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My grandmother, Mildred, up in Jackson
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owned a gift shop that my brother and I
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spent all of our time in as
kids when we would visit her.
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She could never say no
to any of my requests
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for yet another stuffed
animal off her shelf,
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and my collection eventually
grew to somewhere between
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20 to 30 furry whales, tigers, puppies,
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you name it.
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Once I was back home,
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I'd line the hallways of our house
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with all of my acquired little creatures,
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and pretend that they were
each patiently awaiting
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their reservation at the
world class restaurant
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that I owned and operated.
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To be fair, the restaurant,
we served mainly, um,
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nothing.
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I'd poke my head out of my bedroom door,
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and call in parties of two elephants,
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a multi-species birthday party of six.
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Sometimes even a solo
party of one fuzzy armadillo
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would show up for a bite to eat.
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Whatever the assortment,
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some, if not most, found themselves
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waiting up to four hours just to be seated.
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It was, honestly, that good.
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No feet, no hands, no problem.
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I did not discriminate.
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Sadly,
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my establishment mysteriously
went out of business
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once I turned 11.
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My stepfather considered
my old pals a fire hazard,
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but my mother saved them in an old trunk.
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And if my comedy and story telling career
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does not pan out,
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I can always just pull the
old stuffed animals out,
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and get the restaurant started again.
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[Sighs] That is my story for this week.
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♪ Jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
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♪ And a fillet gumbo ♪
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♪ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see ♪
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♪ Ma cher amio ♪
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♪ Pick guitar, fill a fruit jar ♪
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♪ And be gay-o ♪
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♪ Son of a gun we'll have big fun ♪
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♪ On the bayou ♪
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♪ Son of a gun we'll have big fun ♪
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- ♪ On the bayou ♪
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(Man on P.A.) Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
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All baggage claim carousels
are located on the lower...
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_
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(Man on P.A.) Last call,
flight 4017 to New Orleans.
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Last call, flight 4017 to New Orleans.
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Tig, what the hell?
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Oh, my God, you look like shit.
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Thank you, Remy.
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- Oh, my God.
- I told you on the phone,
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- I'm just... I'm not...
- You told me you were sick.
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- You told me you're not feeling well.
- I know, but I... I...
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Well, yeah.
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Is this the... the chemo?
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No, this is the intestinal disease,
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- the thing C. diff.
- Like the runs?
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I mean, if you want to dress it up.
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(Announcer) Welcome to New
Orleans International Airport...
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How's Mom?
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She's still on life support.
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We're gonna take her off life support.
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That's why you came here.
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Thanks, Bill. And hello.
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Hello, Tig.
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[Respirator hissing]
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It's just not her.
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It most certainly is her, Tig.
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Look at the ID on the bed.
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Bill, come on.
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I know it's her, I'm just...
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Never mind.
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So, the nurse is gonna go ahead
and disconnect the respirator.
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Any questions?
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About death?
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About the process.
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Is she gonna die right away?
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Possibly.
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But it could take hours, even days.
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Are we ready?
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Yeah, she wouldn't want to be like this.
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- I agree.
- Yeah.
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Would you mind stepping this way, please.
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- [Gasping breath]
- [Monitor beeping]
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(Doctor) I'm here if you need me.
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[Monitor beeping]
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It's 4:30. I have to go home, feed the cat.
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Bonkers eats at 5:00 sharp.
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Can't you call someone?
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Bonkers is a senior cat.
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She takes a precise portion.
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Uh, okay. I'll drive ya.
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Tig, you'll stay here?
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Are you sure we don't all three
need to go home and feed Bonkers?
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Yeah, of course, I'm gonna stay here.
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We'll be back.
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[Gasping]
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[Beeping continues]
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(Man on P.A.) Blue team to ICU, please.
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Blue team, ICU.
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[Gasping]
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[Exhaling]
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[Monitor beeping]
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Did someone hit the call button?
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Yeah, I did, from in here.
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Ma'am, what can I help you with?
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My mother stops breathing
for, like, 10 seconds,
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and I keep thinking it's
gonna be her last breath.
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Is... is that gonna happen soon?
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And this is your mother, Caroline?
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(Tig) Yeah.
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Get your hands. Show me your hands.
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Clean up.
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Woo! Yay!
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[Laughing]
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Woo!
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- I'm coming to get ya!
- [Laughing]
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[Gasping]
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- [Gasping]
- You pushed the call button?
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Yeah, could you do that thing again
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where you clear out her
throat or lungs or something?
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She can't breathe.
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That's kind of the point, hon.
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I thought when somebody
was taken off life support
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that they just went to sleep or, uh...
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like a candle just went out.
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I... I feel like I'm just
sitting here listening
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to my mother drown.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Gasping]
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[Bell dings]
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Did you need something?
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I think... I think my mother...
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Yes. I'm sorry, she's gone.
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What... what happens now? Do I just leave?
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[Laughing] Do you just leave?
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No.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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I'm sorry.
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You can't just leave your mother.
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[Laughing]
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know.
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Oh, my gosh, that'd be
just straight up nuts.
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- Yeah.
- [Laughing]
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I'm realizing that now.
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Bye, Caroline. Take care.
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- Bye.
- Thanks, everybody.
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Best wishes.
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- Thank you.
- Be good.
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- (Woman) Bye, Caroline.
- (Man) Love you.
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- (Man) Bye, Caroline.
- (Woman) It's been a pleasure.
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Pardon me?
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I said, what do I do now?
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Oh, honey, you can go on home.
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We'll take care of everything.
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- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm?
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I don't know how to leave.
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Oh, I'll take you.
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We're gonna go right around
the corner. All right?
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Thank you.
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[Birds chirping]
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Hey, sugar, did you have fun tonight?
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No. Not tonight.
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You died.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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[Sighs]
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Hey, I'm... I'm real sorry that
we didn't make it back last night.
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You know, Bill and I, from here
on out, we can handle things.
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I mean, you... you should probably just
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get some rest. I mean,
you still look pretty bad.
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You should probably just
take a nap or something.
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Thanks.
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Did Mom pick these?
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Yeah.
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Couple of days ago.
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We should probably toss them soon.
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Don't want bees in here.
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Maybe let a bee in from time to time, Bill.
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[Phone ringing]
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Bonkers. Move.
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Move, Bonkers. Move, kitty.
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[Meowing]
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Oh, it's Brooke. Hold on a second.
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Hello?
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- How ya holdin' up?
- I don't know.
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Don't worry. I'm here.
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I know you said you didn't
need me, but I wanted to come.
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- Where are you?
- I'm at the airport.
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Everything at the L'Oreal party was set,
so the other publicist said I could go.
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- Wait, what?
- I think I did a pretty good job,
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although, you just never know with these,
like, passive-aggressive corporate types.
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Anyway, the good news is, I'm free now.
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You're in New Orleans.
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Yeah. I'm just about to get in a cab.
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Just... I'll come get you.
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I need, like, 12 beignets.
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There's been a death.
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This is Mom's new car?
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Was.
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I think you should take
it back to Los Angeles.
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I could use the space.
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Jeez, pull it together.
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You don't want to be too sentimental.
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What?
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What are you lookin' at?
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I'm sorry.
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I was looking at the
results of your procedure.
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You sure you can drive?
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No, I'm good.
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I'm great.
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Hey.
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How are you?
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[Sighs]
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Oh, I'm...
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What is it?
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I just, um...
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I didn't think you were just gonna show up.
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Of course I'm gonna show
up. I'm your girlfriend.
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Are you not happy to see me?
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It's not that I'm not happy to see you,
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it's just that I'm just not happy.
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It's just so hard not knowing
where I stand with you.
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I'm sure that could be devastating.
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[Laughing]
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- Come on, let's...
- Okay.
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I can't help with that, by the way.
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Did you bring everything from Los Angeles?
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I don't know how long I'm gonna be here.
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Whose is this car?
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[Whispering] Just a reminder,
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my stepfather Bill he's
not the warmest guy,
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so you'll find him somewhere between
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room temperature and sleet.
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Well, he's probably just in shock,
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or denial, like in the
Keebler-Ross stages of grief.
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Uh, Kübler. Keebler is the tiny elves
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that live in the hollowed out tree,
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and they make the, uh, cookies.
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- Regular size cookies.
- Right.
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So they were just watching TV,
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and she fell down and hit her head?
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I can't imagine what he's going through.
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They also make the, uh, crackers.
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- They make, uh... Keebler makes crackers.
- Okay.
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- It's Kübler, not Keebler.
- Thank you.
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Hey, guys.
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So, uh, this is my girlfriend Brooke.
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Hey, what's up?
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Those beignets?
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Awesome.
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- Brooke. Bill Flannigan.
- Hi.
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- Ahh.
- Uh, just a second.
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00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:40,845
I'm cataloging Caroline's personal affects.
265
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:45,590
Getting rid of all this
stuff is gonna be a big job,
266
00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:49,446
but I'm confident we can pull
this off in a couple of days.
267
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,557
A couple of days.
268
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:53,059
Are... you're kidding, right?
269
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,260
Are you joking?
270
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:56,045
Is that your first joke ever?
271
00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:57,658
Why would I be joking?
272
00:15:57,735 --> 00:15:59,670
I'm your stepfather, so technically,
273
00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:00,983
we're not related anymore.
274
00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:03,654
Wait a minute. You're not our daddy?
275
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:06,604
Technically, we have no legal connection
276
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,058
now that your mother is gone.
277
00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:10,121
In her will, she stated that you and Remy
278
00:16:10,122 --> 00:16:12,867
would take possession of all of her things.
279
00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:15,468
Her furniture is now yours.
280
00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:17,670
I can't keep it in my home.
281
00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:20,580
- Oh.
- That literally makes no sense.
282
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:24,613
I'm not gonna sue you for
keeping Mom's stuff in the house.
283
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,571
I'm sick. I mean, I can't move this.
284
00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:32,375
Can't we just be a family for five minutes?
285
00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:34,351
Not legally.
286
00:16:34,352 --> 00:16:37,098
[Laughing]
287
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,517
So, where am I gonna put all this stuff?
288
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:41,598
They have storage facilities.
289
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,691
Have you guys talked to a grief counselor?
290
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:47,324
'Cause I actually have a friend
in L.A. who's a death doula.
291
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,412
Bill, how does that grab ya?
292
00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:56,957
_
293
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:03,981
Brooke.
294
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:10,970
[Sighs]
295
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,593
Here I come.
296
00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:22,053
[Sighs]
297
00:17:23,654 --> 00:17:25,096
Where do you think your boobs are?
298
00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:26,818
What?
299
00:17:26,819 --> 00:17:30,328
Like, where did the doctors
put 'em when they took 'em off?
300
00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:32,373
Did they just throw 'em in a trashcan?
301
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,921
I hope so. Recycling
was out of the question.
302
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:38,089
Isn't it weird to think about, though?
303
00:17:38,636 --> 00:17:42,240
I'm picturing your tits in a dumpster
in some back alley in Hollywood.
304
00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:45,436
Could you please stop
flirting with me right now?
305
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,320
When are you gonna let me see?
306
00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:50,836
I haven't even looked down yet.
307
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:53,018
Come on. It's no big deal.
308
00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:54,556
I have seen some crazy shit.
309
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:56,266
Just let me look and I'll
tell you how bad it is.
310
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,491
No.
311
00:17:59,184 --> 00:18:00,384
Okay.
312
00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:02,924
Well, you need to get some
sleep, tomorrow is a big day.
313
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,642
Tomorrow's actually a very small day
314
00:18:07,165 --> 00:18:08,666
because my mother's not in it.
315
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:12,704
[Sighs] Every day from
now on will be smaller.
316
00:18:13,641 --> 00:18:16,591
The town's smaller. I'm smaller.
317
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,780
Goodnight.
318
00:18:20,971 --> 00:18:22,171
Bad night.
319
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:23,459
Bad night.
320
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:01,651
Remember all the strawberries we
used to pick out on these tracks?
321
00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:09,003
Yeah, that was safe.
322
00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:15,533
You got your eulogy ready?
323
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,966
No, I thought I'd do
something off the cuff.
324
00:19:18,637 --> 00:19:20,314
Of course, I have it ready.
325
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:23,214
It's the last thing I'll ever say to her.
326
00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:27,800
Well, it's really not the
last thing you'll say to her.
327
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,411
Because she can't hear you.
328
00:19:30,681 --> 00:19:31,969
Obviously.
329
00:19:32,617 --> 00:19:33,817
The last thing you said to her
330
00:19:33,818 --> 00:19:35,213
was probably something like
331
00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:37,966
okay or... bye.
332
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:41,378
Thanks, Bill. Thanks for that.
333
00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:43,386
(Brooke) No, I know what
Bill's trying to say.
334
00:19:44,362 --> 00:19:47,431
Sometimes reality, even
when it's imperfect,
335
00:19:47,432 --> 00:19:51,619
is more beautiful than anything
we could ever imagine or write.
336
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:55,569
Do you really think that's
what Bill was saying?
337
00:19:56,541 --> 00:20:00,783
We ask that the Lord Jesus
draw Caroline to his bosom,
338
00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:03,117
and to bless her and to keep her
339
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,578
for all eternity in paradise.
340
00:20:07,095 --> 00:20:08,295
Tig.
341
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,997
[Birds chirping]
342
00:20:20,365 --> 00:20:23,250
I always thought I would kind of know
343
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:27,192
what it would feel like when she died.
344
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,200
Getting the call and...
345
00:20:32,224 --> 00:20:34,894
what the funeral would be like.
346
00:20:36,414 --> 00:20:40,385
[Chuckles] I was way, way off.
347
00:20:43,488 --> 00:20:47,992
My mother always encouraged
me to be true to myself.
348
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:53,331
If I ever had a problem with
anybody at school or in life,
349
00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:57,165
she would always tell me
to tell them to go to hell.
350
00:20:58,399 --> 00:21:00,731
I wanted to talk about that today.
351
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,108
But then I was concerned that maybe
352
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:06,026
it wouldn't be appropriate
353
00:21:07,794 --> 00:21:09,896
in the presence of a priest.
354
00:21:12,406 --> 00:21:16,103
And then, all I could
hear in my head was...
355
00:21:16,465 --> 00:21:18,270
my mother telling me,
356
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:22,970
"Well, sweetie, if the priest
has a problem with you saying that,
357
00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:24,759
then he can go to hell, too."
358
00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:31,427
The last time I heard from
her was on my birthday.
359
00:21:36,741 --> 00:21:39,825
It was last week, and
I... I missed her call,
360
00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:43,233
and I haven't been able to listen...
361
00:21:45,381 --> 00:21:48,006
I haven't been able to
listen to the voicemail yet.
362
00:21:50,525 --> 00:21:53,109
(Brooke) That's your
biological father, right?
363
00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:55,184
(Tig) Yep, that's Mick.
364
00:21:55,185 --> 00:21:56,795
He never got over Mom.
365
00:21:57,906 --> 00:22:00,065
And that's Girlie, his wife,
366
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,067
and their son Dominic.
367
00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:03,302
But they call him Ding Dong.
368
00:22:03,303 --> 00:22:05,102
No, Girlie... Girlie calls him Ding Dong.
369
00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:07,138
It's this whole thing in the Philippines,
370
00:22:07,205 --> 00:22:09,718
- call them doorbell nicknames.
- Doorbell nicknames.
371
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:12,287
And that is Daddy John.
372
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,670
(Remy) So he's Mom's cousin's kid.
373
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,247
So really he's her second
cousin twice removed,
374
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,752
the third removed from us.
375
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:20,097
I'm confused. [Laughs]
376
00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:21,485
We're confused.
377
00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:23,702
I can't believe that's your father.
378
00:22:24,186 --> 00:22:26,372
Well, I mean, he pretty much
379
00:22:26,373 --> 00:22:28,126
took off when we were still in diapers.
380
00:22:28,127 --> 00:22:30,749
So he's kind of just a
guy we know at this point.
381
00:22:30,961 --> 00:22:33,970
A guy with an unmarked van
and a knife in his boot.
382
00:22:34,232 --> 00:22:35,505
And Ding Dong.
383
00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:41,306
- Tig.
- Hey.
384
00:22:41,602 --> 00:22:43,981
You can keep your mother's
possessions in the house.
385
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:46,272
For now.
386
00:22:47,545 --> 00:22:52,750
So, you're not concerned that
I'll sue you over Bonker's couch?
387
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:57,316
Okay, so I could stay for a while.
388
00:22:57,963 --> 00:23:00,324
Remy and I could sort through everything,
389
00:23:00,325 --> 00:23:04,705
divide it up and we could start
pricing storage units or...
390
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,123
I feel like I need to be here.
391
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,337
I don't know why.
392
00:23:13,338 --> 00:23:15,527
You're gonna stay at the house?
393
00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:19,043
Sure, I mean, if... if that's okay.
394
00:23:19,044 --> 00:23:22,358
I know we're not
technically related anymore,
395
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,845
- but...
- Stay.
396
00:23:24,215 --> 00:23:25,789
As long as you need.
397
00:23:27,692 --> 00:23:28,892
Thank you.
398
00:23:28,893 --> 00:23:30,662
_
399
00:23:53,045 --> 00:23:55,458
_
400
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,310
[Children laughing]
401
00:24:27,439 --> 00:24:28,639
Go to hell!
402
00:24:41,084 --> 00:24:46,084
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