1 00:00:54,938 --> 00:00:57,777 ♪ How many tears do you cry 2 00:00:57,778 --> 00:01:03,457 ♪ If love should break your heart in two? 3 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,777 ♪ How many tears will I cry 4 00:01:06,778 --> 00:01:11,098 ♪ Now that I know I'm losing you? 5 00:01:12,098 --> 00:01:15,897 ♪ I can't stop wanting you 6 00:01:15,898 --> 00:01:20,777 ♪ And no matter what you do 7 00:01:20,778 --> 00:01:24,817 ♪ You're still a part of me 8 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:31,937 ♪ Even though I'm losing you, oh... ♪ Get a move on! 9 00:01:31,938 --> 00:01:35,257 ♪ How many years will go by 10 00:01:35,258 --> 00:01:40,897 ♪ Before my heart begins to mend? 11 00:01:40,898 --> 00:01:44,137 ♪ Waiting and wondering why 12 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:48,098 ♪ I never thought our love could end 13 00:01:49,378 --> 00:01:53,257 ♪ I try forgetting you 14 00:01:53,258 --> 00:01:57,577 ♪ But you're still here on my mind 15 00:01:57,578 --> 00:02:02,137 ♪ It would take a miracle 16 00:02:02,138 --> 00:02:07,218 ♪ But someday maybe I'll find 17 00:02:09,058 --> 00:02:13,537 ♪ That I'm in the loving arms of someone 18 00:02:13,538 --> 00:02:17,617 ♪ That I'll know, know he's the someone 19 00:02:17,618 --> 00:02:24,138 ♪ Who'll kiss all the heartache away... ♪ 20 00:02:26,538 --> 00:02:28,897 I don't think anyone would want what I have. 21 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,737 I know I don't. 22 00:02:30,738 --> 00:02:32,617 They're starting to get me down now. 23 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:35,937 It's because we're all millionaires. Are we? No-one told me. 24 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:39,817 Turns out we are. Our houses. Oh. Our houses. 25 00:02:39,818 --> 00:02:41,257 Not real millionaires, then. 26 00:02:41,258 --> 00:02:44,617 You wouldn't find a doctor down here before. Or a banker. 27 00:02:44,618 --> 00:02:47,897 I see. Albert was a solicitor's clerk. 28 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:50,017 That is £12.80, mate. Thank you. 29 00:02:50,018 --> 00:02:52,497 And then the immigrants started coming. 30 00:02:52,498 --> 00:02:55,497 West Indians first, then Indians like yourself. 31 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:57,697 No. Pakistani. 32 00:02:57,698 --> 00:03:00,097 Oh, sorry, beg your pardon. 33 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:02,378 Hindus. Muslims. Sikhs. 34 00:03:03,738 --> 00:03:06,417 Albert didn't much like change, I'm afraid. 35 00:03:06,418 --> 00:03:09,417 He was old-fashioned, perhaps. That is £7.21, please. 36 00:03:09,418 --> 00:03:10,857 It wasn't just the immigrants. 37 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,777 He didn't much care for speed bumps either. 38 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:15,017 Dead set against loft conversions. I see. 39 00:03:15,018 --> 00:03:19,617 You know it took him a year to agree to roller blinds? 40 00:03:19,618 --> 00:03:22,057 If he knew what was happening now. 41 00:03:22,058 --> 00:03:24,857 Digging down into their basements, he wouldn't like that. 42 00:03:24,858 --> 00:03:28,337 He might like the prices the houses fetch. Who wouldn't? 43 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,697 Can you just shelve those peas before you go? 44 00:03:30,698 --> 00:03:33,297 Oh sorry, brother. I've got an economics tutorial at 11. 45 00:03:33,298 --> 00:03:35,017 Oh! Isn't this economics? 46 00:03:35,018 --> 00:03:37,057 Have you put on weight since yesterday? 47 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:39,857 And that's your considered reply? Do you agree with me, Rohinka? 48 00:03:39,858 --> 00:03:42,017 Ahmed is looking like a man with one chin too many? 49 00:03:42,018 --> 00:03:44,017 I wouldn't know. Fatima! Get a move on. Whoa! 50 00:03:44,018 --> 00:03:46,977 What are you doing to my stock? Be careful what you feed him, Rohinka. 51 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:49,377 He's turning into another ghee-fattened South Asian. 52 00:03:49,378 --> 00:03:51,977 My duty as a Muslim. How do you know that isn't how I like him? 53 00:03:51,978 --> 00:03:54,017 Get a shave and stop being... Give me that. 54 00:03:54,018 --> 00:03:55,737 And stop being such a prick! Go on! 55 00:03:55,738 --> 00:03:57,817 You need to have a word with Usman. 56 00:03:57,818 --> 00:04:00,177 We don't want him volunteering for Syria or something. 57 00:04:00,178 --> 00:04:03,777 Usman isn't going anywhere. He gets vertigo going north of the river. 58 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:05,817 What does this mean? It doesn't mean anything. 59 00:04:05,818 --> 00:04:08,537 Like most of the stuff that comes through the letterbox. 60 00:04:08,538 --> 00:04:10,497 Are you all right getting up, Mrs Howe? 61 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:12,377 You stay there for as long as you like. 62 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,938 Just a little wobble. I'm right as rain now, thank you. 63 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:17,898 Oh! 64 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:37,817 Where the builders' scaffolding is. I'm just after that. 65 00:04:37,818 --> 00:04:41,578 Yes, Mrs Yount, no problem for you. I'll be right there. 66 00:04:43,298 --> 00:04:48,377 No, no. Just move the 9.30 to 10 and the 10 till after lunch. 67 00:04:48,378 --> 00:04:49,618 It's only the French. 68 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:52,938 Thanks, Jessica. 69 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:58,097 Lovely day, boys. Good morning, Pilar. 70 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,617 Ah, Bogdan. Good morning. 71 00:04:59,618 --> 00:05:03,537 Now, where do you stand vis-a-vis cedar wood cladding? 72 00:05:03,538 --> 00:05:07,258 Oh, you are joking, aren't you? Ah, you people make me sick! Ugh! 73 00:05:16,938 --> 00:05:18,457 You can put your feet up now, eh? 74 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:20,298 Oh, that is a relief, to get home. Yeah. 75 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:27,017 It's odd, isn't it? Second-class stamp. 76 00:05:27,018 --> 00:05:29,938 "We want what you have." An estate agent, I think. 77 00:05:31,218 --> 00:05:34,017 I buy new, everything top spec. 78 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:38,737 You know me, Mrs Yount, my personal guarantee. £12,000. 79 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:42,257 I could probably throw in the wiring and the down lighters for that. 80 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,977 And we do half cash, half through the books. 81 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,577 It's not that I don't like the wet room you've installed. 82 00:05:47,578 --> 00:05:50,977 It's just that... Well, we never use it. It's your home. 83 00:05:50,978 --> 00:05:55,017 It has to be just right. Do you want to talk about it with your husband? 84 00:05:55,018 --> 00:05:58,818 Roger? No. Roger's got other things on his mind. 85 00:06:23,138 --> 00:06:27,058 ...to trade on Monday. Pinker Lloyd, Mark Haydon. Yes. 86 00:06:28,778 --> 00:06:30,298 Ah, lovely. Five minutes. 87 00:06:33,578 --> 00:06:35,817 We're seeing some strange patterns in the Vix. 88 00:06:35,818 --> 00:06:38,177 The levels of volatility, when we crunched down, 89 00:06:38,178 --> 00:06:42,137 are not correlated with the underlying movement of our assets. 90 00:06:42,138 --> 00:06:45,017 So, it's beginning to look like we're moving away from anything 91 00:06:45,018 --> 00:06:47,578 we can simulate using historically-based algorithms. 92 00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:51,658 Roger? 93 00:06:52,698 --> 00:06:57,257 Thank you, Mark. Yes, I think that pretty much covers all the bases. 94 00:06:57,258 --> 00:06:59,537 No need to over-elaborate on the terminology. 95 00:06:59,538 --> 00:07:01,537 We all know you're a clever young man. 96 00:07:01,538 --> 00:07:03,778 Yes. Thank you, Mark. 97 00:07:09,938 --> 00:07:10,978 Good. 98 00:07:13,218 --> 00:07:14,818 Yes, he's shaping up, Mark. He's... 99 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:20,257 ...a bit rough around the edges but he'll get there. They're a good lot. 100 00:07:20,258 --> 00:07:24,378 Work hard, play hard. And not just at this time of year. 101 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:30,177 You know, bonus season round the corner. 102 00:07:30,178 --> 00:07:32,137 Figures are looking pretty good. 103 00:07:32,138 --> 00:07:35,537 £75 million on a £625 million turnover. 104 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,697 Not so dusty in the current climate. 105 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:40,538 As I said, they're looking pretty good. 106 00:08:04,378 --> 00:08:05,498 Whoo! 107 00:08:31,258 --> 00:08:33,977 'Mr Barry Cultaire.' 108 00:08:33,978 --> 00:08:35,337 Hello. 109 00:08:35,338 --> 00:08:39,217 I know, lost the keys, yeah. And no, all over the taxi. 110 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,857 Becks? No, no, she didn't come out. 111 00:08:40,858 --> 00:08:43,817 No, she's still got that problem, ain't she? That problem with James. 112 00:08:43,818 --> 00:08:46,017 Yeah. No, they're not seeing each other any more. 113 00:08:46,018 --> 00:08:47,697 'Mrs Petunia Howe, please?' 114 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:50,617 Yeah, I'll give you a call. Tomorrow. No... 115 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:53,417 'Mrs Petunia Howe, please.' We're not doing that. 116 00:08:53,418 --> 00:08:56,658 I'm just going to listen to your heart, if that's OK? 117 00:08:58,778 --> 00:09:01,297 No, no. No need for that. 118 00:09:01,298 --> 00:09:02,378 Please. 119 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,338 'The next station is Clapham Common.' 120 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:43,497 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your service update. 121 00:09:43,498 --> 00:09:45,778 'There is a good service on all lines.' 122 00:09:58,778 --> 00:10:00,178 That's £5.10. 123 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:19,138 Don't you ever sleep? Eight hours a night, sir. The sleep of the just. 124 00:10:24,938 --> 00:10:26,377 Evening. Hi. 125 00:10:26,378 --> 00:10:28,658 Hey, how are you doing? Hi. 126 00:10:42,698 --> 00:10:44,257 Oh! Gran. 127 00:10:44,258 --> 00:10:46,498 Graham! What are you doing here? 128 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:49,458 You all right? 129 00:10:52,898 --> 00:10:54,138 Oh! 130 00:10:55,218 --> 00:10:58,137 These look dear. Where did you get the money to buy these? 131 00:10:58,138 --> 00:11:01,017 This is my favourite room in the whole world. 132 00:11:01,018 --> 00:11:03,777 Retro doesn't even begin to cover it. 133 00:11:03,778 --> 00:11:07,297 You know your mum has organised this home delivery over the internet now. 134 00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:10,297 They come, they deliver, even take their bags away. 135 00:11:10,298 --> 00:11:12,657 You can get anything over the internet now, Gran. 136 00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:14,338 Flats, cars, lovers. 137 00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:18,618 I think I'll just stick to Tesco's home delivery for now. 138 00:11:20,778 --> 00:11:23,257 I wonder why Mum didn't get your sense of humour. 139 00:11:23,258 --> 00:11:25,138 Takes after her dad, I'm afraid. 140 00:11:27,498 --> 00:11:28,738 Hold up. 141 00:11:30,538 --> 00:11:32,098 I'll have them open in no time. 142 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:40,498 What are these, Gran? 143 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:44,377 Oh, somebody trying to sell me something. Usually is. 144 00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:46,577 Do you mind if I borrow them? No, of course I don't. 145 00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,178 Got those chocolates open yet? 146 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:55,017 Supper in 20 minutes. You just have time to read Conrad a story. 147 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,777 Does he read himself yet? How much are we paying that prep? 148 00:11:58,778 --> 00:12:02,657 Look, Daddy! Hmm. What's that supposed to be? 149 00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:05,618 A spaceship. Oh, yes. Of course. 150 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,657 Does that taste young to you? He spent all afternoon on that painting. 151 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:14,018 That's even more worrying. 152 00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:17,497 I don't suppose you remembered to pick up 153 00:12:17,498 --> 00:12:19,458 the pomegranate molasses, did you? 154 00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:26,458 Tell you what. This is a better idea. 155 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,978 Yeah. Here. 156 00:12:31,978 --> 00:12:34,018 This is someone who knows what they're doing. 157 00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:41,657 'Mole had been working very hard all morning, 158 00:12:41,658 --> 00:12:44,577 'spring-cleaning his little home. First with brooms...' See? 159 00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:48,137 '..Then with dusters, then on ladders...' Much better than me. 160 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:51,057 '..With a brush and a pail of whitewash.' Right. 161 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:53,097 '..Dust in his throat and eyes. 162 00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:56,497 'And splashes of whitewash all over his black fur...' Night, night. 163 00:12:56,498 --> 00:13:00,737 '..And an aching back weary arms. Spring was moving in the air above 164 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,537 'and in the earth below and around him, 165 00:13:02,538 --> 00:13:05,978 'penetrating even his dark and lowly little house.' 166 00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:35,737 "The figures look pretty good". Is that all that Lothar said? 167 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:39,417 You're forgetting one pertinent fact. He's German. 168 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,577 Masters of understatement. 169 00:13:41,578 --> 00:13:44,417 A German saying, "The figures look good" is an Englishman saying, 170 00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:46,097 "Million pound bonus." 171 00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:49,737 Well, at least we'll have something to pay Bogdan with. 172 00:13:49,738 --> 00:13:51,337 While he's doing the bathroom, 173 00:13:51,338 --> 00:13:55,817 I thought he could do Conrad's room at the same time. Dinosaur theme. 174 00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,537 Perhaps when we're away in the summer, 175 00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:59,257 he can give this place the once-over. 176 00:13:59,258 --> 00:14:02,337 Perhaps you should get Pinker Lloyd to pay Bogdan my bonus direct. 177 00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:04,377 He must be worth more than both of us. 178 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,137 What is that supposed to mean? 179 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:11,297 You'd be surprised how little £1 million actually covers these days. 180 00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:16,417 Conrad's school fees, the nannies, your car, my car, family car, 181 00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:19,897 tax, pensions, your frock money. 182 00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:25,057 A weekend house, the extension on the weekend house, holidays. 183 00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:28,457 The wet room, slate tiles. 184 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:33,897 Kitchen, the extension, the basement. Gardeners for both houses. 185 00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:36,577 Name of one of those things that isn't absolutely essential. 186 00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:38,497 No, I know, it's just... 187 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:41,417 Sometimes feels as if my bonus has already been spent 188 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:42,818 before I've trousered it. 189 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,538 Still... 190 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,098 Goodnight. 191 00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:54,457 Oh. 192 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,977 I'm no feminist, Roger, 193 00:14:55,978 --> 00:15:00,218 but a lecture on thrift does not constitute foreplay. Ever. 194 00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:03,098 It's very disappointing. 195 00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:12,978 Evening, sir. All right, Mashinko? 196 00:16:50,538 --> 00:16:52,378 Daddy? Mm-hm. What's this? 197 00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:59,858 And why are they taking pictures of Mummy? I don't know. 198 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:04,617 Have you done those, uh, those papers? 199 00:17:04,618 --> 00:17:07,018 The paper boys will be here in a minute. Come on. 200 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:13,658 Hello? 201 00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:19,417 Hello, sir. Yeah, I'd like to report an offence. Yes. 202 00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:23,417 I'm not sure what the offence is just yet. 203 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,618 Perhaps if you could send an officer around who could tell me? 204 00:18:21,538 --> 00:18:23,497 It's all politics, I'm afraid. 205 00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:27,137 The government are sticking to their 2010 policy of forced repatriations 206 00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:30,057 and reviewing the refugee status of most Zimbabweans. 207 00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:33,858 Am I in the most? I'm afraid you won't know until you get the letter. 208 00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:38,097 If I return, I will be killed. 209 00:18:38,098 --> 00:18:41,897 Perhaps you'll be lucky. Yes. 210 00:18:41,898 --> 00:18:43,618 Perhaps I will only be raped. 211 00:18:44,698 --> 00:18:49,457 No. What I meant was, if you haven't received a letter by now, 212 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,377 it may not happen. 213 00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:54,577 Civil service cuts might work in your favour. 214 00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:55,738 I know what you meant. 215 00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:04,977 You do know you're not legally permitted to work, don't you? Yes. 216 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,178 I am aware of that. 217 00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:15,577 We wouldn't bother you with this normally 218 00:19:15,578 --> 00:19:18,577 but it's the taking of photographs without us knowing. 219 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:20,737 With the children and so on, we do worry... 220 00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:24,097 You have every right to call us. We called you three weeks ago. 221 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,457 Unless a crime has actually been committed... 222 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,217 Have you spoken to Mrs Howe? The elderly lady at Number 84? 223 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:30,297 She gets them too. 224 00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:32,857 We have had calls from some of your other neighbours, yes. 225 00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:35,737 That's why I'm here now. Because white people have complained? 226 00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:39,697 I can assure you this will be taken very seriously at the highest level. 227 00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:44,457 I do have a copy of our diversity mission statement, if you... 228 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,857 Cheers. 229 00:19:45,858 --> 00:19:48,777 Have we been robbed? No, the postcard thing. 230 00:19:48,778 --> 00:19:51,817 You could file it under Islamophobia and forget all about it. Usman... 231 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:54,257 No, no, no. Perfectly valid line of inquiry. 232 00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:57,217 This could constitute harassment, trespass. 233 00:19:57,218 --> 00:20:00,258 Antisocial behaviour, even. May I... take those? 234 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:05,217 Help yourself. There'll be more. Um, why do you say that? 235 00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:06,897 If it's a viral ad campaign, 236 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:10,017 then they aren't going to stop till they reveal the punchline, are they? 237 00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:13,298 And if it's a wind-up, then they'll take it further. It will get worse. 238 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,537 I'm sorry about Shahid. He's a student. 239 00:20:18,538 --> 00:20:20,937 This is the third degree he started. 240 00:20:20,938 --> 00:20:23,737 He hasn't finished any but he likes to start. 241 00:20:23,738 --> 00:20:26,857 Well, he's probably right. 242 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,778 About the escalation, I mean. That's what I'm worried about. 243 00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:45,977 Do you have any idea why anybody would send these postcards 244 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,377 to you and your neighbours? 245 00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:51,177 Class envy. It's the mansion tax written by a hooligan. 246 00:20:51,178 --> 00:20:53,137 The rich are an easy target. 247 00:20:53,138 --> 00:20:55,577 That and the fact the police have the spend more time 248 00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:59,057 on political correctness courses and not enough time catching criminals. 249 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,457 Well, it's a theory, I suppose. 250 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,537 We have a weekend house in the Cotswolds and we have to pay someone 251 00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:04,937 to keep an eye on that. 252 00:21:04,938 --> 00:21:06,777 Squatters, gypsies. 253 00:21:06,778 --> 00:21:09,897 I do worry the same thing might be happening in London. 254 00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:12,777 I do realise the plights of the middle classes 255 00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,538 are hardly your priority these days. 256 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,898 Bogdan! Come estas, Pilar? Todo bien? Stop! Don't you dare! 257 00:21:35,218 --> 00:21:38,818 We did the scan in order to eliminate the possibility of a brain tumour. 258 00:21:40,058 --> 00:21:41,418 Yes. You explained. 259 00:21:43,058 --> 00:21:47,537 But unfortunately... you have a large tumour. 260 00:21:47,538 --> 00:21:51,098 And it has grown surprisingly quickly for someone your age. 261 00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:58,497 I've got cancer? Not strictly, no. 262 00:21:58,498 --> 00:22:00,977 Brain tumour is not a form of cancer. 263 00:22:00,978 --> 00:22:03,057 But you have a tumour 264 00:22:03,058 --> 00:22:06,098 and I'm sorry to say that there is evidence that it is growing. 265 00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:10,058 I see. 266 00:22:12,978 --> 00:22:15,137 So I'm dying, is that what you're telling me? 267 00:22:15,138 --> 00:22:18,098 We could perhaps treat the tumour with chemotherapy. 268 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,138 No. 269 00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:24,737 Thank you, but no. You... 270 00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:27,698 You don't have to decide here and now. I have decided. 271 00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:30,978 And it's no. 272 00:23:24,218 --> 00:23:27,297 I speak to her every week. I check on her online delivery. 273 00:23:27,298 --> 00:23:29,137 She sounds absolutely fine. 274 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,977 Of course she's going to say she's all right on the phone, isn't she? 275 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:35,137 If there was anything seriously wrong, I'd know. What's that? 276 00:23:35,138 --> 00:23:39,257 A psychic thing because you're such a close mother and daughter? 277 00:23:39,258 --> 00:23:41,937 I realise that parents are always a disappointment 278 00:23:41,938 --> 00:23:43,538 to their children, Graham. 279 00:23:45,018 --> 00:23:48,057 Just go and see her for yourself. Easier said than done. 280 00:23:48,058 --> 00:23:52,097 Two hours there, two hours back. I work full time. 281 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:56,097 I've told her she should move closer to us. I could do more for her then. 282 00:23:56,098 --> 00:23:59,097 Be nicer for her too. She likes it where she is. 283 00:23:59,098 --> 00:24:02,258 Where she doesn't know anybody any more? Where she's got no support? 284 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:07,897 Let's hope I'm a bit kinder when it's your turn to be old. Kinder? 285 00:24:07,898 --> 00:24:09,257 Do you know what, Graham? 286 00:24:09,258 --> 00:24:12,138 I can't remember the last kind thing you said or did for me. 287 00:24:19,138 --> 00:24:20,498 Just go and see her. 288 00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:02,697 Ameen. 289 00:25:02,698 --> 00:25:05,458 Allahu Akbar. 290 00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:10,618 Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar... 291 00:25:24,738 --> 00:25:27,578 What a terrible thing to happen to such a devout young man. 292 00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:30,218 It was your bike. 293 00:25:31,778 --> 00:25:34,657 Insha'Allah, it will turn up. Don't start, Mr Devout. 294 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,897 It's bad enough watching you showboating in there. 295 00:25:36,898 --> 00:25:38,697 Don't try it out here too. What do you mean? 296 00:25:38,698 --> 00:25:40,417 You pray from the outside, for show. 297 00:25:40,418 --> 00:25:42,338 Don't think I haven't noticed cos I have. 298 00:25:44,018 --> 00:25:47,537 Shahid? Shahid Karmal? 299 00:25:47,538 --> 00:25:49,657 It's me, Iqbal Rashid! 300 00:25:49,658 --> 00:25:51,377 Muslim Solidarity, remember? 301 00:25:51,378 --> 00:25:54,097 Yeah. Of course. Iqbal. 302 00:25:54,098 --> 00:25:58,058 What are you doing here? Looking for you, my brother. Looking for you! 303 00:26:02,258 --> 00:26:03,817 My friend let me down. 304 00:26:03,818 --> 00:26:07,257 If it were not for that, I would not be having to turn to you. I see. 305 00:26:07,258 --> 00:26:09,497 Brothers shouldn't treat each other like that. 306 00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:11,897 And we are brothers, aren't we? 307 00:26:11,898 --> 00:26:14,817 You know, I often think of our days fighting imperialism. 308 00:26:14,818 --> 00:26:17,617 I'll show you where stuff is, how to set up the sofa bed and all that. 309 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,897 Man, I am grateful. 310 00:26:19,898 --> 00:26:24,457 I feel all appropriate gratitude. Right, good. 311 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,097 There's a match on Sky in 20 minutes so you might want to 312 00:26:27,098 --> 00:26:29,577 get sorted before that. I don't follow kafir sport. 313 00:26:29,578 --> 00:26:32,217 Lot of Muslim brothers playing these days. 314 00:26:32,218 --> 00:26:35,697 I remember now you could be quite glib at times. 315 00:26:35,698 --> 00:26:39,617 It isn't a good quality. We're going to have to work on that. 316 00:26:39,618 --> 00:26:41,577 It took me about 30 seconds to recognise him. 317 00:26:41,578 --> 00:26:45,017 By then, it was too late to make an excuse. So why has he turned up now? 318 00:26:45,018 --> 00:26:48,137 Here? Now? Who knows? Maybe he needs a free spirit in his life. 319 00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:51,057 Ha! Or maybe a lazy halfwit. Good morning. Morning. 320 00:26:51,058 --> 00:26:52,338 That's for you. Thank you. 321 00:27:03,778 --> 00:27:05,257 I want to go back and get him! 322 00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:07,337 One morning without Buzz Lightyear 323 00:27:07,338 --> 00:27:08,778 is not the end of the world. 324 00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:13,777 Upper Richmond Road's going to be murder by now. 325 00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:14,938 Careful! 326 00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:17,418 Hmm! 327 00:27:21,538 --> 00:27:26,737 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 328 00:27:26,738 --> 00:27:29,578 nine, ten, 11, 12... 329 00:27:36,658 --> 00:27:39,618 Coming! Ready or not! 330 00:28:00,058 --> 00:28:04,658 Where's Daddy? Daddy! Good boy. Where's Daddy, Conrad? Where is he? 331 00:28:07,338 --> 00:28:10,418 Where's Dad? Daddy, Daddy! Where are you? 332 00:28:11,698 --> 00:28:15,898 Come on, little man! Whoo! Let's see if we can find him in here. 333 00:28:29,738 --> 00:28:34,698 Daddy, Daddy! Where are you? Roger! 334 00:28:39,578 --> 00:28:40,778 Roger! 335 00:28:52,218 --> 00:28:53,458 Bingo! 336 00:29:01,978 --> 00:29:04,737 Roger! 337 00:29:04,738 --> 00:29:07,377 Roger! 338 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:09,018 Please, Roger! 339 00:29:11,178 --> 00:29:13,538 Daddy! Where are you? 340 00:29:15,218 --> 00:29:17,378 This has really gone beyond a joke, Rog! 341 00:29:19,178 --> 00:29:20,378 Roger! 342 00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:27,218 Daddy! Daddy! Where are you? 343 00:29:43,418 --> 00:29:44,937 Both the boys are traumatised. 344 00:29:44,938 --> 00:29:47,417 That was a very mean. It's character building. 345 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,377 That's what men say when they've been very mean. No, I'm serious. 346 00:29:50,378 --> 00:29:54,617 They need a bit more rough and tumble. More falling out of trees. 347 00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:58,657 I could take them fishing. Kayaking, even. Whatever kayaking is... 348 00:29:58,658 --> 00:30:02,617 Swallows And Amazons is a fiction, Roger. Not a parenting guide. 349 00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:05,577 Maybe we should spend the summer in Minchinhampton? 350 00:30:05,578 --> 00:30:07,297 Really embrace nature. 351 00:30:07,298 --> 00:30:09,737 There is no greater fan of the Cotswolds than I 352 00:30:09,738 --> 00:30:12,097 but spending our summer holidays in our country house. 353 00:30:12,098 --> 00:30:15,738 Doesn't that strike you as a bit dowdy? I could have a different life. 354 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:19,177 We all could, in the country. 355 00:30:19,178 --> 00:30:21,898 And do what, exactly? Something. 356 00:30:23,298 --> 00:30:26,778 I don't know. Something simpler. 357 00:30:29,178 --> 00:30:30,418 Teach, perhaps. 358 00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:32,977 It's moving. 359 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:35,258 What? The queue, it's moving. 360 00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:44,058 Come! 361 00:30:54,778 --> 00:30:58,337 Quentina. You look beautiful. 362 00:30:58,338 --> 00:30:59,578 Did you dress up for me? 363 00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:09,737 £300 this week. Somebody has been busy. 364 00:31:09,738 --> 00:31:11,137 I worked overtime. 365 00:31:11,138 --> 00:31:13,737 You work too hard, Quentina. 366 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:15,858 You need to enjoy life more. 367 00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:24,737 £200 just for you. £200? 368 00:31:24,738 --> 00:31:27,338 I've had to increase my commission, I'm afraid. 369 00:31:28,858 --> 00:31:32,497 If you don't like it, you can have it paid into your own bank account. 370 00:31:32,498 --> 00:31:35,018 You know I cannot. Yes, I do. 371 00:31:36,498 --> 00:31:42,098 Which is why I'm happy to take this risk for you. So, £200 it is. 372 00:31:45,258 --> 00:31:48,298 Perhaps a little kiss by way of thanks? 373 00:32:00,658 --> 00:32:01,898 Have a lovely day. 374 00:32:03,698 --> 00:32:05,498 "Kwama Lyons." 375 00:32:07,098 --> 00:32:14,297 ♪ And gladly take my station there 376 00:32:14,298 --> 00:32:18,377 ♪ And wait for thee 377 00:32:18,378 --> 00:32:22,378 ♪ Sweet hour of prayer 378 00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:31,178 ♪ Sweet hour of prayer, sweet hour of prayer 379 00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:39,938 ♪ Thy wings shall my petition bear 380 00:32:40,938 --> 00:32:48,578 ♪ To him whose truth and faithfulness 381 00:32:49,938 --> 00:32:57,698 ♪ Engage the waiting soul to bless 382 00:32:58,818 --> 00:33:06,817 ♪ And since he bids me seek his face 383 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,337 ♪ Believe his word... ♪ 384 00:33:09,338 --> 00:33:13,737 I just wanted to say, that was really beautiful. Your singing. 385 00:33:13,738 --> 00:33:15,617 Oh! 386 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:20,418 Um, thank you, uh... Quentina. Thank you, Quentina. I am Mashinko. 387 00:33:21,938 --> 00:33:24,218 I look forward to singing with you again. Hmm. 388 00:34:41,778 --> 00:34:46,897 What are you doing? It's three in the morning. Sorry. 389 00:34:46,898 --> 00:34:49,537 I hope you don't mind me using your laptop. 390 00:34:49,538 --> 00:34:51,977 No, I suppose not. 391 00:34:51,978 --> 00:34:54,738 But if it's porn, then delete the history after you're done. 392 00:35:18,858 --> 00:35:22,137 I can't say I understand this grooming ritual of yours 393 00:35:22,138 --> 00:35:25,178 but much like Islam and Pilates, I've come to respect it. 394 00:35:26,138 --> 00:35:30,737 I was thinking, there's no reason why this bonus might not be 395 00:35:30,738 --> 00:35:32,698 closer to two million than one. 396 00:35:34,658 --> 00:35:37,177 Given what we've achieved in the current climate. 397 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,897 Managed to steer the ship past the treacherous recession 398 00:35:39,898 --> 00:35:42,577 and banker-bashing, Libor, mis-selling. 399 00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:44,537 Really? 400 00:35:44,538 --> 00:35:45,578 Ooh! 401 00:35:51,538 --> 00:35:54,698 Don't forget your lucky boxer shorts. Thank you. 402 00:36:16,658 --> 00:36:17,818 Lothar. 403 00:36:21,938 --> 00:36:25,377 Petra well? Yes. Toby, Isabella? 404 00:36:25,378 --> 00:36:29,377 All good. Arabella, Conrad and, um...? 405 00:36:29,378 --> 00:36:31,017 Joshua? 406 00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:35,777 Fit as fleas. You know what they're like. Good year for the department. 407 00:36:35,778 --> 00:36:38,017 The figures speak for themselves. 408 00:36:38,018 --> 00:36:40,457 We are confident that your department's performance 409 00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:42,418 is in the top quartile of the sector. 410 00:36:44,138 --> 00:36:46,537 Your personal evaluations are strong. 411 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,697 The compensation committee is of the view 412 00:36:48,698 --> 00:36:51,858 that your performance overall is strong. Very strong. 413 00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:56,458 There is, of course, a context for all of this. 414 00:36:57,538 --> 00:37:01,457 It is not just the wider problems in the industry. 415 00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:03,937 There's also the difficulty we've been having 416 00:37:03,938 --> 00:37:06,057 with our Swiss subsidiary. 417 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:09,618 Goes beyond routine volatility as a genuine loss. 418 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,898 30 grand? 419 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,498 But... 420 00:37:39,778 --> 00:37:41,298 Hmm, what is...? 421 00:37:43,538 --> 00:37:44,938 Contribution. 422 00:37:47,218 --> 00:37:49,177 This is... 423 00:37:49,178 --> 00:37:50,898 ...fundamentally not fair. 424 00:37:52,778 --> 00:37:54,857 When I think of what I've done. 425 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:56,058 Basic pay? 426 00:37:58,138 --> 00:38:01,097 What I have made for... 427 00:38:01,098 --> 00:38:02,577 Billions. 428 00:38:02,578 --> 00:38:03,938 It's not a question of greed. 429 00:38:05,978 --> 00:38:08,697 It's justice. Hmm? 430 00:38:08,698 --> 00:38:11,217 30 grand? And I... 431 00:38:11,218 --> 00:38:14,538 I'll need a proper bonus, Lothar. I need the money. 432 00:38:15,578 --> 00:38:18,937 You can't do this. This isn't how it works. What use is 30 grand? 433 00:38:18,938 --> 00:38:20,698 What use is 30 grand to anybody? 434 00:38:36,258 --> 00:38:37,418 Well? 435 00:38:39,738 --> 00:38:42,658 Well, what? The bonus! Do you want me to guess? 436 00:38:43,938 --> 00:38:46,617 It's been put off till after Christmas. 437 00:38:46,618 --> 00:38:50,977 Banks are worried about bad publicity at this time of year. Oh. 438 00:38:50,978 --> 00:38:55,217 Well, January isn't that far away. I'm sure we'll struggle through. 439 00:38:55,218 --> 00:38:57,537 Pilar's leaving us at Christmas, isn't she? 440 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,418 Yes, and I expect some help. 441 00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:02,857 I'm sure once you get used to your own children, 442 00:39:02,858 --> 00:39:04,418 you'll get on like a house on fire. 443 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:09,297 I called the police again today about those postcards. 444 00:39:09,298 --> 00:39:11,577 Hmm. Are they busy at Christmas? 445 00:39:11,578 --> 00:39:14,257 Perhaps they could help out with the children? 446 00:39:14,258 --> 00:39:16,817 I'm going to leave you alone with your sarcasm. 447 00:39:16,818 --> 00:39:21,297 Anything else happened today? Chip a nail in Pilates? 448 00:39:21,298 --> 00:39:22,978 Drop your credit card in Waitrose? 449 00:39:24,138 --> 00:39:26,978 Remember your children's names? Just piss off, Roger! 450 00:39:46,658 --> 00:39:50,497 Um, you don't by any chance have any fresh coriander? Oh, um... 451 00:39:50,498 --> 00:39:53,737 Not in the shop, no, but hang on a moment. Rohinka! 452 00:39:53,738 --> 00:39:56,577 Can we spare some coriander for a customer? 453 00:39:56,578 --> 00:39:59,338 Oh, that really is very kind of you. No trouble, really. 454 00:40:02,418 --> 00:40:06,297 Are you getting these too? Yeah, every day now. Everyone in the road. 455 00:40:06,298 --> 00:40:09,497 It's horrible, isn't it? It's like living under siege. 456 00:40:09,498 --> 00:40:12,857 Where do you live? I'm sorry? Which road? 457 00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:15,297 Where are you getting these cards? This road. 458 00:40:15,298 --> 00:40:18,858 I live on this road, number 92. Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I didn't... 459 00:40:20,178 --> 00:40:21,418 Thanks. 460 00:40:22,818 --> 00:40:26,098 How much do I owe you? Oh, it's no trouble, really. Take it. 461 00:40:27,738 --> 00:40:29,018 Thank you. 462 00:40:34,978 --> 00:40:37,657 It's like being under siege. That's what the lady said. 463 00:40:37,658 --> 00:40:39,457 Maybe she should try being in Pakistan 464 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:42,097 when the drones come calling. Say goodnight to Daadi-jan. 465 00:40:42,098 --> 00:40:45,057 You've only seen the fireworks over Battersea Bridge! Night, night. 466 00:40:45,058 --> 00:40:47,817 I'm just saying, white people have no idea. A few postcards? 467 00:40:47,818 --> 00:40:49,977 It's more than postcards, it's a website now. 468 00:40:49,978 --> 00:40:52,897 'Hello, I'm still here. Your only mother.' Goodnight, Ammi. 469 00:40:52,898 --> 00:40:55,097 'Shah, how is your medical degree progressing?' 470 00:40:55,098 --> 00:40:56,977 You know I'm not doing a medical degree. 471 00:40:56,978 --> 00:40:58,577 'In which case, nobody is going to die 472 00:40:58,578 --> 00:41:00,977 'if you come to Pakistan to visit your ailing mother.' 473 00:41:00,978 --> 00:41:03,497 Yeah! You are not ailing. 'How do you know? 474 00:41:03,498 --> 00:41:05,697 'I thought you weren't doing a medical degree? 475 00:41:05,698 --> 00:41:10,537 'I saw that Usman. Shahid has always been a good-for-nothing. 476 00:41:10,538 --> 00:41:14,377 'I expect better from you. And Ahmed, have you put on weight again? 477 00:41:14,378 --> 00:41:16,538 'Or is something wrong with my computer screen?' 478 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:21,698 Goodnight, Ammi. Night, Ammi. Night, night. 'Night.' 479 00:41:23,378 --> 00:41:26,897 I'd like to let her loose on Iqbal. What's wrong with Iqbal? 480 00:41:26,898 --> 00:41:29,497 He's so boring, he can cause a fundamental disruption 481 00:41:29,498 --> 00:41:30,977 in the space-time continuum. 482 00:41:30,978 --> 00:41:34,177 He's a one-man walking injustice and he stinks, 483 00:41:34,178 --> 00:41:35,617 so he's cramping my style. 484 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:38,657 What style is that? Here speaks the fashion God! 485 00:41:38,658 --> 00:41:41,057 He takes things more seriously than you do, that's all. 486 00:41:41,058 --> 00:41:43,897 Doesn't seem to me such a bad characteristic. Get a shave. 487 00:41:43,898 --> 00:41:47,057 Maybe what really bugs you is that he reminds you that you have sold out. 488 00:41:47,058 --> 00:41:50,097 That you've passively accepted the state of injustice and oppression. 489 00:41:50,098 --> 00:41:51,217 You're a child. 490 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,937 You don't have any real opinions, you just strike at attitudes 491 00:41:53,938 --> 00:41:55,617 to try and create an effect. 492 00:41:55,618 --> 00:41:58,257 It would be a boring enough having it in a 13-year-old boy 493 00:41:58,258 --> 00:42:00,777 but in a young man like yourself, it's pathetic. 494 00:42:00,778 --> 00:42:02,857 Anything for a quiet life, hey, Ahmed? 495 00:42:02,858 --> 00:42:04,777 As long as there's enough food on your plate, 496 00:42:04,778 --> 00:42:06,697 why care about anything else? Why indeed? 497 00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:09,217 If you cared or looked after anything in your life, 498 00:42:09,218 --> 00:42:13,018 maybe you might know the responsibility of providing food! 499 00:42:17,898 --> 00:42:21,578 Daddy! You promised sweeties. You didn't. 500 00:42:23,498 --> 00:42:24,938 He's in trouble now. 501 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:36,058 Hello? 502 00:42:41,298 --> 00:42:43,057 Who is it? 503 00:42:43,058 --> 00:42:47,818 Mrs Howe? Detective Inspector Mill. I'm here about the postcards. 504 00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:53,618 So, who's the artist? 505 00:42:55,618 --> 00:43:01,057 Oh, those? It's my grandson, Graham. He was very good at school. 506 00:43:01,058 --> 00:43:03,737 Even went to college for a bit. 507 00:43:03,738 --> 00:43:05,577 I do worry about him. 508 00:43:05,578 --> 00:43:08,018 There's no money in it. Not really. 509 00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:11,858 I wanted to talk to you about these nuisance postcards. 510 00:43:12,898 --> 00:43:16,137 I gave them to Graham. He was quite taken with them. 511 00:43:16,138 --> 00:43:19,058 Your neighbours reported odd noises at night. 512 00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:23,897 Well, I wander around here at all hours. 513 00:43:23,898 --> 00:43:25,418 Perhaps it's me they're hearing. 514 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:29,857 The grandson you mentioned. Does he live nearby? 515 00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:31,897 Do you have any other family close? 516 00:43:31,898 --> 00:43:33,977 To keep an eye on you, if you need it? 517 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:36,457 I have a daughter lives near Colchester. 518 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:39,817 And Mr Ahmed at the corner shop is very considerate. 519 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:43,137 No, what I was meaning was... I know what you're meaning. But no. 520 00:43:43,138 --> 00:43:47,058 And I don't mind, I've got other things to worry about. Such as? 521 00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:50,857 That's none of your business. There is one thing, though. 522 00:43:50,858 --> 00:43:52,657 I mean, the postcards are one thing 523 00:43:52,658 --> 00:43:55,217 but the DVD nearly took my letterbox off. 524 00:43:55,218 --> 00:43:58,457 I don't even have anything to play it on. What DVD? 525 00:43:58,458 --> 00:44:01,298 It arrived this morning. I thought that's why you'd called. 526 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,697 Ah, Mr Yount? Excuse me. 527 00:44:09,698 --> 00:44:13,697 I spoke to your wife a few days ago about the unpleasant postcards. Yes. 528 00:44:13,698 --> 00:44:15,937 Parked up late last night. 529 00:44:15,938 --> 00:44:17,257 Very sorry and all that 530 00:44:17,258 --> 00:44:19,657 but I'm sure you're in a position to show some leniency. 531 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:22,297 I'm sorry, but I've already shown discretion to your nanny 532 00:44:22,298 --> 00:44:25,217 and your good lady wife and I've already started the process. 533 00:44:25,218 --> 00:44:27,417 No, no, the permit's in the window now, isn't it? 534 00:44:27,418 --> 00:44:30,937 So, we always had permission, we just didn't display the permit. 535 00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:34,457 Permission is granted by displaying of the permit. No, no, no. 536 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,698 Our residency grants us permission. We live here! 537 00:44:45,098 --> 00:44:47,337 If you're looking for the sender of those postcards, 538 00:44:47,338 --> 00:44:49,937 how about someone who comes here every morning with a grudge? 539 00:44:49,938 --> 00:44:51,177 How about the likes of her! 540 00:44:51,178 --> 00:44:53,737 That's not really how the investigation works, sir. No, no. 541 00:44:53,738 --> 00:44:56,618 That would be too logical altogether, wouldn't it? Come in! 542 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:03,217 ♪ Perfect submission, perfect delight 543 00:45:03,218 --> 00:45:07,938 ♪ Visions of rapture now burst on my sight 544 00:45:08,978 --> 00:45:14,857 ♪ Angels descending, bring from above 545 00:45:14,858 --> 00:45:19,818 ♪ Echoes of the mercy, whispers of love 546 00:45:21,058 --> 00:45:26,018 ♪ This is my story, this is my song 547 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:32,378 ♪ Praising my saviour all day long 548 00:45:33,338 --> 00:45:38,137 ♪ This is my story, this is my song... ♪ 549 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:42,257 I walk like this, ten miles a day and I never lose one ounce. 550 00:45:42,258 --> 00:45:44,937 You don't need to lose a single ounce. 551 00:45:44,938 --> 00:45:46,338 It's all about the bass! 552 00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:52,057 OK, but if you want to get an aerobic effect, 553 00:45:52,058 --> 00:45:54,977 and I'm not saying you need to for one moment, 554 00:45:54,978 --> 00:45:57,337 you have to move faster to burn fat. 555 00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:58,418 Like this. 556 00:46:01,498 --> 00:46:05,018 Like that. Like the Olympics? Did I say that? 557 00:46:12,698 --> 00:46:13,898 Goodnight, Mashinko. 558 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:17,058 Goodnight. 559 00:46:19,378 --> 00:46:22,138 I would invite you in but it's not a nice place. 560 00:47:17,618 --> 00:47:19,018 Ms Kwama Lyons? 561 00:47:20,178 --> 00:47:21,337 What do you want? 562 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,138 Well, why don't we start with you telling me your real name? 563 00:47:43,578 --> 00:47:44,778 Where's Mummy? 564 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:50,817 Mummy's gone. Mummy's gone. 565 00:47:50,818 --> 00:47:52,298 What do you mean, Mummy gone? 566 00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:57,178 Josh, Joshy. Arabella? 567 00:48:02,658 --> 00:48:04,817 Conrad? Where's Mummy? 568 00:48:04,818 --> 00:48:06,537 Mummy's gone. 569 00:48:06,538 --> 00:48:08,617 What do you mean? It's Christmas Eve. 570 00:48:08,618 --> 00:48:11,737 She left our presents under the tree. Can we open them now? 571 00:48:11,738 --> 00:48:14,977 No, no, no. Let's get you on the potty. Come on. 572 00:48:14,978 --> 00:48:16,498 She phoned you, I heard her. 573 00:48:17,858 --> 00:48:19,657 'Hello, Roger. 574 00:48:19,658 --> 00:48:20,977 'I've gone away for a few days. 575 00:48:20,978 --> 00:48:23,217 'It will give you a glimpse of what it's like to be me, 576 00:48:23,218 --> 00:48:26,497 'you spoiled, lazy utter cock...' Turn that off, Conrad. 577 00:48:26,498 --> 00:48:29,217 'You have no idea what it's like to look after children and you 578 00:48:29,218 --> 00:48:32,137 'have no idea at all what the last couple of years have been like.' 579 00:48:32,138 --> 00:48:35,097 Turn that off, Conrad! Joshy, come back. 'You stupid, selfish sod!' 580 00:48:35,098 --> 00:48:37,297 Come here! For God's sake. Ow! 'Welcome to my world. 581 00:48:37,298 --> 00:48:40,297 'Merry Christmas! Arabella.' I just want you to turn these things off 582 00:48:40,298 --> 00:48:41,538 when I ask you. Is that clear? 583 00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:45,577 Joshy, come on. Dad! 584 00:48:45,578 --> 00:48:48,617 There we go, there we go. 585 00:48:48,618 --> 00:48:51,457 'Hello, Roger. I've gone away for a few days...' Sit down, sit down. 586 00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:53,097 Let's get you on the potty. Oh! 587 00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:56,737 For God's sake, turn that off. No! Dad! Agh! 588 00:48:56,738 --> 00:48:59,257 'You have no idea what it's like to look after children 589 00:48:59,258 --> 00:49:01,337 'and you have no idea at all...' 590 00:49:01,338 --> 00:49:03,257 There's Mummy! There's Mummy. 591 00:49:03,258 --> 00:49:05,497 'You stupid, selfish sod!' Dad! Oh. 592 00:49:05,498 --> 00:49:07,657 You've got to be kidding me! 'Welcome to my world. 593 00:49:07,658 --> 00:49:09,937 'Merry Christmas. Arabella.' 594 00:49:09,938 --> 00:49:12,657 Yes? Mr Yount? Where do you want the sofa? 595 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:15,377 Uh, I... I don't. Take it back. 596 00:49:15,378 --> 00:49:20,537 Well, I can't do that. The depot's in Cricklewood. Wait, wait! 597 00:49:20,538 --> 00:49:21,978 Oh, no! 598 00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:31,578 Hello, Mum. Happy Christmas. 599 00:49:32,898 --> 00:49:34,338 What do you want? 600 00:49:44,218 --> 00:49:45,818 I'm hungry, Daddy. I'm hungry! 601 00:49:51,098 --> 00:49:53,138 I don't like eggs like this. 602 00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:59,938 I don't like eggs like this, I like them eggy! 603 00:50:37,178 --> 00:50:38,378 This is nice. 604 00:50:47,858 --> 00:50:50,938 It's a miracle anything's warm, given the state of your cooker. 605 00:50:53,338 --> 00:50:55,378 There's a knack with the switch. 606 00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:01,418 These, um, postcards that you've been getting and... 607 00:51:02,858 --> 00:51:05,257 You don't look well, Mum, and... 608 00:51:05,258 --> 00:51:08,097 Don't you think now might be the right time to sell up? 609 00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:09,737 Get a little flat close to us. 610 00:51:09,738 --> 00:51:14,177 Not a home, somewhere where you'd still have your independence. 611 00:51:14,178 --> 00:51:17,457 With, um, a warden perhaps, 612 00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:22,937 and one of those emergency whatsits around your neck. 613 00:51:22,938 --> 00:51:25,937 God knows you could afford it. What are these going for nowadays? 614 00:51:25,938 --> 00:51:29,978 £1.5 million. Two if you tarted it up a bit. 615 00:51:32,058 --> 00:51:34,857 I don't want to move now. I know it's hard, Mum. 616 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:37,258 I know you've been here all your life, practically. 617 00:51:38,418 --> 00:51:42,058 It's too late now. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. It's too late! 618 00:51:54,298 --> 00:51:56,218 There's something wrong, isn't there? 619 00:52:00,378 --> 00:52:01,498 Mum? 620 00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:24,777 Witch's knickers! I beg your pardon? 621 00:52:24,778 --> 00:52:27,337 Pilar told me. Witch's knickers. 622 00:52:27,338 --> 00:52:29,578 Where? There. 623 00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:33,858 So they are! Witch's knickers. 624 00:52:36,338 --> 00:52:40,458 Here we are. Off we go. There you are. 625 00:52:44,538 --> 00:52:46,577 Ah. 626 00:52:46,578 --> 00:52:48,578 Simple pleasures. Yes. 627 00:52:49,938 --> 00:52:54,458 Do you live locally? No, I'm here to meet a friend. She works locally. 628 00:52:56,618 --> 00:52:59,298 My girlfriend, I think. You think? 629 00:53:00,418 --> 00:53:02,657 Sorry, I didn't mean to be nosy. 630 00:53:02,658 --> 00:53:04,818 Why do you say sorry so much in England? 631 00:53:05,938 --> 00:53:08,337 Fear. 632 00:53:08,338 --> 00:53:10,697 What do you have to be afraid of? 633 00:53:10,698 --> 00:53:16,337 You are safe, you are healthy, you are rich. I wouldn't go that far. 634 00:53:16,338 --> 00:53:18,177 Not by London standards. 635 00:53:18,178 --> 00:53:20,617 But by Zimbabwe's standards, perhaps. 636 00:53:20,618 --> 00:53:23,338 Yes. Yes, of course. Sorry. 637 00:53:24,818 --> 00:53:26,818 Sorry, I didn't mean to say sorry! 638 00:53:30,178 --> 00:53:32,857 I'm Roger. Mashinko. 639 00:53:32,858 --> 00:53:36,937 And uh, how do you find London? Oh, oh! I hate it. 640 00:53:36,938 --> 00:53:38,177 Really? 641 00:53:38,178 --> 00:53:41,377 I hate the weather, I hate the central heating, 642 00:53:41,378 --> 00:53:44,177 I hate the unfriendly people. 643 00:53:44,178 --> 00:53:47,337 I hate the roads that go nowhere. 644 00:53:47,338 --> 00:53:50,137 Well, I can't argue with any of that. 645 00:53:50,138 --> 00:53:52,538 But I have met a wonderful lady here. 646 00:53:57,498 --> 00:53:59,257 Merry Christmas, Roger. 647 00:53:59,258 --> 00:54:03,018 Oh, yes, of course. Merry Christmas. 648 00:54:04,098 --> 00:54:09,017 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 649 00:54:09,018 --> 00:54:12,698 ♪ Glory to the newborn king 650 00:54:13,978 --> 00:54:18,377 ♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild 651 00:54:18,378 --> 00:54:22,418 ♪ God and sinners reconciled 652 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:28,097 ♪ Joyful, all ye nations rise 653 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:33,137 ♪ Join the triumph of the skies... ♪ And those the passports? 654 00:54:33,138 --> 00:54:37,497 ♪ With angelic hosts proclaim 655 00:54:37,498 --> 00:54:42,417 ♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem... ♪ Yes. 656 00:54:42,418 --> 00:54:47,777 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 657 00:54:47,778 --> 00:54:52,138 ♪ Glory to the newborn King 658 00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:58,817 ♪ Christ by highest heaven adored 659 00:54:58,818 --> 00:55:03,377 ♪ Christ the everlasting Lord 660 00:55:03,378 --> 00:55:08,057 ♪ Late in time, behold Him come... 661 00:55:08,058 --> 00:55:12,378 ♪ Offspring of the Virgin's womb 662 00:55:13,298 --> 00:55:17,577 ♪ Veiled in the flesh, the Godhead see 663 00:55:17,578 --> 00:55:22,657 ♪ Hail the incarnate deity 664 00:55:22,658 --> 00:55:27,377 ♪ Pleased as man with us to dwell 665 00:55:27,378 --> 00:55:32,217 ♪ Jesus our Emmanuel 666 00:55:32,218 --> 00:55:37,097 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 667 00:55:37,098 --> 00:55:41,258 ♪ Glory to the newborn King. ♪ 668 00:56:35,658 --> 00:56:38,537 Daddy! Daddy! I want to paint the road. 669 00:56:38,538 --> 00:56:42,738 It's Christmas and I want to paint the road too. What time is it? 670 00:56:45,218 --> 00:56:46,858 I want to paint the road. What? 671 00:56:49,098 --> 00:56:51,978 What are you talking about, Conrad? Paint the road. 672 00:57:06,218 --> 00:57:07,618 Dad! More men! 673 00:57:41,778 --> 00:57:43,898 Mr Yount? Yes. 674 00:57:45,698 --> 00:57:48,418 Matya Balatu. The agency nanny. 675 00:57:50,578 --> 00:57:51,858 Merry Christmas.