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You know the best part about
growing up with nothing...
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Nothing!
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But you know what made it bearable
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Knowing that you were surrounded
by a whole lot of other people
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who cared about you, who had just as much.
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Which was nothing.
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But it wasn't just a Compton thing,
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whether it'd be the favelas of
Rio, the projects of the Bronx,
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the slums of Mumbai, or the farms
and the factories of the Heartland.
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Struggle is everywhere.
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And it always brings people together into
a community that looks out for each other.
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But if you bust your hump...
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And get lucky enough to make it out,
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the number-one rule is never
forget where you came from...
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And never ever forget the
people who helped you rise.
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That's why so many successful people...
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Roll with the same crew they came up with.
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those were the people who
always looked out for you...
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Always had your back,
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and you were always gonna have theirs.
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What you got? That's
what I'm talkin' about.
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For me, that was my boy Sha.
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when the lights were turned
off and things looked bad...
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Sha was always there for me.
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Come here, little man.
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But since then, I've
had a pretty good run...
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Sweet job, plush house, decent kids.
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You could say I made it.
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And like all those other
people who made it...
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I make sure to always look out for my crew.
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maybe a few days longer
than my wife would like.
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Is he ever gonna leave?
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Shh!
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That's not a squirrel, girl.
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He's been sleeping in my gaming spot,
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destroying my butt groove.
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Dad, it's been almost two weeks now.
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Okay, guys, Sha is an artist.
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He doesn't understand time.
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Well, can he at least
understand a regular shower?
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Or take a baby wipe to any
three of his five areas?
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His choice.
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Oh, that Fluffy couch
really swallows you up.
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It's like sleeping on precious.
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Thanks, big Dre.
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Anytime, brother. Anytime.
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Hey, mi casa es "Sha" casa.
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Okay, you speaking French, man.
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It's cool.
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All right, got to drain.
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Oh, okay, cool. You know where it is.
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Oh, that's...
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"Got to drain" says it all.
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"Sha casa"?
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Really, Dre?
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Come on, Bow.
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Sha's only here for the art show.
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Yeah, I believed that
the first time I heard it.
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And he's constantly taking advantage
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of your generosity, Dre.
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No way.
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It is an honor to support Sha,
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because when we were kids,
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he fed me, protected me,
even took a bullet for me.
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- Uh. Really?
- Okay, it was a BB,
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but he had to get a tetanus
shot, and those hurt.
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So he got a tetanus shot for you.
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- In the butt, Bow.
- That's where you get...
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The point is, you're supposed
to take care of your own,
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especially when you make it.
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Stop being stingy, Bow.
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Okay, team, listen up.
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Have I got a surprise for you.
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My brother from another, Philip Lido,
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will be arriving here any minute.
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Look at me... Tingles!
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Philip is my boy.
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First thing out of college,
we started this company
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with nothing but $5 million
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in seed capital from our fathers.
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That's it... Bootstraps.
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Wow, inspiring, this guy.
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Uh, boss, are you blessing us
today by rocking skinny jeans?
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Yeah, well, the, uh...
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- Oh, no.
- Damn.
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The gal at Abercrombie said
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that these would make my dangle pop.
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Whoo, mission accomplished, sir.
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You are the, uh, king of pop.
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- You're way too close.
- Yes, I am.
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- In fact, don't even look at it. What's
wrong with you? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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So, I assume all these
people are here to help
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peel you out of those
ridiculous Bieber pants.
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Daphne, why aren't you in France
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and, uh where is Philip?
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Uh, at least 150 feet away from me
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at all times according
to our divorce papers.
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- Divorce?
- Caught the bastard cheating.
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I got it on camera.
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Got lots of coverage angles and masters.
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Thinking about submitting it to Sundance
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under the title "White Thighs."
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Mm, I'd see that.
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So, I guess, hi, everyone.
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Don't worry.
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Just because in the
divorce I got the company...
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Oh, hey, got the company?
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What is happening?
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Well, I-it doesn't mean I'm here
to shake things up or anything.
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I'm just here to make
sure my nest egg is okay.
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Wait a minute. Now, why
is it that the only woman
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and only two brothers are in the back?
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What is this? A greyhound in the '50s?
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Hey, y'all, come on. Scooch up.
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You heard what the lady
said. Uh, make a way, people.
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- Make a way.
- Have your rosa parks moment.
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Andre Johnson, SVP urban division.
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- How you doing?
- Backup black guy.
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Lucy. I'm a woman, so...
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Philip, it's Leslie. Call me.
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My world is crumbling.
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You sleep 18 hours a day?
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Baseline.
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Two words... Undiagnosed narcolepsy.
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I can do it in one word... loser.
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Sleep is my prime visualization time.
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So you have to sleep for your job?
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I want to be a starving artist.
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Um, what's happening in my Vitamix?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Uh, I make my own soap
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out of canola oil, cinnamon, and drano.
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- Wha...
- Hey, what's going on?
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He's making his own soap now, Dre.
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We are this close to "Fight Club."
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He's not a terrorist Bow, he's an artist.
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He's a bum, Dre.
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Yeah, he is.
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I know. My parents were hippies.
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I was raised just above the bum line.
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Then how can you be against helping people?
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- We were all about helping people.
- Mm. Mm.
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On the commune, everybody
had to weave the hammocks.
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On the kibbutz, everybody picked figs.
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And in the cult, everybody
slept with king daddy Reginald.
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- What?
- Well, not me, no.
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I aged out. Yeah.
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And we left right before the ATF raid.
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- But that's not my point.
- Mm-hmm.
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My point is everybody has
to pitch in or you're out.
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One day, Sha is gonna pay it forward.
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And that, little Dre, is how
you make a shoestring belt.
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Cool.
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Shoestring belt... genius!
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Those are the things
that I can't teach him.
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Dre.
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- Hmm? - Our ship has come in
and it's name is S.S. Daphne.
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A ship that finally works out for us.
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- So I hear she been living in France.
- Mm-hmm.
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So you know what that means.
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I don't, and I have a
feeling you don't, either.
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- Two-day work weeks.
- Yep, I knew it.
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Look, with all this free time,
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I'm thinking that we
can build a go-kart track
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right in front of your office.
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- I...
- bank the curves for high-speed turns,
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'cause tipping ain't no joke...
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Number-two cause of fun-park decapitation.
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- Excuse me, Dre?
- Oh, hey.
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Uh, can I talk to you alone for a minute?
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Sure, Daphne. Charlie?
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Meetings that last a minute?
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My days are really gonna open up.
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Uh, merci. Uh, oui, oui, bon...
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- So, Dre, I'm thinking about
shaking things up. - Uh-huh.
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I... I knew it.
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You said you weren't gonna shake things up,
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but I had a feeling that you
were gonna shake things up!
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So let's shake it up.
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I'm thinking about firing Charlie.
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Firing Charlie? Why?
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Black go-karting
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Whoa! Bank the curves!
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Whoop.
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So, Daphne wanted Charlie gone.
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But maybe I could save him.
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Or not.
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Oh, Dre, not cool, bro.
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You don't see dudes flicking
off Darth Vader's CPAP.
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That'd get your ass force-choked.
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Charlie, you're gonna
have to stop all this.
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This is your job.
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Sleep apnea don't play.
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My doctor said I die a little
every time I go to sleep.
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Look, new boss is looking
to shake things up.
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You feeling me?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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- All right.
- I'm getting a promotion.
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God is good, Dre.
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No, Charlie.
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I mean, you've got to step your game up.
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You mean my break room "Monopoly" game
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or my after-hours "Jenga"?
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Your job game, Charlie.
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Daphne is looking to...
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She's worried about fun-park
decapitations, as well?
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Smart girl.
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Firing your ass, Charlie!
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Oh, wow.
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Huh.
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Thanks.
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Uh, now, if you'll excuse
me, my esteemed colleague,
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I'm going to circle the wagons and prepare
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for tomorrow's important
advertising presentation.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Marketing, quotas, finance.
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Perfect. Lock that in, all right?
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- Step it up.
- Yes, sir.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey,
Stevens. Stevens, look.
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We should talk about this
P.E.T.A. campaign, because...
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- Two days...
- Still haven't heard from Philip.
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I think that bitch may
have killed my soul mate.
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You know, Dre, you think I can
hold a little something, man?
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I got to get a new canvas, you know?
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Yeah, for sure.
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Hold on. Let me see what I got.
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Yeah, a little. Just a canvas? I got that.
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Take that one. You'll get it right back.
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Hey, don't even worry about it, man.
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Get that back to me whenever.
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- Dre, you realize what's happening, right?
- What?
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Dre, he's using you as a personal ATM
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for "a canvas" weed.
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Wrong. He grows his own.
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But he can't grow his own art supply,
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so I'm just helping a brother out.
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I'm all for supporting a dreamer. I am.
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I mean, I donated to Joe Lieberman.
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But at a certain point,
Dre, you have to think
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"what if Sha's dreams never come true?"
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What, are you just gonna keep helping him
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until he's a 50-year-old starving artist
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with no life skills?
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I just said he can grow weed!
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- Dre... oh, my. What is that?
- Ow!
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- Oh, my God.
- Thanks a lot, Mom.
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I was just visualizing moving to New York
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and dancing in a LeBron James hip hopera.
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Hope you visualized food stamps.
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Damn it.
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Charlie, what the hell are you wearing?
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, stepping my game up, thanks to you.
254
00:09:54,814 --> 00:09:56,548
A-a-a sharkskin suit,
255
00:09:56,616 --> 00:09:58,517
chinchilla coat, alligator shoes.
256
00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:01,403
A-and feel the lining real baby seal.
257
00:10:01,437 --> 00:10:03,505
And you can still see the
nicks from the clubbing.
258
00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:06,458
Oh, no. This is not what I meant, Charlie.
259
00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:08,327
The pitch is for P.E.T.A...
260
00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:11,063
People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals.
261
00:10:11,097 --> 00:10:13,231
Ohhh.
262
00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,467
I thought you was talking
about pita the flatbread. What?
263
00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:17,569
Why would we pull clips from a movie
264
00:10:17,571 --> 00:10:19,254
about a dolphin murder cove
265
00:10:19,339 --> 00:10:21,139
for a flatbread presentation?!
266
00:10:21,174 --> 00:10:22,908
And why would I order this hummus platter?
267
00:10:22,942 --> 00:10:25,043
Now... now look. Everybody, just relax.
268
00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:28,213
Seems like I made a perfectly
understandable homonym error.
269
00:10:28,247 --> 00:10:30,015
- Mm-hmm.
- Now excuse me while I go handle
270
00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,351
something unrelated in my office.
271
00:10:32,435 --> 00:10:37,038
Excuse me, your highnesstry.
272
00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:41,626
Let me guess... Pita/P.E.T.A. Confusion?
273
00:10:41,694 --> 00:10:43,962
In all fairness, maybe the animal people
274
00:10:43,996 --> 00:10:45,814
should pronounce it "pet-ah."
275
00:10:45,898 --> 00:10:47,299
Your boy Charlie's got to go.
276
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:51,336
Please, just give me a week
to prove Charlie's worth.
277
00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:56,825
You've got a French week.
278
00:10:56,909 --> 00:10:58,310
That's two days.
279
00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:05,116
Seriously, Jack,
280
00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:07,652
enough with the hip hopera
starving-artist thing.
281
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,721
You smell worse than usual
282
00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:12,290
and mostly in areas three and five.
283
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,776
A-and what are you doing?
284
00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:15,994
Capturing art.
285
00:11:16,045 --> 00:11:17,395
I'm just getting a tangle out.
286
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:19,230
Sure, but mess with the speed a little bit,
287
00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:23,585
add a little unexpected audio... boom!
288
00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:29,774
I call it "A Beautiful Train Wreck."
289
00:11:29,842 --> 00:11:31,943
It already has 100 likes.
290
00:11:32,028 --> 00:11:33,912
Refresh... 300 likes!
291
00:11:33,946 --> 00:11:36,598
Refresh again 500 likes.
292
00:11:36,632 --> 00:11:37,699
Do you see where I'm going with this?
293
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,184
All right.
294
00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,435
Got to drain.
295
00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:43,171
Huh.
296
00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,355
- Dre.
- Hmm?
297
00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:45,607
I don't mean to concern you,
298
00:11:45,658 --> 00:11:47,625
but I found this under Jack's bed,
299
00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:50,728
and I also saw Junior checking
freight train schedules.
300
00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:52,664
Now, I would really like
to chalk these things up
301
00:11:52,748 --> 00:11:54,399
to just, you know, kids being kids,
302
00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,434
but I think it has something to do
303
00:11:56,468 --> 00:11:59,420
with the hobo living on our couch.
304
00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:00,972
Bow, I don't know what to do about Charlie.
305
00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:02,507
And we're talking about your thing.
306
00:12:02,608 --> 00:12:04,709
Look, Daphne wants to fire him,
307
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:05,977
and I can't let that happen.
308
00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:07,378
Look, Dre. I love Charlie, too.
309
00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:09,947
But, I mean, I-is he any good at his job?
310
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:14,452
All we got to do is plant some cocaine
311
00:12:14,486 --> 00:12:16,270
- in her desk.
- Charlie.
312
00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:19,323
Two-piece cat, hush puppies
with fries, and potato salad!
313
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:20,675
Get that money, girl.
314
00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:22,193
I'm pregnant and I hate you!
315
00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:23,211
I see you representin'.
316
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:25,396
Holding it di-down over there.
317
00:12:25,481 --> 00:12:27,048
Okay.
318
00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:31,969
- Not enough information.
- Ah.
319
00:12:32,104 --> 00:12:33,738
My French week was up,
320
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:36,274
but I had to make one
last push to save Charlie.
321
00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:38,176
Hold on.
322
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:40,561
This is Mr. Watley over at
the solar energy account.
323
00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:41,979
Okay.
324
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,750
Yo, Allen, what's crackin'?
325
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:48,052
No, I have not done the
work you've been waiting on.
326
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,654
But how you been sleeping, man?
327
00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:51,422
Have you been using that
nitrous in your CPAP?
328
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:54,625
- Charlie. - I'm telling you... Your
dream game will be jacked.
329
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,344
Lucid nightmares.
330
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:58,246
Definitely worth the blood in your mask.
331
00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,764
- Yeah, you want blood in your mask.
- Hey.
332
00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,299
- That means it work.
- Dre?
333
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,483
Oh, okay.
334
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:03,935
Yeah, if there ain't no blood in it,
335
00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:05,219
I g... I have to return it.
336
00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:06,837
You got the receipt, right?
337
00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:09,206
Giving narcotics advice to a client?
338
00:13:09,326 --> 00:13:11,359
- Well...
- Yes, c'est fini.
339
00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:13,544
I'm gonna need you to fire him by tomorrow.
340
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:14,378
W-what?
341
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,315
Me fire him?
342
00:13:17,449 --> 00:13:18,983
Well, I certainly can't do it.
343
00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:21,285
He's black. Think, Dre.
344
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:24,622
Charlie is my friend,
and this is your thing.
345
00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:25,623
I won't do it.
346
00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:27,324
All right, well, how about this?
347
00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:29,827
- Mm-hmm?
- Either you fire him or I fire you both.
348
00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:31,045
Uh, what?
349
00:13:31,163 --> 00:13:32,580
I'm black, too.
350
00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:34,215
Yeah, but if I fire both of you,
351
00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,300
it shows that I'm the type of black person
352
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:38,335
who isn't afraid to fire black people.
353
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,338
New place, trying to make friends...
354
00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:43,674
That could really be good for me.
355
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:46,010
Yeah, I like that. Make a name for myself.
356
00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:48,062
Come back to me. Philip.
357
00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:50,097
Where are you? I'm in big trouble.
358
00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:51,181
Philip!
359
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,720
Dre, what do you mean
you don't know what to do?
360
00:13:56,754 --> 00:14:00,023
You got to fire Charlie...
Two to the back of the head!
361
00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:02,542
It's not your fight, Dre. Just boom, boom.
362
00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:03,660
But it is.
363
00:14:03,728 --> 00:14:05,295
It's about community, Bow.
364
00:14:05,363 --> 00:14:06,430
Okay, okay, baby. Sit down.
365
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:07,481
Sit down.
366
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,433
Listen, no matter what I say,
367
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,069
I need to know that I admire
368
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:13,787
how loyal you are to your crew.
369
00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:15,739
It's a sign of your great big heart.
370
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:18,008
But you have a family, Dre.
371
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:20,310
We're the crew you need
to be looking out for.
372
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,462
I know. You're right.
373
00:14:22,597 --> 00:14:24,715
It's okay.
374
00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:26,149
Yo, Dre!
375
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,617
Oh, my God.
376
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:28,919
Now you're in our bedroom.
377
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,053
- He's in our bedroom.
- Whoa, o-okay.
378
00:14:30,138 --> 00:14:31,354
Oh, my God. Okay.
379
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:35,292
Guess who just got tapped
by the Art Curator of Moca.
380
00:14:35,359 --> 00:14:36,343
Who?
381
00:14:36,394 --> 00:14:37,611
- Bow.
- What?
382
00:14:37,662 --> 00:14:38,929
- Look at this.
- No way.
383
00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:40,914
- Remember that canvas you spotted me for?
- Yeah.
384
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:42,816
Well, after I bought it,
I had this ultra cray dream
385
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:45,969
about Bruno Mars on Mars eating a Mars bar.
386
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,238
- What? - I blasted out a piece
for this underground gallery,
387
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:50,407
got signed to a six-month Moca run.
388
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:53,009
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, okay.
389
00:14:53,094 --> 00:14:55,578
Sha-shank redemption!
390
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:58,148
Oh, yes! Oh, my God.
391
00:14:58,199 --> 00:14:59,115
Oh, God. Okay.
392
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,583
Okay, hey. Hey, let her go.
393
00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:03,887
That's for you Moca.
394
00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:06,589
- I owe it all to you, man.
- What?
395
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:08,825
Where everyone else saw
just a guy sleeping all day
396
00:15:08,893 --> 00:15:10,593
and eating sugar smacks with his hands
397
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,228
and making mildly explosive soaps,
398
00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:14,197
- wearing dirty clothes.
- Hold on. No, no, no, no.
399
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,765
L-let's take it back to the soap.
400
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,167
You didn't see any of that.
401
00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:19,936
Instead, you saw a man at work.
402
00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:22,439
Huh.
403
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,577
What's that? Your lunch order?
404
00:15:27,611 --> 00:15:30,129
No, it's the book on Charlie telphy,
405
00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:31,848
'cause where others see a fool on a scooter
406
00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:33,616
and urinating way too close
407
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,118
and pulling a gat out on your boss
408
00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:36,853
and having an in-office fish fry,
409
00:15:36,954 --> 00:15:39,289
I see a man at work.
410
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:41,491
Have you been sucking on that fool's CPAP?
411
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,327
Look at this. Look at the numbers, hmm?
412
00:15:44,329 --> 00:15:46,729
Highest account retention in the company.
413
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,198
Calls clients at 3:00 A.M.
414
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,000
Yes, it's because he's sleeping here,
415
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,536
but the dude is rainmaking 24/7.
416
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:54,971
So, if you want your first move here
417
00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:57,674
to be getting rid of our best, go ahead.
418
00:15:57,725 --> 00:16:00,143
But it's not gonna be on me.
419
00:16:03,347 --> 00:16:05,014
Why would I fire Charlie?
420
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,216
Now, he's a hardworking brother...
421
00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:09,919
Highest damn account
retention in the company.
422
00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:11,604
Look, have you seen this?
423
00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:13,389
- Just look at his record, huh?
- Yeah, I...
424
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:14,357
- Look at that.
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:16:14,425 --> 00:16:15,792
Numbers don't lie, Dre.
426
00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:17,310
You can get the hell out of here.
427
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:32,475
Why is skid row in my house?!
428
00:16:32,477 --> 00:16:34,310
We're off the hamster wheel, man.
429
00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:36,479
No! Sha got to you, too?
430
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,381
What's the point of playing society's game
431
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,716
when it's clear you can hit
it big by sleeping all day?
432
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:42,385
There's so much jelly on your neck.
433
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,720
- Thank you.
- Oh...
434
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:48,257
Zoey, are you tan, or are you dirty?
435
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:50,359
Mark Zuckerberg never changes his hoodie.
436
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,895
- Billionaire tech artist.
- Oh, my God.
437
00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:54,297
I'd show the beautiful art of my dance,
438
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:55,798
but standing is for sheep.
439
00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:57,833
Is it now?
440
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,702
You stink.
441
00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:00,920
And you know what else?
442
00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:04,040
None of you are talented enough
443
00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,725
to be starving artists!
444
00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,093
None of you, okay?!
445
00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:08,844
And I'm your mother. I'm your biggest fan.
446
00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:10,546
And do you know how this
is gonna play out for you?
447
00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:12,398
You're gonna fall behind at school.
448
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:13,716
You're gonna get stupid.
449
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,318
You're gonna get skin infections
because you don't shower.
450
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,554
And then, when you turn 18 and
your dad and I kick you out,
451
00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:19,989
you're just gonna roam the streets.
452
00:17:20,023 --> 00:17:21,891
And you're gonna do really bad things
453
00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,393
for small amounts of
money and chicken nuggets.
454
00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:27,329
And then you're gonna die in the gutter.
455
00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:29,265
And people are just gonna step over
456
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,468
your little lifeless body
on their way to Pinkberry.
457
00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:35,421
Does that sound good? Huh?
458
00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,006
Sound good to you?
459
00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:38,908
You like the way that sounds?
460
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,843
I think I'll go do some algebra.
461
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,444
Yeah. I'm gonna... I'm
gonna hit the shower.
462
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,946
- Go hit the shower.
- Me first.
463
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,714
- My areas are disgusting.
- Me first.
464
00:17:45,782 --> 00:17:46,882
Yeah.
465
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,467
And?
466
00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:49,551
I was last to the party.
467
00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:52,388
I'm gonna give this one one more day.
468
00:17:52,422 --> 00:17:53,989
Wha...
469
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,324
Give me the carton, little girl.
470
00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:57,493
- I'll kill it for the family.
- No, no. No, no.
471
00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:59,795
I would describe him
as a handsome Caucasian,
472
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,431
very rich, uh, with incredibly soft skin...
473
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,416
One could say supple.
474
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,870
Oh, hey, they found Philip's
gold Bulova on his houseboat.
475
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,388
- Mm-hmm?
- I'm having them dredge the marina.
476
00:18:09,472 --> 00:18:10,806
Daphne is not getting away with this.
477
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,141
Okay.
478
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:15,644
Hey, hey, hey. Stop, all right?
479
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:18,180
Your main man has saved your job.
480
00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:20,332
Oh, thanks, but I got a new job.
481
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,850
What?
482
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:24,553
Well, once you told me
that I might be in trouble
483
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:27,039
had me realize that I'm
really not valued here.
484
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,690
- No...
- Have you seen my numbers?
485
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:31,627
Yeah. Highest account retention
in the [Bleep] company.
486
00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,862
I do my work.
487
00:18:33,897 --> 00:18:36,465
Wow, so then you're leaving?
488
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,866
I mean, you know, yeah.
489
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,968
Less work, more pay, and a bocce court.
490
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,436
Finally get to unleash
491
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:44,356
my inner elderly-Italian
gentleman-of-leisure.
492
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,375
Man.
493
00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:48,143
Congrats, Charlie.
494
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,946
Anyway
495
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,248
Thanks for everything, big D.
496
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,651
You always had my back,
and I won't forget you.
497
00:18:58,755 --> 00:19:02,090
And if you ever need a place to land,
498
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,075
you hit me up.
499
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,761
'Cause we watch out for our own, right?
500
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:09,030
Damn right.
501
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,749
That's what we do.
502
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:13,618
Yeah.
503
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,270
Smile, man.
504
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:20,008
I'm gonna check on you from time to time.
505
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,978
Yeah.
506
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,363
Okay.
507
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,816
Oh, and, uh...
508
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,319
If you need 30 pounds
of unrefrigerated lamb,
509
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,754
check the copy room.
510
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:34,239
- You know what I'm talking about?
- Yeah.
511
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:35,407
You know what I'm talking about.
512
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:37,325
Yeah, I know what you're
talking about, man.
513
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,493
All right.
514
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,078
Peace.
515
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:18,822
How could you do this to me, Philip?
516
00:20:18,824 --> 00:20:20,457
Oh, I hate you.
517
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:21,825
No, I don't. No, I don't.
518
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,377
I love you. I love you so much.
519
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,996
I didn't mean that.
520
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:30,250
Poor a little out for our homey?
521
00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:34,255
Hey, guys, I just...
522
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:35,422
Aah!
523
00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:39,843
Charlie would've loved that.
524
00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:40,960
Yeah.
525
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,069
Damn you, Daphne.
526
00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,129
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