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Oh, there's the happy new couple.

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How are things in paradise?

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Question. Have you ever noticed how
Danny is a little bitch?

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This morning we were in a coffee shop.

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The guy spilled coffee all over me.

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He did not apologize.
Yeah, I might have said

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"only guys with small penises
drink peppermint lattes"

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But still... what do you think
Tommy Tugnutts over here did?

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He did nothing except watch the
recent Conan appearance on his phone.

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It was hilarious, go check it out yourself.

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Oh, what's this? You
dropped something here.

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Oh! It was a tiny detail you left out.

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Oh, yeah, it's says the guy that

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you insulted was a giant
that came down on a bean stalk

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because he wanted a
miniature cup of human coffee.

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Danny, you've got to protect your lady.

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That's the first thing they teach
you freshman year at man college.

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Man college. You know what?
I was actually a professor there.

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I don't remember seeing you.

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You might have missed my class...
"Why chins are important"

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So this man college...

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What do the dorm rooms look like?

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Ha ha, Jokey-pants.

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But at least I know...

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Shut up and look at me.

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At least I know how to step up for my
Candy Cane when someone pushes her.

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Tell them about yesterday.

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I was standing in line for ice cream,
somebody cut in front of me..

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- And next thing you know...
- And I was like "Hey! Hey!"

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You get your ugly ass
to the back of the line.

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Except the kid wasn't cutting,
he was just joining his mom in line..

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Babe, I'm sorry, is this my story or yours?

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I'm sorry, babe. Go ahead and tell
them what the mom did to you.

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Well, she stuffed me in a
trash can, but I made my point.

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See, this is what I need.

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- This is what... I need
- What?

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I need a guy who is going
to stand up for me.

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I mean, obviously not some idiot who gets

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jammed in a trash can by a
soccer mom and says stupid

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things like jokey pants, but
I need someone who's going to

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Stand up for me because
I like to mouth off.

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Yeah, that's not news, Anderson Cooper.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Shelley, great sweater.
Is that Black Santa?

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I believe you mean Real Santa.

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Anyway, I got you guys some presents.

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- Oh, sweet. You got us Christmas sweaters?
- Mmm-hmm

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Oh, mine's Jewish. Dope.

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This will go nice with
my circumcised penis.

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Hey, look mine has a picture of me on it.

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Danny, that's Jesus Christ the son of God.

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You're a 34-year-old man with a roommate.

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That's an honest mistake. Everyone
always says that we look alike

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whenever I get frisked at the airport.

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I thought these would help us
get into the holiday spirit.

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I mean this bar isn't even decorated.

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Well I'm closing the bar for a few days
because we're all going out of town

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Yeah, I thought you were going with
your mom's church group to Disney-world.

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Oh he was going to go to
Disney-world but he changed his

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mind because he discovered
they charge $12 for churros.

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If I get stoned I'm going
to lose all my money.

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Anyway, I thought before you
left on Christmas Eve, maybe we

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could have a party upstairs in my room.

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You know, it could be fun. It would be
nice to spend it all together

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- because you guys are kind of my family.
- Oh, Shelley, of course, we'll be there.

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I will definitely be there.

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I have a long history of doing anything
handsome black men ask me to.

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This is exciting!

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- We could go caroling.
- Oh yes!

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We could do that song we were
working on. Remember that sweet jam?

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- One, two, three...
- ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪

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♪ my true love gave to me ♪

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, I hate being white now.

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You know what? Besides, if anyone is going
to be doing the singing, it's me.

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Remember this gospel choir that you had
here a week ago that sang Hallelujah?

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They said and look, this
is their words not mine...

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They said God said I was
more talented than you.

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God also made John Travolta's hairpiece
so sometimes he gets things wrong.

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But besides it will be a
cold day in hell when

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someone thinks you're a
better singer than me.

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Well, then it's a good that
we all have cool, nifty new

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sweaters because it's about
to get chilly in here.

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Choir!

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♪ Hallelujah ♪

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♪ Hallelujah Hallelujah ♪♪

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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So did you two actually make out last week?

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Oh! Whatever, it wasn't a big deal.
You know how emotional I am.

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I even get choked up when you say when
you say the name of that Adele song

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Hello.

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Please don't...

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Tell him Bursk, it wasn't a big deal.

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Look, it was just one of those
moments between good friends.

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It's not going to go anywhere and
it didn't mean anything.

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And this definitely wasn't a prepared
statement that I was asked to memorize.

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Justin, I'm so pissed at you.

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Anyone want to guess why I'm
carrying a box full of puppies?

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The reason is unimportant.

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But I'm going to lie down and you're going
to pour those puppies on top of me.

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Apparently those are Mo's children.

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Huh, which, you know, I think
would be impossible,

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because I always keep him on the
leash unless I'm in the dog park.

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Take it from a girl
with a 4-year-old,

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you can get pregnant
at the dog park.

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That's really gross, the whole thing.

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Anyway, I think back, nine weeks ago,
what was happening?

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Oh, yeah, that's right, Justin
was watching Mo for the weekend.

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And now I have grand-puppies.

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Hey, what's brown and sticky? This!

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I thought you were going to
say the dog's poopy.

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Yeah.

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Mo is my family.
How would you like it if I

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took your mom out and I got her pregnant?

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You know, I would really love that
actually because I'm really very

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lonely and I would love
to have a sibling, okay?

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Still, I remember watching Mo.
I didn't leave him out of my sight.

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Except for that one hour
I let Danny watch him.

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What? No, no, no. All I did
was exactly what you told me.

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I fed him, let him out to do his

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business and now I realize do his business
doesn't mean have sex. I'm sorry.

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Well, Vince, the baby mama of Mo, his
owner said I'm financially responsible.

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You don't have to give Vince anything, all
right? Who's even saying that they know

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for sure that Mo is the real father.

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That would be me.

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Yeah man, I agree with Vince.

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On to the next investigation.

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Is the next investigation the "Curious
Case of Danny's Missing Balls"?

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Whatever. You got pregnant at a dog park.

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Guys, I cannot believe it's Christmas Eve.

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It still feels to me like it's
exactly December 11th.

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Vince said I need to pay
$1,200 in puppy support.

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How am I supposed to afford that?

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Oh, I have an idea. How does
Justin feel about sharing you?

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You're the scariest woman I've ever met.

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Look, we have plans to help Candace.

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Does it include terrifying
children at the mall?

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Why are you wearing the costumes?

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Oh no, okay, the three of us are in
costume, but Justin isn't.

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This is the time of year that he
returns to his natural form and

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flies north to make toys for kids.

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No, I am not an elf!
Elves aren't even real.

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That's exactly what a real elf
would tell us to throw us off.

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Now you go make me an X-Box.

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Now listen guys, this is what's
going to happen okay?

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We're going to go to Vince's
house as carolers.

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We're going to start caroling alright?
And we're going to sing...

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Especially Justin and I are going
to be the main singers. Okay?

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Just admit you can't sing.

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Oh really? Okay, fine then, but Brett can,

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and I'm amazing at lip
syncing to watch this.

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♪ Fall on your knees and ♪
♪ hear the angels voices ♪

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♪ oh night divine ♪
♪ oh night ♪

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♪ When Christ was born ♪

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So that's obviously going to work okay?

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When we're busy distracting
Vince, Burski is

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going to sneak in okay? He's going to
sneak in crafty.

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He's going to grab one
of the dogs and then

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he's going to test the
dog's DNA and then

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what's going to happen is that we're

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going to find out if
Mo's the real father.

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It's the perfect plan, dude. Yes!

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I think maybe I could
have a good luck kiss.

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I mean, you might as well. Everyone
kind of wants us to be a couple.

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Everyone is even calling us "Lursky".

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- What people?
- My parents.

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And I have no one. Yay!

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Well, I'm going to go and get
ready for my Christmas party.

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Are you going to bring your son?

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Oh no, he spends Christmas
Eve with his dad.

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So, I spend Christmas Eve
drinking and crying.

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No way, me too!

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You know, guys, I feel
like this silly plan could

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actually work if Vince and
his gang like caroling.

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- Like, like Vince's gang of friends?
- Haha, no his prison gang.

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He runs a halfway house for
guys who just got out of jail.

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Hahahahaha!

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What, I think it could work.

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- [Screaming]
- Justin: How do you wear these elf shoes?

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- Go, go!
- No, Danny! What are you doing?

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Hey, you know what... save yourselves.
Tell Charlotte I was brave!

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Hey, guys. You want to see how we
do things in the North Pole? Ha!

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Ha! Oh no! They're using
my head as a battering ram!

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So yeah. doesn't he look
like an elf, though?

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- Justin, hey, do your elf voice.
- I'm not doing an elf voice.

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- Do it!
- Gosh, golly.

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In the North Pole we're
going to have cake later.

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Turns out Vince and his
gang are pretty cool.

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Hahahahah!

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- Hey.
- Hahaha! Oh, my goodness.

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I am so glad that you are
defending your friends.

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It kind of makes me want to start a
street fight so you'll protect me.

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I'm getting turned on just
thinking about it.

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She's so scary.

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I know. I love it.

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Vince, did you bring the mama dog?

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Oh, my god. She must have
had a nice personality, eh mate?

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Turns out Mo likes Dem ugly bitches.

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Okay, everybody stop goofing around.

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Now, here in my hands, I've got
a do it yourself dog paternity test.

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This is something you
should be proud of.

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I think you should announce
it like Maury Povitch.

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Okay, what we have here is a

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classic tale of doggy trouble.

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Now, Vince says that this
beautiful dog here was knocked

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up by Mo and that these
six puppies are Mo's.

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But Candace believes that Mo would never,
ever, ever be around a tramp like this.

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- [Biker yells indistinctly]
- I said it, I said it! I raised him right!

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That's enough. That's enough.

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Now, here are the results in the case of
Mo and the bastard puppies.

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Mo, Mo.

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Mo. You are not the father!

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You know what? Okay.
Guys, guys, guys... Come on.

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It's Christmas. Vince, we
will help you find a home

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We'll go to the local shelter and
give these puppies a home.

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That'd be really nice.
Thanks.

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Hey, ride or die.

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- Ride or die, brother.
- Aztecs forever, dude.

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See you Rooster. Big Tiny, Raw Dog,
Benji, Cop-Killer,

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Mom Dropper, Dad Lever, Glenn.

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All right, so we wrapped that up just
in time to get the hell out of here.

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I'm on the way to the
airport, who wants a ride?

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Happy holidays, everyone.

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You know, I love how things work
out perfectly on Christmas.

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Well, it looks like it's just you and me.

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Hey, man. So I just realized we all
just forgot your Christmas party.

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Oh, it's okay. It's not like I'm spending
Christmas Eve alone in a storage

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room above a dark bar.

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Yeah, that's fair. Look, everyone's
already taken off but I've

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got a couple of hours to kill so
can I at least buy you a beer?

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Yeah.

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- Merry Christmas!
- You all came!

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I don't have to damn
you all to hell anymore.

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We all changed our plans.

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My Christmas wish came true.

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I just want everyone to be happy.

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That reminds me though, I want
to hear everyone's Christmas wish.

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My wish is that someone would
stop pretending like that kiss

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didn't mean something when it
so clearly did mean something.

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Okay, so I wish that you would
understand sometimes a

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woman needs time to process something.
Especially around the holiday

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where she's overwhelmed about her job,
her mom, her dad, her rent,

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her workout schedule, Adele.
Brett, refill!

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So yeah, you know, maybe that

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something did mean something
to somebody but that somebody

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doesn't know what that is yet.

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All right.

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Well, after that debacle, I
definitely don't want to hear

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any more Christmas wishes.
And that's my Christmas wish,

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Huh? Ow, ow, all right.

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Look, I know I always joke around, but if
I'm going to be honest with you guys.

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This has been the time of my life
hanging out with you and, I love you.

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Yep, I'm with Danny.

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Sometimes it's really hard being
so far away from home, but I

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never thought I would have a job where I
get to hang out with my friends every day.

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I hear you brother. I mean summer,
fall, winter, spring,

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I just hope we get to do
this for a few more seasons.

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But I will have to say 20 years from
now when I'm fat, bald and divorced,

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I'm going to look back and
realize it was the time of my life.

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What about you, Shel?

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I'm glad you asked.
You know, it just seems

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like the world is in a dark
place lately, you know?

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Everywhere you look,
people are kind of scared.

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So I think I have three Christmas wishes.

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The first is just to hold
on to hope, no matter what.

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The second will be just
more love in this world.

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And the third would be for that
Star Wars movie not to suck.

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You guys are the best,
I love you guys. Come here.

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Oh, my god, you guys are such bitches.

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