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[Owl hoots]

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[Screeches]

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We're going to
a very distant land ♪

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♪ With Finn and Jake
and Marceline ♪

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♪ and Princess Bubblegum ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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<font color="#ff0000">Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com</font>

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Come on, Marci.

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It'll only hurt for a second.

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That's nothing
in the face of eternity.

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[Sizzling]

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[Screams]

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A second hurts really bad
in the face of eternity.

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But only for a moment.

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[Screams]

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[Screams]

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[Screams]

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Wait.
I have an even better idea.

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Sunscreen... SPF 10... Million.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Hmm!

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I have exactly enough
to reach my umbrella.

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[Wind howls]

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[Laughs]

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Ha!
[Laughing]

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[Humming]

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You really like chopping wood, huh?

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I'm not chopping wood.

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I made a toothpick
from the ancient elm.

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See?

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Uh, knock, knock.

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What the dip, Marceline?

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Sorry.
It was supposed to be a joke.

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Actually, I have something
really serious to ask.

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I want you to do the procedure,
the one we talked about.

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I'm sorry, but I don't think
you'd make a good blonde.

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No, not that.

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I don't want
to be a vampire anymore.

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[Gasps]
Oh, my globness.

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You said you were working
on a cure, right?

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[Sighs]
Well, the machine is built

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and the serums
are ready,

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but are you sure
you want to do this?

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I'm sure.

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Some bad things happened to me
when I was little.

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When I became a vampire,
I was just a messed-up kid.

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Now it's 1,000 years later,
and I'm still messed up.

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I don't want to spend eternity
like this, with this emptiness.

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I want to grow up.

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Okay. Let's do this.

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Bubblegum:
This means someday you'll die.

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You know that, right?

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[Gulps]

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I guess that will be
my last adventure.

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Marceline...

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I'm so very,
very, very excited

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to test my new lab out
on you.

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Well, don't get all sentimental
on me.

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Come on over here.

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You know
I care about you.

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I think you're making
the right choice.

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Your natural life spend
is going to be richier and fuller

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than you can imagine.

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And someday,
when you die,

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I'll be the one
who puts you in the ground.

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But, you know, this operation
might not even work.

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Whooooooooa!

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This tickles
really bad!

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[Groans]

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Did it work?

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Well, I sucked all your vampire effluvium
into this bucked.

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Possibly we won't know the
results for a couple of days.

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In the meantime, you need
to get plenty of rest.

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I'll check your vitals
in the morning.

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Thanks, P. Brains.

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[Snoring]

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[Heart thumping]

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[Cow moos]

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No!

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[Pop!]

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[Screaming]

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Huh?

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It's breakfast time
for my sweet babies.

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[Gasps]
Sweet babies!

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Operator!
Put me through to Finn and Jake.

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It's an emergency.

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Victim's lost
a lot of blood.

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Clean entry wounds.

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It's an expert job.

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Poor miss baby.

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She used to be
my best cream cow.

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But now her milk
is nonfat.

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And nanette, my beautiful
calf... is decaf!

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That's terrible!

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Every farm in our village
was attacked.

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Not a goat or a cow or a duck
left un-sucked.

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Well, I've heard enough.
Come on, Finn.

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Let's go arrest
Marceline.

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[All cheering]

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Wait a minute.

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We don't even know
if Marceline did this.

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That's right. I forgot about Ooo's
extensive vampire community.

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[Imitates buzzer]
Come on!

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Yeah, but we need to conduct
a proper investigation.

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I know that.

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Ain't no rookie.

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All right, come on.
I'll let you be bad cop.

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I'm already bad cop.

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Okay, let's not pay seeds.

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Me and my partner

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will "interrogate" the suspect
police-style.

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Meanwhile, you sharpen up
your pitchforks mob-style.

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Yeah!

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Hey, man,
that's not right.

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Marceline's our friend.

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Physical contact!

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Officer resisting arrest!

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- Boom!
- Ow!

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[All cheering]

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Ohh, woof.

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Marceline want
to go ny-ny.

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Don't go ny-ny, Marci.
I'm worried.

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For real? Why?

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Well, the process
was experimental.

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Like,
are there side effects?

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What happened in your sleep
last night?

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Nobody on record
has ever cured vampirism,

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unless you count
killing vampires as curing.

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In that case,
you've cured tons, right?

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"Tons"
is an understatement.

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That Shnoz was nasty,
nasty times.

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[Knock on door]

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Hey, cover up.
The sun's hitting the door.

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I'm still undead?

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We don't know yet.
So just chill.

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Oh, hey, guys.
How you doing?

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Jake did excessive force
on me.

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I'm sorry.

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[Smooches]

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- Let me kiss it! [Smooching]
- [Laughs] Ew! Ew!

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Hurry up.
Get in here.

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You done it this time, Marceline.

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You sucked the life out
of defenseless animals!

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I ain't done nothing.

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You think I'm buying
that boom-boom mountain?

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Oh, get some proof.

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You want proof?
Look.

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- [Crash!]
- Whoa!

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Proof of how off I'm gonna go
if you don't confess.

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Yo, chill, Jake.

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I'm wilin' out!

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Listen, Marci, I can barely
control this guy,

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and the villagers
are getting crazy.

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They want to run you over
with a wagon,

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and I'm offering you
a way out.

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Hey, dillweeds,
I just swept the place.

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Sorry.

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Finn,
be real for a second.

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All right.

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Look into my eyes, man.
I didn't do it.

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To be honest, it looks like
you're not sure if you did it.

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Okay, I'm not sure!

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Something weird happened
last night.

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I had a weird dream about stuff.

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Dream stuff
always means something.

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We'll figure this out, Marci,
together.

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- We promise.
- Thanks, Finn.

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That's cool, you guys, but clean
this mess, also, you bums.

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He's a gob-gleebin'
vampire hugger!

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We got to tell the town!

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Book it, Terry!

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Run, Terry! Run!

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How long do we have to stay in
the laundry house, cloud dance?

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Until Finn and Jake
avert the threat.

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We can't afford
to lose more livestock.

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We're struggling as is
to keep our kids fed.

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Let's just stay in here

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until the dirty vampire
gets what's coming to her.

181
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But I want to bop her
in the nose!

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Hey, now,
it's too dangerous, okay?

183
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A small town, we gotta stay close.

184
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Each of us play a vital role,

185
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and I can't afford
losing any of you.

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Not you, Clubhouse Sandy,
or you, Seed Man,

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or even you,
Sandwich Paul.

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Sensei Paul.

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Let's leave the fighting
to the fighters, okay, Paul?

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That hurts.
You don't know I teach aikido.

191
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Finn's been turned!

192
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Wha?!

193
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He does
the vampire's bidding.

194
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Well, there it is.

195
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Tonight we burn
the beast Marceline.

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[All cheering, mooing]

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Woof.
I can barely stand up.

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Look at this.
It's my new dance.

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It's called
"I got arthritis."

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Ohh.
The end.

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You should have hung back
with P.B.

202
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But I've got
a bad feeling

203
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like you guys are gonna die
without me.

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Dang, Marci.
Have some faith. Geez.

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Guys, look.

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Moo!

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[Hissing]

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00:09:03,144 --> 00:09:04,377
[Screams]

209
00:09:05,339 --> 00:09:06,447
Get it!

210
00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,891
[Both screaming]

211
00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,175
You see it?

212
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,861
No.
But what's that?

213
00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,320
Must be
its filthy lair.

214
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- [Whimpers]
- What's wrong?

215
00:09:18,408 --> 00:09:20,518
Remember how I said
my fear of vampires

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- was based on ignorance?
- Yeah.

217
00:09:22,676 --> 00:09:24,138
Well,
I think that revelation

218
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was actually
based on true ignorance.

219
00:09:26,681 --> 00:09:28,448
So you're scared
of vampires again?

220
00:09:28,491 --> 00:09:29,777
Yeah, man,
don't be ignorant.

221
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Come on.

222
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Okay, but I'm gonna hold on
to your shirt.

223
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Look at these poor babies.
What's happening to them?

224
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Y-y-you tell me, m-man.

225
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Moo.

226
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I think they're in the process
of being turned, eh?

227
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Ugh, glob.

228
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Something big just
dropped in my gut.

229
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Hang in there, bro.

230
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I can't be here, man.
It's too real.

231
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Wait, you hear that?
Listen.

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[Sucking]

233
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There!

234
00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:56,937
[Groans]
A little help.

235
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[Screaming]

236
00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,208
Jake!
[Grumbling]

237
00:10:01,277 --> 00:10:02,776
Hey, get back here!

238
00:10:02,845 --> 00:10:04,912
[Panting]

239
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,660
Dang! Lost him!

240
00:10:09,703 --> 00:10:12,103
Marci?
Hey, Marci, you still out here?

241
00:10:12,146 --> 00:10:13,687
She's still out here,
all right.

242
00:10:13,893 --> 00:10:16,160
Oh, hey, man.
Did you see a scary beast go by?

243
00:10:16,203 --> 00:10:17,759
I chased it out here,
but it got away.

244
00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:21,161
Oh, we found that beast, and
we took care of her real nice...

245
00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:22,855
You vampire hugger!

246
00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,930
Wait, what?
Lookum yonder.

247
00:10:24,984 --> 00:10:26,478
What the blood?

248
00:10:26,889 --> 00:10:29,803
[All chanting "vamp"]

249
00:10:30,078 --> 00:10:32,840
[Groans]
You dumb bumbags!

250
00:10:32,908 --> 00:10:34,007
[Gasps]

251
00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:35,876
Now look at
the other yonder.

252
00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:37,277
Huh?

253
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,812
Oh, fudge!

254
00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:41,114
You're sick, man!
What's wrong with you?

255
00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:43,350
What?
I'm the good guy here.

256
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,420
You're gonna explode
my friend.

257
00:10:45,488 --> 00:10:48,922
All: Blow her up!
Blow her up!

258
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:50,891
Oh, flip, you're right.

259
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,826
This is way messed up.

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Run, Finn!
You got to beat the sun!

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[Screams]
Go, Finn! Go!

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Aaaaaaah!

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Marceline, nooooo!

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Don't let anyone
read my diaries.

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Burn them, Finn!
They're embarrassi...

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[screaming]

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