:09:47,111 --> 00:09:48,228
but I had no choice.

313
00:09:48,263 --> 00:09:50,581
You completely cut me out of your life!

314
00:09:50,615 --> 00:09:53,050
Invasive spy cams are all I got.

315
00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:54,051
[Drawer slams]

316
00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:55,786
Okay, this is ridiculous.

317
00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:57,011
You forgive me right now

318
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,280
and let me hug your body
or you're grounded.

319
00:09:59,282 --> 00:10:01,449
Okay. Now I'll talk.

320
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,402
If anyone here is grounded, it's you.

321
00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:06,454
You can't ground me, I'm your mother.
[Snickers]

322
00:10:06,488 --> 00:10:09,727
I just did. You're grounded from my life.

323
00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:12,679
You're not allowed
to participate in it ever again.

324
00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:14,716
You know what, I've had enough.

325
00:10:14,741 --> 00:10:16,609
You want me out of your life? You got it.

326
00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,628
We'll see how you do without me for a week.

327
00:10:18,662 --> 00:10:20,329
You know that isn't a punishment, right?

328
00:10:20,331 --> 00:10:21,664
Oh, we'll see.

329
00:10:21,715 --> 00:10:23,249
And when you come crawling back,

330
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,251
begging for your mother's help
and guidance,

331
00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:27,253
we both know what'll happen then.

332
00:10:27,304 --> 00:10:29,005
You'll scoop me up in your arms.

333
00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,057
And smother you with kisses!

334
00:10:31,091 --> 00:10:33,059
Deal with that, sucka!

335
00:10:36,755 --> 00:10:39,168
Wasn't like my dad <i>to want a dog... </i>

336
00:10:39,193 --> 00:10:42,089
<i>Until he met the dog
that was just like him.</i>

337
00:10:42,114 --> 00:10:43,458
What the hell is Lucky wearing?

338
00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:45,412
Did you make my dog an Eagles jersey?

339
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,703
Sure did. You put effort into something?

340
00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:48,761
Can you believe it?!

341
00:10:48,796 --> 00:10:50,530
And look what I put on the back.

342
00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:54,400
Instead of Jaworski, I put "Paworski."

343
00:10:54,434 --> 00:10:56,285
'Cause it has paws.

344
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,204
Because it's a dog.

345
00:10:58,255 --> 00:11:00,306
Not cool!

346
00:11:00,308 --> 00:11:01,440
[Growls]

347
00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:03,643
Dad's turned the dog against me!

348
00:11:03,677 --> 00:11:05,244
This was my dream, and...

349
00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:07,626
Dude, what do you got there?

350
00:11:07,651 --> 00:11:09,026
I'm making a dog puppet arm

351
00:11:09,051 --> 00:11:11,572
for when lucky needs to grab
stuff in my home movies.

352
00:11:11,597 --> 00:11:13,848
I'm gonna make "Turner &
Hooch," but watchable.

353
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,033
You can't direct Lucky.

354
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,567
Your terrible changing voice

355
00:11:16,569 --> 00:11:18,252
will hurt her sensitive dog ears.

356
00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:20,138
Besides, I can't even get her away from Dad

357
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:21,990
to play Frisbee with me. This is bullcrap!

358
00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:24,008
Dad hasn't turned lucky against you.

359
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:26,811
The dog just listens to him
'cause he's the Alpha male.

360
00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:27,612
The wha?

361
00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:29,280
The boss. Numero uno.

362
00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:32,201
Lucky has to follow Dad. It's nature.

363
00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,244
Nature is an idiot.

364
00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:35,929
I'm number uno.

365
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,013
In lucky's eyes,

366
00:11:37,048 --> 00:11:38,281
you're ranked number four in this family.

367
00:11:38,315 --> 00:11:40,546
No way! Clearly Dad's one.

368
00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:42,505
Pops is an elder, so that makes him two.

369
00:11:42,556 --> 00:11:44,190
I have a power alliance with Pops,

370
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:46,075
so that puts me at three and you at four.

371
00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,068
Four?!

372
00:11:47,093 --> 00:11:49,277
That's the copper medal of the Olympics!

373
00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:50,695
Only one thing left to do.

374
00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,118
I shall challenge Dad to a showdown

375
00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:54,566
and become the Alpha!

376
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:57,643
It's okay, Barry.

377
00:11:57,668 --> 00:12:00,105
<i>Good</i> Barry.

378
00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:01,823
Good Barry. Good Barry.

379
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:03,821
Stop!

380
00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:05,584
<i>As Barry was ready to challenge my dad,</i>

381
00:12:05,609 --> 00:12:06,993
<i>My mom was ready for Erica</i>

382
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,678
<i>to admit that a few days
without her were impossible.</i>

383
00:12:09,703 --> 00:12:13,135
And there it is, the one thing
I know you can't resist...

384
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,894
My seven-meat meatloaf.

385
00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:16,078
[Chuckles] I knew you'd give in.

386
00:12:16,113 --> 00:12:17,763
Thanks, but I'll eat at Lainey's.

387
00:12:17,798 --> 00:12:19,165
Got to study for mid-terms.

388
00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:21,066
Woof, must be tough not
having your mom there

389
00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:22,885
to help you hit the books this week, huh?

390
00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:24,470
Actually, this week's been pretty good.

391
00:12:24,521 --> 00:12:27,139
Look into your heart and tell me the truth.

392
00:12:27,174 --> 00:12:30,509
No, you're right. This
week's been pretty <i>great.</i>

393
00:12:30,511 --> 00:12:31,760
Stop.

394
00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:33,779
You haven't missed my back scratches? No.

395
00:12:33,814 --> 00:12:36,682
How I lay on your sheets to warm
them up before bedtime? God, no.

396
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:39,655
The love notes I write you
on the steamy shower door? No.

397
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,134
The way I suck out the pits
of your olives. No!

398
00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:44,493
Just admit you learned your lesson.

399
00:12:44,537 --> 00:12:46,672
Life is worse without your mama.

400
00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:49,308
I'm sorry, but this week has
proven that I'm an adult

401
00:12:49,342 --> 00:12:51,710
and I can take care of myself.

402
00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:53,011
I don't have all the facts,

403
00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:55,280
but I think this one goes
in the "lost" column.

404
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,149
This is the worst thing to happen to me

405
00:12:57,183 --> 00:12:59,046
since Adam learned to walk.

406
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:01,272
My god.

407
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,573
I can't believe how easy
it is to sneak downtown

408
00:13:03,598 --> 00:13:05,231
when you don't have a mom in your life.

409
00:13:05,282 --> 00:13:07,150
Yeah. Mine's been gone since I was 12.

410
00:13:07,201 --> 00:13:08,301
It's the best.

411
00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:09,218
So, where are the tickets?

412
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:10,303
What tickets?

413
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,771
I thought we'd buy some from a scalper.

414
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,372
Isn't that really, really illegal?

415
00:13:13,407 --> 00:13:14,841
Definitely.

416
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:15,892
Hey, dude, you got any tickets?

417
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:18,344
Yeah. 10th row center.

418
00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:19,445
You interested?

419
00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:21,380
Hells yeah we are.

420
00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:22,882
Hells yeah you <i>aren't.</i>

421
00:13:22,884 --> 00:13:24,650
Oh, no. Oh, god.

422
00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:25,318
You got I.D.?

423
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,003
I <i>do</i> have I.D.

424
00:13:27,037 --> 00:13:27,920
Is it a fake I.D.?

425
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:29,272
You know what, just arrest us.

426
00:13:29,306 --> 00:13:30,690
This isn't gonna get any better.

427
00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:32,491
<i>As Erica sank to rock bottom,</i>

428
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:35,686
<i>Barry was about to make
his move to the top of the heap.</i>

429
00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:38,396
Murray Terrence Goldberg,

430
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:41,248
I challenge you to feats of strength.

431
00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:42,196
Terrence?

432
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,604
Do you actually think
that's my middle name?

433
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,664
Silence!

434
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:47,033
Prepare to engage in a wrestling match

435
00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:49,729
so the dog can bear witness
to my true dominance.

436
00:13:49,754 --> 00:13:51,354
Put on this Mexican fighting mask.

437
00:13:51,388 --> 00:13:53,322
- No.
- Then take off your shirt.

438
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:56,175
I'm not gonna wrestle you
with or without clothing.

439
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:56,987
Fine!

440
00:13:57,012 --> 00:13:58,863
Then lucky will recognize me as the Alpha

441
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:00,648
after I launch heavy items into the air

442
00:14:00,699 --> 00:14:02,833
using pure power and brute strength.

443
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,552
[Grunts]

444
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,904
It's slipping! No! Look away, Lucky!

445
00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:07,988
Why isn't this working?

446
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:10,435
I'm lifting with my back
like you're supposed to!

447
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,478
Okay, stop with the lifting.

448
00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:15,247
Look, it's not my fault
the dog hangs around me.

449
00:14:15,281 --> 00:14:16,884
We just get each other.

450
00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:18,860
Oh, my god.

451
00:14:18,911 --> 00:14:20,579
- You love her!
- I do not.

452
00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,321
There's actual love in your heart,

453
00:14:22,346 --> 00:14:23,515
and you're using it for the dog.

454
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,317
- I do not love the dog.
- Fine.

455
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:27,250
Then you won't care if I return her.

456
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,409
Where's the receipt?

457
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,095
She's family! You can't return family!

458
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,480
Believe me, I've checked.

459
00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:35,249
Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor.

460
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:36,717
Don't do that. Come here, Traitor.

461
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:38,069
Do not call her Traitor.

462
00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:40,704
That's a Goody-Woody little Traitor.

463
00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,655
Don't use a baby voice to call her Traitor!

464
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,814
Then admit you love her!

465
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,315
You know what, we don't need this crap.

466
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,950
Come on, Luckster. Let's go for a walk.

467
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,786
<i>As Barry realized
he'd been replaced by a dog,</i>

468
00:14:49,821 --> 00:14:52,823
<i>Erica and Lainey were realizing
they were in deep trouble.</i>

469
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:55,943
[Buzzer] You get one phone call.
Make it count.

470
00:14:55,994 --> 00:14:57,878
Yes. One call.

471
00:14:57,929 --> 00:14:59,513
No-brainer. We're calling your mom.

472
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:00,831
No way!

473
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,783
I told her I could live
my life without her.

474
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:04,701
You're in jail. You clearly can't.

475
00:15:04,752 --> 00:15:06,920
It took me 16 years
to get to this position.

476
00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:08,138
I can't go back.

477
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,156
Well, call <i>someone.</i>

478
00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:12,576
[Phone rings]

479
00:15:12,627 --> 00:15:13,877
Hello?

480
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,646
Hey. Is Pops there?

481
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:20,383
I'm studying, and I have
a question about world war...

482
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,936
I or II or whatever one he was in.

483
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,988
[Sighs] Hold on.

484
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,791
Hi, sweetheart. What's doing?

485
00:15:27,842 --> 00:15:29,459
I'm in major trouble and Mom will kill me,

486
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,310
so just act normal.

487
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:31,728
Okeydokey, Smokey.

488
00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:34,105
That doesn't sound normal.
That sounds crazy!

489
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,482
Yessiree, sir, indeedy-Doo!

490
00:15:36,516 --> 00:15:37,483
Just don't talk.

491
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,302
Okeydokey... [Mumbles]

492
00:15:40,336 --> 00:15:42,588
Just come to the police station downtown.

493
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,089
I know you lost your license

494
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,608
and will need to steal
a car, but I need you.

495
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:50,596
So if you'll help, just
say, "America won the war."

496
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,898
America won the war!

497
00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:56,618
<i>And just like that,</i>

498
00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:58,203
<i>Pops floored it to Erica's rescue.</i>

499
00:15:58,254 --> 00:16:01,807
♪

500
00:16:01,809 --> 00:16:03,992
Evening, Officer.

501
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:05,611
Pull over <i>now.</i>

502
00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:08,927
[Horns honking]

503
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:11,246
Any idea how fast you were driving?

504
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,714
50? 3.

505
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,423
53? Just 3.

506
00:16:14,446 --> 00:16:15,947
Well, that sounds very safe.

507
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,132
It's not. Can I see your license?

508
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,636
Sure thing, Officer. It's right down here.

509
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,889
Kiss my grits, porky!

510
00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:26,808
[Tires spin]

511
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,810
[Ignition stops]

512
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:29,927
You're still in park.

513
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:31,179
I-in my defense,

514
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:33,564
I haven't driven in two years...

515
00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:35,766
'Cause I have no license.

516
00:16:35,817 --> 00:16:38,819
Pops, thank god you're here!

517
00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:40,865
I'm in really big trouble, Erica!

518
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,360
Call your mother!

519
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:44,909
<i>My sister had set out to prove</i>

520
00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:46,394
<i>she could live life without my mom.</i>

521
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,643
<i>And she failed miserably.</i>

522
00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:50,853
Don't you two worry. We'll be fine.

523
00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:53,482
No matter what happens,
we got each other's back.

524
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:55,594
Mr. Solomon, you're free to go.

525
00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:56,779
Pops out!

526
00:16:56,813 --> 00:16:57,947
Erica: Mom, seriously?!

527
00:16:57,998 --> 00:16:59,265
What about us?

528
00:16:59,299 --> 00:17:00,633
Yeah, do that thing where you scream

529
00:17:00,635 --> 00:17:02,134
and dig into the officer's personal life

530
00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:03,252
so much that he sets us free.

531
00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:05,971
[Sighs]

532
00:17:06,006 --> 00:17:08,874
She only does that for people
who want her in their life.

533
00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:10,859
No silent treatment! That's <i>my</i> thing.

534
00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:13,762
You know what she wants to hear.

535
00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:15,731
Fine! [Sighs]

536
00:17:15,782 --> 00:17:17,165
I need you in my life.

537
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,552
[Sighs] She didn't hear you.

538
00:17:19,577 --> 00:17:21,794
I need you in my stupid life! Gah!

539
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,870
She wants to know if you mean it.

540
00:17:24,904 --> 00:17:26,872
You're not just saying it
because you're in prison.

541
00:17:26,906 --> 00:17:29,057
Sure, there's that.

542
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:30,676
But you're my mom.

543
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,644
Of course I mean it.

544
00:17:32,679 --> 00:17:34,646
♪

545
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:41,508
There's no way I'm going
to the concert now, right?

546
00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:43,009
She says, "god, no."

547
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:43,777
Right.

548
00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:45,495
♪

549
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,430
Barry: Hey.

550
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:50,099
Mm. Can we talk?

551
00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:53,561
Look, I'm no longer gonna
demand you be my sidekick.

552
00:17:53,577 --> 00:17:56,913
I know I'm not the Alpha or the beta.

553
00:17:56,947 --> 00:17:59,182
I'm whatever comes last
in the Greek letters.

554
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,800
I think it's Zorbo.

555
00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:03,186
See, ever since I was a little boy,

556
00:18:03,211 --> 00:18:04,395
I wanted a dog like you.

557
00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:05,947
Not 'cause you could jet-ski

558
00:18:05,949 --> 00:18:08,749
or break-dance or deflect
grenades with your paws.

559
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,851
I just wanted a friend.

560
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:12,453
And I didn't have many growing up.

561
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:15,473
But I do now. And a hot girlfriend.

562
00:18:15,524 --> 00:18:18,568
So I guess I don't need
you as much as I used to.

563
00:18:19,761 --> 00:18:23,124
But my dad, he could use
a cool friend like you.

564
00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:25,095
Dude's a pretty cool guy
once you get to know him.

565
00:18:26,268 --> 00:18:27,768
So, we cool?

566
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,487
Right. You can't talk.

567
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:31,547
You can't talk, right?

568
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:35,386
The dog can't talk, Barry.

569
00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,571
Hey, that was a private conference

570
00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:39,005
between me and Traitor.

571
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:42,475
Look, I'm not the Alpha.

572
00:18:42,526 --> 00:18:43,993
But the dog always sits right next to you.

573
00:18:44,028 --> 00:18:45,828
That's because of the scraps.

574
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:49,553
There's all sorts of tasty
shrapnel flying around here.

575
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,533
Here.

576
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,418
Give her a try.

577
00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:54,631
Whoa!

578
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:55,692
She likes me!

579
00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:56,726
Of course she does.

580
00:18:56,728 --> 00:18:57,910
You're a likeable kid.

581
00:18:57,945 --> 00:18:59,629
So, does this mean we can share the dog?

582
00:18:59,663 --> 00:19:01,097
[Sighs] I-I don't care.

583
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:03,232
Come on. Say it. Say you love her.

584
00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:04,233
She's fine. Say it!

585
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:05,668
She's fine. You love the dog.

586
00:19:05,719 --> 00:19:07,770
I love the dog!

587
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:09,059
Me too.

588
00:19:09,084 --> 00:19:12,291
♪

589
00:19:12,342 --> 00:19:16,696
<i>That day, we opened our hearts
to a new family member.</i>

590
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:20,082
<i>And Erica opened her heart to my mom.</i>

591
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,935
Smells yummy. Since when do you bake?

592
00:19:22,986 --> 00:19:25,388
Just felt like cookie time.

593
00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:29,442
♪ ... you cut my feelings to the bone ♪

594
00:19:29,476 --> 00:19:32,745
What's all this?

595
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,664
It's hard to say. [Chuckles]

596
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,577
[Voice breaking] Even though I'm grown up

597
00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:42,353
and I don't need you...

598
00:19:42,404 --> 00:19:44,789
I still do.

599
00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:46,724
I always will.

600
00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:52,881
After everything I did,
you still bailed me out.

601
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:56,599
So, I thought I'd finally give you

602
00:19:56,624 --> 00:19:59,726
the pajama party that you deserve.

603
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,694
Oh, Honey.

604
00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:04,614
So, what do you say?

605
00:20:04,665 --> 00:20:06,883
Troop Beverly?

606
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:09,352
Troop Beverly.

607
00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,187
<i>And in the end it was all worth it.</i>

608
00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:14,090
<i>Not only did my mom and
sister start a new tradition,</i>

609
00:20:14,124 --> 00:20:17,460
<i>but my dad, Barry, and
their new sidekick did, too.</i>

610
00:20:17,511 --> 00:20:20,113
<i>Because that's what
makes a family great.</i>

611
00:20:20,147 --> 00:20:20,980
Yes! Yes!

612
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:22,448
Oh, yeah!

613
00:20:22,483 --> 00:20:25,184
<i>It's not just the big moments.
It's the simple things.</i>

614
00:20:25,219 --> 00:20:27,570
<i>Like cheering on your favorite team,</i>

615
00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:29,355
<i>roasting marshmallows,</i>

616
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,741
<i>or finding out the people
you've been keeping at a distance</i>

617
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:33,576
<i>are actually the people you're closest to.</i>

618
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,528
So, tell me the truth.

619
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:38,901
Was it Heather G. or Heather S.?

620
00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:40,583
Heather T.

621
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:42,980
No! [Chuckles] Yeah.

622
00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:48,537
Adam: "Luck Tin Tin," take one.

623
00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:50,423
Hey, kid! Give me your money!

624
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:51,882
Hey, who are you?

625
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,433
[Grunts]

626
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:54,885
Luck Tin Tin!

627
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,219
Save me!

628
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,722
Luck Tin Tin, attack!

629
00:20:58,724 --> 00:20:59,940
Oh, yeah! Luck Tin Tin!

630
00:20:59,974 --> 00:21:00,724
Pa-pow! Pow!

631
00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:06,175
Aah! Oh, no! No!

632
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,127
No! No! Don't hurt me!

633
00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:08,910
[Whimpering]

634
00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:20,215
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