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Getting On - S03E03
No, I Don't Want a Fucking Smiley Face
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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They gave a 60-day notice to the R.N.'s.
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I told everyone to ignore it.
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Right, but then they canceled the
union management round table.
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It's nothing. It is a negotiating ploy.
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It happens every two years
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when our contract is almost up.
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They want us to scale back our demands
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to solve their fiscal crisis
off the backs of nurses.
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Then we should squeeze back.
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We... we should organize
an informational picket or...
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Or a candlelight vigil.
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You're new at this, so let me tell you...
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No one cares.
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Unions are yesterday's news.
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Well, we gotta give them a reason to care.
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Let the people know we're working for them.
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We've tried open houses.
We've done Talk 'n' Chats.
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No, no, no, no, no. I mean
we gotta give 'em stuff.
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Like what?
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Prizes.
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Food. Free food and giveaways.
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Um, chances to win.
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Get both unions energized,
then we push back.
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Hm. Maybe we can
throw in a ferris wheel.
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Cal 27 on Beach Boulevard.
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Hello.
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There you go.
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This one's a pathological liar.
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Don't believe a word she says.
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Sorry, ma'am. I need your legs.
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Oh. Boy.
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Just yank 'em.
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Oof! Sorry, Dennis.
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Fuck. Where are you taking 'em?
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Don't worry. They'll be safe.
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Ms. Birdy, we need to check your oxygen.
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"Little Orphan Annie came
to our house to stay."
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Did she now?
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Do you think about me?
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More than you can imagine.
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We gotta crack this pneumonia.
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- Alice.
- Jenna.
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What can I do for you?
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I wanted to say hi.
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Okay.
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Is... is that Dr. Killigrew?
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Anne. Ugh. Under such a cloud.
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Does Jenna know
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that I've left messages?
That I left my paper for her?
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Ask her.
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Oh, God.
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Since she was named in those
transvaginal mesh lawsuits...
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She's just looking for a port in a storm.
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It's like a pirate swimming
toward a lifeboat.
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You just gotta hit her
over the head with an oar.
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I heard she invited you over
to see her rock gardens.
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Oh, who cares about
her ugly old succulents.
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No, really. What can I do for you?
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Your symposium is coming up,
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and I understand Barbet Pharmaceuticals
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will be awarding this year's
Helen Tillman Prize.
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Well, not only, but they are underwriting
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my little conclave as well.
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Well, I have my new paper
on candidiasis coming out.
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I'd love the opportunity
to present my findings
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on putrescines and cadaverines
on one of your panels.
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Yeah, such a rarefied topic.
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I'm wondering which panel you might prefer?
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No, I see Dr. Gutterman is discussing
"Alternatives to Indwelling Catheters."
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Ouch. That's the hot ticket.
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But, uh, maybe one of the
panelists will be a no-show.
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So, why don't you leave me
a copy of your paper?
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And I'd love to read it,
offer my two cents.
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Everyone wants to know
what happened to that dog.
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Oh. The agency felt he wasn't
being cared for responsibly.
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Then they had to put him down
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'cause the Ebola risk.
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I have to say I am not unhappy
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to see that dog go.
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They may be agreeable to sending
us a poodle in the future,
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but I think we're better
suited for an aquarium.
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Putrescines and cadaverines, Dawn!
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From Mt. Palms' own homeopath. Hey, Ron.
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Oh, um, Dr. James, Dr. Killigrew
was looking for you again.
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Oh, there's another one. Everybody
wants to be on my panel.
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I'm the new "it" girl.
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Ahoy, ahoy... Are the Ortleys amongst us?
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Uh, not yet.
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But she should be over
from the hospital soon.
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All right. Well, shall we, let's?
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Crystal Buff has
stage IV liver cancer,
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following 3 courses of chemo.
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She had an extreme reaction
to cardoplatin and paclitaxel
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and a second round
of cisplatin plus gemcitabine,
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- but the tumors grew...
- Mm.
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And then a third round of pemetrexed.
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- Blistering and sores in the mouth and throat?
- Oh yeah.
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- Difficulty drinking or swallowing?
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh, tarry stool?
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And a history of escape.
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15 years ago.
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I am 72, and I am in awful, constant pain.
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Well, we need to figure out
whether the side effects are
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being caused by the pemetrexed
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or the cisplatin...
Or by the cancer itself.
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Where are the legs?
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Because of my amputations,
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I need special pillows to sleep.
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I need two leg pillows for my stumps,
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and I need a cushion for the shower,
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and I need two layers of clothing
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because my body temperature
is below normal,
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and I need a lot of bottled water
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to prevent bladder infections...
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Ms. Buff, I'm sure you have
a lot of anger at the system,
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but please don't use
your disability to game us.
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Excuse me, nurse...
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these are not luxuries,
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These are things I need for my survival.
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Do you know how I lost my legs?
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My husband was a philanderer for 25 years.
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From day one.
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I think he was doing the bridesmaids.
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All of them.
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You know what I'm talking about, I'm sure.
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He would've done you if he knew ya.
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Anyways, I lost my looks
and he called me "Dog-face."
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Okay.
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I couldn't take it anymore.
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- So, I tried to run him over.
- We don't need to know any of this.
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- But his girlfriend got in the way.
- Well, again...
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And I ran her over instead.
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- Not our business.
- So, I lost my legs
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in the accident,
and I was convicted of murder.
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So, now I'm paying double,
and for the rest of my life.
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Well, that's something.
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Um, we're gonna review your scans,
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and then we're gonna do
everything that we can
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to diagnose your pain
and help you manage that.
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Dawn. Hi.
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Hey, my mom's in town.
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She asked to see you.
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- Oh. Is she here? She's in your room?
- Yeah, no, wait.
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I...
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I... I never told her
we broke up. In fact, I...
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I... I kinda told her the opposite.
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Opposite how?
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I told her we were engaged.
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- Patsy!
- I know, I know.
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It was when you were on your honeymoon
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and I was feeling really low.
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And depressed.
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And masturbating all the time.
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- Patsy...
- And she was really worried about me.
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She didn't think I had any friends.
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So, I told her we were engaged.
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- Mami!
- Oh!
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Mira quién te traje!
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Ay, hello!
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Que tal, darling?
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How are you?
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All my nurses are concerned and naturally
want to know, are we going under?
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Well, I really don't know.
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This mess I've inherited grows daily.
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We've got operating losses
of $4 to $5 million a year.
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Well, you know nurses.
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Everything revolves around them.
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But they deserve our respect.
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Say, Jenna,
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Alice Marvel would really like
to present at your symposium.
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I don't want her.
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Barbet Pharmaceuticals is
underwriting my symposium,
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and I don't think that
they'd want to be associated
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with a quack...
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any more than they would Anne Killigrew.
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They're both tar babies.
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Well, now you're being unkind.
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And as to Anne...
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we've all been on the wrong
side of bad medical equipment.
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Thousands of vaginal mesh slings?
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Well, will you at least consider Alice?
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- Oh...
- What?
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Alice Marvel is a homeopath.
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She just wants to promote
her homeopathic vaginal creme
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made out of oyster shells,
Cocoa Puffs and hummus.
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Well, she feels that you want
the Helen Tillman prize...
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What if I do?
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And that you're trying
to block any competition.
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Paul! I'm simply trying not
to tarnish the reputation of my sponsors.
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You know, you're behaving as though
this symposium is such a big deal.
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It is to me.
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I have a keynote speaker,
I have 3 panels,
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I have 38 attendees...
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And let she who is without sin...
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We sacrifice our lives here.
We dedicate ourselves.
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You want to dump that woman on me
and then threaten to close us down?
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The one bright light
in an ever-darkening firmament
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in a world at war with women?
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The world is not at war with women.
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I'm in Pakistan... Shoot me in the head.
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I'm in India... rape me.
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I'm in Saudi Arabia... Don't let me drive.
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I'm Kenyan now... Cut out my genitalia.
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I'm a Filipina nanny in Dubai... beat me.
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And it's getting worse,
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and Billy Barnes is a ray of hope.
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- Doc, may I please have my legs?
- Hm?
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Oh, sorry, I don't think we can do that.
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Crystal: Where am I gonna go?
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I mean, come on!
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If there's something you need,
we can always ask a nurse
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to get it for you. Do you feel this?
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How can you just leave me here like this?
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Everyone takes advantage
of my legs when it suits them.
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Look.
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Look at my stumps.
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Everyone averts their eyes,
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refuses to see!
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I have no problem looking at your stumps.
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You wouldn't believe the stumps I've seen.
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Oh, is that so?
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Abscessed stumps.
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Stumps with sores and flies.
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Beggars. Blind people.
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Innocent land mine victims.
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I've worked with those
who've accepted their stumps,
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those filled with self-pity, and yes...
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those who've tried
to turn their disadvantage
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to their advantage.
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- Well, I've seen all kinds of doctors...
- You know, in Columbia...
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I drew smiley faces
on children's amputated limbs
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to teach them how to cope.
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To teach them it's not
the cards we're dealt,
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it's how we play them.
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Would you like a smiley face?
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No, I don't want a fuckin' smiley face,
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and I don't want a sanctimonious
lecture about attitude.
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I've been in prison half my life.
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I marched in here in shackles.
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Fuck you. I am miserable.
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I just want my fuckin' dignity.
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Give me my legs back!
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Doc...
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I used to breathe of freedom.
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But now...
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I'm just tired and old.
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Why would I even want to escape?
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This is the best place I'll ever be.
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Take her right over here.
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The Ortleys have landed!
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Hello. Welcome.
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There she is!
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Mm-hmm.
256
00:10:00,878 --> 00:10:04,881
So, tell me how you good
people came to be here.
257
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- Well, she was moved...
- Yvette.
258
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What happened, uh, Dr. James,
was she suffered
259
00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:13,390
an unavoidable,
unforseeable freak accident.
260
00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:15,309
She fell out of the bed, but she was fine.
261
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,277
But I said, "Just to be sure"
262
00:10:17,278 --> 00:10:19,229
let's get her to the hospital for some x-rays."
263
00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,564
Very smart, Didi. Very wise.
264
00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:24,234
Thank you! And... It turns out the
hospital was the best place for her.
265
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- I mean, we didn't know she had
gallstones. - Mm-hmm.
266
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:29,456
- Right. So, they removed her gallbladder...
- Okay.
267
00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:31,074
Then she had a stroke...
268
00:10:31,075 --> 00:10:34,628
Then an IV fell over and hit
her on top of the head and...
269
00:10:34,629 --> 00:10:36,330
- Oh, well...
- Here we all are.
270
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,714
When it rains, it pours.
271
00:10:37,715 --> 00:10:39,132
Well, sometimes.
272
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:40,584
Well, acute post-operative
273
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strokes are actually quite common.
274
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So she should make a full recovery
275
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within a couple of months
276
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with just minor deficits.
277
00:10:47,592 --> 00:10:49,558
But you got an owie on your head.
278
00:10:50,979 --> 00:10:54,431
I... Ugh, not happy with how
those sutures are setting.
279
00:10:54,432 --> 00:10:55,732
I don't care for that at all.
280
00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:57,517
The wound that...
281
00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:58,602
All right.
282
00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:00,937
Well, I'll go order the physical rehab,
283
00:11:00,938 --> 00:11:02,856
maybe get some speech therapy.
284
00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:05,442
But that surface laceration is nothing.
285
00:11:05,443 --> 00:11:07,693
Really, that's... That's not to worry.
286
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,115
And last night we took
a walk down to the pier, um,
287
00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:13,166
with our friends Rob and Cindy,
288
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,452
where we met up with, um, Grace and Peter,
289
00:11:15,453 --> 00:11:17,454
more great friends, and...
290
00:11:17,455 --> 00:11:20,624
Patsy and I brought the rum
and we made Cuba Libres.
291
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,126
And we even lit a bonfire
and then we danced.
292
00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:25,262
- Bonfire.
- And, you know, we're actually talking about,
293
00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,880
um, doing a timeshare,
294
00:11:26,881 --> 00:11:29,098
um, with them after Christmas in Hawaii.
295
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The North Island.
296
00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:33,887
But you're afraid of the ocean.
297
00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:36,306
We'd vacation with family
on the Jersey Shore,
298
00:11:36,307 --> 00:11:39,359
and he'd sit on the sand and cry and cry.
299
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,445
Water frightens him.
300
00:11:41,446 --> 00:11:42,646
That time that you had the fever
301
00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:44,981
and I plunged you into
that bucket of cold water.
302
00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:47,234
It traumatized him, I think.
303
00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:49,152
He defecated.
304
00:11:49,153 --> 00:11:50,320
Ay, Mami. Por favor.
305
00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,324
Well, he's not afraid now.
306
00:11:54,325 --> 00:11:57,327
We're actually looking
at beach condos in Redondo
307
00:11:57,328 --> 00:12:00,497
- and possibly getting a sailboat.
- Oh.
308
00:12:00,498 --> 00:12:01,915
I could use just a bit of water.
309
00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,417
Tranquilo, Mami. I'll get it.
310
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,585
It's my shoulder replacement.
311
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:08,722
The severed tendons and
ligaments are still screaming.
312
00:12:08,723 --> 00:12:10,507
I suffer end-stage kidney disease.
313
00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:12,175
I was recently diagnosed.
314
00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:14,928
I'm so sorry to hear that, Dawn.
315
00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,096
Patsy didn't tell me anything.
316
00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:17,848
- I didn't know.
- Yeah. I'm on dialysis.
317
00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:21,401
My life expectancy is 6
to 8 years, depending.
318
00:12:21,402 --> 00:12:24,404
I sit there for hours,
the blood sumps are gross.
319
00:12:24,405 --> 00:12:25,822
We're just basically sitting there.
320
00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:27,190
It's like a big communal bathroom
321
00:12:27,191 --> 00:12:29,159
where we're all just peeing
in the machines.
322
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,861
And I have to monitor
every calorie that I eat,
323
00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:32,362
every sip.
324
00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:34,531
- Oh, sweetheart. Honey.
- 0
325
00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:36,283
Al mal tiempo, buena cara.
326
00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,416
Exacto.
327
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:42,005
All right, this... this has
been nagging at me, Didi.
328
00:12:42,006 --> 00:12:44,341
I didn't like the sutures
in Vivian's scalp,
329
00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:45,509
so I removed them,
330
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,677
and I'm gonna replace 'em with staples.
331
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,129
And I don't feel the need for lidocaine.
332
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:51,515
I... really, the administration
of the drugs, it's...
333
00:12:51,516 --> 00:12:54,050
It's more painful than just
a couple of quick staples,
334
00:12:54,051 --> 00:12:56,887
So, I'm just gonna sneak up here and...
335
00:12:58,189 --> 00:13:00,357
Hmm. Nothing.
336
00:13:00,358 --> 00:13:01,641
Oh, maybe it's jammed.
337
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:04,394
The good thing about staples though is
338
00:13:04,395 --> 00:13:07,230
uh, once you feel it, it's done.
339
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:09,566
So, okay, just a couple of quick pops.
340
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:10,734
Oh...
341
00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:12,486
See, sometimes they fail to deploy,
342
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,488
which is, uh, kind of a problem,
343
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,989
when you're doing a reverse colostomy
344
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,707
and you're trying to fasten
the descending colon
345
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:18,742
to the rectum.
346
00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:19,826
But all right!
347
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,912
Let's do this now.
348
00:13:23,464 --> 00:13:25,916
We're good to go here now.
349
00:13:27,084 --> 00:13:28,418
- Oh...
- Dr. James...
350
00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:30,337
What's is going on here now?
351
00:13:30,338 --> 00:13:32,588
This is stuck to the scalp.
352
00:13:33,808 --> 00:13:35,091
Hello!
353
00:13:35,092 --> 00:13:37,260
The... jaws are all locked.
354
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:39,346
I... this... I can assure you this has never
355
00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:41,765
happened before. So Didi, uh,
356
00:13:41,766 --> 00:13:42,849
you hold that for a second,
357
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,184
and I'm gonna get a screwdriver.
358
00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:46,186
Don't pull it. Don't tear the scalp.
359
00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:48,488
- Oh, here's the release.
- Jenna.
360
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,023
There we go. Okay.
361
00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:51,274
Ah...
362
00:13:53,277 --> 00:13:54,778
Dr. James...
363
00:13:54,779 --> 00:13:57,280
Okay. All right, that's it.
364
00:13:57,281 --> 00:13:58,747
Wow, right?
365
00:13:58,748 --> 00:13:59,832
- We're done.
- Wow.
366
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,285
I think you're gonna heal
much, much quicker now.
367
00:14:02,286 --> 00:14:04,703
Okay. You go, girl!
368
00:14:06,207 --> 00:14:07,623
Go?
369
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:13,045
Unbelievable.
370
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,354
I found out the real deal
371
00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:23,940
on our patient from Sing Sing,
and it's juicy.
372
00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:26,193
- From where?
- Mugshots.com.
373
00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:27,978
It's where you can go and pay to have
374
00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:29,196
your mugshot taken down.
375
00:14:29,197 --> 00:14:31,448
But you can look up friends
or family and find out
376
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:32,983
if they've been recently convicted.
377
00:14:32,984 --> 00:14:35,035
- They got it all.
- Guys, guys.
378
00:14:35,036 --> 00:14:36,653
Look. The signage arrived
379
00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:38,655
for my symposium's Hall of Vendors.
380
00:14:38,656 --> 00:14:40,490
Who wants to man my anal horn booth?
381
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,042
Dawn? Earn some extra moolah?
382
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,159
Maybe.
383
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,162
Didi just found out the
real story on our prisoner.
384
00:14:46,163 --> 00:14:47,247
Listen to this.
385
00:14:47,248 --> 00:14:49,833
Her neck was broken
when she drove into a lake
386
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,969
drunk and stoned in 1994.
387
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:54,921
Convicted on multiple hit and run.
388
00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:57,340
When on probation for heroin conviction,
389
00:14:57,341 --> 00:15:00,060
she fled the state,
violating her probation.
390
00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:02,562
She went to Nevada where her paralyzed legs
391
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:05,315
caught on fire when
she passed out in a campfire.
392
00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:07,767
Her legs were amputated.
393
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:11,104
- A Wyoming conviction for identity theft...
- Whatever.
394
00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:13,523
Found in an undisclosed
celebrity's kitchen,
395
00:15:13,524 --> 00:15:15,242
eating a bowl of cereal.
396
00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:17,944
She escaped two more times
in a laundry truck
397
00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,863
and picking up litter along the highway.
398
00:15:19,864 --> 00:15:22,032
It was Glenn Close!
399
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,917
And she invited me in!
400
00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:25,334
Mm.
401
00:15:26,754 --> 00:15:28,538
What was that all about, Dawn?
402
00:15:28,539 --> 00:15:29,069
What?
403
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:31,174
You're really throwing
yourself at this, aren't you?
404
00:15:31,175 --> 00:15:32,375
Always getting a little carried away,
405
00:15:32,376 --> 00:15:34,544
- always with the drama.
- I'm sorry?
406
00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:37,013
You told my mother you were
suffering kidney failure?
407
00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:38,682
Yeah.
408
00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:40,517
This was supposed to be
about you supporting me, Dawn.
409
00:15:40,518 --> 00:15:41,685
Not taking over the show.
410
00:15:41,686 --> 00:15:44,054
- I only get to see Mami once or twice a year.
- I know.
411
00:15:44,055 --> 00:15:45,889
My poor mother is at the chapel right now
412
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:48,024
praying for you, for your life, okay?
413
00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:49,359
So great.
414
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,778
Psst! Hon.
415
00:15:51,779 --> 00:15:54,648
What's going on? Where were you at lunch?
416
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,700
- I got us a tray.
- Well, I didn't know.
417
00:15:56,701 --> 00:15:58,985
I figured I'm here,
we could have lunch together.
418
00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:01,288
Dennis, I'm sorry, okay? I had no idea.
419
00:16:01,289 --> 00:16:02,539
I was with Patsy's mother.
420
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,740
His mother.
421
00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:08,911
Okay.
422
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,167
- Dr. James?
- Mm-hmm?
423
00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:16,670
I'm worried about Dawn.
424
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,421
She's not taking care of herself,
425
00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:21,141
and I need to share something with you.
426
00:16:21,142 --> 00:16:23,927
Dawn has kidney disease.
427
00:16:23,928 --> 00:16:25,929
- Oh.
- She has...
428
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:28,898
end-stage renal failure.
429
00:16:32,436 --> 00:16:34,654
Oh...
430
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,439
- Oh...
- Yeah.
431
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,109
Nobody else knows.
432
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:40,694
No.
433
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,028
No, we're the ones who should know.
434
00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:46,116
And...
435
00:16:46,117 --> 00:16:49,452
what do we really know
about her life really?
436
00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:51,838
Is she happy? I don't know.
437
00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:53,173
You don't know.
438
00:16:53,174 --> 00:16:54,540
She married the...
439
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,676
She married Dennis.
440
00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:00,964
I mean, would you know enough about her
441
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,632
to give a eulogy? I wouldn't.
442
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,634
Oh...
443
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:07,137
I... She tried so darn hard though.
444
00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:08,888
- Didn't she?
- Oh, God.
445
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,472
I feel so bad for her.
446
00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:13,476
Yeah.
447
00:17:13,477 --> 00:17:15,028
How long have you known?
448
00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:16,229
Huh?
449
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:17,814
Um... No...
450
00:17:17,815 --> 00:17:20,483
Only... about... a week... or so.
451
00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:22,535
So why didn't she tell me?
452
00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:25,905
She probably just thought
you were busy is all.
453
00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:29,542
Are you saying she thought
that I just didn't care?
454
00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:33,245
No. I'm... I'm almost sure
that that's not it.
455
00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:38,501
Is it something I did or something I said?
456
00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:40,553
Is it about all the transvaginals?
457
00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:42,389
Because that is ridiculous.
458
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:45,508
People suing me because
I'm trying to stop bladders
459
00:17:45,509 --> 00:17:48,561
and rectums from just
dropping into vaginas?!
460
00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:50,980
What are you doing back over here?
461
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:52,348
What are you doing over here?
462
00:17:52,349 --> 00:17:53,933
Why don't you leave her alone?
463
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:56,686
She's not even remotely interested
in your old, bald cooch.
464
00:17:56,687 --> 00:17:58,688
Oh. Well, she's certainly not interested
465
00:17:58,689 --> 00:18:01,190
in your saggy, old pussy or your research.
466
00:18:04,695 --> 00:18:07,197
Come get your stuff out of my garage.
467
00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:08,581
I'll come get it when I'm good and ready.
468
00:18:08,582 --> 00:18:09,866
No, you'll get it now
469
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:11,451
or I'm dumping it in the street.
470
00:18:11,452 --> 00:18:13,202
Hmm. Blood pressure.
471
00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:17,924
So, no more Sunset Villas.
472
00:18:17,925 --> 00:18:20,043
- No more nursing homes, right y'all?
- Unh-unh.
473
00:18:20,044 --> 00:18:21,294
We found a better place.
474
00:18:21,295 --> 00:18:22,712
It's called Boarding Care.
475
00:18:22,713 --> 00:18:24,547
But it's a private home, Mama Viv.
476
00:18:24,548 --> 00:18:25,882
Just 3 other seniors.
477
00:18:25,883 --> 00:18:27,300
Nice care-givers.
478
00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:29,302
Yeah. The Yangs, they're
a nice Oriental family.
479
00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:31,221
Don't say "Oriental," Waylon.
480
00:18:31,222 --> 00:18:32,889
It's like "colored" or "faggot."
481
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:35,024
How much?
482
00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:37,143
You have plenty for a while.
483
00:18:37,144 --> 00:18:39,112
- And then we'll take care of it.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:18:39,113 --> 00:18:40,363
'Til your Medicaid kicks in.
485
00:18:40,364 --> 00:18:42,148
Oh, Medicaid doesn't
cover boarding care.
486
00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:43,900
- Just nursing homes, Waylon.
- Waylon and Yvette: Right.
487
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:45,702
She just has to spend down,
and then it covers.
488
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:47,237
No, that's for nursing homes.
489
00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:48,822
This is boarding care.
490
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,741
- Yes, I know that, Didi.
- Baby, baby, it's cheaper than a nursing home.
491
00:18:51,742 --> 00:18:53,576
Well, so what? We wasn't
paying for the nursing home.
492
00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:54,711
Why don't we take this...
493
00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:57,297
We're gonna step outside
for a quick second, okay?
494
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,584
Go, go, go.
495
00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:03,920
Yeah. Run, you dumb shit.
496
00:19:03,921 --> 00:19:05,421
- Go!
- Yvette...
497
00:19:05,422 --> 00:19:07,557
we have to keep our eyes on the prize.
498
00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:10,927
- We have to be there for Darnell and Waylon.
- Yeah, absolutely.
499
00:19:10,928 --> 00:19:12,178
Just let me see if I get this.
500
00:19:12,179 --> 00:19:13,396
So Medicaid was paying
501
00:19:13,397 --> 00:19:15,265
full load for a shitty nursing home,
502
00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:17,934
but they won't pay a cent for
something supposedly better?
503
00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:20,403
- That's how the liberal government is these...
- Not right now, Waylon. Stop.
504
00:19:20,404 --> 00:19:22,405
Just... how much we talkin' bout?
505
00:19:22,406 --> 00:19:25,191
Hmm? Does anybody think
I have a right to know that?
506
00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:26,943
Grr!
507
00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:28,495
Honey!
508
00:19:28,496 --> 00:19:30,280
- Caroline!
- What are you doing?
509
00:19:30,281 --> 00:19:31,698
Why you got shackles on your feet?
510
00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:34,584
- I need to talk to you for one second.
- What are you...
511
00:19:34,585 --> 00:19:36,085
Give me those teeth.
Where did you get those?
512
00:19:36,086 --> 00:19:38,421
- Whose legs are these?
- Ew, they're slimy!
513
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:40,423
Get off of there! Can you take
these away from my kid please?
514
00:19:40,424 --> 00:19:42,207
Sit down. Play with this pumpkin.
515
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:45,428
Act right! We in public.
What's wrong with you?
516
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:46,796
Did you or did you not
517
00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:49,182
tell Waylon that they needed to help pay?
518
00:19:49,183 --> 00:19:51,518
Baby, I laid it all out for him.
519
00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:53,469
- Excuse us, ma'am.
- She's in a coma.
520
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:56,472
- Did you?
- Baby...
521
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:58,808
Yvette, it's $4,000.00 a month.
522
00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,644
All included: room, board,
and round the clock care.
523
00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:04,314
So what? We in for half?
That's $2,000.00 a month.
524
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:06,282
- What?
- $24 thou a year?!
525
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:07,650
Yeah, that's the only alternative.
526
00:20:07,651 --> 00:20:09,152
Well, there better be another alternative!
527
00:20:09,153 --> 00:20:10,987
I mean, fuck, Waylon,
how we gon' come up with that?
528
00:20:10,988 --> 00:20:13,790
- It's half a nursing home...
- Oh, you big dumb dope!
529
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:16,910
Listen, I love Mama Viv
as much as any of y'all,
530
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,746
but you're asking me to give
$24,000.00 of our money,
531
00:20:19,747 --> 00:20:21,331
to your daddy's trophy wife?
532
00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:23,917
No. This might get y'all a place
in white people's heaven,
533
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,251
but I am out.
534
00:20:25,252 --> 00:20:27,252
No. No, you are not.
535
00:20:28,672 --> 00:20:30,256
What you want to do, Yvette?
536
00:20:30,257 --> 00:20:31,674
You want to put her back in a nursing home,
537
00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:33,426
where she can get pressure sores,
538
00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:35,511
they dope her up, she sits
in a dirty diaper all day,
539
00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:38,848
or should we just take
the used up trophy wife,
540
00:20:38,849 --> 00:20:40,516
and throw her out on the street?
541
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:43,069
Baby, if there was
another way, but there isn't.
542
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:44,354
Well, I can think of one.
543
00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:45,605
She needs a nurse.
544
00:20:45,606 --> 00:20:46,856
That's you, Didi.
545
00:20:46,857 --> 00:20:48,825
Quit your job and then take care of her.
546
00:20:48,826 --> 00:20:50,827
You can't ask Didi to do that
547
00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:51,995
unless she wants to.
548
00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:54,530
Why not? She brought this on us.
549
00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:57,333
She was fine. She was
in Sunset Villas just fine.
550
00:20:57,334 --> 00:20:59,786
The government was paying for it
all and then Didi takes her out,
551
00:20:59,787 --> 00:21:02,672
and starts all this mess,
and then delivers us the bill.
552
00:21:02,673 --> 00:21:05,208
Mama Viv made Daddy happy,
553
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,709
so we're gonna have to figure this out.
554
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:08,544
And she ain't going back to no hellhole.
555
00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:10,597
- I am out.
- Darnell.
556
00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:13,182
I hope you're happy.
557
00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:16,052
- Oh, my God.
- You used that woman for your own purposes.
558
00:21:16,053 --> 00:21:18,554
Currying favor with her for 27 years
559
00:21:18,555 --> 00:21:20,056
- from Arthur Ashe to...
- Oh, you...
560
00:21:20,057 --> 00:21:23,109
You are not still harping on that!
561
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,111
After all this time? Knock it off!
562
00:21:25,112 --> 00:21:28,281
You said that he had no business
demonstrating and getting arrested
563
00:21:28,282 --> 00:21:29,816
- over South Africa and Haiti.
- No.
564
00:21:29,817 --> 00:21:31,150
That is not what I said.
565
00:21:31,151 --> 00:21:32,869
I said it was a shame he had to do that
566
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:34,487
instead of concentrating on getting well.
567
00:21:34,488 --> 00:21:35,738
That's not what you... That is what I...
568
00:21:35,739 --> 00:21:37,073
Didi, that's not... you...
569
00:21:37,074 --> 00:21:38,908
You was currying favor with her
570
00:21:38,909 --> 00:21:42,078
by denigrating Arthur Ashe because you knew
571
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:43,630
that we knew that you intentionally
572
00:21:43,631 --> 00:21:46,466
got pregnant and then
forced Darnell to marry you.
573
00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:47,917
But if you could get the white lady
574
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:50,169
to like you best,
you could just trump it all.
575
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:52,588
Just wipe it all away. That's
what's really going on here.
576
00:21:52,589 --> 00:21:54,340
And you use her to keep me in my place,
577
00:21:54,341 --> 00:21:56,210
- to isolate me in this family.
- Yvette!
578
00:21:56,212 --> 00:21:57,760
What? If my dreams are going up in smoke,
579
00:21:57,761 --> 00:21:59,845
- I'm telling it like it is!
- Terrible, making all this ruckus.
580
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,568
It sounded like some
good shit was coming down.
581
00:22:05,569 --> 00:22:07,569
I do not want to talk about it.
582
00:22:11,108 --> 00:22:13,993
I understand you won't nominate my paper
583
00:22:13,994 --> 00:22:15,611
nor let me be on a panel.
584
00:22:15,612 --> 00:22:17,497
Is... is this because of Anne?
585
00:22:17,498 --> 00:22:19,916
- Something she said about me?
- What?
586
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:22,919
Is it because I beat you for the Helen
Tillman prize 2 years running?
587
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,456
Alice, I'm merely afraid
that your putrescines
588
00:22:26,457 --> 00:22:28,925
and cadaverines might
overwhelm the discussion
589
00:22:28,926 --> 00:22:31,427
on alternatives to the indwelling catheter.
590
00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:33,129
Why haven't you seen me?
591
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:34,797
What has she said about me?
592
00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:36,182
Is this about my vaginal creme?
593
00:22:36,183 --> 00:22:37,684
Um, not per se.
594
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,852
Maybe she has a thing against homeopaths.
595
00:22:39,853 --> 00:22:41,771
You're afraid of an alternate
approach to vaginosis.
596
00:22:41,772 --> 00:22:43,856
And you undervalue placebo.
597
00:22:43,857 --> 00:22:46,025
Why are we so good
at placebo and you aren't?
598
00:22:46,026 --> 00:22:47,393
Do you ever ask yourself that?
599
00:22:47,394 --> 00:22:49,529
My patients get better. That's a fact.
600
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:51,948
Do you wonder why?
Or do you just dismiss it all,
601
00:22:51,949 --> 00:22:54,317
"Oh, Dr. Marvel just
has a nice bedside manner"?
602
00:22:54,318 --> 00:22:56,119
No, I don't think that,
because I don't think
603
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,286
that you have a nice bedside manner
604
00:22:57,287 --> 00:22:59,155
because I don't think
you're nice, not one bit.
605
00:22:59,156 --> 00:23:01,124
- Well, got that right.
- Excuse me?
606
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,159
Her libido is insatiable.
607
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,328
- She made me get a strap-on.
- Huh?
608
00:23:05,329 --> 00:23:06,713
A strap-on, Jenna.
609
00:23:06,714 --> 00:23:09,132
- Oh.
- Why are we fighting?
610
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:12,835
We've all dedicated our careers
to the cause of women's health.
611
00:23:12,836 --> 00:23:14,887
Because she's trying
to monopolize the vagina.
612
00:23:14,888 --> 00:23:17,673
Because you're trying to get
into my Hall of Vendors.
613
00:23:17,674 --> 00:23:19,809
Oh, for pity's sake, Jenna,
there's plenty of room
614
00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:21,394
in there, for the 3 of us.
615
00:23:21,395 --> 00:23:24,647
Everyone knows, the only reason this
symposium exists is a vanity thing,
616
00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:26,349
to rehabilitate your reputation
617
00:23:26,350 --> 00:23:28,651
after the moral cloud
this ward's been under...
618
00:23:28,652 --> 00:23:30,069
My conference is not vanity.
619
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:32,939
- There's no moral cloud here...
- No, you're trying to muzzle us,
620
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,323
and rigging the Helen Tillman prize,
621
00:23:34,324 --> 00:23:35,942
well, that prize is now meaningless
622
00:23:35,943 --> 00:23:37,443
because you stacked the deck.
623
00:23:37,444 --> 00:23:39,028
You know, she's right.
624
00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:41,914
You are selfish and a little greedy, Jenna.
625
00:23:41,915 --> 00:23:43,199
Let's go, Anne.
626
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,418
- Let's leave her to her miserable self.
- Mm-hmm.
627
00:23:45,419 --> 00:23:48,253
I know what a snap-on is.
628
00:23:52,342 --> 00:23:53,793
Crystal.
629
00:23:53,794 --> 00:23:55,427
Yes?
630
00:23:56,713 --> 00:24:01,050
We tell stories about
ourselves to save face...
631
00:24:01,051 --> 00:24:04,270
or appear heroic or virtuous
632
00:24:04,271 --> 00:24:09,225
to protect ourselves from
the messes that we've made,
633
00:24:09,226 --> 00:24:12,445
how we failed as custodians
of the spark of life
634
00:24:12,446 --> 00:24:14,447
that was placed in us at birth.
635
00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:18,617
But we can forgive ourselves.
636
00:24:19,953 --> 00:24:21,821
And we have to...
637
00:24:21,822 --> 00:24:25,740
because nobody else will.
638
00:24:29,746 --> 00:24:32,165
It still hurts when I cough.
639
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,000
Yeah...
640
00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:36,384
Why don't we get you up
to 4 for that x-ray.
641
00:24:37,805 --> 00:24:40,256
- I'll get her shackles.
- No I think that we can...
642
00:24:40,257 --> 00:24:42,758
forgo those as long as
we leave your legs here.
643
00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:44,010
Thank you.
644
00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:45,978
We'll get you up to 4 now, ma'am.
645
00:24:45,979 --> 00:24:48,180
She only wants her dignity.
646
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,733
There. There you go.
647
00:24:50,734 --> 00:24:53,102
I got you a Care Bear
648
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:55,271
and I got you orchids...
649
00:24:55,272 --> 00:24:57,773
'cause Care Bears are so stupid.
650
00:24:57,774 --> 00:25:01,661
It's my first "get well" gift.
651
00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:02,829
Oh...
652
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,497
Excuse me, Dawn, can we have a minute?
653
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,418
What is wrong with you?
Why can't you just be normal?
654
00:25:09,419 --> 00:25:12,705
Over-inflating all the time,
you're spoiling this.
655
00:25:12,706 --> 00:25:13,789
- I'm spoiling it?
- Yeah.
656
00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:16,092
With your projections
and fucking fantasies.
657
00:25:16,093 --> 00:25:18,044
Hello, it's a fantasy marriage.
658
00:25:18,045 --> 00:25:21,130
Yeah, well this is not how I'd want
my fantasy wife to behave, okay?
659
00:25:21,131 --> 00:25:22,798
Well, I'm really sorry.
I guess I just don't know
660
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:24,550
what you expect from a fake marriage.
661
00:25:24,551 --> 00:25:27,303
Dennis, please whatever it is, just don't.
662
00:25:27,304 --> 00:25:29,305
Why are you even here? Why did
you take this assignment?
663
00:25:29,306 --> 00:25:33,109
I... I wanted to support you...
and have sex with you.
664
00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:34,777
- Okay, I can't...
- Dennis.
665
00:25:34,778 --> 00:25:37,113
What? We used to have sex
here all the time.
666
00:25:37,114 --> 00:25:38,981
In the stairwell in Hydrology...
667
00:25:38,982 --> 00:25:40,867
Now I think you're using
the excuse of his mother
668
00:25:40,868 --> 00:25:41,901
so you can be with him.
669
00:25:41,902 --> 00:25:43,152
Dennis, that's not true.
670
00:25:43,153 --> 00:25:45,321
You told me you didn't want
to fuck him anymore,
671
00:25:45,322 --> 00:25:47,790
and if that's changed, I need to know now.
672
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:49,659
Do you want to screw him?
673
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,878
You know, this isn't fair, you
both ganging up on me like this.
674
00:25:51,879 --> 00:25:54,130
No matter how hard I try,
I never make anyone happy.
675
00:25:54,131 --> 00:25:55,331
- Dawn...
- Dawn, are you all right?
676
00:25:55,332 --> 00:25:57,216
You. Nurse. You must leave her alone.
677
00:25:57,217 --> 00:26:00,218
- She has special circumstances.
- Okay, what special circumstances?
678
00:26:03,006 --> 00:26:04,056
Didi?
679
00:26:04,057 --> 00:26:05,640
Unh-unh.
680
00:26:07,728 --> 00:26:10,730
I asked you not to tell her, Didi.
681
00:26:10,731 --> 00:26:12,064
Oh, my God, Dawn.
682
00:26:12,065 --> 00:26:15,518
Can I tell you,
I feel so darn bad about this.
683
00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:17,186
Why didn't you come to me?
684
00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:19,355
After all these years,
aren't we like a family?
685
00:26:19,356 --> 00:26:21,357
You never treated me that way.
686
00:26:21,358 --> 00:26:23,242
How could you not have told me?
687
00:26:23,243 --> 00:26:25,194
Why are you pretending you didn't know?
688
00:26:25,195 --> 00:26:27,079
Mommy, no. Please.
689
00:26:28,198 --> 00:26:29,698
Oh, shit!
690
00:26:39,509 --> 00:26:42,044
She's gonna break her fucking neck!
691
00:26:42,045 --> 00:26:44,046
Whoa, look at her go!
692
00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:47,550
- Fuck you!
- She's rolling across all 4 lanes of Carson Blvd!
693
00:26:47,551 --> 00:26:49,552
- You asshole!
- She did it again.
694
00:26:49,553 --> 00:26:52,137
She'll be drunk at
a campfire by midnight.
695
00:26:55,275 --> 00:26:58,394
"When the night is dark and scary"
696
00:26:58,395 --> 00:27:03,566
"and the moon is full
and creatures are a flying"
697
00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:07,153
"and the wind goes, 'Whooooooo,'"
698
00:27:07,154 --> 00:27:10,072
"you better mind your parents,"
699
00:27:10,073 --> 00:27:13,125
"and your teachers fond and dear,"
700
00:27:13,126 --> 00:27:16,462
"and cherish them that loves ya,"
701
00:27:16,463 --> 00:27:19,465
"and dry the orphan's tears,"
702
00:27:19,466 --> 00:27:22,501
"and help the poor and needy ones,"
703
00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:25,220
"that cluster all about..."
704
00:27:26,423 --> 00:27:28,924
"or the goblins will get ya,"
705
00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:31,309
"if you don't watch out."
706
00:27:38,802 --> 00:27:41,704
♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪
707
00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:44,173
♪ You're sure of a big surprise ♪
708
00:27:44,174 --> 00:27:47,009
♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪
709
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:49,512
♪ You better go in disguise ♪
710
00:27:49,513 --> 00:27:52,415
♪ For every bear that ever there was ♪
711
00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:54,884
♪ Will gather there for certain because ♪
712
00:27:54,885 --> 00:27:59,755
♪ Today's the day the teddy
bears have their picnic ♪
713
00:28:16,173 --> 00:28:19,007
♪ ♪
714
00:28:42,466 --> 00:28:45,667
♪ Every teddy bear
who's been good is sure... ♪