1 00:00:00,022 --> 00:00:01,538 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All righty, here we go. 2 00:00:01,563 --> 00:00:03,150 Jane, you recall, was torn, 3 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:05,031 between her baby's daddy Rafael, 4 00:00:05,056 --> 00:00:07,590 and her ex-fiancé, Detective Michael Cordero. 5 00:00:07,615 --> 00:00:10,760 And guess what? She chose Michael. 6 00:00:10,785 --> 00:00:12,968 - Until this happened. - You turned me in! 7 00:00:13,731 --> 00:00:15,404 JANE: Michael, calm down! 8 00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:16,404 (crying) 9 00:00:16,429 --> 00:00:17,402 Only problem, 10 00:00:17,427 --> 00:00:19,861 he was wrong... It wasn't Rafael. 11 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:22,870 - I am so sorry, Jane. - (crying): You should go. 12 00:00:22,895 --> 00:00:25,937 Oh, and to make matters worse, Michael was fired... 13 00:00:25,962 --> 00:00:27,745 and then this happened. 14 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:28,679 Drive. 15 00:00:28,704 --> 00:00:30,903 Also under the gun, Petra. 16 00:00:30,928 --> 00:00:33,212 Remember how she stole Rafael's last sperm sample 17 00:00:33,237 --> 00:00:34,159 and turkey-basted herself? 18 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:36,240 Well, her ex, Milos, blackmailed her 19 00:00:36,265 --> 00:00:37,250 into marrying him. 20 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:38,883 What she didn't bargain for... 21 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:42,910 I also have 2,000 live-fire hand grenades in these boxes. 22 00:00:42,935 --> 00:00:45,571 Wedding provided perfect cover to bring them in. 23 00:00:45,596 --> 00:00:48,597 I know! So let's go, because time's a-ticking. 24 00:00:48,622 --> 00:00:50,714 They say with children, 25 00:00:50,739 --> 00:00:52,772 the days feel like years. 26 00:00:52,797 --> 00:00:54,119 You can do it, Janie. 27 00:00:54,144 --> 00:00:55,405 And the years... 28 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,765 Hurry, Mom! I can't be late for my first day of junior high. 29 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:00,239 I'm coming. 30 00:01:00,264 --> 00:01:02,548 Well, they feel like days. 31 00:01:02,573 --> 00:01:03,872 _ 32 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,750 Dr. Garcia said he should be totally fine. 33 00:01:07,046 --> 00:01:10,013 - She doesn't even think he'll scar. - Good. 34 00:01:10,038 --> 00:01:11,538 You feel better? 35 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:12,371 Yeah. 36 00:01:12,396 --> 00:01:13,903 Sort of. 37 00:01:14,712 --> 00:01:17,062 You don't think he'll be scarred emotionally, will he? 38 00:01:17,087 --> 00:01:20,199 She's referring, of course, to the events of last night. 39 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:22,382 _ 40 00:01:25,297 --> 00:01:27,080 He's the best smiler ever. 41 00:01:27,105 --> 00:01:29,302 Oh, I picked up the pictures for the baby book. 42 00:01:29,327 --> 00:01:32,102 Ah, yes, the famous baby book. 43 00:01:32,183 --> 00:01:34,205 - _ - Jane's meticulous record 44 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:36,564 of Mateo's milestones. 45 00:01:36,588 --> 00:01:39,928 And for our own record keeping, Jane was grappling 46 00:01:39,953 --> 00:01:41,465 with a milestone of her own. 47 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:46,096 _ 48 00:01:46,121 --> 00:01:47,683 XIOMARA: Jane? 49 00:01:48,085 --> 00:01:50,841 It's gonna take time to get over him. 50 00:01:50,912 --> 00:01:53,196 Yeah, I know. (sniffles) 51 00:01:53,357 --> 00:01:55,824 Just got to keep pushing forward. 52 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:57,432 So, what do you think, 53 00:01:57,457 --> 00:01:58,802 for this afternoon? 54 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:02,672 Does it say "cool" but still, like, legitimately literary? 55 00:02:02,697 --> 00:02:05,010 Very cool, very literary. 56 00:02:05,035 --> 00:02:08,116 Another milestone: grad school orientation. 57 00:02:08,141 --> 00:02:09,763 Okay, but it's not too academic, right? 58 00:02:09,788 --> 00:02:11,435 Because I don't want to seem like a square. 59 00:02:12,093 --> 00:02:14,672 _ 60 00:02:14,697 --> 00:02:16,337 - _ - Road trip? Hmm. 61 00:02:16,362 --> 00:02:18,413 I was pretty sure she was gonna kill him. 62 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,359 _ 63 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:22,747 Chip? 64 00:02:23,299 --> 00:02:26,596 _ 65 00:02:26,621 --> 00:02:28,420 Does this mean you'll work with me? 66 00:02:28,445 --> 00:02:30,519 I still haven't decided. 67 00:02:30,765 --> 00:02:32,433 I don't know if I trust you. 68 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,851 Sorry, could we check something real quick? 69 00:02:35,381 --> 00:02:37,799 Okay, here's where we left off. 70 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,106 Drive. 71 00:02:39,131 --> 00:02:40,756 I'm sorry. My bad. 72 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:42,581 It seems there was more. 73 00:02:42,605 --> 00:02:44,322 Why'd you call me? 74 00:02:44,348 --> 00:02:48,082 Because Sin Rostro cost me... everything. 75 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:49,966 And I can't rest knowing she's out there. 76 00:02:49,991 --> 00:02:51,071 You said you worked for her 77 00:02:51,096 --> 00:02:52,198 because she threatened your family. 78 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:53,855 If that's true, help me catch her. 79 00:02:54,443 --> 00:02:55,939 You don't have to trust me. 80 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:57,707 You just have to work with me. 81 00:02:57,732 --> 00:02:59,450 What do you say? 82 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:00,574 Yes. 83 00:03:00,599 --> 00:03:02,516 Michael got into my head. 84 00:03:02,541 --> 00:03:05,375 And I believed him and not you, and I'm really sorry. 85 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,766 (knocking on door) 86 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,468 Mr. Aguilar is here. 87 00:03:08,493 --> 00:03:10,027 Uh, thank you. Send him in. 88 00:03:10,376 --> 00:03:11,647 You ready? 89 00:03:11,672 --> 00:03:12,856 Yes. Uh, just... 90 00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:15,915 real quick... what exactly does Estate Planning Entail? 91 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:17,385 Estate Planning Entails 92 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,209 thinking and preparing for Mateo's future. 93 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:21,873 We aim to eliminate all uncertainty. 94 00:03:21,898 --> 00:03:23,618 Well, now you're speaking my language. 95 00:03:23,643 --> 00:03:25,485 She does like to be prepared. 96 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:30,406 _ 97 00:03:30,431 --> 00:03:32,182 Okay, the basics: 98 00:03:32,207 --> 00:03:33,919 Custody. Jane, you're dead. 99 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:36,083 You want Rafael to raise Mateo, right? 100 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:38,138 - Uh, oh, yes. - Let's say you're 101 00:03:38,163 --> 00:03:40,610 in a really bad car accident, on life support. 102 00:03:40,635 --> 00:03:41,668 Still Rafael? 103 00:03:41,693 --> 00:03:43,096 - Yeah. - Gotcha. 104 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:44,175 And do you want to stay 105 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,399 on life support, or do you want to be taken off, 106 00:03:46,424 --> 00:03:47,544 if you're a total vegetable. 107 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:49,670 I mean, I guess taken off. 108 00:03:49,695 --> 00:03:50,685 B-But not too soon. 109 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,179 Standard's about a month. 110 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:54,935 Okay, let's say you're both killed in a car accident. 111 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,860 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, this guy's grim. 112 00:03:56,885 --> 00:03:57,800 Then who gets him? 113 00:03:58,341 --> 00:03:59,764 My mom, right? 114 00:03:59,789 --> 00:04:02,548 And would Mom be in charge of Mateo's trust fund? 115 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:03,500 Hmm? 116 00:04:03,524 --> 00:04:05,383 Trust fund. It's sizeable. 117 00:04:05,409 --> 00:04:07,360 And in the event of Rafael's death, 118 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:09,975 he would come into about... Uh, what is it now, 40? 119 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,704 Yeah, that's about right. 120 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,000 Forty... ? 121 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:14,871 Million. Give or take. 122 00:04:14,897 --> 00:04:18,252 Observe Jane, trying not to freak out. 123 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:21,268 ♪ We on the ground, gotta get dat money ♪ 124 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:23,626 ♪ We tote nine, gotta get dat money ♪ 125 00:04:23,651 --> 00:04:26,078 ♪ You know my clique, gotta get dat money ♪ 126 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:27,814 ♪ Pockets thick, gotta get dat money... ♪ 127 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,287 Makin' it rain! 128 00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:33,802 (hip-hop melody continues) 129 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,045 (cash register rings) 130 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:39,245 _ 131 00:04:39,828 --> 00:04:42,609 You're seriously complaining about too much money? 132 00:04:42,634 --> 00:04:44,934 - You knew he was rich. - Yeah, not that rich. 133 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:46,754 And that kind of money's a huge responsibility. 134 00:04:46,778 --> 00:04:48,617 I don't want it to screw Mateo up. 135 00:04:48,642 --> 00:04:51,310 - I want him to stay grounded. - ROGELIO: Jane! 136 00:04:52,614 --> 00:04:54,053 Look. 137 00:04:54,078 --> 00:04:55,231 This is just so he knows 138 00:04:55,256 --> 00:04:56,519 how important he is. 139 00:04:56,544 --> 00:04:58,127 Okay, first team in! 140 00:04:58,152 --> 00:04:59,518 Selfie. 141 00:04:59,543 --> 00:05:01,639 My last day as Santos. 142 00:05:03,066 --> 00:05:04,910 _ 143 00:05:04,935 --> 00:05:07,391 _ 144 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:09,532 _ 145 00:05:09,557 --> 00:05:11,275 Well, I told him that I needed to look over 146 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:13,170 the terms of the trust, which I do. 147 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:14,920 - (bell rings) - Oh. 148 00:05:14,945 --> 00:05:17,061 - Shh, shh-shh. - MAN: We're rolling. 149 00:05:17,086 --> 00:05:18,454 DIRECTOR: All right, you're bursting 150 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:21,441 to say your vows and make love, and action. 151 00:05:21,577 --> 00:05:23,536 _ 152 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:25,375 _ 153 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,812 _ 154 00:05:26,837 --> 00:05:28,629 _ 155 00:05:28,654 --> 00:05:29,983 _ 156 00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:31,396 _ 157 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:33,667 _ 158 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,541 DIRECTOR: And... freeze! 159 00:05:36,566 --> 00:05:38,388 MAN: Doubles in. 160 00:05:38,454 --> 00:05:39,811 _ 161 00:05:39,836 --> 00:05:42,794 Ro and Luciana hate each other so much they won't touch. 162 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:45,154 DIRECTOR: And kiss. 163 00:05:46,032 --> 00:05:47,830 I just hope they're done by 2:00. 164 00:05:47,855 --> 00:05:49,703 MILOS: I said 1.9. 165 00:05:49,728 --> 00:05:52,225 These are only worth 1.7. 166 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,816 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, when we last left Petra, 167 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,333 you'll recall her new husband had dropped a bomb on her. 168 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:58,607 PETRA: Danek. (scoffs) 169 00:05:58,632 --> 00:05:59,536 I assure you, 170 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,943 this is top-of-the-line merchandise. 171 00:06:00,968 --> 00:06:03,418 Or 2,000 hand grenades, to be exact. 172 00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:07,923 Now, Milos is asking for 1.9, you're willing to pay 1.7. 173 00:06:07,948 --> 00:06:09,618 Is there perhaps a middle ground? 174 00:06:09,643 --> 00:06:12,663 _ 175 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:14,903 _ 176 00:06:14,928 --> 00:06:16,986 Fine, 1.8. 177 00:06:17,011 --> 00:06:18,373 (chuckles) 178 00:06:18,398 --> 00:06:20,421 And I sleep with your wife. 179 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,288 Milos! Stop, the bombs. 180 00:06:22,313 --> 00:06:23,209 Deal is off. 181 00:06:23,234 --> 00:06:24,857 _ 182 00:06:25,578 --> 00:06:27,376 He would have taken the bombs. 183 00:06:27,401 --> 00:06:29,535 We do not negotiate with terrorists. 184 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,976 (scoffs) I find new buyer. 185 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:32,935 Well, how long did it take you to find Danek? 186 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,263 Eight months. 187 00:06:34,288 --> 00:06:36,158 I can't wait eight months. 188 00:06:36,183 --> 00:06:38,340 I mean, do you know how long that is? 189 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,033 I have some idea. 190 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:42,896 _ 191 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:46,075 Time, it creeps in here. 192 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:50,187 Plus, I think the Russian red-haired lady in the kitchen 193 00:06:50,212 --> 00:06:52,099 is trying to poison me. 194 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:54,939 I'm sorry, sweetheart, you were talking. 195 00:06:54,964 --> 00:06:57,354 I'm just having a really hard pregnancy. 196 00:06:57,380 --> 00:07:01,675 I know, I wish I was out so I could help you. 197 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,134 I really wish you were out too, Mother. 198 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:08,420 Well... there might be a way. 199 00:07:08,445 --> 00:07:10,212 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR (imitates Magda): Ooh, vat is the vay? 200 00:07:10,237 --> 00:07:11,020 DIRECTOR: Cut! 201 00:07:11,045 --> 00:07:14,686 And that's a series wrap on The Passions of Santos. 202 00:07:15,891 --> 00:07:18,734 So a sincere thank you 203 00:07:19,075 --> 00:07:23,745 to the best and most wonderful crew in the business. 204 00:07:25,073 --> 00:07:29,677 Thank you, grips, for everything you've... gripped. 205 00:07:29,702 --> 00:07:33,948 Uh-uh. Gaffers, thank you for all your gaffes. 206 00:07:33,973 --> 00:07:38,451 Best boy, well, you are the best, obviously. 207 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:41,695 And on and on, you know, all of you. 208 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,304 And when I choose my next job, 209 00:07:44,329 --> 00:07:46,701 the follow-up to the legendary Santos, 210 00:07:46,726 --> 00:07:51,072 I promise I will take you all with me, be... 211 00:07:51,097 --> 00:07:54,263 Rogelio, that won't be necessary. 212 00:07:54,287 --> 00:07:57,332 Because the entire crew is joining me 213 00:07:57,357 --> 00:07:58,793 in my next telenovela, 214 00:07:58,818 --> 00:08:02,660 the sweeping historical epic Fernando e Isabel. 215 00:08:02,684 --> 00:08:05,242 Sorry, Ro, they roll right into production. 216 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,243 Grip number two, how could you? 217 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:12,261 And you'll never guess who's playing Fernando. 218 00:08:16,381 --> 00:08:18,065 (gasps) 219 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:21,965 _ 220 00:08:23,306 --> 00:08:24,899 _ 221 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:26,341 I know, I feel really bad, 222 00:08:26,366 --> 00:08:28,588 but I have to go because of orientation. 223 00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:30,082 You're good; give me Mateo and go. 224 00:08:30,107 --> 00:08:31,051 Go. 225 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:33,146 Oh, baby, oh. 226 00:08:33,171 --> 00:08:34,606 - (Mateo fussing) - Okay. 227 00:08:34,631 --> 00:08:36,772 - (Mateo coughs, spits up) - Aah... 228 00:08:36,796 --> 00:08:38,105 Aah, aah... 229 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:40,491 Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness. 230 00:08:40,516 --> 00:08:41,803 Is it terrible? 231 00:08:41,828 --> 00:08:44,517 Yeah, you want to trade outfits? 232 00:08:45,606 --> 00:08:47,023 Definitely not. 233 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,838 _ 234 00:08:50,347 --> 00:08:51,747 ROGELIO: No. 235 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:54,117 Not on my watch. Wardrobe. 236 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,821 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now, 237 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:59,949 - _ - to Jane's big milestone. 238 00:09:00,481 --> 00:09:03,482 And I think ultimately everything I want to express 239 00:09:03,507 --> 00:09:05,714 comes from that early childhood trauma. 240 00:09:05,739 --> 00:09:07,620 And all the heroin I used to do. 241 00:09:07,646 --> 00:09:09,061 Whoa, this is intense. 242 00:09:09,086 --> 00:09:10,459 I think Jane was anticipating 243 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:13,034 more of a wine-and-cheese mixer kind of thing. 244 00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:15,576 Sorry. So sorry. 245 00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:17,423 We'll give you a second to join us. 246 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,330 Okay, thank you. 247 00:09:19,355 --> 00:09:25,083 _ 248 00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,668 You must be Jane Gloriana. 249 00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:29,314 You might be wondering why Jane isn't using her last name. 250 00:09:29,339 --> 00:09:31,824 See, she had a pretty significant Google problem. 251 00:09:31,849 --> 00:09:33,101 _ 252 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:34,727 _ 253 00:09:34,752 --> 00:09:35,981 _ 254 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:36,776 _ 255 00:09:36,801 --> 00:09:38,753 Okay, that last one's not so bad. 256 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,541 Yep. 257 00:09:41,566 --> 00:09:43,315 And I just want to apologize for being late. 258 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,537 That is so unlike me. 259 00:09:44,562 --> 00:09:47,055 Oh, and I want to say I'm sorry for missing the beginning 260 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,469 of your story, because it sounds so intense. 261 00:09:50,494 --> 00:09:51,965 And interesting. 262 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:54,037 CHAVEZ: If you're tethered to your electronic leash, 263 00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:55,608 then you're not present, are you? 264 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,344 Oh, I'm really sorry, it' just... 265 00:09:57,369 --> 00:09:59,683 "Men have become tools of their tools." 266 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,073 _ 267 00:10:01,098 --> 00:10:03,382 - _ - Henry David Thoreau. 268 00:10:03,407 --> 00:10:06,961 So, Jane, tell us what you hope to gain from grad school. 269 00:10:06,986 --> 00:10:09,723 - Oh, I want to finish my novel. - (others chuckling) 270 00:10:09,908 --> 00:10:12,075 Well, if you'd have been here on time, 271 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,545 you would have heard me say 272 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,683 that I'm not here to help you finish your novel. 273 00:10:15,707 --> 00:10:17,907 I'm here to help you grow as a writer. 274 00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:18,719 (stammers) 275 00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:19,867 That sounds great too. 276 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:22,242 (cell phone buzzes) 277 00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:25,787 _ 278 00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:28,741 _ 279 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:31,431 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, mommy or school? 280 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:33,607 (phone continues buzzing) 281 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,903 I'm really sorry. I have to take this. 282 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,611 Hello, this is Jane, is everything okay? 283 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:43,770 Hi, there. Is Mateo missing a hat? 284 00:10:43,772 --> 00:10:45,688 Because we found one in our waiting room. 285 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,023 Nope, not us. 286 00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:48,481 Thanks. 287 00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:50,038 (sighs) 288 00:10:56,266 --> 00:11:00,576 _ 289 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:03,937 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, it is a milestone. 290 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:09,428 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You should know we've jumped a month. 291 00:11:09,453 --> 00:11:13,214 - _ - Like I said, time flies! 292 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,233 And Jane, BTW, had really doubled down on school. 293 00:11:27,143 --> 00:11:30,056 _ 294 00:11:30,635 --> 00:11:34,054 _ 295 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,943 Professor Chavez? 296 00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:39,103 Do you have a sec to talk about my piece? 297 00:11:39,128 --> 00:11:40,430 I wrote extensive notes. 298 00:11:40,454 --> 00:11:43,153 Oh, I know. I feel like I owe you a new pen. 299 00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:43,911 (laughs) 300 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:44,845 No? Okay. 301 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,562 I just... um, you write 302 00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:50,070 that "there's a predictability to the love story." 303 00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:51,816 And there is, yeah. 304 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,741 But that's kind of one of the conceits of the genre, right? 305 00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:56,071 That's not license to be derivative. 306 00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:58,009 Look, you have potential. 307 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,205 But it just feels like... I don't know... 308 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,786 a first draft. 309 00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:03,211 Rushed. 310 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,879 You might be right. 311 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:07,848 I mean, with a new baby, it's hard to focus. 312 00:12:07,873 --> 00:12:08,833 That's understood. 313 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,525 That's why the writer's retreat next month will be great for you. 314 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:13,194 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Like an away from home retreat? 315 00:12:13,219 --> 00:12:14,540 Gotcha. 316 00:12:14,641 --> 00:12:16,373 And wait, just-just, just asking, um... 317 00:12:16,398 --> 00:12:19,892 is this a mandatory thing, technically? 318 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,300 This is grad school, Jane. 319 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,258 Nothing's mandatory. You chose to be here. 320 00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:26,885 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which she knew was true, after all. 321 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:30,100 ♪ Where, oh, where is the big brown bear? ♪ 322 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,847 ♪ Did he climb a tree? ♪ 323 00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:33,338 ♪ Did he scrape his knee? ♪ 324 00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:35,713 ♪ Did he count to nine? Did he climb the vine? ♪ 325 00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:38,094 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let's check in on some milestones, shall we? 326 00:12:38,119 --> 00:12:39,719 First, Mateo's... 327 00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:41,096 - _ - ♪ Did he climb a tree? ♪ 328 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,723 - _ - ♪ Did he scrape his knee? ♪ 329 00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:44,771 ♪ Did he count to nine? ♪ 330 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:46,721 - _ - ♪ Did he climb a vine? ♪ 331 00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,526 ♪ Where, oh, where is the big brown bear? ♪ 332 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,217 ♪ Did you look, can you hear ♪ 333 00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:52,806 ♪ Is the brown bear near? ♪ 334 00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:54,536 And Rafael... 335 00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:56,072 - _ - ♪ Did he run off in a hurry? ♪ 336 00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:59,498 - _ - ♪ Wait, stop! What's that sound? ♪ 337 00:12:59,523 --> 00:13:02,563 - _ - ♪ Everybody turn around ♪ 338 00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:05,557 - _ - ♪ Where, oh, where is the big brown bear? ♪ 339 00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:07,298 ♪ Did you look, can you hear ♪ 340 00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:09,234 And, of course, our Jane. 341 00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:10,714 - _ - ♪ Is he lost, is he worried? ♪ 342 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,190 - _ - ♪ Did he run off in a hurry? ♪ 343 00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:15,524 - _ - ♪ Wait, stop! What's that sound? ♪ 344 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:18,442 - _ - ♪ Everybody turn around ♪ 345 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,482 ♪ Look right there, it's the big brown bear ♪ 346 00:13:21,507 --> 00:13:22,991 ♪ He did not get lost ♪ 347 00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:26,136 ♪ But he ate up all my applesauce. ♪ 348 00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:27,923 Wow, that new choreography 349 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,906 is overly complicated, am I right? 350 00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:32,363 It's only because you haven't been here all month. 351 00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:34,002 We've been learning it in sections. 352 00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,382 Oh. Yeah. 353 00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:37,912 - We've missed you. - I know. 354 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,604 Summer school, now grad school... 355 00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:41,092 the work is intense. 356 00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:42,158 I don't know how you do it. 357 00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:44,211 Hey, did Charlie ever recover 358 00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:46,977 from the great lovey meltdown of 2015? 359 00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:48,713 You gotta tell Jane, it's funny. 360 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:50,001 It wasn't funny. 361 00:13:50,026 --> 00:13:52,191 I dropped Charlie at his dad's 362 00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,748 and I forgot his lovey. 363 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:56,858 And he screamed for the full hour it took me to go home, 364 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,592 get it, drive back to his dad's... 365 00:13:58,617 --> 00:13:59,530 So I heard that story, 366 00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,165 I went out and I bought ten loveys. 367 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,275 - You did not! - JILL: That's hilarious. 368 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,474 I did, I was panicked! 369 00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:04,801 I want loveys everywhere. 370 00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:06,656 (laughter) 371 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:08,568 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that these two 372 00:14:08,594 --> 00:14:10,333 had reached a few new relationship milestones 373 00:14:10,358 --> 00:14:12,177 this past month, as well. 374 00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:14,326 _ 375 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:16,192 _ 376 00:14:16,217 --> 00:14:17,918 Let me ask you something. 377 00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,910 Hmm? 378 00:14:20,052 --> 00:14:21,726 Do you like Mateo? 379 00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:23,296 I want him to stay grounded. 380 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,157 I just... it seems pretty austere. 381 00:14:25,182 --> 00:14:27,286 "Money for health and education costs, 382 00:14:27,311 --> 00:14:28,793 "with everything else left in savings 383 00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:32,071 - until he's 50"? - He needs to learn the value of hard work. 384 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,354 - Won't he learn that from us? - Well, yeah, but it's different. 385 00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,653 - What is? - Growing up knowing that you can just buy 386 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,975 ten backup loveys if something goes wrong. 387 00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:41,740 Wow. 388 00:14:41,765 --> 00:14:42,969 - I just mean... - No, it's fine. 389 00:14:42,994 --> 00:14:44,243 I'll return the loveys. 390 00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:45,972 (phone buzzing) 391 00:14:45,997 --> 00:14:48,110 I should probably take this. 392 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:54,260 You know, you don't have to starve to be a good person. 393 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:57,075 Hello? 394 00:14:57,573 --> 00:14:58,790 (startled shout) 395 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,409 - _ - Please, Mum, may I have some more? 396 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,473 - PETRA: Hi. - (gasps) 397 00:15:03,498 --> 00:15:04,547 Do you have a second? 398 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,124 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, Petra. 399 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:08,020 She, too, had reached some milestones. 400 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,943 _ 401 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:12,326 _ 402 00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:16,351 _ 403 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,110 Mateo's wearing the onesie I got him! 404 00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:19,088 He looks so cute! 405 00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:20,813 Yeah, thanks again. 406 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,342 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh. I get the feeling 407 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,853 she's buttering Jane up. 408 00:15:23,878 --> 00:15:26,367 Sorry, I have to eat every 15 minutes or I vomit. 409 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,008 Is there something that you wanted, Petra? 410 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,294 Look... 411 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:33,654 my pregnancy's been... difficult. 412 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:36,742 Well, my mother is up for parole soon, 413 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,565 and I was wondering 414 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:41,846 if maybe your family would support her release? 415 00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:45,333 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, this must be vat Magda vas talking about. 416 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,900 She pushed my grandmother down the stairs. 417 00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,481 I know. And I-I get why you would say no. 418 00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:50,991 Um... 419 00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:53,391 But I'm pregnant 420 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,316 and overwhelmed by the... 421 00:15:55,341 --> 00:15:56,673 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Grenades. 422 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,973 Baby. 423 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,220 ROGELIO: That's a hard no. 424 00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:03,668 I must pass on every projects you have presented. 425 00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:06,941 Because I have found my next project. 426 00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:08,767 _ 427 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,781 _ 428 00:16:10,806 --> 00:16:13,173 It is a perfect follow-up to Santos. 429 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:15,848 A telenovela version of Mad Men. 430 00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:17,254 We'll call it 431 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:18,550 Hombres Locos, no? 432 00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:20,075 The original is a masterpiece, 433 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,108 but mine will move much faster... 434 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,173 it's a fasterpiece, if you will. 435 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,822 I will play Don Juan Draper, 436 00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:30,524 somewhat like Jon Hamm, 437 00:16:30,549 --> 00:16:32,549 but very good-looking. 438 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,892 First episode, bam! 439 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:35,797 Don Juan 440 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,460 shoots his wife Beatriz 441 00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:40,661 and sets off in search of his one true love. 442 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,305 Wow. 443 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,403 What can I say? 444 00:16:45,886 --> 00:16:47,848 We're really interested. 445 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,691 We'll give him a limited budget, 446 00:16:50,716 --> 00:16:52,114 he'll drive it into the ground 447 00:16:52,139 --> 00:16:54,668 and then we'll Heather Locklear him. 448 00:16:54,693 --> 00:16:57,324 Put him on whatever show needs a ratings boost. 449 00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,987 Mateo had a nice little growth spurt. 450 00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,828 And he's meeting all his milestones. 451 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:02,853 That's great. 452 00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:05,005 Now, I do have to tell you something. 453 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,701 And I don't want you to panic. 454 00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:08,229 What's going on? 455 00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:10,483 Mateo's got a fairly pronounced case 456 00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:12,532 of what we call plagiocephaly. 457 00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:14,074 And that sounds worse than it is. 458 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,537 Basically, it means he's got a flat head. 459 00:17:16,562 --> 00:17:18,222 - A flat head? - Why? 460 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,850 Well, he's probably spending 461 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,964 a little too much time laying flat on his back. 462 00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:23,892 Because babies need to sleep on their backs, 463 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,381 we really need to be vigilant about tummy time. 464 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,555 Look, it's largely cosmetic. 465 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,884 But Mateo's condition is pronounced, 466 00:17:41,909 --> 00:17:43,910 so there could be some visual disturbances, 467 00:17:43,935 --> 00:17:45,505 dental problems... 468 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,330 Which is why 469 00:17:47,355 --> 00:17:49,254 some parents choose a helmet. 470 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,399 A helmet? 471 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:52,059 To reshape the head. 472 00:17:52,087 --> 00:17:53,710 It has to be custom-fitted, 473 00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:55,823 so Mateo would wear it 23 hours a day 474 00:17:55,848 --> 00:17:57,006 for about three months. 475 00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:58,598 Oh, my God. 476 00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,152 I know it sounds like a long time. 477 00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:02,568 But trust me, time flies. 478 00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:04,009 Anyway, talk it over. 479 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:05,692 But if you're going to move forward, 480 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,050 you should have him fitted soon. 481 00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:09,275 They take a while to make. 482 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,668 Uh, okay. 483 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,651 Uh, we'll... talk it over, 484 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,042 we'll research it. 485 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,975 Yes... later. 486 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,583 I know you have to go. 487 00:18:19,608 --> 00:18:20,751 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What could be more important 488 00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:23,243 than his child's doctor appointment? 489 00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,809 Ah. His other child's doctor appointment. 490 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,382 _ 491 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,924 _ 492 00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:31,875 - Maybe we should reschedule. - MILOS: No. 493 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,659 We stay. 494 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:36,550 I can't take your money. 495 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,294 Fine, go ahead with baby picture. 496 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:44,135 Okay, so... that 497 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,040 is a little girl. 498 00:18:47,065 --> 00:18:49,223 And that's another little girl. 499 00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:51,830 Wow! You're having twins! 500 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,789 No. No, I'm not. 501 00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:54,980 Yeah. Yeah, you are. 502 00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:55,952 Do they run in the family? 503 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,470 No! No, definitely not! 504 00:18:57,495 --> 00:18:58,209 Twins? 505 00:18:58,235 --> 00:18:59,955 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: For those of you keeping track at home, 506 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,907 that's now three children for Rafael. 507 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,398 And zero sex. 508 00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:05,970 _ 509 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,415 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What is she doing? 510 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,965 - _ - Come on. 511 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:14,104 (panting) 512 00:19:14,951 --> 00:19:17,808 _ 513 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,542 _ 514 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,965 _ 515 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:21,703 _ 516 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,100 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh! No... I guess they decided on the helmet. 517 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,857 _ 518 00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,327 _ 519 00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,145 _ 520 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,094 Oh, I'm missing it... 521 00:19:32,036 --> 00:19:35,722 - _ - ♪ Pale hands with shaky rings ♪ 522 00:19:35,747 --> 00:19:37,565 ♪ Stale taste for finer things... ♪ 523 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,178 - _ - Oh, come on... 524 00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,918 ♪ Have you thought of what it really means now ♪ 525 00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:46,506 ♪ To let somebody in... ♪ 526 00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:48,005 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, yes, 527 00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:50,196 a few milestones of note, here. 528 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:54,212 - _ - ♪ Would you, darling, show me how ♪ 529 00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:58,021 ♪ To blindly give it all out loud ♪ 530 00:19:58,046 --> 00:20:02,450 ♪ Until I'm wearing thin ♪ 531 00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:06,900 - _ - ♪ Could you rid your devils? ♪ 532 00:20:06,925 --> 00:20:11,356 ♪ Could you stay and settle down? ♪ 533 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:15,892 ♪ Just to pass the time with me? ♪ 534 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,758 _ 535 00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:23,215 ♪ Could you rid your devils? ♪ 536 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,352 ♪ Run through fields and meadows? ♪ 537 00:20:26,377 --> 00:20:30,296 ♪ Does it scare you when you think ♪ 538 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,828 ♪ When you think... ♪ 539 00:20:32,853 --> 00:20:33,896 My love! 540 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:34,888 Oh! 541 00:20:34,912 --> 00:20:36,392 Oh, Petra! 542 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,936 Let me look at you. 543 00:20:37,961 --> 00:20:39,156 - _ - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, yes. 544 00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:41,165 - _ - A few milestones of note here, too. 545 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:44,863 - _ - (vocalist improvising gently with melody) 546 00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,517 (song ends) 547 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,881 Wow! 548 00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:49,885 We thick around middle, huh? 549 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,398 Yes, I'm pregnant with twins. 550 00:20:51,423 --> 00:20:54,588 Yes, I know, but it's still early. 551 00:20:54,613 --> 00:20:56,354 We don't want to be house. 552 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,926 Mother, it's not constructive 553 00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:01,035 when you say things that diminish me. 554 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,583 And right now, I'm-I'm really trying to-to create 555 00:21:03,608 --> 00:21:06,343 an atmosphere of positivity around myself. 556 00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:07,868 What are you talking about? 557 00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,057 I've started seeing a therapist. 558 00:21:10,082 --> 00:21:13,560 It's been a stressful month and Dr. Klein has really helped me 559 00:21:13,585 --> 00:21:16,713 reframe things in a, in a positive light. 560 00:21:16,738 --> 00:21:18,833 Everything happens for a reason. 561 00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:20,391 I'm pregnant with twins. 562 00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,200 Therefore, Jane took pity on me, helped get you out. 563 00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:26,447 Therefore, you can help to get rid of the grenades. 564 00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:29,660 What is that? Is that... ? 565 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,102 Is that a tear? 566 00:21:32,127 --> 00:21:33,326 Ah... 567 00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:36,202 just to scare peoples off. 568 00:21:36,227 --> 00:21:37,510 Really? 569 00:21:37,535 --> 00:21:40,360 Yes, really. 570 00:21:40,518 --> 00:21:41,896 Come. 571 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,040 Mommy help you get rid of Milos. 572 00:21:44,065 --> 00:21:45,607 And therapist. 573 00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:50,339 So I told him, like, I will get rid of you. 574 00:21:50,363 --> 00:21:52,307 - Mm-mm. - Hey. 575 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,851 - Hey, what's up? - Hey! 576 00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:56,161 - How are you? - Good. 577 00:21:56,186 --> 00:21:58,197 It's nice to be out here, away from everything. 578 00:21:58,222 --> 00:22:00,830 But I'm sorry, go on. You were talking. 579 00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,359 Oh. 580 00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:03,875 Sorry, it's, uh, weird. 581 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,000 I was talking pretty personally about my ex-boyfriend 582 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,458 and we just, like, don't really know each other. 583 00:22:08,483 --> 00:22:10,078 - Wesley! - You are being so rude. 584 00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:12,023 What? It's true. I mean, we're constantly telling 585 00:22:12,048 --> 00:22:13,997 personal stories in class, and there's no reciprocity. 586 00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:15,047 Seriously, just stop. 587 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,098 I feel overexposed. 588 00:22:16,122 --> 00:22:17,595 We know nothing personal about her. 589 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,567 Okay, fine. 590 00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:19,846 Do you want to know something personal? 591 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,583 My son just got a medical helmet put on his head, 592 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:22,729 and I couldn't be there. 593 00:22:22,754 --> 00:22:24,021 A helmet... why? 594 00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:25,596 Because he has a flat head 595 00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:27,412 from spending too much time on his back, 596 00:22:27,437 --> 00:22:30,029 while I've been writing... badly, apparently. 597 00:22:30,054 --> 00:22:33,472 So I'm failing at being a writer and a mom. 598 00:22:33,497 --> 00:22:35,240 Well, I feel better. 599 00:22:35,349 --> 00:22:37,552 Finally, some reciprocity. 600 00:22:37,577 --> 00:22:40,211 So, what's the rest of your story, Jane Gloriana? 601 00:22:40,236 --> 00:22:43,312 Uh, well, for one thing, that's not my real name... 602 00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:45,693 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so Jane told them the whole shebang. 603 00:22:45,718 --> 00:22:47,023 Highlights included: 604 00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:48,974 accidental insemination, 605 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:52,411 a rich, hot baby daddy and a broken engagement, 606 00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:54,791 Mateo's kidnapping, 607 00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:56,367 JANE: That's it 608 00:22:56,392 --> 00:22:57,746 in a nutshell. 609 00:22:57,787 --> 00:22:59,289 Wow. 610 00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:02,087 Well, nice to meet you. 611 00:23:02,112 --> 00:23:05,417 _ 612 00:23:05,442 --> 00:23:07,020 _ 613 00:23:07,045 --> 00:23:09,997 And maybe it was the fact that she'd opened up, 614 00:23:10,037 --> 00:23:13,515 but that night, Jane's writing started flowing, too. 615 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:14,869 _ 616 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,277 _ 617 00:23:18,101 --> 00:23:20,483 _ 618 00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,945 _ 619 00:23:24,354 --> 00:23:26,911 Oh, wait, that one's real. 620 00:23:26,936 --> 00:23:28,894 _ 621 00:23:32,676 --> 00:23:35,100 _ 622 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,271 No... 623 00:23:36,296 --> 00:23:37,644 Okay, this isn't good. 624 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,354 Boobs really bursting. 625 00:23:39,577 --> 00:23:42,029 _ 626 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:45,527 _ 627 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,130 _ 628 00:23:47,155 --> 00:23:48,622 _ 629 00:23:48,647 --> 00:23:53,903 _ 630 00:23:53,928 --> 00:23:55,640 Cut! 631 00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:58,205 We'll go tighter just on my eyes. 632 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,272 Rogelio. 633 00:23:59,297 --> 00:24:00,832 Hello... 634 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,646 my favorite network big shot. 635 00:24:03,671 --> 00:24:04,848 Great to see you. 636 00:24:04,873 --> 00:24:05,623 Can we talk? 637 00:24:05,648 --> 00:24:08,597 As producer, director or star? 638 00:24:10,954 --> 00:24:13,119 Producer. 639 00:24:14,698 --> 00:24:17,703 Okay, as producer, the director is great. 640 00:24:17,728 --> 00:24:21,275 We still have a lot of shots left to make our day, so... 641 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,921 Oh, I'll be quick. 642 00:24:22,947 --> 00:24:25,096 You're out of money and way behind schedule. 643 00:24:25,121 --> 00:24:26,793 We're pulling the plug. 644 00:24:26,818 --> 00:24:28,464 What? 645 00:24:28,941 --> 00:24:30,792 The plug? 646 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,433 Thank you. 647 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,944 So, are you ready to see the cutest little man ever? 648 00:24:34,969 --> 00:24:36,040 Oh! 649 00:24:36,065 --> 00:24:38,417 Oh, my God, ever! 650 00:24:38,442 --> 00:24:39,580 Oh, oh, oh! 651 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:41,668 He should be up any minute and be ready to eat. 652 00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:43,851 Okay, I'll wait to pump then. 653 00:24:47,482 --> 00:24:50,441 So, did your lawyer call back again? 654 00:24:50,466 --> 00:24:51,622 Yes. 655 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,951 - Does he want to kill me? - No. 656 00:24:53,976 --> 00:24:55,476 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A direct quote from his lawyer: 657 00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:57,300 "I want to kill her." 658 00:24:57,825 --> 00:24:59,713 Oh, I'm just still thinking 659 00:24:59,738 --> 00:25:01,132 through all the different scenarios. 660 00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:03,357 I mean, we can give him money under certain conditions. 661 00:25:03,382 --> 00:25:05,049 I know, but here's the thing. 662 00:25:05,074 --> 00:25:06,690 No matter how we slice it, 663 00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:08,715 Mateo's rich. 664 00:25:08,950 --> 00:25:10,690 I know. 665 00:25:11,035 --> 00:25:13,349 It's just so weird. 666 00:25:13,374 --> 00:25:14,463 Oh. (laughs) 667 00:25:14,488 --> 00:25:15,159 I'm raising a rich kid. 668 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:17,317 And-and that's just not the way I grew up. 669 00:25:17,342 --> 00:25:19,902 You know, and you said that your childhood was all screwed up. 670 00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:21,560 Yeah, but not because I had money. 671 00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:23,999 I was screwed up, because of my family. 672 00:25:24,321 --> 00:25:26,942 And that's why... 673 00:25:27,748 --> 00:25:31,134 I'm fighting so hard for ours. 674 00:25:35,782 --> 00:25:38,863 I... don't want to complicate things. 675 00:25:38,888 --> 00:25:40,983 It would actually uncomplicate things. 676 00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:42,175 It wouldn't. 677 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,808 Why? 678 00:25:44,191 --> 00:25:47,543 Because I'm not over him yet. 679 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,613 I'm sorry, I know that's not what you want to hear. 680 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,765 _ 681 00:25:58,789 --> 00:26:01,245 No, no, it's, um, 682 00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:02,900 it's good that I know. 683 00:26:02,925 --> 00:26:04,024 (Mateo cries) 684 00:26:04,049 --> 00:26:05,197 I'm gonna feed him. 685 00:26:05,222 --> 00:26:08,044 He's really mad. Sweetie, what's wrong? 686 00:26:08,069 --> 00:26:09,290 It's probably the helmet. 687 00:26:09,315 --> 00:26:10,291 He just feels weird. 688 00:26:10,316 --> 00:26:11,252 Keep trying. 689 00:26:11,277 --> 00:26:12,549 Maybe he's not hungry. 690 00:26:12,574 --> 00:26:14,285 No, this is his hungry scream! 691 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,445 Just give me the bottle! 692 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:19,358 Here, here, here, here. 693 00:26:23,076 --> 00:26:25,817 Oh, my God. 694 00:26:25,842 --> 00:26:28,941 He's weaned off me. 695 00:26:30,184 --> 00:26:31,551 Where's Mateo? 696 00:26:31,576 --> 00:26:33,566 - _ - Ah, there he is! 697 00:26:34,506 --> 00:26:36,474 And... 698 00:26:37,284 --> 00:26:39,426 JILL: So, is he still not nursing? 699 00:26:39,451 --> 00:26:41,394 No, just me and the pump. 700 00:26:41,419 --> 00:26:43,096 - Up every three hours. - Ah. 701 00:26:43,121 --> 00:26:45,015 Well, it's nice to have you back in class. 702 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,436 Not that we mind having the occasional daddy. 703 00:26:47,461 --> 00:26:49,763 I know, Rafael's way better at the hand choreography. 704 00:26:49,788 --> 00:26:53,206 So, you guys are definitely... 705 00:26:53,231 --> 00:26:55,863 not together, right? 706 00:26:56,101 --> 00:26:58,308 Um, no... why? 707 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,411 - This is awkward. - What is? 708 00:27:00,436 --> 00:27:03,829 Sometimes it-it feels like there's kind of a... 709 00:27:04,132 --> 00:27:05,681 vibe... 710 00:27:05,706 --> 00:27:07,781 between me and Rafael. 711 00:27:07,947 --> 00:27:09,363 Oh. 712 00:27:09,388 --> 00:27:10,945 Is it weird that I like, 713 00:27:10,970 --> 00:27:12,029 I'm even bringing it up? 714 00:27:12,054 --> 00:27:13,778 I... No, it's not. 715 00:27:13,803 --> 00:27:15,269 Are you sure? 716 00:27:15,482 --> 00:27:16,732 Yes. (laughs) 717 00:27:16,757 --> 00:27:18,206 (laughs) Yeah. 718 00:27:18,231 --> 00:27:19,516 I mean, I only hesitated 719 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:20,508 because I think it's weird 720 00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:21,713 that you even think that it was weird 721 00:27:21,738 --> 00:27:23,274 because it's not at all. It's... 722 00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:24,899 - Whew, like... - Okay. 723 00:27:24,924 --> 00:27:27,964 Of course it's weird they have a vibe. 724 00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:29,314 What does that even mean?! 725 00:27:29,339 --> 00:27:31,956 That they get along well and there's chemistry. 726 00:27:31,981 --> 00:27:33,564 - Hilarious. - Agreed. 727 00:27:33,589 --> 00:27:35,305 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, these two have gotten chummy. 728 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:36,872 I know, I can't be weird about it. 729 00:27:36,897 --> 00:27:37,885 I have to rise above it. 730 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,813 You're human and he's hot. 731 00:27:39,838 --> 00:27:41,137 But let me ask you this. 732 00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:42,644 If you were with Michael, 733 00:27:42,669 --> 00:27:44,586 would you care who your baby daddy was dating? 734 00:27:44,637 --> 00:27:46,534 No, I wouldn't. 735 00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:48,972 So? Look, you're doing the right thing 736 00:27:48,997 --> 00:27:50,520 by keeping it platonic with Rafael. 737 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:51,917 I mean, after everything you've told me 738 00:27:51,942 --> 00:27:53,542 about his insane family... 739 00:27:53,567 --> 00:27:55,666 I know, it's, like, the curse of the Solanos. 740 00:27:55,919 --> 00:27:57,851 (Rogelio screams) 741 00:27:57,876 --> 00:28:00,475 (melodramatic dialogue over TV) 742 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,875 What's going on?! 743 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,947 They're making fun of me on television! 744 00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,747 (singing in Spanish) 745 00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:10,124 _ 746 00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:12,521 You know the sincerest form of flattery... revenge! 747 00:28:12,546 --> 00:28:15,459 Which I will get in the ratings once Hombres Locos premieres. 748 00:28:15,484 --> 00:28:17,017 But, Dad, it was shut down. 749 00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:19,019 Well, I have secured a private investor. 750 00:28:19,044 --> 00:28:20,788 Which I was going to announce 751 00:28:20,813 --> 00:28:23,340 when I saw this atrocity! 752 00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:25,546 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of atrocities... 753 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,529 Good-bye, Milos. Have a safe trip. 754 00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:28,843 Sorry to be leaving you, 755 00:28:28,868 --> 00:28:30,756 my pregnant princess, but it's better 756 00:28:30,781 --> 00:28:33,748 I find a buyer from Prague, so I don't kill your mother. 757 00:28:33,773 --> 00:28:35,289 She's driving me insane. 758 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:37,012 Oh, good, their plan is working. 759 00:28:37,037 --> 00:28:40,359 That's because you eat like animal. 760 00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:42,225 And you don't pick up your socks. 761 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,670 (huffs) 762 00:28:43,695 --> 00:28:45,737 And as soon as he is gone, they'll ditch the grenades. 763 00:28:45,762 --> 00:28:47,040 (knocking on door) 764 00:28:47,065 --> 00:28:49,580 Ah, good. Ivan. 765 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:51,050 Ivan... the man 766 00:28:51,075 --> 00:28:52,520 they accidentally took hostage? 767 00:28:53,663 --> 00:28:56,065 Hello again, ladies. 768 00:28:56,090 --> 00:28:57,951 What's he doing here? 769 00:28:57,976 --> 00:28:59,701 He's staying with you, sweetheart. 770 00:28:59,726 --> 00:29:02,060 To make sure you and your cow of a mother 771 00:29:02,085 --> 00:29:04,762 don't get rid of my bombs. 772 00:29:05,742 --> 00:29:06,742 _ 773 00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,808 - And speaking of cows, - (phone ringing) 774 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,750 the past month, there's been a lot of this... 775 00:29:10,775 --> 00:29:11,605 Hey. 776 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:13,763 - Pumping? - Always. 777 00:29:13,788 --> 00:29:15,821 - How'd he go down? - Oh, easy. 778 00:29:15,846 --> 00:29:17,703 I mean, I rocked him for, like, ten minutes and he was out. 779 00:29:17,728 --> 00:29:19,863 _ 780 00:29:20,432 --> 00:29:23,653 So, you know Charlie's mom 781 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:24,869 from music class? 782 00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:28,053 She kind of... I don't know, she kind of asked me out. 783 00:29:28,275 --> 00:29:30,558 Yeah, she actually asked me first... 784 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,011 (chuckles) if it was weird. 785 00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,519 Oh. 786 00:29:33,544 --> 00:29:36,398 And... is it? 787 00:29:37,349 --> 00:29:39,983 Of course not. 788 00:29:40,008 --> 00:29:42,419 Okay. 789 00:29:42,444 --> 00:29:44,861 That's great. 790 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,987 Anyway, I'm done, 791 00:29:47,012 --> 00:29:48,428 so I should head to bed. 792 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,619 I got to be up 793 00:29:49,644 --> 00:29:51,360 in two hours and 40 minutes. 794 00:29:51,385 --> 00:29:52,685 Okay, all right, good night. 795 00:29:52,710 --> 00:29:53,551 Bye. 796 00:29:53,576 --> 00:29:54,930 (phone beeps off) 797 00:29:56,109 --> 00:29:58,661 (sighs) 798 00:30:01,221 --> 00:30:03,321 Jane? 799 00:30:03,743 --> 00:30:05,708 Jane! 800 00:30:07,446 --> 00:30:09,737 To fall asleep while someone's reading their work? 801 00:30:09,762 --> 00:30:12,484 I know, I feel terribly and-and I promise it won't happen again. 802 00:30:12,509 --> 00:30:14,692 There are a lot of people that want to be here 803 00:30:14,717 --> 00:30:17,305 and you need to prove you're one of them. 804 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:18,185 Mm-hmm. 805 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:20,178 Until then... 806 00:30:20,399 --> 00:30:22,290 you're on academic probation. 807 00:30:22,493 --> 00:30:26,610 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And she thought a C-was bad. 808 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:29,708 _ 809 00:30:29,732 --> 00:30:31,927 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oops. My mistake. 810 00:30:31,952 --> 00:30:34,189 - _ - I'm exhausted just looking at her. 811 00:30:34,214 --> 00:30:35,949 Jane, as you can imagine, 812 00:30:35,974 --> 00:30:37,895 has been burning the candle at both ends. 813 00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:41,256 _ 814 00:30:43,491 --> 00:30:46,558 _ 815 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:50,446 _ 816 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,256 (crying) 817 00:30:52,281 --> 00:30:54,989 Oh, Mateo, I know, I know. 818 00:30:55,014 --> 00:30:56,938 It's okay, Mr. Sweetface. 819 00:30:56,963 --> 00:30:58,146 I got you. 820 00:30:58,171 --> 00:31:00,120 Come on. Okay, come here. 821 00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:01,694 Shush, let's find your lovey... 822 00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:03,875 Oh, ow, Mommy's booby! 823 00:31:04,535 --> 00:31:05,674 _ 824 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:06,550 _ 825 00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:07,773 Have you seen his lovey? 826 00:31:07,798 --> 00:31:09,131 Which brings us here 827 00:31:09,156 --> 00:31:11,356 to Jane just plain burning up. 828 00:31:11,381 --> 00:31:12,691 _ 829 00:31:12,716 --> 00:31:14,810 I'm fine. His lovey, Abuela! 830 00:31:14,835 --> 00:31:15,910 His lovey? 831 00:31:15,935 --> 00:31:18,285 Um... 832 00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:23,170 _ 833 00:31:24,898 --> 00:31:26,816 It's here. 834 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:28,020 RAFAEL: So you're pretty sick, huh? 835 00:31:28,045 --> 00:31:29,804 Apparently. 836 00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:32,356 What are you holding on your boob? 837 00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:34,817 A hot diaper, because I have a clogged duct. 838 00:31:34,842 --> 00:31:38,107 And mastitis, apparently, which means that my boob has the flu 839 00:31:38,133 --> 00:31:41,234 and it feels like glass shards are shooting out when I pump. 840 00:31:41,259 --> 00:31:42,709 Gotcha. 841 00:31:42,733 --> 00:31:44,233 Uh, maybe you should stop. 842 00:31:44,258 --> 00:31:46,358 - What? - Pumping. 843 00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:48,003 I planned to nurse for a year. 844 00:31:48,028 --> 00:31:49,755 Nurse, not pump. 845 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,869 And you got to be able to change your plan, right? 846 00:31:51,894 --> 00:31:53,744 I mean, if it's not working. 847 00:31:53,769 --> 00:31:56,708 Just shut up and go away. 848 00:31:56,733 --> 00:31:57,772 What? 849 00:31:57,797 --> 00:31:58,615 I'm serious. 850 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,944 Shut up and go away. 851 00:32:01,969 --> 00:32:03,131 You okay? 852 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:05,045 Yeah. 853 00:32:05,071 --> 00:32:06,368 She was just a little... 854 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:07,585 Bitchy? I know. 855 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:09,149 She's the worst when she's sick. 856 00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:09,928 Uh, what? 857 00:32:09,953 --> 00:32:11,640 _ 858 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:13,058 JANE: I can hear you! 859 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,107 And I hate all of you! 860 00:32:15,132 --> 00:32:16,267 IVAN: I hate to say this, 861 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:17,435 but I have to leave. 862 00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:19,248 What?! 863 00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:20,466 Why? 864 00:32:20,491 --> 00:32:23,962 Milos was arrested for Internet scamming in Prague. 865 00:32:23,987 --> 00:32:26,179 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which Petra knew, of course, 866 00:32:26,204 --> 00:32:28,483 since she and her mom had been copying his files 867 00:32:28,508 --> 00:32:31,267 and sending them to the Czech authorities for the past month. 868 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:34,386 I have to go, see who I can bribe. 869 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,180 Yes. 870 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,433 Hey. 871 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,993 What are you doing back here? 872 00:32:40,018 --> 00:32:42,149 Jill was tired after the charity gala, 873 00:32:42,174 --> 00:32:44,452 and I just wanted to make sure you were feeling better. 874 00:32:44,476 --> 00:32:45,268 I am. 875 00:32:45,293 --> 00:32:48,891 And look, I'm sorry about before. 876 00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:50,774 (chuckles) I've heard of mean drunks, but... 877 00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:52,574 I-I know it's weird. 878 00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:54,787 - It's, like, a fever thing, I think. - Uh-huh. 879 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,598 But what you said... 880 00:32:58,623 --> 00:33:00,878 Don't you think it's selfish to stop pumping? 881 00:33:00,903 --> 00:33:03,469 I mean, what if Mateo's IQ is a point lower? 882 00:33:03,494 --> 00:33:05,057 Or-or he gets more colds? 883 00:33:05,082 --> 00:33:06,556 Look, with everything happening 884 00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,587 with you in school full-time and not sleeping... 885 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,871 You really think I should stop? Even with all the benefits? 886 00:33:10,896 --> 00:33:12,516 Mateo is eating solids now, 887 00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:14,458 and he's doing great. 888 00:33:14,629 --> 00:33:18,464 And I just would like to see you start feeling great, too. 889 00:33:18,489 --> 00:33:21,087 Okay. 890 00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:25,629 _ 891 00:33:25,654 --> 00:33:27,673 Oh, my God, I'm so relieved. 892 00:33:27,698 --> 00:33:29,386 I mean, it'll take a month to wean, 893 00:33:29,411 --> 00:33:31,544 but the end is in sight. 894 00:33:32,786 --> 00:33:34,053 PETRA: Finally! 895 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:35,856 - _ - I'm so glad to be rid of these things. 896 00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:37,577 Someone could have been killed. 897 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:39,444 MAGDA: Oops, one more. 898 00:33:39,469 --> 00:33:40,884 PETRA: Oh, my God. 899 00:33:40,909 --> 00:33:42,708 I think the babies are kicking. 900 00:33:42,733 --> 00:33:45,069 Wait, where is the pin? 901 00:33:45,094 --> 00:33:47,270 (booming) (screams) 902 00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:50,183 _ 903 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:57,290 Mother, please reconsider. 904 00:33:57,315 --> 00:34:01,092 _ 905 00:34:01,117 --> 00:34:03,070 _ 906 00:34:03,095 --> 00:34:07,677 _ 907 00:34:08,151 --> 00:34:10,036 Let's do something for Thanksgiving. 908 00:34:10,061 --> 00:34:12,061 What I have to be grateful for? 909 00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:13,919 My hook? 910 00:34:16,774 --> 00:34:18,191 Petra? 911 00:34:18,216 --> 00:34:19,993 Oh. You okay? 912 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:21,329 Yeah. How's your mother? 913 00:34:21,354 --> 00:34:22,556 Slightly better. 914 00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:23,470 (Mateo fusses) 915 00:34:23,472 --> 00:34:24,891 (gasps) What? 916 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:26,249 I know. 917 00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:28,471 I know what you want. 918 00:34:28,496 --> 00:34:29,871 Yeah. 919 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:32,979 Who taught you to do all the... 920 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,241 uh, baby stuff? 921 00:34:35,266 --> 00:34:38,470 My mom's not exactly nurturing. 922 00:34:39,008 --> 00:34:41,135 Eh, forget it. 923 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,091 You were a natural, I'm sure. 924 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:44,916 Oh, my God, no. 925 00:34:44,941 --> 00:34:47,014 (chuckling): Not at all. 926 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:49,036 Oh, I felt like I knew nothing. 927 00:34:49,062 --> 00:34:51,025 I still do, actually. 928 00:34:51,359 --> 00:34:54,027 But it's like he's been with me the whole time. 929 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:55,468 It's weird. 930 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,764 I don't feel prepared. 931 00:34:57,789 --> 00:35:00,044 Yeah, well, you never really are. 932 00:35:00,069 --> 00:35:02,068 You know, it's a hard balance. 933 00:35:02,093 --> 00:35:04,840 It's kind of like you learn on the job. 934 00:35:05,085 --> 00:35:07,468 And just when you think you've figured it out, 935 00:35:07,493 --> 00:35:08,993 something changes. 936 00:35:09,018 --> 00:35:11,221 And then you have to do everything different. 937 00:35:13,127 --> 00:35:15,358 You'll be okay. 938 00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:20,884 So I hear you two finally have a plan. 939 00:35:20,909 --> 00:35:22,892 A two-part plan, in fact. 940 00:35:22,917 --> 00:35:26,155 Part one: to review the plan every three years, 941 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:29,463 'cause we plan to reevaluate and readjust the plan as need be. 942 00:35:29,488 --> 00:35:32,730 Gotcha. And does part two have something I could write down? 943 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:36,177 Yes, we've decided to attach Mateo's trust fund to a charity. 944 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:39,092 So for every dollar he gets, he has to give a dollar away. 945 00:35:39,117 --> 00:35:42,121 I'd like to thank my parents, of course, 946 00:35:42,146 --> 00:35:45,217 - _ - for instilling in me the desire to give back. 947 00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:46,584 Thank you to my mentors, 948 00:35:46,609 --> 00:35:49,656 Michelle Obama and Angelina Jolie, 949 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:53,382 whose fight to make sure all girls receive an education 950 00:35:53,407 --> 00:35:56,173 led me to the Peace Corps and Let Girls Learn. 951 00:35:56,198 --> 00:36:00,772 I'm here at the UN because more than 62 million girls 952 00:36:00,797 --> 00:36:03,073 do not have access to an education... 953 00:36:03,098 --> 00:36:04,254 (gasps) 954 00:36:04,485 --> 00:36:06,433 I'm sorry, I have to go pee-pee. 955 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,462 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of a huge relief... 956 00:36:08,487 --> 00:36:11,899 Well, did the Telemasivo execs like Hombres Locos? 957 00:36:11,924 --> 00:36:14,650 They... loved it. 958 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:16,372 Wow, that's a shock. 959 00:36:16,397 --> 00:36:19,955 First of all, they thought it was hilarious. 960 00:36:19,979 --> 00:36:24,025 I was, like, "It's a comedy, (chuckles) but okay." 961 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,269 Then they say I was like a young... uh... 962 00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:30,332 oh, "Desi Arnaz." 963 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:32,224 Remember to Google that guy. 964 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,918 Whew. 965 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,488 XIOMARA: You okay? 966 00:36:39,513 --> 00:36:41,741 Just relieved. 967 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,143 The Passions of Santos was 968 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:45,282 the most popular telenovela on Earth. 969 00:36:45,308 --> 00:36:48,121 To follow that up, scrutiny will be intense. 970 00:36:48,145 --> 00:36:50,980 Aw, I-I didn't realize you were feeling such pressure. 971 00:36:51,006 --> 00:36:52,751 I hide my nerves incredibly well. 972 00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:54,603 It's one of my most underrated talents. 973 00:36:54,627 --> 00:36:56,377 (knocking on door) 974 00:36:58,363 --> 00:37:00,165 JANE: Helmet's off. 975 00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:01,793 ALBA: Muy lindo. 976 00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:04,085 - ROGELIO: Yay, no helmet. - XIOMARA: Yay! 977 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,477 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to a big old milestone. 978 00:37:07,814 --> 00:37:13,203 _ 979 00:37:17,021 --> 00:37:20,464 Oh, and also... 980 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:23,950 _ 981 00:37:26,109 --> 00:37:29,226 And finally... 982 00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:32,575 _ 983 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,435 Well, this year is easy. 984 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,211 I'm thankful for Mateo. 985 00:37:36,236 --> 00:37:38,117 All day, every day. 986 00:37:38,336 --> 00:37:42,378 _ 987 00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:44,918 Health and hair. 988 00:37:44,943 --> 00:37:47,144 Always health and hair. 989 00:37:47,169 --> 00:37:50,477 And I'm thankful I got to see how hard you work, Rogelio. 990 00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:53,672 It's inspired me to get after it, 991 00:37:53,697 --> 00:37:55,455 my singing career, this year. 992 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,597 Go, Mom! 993 00:37:57,950 --> 00:37:59,951 Rafael? 994 00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:03,426 This. 995 00:38:03,451 --> 00:38:05,726 Grateful for all of it. 996 00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:08,902 - (doorbell rings) - JANE: That must be Petra. 997 00:38:08,927 --> 00:38:11,524 I left Mateo's lovey at Rafael's office, 998 00:38:11,549 --> 00:38:12,742 and she said she'd bring it. 999 00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:14,021 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted, 1000 00:38:14,046 --> 00:38:17,069 after the great lovey debacle of last month, 1001 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,917 there were now three backup loveys in this very house. 1002 00:38:19,942 --> 00:38:22,409 I have the lovey. 1003 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:23,802 Thank you so much. 1004 00:38:23,827 --> 00:38:25,612 He wouldn't have been able to sleep. 1005 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,603 You know what, come in. 1006 00:38:27,628 --> 00:38:29,332 Since you're here and there's so much food. 1007 00:38:29,357 --> 00:38:30,723 Oh, no, no, I'm fine. 1008 00:38:30,748 --> 00:38:33,315 Really, I'd like it. 1009 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:34,632 Come in. 1010 00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:36,675 Yeah, okay. 1011 00:38:37,393 --> 00:38:38,661 Thank you. 1012 00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:41,116 And thus Petra too was grateful. 1013 00:38:41,141 --> 00:38:43,416 And briefly, all was right. 1014 00:38:43,441 --> 00:38:46,118 _ 1015 00:38:46,142 --> 00:38:48,569 (cell phone rings) 1016 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,566 It's my lawyer. 1017 00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:52,852 Probably calling to rave about the show. 1018 00:38:52,935 --> 00:38:54,385 Mm-hmm. 1019 00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:55,899 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 1020 00:38:55,924 --> 00:38:58,990 And who exactly is this Matthew Weiner? 1021 00:38:59,015 --> 00:39:02,768 _ 1022 00:39:02,793 --> 00:39:04,039 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1023 00:39:04,064 --> 00:39:07,154 And what does a "cease and desist" mean, anyway? 1024 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,188 JANE: Stop. 1025 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:09,407 No more dishes. 1026 00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:11,050 We'll finish tomorrow. 1027 00:39:11,473 --> 00:39:12,972 So, can I ask you a question? 1028 00:39:12,997 --> 00:39:14,675 That's rhetorical, right? 1029 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,378 'Cause you're gonna ask me anyway. 1030 00:39:17,306 --> 00:39:19,356 What happened between you and Jill? 1031 00:39:19,381 --> 00:39:21,482 I bumped into her this morning at the supermarket, 1032 00:39:21,507 --> 00:39:23,539 and she acted all weird. 1033 00:39:23,564 --> 00:39:26,149 I told you... We fizzled out. 1034 00:39:26,174 --> 00:39:28,480 It was more than "fizzled out" weird. 1035 00:39:28,504 --> 00:39:32,576 Okay, do you remember the night I realized 1036 00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:34,427 you're actually a very mean person? 1037 00:39:34,452 --> 00:39:35,181 Oh, my God, seriously? 1038 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:38,179 Anyway, as cranky and stinky and mean as you were... 1039 00:39:38,204 --> 00:39:39,606 I hope this story has a point. 1040 00:39:39,631 --> 00:39:40,336 I realized 1041 00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:42,494 that I would still rather be with you. 1042 00:39:42,904 --> 00:39:45,040 At your worst. 1043 00:39:45,944 --> 00:39:47,611 So Jill just wasn't the person. 1044 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:49,057 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in that moment, 1045 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:51,975 Rafael saw a window opening for him. 1046 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,985 It's getting hot in here, huh? 1047 00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:58,932 Go on a date with me. 1048 00:39:59,176 --> 00:40:01,009 Just one. 1049 00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:01,924 Say yes. 1050 00:40:01,949 --> 00:40:03,646 And maybe it was the turkey, 1051 00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:05,959 or the first glass of wine post-pumping, 1052 00:40:05,984 --> 00:40:09,526 or just the fact that enough time had finally passed... 1053 00:40:12,813 --> 00:40:14,697 but Jane said... 1054 00:40:14,722 --> 00:40:16,755 Yes. 1055 00:40:21,951 --> 00:40:24,177 MICHAEL: Officer Barnett. 1056 00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,355 Michael. 1057 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:27,812 We need to talk. 1058 00:40:28,056 --> 00:40:30,056 No, don't be sorry. 1059 00:40:30,081 --> 00:40:31,830 I'm just sad you can't make it for dessert. 1060 00:40:31,855 --> 00:40:33,555 WESLEY: I know, I'm just stuck at my mom's. 1061 00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:35,496 Bye, Jane. 1062 00:40:36,697 --> 00:40:38,721 Sorry. Where were we? 1063 00:40:38,746 --> 00:40:41,157 Are you sure no one's gonna find out we spoke? 1064 00:40:41,182 --> 00:40:43,553 No way... "anonymous sources." 1065 00:40:43,577 --> 00:40:46,111 Come on, for a thousand bucks, you better have good stuff. 1066 00:40:46,136 --> 00:40:49,369 Trust me, I got plenty of dirt on the Solanos. 1067 00:40:52,445 --> 00:40:53,992 I mean, after everything you've told me 1068 00:40:54,017 --> 00:40:55,572 about his insane family... 1069 00:40:55,597 --> 00:40:57,794 I know, it's like the curse of the Solanos. 1070 00:40:57,819 --> 00:40:59,797 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's not fair... the Solanos aren't cursed. 1071 00:40:59,822 --> 00:41:01,252 In fact, there's Petra, 1072 00:41:01,276 --> 00:41:03,346 and she's on a bit of an upswing. 1073 00:41:04,721 --> 00:41:06,638 Magda. 1074 00:41:06,663 --> 00:41:08,819 Looking good. 1075 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:11,855 Here's the thing. 1076 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,226 Milos knows you two set him up. 1077 00:41:17,804 --> 00:41:20,983 He will forgive Petra, his wife, I suppose. 1078 00:41:21,008 --> 00:41:23,532 But will Petra forgive you 1079 00:41:23,557 --> 00:41:26,926 when she finds out what else you're hiding? 1080 00:41:28,724 --> 00:41:32,746 (screams) 1081 00:41:33,769 --> 00:41:36,132 It was accident? 1082 00:41:37,130 --> 00:41:41,299 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's on the hook for that one. 1083 00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:46,727 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -