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Previously on iZombie...
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This is FBI agent Dale Bozzio.
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She'll be looking into a string
of missing person cases.
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Seems someone is targeting
rich guys in Seattle.
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Suzuki's widow gave you a brain?
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But I can't ask our lab, to test it
without saying where it's from...
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I can send it into the FBI lab.
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It says here you were slinging
for Stacey Boss.
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I need everything you can tell
me about Mr. Boss' crime organization.
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This wall thing?
It is a little out of date.
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So maybe you only have one source?
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And I wonder what happens to your case
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if he goes away?
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Are you threatening me?
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Morning, everyone.
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Is this happening?
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It's happening.
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If you have sex,
Major will become a zombie.
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That's a certainty.
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- This isn't it for us.
- It's not.
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Phew!
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That was pretty good.
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Yeah.
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It was almost as good as sex.
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Like the difference between
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a turkey burger and a hamburger.
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When I was 14, I would've
killed to do what we just did.
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You and I are going to be fine.
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So you're okay with it?
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Because if we're gonna do this,
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we have to be totally honest with
each other this time around.
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Of course I want to sex you up, girl.
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You're very attractive,
and I very much have a penis.
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But just being with you is enough.
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Honest.
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But being with zombie me
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is different than being with old me.
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It's not just no sex.
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When I eat someone's brain,
it sets up camp in me.
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It's like, I'm always Britney,
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but sometimes I'm Hit Me
Baby One More Time Britney,
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and sometimes I'm...
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Shaved head, smashing car windows Britney.
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Real talk?
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I thought both of those Britneys were hot.
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I'm kidding,
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I know this is serious.
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I just want you to know that
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I can hang with whatever you throw at me.
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Ugh! What is that horrible,
horrible smell?
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I'm guessing it's the dead body.
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Victim's name is Syd Wicked.
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Died between 12:30 and 1:00
p.m., when the body was found.
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Throat slit.
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Looks to have been done
with a playing card.
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Queen of diamonds.
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Had a special metal edge, razor sharp.
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Any signs of a struggle?
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Nope. No signs of forced entry
into the room, either.
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No adjoining door to another room.
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No unlocked windows.
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So whoever did this must have
been let in through that door.
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Let me guess,
security cameras were out?
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Nope. Fully operational.
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Should be waiting for us at the precinct.
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What kind of name is Syd Wicked?
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Stage name. He's a magician.
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You don't dress like that
unless you do magic
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or you hate your parents.
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Apparently there's
some big magician convention
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happening at this hotel all week.
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Of course. PrestoFest.
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How did I miss that?
I'm on the mailing list!
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This was in his bag.
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Death.
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Most of us live in constant
fear that at any moment,
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death will wrench us
into an eternal darkness.
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But I have stared Death right in his face
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and he blinked first.
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Mark that. I'll use that
for the intro for my closer.
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What showmanship.
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The world has lost a storyteller.
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So, who found the body?
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So, the door wasn't tampered with?
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No.
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And had you seen anyone else come in
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or out of the room other than Mr. Wicked?
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Uh, this morning I came back for cleaning.
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There is do-not-disturb sign on door,
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but yelling inside.
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Can you describe the voices
on the other side of the door?
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I just hear him yell at the angels.
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The angels?
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Chakrabarti needs you two upstairs.
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I have located the source
of that awful smell,
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and it is not Clive's new cologne.
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You can do better than that.
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It played very well in my head.
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I knew that smell wasn't
coming from Syd's corpse.
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Too fresh, obviously.
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So, I took a gander around the room,
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and found this in the wastebasket,
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with this lovely note attached.
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"Welcome to PrestoFest."
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"Here's a gift from
your fellow magicians."
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So I thinks to myself,
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"Hmm. Okay. Kind of boilerplate stuff."
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Maybe they thought the summer sausage
would make up for the stock sentiments.
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But wait, there's more.
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We're all hoping.
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Ugh!
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Enjoy the decay!
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Seems like whoever wrote that
note is a good first suspect.
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So how many magicians come to this
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PrestoFest every year?
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Oh, upwards of 200.
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Then you have your semi-professionals,
your weekend wizards,
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and the occasional hypnotist.
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"PrestoFest, come for the illusions
and stay for the sleight of ha..."
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Looks like we're going to be interviewing
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a whole lot of magicians.
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Sometimes I really hate this job.
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Syd Wicked.
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I want to change my name
to something cool like that.
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What do you think of Rick Bang?
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I think Rick Bang lives
in a one-bedroom apartment
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in the San Fernando Valley
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and gets paid to do it on camera.
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Ow. Well, Steph told me how
to figure out my porn name.
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Sadly, it's Polly Cripplegate.
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Things good with you and Steph?
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Yeah, they're fine, I guess.
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Can you have sex without worrying
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you'll turn her into a member
of the undead?
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- Yeah.
- Then no bitching.
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Well, I didn't think I was.
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It might be time for someone to eat.
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Okay, have you thought of a card?
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Do you see it?
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The 10 of clubs is missing.
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Where did it go, you witch?
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Ah! The 10 of clovers.
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A clover needs a dark space to take root.
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A place as dark
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as a closed casket buried six feet under.
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That's dark.
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Or, a man's back pocket.
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This is the best brain ever.
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I almost want to start killing
magicians so it never ends.
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Got something to show you, Liv.
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- Pick a card.
- No.
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No one goes into the room until...
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the maid finds Syd's body.
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Wait, right there.
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Three security guards come into the room.
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How many come back out?
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- Maybe the killer was disguised as...
- Already checked it.
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Three guards enter, three guards exit.
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And the room had been empty
for a couple of days.
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So, Syd went into his room alive,
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no one else came in or out of it,
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and yet, he was murdered?
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You know what this means, right?
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The murder is a magic trick.
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Sometimes I really love this job.
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Hey.
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Sorry, didn't see you.
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Been a little on edge lately.
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Work stuff.
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How long were you standing there?
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One second less than
would have been creepy?
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How's things in your world?
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Uh...
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You know Steph,
the woman I'm kind of seeing?
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"Kind of seeing."
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Yeah, women love when
you use qualifiers like that.
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I like her, it's...
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My question is, look, she just changed her
Facebook status to "In a relationship."
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And that freaked you out.
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Look, I change my status to "In
a relationship" all the time,
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just to get dudes to leave me alone.
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Yeah. Okay. I can see that.
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But...
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Well, she's just getting a bit
intense, you know, okay...
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I mean, she told me we're celebrating
Guy Fawkes Day tomorrow.
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I didn't have the heart
to tell her it was weeks ago.
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Guy Fawkes Day, huh?
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Yeah...
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She's definitely going to propose.
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Hey, you think she...
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You think...
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You're the worst.
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Did I miss something?
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Just Peyton showing no mercy
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to my neuroses about womankind.
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Oh, okay. Let's get it all
out in the open, Man-Things.
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- What about Liv?
- Huh?
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Oh, she's not glomming onto you, is she?
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She's cramping your style?
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- She's not being too needy?
- No. It's all good. Real good.
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Mmm?
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I mean, today she left me a voice-mail
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about how drowning would
be a beautiful way to die,
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but otherwise, you know, same old Liv.
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Ah, yeah, uh, she's rolling hard
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on death-obsessed magician.
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It will pass. She just needs
to eat someone else's brain.
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- Is that all?
- Hmm.
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Okay.
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So, uh, question.
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Since the two of you, uh,
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have really experienced
zombie Liv first-hand,
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how extreme do her personality swings get?
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She can be a bit mercurial.
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But most of the time I enjoy the variety.
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Of course, I don't have to date her.
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There was the time her eyes turned
red and she killed someone.
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I'm thinking that was probably a one-off.
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A one-off.
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That's good.
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Well, would you look at that?
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The death card.
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The 13th trump in the Tarot.
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A fitting reminder that
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no matter how clever a path we run,
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the Reaper always takes his bounty.
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Did you eat Edgar Allen Poe?
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Odd, I was under
the impression that you knew
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I couldn't stand the sight of
you and yet, here you are.
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I'm an acquired taste. Like
gazpacho or that free U2 album.
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What do you want, Blaine?
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Don't worry, Liv.
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I'm not here to ask you to go
on a tandem bike ride with me.
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I'm here with some news.
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You know those five missing
gentlemen in the newspapers,
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the ones the FBI has
seen fit to investigate?
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Yeah.
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Well, three of them
were big fans of brains.
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I know. They were my customers.
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It seems someone out there
is killing Seattle's zombies.
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And you're here to warn me?
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To make sure that I watch my back?
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Oh, God, no.
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I'm telling you this
because I need your help
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to stop whoever's offing
our living-challenged friends.
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Not to mention,
it's bad for my bottom line.
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So, what do you say, partner?
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Should we take justice into our own hands?
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You need my help?
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I try not to make a habit of
fraternizing with murderers.
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That's no way to go through life, is it?
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Look, I know they brought the FBI
in on this missing persons case.
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Read it in the paper.
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Been a Sunday subscriber since '07, NBD.
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Anyway, they got this lady Fed
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heading up the investigation, Dale Bozzio.
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Bitching name. One you'd remember.
Ring any bells?
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Maybe.
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Because if we can know what she knows,
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we stand a chance
of getting ahead of the curve.
261
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,880
So, what do you say? Team up with me.
262
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:46,349
Stop a zombie killer,
maybe save a few lives?
263
00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:47,684
Have a few laughs?
264
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,220
I don't think so.
265
00:12:51,722 --> 00:12:54,641
Okay, let me put it to you in Liv-speak.
266
00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:56,759
Some of those missing zombies
have families
267
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,394
and are "nice people."
268
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:00,263
And more "nice people"
are going to go missing
269
00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:02,122
unless you and I do something about it.
270
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,617
Look, we know things the FBI doesn't.
271
00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:06,402
So we're ahead of the curve.
272
00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:08,571
Help me, Zombie Wan Kenobi.
273
00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:09,906
You're our only hope.
274
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,777
This doesn't change the fact
that you still sicken me.
275
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,129
Wouldn't be me if I didn't.
276
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,501
I don't suppose you're here with
a new batch of tainted Utopium.
277
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:22,952
No such luck, Doc.
278
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,922
Thanks for your help, Liv.
I'll be seeing you.
279
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,593
Uh...
280
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:32,061
He'll be seeing you?
281
00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:34,681
You know all those missing,
presumed-dead locals?
282
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:37,734
- The ones Bozzio is looking into?
- Yeah?
283
00:13:37,768 --> 00:13:38,902
They're zombies.
284
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,469
Oh, Liv...
285
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,689
And Blaine needs
my help finding the killer.
286
00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:48,411
A hotel maid says that
on the day he was murdered,
287
00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:50,697
she could hear Syd inside his room,
288
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:52,165
yelling at the angels,
289
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,951
so imagine how intrigued we were to learn
290
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:56,619
that his assistant was named Angel.
291
00:13:56,954 --> 00:13:58,121
Why would I kill Syd?
292
00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,915
Why was he yelling at the angels?
293
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,993
Because he saw me at the hotel bar
294
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,678
hanging out with Amazing Dick.
295
00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,497
He's another magician.
296
00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:11,384
Syd was always thinking I might leave him.
297
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,669
- You and Syd were lovers?
- God, no.
298
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,305
Where did you go after your set,
299
00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:16,606
at the time Syd was murdered?
300
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,524
In the lobby, signing headshots.
301
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,393
Lots of security cameras in the lobby.
302
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,645
Great. Check them. You'll see.
303
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:25,732
Look, no way I'd kill Syd.
304
00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,617
That'd mean having to find a new job.
305
00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:29,819
And since every other magician
despises Syd,
306
00:14:29,853 --> 00:14:31,187
they're not gonna hire me.
307
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,022
Why does everyone hate him so much?
308
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,741
Well, he made his name
309
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,993
destroying other magicians' careers.
310
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,828
Exposed all their signature tricks.
311
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:42,298
Did a whole YouTube series,
Hacking Magic's Hacks.
312
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,373
Are any of those hack
magicians at the convention?
313
00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:45,802
Oh, yeah, a bunch.
314
00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:49,839
But I'd start out with Houdina and
The Magnificent Magnus first.
315
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,257
He really screwed them.
316
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,009
And if you really want to get a sense
317
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:54,927
of how the magic community felt about Syd,
318
00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:56,095
check out Twitter.
319
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,381
Soak in the hate.
320
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:04,354
Twitter, a vast collection of
humanity's impetuous thought vomitings.
321
00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:06,748
I'd like to think I'm quite
introspective about what I tweet
322
00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:09,075
to my 23 followers.
323
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,411
Someone has to scroll through
Syd Wicked's Twitter beefs
324
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:14,614
with basically every magician
who's ever existed.
325
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,232
Uh, I'll do it!
326
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,584
- Really?
- Absolutely.
327
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:19,836
I used to be a real wand head
328
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,621
until I realized it didn't
help me with the ladies.
329
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:24,740
So you moved on to video games
and forensic pathology.
330
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,961
Hey, uh, Clive and I have to go question
a magician after her show, tonight.
331
00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:31,764
- You want to come?
- I wish. I have a date.
332
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,270
No peeking. Okay, now.
333
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,463
"Hello, Governor! Mind the gap."
334
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,646
Is the accent too much?
335
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,597
This...
336
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,266
This looked like it took a lot of work.
337
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:51,868
- You're worth it.
- Huh...
338
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,372
- So you swung by earlier, when I wasn't here?
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
339
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:58,241
- No!
- I almost forgot,
340
00:15:58,275 --> 00:15:59,826
no Guy Fawkes celebration
341
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,828
is complete without a bit of footie.
342
00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:05,048
So, I got us some tickets
to see a soccer match
343
00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:06,923
when the Sounders are back in town.
344
00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:09,452
Next month, right.
345
00:16:09,953 --> 00:16:12,255
Got a big night
of Brit stuff planned for us.
346
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:15,308
Throwing darts, apologizing.
347
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,127
Here's a lager, room temp.
Little taste of home.
348
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,763
Drink up, you poncey geezer!
349
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,072
Wow. You really needed a drink.
350
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,494
For my next trick,
I'm going to need a volunteer.
351
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,347
You see, she doesn't actually rip
the card in half, what she does...
352
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,299
I get it, it's not actual magic.
353
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,335
You seem to have a lot to say,
why don't you come on up here?
354
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,192
People think playing cards
are just for fun and games.
355
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,361
But a full deck is like a gun
356
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,180
with 52 deadly bullets in the chamber.
357
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:21,124
Now, take what's left of the celery
stalk and hold it on your head.
358
00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:23,292
Turn and face me.
359
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,751
I don't want your ring. I'm done.
360
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,470
I can't believe
you've bought into this crap.
361
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:36,539
I don't even know who you are anymore!
362
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,062
Let's give a big round of
applause to our volunteer.
363
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:51,938
You thinking what I'm thinking?
364
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,356
She's lethal with those cards.
365
00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:54,607
We'll have to check her deck.
366
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,259
Good thing I lifted it off her.
367
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,335
When I was on stage, I had a vision.
368
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,621
I think Houdina and Syd
were getting married.
369
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:11,040
I saw Houdina throwing
her diamond ring at him
370
00:18:11,074 --> 00:18:12,258
and calling it off.
371
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,243
Look at this.
372
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:16,762
Same tempered metal edge
that the murder weapon had.
373
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:18,681
There are four face cards missing.
374
00:18:19,082 --> 00:18:20,933
One of them is the queen of diamonds.
375
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,135
Like the one sticking
out of Syd's jugular.
376
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,354
Well, well, this is the first time tonight
377
00:18:25,389 --> 00:18:26,606
I'm interested.
378
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:31,194
Houdina was giving back
her diamond ring to Syd.
379
00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:33,529
Maybe that wasn't a random card.
380
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,531
Maybe she's the queen of diamonds.
381
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:36,899
She was making a point.
382
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:40,236
As much as I've enjoyed performing
in this three-star hotel bar,
383
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,770
I think it's just about time
384
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,939
for me to get the hell out of here.
385
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,146
Don't forget to tip your servers.
386
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,882
Jimmy, what do we do with this rabbit?
387
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:04,644
Now would be a good time for you
to explain how that trick worked.
388
00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:10,977
Seattle P.D.
389
00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,133
We'd like to ask you some
questions about Syd Wicked.
390
00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:17,317
He's not dead. I bet it's a stunt.
391
00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:19,119
Syd's very talented.
392
00:19:20,004 --> 00:19:21,338
Trust me, he's dead.
393
00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:25,342
Whatever you say. I'd like
my deck of cards back.
394
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,093
Pretty decent sleight of hand.
395
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:28,762
Get a spray tan and some sequins,
396
00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:30,213
you could make a few bucks.
397
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:31,548
Those cards are doctored.
398
00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:33,166
The queen of diamonds is missing.
399
00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:34,534
Any idea where that went?
400
00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:36,736
Probably in the garbage
when the edge got dull.
401
00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,738
If trick cards
get you all hot and bothered,
402
00:19:38,773 --> 00:19:41,358
you might want to check
with every magician in here.
403
00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:42,892
We've all got them, honey.
404
00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:44,611
Not every magician in here
405
00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,679
got an engagement ring from Syd Wicked.
406
00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:54,788
We were young and doing crappy clubs.
407
00:19:55,156 --> 00:19:57,323
Syd's whole gimmick
was the goth, death thing.
408
00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,159
But it was just an onstage persona.
409
00:19:59,193 --> 00:20:01,711
- He didn't believe in that stuff?
- Ah! No.
410
00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:04,130
When I met him he was still going by Steve
411
00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:06,049
and owned all the Police Academy movies.
412
00:20:06,717 --> 00:20:08,968
Over the years, he got
more and more into it.
413
00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:10,136
When he told me he'd hired
414
00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,138
a Wiccan to perform the wedding ceremony,
415
00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:13,423
I got the hell out of there.
416
00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:15,475
- How did Syd take that?
- Not well.
417
00:20:16,177 --> 00:20:18,928
He exposed my best trick and destroyed me.
418
00:20:18,979 --> 00:20:22,182
After that, he modified my trick
and built his career on it.
419
00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:23,483
So you've got a lot of reasons
420
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,384
why you might be real sore at Syd.
421
00:20:26,386 --> 00:20:27,553
Tons.
422
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,856
But I was on stage performing
when he quote-unquote died.
423
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:32,275
I performed the autopsy. He is dead.
424
00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,944
If you say so.
425
00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,831
Room service. They forgot my soup.
426
00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:45,538
Yep. Houdina performed, 12:30 to 1:30.
427
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:49,626
Even if she lied, we don't have footage
of anyone going into that room but Syd.
428
00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:51,410
Should we at least
go down to the hotel bar
429
00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:52,879
and confirm she did the show?
430
00:20:52,913 --> 00:20:54,297
Can you tackle that solo?
431
00:20:54,348 --> 00:20:55,932
I got something I can't be late for.
432
00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:57,600
It's a date, isn't it?
433
00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:59,135
You're seeing a G-Man.
434
00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:15,452
Their movie is at 9:00.
They'll be leaving soon.
435
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:19,605
What's that chick's problem?
436
00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:21,407
That's the empress.
437
00:21:21,441 --> 00:21:23,609
She symbolizes fertility
438
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,945
and growth in the natural world.
439
00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:26,996
Ancients say...
440
00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:28,214
Super boring.
441
00:21:28,249 --> 00:21:29,282
Sorry I asked.
442
00:21:30,801 --> 00:21:32,642
Lights out. Right on schedule.
443
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:34,304
Okay, so we get in,
444
00:21:34,338 --> 00:21:36,389
we get what we need and we get out.
445
00:21:37,057 --> 00:21:39,476
Look at us, on a stakeout.
446
00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:43,429
You're like, the stoic by-the-book
veteran and I'm the fun guy who...
447
00:21:43,463 --> 00:21:45,815
Who deals drugs
and kills homeless teenagers.
448
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:48,017
I was gonna say,
"Doesn't play by the rules,"
449
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,352
but sure.
450
00:21:49,403 --> 00:21:50,820
Look, I'm doing this
for the cause, sister.
451
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:52,471
You're doing this for your bottom line.
452
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,907
You're losing paying customers.
453
00:21:53,941 --> 00:21:55,942
Hey, I'm likely on that kill list, too.
454
00:21:55,976 --> 00:21:57,656
Nobody knows I walk amongst the living.
455
00:22:01,031 --> 00:22:02,115
What's this?
456
00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:06,195
Yeah, I don't think they're
going to make that movie.
457
00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:08,821
Love is only a delay of death,
458
00:22:09,373 --> 00:22:11,257
a tragedy waiting in the wings.
459
00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:15,178
You're bumming me out, man.
460
00:22:15,212 --> 00:22:16,829
We got to come back tomorrow.
461
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,178
Good morning, sleepyhead.
462
00:22:33,647 --> 00:22:36,482
You really knocked them back last night.
463
00:22:36,516 --> 00:22:38,568
Hey, road trip. What do you think?
464
00:22:38,953 --> 00:22:41,204
Wine country or Whistler?
465
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:45,992
Are you okay?
466
00:22:46,526 --> 00:22:48,494
Steph, I...
467
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,464
We need to talk.
468
00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:57,804
I think you're an amazing and...
469
00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:02,375
creative person and...
470
00:23:02,393 --> 00:23:04,143
Please stop.
471
00:23:06,546 --> 00:23:09,232
I'm pretty sure I know
where this speech is going.
472
00:23:11,151 --> 00:23:13,151
Waiting until the morning
after to let me know?
473
00:23:13,887 --> 00:23:15,438
Not classy.
474
00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:17,290
I'm... I'm sorry.
475
00:23:18,225 --> 00:23:20,026
I knew we'd get to the apologizing.
476
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:32,789
Ta-da!
Wasn't that easier?
477
00:23:33,457 --> 00:23:34,958
My tools back, please.
478
00:23:36,961 --> 00:23:38,411
Dale left with her gym bag.
479
00:23:38,429 --> 00:23:40,513
I'd say we have about an hour.
480
00:23:41,748 --> 00:23:44,100
Uh... I'd say 90 minutes.
481
00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:46,135
You don't get that ass in an hour a day.
482
00:23:46,186 --> 00:23:48,605
Well, isn't that fortunate.
483
00:23:49,523 --> 00:23:51,891
She left everything
out for us. The whole file.
484
00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:54,284
How do we do this?
485
00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:57,280
You take everything on that side.
I got everything on this side.
486
00:23:57,314 --> 00:23:58,698
Okay.
487
00:24:05,155 --> 00:24:07,156
What?
488
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,626
Here, here, here.
489
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,745
"Found in the home refrigerators
of three of the missing persons,"
490
00:24:12,779 --> 00:24:15,965
"identical insulated yellow coolers."
491
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,085
Damn it. We should've gone
with the freezer bags.
492
00:24:19,286 --> 00:24:21,287
I'm such a slave to aesthetics.
493
00:24:21,305 --> 00:24:24,891
They've identified a hair found
in the sink drain of Meat Cute
494
00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:28,061
as belonging to missing
astronaut Alan York.
495
00:24:29,396 --> 00:24:31,316
You killed the fourth man
who walked on the moon?
496
00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:34,069
Please, nobody cares about the
fourth person to do something.
497
00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:45,995
I don't think the Feds
know anything more than we do.
498
00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,480
So what's the plan if we figure out
499
00:24:47,498 --> 00:24:49,178
who's been making these zombies disappear?
500
00:24:49,199 --> 00:24:51,650
I suppose we lodge a complaint?
501
00:24:51,669 --> 00:24:53,870
Ask the perpetrator
to reconsider his actions.
502
00:24:54,654 --> 00:24:55,872
I'm not hurting anyone.
503
00:24:55,923 --> 00:24:57,490
You seemed happy enough to shoot me.
504
00:25:11,004 --> 00:25:13,022
Mail from the FBI test lab.
505
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,840
I say we open it.
506
00:25:14,858 --> 00:25:16,776
Careful. It can't look tampered with.
507
00:25:17,344 --> 00:25:18,695
This begs the question
508
00:25:18,729 --> 00:25:20,563
that haunts all prestidigitators.
509
00:25:20,614 --> 00:25:24,517
How does one get inside a sealed
space without truly entering?
510
00:25:24,535 --> 00:25:28,321
How does one make the inside,
become the outside?
511
00:25:28,789 --> 00:25:30,689
First, one must...
512
00:25:32,376 --> 00:25:35,194
Did you hear the part where I said
it couldn't be tampered with?
513
00:25:35,212 --> 00:25:36,662
Nope.
514
00:25:37,381 --> 00:25:40,299
Oh. Looks like your best bud
Babineaux was about to find out.
515
00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:43,586
Lieutenant Suzuki kept human
brains in his mini-fridge.
516
00:25:43,637 --> 00:25:46,398
- We can't let Dale see this.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! Wait.
517
00:25:46,423 --> 00:25:48,307
I've got it. We throw it away.
518
00:25:48,342 --> 00:25:50,593
No, if she doesn't get this,
she'll follow up on it.
519
00:25:50,978 --> 00:25:53,139
I think I can doctor this up
and drop it back off here.
520
00:25:53,147 --> 00:25:55,064
Make it say the brain was from a cow.
521
00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:58,568
Find the queen.
522
00:26:04,691 --> 00:26:06,075
That one.
523
00:26:07,745 --> 00:26:09,779
Whoa. Every time.
524
00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:11,831
You're good at this. You study magic?
525
00:26:11,865 --> 00:26:14,617
I grew up in Brooklyn.
We don't play in Brooklyn.
526
00:26:15,569 --> 00:26:18,210
You gotta keep working on it, kid.
Meet me next time.
527
00:26:19,289 --> 00:26:20,706
There's our guy.
528
00:26:25,412 --> 00:26:26,579
Magnus?
529
00:26:26,597 --> 00:26:29,098
Clive Babineaux and Olivia
Moore with the Seattle P.D.
530
00:26:29,133 --> 00:26:30,767
Yeah. Do I make it to both of you?
531
00:26:30,851 --> 00:26:32,301
Or did you each want your own?
532
00:26:32,352 --> 00:26:35,438
No. We're here to ask
you about Syd Wicked.
533
00:26:36,273 --> 00:26:38,524
- You've heard he was murdered?
- Are you sure he's dead?
534
00:26:38,559 --> 00:26:40,426
It might be a stunt. He's very skilled.
535
00:26:40,444 --> 00:26:42,728
I personally removed
his brain from his body.
536
00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:44,697
Still...
537
00:26:45,282 --> 00:26:47,366
We heard there might have been
some bad blood between you two.
538
00:26:47,401 --> 00:26:48,951
We saw Syd's YouTube video
539
00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:52,038
where he exposed your
floating candelabra trick.
540
00:26:52,072 --> 00:26:53,489
Any reason he'd do that?
541
00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:57,160
Back in my salad days,
542
00:26:57,211 --> 00:26:59,745
before young Master Wicked ruined me,
543
00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:01,581
he was my opening act.
544
00:27:01,615 --> 00:27:04,500
One day, he came to me
asking me to provide him
545
00:27:04,551 --> 00:27:06,669
15 extra minutes nightly.
546
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,055
I refused, thought nothing of it.
547
00:27:09,339 --> 00:27:10,556
But then some months later,
548
00:27:10,591 --> 00:27:12,091
when I'd finished my autobiography,
549
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:14,627
This is Where the Magic Happens, $29.95,
550
00:27:15,429 --> 00:27:18,931
I asked Syd to provide a pithy
quote for the back cover
551
00:27:19,483 --> 00:27:23,152
and he did not
have pleasant things to say.
552
00:27:23,470 --> 00:27:24,937
Do you remember what he said?
553
00:27:24,971 --> 00:27:27,990
Let's just say the quote wasn't usable.
554
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,777
You expect me to use this?
555
00:27:31,811 --> 00:27:33,446
"For those of you who enjoy watching"
556
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,814
"the carcass of old school magic decay,"
557
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,700
"this book's for you."
558
00:27:42,673 --> 00:27:43,756
Madam?
559
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:45,424
Was the blurb something like,
560
00:27:45,659 --> 00:27:48,761
"For those who enjoy watching the carcass
561
00:27:48,795 --> 00:27:51,764
"of old magic decay, this book's for you"?
562
00:27:51,798 --> 00:27:53,332
Something in that realm.
563
00:27:53,350 --> 00:27:55,301
There was a dead fish in Syd's room
564
00:27:55,335 --> 00:27:57,353
with a note from his magician friends,
565
00:27:57,387 --> 00:27:58,671
"Enjoy the decay."
566
00:28:00,641 --> 00:28:02,525
It was meant to be a prank.
567
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:04,560
A trifle, really.
568
00:28:04,611 --> 00:28:07,029
Something to show him,
the old man still has it.
569
00:28:07,064 --> 00:28:08,281
Right.
570
00:28:08,949 --> 00:28:12,285
And where were you between 12:30 and
1:00 p.m. the day Syd was murdered?
571
00:28:13,370 --> 00:28:16,021
Uh, I can tell you exactly where I was,
572
00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:19,125
though I'm afraid the details
might be rather tawdry.
573
00:28:19,159 --> 00:28:20,993
You see, that afternoon,
574
00:28:21,027 --> 00:28:24,080
I was savoring a Mai Tai in the lobby bar,
575
00:28:24,131 --> 00:28:26,549
when I was approached by an enchanting,
576
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,252
auburn-haired beauty with eyes of green
577
00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:30,586
and a bountiful bosom.
578
00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:33,222
She was familiar with my work,
579
00:28:34,374 --> 00:28:37,560
and suggested we seek privacy
in the lobby men's room.
580
00:28:37,877 --> 00:28:40,263
- Where there are no cameras.
- Convenient.
581
00:28:40,314 --> 00:28:44,150
We needed somewhere we could fully
explore each other's bodies.
582
00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:47,386
Regrettably, I never managed
to get her name.
583
00:28:47,404 --> 00:28:48,487
Mmm-hmm.
584
00:28:48,522 --> 00:28:49,822
Excuse us.
585
00:28:52,392 --> 00:28:54,327
There's no way any auburn-haired beauty
586
00:28:54,361 --> 00:28:56,228
did the nasty in a
bathroom with that dude.
587
00:28:56,246 --> 00:28:58,581
But we can't place him
in Syd's room anyway.
588
00:28:59,366 --> 00:29:00,499
What?
589
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,404
That kid magician stole my watch.
590
00:29:10,903 --> 00:29:13,839
This flower had color
and could bloom once.
591
00:29:14,557 --> 00:29:17,642
And yet death, blind to the
beauty of all living things,
592
00:29:17,677 --> 00:29:21,179
even one as vibrant as this,
has swept over it,
593
00:29:22,682 --> 00:29:24,683
wrenching it closer to the ground.
594
00:29:24,717 --> 00:29:28,186
Until it breaks.
595
00:29:31,057 --> 00:29:33,959
So, is that a "yes,"
you want a quesadilla or no?
596
00:29:34,927 --> 00:29:36,528
Sorry, I'm good.
597
00:29:36,829 --> 00:29:39,064
It's this brain I'm on.
It can get pretty dark.
598
00:29:39,098 --> 00:29:40,665
Hey, no, listen.
599
00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:43,867
Uh, we promised we're gonna be
honest with each other, uh...
600
00:29:44,504 --> 00:29:47,339
I want to know what's going on in
that beautiful undead head of yours.
601
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,708
Well, you know those missing rich people?
602
00:29:50,676 --> 00:29:51,710
Yeah?
603
00:29:52,845 --> 00:29:53,962
They're zombies.
604
00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:58,683
Someone is going around
the city taking out zombies.
605
00:29:59,685 --> 00:30:00,936
I could be next.
606
00:30:03,556 --> 00:30:05,996
I promise, that's not
going to happen to you.
607
00:30:07,092 --> 00:30:08,933
That's not something you can promise.
608
00:30:10,279 --> 00:30:12,931
♪ O Danny boy ♪
609
00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:16,267
♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
610
00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:19,821
♪ From glen to glen ♪
611
00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:23,125
♪ And down the mountainside ♪
612
00:30:23,993 --> 00:30:25,577
Hello?
613
00:30:25,778 --> 00:30:27,078
Why, hello.
614
00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:29,047
What a pleasant surprise.
615
00:30:29,081 --> 00:30:30,332
You have quite the voice.
616
00:30:30,383 --> 00:30:32,717
I was lead tenor in my grade school choir.
617
00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:35,954
Hmm. Second lead,
618
00:30:36,255 --> 00:30:39,057
and then Tommy Fitzpatrick
had an unfortunate fall.
619
00:30:39,308 --> 00:30:40,892
So clumsy, that kid.
620
00:30:41,561 --> 00:30:42,677
So, what brings you in?
621
00:30:42,728 --> 00:30:45,397
I got a surprise visit
at work from Mr. Boss.
622
00:30:45,431 --> 00:30:47,516
Ah! He never calls first.
623
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:49,651
He saw our big board
with the information you gave.
624
00:30:49,685 --> 00:30:51,736
He said some of it was out of date.
625
00:30:52,638 --> 00:30:55,106
I think he knows our source
used to work for him.
626
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,808
Thought you might want
the heads up on that.
627
00:30:56,826 --> 00:30:58,076
Much obliged.
628
00:30:58,778 --> 00:30:59,978
You know, for a little guy, he's...
629
00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:01,813
- Enormously terrifying?
- Yeah.
630
00:31:01,831 --> 00:31:02,981
Yeah.
631
00:31:03,199 --> 00:31:05,283
Here, take this.
632
00:31:08,287 --> 00:31:11,489
- A free car wash?
- Whoops, wrong card.
633
00:31:11,707 --> 00:31:14,125
I don't think our relationship
is quite at that level yet.
634
00:31:14,994 --> 00:31:16,178
Here you go.
635
00:31:16,212 --> 00:31:17,262
It's my cell.
636
00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,264
So the next time Mr. Boss drops by
637
00:31:19,298 --> 00:31:22,601
or if you're just feeling the
heebie-jeebies, give me a call.
638
00:31:32,478 --> 00:31:35,346
Would the FBI call them
"cow brains" or "bovine"?
639
00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:36,531
Bovine.
640
00:31:36,566 --> 00:31:38,984
The FBI are a very formal outfit.
641
00:31:40,152 --> 00:31:42,954
These angry magician tweets are fantastic.
642
00:31:42,989 --> 00:31:45,457
People really hated Syd.
Listen to this one.
643
00:31:45,491 --> 00:31:47,325
"The greatest trick you've ever pulled"
644
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:49,239
"is convincing the world you have talent."
645
00:31:49,245 --> 00:31:52,196
Hashtag, "You look like you
live in your mom's basement,"
646
00:31:52,215 --> 00:31:53,832
hashtag, "Who wears thumb rings?"
647
00:31:53,866 --> 00:31:55,306
Who are those from?
648
00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:58,837
Only local comedy magic duo
Smoak and Meers,
649
00:31:58,871 --> 00:32:01,205
taking a break from their
rocket ship to fame.
650
00:32:01,974 --> 00:32:03,508
Whoa, whoa, hold up.
651
00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:07,145
Syd responded and it just
reads, "You're next,"
652
00:32:07,179 --> 00:32:10,148
followed by an emoji
of an anvil, an explosion,
653
00:32:10,182 --> 00:32:12,100
two skulls and a finger pointing at them.
654
00:32:12,151 --> 00:32:13,818
That seems mildly threatening.
655
00:32:13,853 --> 00:32:15,487
Well, Smoak and Meers' most famous trick
656
00:32:15,521 --> 00:32:17,055
is having an anvil drop on Meers.
657
00:32:17,073 --> 00:32:19,441
I think Syd was threatening
to expose that trick.
658
00:32:19,492 --> 00:32:21,326
Are there any tweets
from them after that one?
659
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,827
Nope. None. They stop.
660
00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:25,580
Hashtag, "I think we have a new lead."
661
00:32:25,615 --> 00:32:27,616
- Don't do that.
- Hmm.
662
00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:30,418
Most magicians working today
663
00:32:30,453 --> 00:32:32,954
aren't having a real dialog
with the audience.
664
00:32:33,005 --> 00:32:36,124
Everyone involved in the
experience should have a voice.
665
00:32:36,709 --> 00:32:37,842
Except this guy.
666
00:32:38,928 --> 00:32:41,179
We're gonna have to take that again.
We got two bogies in the shot.
667
00:32:41,213 --> 00:32:43,431
- Smoak and Meers?
- Guilty.
668
00:32:43,466 --> 00:32:45,433
Seattle P.D., could we have a moment?
669
00:32:46,852 --> 00:32:48,252
Maybe with the cameras turned off?
670
00:32:48,271 --> 00:32:50,105
Sorry, we film it all.
671
00:32:50,139 --> 00:32:52,807
It's for a cable special. Premium.
672
00:32:52,858 --> 00:32:54,359
We're sort of a big deal.
673
00:32:55,311 --> 00:32:56,427
That's nice.
674
00:32:56,445 --> 00:32:58,530
How long have you two
had a feud with Syd Wicked?
675
00:32:58,564 --> 00:33:01,199
Wow. Gonna just
jump right in there, Lady Cop.
676
00:33:01,484 --> 00:33:03,768
Where's the craft? The showmanship?
677
00:33:03,786 --> 00:33:05,704
Look, you know the score with Syd.
678
00:33:05,738 --> 00:33:08,218
Everyone in this business had
a beef with the guy. But us?
679
00:33:08,741 --> 00:33:10,108
We just liked screwing with him.
680
00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:11,727
He thought he was better than us.
681
00:33:13,579 --> 00:33:15,080
Let's start with you, Harpo Marx.
682
00:33:15,114 --> 00:33:18,282
Where were you between 12:30 and 1:00 p.m.
the day Syd was killed?
683
00:33:22,588 --> 00:33:23,755
This isn't a bit.
684
00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:26,474
Let's do this the old-fashioned
way, with our voices.
685
00:33:26,509 --> 00:33:27,676
That's going to be difficult.
686
00:33:27,727 --> 00:33:29,644
My associate is mute,
687
00:33:29,679 --> 00:33:31,930
Detective Babineaux.
688
00:33:33,149 --> 00:33:34,465
Give me that.
689
00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:36,735
And thank you for
this bit of unscripted levity
690
00:33:36,769 --> 00:33:39,270
that will surely end up in our TV special.
691
00:33:39,304 --> 00:33:41,356
Grilled about a murder. Good stuff, huh?
692
00:33:42,491 --> 00:33:44,251
And where were you
at the time of the murder?
693
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,744
The Houdina show.
694
00:33:45,978 --> 00:33:48,530
I remember because she
disappeared during her closer
695
00:33:48,581 --> 00:33:50,248
and she never came back for a bow.
696
00:33:50,282 --> 00:33:51,583
I waited around for 15 minutes.
697
00:33:51,617 --> 00:33:53,418
It was actually kind of punk rock.
698
00:33:56,321 --> 00:33:57,956
If Houdina disappeared for that long,
699
00:33:57,990 --> 00:34:00,324
that means her alibi
doesn't really check out.
700
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,018
You weren't performing
when Syd was killed.
701
00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:12,354
You'd already disappeared
off-stage for your closer.
702
00:34:12,388 --> 00:34:14,472
Guys, I didn't actually disappear.
703
00:34:14,506 --> 00:34:16,007
I hate to break this to you.
704
00:34:16,341 --> 00:34:17,981
Magic isn't real.
705
00:34:18,527 --> 00:34:20,895
You remember the cocktail
waitress at the end of the show?
706
00:34:20,946 --> 00:34:22,826
The one you asked if she knew where I was?
707
00:34:23,366 --> 00:34:26,184
That was me. I had her costume
on underneath mine.
708
00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,369
But I looked right at you.
709
00:34:27,403 --> 00:34:29,020
That's the thing about a magic trick.
710
00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:31,598
If it's done well, the answer's
right in front of you.
711
00:34:33,576 --> 00:34:36,795
There was only one person we know
for sure that went in Syd's room.
712
00:34:36,829 --> 00:34:37,962
The maid.
713
00:34:39,465 --> 00:34:42,366
We haven't seen Irina
since she found the body.
714
00:34:42,385 --> 00:34:43,918
Mind giving us her home address?
715
00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:45,387
We'd like to follow up.
716
00:34:46,822 --> 00:34:49,273
Irina was undocumented.
717
00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:51,626
We paid her in cash.
718
00:34:53,112 --> 00:34:54,612
We're never gonna find her.
719
00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:56,965
Liv?
720
00:35:00,302 --> 00:35:01,753
She's still in the hotel.
721
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,970
No way.
722
00:35:13,806 --> 00:35:16,224
You two go ahead.
I'll meet you in the ballroom.
723
00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:20,127
There are two parts to this trick.
724
00:35:20,145 --> 00:35:21,295
First part is,
725
00:35:21,313 --> 00:35:23,981
I lift a real anvil over Meers' head.
726
00:35:24,966 --> 00:35:26,267
Second part?
727
00:35:26,301 --> 00:35:27,468
I drop it on him.
728
00:35:28,904 --> 00:35:30,772
Now, right before I drop it,
729
00:35:30,806 --> 00:35:32,523
I usually say something like...
730
00:35:32,574 --> 00:35:33,908
Got another bogie.
731
00:35:36,862 --> 00:35:38,029
This guy.
732
00:35:39,031 --> 00:35:41,165
You, you're under arrest.
733
00:35:43,035 --> 00:35:44,335
Hey, can you shut those off?
734
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,870
Uh, no way.
735
00:35:57,165 --> 00:35:58,466
What the hell is going on?
736
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,101
You want me to just tell you?
737
00:36:00,669 --> 00:36:02,387
What happened to showmanship?
738
00:36:02,438 --> 00:36:04,171
Ladies and gentlemen,
739
00:36:04,556 --> 00:36:08,008
allow me to blow the lid off
one masterful trick.
740
00:36:08,026 --> 00:36:09,477
You see, we were led to believe
741
00:36:09,511 --> 00:36:12,230
the only the mortal souls
to enter Syd's quarters
742
00:36:12,281 --> 00:36:14,148
were the maid and Syd himself.
743
00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:17,535
But if you study the trick very closely,
744
00:36:17,569 --> 00:36:20,571
you'll see there's one other
person who entered that room,
745
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:23,074
Mr. Meers.
746
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,525
He wasn't anywhere near that room.
747
00:36:24,543 --> 00:36:25,693
Oh?
748
00:36:25,878 --> 00:36:27,194
But she was!
749
00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:33,668
- Irina?
- Indeed.
750
00:36:33,702 --> 00:36:34,886
You see Smoak and Meers
751
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,423
knew that Syd was going
to expose their biggest trick.
752
00:36:38,474 --> 00:36:41,092
Ruin them like he had so many magicians.
753
00:36:41,593 --> 00:36:45,229
That's why Meers took a
part-time job here, as Irina.
754
00:36:45,264 --> 00:36:47,899
And when the time came,
she entered his room,
755
00:36:47,933 --> 00:36:50,401
slayed him with a razor-sharp playing card
756
00:36:50,436 --> 00:36:52,019
and then ran out.
757
00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:53,738
Just as we saw on security footage.
758
00:36:53,772 --> 00:36:54,822
Ta-da.
759
00:36:54,857 --> 00:36:57,057
It was almost
the perfect magic trick.
760
00:36:57,075 --> 00:36:59,026
Except I noticed Irina's writing
761
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:00,561
on the housekeeping board.
762
00:37:00,579 --> 00:37:02,280
Looked a hell of a lot like Meers'.
763
00:37:02,331 --> 00:37:04,064
Right down to the ampersand.
764
00:37:04,082 --> 00:37:05,666
Who uses ampersands anymore?
765
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,836
I hope you brought a second set
of cuffs, Detective Babineaux.
766
00:37:09,237 --> 00:37:11,289
Because this magician had an assistant.
767
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,073
I had nothing to do with this.
It was all her.
768
00:37:13,091 --> 00:37:15,075
You lying son of a bitch!
769
00:37:15,878 --> 00:37:17,011
Behold!
770
00:37:22,634 --> 00:37:24,385
- I can come out now?
- Yeah.
771
00:37:25,921 --> 00:37:30,608
Behold, Magnus' auburn-haired,
ample-bosomed beauty.
772
00:37:31,276 --> 00:37:33,144
He said that? Aw.
773
00:37:33,762 --> 00:37:36,063
Destiny, please point
to the man who hired you
774
00:37:36,097 --> 00:37:38,733
to romance Magnus
away from security cameras,
775
00:37:39,201 --> 00:37:41,235
thereby destroying his only alibi.
776
00:37:41,937 --> 00:37:42,954
Him.
777
00:37:46,124 --> 00:37:48,125
Tell me you're getting this.
778
00:37:49,711 --> 00:37:53,164
Normally we bring witnesses down
to the station to take statements.
779
00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:55,216
Where's the magic in that?
780
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:40,511
- You okay?
- Oh... Oh, my God.
781
00:38:40,546 --> 00:38:41,829
Sorry.
782
00:38:41,847 --> 00:38:43,664
I should really start
announcing myself with fanfare
783
00:38:43,682 --> 00:38:45,016
before I enter a room.
784
00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:48,135
Ah... I am such a dork.
785
00:38:48,186 --> 00:38:49,503
Ugh.
786
00:38:52,024 --> 00:38:54,559
How about we throw on a flick, hang out?
787
00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:56,060
Well, what did you have in mind?
788
00:38:56,111 --> 00:38:57,631
Maybe we could finally, actually,
789
00:38:57,646 --> 00:38:59,864
see that Vertigo movie
you're always going on about.
790
00:39:00,348 --> 00:39:02,650
That sounds like just my speed.
791
00:39:06,405 --> 00:39:07,655
Whoa.
792
00:39:08,624 --> 00:39:09,907
Aren't you seeing Steph?
793
00:39:11,026 --> 00:39:12,493
Well, I, uh, I ended it.
794
00:39:14,746 --> 00:39:16,497
Maybe this was a bad idea, moving in.
795
00:39:16,531 --> 00:39:19,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, stay.
796
00:39:19,034 --> 00:39:20,084
I'm an idiot.
797
00:39:21,003 --> 00:39:22,369
Maybe I've been drinking?
798
00:39:23,305 --> 00:39:25,473
- No, it's just the idiocy.
- Hey, hey, hey.
799
00:39:25,507 --> 00:39:28,876
Don't sweat it. Look, I think
you're amazing and funny.
800
00:39:31,179 --> 00:39:33,179
- It's just, I met...
- No need to explain.
801
00:39:33,381 --> 00:39:35,516
You're a good man, Chakrabarti.
802
00:39:35,984 --> 00:39:37,435
We can still hang though.
803
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,521
Vertigo, come on, finally.
804
00:39:40,822 --> 00:39:44,158
You know, I don't think so.
I'm gonna head upstairs.
805
00:39:44,493 --> 00:39:46,694
This Hare Krishna handed
me a pamphlet about karma.
806
00:39:46,728 --> 00:39:48,245
Been meaning to check it out, so...
807
00:40:06,798 --> 00:40:08,215
Cow brains.
808
00:40:12,688 --> 00:40:13,888
Maybe they're right.
809
00:40:15,607 --> 00:40:17,191
Maybe I'm chasing ghosts.
810
00:40:18,694 --> 00:40:20,394
I mean, I actually thought.
811
00:40:20,428 --> 00:40:23,064
Suzuki had a human brain in his freezer.
812
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:26,567
That's crazy, isn't it?
813
00:40:31,272 --> 00:40:33,491
You seem disappointed it's not human.
814
00:40:38,613 --> 00:40:39,964
I don't know.
815
00:40:40,949 --> 00:40:42,216
Maybe I am.
816
00:41:34,502 --> 00:41:35,502
Major?
817
00:41:37,689 --> 00:41:38,689
Major!
818
00:41:39,376 --> 00:41:49,782
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