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Cluck, cluck!
Gobble, gobble!
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Guess who just came from
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the P.S. 321
Thanksgiving Parade?
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Charles, you actually might...
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Who's Charles?
I'm Tommy Gobbler.
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And I'm stuffed with
Thanksgiving happiness!
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Gobble, gobble!
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- Seriously, Charles...
- Uh-uh, I warned you!
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I'm Tommy Gobbler,
you silly pilgrim.
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- Okay, Tommy Gobbler.
- There you go!
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These are the Davidsons.
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They want to know what happened
to their missing grandmother.
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I have some deeply
tragic news for you.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Listen up.
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Diaz and I are going to Rikers
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to interview a guy
we think has info
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on the Douglass Street murders.
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Also, IT says
the internet is down.
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What? No!
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I had just clicked
a link that said
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Balloon Boy grew up hot.
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Now I will never
see those pictures.
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Can't you just use
the internet on your phone?
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Bitch, you know I'm out of data.
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Jake, can I speak
to you for a minute?
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In private.
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Ooh, someone's in trouble.
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It's me.
I don't know why I did that.
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So Sharon'll be here in an hour.
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We're driving up to
the Berkshires to spend
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one last weekend alone
before the baby comes.
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Yeah!
Somebody's gonna get it!
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She's 37 weeks pregnant, man.
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We're gonna eat pie in bed.
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Oh, yeah.
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I just wanted to ask:
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If Sharon gets here
before I'm back from Rikers,
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can you make sure
she's comfortable?
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And also, um...
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Keep Captain Holt away from her.
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Really? Why?
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He's always weird around her
and it stresses her out.
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She says he reminds her of those
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judgmental trees from
"Lord of the Rings."
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They're called "Ents."
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Get a life, dweeb.
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- I don't care.
- Okay.
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Can you handle it?
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Yes, I can totally handle it.
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I will take care of Sharon.
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As long as she's carrying
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my godchild inside of her,
I am her god-husband.
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She is my god-wife.
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And I will god-love her forever.
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Come on, man.
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Don't say stuff like that.
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Which part?
All of it?
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I'm gonna assume it's all of it,
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and just make my exeunt.
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Okay. Don't hurt me.
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Happy Thanksgiving, sir.
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This year, I'm more
thankful than ever
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to have you as my Captain.
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And I'm thankful for
the low price of gasoline.
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And I'm thankful
for the friendship...
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I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
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There's no time for
everyone to have a turn.
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But I'm the only one
that didn't get to...
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Boyle.
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Now, with the internet
being down,
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we'll have to do
all the paperwork by hand.
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Would you two be okay with
staying late tonight?
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Well, I was gonna
slow-cook a goose,
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but I guess I could
normal cook her.
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Great.
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The bullpen is getting
overcrowded,
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and I don't want the situation
to deteriorate.
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I'm sorry if this
ruins your holiday.
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Nonsense.
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I'm thankful that you trust us
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with such an important task.
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And I am thankful to
have such a dedicated employee.
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- And I'm thankful...
- Dismissed.
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Yep.
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Hey, Gina.
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I need a top secret favor.
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Sharon is coming to the precinct
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and I need your help.
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Uh, it better not be
pregnancy-related,
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'cause that crap is nasty.
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The miracle of life?
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Dress it up however you want,
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that's some disgusting
animal kingdom nonsense.
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Okay, don't worry about Sharon.
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I'll take care of her.
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I've got everything she needs.
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Pillow, blanket,
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copy of "Breast-Feeders"
magazine...
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which,
now that I say it out loud,
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sounds like porn.
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Yep, it is.
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So what do you need me for?
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Keeping Captain Holt
away from her.
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Terry says he gets
very awkward near Sharon.
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Hmm.
That's one way to put it.
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Ah, Sharon.
Nice to see you.
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You look so big.
Like a mighty truck.
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I can help you
avoid Captain Holt.
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I'll keep you appraised
of his location
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at all times.
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- Gina. Peralta.
- He's behind me.
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Yeah.
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I love paperwork,
but this is crazy.
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There isn't even time
to savor it.
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Charles, you're going so fast.
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I don't have a choice.
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We can't let this place
fill up with perps.
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Yeah, but you're gonna cramp.
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Are you kidding, baby?
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I've been cramping
for the past 20 minutes.
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I'm so attracted
to you right now.
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Sharon.
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Mrs. Sarge, how are you?
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Very pregnant.
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Is Terry back yet?
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Not yet, but he will
be back any minute,
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and in the meantime,
I will take great care
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of my godchild and my god-wife.
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Oh, yes.
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Terry did tell me
that you might be
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calling me that.
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Aww.
You guys talk about me?
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Sharon!
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Hello.
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Oh. Raymond.
Hi.
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Um, Captain, I need you to
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sign this here and here.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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We got to keep this area clear.
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If you could all proceed
in a wall-like fashion
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to the briefing room.
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- Oh, oh, oh...
- That's it.
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- Also, right here.
- Human blockade style.
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And here, and here, and here.
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Uh, give me one second, Gina,
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I just want to say hi to Sharon.
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Just, um...
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Sharon is gone.
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Gina?
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Is also gone.
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Well, Sharon is happy,
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and Captain Holt has
no idea where she is.
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Damn, we are good at
stashing pregnant ladies.
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Guys?
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My water just broke.
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Don't worry about that,
we'll just get you another one.
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Oh, you mean your body water!
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That's much worse.
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Okay, Terry.
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I love you.
Just hurry back.
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I love you too, baby.
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Put Jake on, okay?
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Hey there, Sarge.
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Everything is totally
under control.
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As you know, her water broke
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and she's had
a couple of contractions.
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And... hey, Sharon,
how are you doing vaginally?
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What?
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- Don't ask her that!
- Okay.
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Jake, all you have to do
is keep her comfortable.
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- I'm on my way.
- Okay, sounds good.
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And do you want to just
meet us at the hospital or...
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No hospital!
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Okay. Got it.
Got it.
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Cool, cool, cool.
No hospital.
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I am picking up
what you're screaming down.
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We had a terrible experience
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when Cagney and Lacey were born.
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Last time we went
to the hospital,
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they pushed me
to have a C-section,
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didn't have enough rooms,
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and the anesthesiologist
was a med student
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who stabbed me
in the spinal cord
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ten times before
he got it right!
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See?
Needles in your spine?
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Childbirth is a horror movie.
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That is not helping.
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Jake, there's a copy
of our birth plan on my desk.
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- Call the doula.
- Copy that.
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I will call the doula.
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Which is a thing
that I definitely know what it is.
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A doula is someone
who supports you
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emotionally and physically
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and coaches you through
the process.
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Oh, I see.
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So sort of like
a vaginal Gandalf?
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Stop saying that word!
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Ooh, that's actually
a pretty good analogy.
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Well, Sharon liked it, Sarge.
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All right, listen, you have
nothing to worry about.
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I've got it totally
under control here.
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Love you, bye.
Great.
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So I'm gonna go
get your birth plan
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and then summon your wizard.
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Oh, Sharon, I heard you had
gone into labor
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in our police station.
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I hope you don't
contract an infection.
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Yeah, we all hope that.
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Hey, Cap-i-tan, Could
I speak with you outside
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for just one moment?
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Don't leave me.
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Listen, you've got
your plate full today,
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and this whole
Sharon having a baby thing
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is honestly beneath you.
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But I know a lot
about childbirth.
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My ex-boyfriend,
Frederick was an OB/GYN
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and we would often
talk about his work.
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Before he started talking
about it with...
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Dave.
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Well, you should probably
know that I also
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have a lot of experience
with childbirth.
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And, with a final grunt,
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the mighty rhino
expels her calf.
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Ugh!
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Gross!
Come out of an egg next time.
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I'm gonna go check in on Sharon.
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Make sure she's not
pushing prematurely...
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fatiguing the uterus.
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Okay, wait,
you can't talk to her!
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Terry doesn't want you in there.
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You make her uncomfortable.
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I make her uncomfortable?
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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I should go confront her
about this at length.
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No, wait!
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You could, but
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I think that would
probably stress her out
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and we're trying to
keep her calm right now.
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So maybe just...
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Focus on work?
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Of course.
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I only want to help.
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Whatever's best for Sharon.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're fine with that?
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Absolutely.
I don't take it personally.
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I mean, it's about me
and my behavior, specifically,
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nobody else...
not Hitchcock or Scully,
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but yeah, I'm fine.
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What a joyous occasion.
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So...
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Sharon's water just broke.
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Are you kidding?
Let's go!
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Hold up.
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This guy knows where
our murderer is hiding.
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Just give me two minutes
alone with him.
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I'll let him know what's
gonna happen to him
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if he doesn't cooperate.
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I'm gonna miss
the birth of my child!
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It's a magical moment!
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Okay, okay!
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I'll tell you everything.
264
00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:12,509
Thank you for letting me be part
265
00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:14,544
of this wonderful experience.
266
00:08:14,545 --> 00:08:18,280
You're a terrible person,
but you're welcome.
267
00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:19,683
There you go.
268
00:08:19,684 --> 00:08:20,884
All right.
269
00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:22,252
Safe and sound.
270
00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,387
So I spoke with your doily...
271
00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:25,822
- Doula.
- So close.
272
00:08:25,823 --> 00:08:26,923
And, unfortunately, she is
273
00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,058
out of town for Thanksgiving.
274
00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:29,059
What?
275
00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,593
I also spoke with
your backup doula,
276
00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,594
who is in town.
277
00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:32,595
Oh, thank God.
278
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:33,596
But is assisting
with another birth.
279
00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:34,831
Ugh!
280
00:08:34,832 --> 00:08:36,599
Should not have paused
between those two sentences.
281
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,468
- Yeah.
- Jake, where's Terry?
282
00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:41,004
I don't know, exactly,
but everything is okay.
283
00:08:41,005 --> 00:08:42,105
I have familiarized myself
284
00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,974
with the soothing section
of your birth plan,
285
00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:45,408
and I will now speak in a low,
286
00:08:45,409 --> 00:08:47,177
calming, Barry White voice.
287
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,578
Oh, yeah.
288
00:08:48,579 --> 00:08:50,313
Just breathe, baby.
289
00:08:50,314 --> 00:08:51,581
You're making me more tense.
290
00:08:51,582 --> 00:08:53,049
Yeah, I get why.
291
00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:56,252
I'm doing a bad, bad job, girl.
292
00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,188
How about we put on
some relaxing music?
293
00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,255
I think that Terry's got
some CDs on his desk.
294
00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:01,858
Oh, great.
Hey, Gina, can you grab those?
295
00:09:01,859 --> 00:09:03,693
I have made
the mistake of looking
296
00:09:03,694 --> 00:09:05,628
at the birthing plan
and just learned
297
00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,530
what an episiotomy is.
298
00:09:07,531 --> 00:09:10,367
I'm gonna need 90 minutes.
299
00:09:10,368 --> 00:09:12,202
Okay.
I'll grab the CDs.
300
00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,404
Be right back.
301
00:09:14,405 --> 00:09:15,605
Oh, hey, sir, thank you again
302
00:09:15,606 --> 00:09:16,740
for letting us use your office.
303
00:09:16,741 --> 00:09:17,774
I'm fine.
304
00:09:17,775 --> 00:09:18,775
I'm getting a lot of work done
305
00:09:18,776 --> 00:09:19,776
here at Gina's desk.
306
00:09:19,777 --> 00:09:20,877
It's wonderful.
307
00:09:20,878 --> 00:09:21,878
She has all my favorite
chewing gums.
308
00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:23,013
Okay, well, I'm just getting
309
00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,515
some CDs from Terry's desk
to help relax Sharon.
310
00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:26,516
I don't know why
you're telling me.
311
00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:27,517
I'm not involved.
312
00:09:27,518 --> 00:09:29,998
You made that very clear.
313
00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:35,358
All right.
314
00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:36,860
- Do you work here?
- I do.
315
00:09:36,861 --> 00:09:38,461
My son was arrested
six hours ago,
316
00:09:38,462 --> 00:09:41,031
and nobody can tell me
when he's getting out.
317
00:09:41,032 --> 00:09:42,032
What is going on?
318
00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:45,602
Uh-huh.
319
00:09:45,603 --> 00:09:46,803
Yup.
320
00:09:46,804 --> 00:09:48,004
Great question.
321
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,873
I will be right with you folks.
322
00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,642
Guys, we have clear
some of these people.
323
00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:54,277
I'm trying to keep things
calm for Sharon,
324
00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:55,278
and this is not helping.
325
00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:56,513
I don't know what to tell you.
326
00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,314
I'm already writing
dangerously fast.
327
00:09:58,315 --> 00:09:59,482
It's Smudge City here, Jake.
328
00:09:59,483 --> 00:10:00,483
Smudge City!
329
00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:01,484
I mean, the problem is,
330
00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:02,552
we only have one fax machine,
331
00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:04,220
and it takes four minutes
per page.
332
00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:06,555
It's Logjam City, Jake.
Logjam City!
333
00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:08,625
Well, Sharon is about
to have a baby, all right?
334
00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:10,527
So I need it to be Calm City
in here.
335
00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:11,795
Calm City!
336
00:10:11,796 --> 00:10:13,563
Hey, if you need
more fax machines,
337
00:10:13,564 --> 00:10:15,131
there's a ton of them
in that storage room
338
00:10:15,132 --> 00:10:16,266
where I go to take a nap.
339
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,367
What?
340
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:18,700
Why didn't you say something?
341
00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:19,736
And once again,
342
00:10:19,737 --> 00:10:21,304
Hitchcock and Scully
save the day.
343
00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:23,139
You didn't do anything.
It was all Scully.
344
00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,508
We're a package deal,
everyone knows that.
345
00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:26,776
Why is this train stopped?
346
00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:28,011
I'm freaking out!
347
00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:29,579
Sorry for the delay,
but it turns out
348
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,081
there's an exciting reason:
349
00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,083
The train in front of us has
a pregnant woman on board,
350
00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:34,350
and she's giving birth.
351
00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:37,020
Oh, don't applaud that!
352
00:10:37,021 --> 00:10:39,255
Hey, this is terrible!
353
00:10:39,256 --> 00:10:41,091
I'm sorry, but my wife is
354
00:10:41,092 --> 00:10:42,992
giving birth right now too!
355
00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,029
No, that's not what I want!
356
00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:47,430
It feels real forced.
357
00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:49,299
Move this train!
358
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,603
All right, so I was unable
to get the CDs,
359
00:10:53,604 --> 00:10:56,573
however, I can sing you
a very soothing tune.
360
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:57,874
Something like...
361
00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,876
♪ When I get that feeling ♪
362
00:10:59,877 --> 00:11:02,111
♪ I need sexual healing ♪
363
00:11:02,146 --> 00:11:03,445
Oh boy.
364
00:11:03,481 --> 00:11:04,481
What is that?
365
00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:05,715
Is there a fire?
366
00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:07,250
All right, I'm gonna
go check this out.
367
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,485
Sharon, you stay here
368
00:11:08,486 --> 00:11:09,819
and prepare to jump
out the window.
369
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,555
That came out weird.
370
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:19,963
Guys, what the hell is going on?
371
00:11:19,964 --> 00:11:21,397
Hitchcock and Scully
saved the day.
372
00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:23,266
No, you plugged ten fax machines
373
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,068
into one outlet
and caused a fire.
374
00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,703
But I pointed to the fire
extinguisher and was like,
375
00:11:26,704 --> 00:11:28,538
"The fire extinguisher's
over there."
376
00:11:28,539 --> 00:11:30,073
You pointed at the toaster oven!
377
00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:31,841
You guys, the alarm
is freaking out Sharon.
378
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,309
Does anyone know
how to turn it off?
379
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,711
There's an override
switch switch in my office
380
00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:35,712
above the thermostat.
381
00:11:35,713 --> 00:11:36,813
Great.
Can you turn it off?
382
00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,047
Yes, I'd love to help out.
383
00:11:38,048 --> 00:11:39,616
Perhaps you'd like me
to wear a bomb suit
384
00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:40,950
with an opaque visor
385
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,253
so Sharon doesn't know
that it is I who...
386
00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,555
Just forget it.
I'll do it!
387
00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:47,257
Oh, good.
You didn't jump.
388
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:48,858
What's going on?
Is everything okay?
389
00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:50,527
Yes, I just need to
flick this switch
390
00:11:50,528 --> 00:11:52,729
and turn off
the old alarm-a-roono.
391
00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,364
Oh, must've been
the wrong switch.
392
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,431
But this one...
393
00:11:57,535 --> 00:11:58,768
Turns on the sprinklers.
394
00:12:00,538 --> 00:12:01,638
And apparently,
395
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,505
does not turn them back off.
396
00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:06,561
Guys.
What's going on?
397
00:12:06,597 --> 00:12:07,596
I thought you were
gonna clear the room?
398
00:12:07,631 --> 00:12:08,898
They won't listen to us.
399
00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:11,267
They're hungry and pissed
and they all hate cops.
400
00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:13,236
Would you guys just fix
the paperwork problem?
401
00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:14,871
I'll take care of this.
402
00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:16,105
Excuse me, everyone.
403
00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:17,473
Everyone, I'm gonna need you all
404
00:12:17,474 --> 00:12:18,608
to clear the room.
405
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,710
This woman is having
vaginal contractions.
406
00:12:20,711 --> 00:12:21,944
It's just "contractions,"
407
00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:23,413
you don't have to add
"vaginal" to it.
408
00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,048
Oh, sorry.
This woman is having
409
00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:26,783
non-vaginal contractions.
410
00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:28,051
Everyone out, please.
411
00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:30,486
That was better, right?
412
00:12:30,487 --> 00:12:33,022
- Get you down...
- Thank you. Thank you.
413
00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:35,058
All right, Sharon.
414
00:12:35,059 --> 00:12:36,059
Things are about to get
415
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,060
very calm in here, all right?
416
00:12:37,061 --> 00:12:38,061
Look at me.
417
00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:39,162
You're gonna be so relaxed,
418
00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:40,363
that baby's gonna pop right out
419
00:12:40,364 --> 00:12:41,396
onto the floor,
you won't even notice.
420
00:12:41,432 --> 00:12:42,932
Don't let my baby
touch the floor!
421
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,400
Right, right!
Because of the filth.
422
00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:46,635
Where is Terry?
423
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,870
I don't know.
424
00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:48,971
His phone's going
straight to voice-mail.
425
00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,406
Maybe we should go
to the hospital.
426
00:12:50,407 --> 00:12:51,808
No hospital!
427
00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:54,477
Yeah, no hospital, baby.
428
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:57,246
I will be right back.
429
00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:58,781
Sir?
430
00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:00,316
I need your help.
431
00:13:00,317 --> 00:13:01,918
I knew this moment would come,
432
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,619
and I will be the bigger man.
433
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,653
I'd be happy to help.
434
00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:05,688
Great.
435
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:06,889
We need a doctor
here immediately.
436
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,124
We have to get
your ex-boyfriend.
437
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,625
I will not help you.
438
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:12,361
Things did not end well
between Frederick and me.
439
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:13,662
Ooh, why not?
440
00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:14,697
Dish, sir, dish.
441
00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:15,765
Gina, no.
442
00:13:15,766 --> 00:13:16,799
I can't believe I'm saying this,
443
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,167
but we simply don't have time
444
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,835
to hear about the captain's
sordid romantic past.
445
00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:21,437
What have you become?
446
00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,506
A hero in a time of crisis.
447
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,108
You stay here
and take care of Sharon.
448
00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:26,442
Ugh.
449
00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:27,477
What if she's still pregnant
when I get in there?
450
00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:28,778
Then you'll deal with it.
451
00:13:28,779 --> 00:13:30,980
Sir, we're going to get
Frederick right now.
452
00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,181
I'm sure he's over whatever
453
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,649
little fight you guys had.
454
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:37,820
Frederick?
Happy Thanksgiving.
455
00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:39,689
Huh.
456
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,724
Six more miles.
Run, Terry, run!
457
00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,927
Think of your wife
in the care of Jake!
458
00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,829
Sarge, look!
459
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,631
Aw, hell yeah!
460
00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:02,345
Terry is terrified!
461
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,615
It's no use, they're all ruined.
462
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,316
No email, now no fax.
463
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:08,551
What're we gonna do?
464
00:14:08,552 --> 00:14:10,486
I'll tell you
what my dad used to tell me:
465
00:14:10,487 --> 00:14:11,888
"When the going gets tough,
466
00:14:11,889 --> 00:14:13,556
"the pill bug curls into a ball
467
00:14:13,557 --> 00:14:14,724
and pretends to be dead."
468
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:16,559
You think we should
pretend to be dead?
469
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,161
You asked for a solution,
I gave you one.
470
00:14:19,263 --> 00:14:20,630
Hitchcock, Scully, how did you
471
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,899
get things done before
the internet and faxing?
472
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:23,966
Cocaine?
473
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:24,967
Right.
474
00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:26,067
And also the tubes.
475
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:28,004
There's 27 miles
of pneumatic tubes
476
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:30,039
under the city,
connecting all the precincts.
477
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,174
Guys.
478
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,975
You really think
these still work?
479
00:14:32,976 --> 00:14:34,410
Oh, I think they still...
480
00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:40,315
Okay, I found you a pillow.
481
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,785
Full disclosure,
it's Scully's hemorrhoid donut
482
00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:44,386
I don't want that near my baby.
483
00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:46,088
Yeah, that's the right call.
484
00:14:46,089 --> 00:14:48,323
Okay, I'm gonna go
Howard Hughes my hands.
485
00:14:48,358 --> 00:14:49,992
I am so uncomfortable.
486
00:14:49,993 --> 00:14:51,460
Can we please
try one of my positions
487
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:54,163
from my birth plan?
488
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:55,163
Okay.
489
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,500
Think positive thoughts.
490
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,235
You're in
a Channing Tatum movie.
491
00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,369
You're in a Channing Tatum
movie.
492
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,772
I don't like Channing Tatum.
493
00:15:02,773 --> 00:15:04,739
I'm not talking to you.
494
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:09,178
Please don't slam
the door again.
495
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:10,779
We have a bit of
a medical situation.
496
00:15:10,814 --> 00:15:11,948
Well, I wish I could help,
497
00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:13,549
but unfortunately, I have a bit
498
00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:15,251
of a wooden duck situation.
499
00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:16,752
Excuse me, what now?
500
00:15:16,753 --> 00:15:18,454
Still on about
the duck, Frederick?
501
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:20,456
Years ago,
when we moved in together,
502
00:15:20,457 --> 00:15:23,325
an antique duck decoy
of his was misplaced.
503
00:15:23,327 --> 00:15:25,428
It wasn't misplaced.
504
00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:27,230
You threw it in the trash.
505
00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:29,298
And with it, our relationship.
506
00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:30,900
Oh, please.
507
00:15:30,901 --> 00:15:32,168
We had other problems.
508
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:34,904
Or have you forgotten about...
509
00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:35,905
Dave?
510
00:15:35,906 --> 00:15:38,941
Dave and I were coworkers
and nothing more.
511
00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:40,876
Nothing more.
Right?
512
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:42,311
Problem solved,
everybody's friends.
513
00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:43,311
Let's go help Sharon.
514
00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:44,947
I will be happy to assist you
515
00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:46,582
if you will just admit, Raymond,
516
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,483
that you threw
my decoy in the garbage.
517
00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:50,920
That will never happen
because it's not true.
518
00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:51,954
Thank you for nothing.
519
00:15:51,955 --> 00:15:53,321
Good day.
520
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:54,390
Hi.
521
00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:55,658
Would you mind
just standing there
522
00:15:55,659 --> 00:15:56,993
with your glorious beard
for one moment?
523
00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:59,028
I'll be right back.
524
00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:00,029
What the hell?
525
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:01,330
Just tell him what
he wants to hear.
526
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:02,331
But it's a lie.
527
00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:04,200
I don't give a crap, sir.
528
00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,269
Sharon needs a doctor,
so get over yourself.
529
00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,970
Tell him you threw
away his stupid duck,
530
00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:09,438
then give him 20 bucks
to buy a new one.
531
00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,140
It cost $740.
532
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,141
What?
533
00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:13,142
That is an insane price
for a duck!
534
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:14,977
That's way too much!
535
00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:16,812
All right, now I'm angry
about the wrong thing.
536
00:16:16,813 --> 00:16:19,614
Look, just fix this for Sharon.
537
00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:25,254
Frederick, the duck
was ugly and gross
538
00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:26,355
and I threw it in the garbage.
539
00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:27,423
Wow.
540
00:16:27,424 --> 00:16:28,424
Well, I know what I'm thankful
541
00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:29,792
for this Thanksgiving:
542
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:30,826
The truth.
543
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,197
My phone's ringing!
544
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:38,034
Oh... Oh no!
No!
545
00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:42,972
Terry's still not
answering his phone.
546
00:16:42,973 --> 00:16:45,141
Why am I the only one
who cares about this baby?
547
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,844
Hey, what took so long?
Is she okay?
548
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:51,147
Yeah, I was just telling her
the entire duck story,
549
00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:53,816
now that it finally has
a satisfying ending.
550
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:56,085
No, everything's fine,
but I am a little concerned
551
00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,953
about Sharon's blood pressure.
552
00:16:57,954 --> 00:16:59,888
And this is
a terrible environment.
553
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:01,057
I wouldn't call it terrible.
554
00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:03,592
We're surrounded by criminals,
there's no bed,
555
00:17:03,593 --> 00:17:04,827
and you can hear the faint sound
556
00:17:04,828 --> 00:17:06,795
of someone screaming
through all the vents.
557
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:07,997
That's Hitchcock.
558
00:17:07,998 --> 00:17:10,199
His arm's stuck
in a pneumatic tube.
559
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,867
It's hilarious.
560
00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,135
In my professional opinion,
561
00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:15,136
Sharon should go
to the hospital.
562
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,607
Hey.
563
00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:24,012
So the doctor thinks we should
go to the hospital.
564
00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:25,348
No hospital!
565
00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:26,749
Yup, I thought
you might say that.
566
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,783
Look, I can't get
a hold of Terry.
567
00:17:28,819 --> 00:17:31,354
Ugh, that one was rough.
568
00:17:31,355 --> 00:17:33,923
Oh, maybe I should
listen to the doctor.
569
00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:35,024
What do you think?
570
00:17:35,025 --> 00:17:36,625
Sharon, it doesn't
matter what I think.
571
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,027
You and the sarge have a plan.
572
00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:39,528
Yeah, but the plan
changed, like,
573
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:41,197
five horrible things ago.
574
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:42,531
I'm in a lot of pain.
575
00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:44,867
I mean, I know we said
no hospital, but...
576
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:46,035
I don't want to risk anything
577
00:17:46,036 --> 00:17:48,604
by making a stupid mistake.
578
00:17:48,605 --> 00:17:50,106
Look, you're my god-husband.
579
00:17:50,107 --> 00:17:52,308
We both know
that's a fake position.
580
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,276
Not anymore.
581
00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,178
What would you do?
582
00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:00,443
Where is she?
583
00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,711
- Where's Sharon?
- Room 41B.
584
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:03,178
Look, I'm sorry.
I know you said...
585
00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:04,313
Don't go to the hospital!
586
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:05,881
I tried calling you,
you didn't pick up.
587
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,183
So you decided to do
588
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:09,417
the exact opposite of
the one thing I told you?
589
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:10,686
I thought it was
the right thing to do, Terry.
590
00:18:10,687 --> 00:18:12,288
Look, she's in there
with Captain Holt's
591
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:13,289
ex-boyfriend right now,
592
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:14,690
but don't worry,
I made him promise
593
00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,358
to stop bringing up the duck.
594
00:18:16,393 --> 00:18:17,692
What the hell are
you talking about?
595
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:18,728
- I...
- You know what?
596
00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:19,729
I'll deal with you later.
597
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:20,729
Seems like you already
dealt with me.
598
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,498
I got the gist, we're good.
599
00:18:22,499 --> 00:18:26,903
Peralta, can I confess
something to you?
600
00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:28,637
I didn't throw Frederick's
duck in the garbage.
601
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,072
Yes, I know, sir.
602
00:18:30,073 --> 00:18:31,874
I didn't throw
the duck in the garbage.
603
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,209
I threw it off a bridge.
604
00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:38,180
Why would you do that?
605
00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:39,882
Well, Frederick
and I were having problems.
606
00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:40,950
He knew I disliked the duck
607
00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:42,018
because of its weak beak,
608
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:44,353
but he insisted on
displaying it anyway.
609
00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:47,657
I acted out in a petty manner.
610
00:18:47,658 --> 00:18:49,358
Just as I did today.
611
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,059
I'm sorry
that I wasn't more helpful.
612
00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:52,962
It's fine, I understand.
613
00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:54,397
You might find this
hard to believe,
614
00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:57,566
but I can be a little childish
sometimes, myself.
615
00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:59,268
Yes.
616
00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:00,569
You have gum in
your hair right now.
617
00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:02,370
- Noted.
- Hey!
618
00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:03,772
Hey!
You guys came.
619
00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:04,967
What about all the paperwork?
620
00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:06,075
We got it all in.
621
00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:09,145
Filed 900 forms by hand
in under 12 hours.
622
00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:10,346
It was tough, but worth it.
623
00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:11,413
We wouldn't have missed this.
624
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,015
Also, we had to go
to the ER anyway.
625
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:14,851
Hitchcock's arm was
mangled by the tube.
626
00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:16,352
I'm in unspeakable pain.
627
00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:18,020
Oh.
628
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:19,956
Ugh, this is agonizing.
629
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:21,858
It's been over an hour.
630
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:24,760
This has to be a record
for longest childbirth.
631
00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:26,395
It's a girl!
632
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,969
Her name is Ava Jeffords.
633
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:35,170
She's 14 pounds, six ounces.
634
00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:36,405
Whoa.
635
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:37,907
Oh yeah, Terry Jeffords
makes big babies.
636
00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:40,609
Guys, I just want to say
thanks to all of you.
637
00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:43,478
Charles and Amy
filling out forms.
638
00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:45,414
Rosa, I'm so thankful
639
00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:46,514
you got me here on that bike.
640
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:47,650
I'm thankful I could help.
641
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:48,651
I'm thankful that I'm...
642
00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:49,952
Boyle, this is clearly a moment
643
00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:51,053
between him and Diaz.
644
00:19:51,054 --> 00:19:53,122
Captain Holt,
you brought me the doctor
645
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:55,491
that brought my girl
into the world.
646
00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:57,326
And Gina,
I know you got past your fears
647
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,326
and helped Sharon out.
648
00:19:58,362 --> 00:19:59,862
I'm so happy for you
649
00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:01,464
and I never want to see
your daughter
650
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,864
or remember this day.
651
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,567
And Hitchcock and Scully,
652
00:20:04,568 --> 00:20:06,534
I assume you're here
for some unrelated injury.
653
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,237
That's correct.
654
00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:09,238
Jake.
655
00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:10,640
Can I see you for a minute?
656
00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:12,107
Oh. Yeah.
657
00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:14,877
It's a girl.
658
00:20:14,878 --> 00:20:16,946
Ouch! Worth it.
659
00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,781
Sharon and I wanted you to be
660
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:22,150
the first person to meet Ava.
661
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,988
Oh, wow.
662
00:20:25,989 --> 00:20:29,158
She's beautiful.
663
00:20:29,159 --> 00:20:31,027
I'm sorry I got angry earlier.
664
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,428
You did a great job today.
665
00:20:32,429 --> 00:20:35,131
Hospital was the right decision.
666
00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:37,733
I'm so glad you're
Ava's godfather.
667
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:40,403
I'm so glad you're
Sharon's god-husband.
668
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:42,438
I'm so glad you're my god-wife.
669
00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:44,907
I have no idea what
I'm saying at this point.
670
00:20:44,908 --> 00:20:47,643
Thank you, Jake.
671
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:48,844
You want to hold her?
672
00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,313
Oh, um...
673
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:52,214
Yeah, sure, that'd be great.
674
00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:53,349
The baby, Jake!
675
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,216
Yeah!
Right, right, the normal thing.
676
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:59,249
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