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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING) Tell me, Doctor,
where are we going this time?
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Is this the '50s
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Or 1999?
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All I wanted to do
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Was play my guitar and sing
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So take me away I don't mind
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But you better promise
me I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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Greetings, friends! Dr.
Emmett L, Brown here,
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deep in the tropical rain forest.
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I'm here researching the
depletion of these trees.
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If you haven't heard,
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many of them are being cut
down to make room for farms!
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(THUDDING) LOGGER: Timber!
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(MONKEY SCREECHING)
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Besides this banana plant,
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there are numerous
species that could be lost,
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most of which are valuable
to our environment.
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(SPLAT)
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My son Jules once developed a tree
of a very different type of value.
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As I recall,
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it all began one day as he
was walking home from school...
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Move it or lose it!
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Whoa!
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Halt, you hooligans!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Hey, you should be more careful.
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Yeah, Jules, I coulda dented my bike!
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Brother, your reckless
disregard for pedestrians
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has destroyed my hovercase.
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Good thing you don't got any friends,
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we might've hit somebody
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and done some major damage.
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Hey, Verne, Jackson's
havin' a swim party,
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and we're invited!
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Mega-cool!
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A heated pool!
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Come on, Jule.
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Yay!
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(SPLASHING WATER)
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(SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT)
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Might I join in the frivolity?
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Whoa!
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Check with Jackson,
it's his swimming pool.
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No brainiacs allowed!
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Besides, Brown...
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You're already all wet!
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(LAUGHING)
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Bummer.
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You mean about your brother?
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Nah. My snorkel's got a hole in it.
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Three seconds left,
and the game is tied.
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McFly throws up a prayer from 40 feet.
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It takes a lucky bounce,
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and lands in the pot!
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Uh... Uh, basket!
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Martin, watch it!
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My multi-motif-leaf
tree is very sensitive.
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Your what?
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As a pathetic substitute
for the fun a boy my age
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should be experiencing,
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I genetically created a tree
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with striped and polka dot leaves.
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Uh, what, no pink hearts,
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yellow moons, and green clovers?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Whoa! Called my bluff!
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Uh, but how come no friends?
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Martin...
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Intelligent children
are always outcasts.
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Well, I never had that problem.
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That is, I... I mean...
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Ow! What do I mean?
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(MACHINES WHIRRING)
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Hey, Pop, my allowance needs a boost.
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I gotta buy a new snorkel.
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My advice to you, Verne, is to seek
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post-educational employment.
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Currency does not germinate on tall,
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woodland plants, you know.
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(CRASHING)
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You mean, I can have the dough?
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Negative. I mean, money
does not grow on trees.
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That's no stinkin'
fair for us lazy people.
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Oucha-ma-goucha!
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Outta my way, skunkhead.
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Move your tree, sap!
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Verne!
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It took weeks to cultivate leaves
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that look like cheap upholstery.
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Too bad you can't make leaves
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that look like money.
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Hmm...
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TEACHER: For our
next show-and-tell,
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we'll hear from Jules Brown...
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But I'll be surprised if he can top
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his toothbrush powered by atomic energy.
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JACKSON: Hey, Brown, whatcha got there,
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your dirty laundry?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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TEACHER: Duck and cover!
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(YELLING)
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(THUDDING)
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Hey, Brown...
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Have a nice trip around the world?
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Maybe you should've made
it in the fall. Ha-ha!
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I shall continue
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if you have completed
your mindless heckling.
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ALL: (SARCASTICALLY) Ooh!
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Class, I proudly present
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the Jules Brown Money Tree!
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Oh, Jules Brown, you've always
been my favorite student.
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And come harvest time,
don't forget the P.T.A.
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is holding a fundraiser to
build a new teachers' lounge.
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(BELL RINGS)
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(CHILDREN HOLLER EXCITEDLY)
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(CRASHING AND CLATTERING)
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Class dismissed.
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Hey, Brown, I'm havin'
another pool party.
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You want to come?
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Why, yes. That sounds fun.
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Since you're rich,
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you can bring the refreshments.
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(SHOUTS) No turkey dogs!
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And as long as you're there,
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you can swim, too.
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I always liked you, Jules.
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Is that why you constantly
pelt me with spitballs?
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Of course, silly.
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How else could I get your attention?
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Buzz off, Franny!
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He's my wealthy friend.
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I saw him first.
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Did not!
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I was bugging him long before
you, Neanderthal Noodle.
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(KIDS CLAMORING)
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Hey, what's goin' on?
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Didn't you hear?
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Some nerd's got a money tree.
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Children, children. No shoving!
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There's plenty of Jules to go around.
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(KIDS YELLING)
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Hey, bro, what gives?
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Not now, insipid sibling.
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I am busy being popular.
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Argh!
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And the money tree was my stinkin' idea!
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(DOC READING)
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And now... Back To The Future!
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(PANTING)
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(HUFFING)
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How about here?
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Uh, too much shade.
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(PUFFING)
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How about here?
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Too much sun.
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(SLURPING)
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How about here?
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JULES: Now, now, brother.
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Your envy is showing.
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No way!
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Mom fixed the hole in my pants.
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(GASPING)
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My geraniums! Wha...
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DOC: My self-watering
onion-potato patch!
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The onions make the
potatoes' eyes water.
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Jules, your money tree is
becoming quite a nuisance.
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His money tree?
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It was my idea!
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Very well.
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As restitution, I shall
give you enough money
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to have that gap in your teeth repaired.
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Save some so you can
get your nose fixed!
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(SHOUTING)
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Boys, boys...
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Let's not let the
money tree uproot our...
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Whoa!
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...family tree.
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(TRAIN ENGINE HOOTING)
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Anybody who bought me
Monster Train Smash-Up
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would be my friend for life.
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How subtle.
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(TRAIN ENGINE HOOTING)
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I wonder if it comes
with this fake blood.
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BOB: Hey, you freeloaders!
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We didn't break nothin'!
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(TRAIN ENGINE HOOTING)
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BOB: Well, stoke my boiler!
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You're the genius with the money tree.
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I've heard all about it
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from my favorite
little engineer, Franny.
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Yes, your daughter's delightful,
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if you don't mind the
occasional spit wad
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to the back of the neck.
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I'm punchin' your ticket
for first-class credit.
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Buy now, pay later...
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When the bills bloom.
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Hey, Jules, Monster
Train Smash-Up is on sale!
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What do ya say?
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Certainly.
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Buy this one! Can I have this? Please?
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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What say we all repair to my house
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and play with our new toys?
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Nah, let's go to
Jackson's, he's got a pool.
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ALL: Yay!
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Making friends is going to be
more expensive than I thought.
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JULES: Franny, I can assure you that
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my pool party will be
better than Jackson's.
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We can have fun diving
in a real submarine.
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(CLANKING)
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Jules, we don't have a swimming pool.
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We do now. (GASPS)
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CLARA: Jules Brown, how do
you expect to pay for this?
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JULES: I am an honored member
of the "buy now, pay later" plan.
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(DOC HUMMING)
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Oucha-ma-goucha!
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That's the first time a
submarine sandwich ever bit back!
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Emmett, don't you think the money
tree is going to Jules' head?
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No, but his latest bathtub
toy is going to mine.
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Besides, Jules has always been
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a level-headed,
well-adjusted youth.
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JULES: Fools! Simpletons! Stooges!
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I told you that this must
be the largest pool in town!
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Tear down the neighbors'
house if necessary!
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Who does he think he is, Richie Rich?
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Of course, people do change.
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MARTY: Hey, Doc...
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What? Ooh!
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Who invited Captain Nemo for lunch?
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Cool submarine!
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Is it nuclear?
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This construction is much too noisy.
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Let us all go on a shopping spree.
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Perhaps we should go along,
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just to keep this nonsensical
spending under control.
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Now, this is big-screen TV!
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And to go with it, seven VCR's.
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Why seven?
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One for each day of the
week. (CRASHES) Whoa!
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I suppose there are a few
educational programs worth taping.
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CLARA: Emmett!
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Let's not get carried away.
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And Mother, I thought
these exquisite diamonds
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would go nicely with your eyes.
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(SIGHS) Well...
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Quality jewelry is always
a practical investment.
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We're at the home of
Dr. Emmett L. Brown,
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local scientist and all-around kook...
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And it turns out his son Jules
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has turned out to be a
chip off the old blockhead,
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as it turns out... (YAWING)
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Mommy... (GROANS) Dr.
Emmett L. Brown,
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a local scientist... (EXCLAIMS)
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Hey, don't touch that
round part that spins!
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But Channel 92's showing'
an old cartoon festival,
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and they're leavin' in
all the violent parts.
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Jules, how does it feel to have invented
the world's first and only money tree?
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Money tree?
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JULES: I feel humble, yet proud.
266
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,402
I understand, you had no friends
267
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,310
just a short couple of weeks ago.
268
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,848
That's true, Tammy.
269
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,440
But now I am more popular
270
00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,783
than those juvenile martial arts
mutations on the half-shell.
271
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,814
Very interesting.
272
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,989
Yeah, I didn't now Brown had
a crush on Franny Phillips.
273
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,122
No, I mean that little
dope's got a money tree.
274
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:15,300
Gee, I wonder if anybody
else knows about this.
275
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,100
Martin, I've decided my
money tree needs protection.
276
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,503
Yeah? From what, aphids?
277
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,839
To insure the tree won't be stolen,
278
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,072
I'm offering you ten leaves an hour.
279
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,003
Of course, I won't be able to pay you
280
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,208
until the money ripens,
281
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,208
which should be sometime
tomorrow morning.
282
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,517
Now, allow me to demonstrate
my security system.
283
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,915
Play act that you are, let's say, Verne,
284
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,517
attempting to pilfer the plant.
285
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,495
Ah, no sweat. (CHUCKLES)
286
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,464
(ALARM RINGS) What!
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
287
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:46,856
(CRASHING) Ooh!
288
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,232
No sweat, but plenty of pain.
289
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,170
Will you accept my proposal?
290
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,039
I'll guard the tree, but
I'm not gonna marry you.
291
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,872
CLARA: Jules, telephone!
292
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,841
He'll be here in two shakes
of a money tree. Oh...
293
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,347
I mean a stick!
294
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,317
Oh, we're just all so excited!
295
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:06,908
Who is it, Mother?
296
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,046
WOMAN: (ON TV) I'm
with U.S.A. Hooray,
297
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,752
and we wish to print your
rags-to-riches story in our paper.
298
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:18,827
They weren't really rags so
much as middle-class togs.
299
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,430
Say, Mr. Brown...
300
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,162
Oh, you are a cute one!
301
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,795
You know, I have a niece in
Orlando just about your age.
302
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,305
Well, you'd like her.
She has that sort of,
303
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,739
je ne sais quoi, you know.
She's a pretty little thing.
304
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,611
NEWSBOY: Brown turns
greenback tree into gold!
305
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,306
Makes new friends,
306
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,472
including me!
307
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:38,810
Ms. Johnson, send Smith and
Jones in here, on the double.
308
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,483
Sorry for the delay, but
we stopped for a cream soda.
309
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,989
And crullers.
310
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,821
Have you seen today's paper?
311
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,424
Yeah. That Garfield cracks me up.
312
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,723
Every time.
313
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,264
I mean, the headlines.
314
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,596
This Brown kid could be the kingpin
315
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,658
of an international
counterfeiting racket.
316
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,434
(SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
317
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,734
(SNORING)
318
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,441
(ROOSTER CROWING)
319
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,970
CLARA: Rise and shine,
my little millionaire!
320
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,744
It's harvest time!
321
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:14,151
Another day, another $10,000.
322
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,416
Ah, the moment has arrived.
323
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,049
Now to reap the fruits of my labor.
324
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,683
(SCREAMS)
325
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,361
What's the big deal?
326
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,660
You never seen me in my jammies before?
327
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,231
Brother, I can't believe
you would stoop so low
328
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,067
as to pilfer my money tree!
329
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:36,166
Hey, just because I'm standing
here next to this big hole,
330
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,635
with a shovel...
331
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,103
(CHUCKLES)
332
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,510
Looks bad, doesn't it?
333
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,472
Mother! Father! Verne
stole my money tree!
334
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,876
Goodness gracious!
335
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,716
Galloping Galileo!
336
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,421
Hey, I heard some noise,
337
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,686
I checked it out, and
there was the tree...
338
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,783
Gone!
339
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,658
You liar! You crook!
340
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,923
You thief!
341
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,157
You punks!
342
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,462
Hold it down. I'm tryin' to sleep here.
343
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,226
You loaf! You bum! You heel!
344
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,560
(CRASHES)
345
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,832
DOC: What'll we do?
346
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,166
We have got to find
that tree! (SNIFFING)
347
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,540
Hey, who better to
find a tree than a dog?
348
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,546
Here, boy, hey, follow that scent.
349
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,644
Uh, I... I mean, dollar!
350
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,943
(SNIFFING)
351
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,040
Woof!
352
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,416
He wants us to deploy the DeLorean!
353
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,817
So long, mega-money grubbers.
354
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,527
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
355
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:30,856
MARTY: Step on it, Doc!
356
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,558
We got a tree to catch!
357
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,688
(CAR ROARING)
358
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,535
Einie, utilize the E.L.B.
359
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,537
Super-Sniffa-Snout
4,000!
360
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,973
(SNIFFING)
361
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,605
(BARKS)
362
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,646
DOC: Straight on till Morning Avenue.
363
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,814
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
364
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,684
Oh, Emmett, that nice Officer Phelps
365
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,747
is trying to get our attention.
366
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,589
Floor it, baby!
367
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,427
Ordinarily, I would never be a scofflaw.
368
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,356
But this is an emergency!
369
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,863
(BARKS)
370
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,734
MARTY: It's Biff Tanneries tow truck!
371
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,069
CLARA: And there's our tree.
372
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,004
Zounds! It appears to be stuck!
373
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,202
What the...
374
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,338
BIFF: I'll fix his little wet goose!
375
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,845
I gotcha, skunkhead.
376
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,247
Brother, I thought
you were angry with me.
377
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,486
Yeah, but if you weren't around,
378
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,082
who would I call skunkhead?
379
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,424
Well, looky here.
380
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,761
Low bridge, dead ahead!
381
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,689
(BOTH SCREAM)
382
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,963
Jules, let go!
383
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,337
(SCREAMING)
384
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,601
Oh, boys, I'm so glad you're safe!
385
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:56,181
I can't believe we let you
risk your lives just for money.
386
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,683
DOC: Well put, Clara.
387
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,576
I'm afraid this has all been my fault.
388
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,054
I let myself get carried away by greed.
389
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,888
DOC: Now to turn myself in
for exceeding the speed limit
390
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,518
and resisting arrest.
391
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,526
Let's just hope Officer Phelps
goes easy on first-time offenders.
392
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,627
Let's just hope he doesn't remember
393
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,692
I T.P.'d his yard last summer.
394
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,534
Well, sir, here's the keys
395
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,406
to your brand new,
custom-built, extra deluxe,
396
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,968
Super-Wina-Lumbago.
397
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,440
What a dump!
398
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,539
It's only got two TV's.
399
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,015
SMITH: (OVER MIC) Federal agents!
400
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,915
Throw down your hands
and put up the tree...
401
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,476
Uh, uh, you know, what I mean.
402
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,751
Time to make like a tree,
403
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,084
and split.
404
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,190
Huh?
405
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,726
What, what?
406
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,328
What's happenin' to my money?
407
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,531
It's like we say,
408
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,973
cheaters never prosper...
Crime does not pay.
409
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,635
Huh? Oh, yeah... Crime does not pay.
410
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,110
Crime does not pay. Right.
411
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,574
But you will, Tannen.
412
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,582
This van was special ordered!
413
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,547
We get to keep it!
414
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,086
Two TV's!
415
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,310
Ya-hoo!
416
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,123
(KIDS SHOUTING)
417
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,058
(WATER SPLASHING)
418
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,395
JACKSON: Hey, Verne, Franny, come on in!
419
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,435
Not you, Brainiac.
420
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,566
I had to return that train set!
421
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,234
(WATER SPLASHES)
422
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,944
Hey, Jackson...
423
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,809
Buzz off and dry up!
424
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,906
Franny, I would understand
425
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,076
if you wished to join in the frivolity.
426
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,176
No way! That Jackson's a creep.
427
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,178
I don't care if you're broke,
428
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,415
you're a good guy.
429
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,223
And kinda cute.
430
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,287
Gag me with a snorkel!
431
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,829
Let's go over to my dad's toy store.
432
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,262
He's got the new
Monster Train Smash-Up.
433
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,799
Fake blood included!
434
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,429
Cool!
435
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,902
Brother, she only invited me.
436
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,600
Hey, Jackson...
437
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,835
I was just kiddin' about
438
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:05,275
that whole "buzz off and dry up" thing.
439
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,580
(YELLING)
440
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,485
As a true scientist,
441
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,989
I realize money can't
possibly grow on trees.
442
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,959
However, I did ask Jules
to cultivate another, and...
443
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,889
Voila!
444
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,865
Hopefully, my homemade
chlorophyll and enzyme booster
445
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,402
will prolong leaf life.
446
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,199
(SNEEZES AND COUGHS)
447
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,407
Seems I may be slightly
allergic to payola pollen.
448
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,306
(COUGHING)
449
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:42,872
You see, at the incredible rate
things grow here in the rain forest,
450
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,348
this new money tree
451
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:48,445
can make Clara and my
golden years 24 karat...
452
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,784
(SNEEZES)
453
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,555
Then again, maybe not.
454
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,757
Of course, money does not grow on trees,
455
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,095
unless you can convince someone
456
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,897
to take leaves for currency.
457
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:07,801
But fruit grows on trees, as
well as nuts, dates, and flowers.
458
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,569
You can start growing your own tree
459
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,770
right inside your very own home.
460
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,706
Access Video Encyclopedia
Section T, for tree.
461
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,884
AUTOMATED VOICE: Section
T, Entry, Tree.
462
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,082
DOC: Let's review our inventory.
463
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,290
You'll need a piece of
fruit with a large pit.
464
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,488
An avocado works quite well.
465
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,054
Also some toothpicks,
466
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:36,159
and a glass jar filled almost
to the top with good old H20.
467
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,567
Water.
468
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,367
First, you'll need to remove
the pit from the fruit.
469
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,533
Remember, if you're too
young to use a knife,
470
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,668
be sure to get
assistance from an adult.
471
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,477
Insert three or four
toothpicks into the pit.
472
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,038
You can also use nails.
473
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,382
Now, rest the pit on
the rim of the jar.
474
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:56,081
Remember, one of the first
rules of horticulture
475
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:59,057
is that in order for a
seed to germinate, or grow,
476
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,492
it must be wet.
477
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,496
This is the beginning
of your tree.
478
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:08,657
After a few days, you'll see that
the pit has sprouted root tendrils.
479
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,966
The question is, without
any soil, how can this be?
480
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,601
Plants need four things to grow,
481
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:19,509
sunlight, carbon-dioxide,
water, and soil minerals.
482
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,082
The avocado pit, like all seeds,
483
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,913
contains not only
an embryonic plant,
484
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,885
but also stored food.
485
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,117
In addition, the pit draws
upon the minerals in the water,
486
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:35,457
and when combined with carbon
dioxide, actually creates sugar.
487
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,364
After two weeks, there's
no stopping your tree.
488
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,900
That is, unless it
runs out of minerals,
489
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,869
or in non-scientific
terms, food.
490
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:48,066
Hence, it's time to
do some transplanting.
491
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,541
Cut the bottom off a
clear liter soda bottle.
492
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,045
This will serve as your pot.
493
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,049
Add some soil, place
the pit in the center,
494
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,609
and then carefully place
more soil all around.
495
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,654
It's as easy as that.
496
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,682
In a few years, you'll have
your very own avocado tree,
497
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:10,355
and you'll be able to enjoy an
endless supply of guacamole.
498
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,020
Ole!
499
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,963
Ah, one more info-bit!
500
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,969
If you happen to live
here in the rain forest,
501
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,562
don't forget about that
accelerated growth rate.
502
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:22,931
Ah!
503
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,132
(CRASHES)
504
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,540
I should have known better
505
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,843
than to toss that banana peel there.
506
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,850
See you in the future.