1 00:00:00,236 --> 00:00:02,441 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:03,035 --> 00:00:05,554 Victor made himself perfectly clear. 3 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:07,666 Whenever I've truly wanted something, 4 00:00:07,853 --> 00:00:08,902 I've always gotten it. 5 00:00:09,073 --> 00:00:10,497 Bree needed to get away. 6 00:00:10,685 --> 00:00:12,242 We're finally taking our honeymoon. 7 00:00:12,523 --> 00:00:14,964 Susan couldn't wait to pop the question. 8 00:00:15,190 --> 00:00:16,411 Will you marry me? 9 00:00:17,013 --> 00:00:18,937 Lynette received shocking news. 10 00:00:19,109 --> 00:00:20,987 You can see this... It could be lymphoma. 11 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,045 Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 12 00:00:24,131 --> 00:00:25,461 Because I'm not in love with you. 13 00:00:25,555 --> 00:00:26,556 And Edie... 14 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,065 What if we tried to have a baby? 15 00:00:28,197 --> 00:00:30,528 engaged in a dangerous deception. 16 00:00:35,558 --> 00:00:38,718 When Gabrielle Solis agreed to marry Victor Lang, 17 00:00:39,031 --> 00:00:42,520 she was determined to have a very traditional wedding. 18 00:00:43,901 --> 00:00:48,110 She was even more determined to be a very traditional bride. 19 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:49,721 To that end, 20 00:00:49,987 --> 00:00:52,576 the handkerchief in her cleavage was borrowed, 21 00:00:53,061 --> 00:00:55,064 the garter on her leg was blue, 22 00:00:55,642 --> 00:00:58,114 and the diamonds on her ears were old. 23 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:00,695 But sadly for Gabrielle, 24 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,964 something was missing, 25 00:01:03,871 --> 00:01:07,707 and she was about to throw a traditional fit. 26 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:11,841 It is after 3:00! Where the hell is Bree with my "something new"?! 27 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,901 I know her plane landed on time. She'll probably be here any second. 28 00:01:15,262 --> 00:01:18,045 God, I should have my head examined for even agreeing to this. 29 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:20,791 Who the hell cares about swiss jewelry anyway? 30 00:01:21,159 --> 00:01:24,804 Gaby, Bree went out of her way to buy you that bracelet. 31 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:27,229 And, of course, it's the hottest day of the year. 32 00:01:27,518 --> 00:01:29,740 All the guests are out there sweating like pigs. 33 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,118 God, at this rate, my reception's gonna look like 34 00:01:32,165 --> 00:01:33,772 the finish line of the Boston marathon. 35 00:01:33,831 --> 00:01:37,257 If you're that freaked out, just get married without the bracelet. 36 00:01:37,414 --> 00:01:38,665 Are you out of your mind?! 37 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,824 I can't get married without my "something new." 38 00:01:41,027 --> 00:01:42,090 I have an idea. 39 00:01:42,278 --> 00:01:44,953 I just got a lipstick yesterday. 40 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:47,378 You could wear that. 41 00:01:48,903 --> 00:01:51,641 I just paid a makeup artist 500 bucks to do my face. 44 00:01:55,818 --> 00:01:58,407 Okay, it's your big day, so I'm gonna let that slide. 45 00:01:58,865 --> 00:02:01,587 God, it is 10 after, and Bree is never late! 46 00:02:01,853 --> 00:02:03,293 Where can she be? 47 00:02:05,945 --> 00:02:07,149 All right, that's it. 48 00:02:07,447 --> 00:02:10,474 After I finish "tszujing" my hair, tell the preacher it's showtime. 49 00:02:11,162 --> 00:02:14,327 I can't believe my wedding's already ruined, and it hasn't even started. 50 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:21,278 Hey, I'm starting to get worried about Bree. 51 00:02:21,623 --> 00:02:22,702 Maybe we should call. 52 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:24,877 I'm calling her cell. 53 00:02:28,245 --> 00:02:29,262 It's ringing. 54 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,397 Hello, ladies. 55 00:02:39,835 --> 00:02:42,495 Is that Bree? She better not have come empty-handed! 56 00:02:43,144 --> 00:02:44,177 I didn't. 57 00:02:44,849 --> 00:02:48,111 As promised, Bree had arrived with something new. 58 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,004 Holy crap! 59 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:51,858 And she also... 60 00:02:52,671 --> 00:02:54,470 brought the bracelet. 61 00:02:55,929 --> 00:02:57,430 Transcript: swsub.com 62 00:02:57,431 --> 00:02:58,500 Synchro: YST 63 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:00,307 Season 03 Episode 23 "Getting Married Today" 64 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:03,771 Three Days Earlier 65 00:03:05,606 --> 00:03:06,701 Family... 66 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,079 there is nothing more important. 67 00:03:09,853 --> 00:03:13,545 They're the ones we want to laugh with during the good times... 68 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:18,064 And the ones we need to console us during the bad. 69 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,212 And even though the time comes when they have to leave us, 70 00:03:25,734 --> 00:03:28,722 their voices still linger in our minds. 71 00:03:30,005 --> 00:03:32,501 And sometimes we can't help 72 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:34,276 but listen. 73 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:36,466 A tangled web... 74 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,265 That's what you're weaving. 75 00:03:38,656 --> 00:03:39,860 Beat it, mother. 76 00:03:40,298 --> 00:03:42,786 You really think this little scheme of yours is gonna work? 77 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,413 Of course it will. 78 00:03:44,882 --> 00:03:46,071 Look at him. 79 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,261 He's practically in love with me already. 80 00:03:48,605 --> 00:03:51,319 That's because he thinks you're gonna give him a baby. 81 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,031 Wait till he finds out you're still on the pill. 82 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:55,767 Shut up, would you?! 83 00:03:57,336 --> 00:04:00,716 I just thank the good lord your father didn't live to see this. 84 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,280 Well, neither did you. 85 00:04:02,514 --> 00:04:05,001 You died alone in a trailer park watching game shows. 86 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:07,317 And why should I listen to you? 87 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:10,516 'cause I know what's waiting for you, missy. 88 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,286 This one's gonna leave you like all the others. 89 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,500 You're going to end up old and alone, 90 00:04:18,852 --> 00:04:20,275 just like I did. 91 00:04:33,843 --> 00:04:35,235 Down here, babe! 92 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:37,958 I'm making you a fruit smoothie. 93 00:04:43,648 --> 00:04:45,009 Chicken or fish? 94 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,729 What? 95 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,560 I haven't gotten your reply card back yet. 96 00:04:48,654 --> 00:04:49,764 So chicken or fish? 97 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,532 Right, your wedding. 98 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:52,956 I can't go. 99 00:04:53,195 --> 00:04:54,697 - Why not? - I'm a jinx. 100 00:04:54,882 --> 00:04:57,255 I went to your last wedding, and look how that turned out. 101 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,702 Come on, Gaby. We both know it'd be weird if I went. 102 00:04:59,984 --> 00:05:02,902 Okay, maybe a little, but it'll be weirder if you don't. 103 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,200 Excuse me? 104 00:05:04,466 --> 00:05:06,315 Look, everyone knows you're living with Edie. 105 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:09,194 If she shows up alone, people will think I asked her not to bring you, 106 00:05:09,222 --> 00:05:11,068 like it bugs me that you guys are together. 107 00:05:11,224 --> 00:05:13,555 But it does bug you. You hit the roof when you found out. 108 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,231 Which is why I have to show people that I'm okay with it. 109 00:05:16,543 --> 00:05:18,772 Please, just consider it my wedding gift. 110 00:05:21,651 --> 00:05:22,996 But I'm skipping the ceremony. 111 00:05:23,294 --> 00:05:24,295 What?! 112 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:26,391 And just go to the reception? You can't do that. 113 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:28,081 I don't want to make a scene. 114 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:30,173 You'll vow, "till death do us part," 115 00:05:30,393 --> 00:05:32,943 I'll bust out laughing, people will stare... 116 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:36,823 Reception starts at 4:00. 117 00:05:41,035 --> 00:05:42,842 I'm thinking a chocolate fountain would be 118 00:05:43,132 --> 00:05:44,837 a cool centerpiece to a dessert buffet. 119 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,416 Dessert buffet? 120 00:05:46,682 --> 00:05:49,185 We're having a wedding cake, right? Isn't that dessert? 121 00:05:49,443 --> 00:05:51,218 Yeah, but you have to give people a choice. 122 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,659 Don't you think a chocolate fountain would be elegant? 123 00:05:53,877 --> 00:05:57,757 I don't know... you, a big white dress, melted chocolate. 124 00:05:58,453 --> 00:06:00,353 Am I the only one hearing alarm bells? 125 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,379 Fine, we'll skip the chocolate. 126 00:06:02,943 --> 00:06:04,445 How about a champagne fountain? 127 00:06:04,969 --> 00:06:08,818 I know! Maybe we can make the champagne flow through the ice sculpture. 128 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,411 Don't you think we might be going a little over-the-top? 129 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:14,728 These are all fairly standard wedding features. 130 00:06:14,993 --> 00:06:17,481 Now you name one thing that you think 131 00:06:17,731 --> 00:06:19,077 is going over-the-top. 132 00:06:20,102 --> 00:06:21,533 How about the dove wrangler? 133 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,083 The doves are not going to release themselves. 134 00:06:24,786 --> 00:06:26,398 Do we really need 40 of 'em? 135 00:06:26,664 --> 00:06:28,674 Okay, I know that you think I'being silly, 136 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,934 but all of our friends went to Bree's wedding, 137 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:32,568 and now they're going to Gaby's. 138 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:36,151 Two months from now, do we really want them thinking our wasn't as nice? 139 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,059 It seems to me our friends wouldn't be there to make petty comparisons. 140 00:06:40,357 --> 00:06:42,108 They'd be there to celebrate our love. 141 00:06:42,374 --> 00:06:44,236 You would think that, but no. 142 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,309 Come on. This is something that 143 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,906 we have both looked forward to for so long. 144 00:06:51,485 --> 00:06:53,299 Don't you want it to be perfect? 145 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:55,075 I guess. 146 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:56,874 About the doves, though... 147 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,219 What? 148 00:06:59,423 --> 00:07:02,685 You in a wedding gown, 40 birds circling overhead? 149 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:05,037 Again, not liking those odds. 150 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,092 It's not as bad as it sounds. 151 00:07:11,358 --> 00:07:14,111 It's Hodgkin's lymphoma, and 152 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:18,061 apparently, if you're going to get lymphoma, that's the kind you want. 153 00:07:18,754 --> 00:07:20,554 Hey, you wanna hold it down up there, kids? 154 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,479 I'm trying to talk to your aunt Lucy! Thank you! 155 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:27,347 Anyway, I know I said that we would come and visit you this june, 156 00:07:27,598 --> 00:07:29,428 but I'll be a little woozy and... 157 00:07:29,679 --> 00:07:31,634 bald from the chemo, so... 158 00:07:33,511 --> 00:07:36,124 Thanks for understanding. One more thing... 159 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,635 Our insurance policy has a really high deductible, 160 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:42,756 so we are strapped financially, and I was wondering 161 00:07:43,069 --> 00:07:45,510 if maybe you and Dave might be able to... 162 00:07:46,844 --> 00:07:47,877 Really? 163 00:07:51,573 --> 00:07:54,890 No, I am not asking mom. She doesn't know about any of this, 164 00:07:55,156 --> 00:07:56,893 so don't you tell her, okay? 165 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,145 We'll be fine. I love you. Bye. 166 00:07:59,778 --> 00:08:02,047 I take it that's a "no" on the loan? 167 00:08:03,361 --> 00:08:05,222 Dave lost his job at the plant, 168 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:09,407 and he is now handing out flyers at a chicken restaurant, and... 169 00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:12,786 Prepare to wince... there is a chicken suit involved. 170 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,705 So where are we gonna find this $10,000? 171 00:08:20,159 --> 00:08:21,755 You leave that to me. 172 00:08:22,052 --> 00:08:23,758 I want you to focus on getting better. 173 00:08:23,977 --> 00:08:25,588 - But, honey... - I will find it. 174 00:08:25,995 --> 00:08:28,592 Meanwhile, we'll make some sacrifices around here. 175 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,086 My tennis club membership is up this month. 176 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:33,543 I'm not renewing. 177 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:37,219 Should you even be playing tennis after your back surgery? 178 00:08:38,107 --> 00:08:39,358 Probably not. 179 00:08:40,805 --> 00:08:42,729 Well, in that spirit, 180 00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:45,827 as soon as I start chemo, I will be giving up shampoo. 181 00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:50,797 Okay, thanks. 182 00:08:51,485 --> 00:08:52,705 Taxi's here. 183 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:55,841 Are you sure you're ready to go back? 184 00:08:55,982 --> 00:08:57,233 We could wait another week. 185 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,081 And miss Gaby's wedding? No, I'll be fine. 186 00:09:03,426 --> 00:09:05,726 Is this the dress you were thinking for the ceremony? 187 00:09:06,039 --> 00:09:07,228 - Yes. - Good. 188 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:10,099 I'll fold it in tissue so it doesn't wrinkle. 189 00:09:11,432 --> 00:09:13,153 Darling, I don't deserve you. 190 00:09:14,045 --> 00:09:15,203 Come on. 191 00:09:15,617 --> 00:09:17,667 We agreed... no more tears. 192 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,827 I'm so sorry to be putting you through this. 193 00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:24,300 I wouldn't blame you if you ran like hell and never looked back. 194 00:09:24,535 --> 00:09:25,568 Stop. 195 00:09:26,201 --> 00:09:29,565 I'm going to raise this child and love it as if it were my own. 196 00:09:32,762 --> 00:09:34,091 Now let's see a smile. 197 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:44,096 I'm glad you could join us, Milton. 198 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:46,176 It's good to get to know you before the wedding. 199 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,654 Thank you. You know, I must say, 200 00:09:47,873 --> 00:09:50,650 all these months, I thought Victor was exaggerating about you. 201 00:09:50,829 --> 00:09:52,253 But he hasn't done you justice. 202 00:09:52,441 --> 00:09:54,427 You, my dear, are a flawless beauty. 203 00:09:55,022 --> 00:09:56,899 I'm hardly flawless. 204 00:09:57,157 --> 00:09:59,332 I'm sure I have a blemish hidden away somewhere. 205 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:01,106 Now that's a search I would relish. 206 00:10:01,529 --> 00:10:03,610 She is way out of your league, dad. 207 00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:07,497 Honey, he's a multimillionaire. He runs my league. 208 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:11,912 By the way, Victor, I ran into Keith Perkinson last week. 209 00:10:12,119 --> 00:10:13,778 And how is the venerable state chairman? 210 00:10:13,926 --> 00:10:14,943 Impressed with you. 211 00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:16,907 He liked the way you ran your moral campaign, 212 00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:18,800 said if you keep your numbers up, he might 213 00:10:18,988 --> 00:10:21,241 consider supporting you in the next Governor's race. 214 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:22,575 Really? 215 00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:29,495 What's so funny? 216 00:10:30,817 --> 00:10:32,045 You gotta be kidding, right? 217 00:10:32,139 --> 00:10:33,626 I mean, we just finished a campaign. 218 00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:35,578 You're not about to put me through another one. 219 00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:37,153 But I thought you loved campaigning. 220 00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,109 God, no. It's a complete snore. 221 00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:40,822 Pasting a smile on my face while 222 00:10:41,056 --> 00:10:43,019 you say the same speech for the 50th time? 223 00:10:43,504 --> 00:10:45,623 But you were a natural. People loved you. 224 00:10:45,983 --> 00:10:47,414 Well, the feeling wasn't mutual. 225 00:10:47,712 --> 00:10:51,013 You think I enjoyed sipping tea with these frumpy matrons 226 00:10:51,263 --> 00:10:53,563 who wore loud, probably end pantsuits? 227 00:10:53,776 --> 00:10:55,742 You know how many times I just wanted to scream, 228 00:10:55,831 --> 00:10:58,178 "Vote for my husband, you color-blind cow!"? 229 00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:00,329 I think you've discovered something 230 00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:02,254 very important about democracy, my dear... 231 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:05,148 The nation is full of fools, and everyone gets a vote. 232 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,923 They're not gonna get us again. 233 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,535 I made nice with Fairview. 234 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:11,215 I'm not about to suck up to the whole damn state. 235 00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:21,854 What are you doing? 236 00:11:23,907 --> 00:11:26,770 Some guy out in mount pleasant's got a cracked water heater. 237 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,168 It's 3:00 in the morning. 238 00:11:33,811 --> 00:11:36,392 I started advertising as a 24-hour plumber. 239 00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,353 After midnight, I get triple time. 240 00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:40,966 Okay, that's crazy. You can't work round the clock. 241 00:11:41,122 --> 00:11:42,123 It's not healthy. 242 00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:44,196 This is the third night I've worked this week. 243 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:45,557 I'm fine so far. 244 00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:48,232 You've been sneaking out while I've been asleep? 245 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:49,999 What are you, ninja plumber? 246 00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:52,941 It's just for a little while, earn some extra money. 247 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,354 Is this about the wedding? 248 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,313 We agreed we want it to be nice. 249 00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:06,082 But we didn't agree on this. 250 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:09,469 Maybe I can scale things back a bit. 251 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:10,830 How? 252 00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,933 Have a ginger ale fountain? 253 00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:15,233 Make paper doves and hope it's windy? 254 00:12:15,945 --> 00:12:18,714 Okay, seriously, you don't have to kill yourself. 255 00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:22,156 I could max out my credit card. 256 00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:25,096 Is that really how you want to start our life together... 257 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:26,301 in debt? 258 00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:28,545 No, I wanna start out happy. 259 00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:32,346 But clearly, you're upset, and I don't know why. 260 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:36,763 I'm not Ian. 261 00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:39,735 I can't afford to move you into a mansion 262 00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:41,996 or fly you off to Paris, 263 00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:43,862 but I'll be damned if I don't give you 264 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:46,021 the same dream wedding he would have given you. 265 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:49,932 I'll see you in the morning. 266 00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:56,047 I'm drawing pictures of trees. 267 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:00,627 Where the hell do you get off 268 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:02,692 having cancer and not telling me about it?! 269 00:13:02,872 --> 00:13:03,873 Mom... 270 00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:05,640 How do you think you could handle 271 00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:06,907 this without me? 272 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,081 Stella? 273 00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,466 There's my Tommy boy! Come here! 274 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:13,991 God. 275 00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:17,104 Listen, be a love, will you, honey, and get my bags from the cab? 276 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,584 Bags? She's staying? 277 00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:22,733 And do not tip the driver. 278 00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:24,939 SOB wouldn't let me smoke. 279 00:13:29,513 --> 00:13:32,595 Jeez, Lynette, I didn't know you opened a day care center. 280 00:13:33,158 --> 00:13:35,004 Hey, kids, grandma's here. 281 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,484 Okay, what did you tell them about me? 282 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,972 It's been five years, mom. They don't rember you. 283 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:45,944 Well, they'll remember me this time. I brought presents. 284 00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:47,165 Cool! 285 00:13:47,908 --> 00:13:49,003 For you, 286 00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:50,606 and... you, 287 00:13:51,138 --> 00:13:52,187 and you. 288 00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:54,173 These are baby toys. 289 00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:55,910 We're too old to play with these. 290 00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:58,961 I'm too old to remember what the hell 6-year-olds like to play with. 291 00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:00,416 We're 8. 292 00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:02,660 What do I care? 293 00:14:03,224 --> 00:14:04,694 Just say thank you. 294 00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:06,060 Thank you. 295 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:08,986 Who's the pretty thing? 296 00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:10,347 Your girlfriend? 297 00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:12,733 She's my sister! 298 00:14:15,819 --> 00:14:17,759 Is that Tom's little b-a-s-t-a... 299 00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:21,049 Okay, kids, time to get your toys and let's play upstairs. 300 00:14:21,299 --> 00:14:23,177 Come on, Penny. Come on, sweetie. 301 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:25,203 Let's go, everybody. 302 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,365 Listen, mom, I really appreciate you coming to help, 303 00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:34,258 but as you can see, I'm perfectly fine. 304 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,261 For now. 305 00:14:36,472 --> 00:14:38,052 Now how you gonna handle that mob when 306 00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:40,149 you're flat on your ass from chemo? 307 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,135 I'll manage. 308 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,671 You got through breast cancer while raising the three of us alone. 309 00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,911 I was not alone. 310 00:14:48,396 --> 00:14:49,460 I had you. 311 00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:53,739 Lynette was all of 13, and she still looked after her sisters, 312 00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:55,492 cleaned the house, cooked the meals, 313 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,323 and I was curled up in a ball, puking my guts out. 314 00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:01,523 Well, that's what you get when you mix chemo and vodka gimlets. 315 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,611 You can goad me all you like, Lynette. 316 00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:07,386 I did not come here to fight. 317 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,724 Now trust me, Cookie, 318 00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:12,885 I have memorized the whole catalog of subjects 319 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:16,123 you and I can no longer discuss, and if that means 320 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,814 that we have to talk about the weather for three months, 321 00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:20,378 then fine. 322 00:15:20,746 --> 00:15:22,717 But I am staying. 323 00:15:23,491 --> 00:15:24,508 Now... 324 00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:28,341 If you'll excuse me, I have to go kick a child out of its room. 325 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,562 Okay. 326 00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:40,220 Legs up! 327 00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:42,683 You wanna do it again? 328 00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:47,141 I've been doing a lot of research, 329 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:49,262 and gravity helps facilitate 330 00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:51,217 the sperm reaching the eggs. 331 00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:53,102 So... heave-ho! 332 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,251 Could we try a little light spooning 333 00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,316 before you hang me up like a side of beef? 334 00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:00,475 Edie, we're trying to have a baby. 335 00:16:00,851 --> 00:16:02,791 Well, could we be a little less clinical? 336 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:05,466 Maybe let nature take its course? 337 00:16:06,452 --> 00:16:08,955 Nature is not on our side anymore. 338 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,060 Look, you're no spring chicken, and 339 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,843 those eggs aren't exactly farm-fresh. 340 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,706 Stop referring to me as poultry. 341 00:16:17,691 --> 00:16:20,539 Sorry. Can we just try this? It's only for 30 minutes. 342 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:22,315 30 minutes?! I am not staying 343 00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:23,926 in this position for a half an hour 344 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,805 Listen, I know that this requires some work, 345 00:16:27,624 --> 00:16:31,128 but it will all be worth it when we have our beautiful, beautiful baby. 346 00:16:31,394 --> 00:16:32,395 Right? 347 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:38,960 Right. 348 00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:41,017 I guess I could... 349 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,231 make some sacrifices. 350 00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,014 That's my girl. 351 00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:48,010 Can I get you anything? 352 00:16:48,486 --> 00:16:50,020 I'd kill for a beer. 353 00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:51,967 - Sorry. No alcohol. - What?! 354 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,523 For how long? 355 00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:56,659 Just until the baby's born. And you stop nursing. 356 00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:00,219 Don't worry. I'll get you a nice herbal tea. 357 00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:07,089 It's just for a few months while you're in treatment. 358 00:17:07,304 --> 00:17:09,573 We're gonna have to find someone to watch the kids. 359 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,015 I am not leaving that woman in charge of our children. 360 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,552 In three months, the twins will be chain-smoking, and 361 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,456 Penny will be an alcoholic. 362 00:17:17,722 --> 00:17:20,429 We can manage. We've got Mccluskey. 363 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,528 She costs money... money that we won't have 364 00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:24,562 if we're paying someone to replace you at work. 365 00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:27,418 You said not to worry about money, that you'd find it somewhere. 366 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:28,763 I did. 367 00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:32,048 What, someone loaned us $10,000? 368 00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:33,457 No, gave us, 369 00:17:33,731 --> 00:17:36,234 and we can't thank her by kicking her out. 370 00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:40,565 No! Tom, you didn't ask my mother?! 371 00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:44,030 Didn't have to. She knew that you hit up Lucy, so she offered. 372 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:45,728 We're giving it back. 373 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,464 No, we can't afford to. 374 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,630 You don't know half the stuff she did to us. 375 00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,791 She would get drunk and smack us around. 376 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,372 She would meet some new guy and then drop us off 377 00:17:57,513 --> 00:17:59,766 at her sister's for a week because he wasn't into kids. 378 00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:01,393 So she was a crappy mom. 379 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,881 You said yourself that she has mellowed. 380 00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:05,809 Now she wants to make amends. 381 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,812 If you would just try to understand... 382 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,722 I think that I've been pretty understanding lately. 383 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,609 What's that supposed to mean? 384 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:14,705 I think you know. 385 00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:17,552 Great, so in the middle of everything I'm dealing with, 386 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,169 you're gonna throw Rick in my face. 387 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,990 When someone we love hurts us, if we still love them, 388 00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:24,970 we deal with it and we move on. 389 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,191 If I can do it, so can you. 390 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,228 So forgiving my mother... 391 00:18:32,983 --> 00:18:34,376 That's my penance? 392 00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:37,990 I think it is. 393 00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:52,884 I thought you said we weren't supposed to spend 394 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,214 the night before the wedding together. 395 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,983 I was trying to respect tradition... 396 00:18:57,891 --> 00:18:59,299 But I got horny. 397 00:19:02,894 --> 00:19:05,710 I guess we'll just have to start the honeymoon early, won't we? 398 00:19:05,992 --> 00:19:07,666 Let me get rid of this stuff. 399 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,778 What are you working on so late? 400 00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,280 Nothing. 401 00:19:12,899 --> 00:19:13,900 Polling data? 402 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,019 Why are you polling? The election's over. 403 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:18,338 It's just a little research. God, you look hot. 404 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:19,981 Is this about running for Governor? 405 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:22,140 Because I told you how I feel about that. 406 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,566 My dad just set up a little... Exploratory committee. 407 00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:26,740 It's no big deal. 408 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,539 Well, let's explore it now. 409 00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:30,784 Nope, not gonna happen. 410 00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:34,672 Victor, ever since we met, it's been photo ops and 411 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,526 fund-raisers, and I'm sick of it. 412 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,763 I'm a politician. Do you think I want my career 413 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:40,507 to begin and end in the suburbs? 414 00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:42,681 Fairview is my home, and I don't want to leave it. 415 00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:45,474 And you can't make this decision without me. I'm gonna be your wife. 416 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,031 Exactly, not my career adviser. 417 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:49,259 - So I don't even get a vote? - Not if it's a veto. 418 00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:51,471 Look, no! I already married a man 419 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:54,553 who put his career before me, and I swore I wasn't gonna do it again. 420 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,940 I swore I would not let a stupid woman hold me back. 421 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:06,232 That did not come out the way I wanted it to. 422 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,377 I'm sorry. 423 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,933 I'm sor... I'm really sorry. 424 00:20:11,121 --> 00:20:13,005 I've just been under a lot of pressure lately. 425 00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:15,595 Here's one less thing you have to worry about... 426 00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:17,206 our wedding. 427 00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:20,132 You can't cancel the wedding. It's too late. 428 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,410 As far as I'm concerned, it's just in the nick of time. 429 00:20:35,427 --> 00:20:36,692 Good morning, Gaby. 430 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,711 God, Milton, the newspaper's not even here yet. 431 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,823 I'm sorry it's so early. I just... 432 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,794 came to apologize. 433 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,454 Why? What happened wasn't your fault. 434 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,301 That's not exactly the case. 435 00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:52,125 Is that coffee I smell? 436 00:20:55,747 --> 00:20:58,641 You only bolted because Victor wants to be Governor. 437 00:20:59,048 --> 00:21:01,051 He only wants to be Governor because of me. 438 00:21:01,449 --> 00:21:03,280 You only suggested it. You can't make him go 439 00:21:03,475 --> 00:21:04,820 after something he doesn't want. 440 00:21:05,149 --> 00:21:06,416 The hell I can't. 441 00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:09,896 Ever since he was a kid, Victor's been killing himself 442 00:21:10,162 --> 00:21:12,376 trying to live up to his big shot father. 443 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,832 He's desperate for my approval. 444 00:21:15,521 --> 00:21:16,553 Why? 445 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:19,252 I suppose because he's never gotten it. 446 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,927 Everything he does... even becoming mayor... 447 00:21:22,162 --> 00:21:24,368 I'm let him know that it's not quite enough. 448 00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:28,299 Don't get me wrong. 449 00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:31,319 I'm right to push. That's why he's so successful. 450 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,683 So what are you saying, I should marry Victor because 451 00:21:34,909 --> 00:21:36,255 you're a with holding father? 452 00:21:36,513 --> 00:21:39,814 No, I just want you to understand why he does what he does. 453 00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:42,677 Fine. I get it. 454 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,910 But why would I want a husband who values 455 00:21:45,113 --> 00:21:46,944 his father's opinion more than mine? 456 00:21:47,929 --> 00:21:50,964 Well, he doesn't really care much what I think anymore. 457 00:21:51,331 --> 00:21:53,412 After you left last night, he called me and... 458 00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,680 What's the phrase? "tore me a new one"? 459 00:21:57,124 --> 00:21:58,141 He did? 460 00:21:59,487 --> 00:22:01,411 He said because of me, he'd lost the best thing 461 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:02,913 that had ever happened to him, 462 00:22:03,163 --> 00:22:05,729 and if he coul't win you back, I could take my money 463 00:22:06,144 --> 00:22:07,661 and buy a new son, 464 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,039 because I was never gonna be hearing from him again. 465 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,278 He blew off $80 million? 466 00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:18,671 If he cares about me so damn much, 467 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,861 why am I not hearing this from him? 468 00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:23,443 I think you're about to. 469 00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:31,786 Is there a back way out of here? 470 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,710 Aren't you gonna be late for Gaby's wedding? 471 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:53,760 Weddings are boring. 472 00:22:54,197 --> 00:22:56,630 I like to sneak in at the end, look teary-eyed and 473 00:22:56,927 --> 00:22:58,468 pretend I was there the whole time. 474 00:22:59,015 --> 00:23:00,814 I am gonna see you at the reception. 475 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:05,778 Hi, Danny. 476 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,501 Carlos, the paperboy's here. Could you pay him? 477 00:23:09,892 --> 00:23:11,128 Come on in. 478 00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:15,352 Hey, here you go, Danny. 479 00:23:20,787 --> 00:23:22,289 looks like I'm a little short. 480 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,510 Can I catch you later? 481 00:23:27,123 --> 00:23:28,656 Okay. Hold on. 482 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,139 My God. 483 00:23:44,984 --> 00:23:46,188 What's that? 484 00:23:47,362 --> 00:23:48,879 It's birth control pills. 485 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:51,820 I'm gonna need cash. 486 00:23:54,938 --> 00:23:56,190 Welcome home! 487 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,036 I have missed you, sweetheart! 488 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:01,728 Here, allow me. 489 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,747 Hello there, Julie. 490 00:24:06,225 --> 00:24:07,383 You guys are back! 491 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,816 Somebody's... blonder. 492 00:24:10,465 --> 00:24:12,562 Yeah, my mom hates it, too. 493 00:24:13,054 --> 00:24:14,540 So where's Danielle? 494 00:24:16,453 --> 00:24:19,144 While we were in switzerland, she ran across this boarding school, 495 00:24:19,402 --> 00:24:21,514 and she fell in love with it and just insisted 496 00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:23,854 that we let her spend a year abroad. 497 00:24:25,394 --> 00:24:27,154 She must be having a really good time. 498 00:24:27,436 --> 00:24:29,290 She hasn't returned any of my phone calls. 499 00:24:30,953 --> 00:24:33,034 You know, her school's up in the mountains, and... 500 00:24:33,253 --> 00:24:35,365 and her cell phone reception is kind of funky. 501 00:24:36,163 --> 00:24:38,119 She hasn't answered my e-mails, either. 502 00:24:39,234 --> 00:24:40,767 Well, I am gonna call her tonight and 503 00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:43,161 have a little talk with her about common courtesy, and 504 00:24:43,286 --> 00:24:46,031 I'm sure that you will get an e-mail first thing tomorrow morning. 505 00:24:47,522 --> 00:24:50,479 We should go. I've got to get that bracelet to Gaby before the wedding. 506 00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:52,310 I'll see you guys there. Bye. 507 00:24:55,983 --> 00:24:57,751 Well, that was uncomfortable. 508 00:24:58,048 --> 00:25:00,646 You have no idea. Everyone's been asking questions. 509 00:25:01,318 --> 00:25:03,571 This might not be as easy as we'd hoped. 510 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,422 There. Now you have something new. 511 00:25:18,947 --> 00:25:20,387 So how do I look? 512 00:25:20,692 --> 00:25:24,353 You are now officially the most beautiful bride that ever lived. 513 00:25:24,908 --> 00:25:26,332 Until your wedding, of course. 514 00:25:26,488 --> 00:25:27,490 Nice save. 515 00:25:28,984 --> 00:25:32,379 It means so much to me that we're all here together right now. 516 00:25:37,191 --> 00:25:38,396 And... break! 517 00:25:40,884 --> 00:25:41,885 Love you. 518 00:25:53,948 --> 00:25:56,561 We are gathered here today to join together 519 00:25:56,802 --> 00:25:59,556 Victor Lang and Gabrielle Marquez in matrimony... 520 00:26:00,338 --> 00:26:02,732 an honorable estate not to be entered in lightly, 521 00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,922 but reverently and soberly. 522 00:26:05,681 --> 00:26:07,613 This is a lifetime union... 523 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,497 One based on love, honor and trust... 524 00:26:10,794 --> 00:26:12,280 You wanna be my new best friend? 525 00:26:12,593 --> 00:26:14,565 Premium scotch. Keep it coming. 526 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:17,670 You are promising not only to give of yourself, 527 00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:20,830 but also to accept each other, promising not only 528 00:26:21,096 --> 00:26:24,084 to love for today, but to extend that love to include... 529 00:26:24,929 --> 00:26:26,696 I thought you weren't coming until after... 530 00:26:26,778 --> 00:26:27,783 Save it. 531 00:26:30,276 --> 00:26:31,957 Okay, look, I can explain... 532 00:26:32,161 --> 00:26:33,334 Don't bother! 533 00:26:34,523 --> 00:26:36,455 Your lies were more convincing when I cared. 534 00:26:38,489 --> 00:26:40,413 Victor, do you take Gabrielle... 535 00:26:42,576 --> 00:26:43,812 ...in good times and bad... 536 00:26:43,985 --> 00:26:47,067 You've got to understand. I do wanna have a baby with you, 537 00:26:47,364 --> 00:26:48,756 just not yet. I... 538 00:26:49,194 --> 00:26:52,824 I just... I wanted to give you a chance to fall in love with me first. 539 00:26:53,270 --> 00:26:55,710 I don't believe you, and I will never trust you again! 540 00:26:55,984 --> 00:26:57,517 What was I supposed to do? 541 00:26:57,837 --> 00:26:59,503 You backed me into a corner, 542 00:26:59,769 --> 00:27:01,380 and you were gonna bail on us, 543 00:27:01,615 --> 00:27:04,048 and I was just trying to save what we had. 544 00:27:05,659 --> 00:27:06,942 Don't leave me. 545 00:27:08,842 --> 00:27:10,297 Please just talk to me. 546 00:27:10,641 --> 00:27:12,300 I am done with you. 547 00:27:16,030 --> 00:27:18,048 Ladies a gentlemen, I present to you 548 00:27:18,314 --> 00:27:20,176 Mr. and Mrs. Victor Lang. 549 00:27:20,364 --> 00:27:21,631 I'm sorry! 550 00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:35,265 Enjoy the wedding? 551 00:27:35,461 --> 00:27:37,072 Nice. Very classy. 552 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,753 Although what the hell was that brouhaha between Carlos and Edie? 553 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:42,779 I don't know and I don't care. 554 00:27:43,013 --> 00:27:46,236 Today, I'm so filled with love, I can forgive anyone anything. 555 00:27:47,573 --> 00:27:50,061 But if you do see them again, call security. 556 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,082 So we're in Zurich, and I sick after breakfast 557 00:27:54,371 --> 00:27:56,694 for the third morning in a row. And I thought to myself, 558 00:27:56,937 --> 00:28:00,472 dear God, I hope I have not developed an allergy to chocolate brioche. 559 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,748 Life just wouldn't be worth living. 560 00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:06,143 So I said, that's it. We're seeing a doctor. 561 00:28:06,761 --> 00:28:09,081 Well, you could've knocked us over that feather when 562 00:28:09,378 --> 00:28:11,193 he said she was already two months pregnant. 563 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:14,479 I think it's so great, and we could not be happier for you. 564 00:28:14,722 --> 00:28:16,834 - When's your due date? - Not until the early fall, 565 00:28:17,022 --> 00:28:18,680 but enough about me. This is your day... 566 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,293 You and Victor... who, by the way, I have not met yet. 567 00:28:21,551 --> 00:28:22,927 My gosh, that's right. 568 00:28:23,162 --> 00:28:25,454 Okay, you stay here. I'm gonna go grab him. 569 00:28:28,212 --> 00:28:30,622 It is so good to be back. 570 00:28:30,997 --> 00:28:32,890 I can't believe how much is happening. I mean, 571 00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:34,564 you and Gaby getting married, and 572 00:28:34,783 --> 00:28:36,551 and I'm having a baby. 573 00:28:36,958 --> 00:28:38,827 What's going on with you, Lynette? 574 00:28:39,923 --> 00:28:41,831 Nothing. Same old, same old. 575 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:44,546 Really? Is everything okay, sweetie? 576 00:28:44,749 --> 00:28:47,617 'cause you haven't quite seemed yourself the last couple weeks. 577 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:50,386 I'm fine. Everything's just fine. 578 00:28:53,124 --> 00:28:55,220 I'll tell you this much... I'm exhausted. 579 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,825 I'll be glad when this day is over. 580 00:28:58,248 --> 00:28:59,781 Well, it was all worth it. 581 00:29:00,469 --> 00:29:03,207 Marrying Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 582 00:29:03,598 --> 00:29:05,123 With her bringing in the latino vote, 583 00:29:05,264 --> 00:29:07,000 the Governor's mansion's as good as yours. 584 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,378 Well, that's assuming I can change her mind. 585 00:29:09,596 --> 00:29:12,256 I had to make certain concessions just to get her down the aisle. 586 00:29:12,553 --> 00:29:14,994 You're the husband now. The rules have changed. 587 00:29:15,377 --> 00:29:17,488 Be nice, buy her a few pretty things. 588 00:29:17,786 --> 00:29:20,962 Trust me, you'll be able to tame that little Spitfire. 589 00:29:21,525 --> 00:29:24,654 I'm not too worried. I've always been able to manage my assets. 590 00:29:36,955 --> 00:29:38,253 Did you find him? 591 00:29:39,849 --> 00:29:42,415 No, I'm still looking, but I'll let you know. 592 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:53,113 Movie's over. And may I add... amen. 593 00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,297 Go out and play. Go on, go on. Out! 594 00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:02,763 They're just gonna go play guns. 595 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:04,523 Can I watch another movie? 596 00:30:04,859 --> 00:30:07,596 Lynette said one was the limit, and she'll be home soon. 597 00:30:07,862 --> 00:30:09,067 No, she won't. 598 00:30:09,395 --> 00:30:10,819 When ever they go out to a party, 599 00:30:11,022 --> 00:30:13,072 they always come home at least an hour later 600 00:30:13,306 --> 00:30:14,589 than they say they will. 601 00:30:15,798 --> 00:30:18,568 Aren't you an observant little monkey? 602 00:30:20,774 --> 00:30:22,213 Tell me, sweetie... 603 00:30:23,394 --> 00:30:26,554 would you know anything about a man named Rick? 604 00:30:28,139 --> 00:30:29,375 I know Rick. 605 00:30:29,688 --> 00:30:32,043 My daddy and Lynette had a big fight about him. 606 00:30:32,278 --> 00:30:33,357 Really? 607 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,644 Sounds like there's maybe a little story there. 608 00:30:38,441 --> 00:30:39,740 If I tell you, 609 00:30:40,318 --> 00:30:42,681 could I watch a really good grown-up movie? 610 00:30:44,797 --> 00:30:47,676 If it's a really good grown-up story. 611 00:30:51,353 --> 00:30:53,465 Okay, I got you some appetizers to tide you over. 612 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,655 We have mini quiches and beef satay and 613 00:30:55,864 --> 00:30:58,352 something called "crystal coast shrimp with grits," 614 00:30:58,618 --> 00:31:02,044 but it's mostly just grits 'cause I ate all the shrimp on my way over. 615 00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:20,490 Reverend, that was such a beautiful ceremony. 616 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:23,728 Really, just heartfelt and moving... the whole package. 617 00:31:23,979 --> 00:31:24,980 Why, thank you. 618 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:26,826 It was really impressive. 619 00:31:27,107 --> 00:31:28,969 So what are you doing tonight? 620 00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:41,525 Didn't know you were in here. 621 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,324 I got a little thirsty. 622 00:31:45,139 --> 00:31:46,594 I can see that. 623 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:51,214 Gaby, I am sorry if I ruined your wedding. 624 00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:56,267 But if it's any consolation, I also ruined my life. 625 00:31:57,863 --> 00:31:59,850 What are you talking about? 626 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:03,041 A couple years ago, I was totally happy. 627 00:32:03,862 --> 00:32:06,866 I had a home, you, a great career. 628 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:11,161 And I don't understand how I let it all go to hell. 629 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,866 And now here I am, back at square one. 630 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:20,466 I really blew it. 631 00:32:25,328 --> 00:32:26,689 What am I doing? 632 00:32:27,565 --> 00:32:30,193 I shouldn't be dumping this on you. It's your wedding day. 633 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,337 Go to Victor. 634 00:32:33,627 --> 00:32:35,395 I'm gonna stay right here... 635 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,917 Well, 636 00:32:45,026 --> 00:32:47,044 I don't know how you did it. The kids are asleep, 637 00:32:47,185 --> 00:32:49,094 and the cough syrup hasn't been touched. 638 00:32:49,790 --> 00:32:53,325 Boy, you're just waiting for an excuse to give me the boot. 639 00:32:53,786 --> 00:32:56,775 Well, if history's any indicator, I won't have to wait long. 640 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,112 So you don't think people can change? 641 00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:05,634 I think at a certain point, people just are 642 00:33:05,869 --> 00:33:06,932 who they are. 643 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,663 Well, I think people can change. 644 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:12,619 Now take you. 645 00:33:13,416 --> 00:33:15,653 You were the perfect wife and mom... 646 00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:18,359 Then along came Rick. 647 00:33:21,523 --> 00:33:23,682 - How did you... - Come on, Lynette. 648 00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:26,123 You kids were young when I was sneaking around on Glen, 649 00:33:26,358 --> 00:33:28,188 but you knew something was up. 650 00:33:29,611 --> 00:33:31,489 You heard about this from my kids? 651 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:32,819 Just the girl, 652 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,969 and all she knows is that 653 00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:38,286 daddy got mad because Rick "liked" you. 654 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,540 Nothing happened between me and Rick. 655 00:33:43,884 --> 00:33:46,629 Yes, he came on to me, but unlike you, 656 00:33:46,801 --> 00:33:48,155 I controlled myself. 657 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,928 Well, you had Tom to come home to. 658 00:33:52,352 --> 00:33:53,932 I had your stepfather. 659 00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:56,325 Hey, Glen may have bored you, but the years 660 00:33:56,497 --> 00:33:58,922 we had a father in that house were the happiest in my life. 661 00:33:59,094 --> 00:34:00,909 You didn't care about that, though, did you? 662 00:34:01,097 --> 00:34:02,302 You just drove him away. 663 00:34:02,912 --> 00:34:06,588 And you couldn't wait to pay me back. 664 00:34:07,590 --> 00:34:09,491 Do you remember what you said the next year 665 00:34:09,773 --> 00:34:10,977 when I got sick? 666 00:34:11,869 --> 00:34:13,183 No I don't. 667 00:34:13,582 --> 00:34:14,614 Liar. 668 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,696 You said I earned it. 669 00:34:18,619 --> 00:34:20,387 It was God's punishment. 670 00:34:22,264 --> 00:34:24,361 How are you feeling now, Lynette? 671 00:34:25,761 --> 00:34:27,481 You think you're being punished? 672 00:34:30,091 --> 00:34:31,593 How can you say that? 673 00:34:32,094 --> 00:34:34,738 You were so sanctimonious. 674 00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,186 You could not imagine what sort of woman 675 00:34:37,437 --> 00:34:38,853 could do that kind of thing. 676 00:34:39,197 --> 00:34:41,513 Not so hard to imagine now, is it? 677 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,413 Stop comparing us. 678 00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:45,087 I never did what you did. 679 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:47,841 No, you just wanted to. 680 00:34:50,351 --> 00:34:51,915 You're leaving tomorrow. 681 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:54,825 I don't want your money. I don't want you imy house. 682 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:58,024 You are sick, Lynette. 683 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,910 You think you know what you're in for 684 00:35:01,161 --> 00:35:02,882 'cause you watched me go through it? 685 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,393 Watching it is nothing. 686 00:35:06,331 --> 00:35:08,177 You are going to feel worse than you thought 687 00:35:08,537 --> 00:35:11,619 a person could feel, and I'll be holding your hand 688 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,888 through every damn minute. 689 00:35:16,153 --> 00:35:18,836 You can't stay if I don't want you here. 690 00:35:19,196 --> 00:35:21,918 You can fight me or you can fight the cancer. 691 00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:23,772 Trust me, 692 00:35:24,281 --> 00:35:26,409 you won't have the strength to do both. 693 00:35:34,064 --> 00:35:36,317 Hi, Julie, it's me, Danielle! Sorry I didn't write you. 694 00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:39,231 My new school is Switzerland is AWESOME. 695 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,915 Do young people still say "awesome"? 696 00:35:45,213 --> 00:35:46,417 Not so much. 697 00:35:46,965 --> 00:35:48,294 Try "off the hook." 698 00:35:48,623 --> 00:35:50,766 "Off the hook"? That doesn't even make sense. 699 00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:53,598 Fine, ty in "groovy". See if I care. 700 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,141 Hello? Hodge residence. 701 00:36:02,173 --> 00:36:05,373 Hi, Danielle. Listen, I am sending Julie Mayer an e-mail from you. 702 00:36:05,592 --> 00:36:09,352 Now would you say that your school was "off the hook"? 703 00:36:10,196 --> 00:36:12,136 No. I would say it was sucky 704 00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:15,007 or crappy or a freaking nightmare. 705 00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:18,062 Look, if you're gonna start complaining, I'm going to hang up. 706 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,542 Mom, you have got to talk to the nuns. 707 00:36:20,839 --> 00:36:23,733 They are so harsh with me, and they have all these stupid rules. 708 00:36:24,077 --> 00:36:26,283 Well, perhaps if some of those rules had been in place 709 00:36:26,471 --> 00:36:27,957 when you took up with Edie's nephew, 710 00:36:28,114 --> 00:36:29,718 you might not be in this little pickle. 711 00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:32,408 Mom, please, I just wanna come home. 712 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,943 Look, I am gonna say this one last time. 713 00:36:35,357 --> 00:36:37,986 You are gonna stay put until that baby is born. 714 00:36:38,994 --> 00:36:41,012 Now don't forget, we're driving up this weekend, 715 00:36:41,106 --> 00:36:42,483 and I am bringing your favorite... 716 00:36:42,647 --> 00:36:43,726 Lemon squares, and... 717 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,185 Darling... 718 00:36:48,576 --> 00:36:49,859 Can I draw you a bath? 719 00:36:50,328 --> 00:36:51,862 That would be lovely. 720 00:36:55,395 --> 00:36:57,428 Would you give me a hand, please? 721 00:37:01,892 --> 00:37:02,909 Here we go. 722 00:37:07,044 --> 00:37:09,000 It's almost time for the 6 month size. 723 00:37:09,276 --> 00:37:10,575 Don't remind me. 724 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,024 No. No, it's no problem. I can fix that for you. 725 00:37:18,806 --> 00:37:21,059 Just give me your name and address. 726 00:37:21,309 --> 00:37:24,751 I'm Mrs. Emmeline Walcott, and I'm at 42 old mill road. 727 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:27,747 I gotta stop and pick up a Douglas valve, 728 00:37:28,044 --> 00:37:31,064 But I should be there in 45 minutes tops. 729 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:36,795 I hate to see you drive when you're this tired. 730 00:37:37,686 --> 00:37:39,736 There's some iced coffee in the fridge. 731 00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:41,566 I'll be fine. 732 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,732 See you when I get back. 733 00:37:52,986 --> 00:37:54,003 You were great. 734 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:55,473 Did y'all ever doubt I would be? 735 00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:57,945 Just hurry up and get dressed. We only have 45 minutes. 736 00:38:14,521 --> 00:38:15,570 Are you Mike? 737 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,464 I'm looking for a Mrs. Walcott's house. 738 00:38:18,722 --> 00:38:20,192 You've come to the right place. 739 00:38:20,474 --> 00:38:21,965 Here, put this on. 740 00:38:22,121 --> 00:38:23,389 Wear me. Love, Susan. 741 00:38:29,604 --> 00:38:31,685 You mind telling me what Susan's up to? 742 00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:33,344 Ask her yourself. 743 00:38:53,812 --> 00:38:55,533 Are you sure about this? 744 00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:57,692 I don't want you to look back and 745 00:38:58,357 --> 00:39:00,782 regret not having your perfect wedding. 746 00:39:01,126 --> 00:39:03,269 Well, I don't know if you've noticed, but my idea 747 00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:05,569 of the perfect wedding keeps changing. 748 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:10,619 One day, I want white roses, and then I want lies, and 749 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:14,311 and first, I want a harpist, and then a string quartet. 750 00:39:15,664 --> 00:39:17,854 Only one thing stays constant... 751 00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,772 And I'm looking at him. 752 00:39:25,048 --> 00:39:28,474 Why would I need anything else to make my wedding perfect? 753 00:39:32,318 --> 00:39:35,134 Well, who knew down sizing could be so romantic? 754 00:39:38,796 --> 00:39:40,673 Mrs. Walcott, I presume? 755 00:39:41,064 --> 00:39:42,284 That's right, sugar. 756 00:39:45,124 --> 00:39:47,424 You might wanna check that breast pocket of your suit. 757 00:39:55,123 --> 00:39:57,188 And just so you know, you'll be paying for those 758 00:39:57,423 --> 00:39:59,152 and the lights and the flowers. 759 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,680 I've never seen you look so beautiful. 760 00:40:07,245 --> 00:40:09,436 You clean up pretty good yourself. 761 00:40:19,828 --> 00:40:20,938 Are we ready? 762 00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,197 Are you kidding? They've been dragging this thing out for three years. 763 00:40:30,899 --> 00:40:32,510 We are gathered here today 764 00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:36,938 to join together Mike Delfino and Susan Mayer in matrimony, 765 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:40,575 an honorable estate not to be entered into lightly, 766 00:40:40,911 --> 00:40:42,929 but reverently and soberly... 767 00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:48,260 Family... 768 00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:51,326 there is nothing more important. 769 00:40:53,302 --> 00:40:56,697 They're the ones who show up when we're in trouble... 770 00:40:58,735 --> 00:41:01,536 the ones who push us to succeed... 771 00:41:04,806 --> 00:41:06,339 the ones who help 772 00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:08,521 keep our secrets. 773 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,540 But what of those who have no family to rely on? 774 00:41:15,853 --> 00:41:17,715 To My Beloved Carlos. 775 00:41:19,702 --> 00:41:22,502 What happens to those poor souls... 776 00:41:24,557 --> 00:41:26,771 who have no loved ones to help them 777 00:41:26,990 --> 00:41:28,531 in their hour of need? 778 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,104 Well... 779 00:41:32,082 --> 00:41:35,388 most learn to walk life's road by themselves. 780 00:41:38,689 --> 00:41:40,801 But a sad few of us... 781 00:41:44,317 --> 00:41:45,474 simply... 782 00:41:46,038 --> 00:41:47,336 stop trying. 783 00:41:47,665 --> 00:41:49,026 _/Yellow Sub_ contact@yellowsubteam.com