1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,469 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,528 Victor made himself perfectly clear. 3 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:09,666 Whenever I've wanted something, I've always gotten it. 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,871 - Bree needed to get away. - Finally taking our honeymoon. 5 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,779 Susan couldn't wait to pop the question. 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,476 - Will you marry me? - [laughs] 7 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,814 Lynette received shocking news. 8 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:21,877 You can see this. It could be lymphoma. 9 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,880 Why are you reluctant to commit? 10 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,755 - I'm not in love with you. - Edie... 11 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:31,456 - What if we tried to have a baby? - ... engaged in a dangerous deception. 12 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:39,761 When Gabrielle Solis agreed to marry Victor Lang, 13 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,172 she was determined to have a very traditional wedding. 14 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:48,905 She was even more determined to be a very traditional bride. 15 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:53,009 To that end, the handkerchief in her cleavage was borrowed, 16 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:56,021 the garter on her leg was blue 17 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:59,058 and the diamonds on her ears were old. 18 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:03,528 But sadly for Gabrielle, something was missing. 19 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:08,556 And she was about to throw a traditional fit. 20 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:12,536 It is after three! Where the hell is Bree with my something new? 21 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,938 Her plane landed on time. She'll probably be here any second. 22 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,739 I should have my head examined for agreeing to this. 23 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,747 Who the hell cares about Swiss jewelry anyway? 24 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:25,410 Gabby, Bree went out of her way to buy you that bracelet. 25 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,976 Of course it's the hottest day of the year. 26 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,887 All the guests are out there sweating like pigs. 27 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:35,018 My reception's going to look like the finish line of the Boston Marathon. 28 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,064 If you're freaked out, get married without the bracelet. 29 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,689 Are you out of your mind? 30 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,200 Can't get married without my "something new." 31 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,931 Oh, I have an idea. I just got a lipstick yesterday. 32 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:47,700 You could wear that. 33 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,310 I just paid a makeup artist 500 bucks to do my face. 34 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:55,814 Think I want to march down the aisle looking like I ate a popsicle? 35 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:58,544 OK, it's your big day, so I'm gonna let that slide. 36 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,553 God, it is ten after, and Bree is never late! 37 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,283 Where can she be? 38 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,653 All right, that's it. 39 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:11,163 After I finish zhuzhing my hair, tell the preacher it's showtime. 40 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,826 I can't believe my wedding's already ruined and it hasn't even started. 41 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,096 [Susan screams] 44 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,448 - It's ringing. - Oh, good. 45 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,654 - Bree! - Oh, wow. 46 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,285 - Hello, ladies. - [Gabby] Is that Bree? 47 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,420 She better not have come empty-handed. 48 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,327 Oh, I didn't. 49 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:49,232 [Mary Alice] As promised, Bree had arrived with something new. 50 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,963 Holy crap. 51 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:54,939 And she also... brought the bracelet. 52 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:10,087 Family. There is nothing more important. 53 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:14,217 They are the ones we want to laugh with during the good times. 54 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:19,088 And the ones we need to console us during the bad. 55 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,760 And even though the time comes when they have to leave us... 56 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:29,771 ... their voices still linger in our minds. 57 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:34,543 And, sometimes, we can't help but listen. 58 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:39,013 Tangled web. That's what you're weaving. 59 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,677 Oh, beat it, Mother. 60 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:43,415 Really think this scheme of yours is gonna work? 61 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:46,390 Of course it will. Look at him. 62 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,087 He's practically in love with me already. 63 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:52,359 That's because he thinks you're gonna give him a baby. 64 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,900 Wait till he finds out you're still on the pill. 65 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,300 Shut up, would you? 66 00:03:57,370 --> 00:04:01,739 I just thank the good Lord your father didn't live to see this. 67 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,002 Well, neither did you! 68 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,806 You died alone in a trailer park watching game shows. 69 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,709 And why should I listen to you? 70 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,277 'Cause I know what's waiting for you, missy. 71 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:14,548 This one's gonna leave you like all the others. 72 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:21,492 You're going to end up old and alone, just like I did. 73 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,398 [gasps] 74 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:34,232 Carlos? Carlos! 75 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:37,037 - [Carlos] Down here, babe! - [Edie sighs] 76 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,443 - I'm making you a fruit smoothie. - [doorbell rings] 77 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:47,180 - Chicken or fish? - What? 78 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,212 Haven't gotten your reply card. Chicken or fish? 79 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:54,750 - Oh, right, your wedding. I can't go. - Why not? 80 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,489 I'm a jinx. Look how your last marriage turned out. 81 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:00,589 Come on, Gabby, we both know it'd be weird if I went. 82 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,602 OK, maybe a little. But it'll be weirder if you don't. 83 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,298 - Excuse me? - Everyone knows you living with Edie. 84 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,739 If she shows up alone, people'll think I asked her not to bring you, 85 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,743 like it bugs me you guys are together. 86 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,245 It does. You hit the roof when you found out. 87 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,078 Which is why I have to show people that I'm OK with it! 88 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,778 Please. Just consider it my wedding gift. 89 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,648 OK. But I'm skipping the ceremony. 90 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,817 What? And just go to the reception? You can't do that! 91 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,918 Well, I don't want to make a scene. 92 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,226 You'll vow "till death do us part," I'll bust out laughing, 93 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,163 people will stare... 94 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,496 The reception starts at four. 95 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:45,878 I'm thinking a chocolate fountain'd be a cool centerpiece to a dessert buffet. 96 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,709 Dessert buffet? We're having a wedding cake, right? 97 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,614 - Isn't that dessert? - You have to give people a choice. 98 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,278 Don't you think a chocolate fountain'd be elegant? 99 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:58,415 I don't know. You, a big white dress, melted chocolate. 100 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:01,153 Am I the only one hearing alarm bells? 101 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:05,163 Fine, we'll skip the chocolate. How about a champagne fountain? 102 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,528 I know. 103 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:09,659 We can make the champagne flow through the ice sculpture. 104 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,000 Don't you think we might be going over the top? 105 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:15,632 Mike, these are all fairly standard wedding features. 106 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:19,610 Now you name one thing that you think is going over the top. 107 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,374 How about the dove wrangler? 108 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:25,076 The doves are not going to release themselves. 109 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:27,016 Do we really need 40 of them? 110 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,452 OK, I know that you think that I'm being silly, 111 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,888 but all of our friends went to Bree's wedding, 112 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,119 and now Gabby's. Two months from now, 113 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:36,718 do we want them thinking ours wasn't as nice? 114 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,159 Seems to me our friends wouldn't be there to make petty comparisons, 115 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,136 - they'd be there to celebrate our love. - You would think that, but no. 116 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,574 Come on, this is something that we have both looked forward to for so long. 117 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,170 Don't you want it to be perfect? 118 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,478 Oh, I guess. About the doves, though. 119 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,108 What? 120 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:03,477 You in a wedding gown, 40 birds circling overhead? 121 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,717 Again, not liking those odds. 122 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,822 Oh, it's not as bad as it sounds. 123 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:17,200 It's Hodgkin's Lymphoma and, apparently, if you're going to get lymphoma, 124 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,101 that's the kind you want. 125 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,402 Hey, you want to hold it down up there, kids? 126 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,272 I'm trying to talk to your Aunt Lucy! Thank you. 127 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:28,302 Anyway, I know I said that we would come and visit you this June, 128 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:32,374 but I'll be a little woozy and bald from the chemo, so... 129 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:36,513 Oh, thanks for understanding. Oh, one more thing. 130 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:40,620 Our insurance policy has a really high deductible, 131 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:44,720 so we are strapped financially, and I was wondering if maybe you and Dave 132 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,628 might be able to... 133 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,599 Oh, really? 134 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,400 No, I am not asking Mom. 135 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,807 She doesn't know about any of this, so don't you tell her, OK? 136 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,209 We'll be fine. I love you. Bye. 137 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,941 I take it that's a no on the loan. 138 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:08,578 Yep, Dave lost his job at the plant, and he is now handing out fliers 139 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,282 at a chicken restaurant and, prepare to wince, 140 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,655 there is a chicken suit involved. 141 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,951 Ouch. 142 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,121 Where are we gonna find this $10,000? 143 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:24,363 You leave that to me. I want you to focus on getting better. 144 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,496 - But honey... - I will find it. 145 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,507 Meanwhile, we'll make some sacrifices around here. 146 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:33,636 My tennis club membership is up this month. I'm not renewing. 147 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,445 Should you be playing tennis after your back surgery? 148 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,950 Probably not. 149 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:46,624 Well, in that spirit, as soon as I start chemo, I will be giving up shampoo. 150 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,991 OK, thanks. Taxi's here. 151 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:58,101 Are you sure you're ready to go back? We could wait another week. 152 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,196 And miss Gabby's wedding? No, I'll be fine. 153 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,205 Is this the dress you were thinking for the ceremony? 154 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,541 Yes. 155 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:10,605 Oh, good. I'll fold it in tissue so it doesn't wrinkle. 156 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,945 Oh, darling. I don't deserve you. 157 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:17,820 Oh, come on, we agreed, no more tears. 158 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,926 I'm so sorry to be putting you through this. 159 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:25,259 I wouldn't blame you if you ran like hell and never looked back. 160 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:30,064 Stop. I'm going to raise this child and love it as if it were my own. 161 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:34,833 Now, let's see a smile. 162 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,048 Glad you could join us, Milton. Good to get to know you before the wedding. 163 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,712 Thank you. You know, I must say, 164 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,758 all these months I thought Victor was exaggerating, 165 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:56,522 but he hasn't done you justice. You, my dear, are a flawless beauty. 166 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,621 [chuckles] I'm hardly flawless. 167 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,599 I'm sure I have a blemish hidden away somewhere. 168 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,225 That's a search I'd relish. 169 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:08,399 - She is way out of your league, Dad. - Honey, he's a multimillionaire. 170 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,169 He runs my league. 171 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:13,767 [laughs] By the way, I ran into Keith Perkinson last week. 172 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,974 - How is the venerable state chairman? - Impressed with you. 173 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,949 Liked the way you ran your campaign. 174 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:22,078 If you keep your numbers up, he might consider supporting you 175 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,145 - in the next governor's race. - Really? 176 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,787 [laughs] 177 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,530 - What's so funny? - You've got to be kidding, right? 178 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:37,399 Just finished a campaign. You're not about to put me through another one. 179 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,406 - But I thought you loved campaigning. - God, no. It's a complete snore. 180 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,274 Pasting a smile on my face while you say the same speech for the 50th time. 181 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,812 But you were a natural. People loved you. 182 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,745 Well, the feeling wasn't mutual. 183 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:53,649 You think I enjoyed sipping tea with these frumpy matrons who wore 184 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:57,883 loud poly-blend pantsuits? Know how many times I wanted to scream, 185 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,289 "Vote for my husband, you colorblind cow!" 186 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:04,193 I think you've discovered something very important about democracy. 187 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:07,357 The nation is full of fools, and everyone gets a vote. 188 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,264 They're not gonna get us again. 189 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,203 I made nice with Fairview, I'm not about to suck up to the whole damn state. 190 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,872 What are you doing? 191 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,948 Some guy out in Mount Pleasant's got a cracked water heater. 192 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,083 It's three in the morning. 193 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:38,324 Well, I started advertising as a 24-hour plumber. 194 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,160 After midnight, I get triple time. 195 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:44,396 OK, that's crazy. You can't work around the clock. It's not healthy. 196 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,871 This is the third night I've worked this week. I'm fine so far. 197 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,534 You've been sneaking out while I've been asleep? 198 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,099 What are you, ninja plumber? 199 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:55,113 It's just for a little while, to earn some extra money. 200 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,846 Is this about the wedding? 201 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:06,489 We agreed we want it to be nice. 202 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,823 But we didn't agree on this. 203 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,385 Maybe I can scale things back a bit. 204 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,956 How? Have a ginger ale fountain? 205 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,662 Make paper doves and hope it's windy? 206 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,571 OK, seriously, you don't have to kill yourself. 207 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,938 I could max out my credit card. 208 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,202 Is that really how you want to start our life together, in debt? 209 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,544 No, I want to start out happy. 210 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,384 Clearly, you're upset, and I don't know why. 211 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,055 I'm not Ian. 212 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:43,926 I can't afford to move you into a mansion or fly you off to Paris. 213 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,864 I'll be damned if I don't give you the same dream wedding he'd have given you. 214 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,494 I'll see you in the morning. 215 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,335 - [doorbell rings] - [kids chatter] 216 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,973 Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it? 217 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,074 Mom. 218 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,882 How do you think you could handle this without me? 219 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,788 - Stella? - Oh, there's my Tommy-boy. Come here. 220 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,390 Oh, God. 221 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,863 Oh, listen, be a love, will you, honey, and get my bags from the cab. 222 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,797 Bags? She's staying? 223 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:26,804 Yep. And do not tip the driver. SOB wouldn't let me smoke. 224 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:34,804 Jeez, Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center. 225 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,815 Hey, kids, Grandma's here. 226 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,746 OK, what did you tell them about me? 227 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,552 It's been five years, Mom. They don't remember you. 228 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,388 They'll remember me this time, I brought presents. 229 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,449 - Cool! - Hey. 230 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:53,897 For you, and you and you. 231 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,832 These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these. 232 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,202 I'm too old to remember what the hell six-year-olds like. 233 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,640 - We're eight! - What do I care? 234 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:08,373 - Just say "thank you." - Thank you. 235 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,144 Oh, who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend? 236 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:16,052 - No! She's my sister! - Oh... 237 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,621 Is that Tom's little b-a-s-t-a...? 238 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,321 OK, kids! Time to get your toys and play upstairs. 239 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,386 Come on, Penny. Come on, sweetie. 240 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,455 Let's go, everybody. 241 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,567 Listen, I really appreciate you coming to help, but 242 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,871 - as you can see, I'm perfectly fine. - [scoffs] For now. 243 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:42,175 How are you gonna handle that mob when you're flat on your ass from chemo? 244 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,307 I'll manage. 245 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,841 You got through breast cancer while raising the three of us alone. 246 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,446 I was not alone. I had you. 247 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:55,823 Lynette was all of 13, and she still looked after her sisters, 248 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,456 cleaned the house, cooked the meals, and I was curled up in a ball, 249 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,589 puking my guts out. 250 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,897 Well, that's what you get when you mix chemo and vodka gimlets. 251 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:09,572 You can goad me all you like, Lynette. I did not come here to fight. 252 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:15,073 Now trust me, cookie, I have memorized the whole catalogue of subjects 253 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,342 you and I can no longer discuss. 254 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:21,079 If that means that we have to talk about the weather for three months, 255 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:25,487 then fine. But I am staying. 256 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:30,290 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick a child out of its room. 257 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,833 [Edie moans, giggles] 258 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,567 OK, legs up. 259 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,144 Oh, you want to do it again? 260 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:50,170 No. I've been doing a lot of research, 261 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:54,549 and gravity helps facilitate the sperm reaching the eggs. 262 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,145 So heave-ho! 263 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:01,750 Could we try a little light spooning before you hang me like a side of beef? 264 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,556 Edie, we're trying to have a baby. 265 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,462 Well, could we be a little less clinical? 266 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,524 Maybe let nature take its course. 267 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,570 Nature is not on our side anymore. 268 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:17,534 You're no spring chicken and those eggs aren't exactly farm fresh. 269 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,237 OK, stop referring to me as poultry! 270 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,305 Sorry. Can we just try this? It's only for 30 minutes. 271 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,716 Thirty minutes! I am not staying in this position for half an hour! 272 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,653 Listen, I know that this requires some work, 273 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:35,490 but it will all be worth it when we have our beautiful, beautiful baby, right? 274 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:46,971 Right. I guess I could make some sacrifices. 275 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,301 That's my girl. 276 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,142 - Can I get you anything? - Yeah, I'd kill for a beer. 277 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,871 - Sorry. No alcohol. - What? For how long? 278 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,214 Just until the baby's born. Oh, and you stop nursing. 279 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,583 Don't worry, I'll get you a nice herbal tea. 280 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,320 Just for a few months, while you're in treatment. 281 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,092 We're gonna have to find someone to watch the kids. 282 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,498 No! I am not leaving that woman in charge of our children. 283 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,128 In three months, the twins will be chain-smoking 284 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,035 and Penny will be an alcoholic. 285 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,041 We can manage. We've got McCluskey. 286 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:27,909 She costs money. Money we won't have if we pay someone to replace you at work. 287 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,949 You said not to worry about money, you'd find it somewhere. 288 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,005 I did. 289 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,645 What? Someone loaned us $10,000? 290 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,316 No, gave us. And we can't thank her by kicking her out. 291 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:44,585 No! Tom, you didn't ask my mother! 292 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,689 Didn't have to. She knew that you hit up Lucy, so she offered. 293 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:51,031 - Well, we're giving it back. - No, we can't afford to. 294 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:55,301 Tom, you don't know half the stuff she did to us. 295 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,104 She would get drunk and smack us around. 296 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,271 She'd meet some new guy, and then drop us off at her sister's 297 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,337 for a week because he wasn't into kids. 298 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,905 OK, so she was a crappy mom. 299 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,543 You said yourself that she has mellowed. 300 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:11,555 - Now she wants to make amends. - If you would just try to understand. 301 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,524 I think that I've been pretty understanding lately. 302 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,359 - What's that supposed to mean? - I think you know. 303 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,694 In the middle of everything I'm dealing with, 304 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,529 you're gonna throw Rick in my face? 305 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,195 When someone we love hurts us, if we still love them, 306 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,637 we deal with it and we move on. 307 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,899 If I can do it, so can you. 308 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,681 So forgiving my mother, that's my penance? 309 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,175 Yeah. I think it is. 310 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,890 You said we weren't supposed to spend 311 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:01,030 - the night before the wedding together. - I was trying to respect tradition, 312 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,370 but I got horny. 313 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,771 Wow. 314 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:09,109 I guess we'll just have to start the honeymoon early, won't we? 315 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:13,117 - Let me get rid of this stuff. - What are you working on so late? 316 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,176 Nothing. 317 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,553 Polling data? Why are you polling? The election's over. 318 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,150 Just a little research. God, you look hot. 319 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,685 Is this about running for governor? I told you how I feel about that. 320 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:29,165 My dad just set up a little exploratory committee. 321 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,668 - It's no big deal. - OK, let's explore it now. 322 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,996 - Nope. Not gonna happen. - Gabby. 323 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:38,736 Victor, ever since we met, it's been photo ops and fundraisers, 324 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,801 - and I'm sick of it! - I'm a politician. 325 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,005 Think I want my career 326 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,709 - to begin and end in the suburbs? - Fairview's home. Don't want to leave! 327 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,617 Can't make this decision without me! Gonna be your wife. 328 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,417 - Exactly! Not my career advisor. - I don't get a vote? 329 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,219 - Not if it's a veto! - OK, look, no! 330 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:56,227 I already married a man who put his career before me, 331 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,195 and I swore I wasn't going to again. 332 00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:01,426 Well, I swore I would not let a stupid woman hold me back! 333 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,004 That did not come out the way I wanted it to. 334 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,005 I'm sorry. I'm sor... I'm really sorry. 335 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,172 I've been under a lot of pressure lately. 336 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:20,275 Well, here's one less thing you have to worry about: our wedding. 337 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,417 You can't cancel the wedding. It's too late. 338 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,685 As far as I'm concerned, it's just in the nick of time. 339 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,433 [doorbell rings] 340 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,838 Good morning, Gabby. 341 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,875 God, Milton, the newspaper's not even here yet. 342 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,605 I'm sorry it's so early. I just came to apologize. 343 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,546 Why? What happened wasn't your fault. 344 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,784 That's not exactly the case. 345 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:58,812 - Is that coffee I smell? - [sighs] 346 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,458 You only bolted because Victor wants to be governor. 347 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,121 He only wants to be governor because of me. 348 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,894 You suggested it. You can't make him go after something he doesn't want. 349 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,559 The hell I can't. 350 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,271 Ever since he was a kid, Victor's been killing himself 351 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,830 trying to live up to his big-shot father. 352 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:20,275 - He's desperate for my approval. - Why? 353 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:23,439 I suppose because he's never gotten it. 354 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,177 Everything he does, even becoming mayor, 355 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,811 I somehow let him know that it's not quite enough. 356 00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:33,756 Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm right to push. 357 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:37,022 - That's why he's so successful. - So, what are you saying, 358 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:40,258 I should marry Victor because you're a withholding father? 359 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,790 No, I just want you to understand why he does what he does. 360 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,834 Fine. I get it. But why would I want a husband who values 361 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,102 his father's opinion more than mine? 362 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,835 Well, he doesn't really care much what I think anymore. 363 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:58,542 After you left last night he called me and, what's the phrase, 364 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,278 "tore me a new one." 365 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:04,019 - He did? - He said, because of me, 366 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,922 he'd lost the best thing that had ever happened to him. 367 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:11,292 And if he couldn't win you back, I could take my money and buy a new son 368 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:14,594 because I was never going to be hearing from him again. 369 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,796 He blew off 80 million? 370 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:24,703 Well, if he cares about me so damn much, why am I not hearing this from him? 371 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,002 I think you're about to. 372 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,180 Is there a back way out of here? 373 00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,997 Aren't you going to be late for Gabby's wedding? 374 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,100 Oh, weddings are boring. I like to sneak in at the end, 375 00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,078 look teary-eyed and pretend I was there the whole time. 376 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:05,313 I am going to see you at the reception. 377 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,545 Oh! Uh, hi, Danny. 378 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:14,658 Carlos, the paper boy's here! Could you pay him? Come on in. 379 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,757 Hey. Here you go, Danny. 380 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,997 Oh, looks like I'm a little short. 381 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,596 Can I catch you later? 382 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,231 No. 383 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,304 All right, hold on. 384 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:50,157 - Oh, my God. - What's that? 385 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,057 It's birth control pills. 386 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:55,796 I'm gonna need cash. 387 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,163 - [Andrew] Welcome home. - I have missed you, sweetheart. 388 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,803 Here, allow me. 389 00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:09,739 Well, hello there, Julie. 390 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,945 - You guys are back! - Wow, somebody's blonder. 391 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,180 Oh, yeah, my mom hates it too. 392 00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:18,279 So where's Danielle? 393 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:23,316 Well, while we were in Switzerland she ran across this boarding school. 394 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:26,023 She fell in love with it and just insisted that we 395 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:29,328 - let her spend a year abroad. - Wow. 396 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:33,132 She must be having a good time. She hasn't returned any of my phone calls. 397 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,606 Oh, well, you know, her school's up in the mountains 398 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,269 and her cell phone reception is kind of funky. 399 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,075 She hasn't answered my e-mails either. 400 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,583 I am going to call her tonight and have a little talk with her 401 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,278 about common courtesy and I'm sure that you'll get 402 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:49,877 an e-mail tomorrow morning. 403 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,656 We should go. Got to get that bracelet to Gabby before the wedding. 404 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,523 Well, I'll see you guys there. Bye. 405 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:03,129 - Well, that was uncomfortable. - You have no idea. 406 00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:05,294 Everyone's been asking questions. 407 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,804 This might not be as easy as we'd hoped. 408 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:15,712 [guests chatter] 409 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:21,612 There. Now you have something new. 410 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:24,646 So how do I look? 411 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:28,454 You are now, officially, the most beautiful bride that ever lived. 412 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,553 - Until your wedding, of course. - Nice save. 413 00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:36,799 It means so much to me that we're all here together right now. 414 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,197 And break! 415 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:46,604 Love you. 416 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,786 [minister] We are gathered here today to join together... 417 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:04,090 ... Victor Lang and Gabrielle Marquez in matrimony. 418 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:07,290 An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly, 419 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,230 but reverently and soberly. 420 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:14,739 This is a lifetime union, based on love, honor, and trust. 421 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:18,367 Be my new best friend. Premium scotch. Keep it coming. 422 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:23,642 You are promising to accept each other. 423 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:27,708 Promising not only to love for today, but to extend that love... 424 00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:30,584 Carlos! I thought you weren't coming until... 425 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:31,747 Save it. 426 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:34,758 If these two should not be together, speak now... 427 00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:37,124 - OK, look, I can explain. - Don't bother! 428 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,191 Your lies were more convincing when I cared. 429 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,931 Victor, do you take Gabrielle to be your lawful wedded wife, 430 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:49,337 - through good times and bad... - Carlos! You've got to understand! 431 00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:52,638 I do want to have a baby with you, just not yet! 432 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:56,977 I just... I wanted to give you a chance to fall in love with me first. 433 00:26:57,048 --> 00:27:00,074 I don't believe you. And I will never trust you again. 434 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:03,587 Well, what was I supposed to do? You backed me into a corner! 435 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:07,887 And you were gonna bail on us and I was just trying to save what we had! 436 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,054 Carlos, don't leave me. 437 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,692 - Please just talk to me. - I am done with you. 438 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,393 Carlos! 439 00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,995 [minister] Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, 440 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:24,769 - Mr. and Mrs. Victor Lang! - [crowd applauds] 441 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:29,405 I'm sorry! [cries] 442 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,514 Mrs. McCluskey. Enjoy the wedding? 443 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,287 Nice. Very classy. 444 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,523 What the hell was that brouhaha between Carlos and Edie? 445 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,758 I don't know and I don't care. 446 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:51,199 Today I am so filled with love, I can forgive anyone anything. 447 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:55,470 Oh, but if you do see them again, call security. 448 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,269 So we're in Zürich and I am sick after breakfast 449 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,972 for the third morning in a row. I thought to myself, 450 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:05,847 "Dear God, I hope I have not developed an allergy to chocolate brioche. 451 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:07,680 Life wouldn't be worth living." 452 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:11,617 I said, "That's it, we're seeing a doctor." 453 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,591 You could've knocked us over with a feather when he said 454 00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:16,320 she was two months pregnant. 455 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:19,886 I think it's so great and we could not be happier for you. 456 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:22,262 - When's your due date? - Not until the fall, 457 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,063 but enough about me. This is your day. You and Victor. 458 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:28,196 - Who, by the way, I have not met yet. - My gosh, that's right. 459 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:30,434 OK, you stay here, I'm going to go grab him. 460 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:35,571 [sighs] It's so good to be back. 461 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,945 I can't believe how much is happening. 462 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:41,543 I mean, you and Gabby getting married, and I'm having a baby. 463 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:43,814 What's going on with you, Lynette? 464 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:47,082 Nothing. Same old, same old. 465 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:48,989 Really? Everything OK, sweetie? 466 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,961 You haven't seemed yourself the last couple weeks. 467 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:55,798 I'm fine. Everything's just fine. 468 00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:00,501 [Victor] I'll tell you this much, I'm exhausted. 469 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,870 I'll be glad when this day's over. 470 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:05,102 [Milton] Well, it was all worth it. 471 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:08,168 Marrying Gabby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 472 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:12,178 Her bringing the Latino vote, the governor's mansion's yours. 473 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,878 Well, that's assuming I can change her mind. 474 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,421 Had to make concessions to get her down the aisle. 475 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,356 Well, you're the husband now. The rules have changed. 476 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,859 Be nice, buy her a few pretty things. 477 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:26,727 Trust me, you'll be able to tame that little spitfire. 478 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:29,631 Not worried. I've always been able to manage my assets. 479 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,237 Did you find him? 480 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,979 No. I'm still looking, but I'll let you know. 481 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:57,594 - [music on TV] - Movie's over, amen. 482 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,728 Go out and play. Go on. Out. 483 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,967 They're just gonna go play guns. Can I watch another movie? 484 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:12,976 Lynette said one was the limit and she'll be home soon. 485 00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:14,511 No, she won't. 486 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:18,071 Whenever they go out they always come home at least an hour later 487 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,411 than they say they will. 488 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:23,682 Aren't you an observant little monkey. 489 00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,988 Tell me, sweetie, 490 00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:31,688 would you know anything about a man named Rick? 491 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,721 Yeah, I know Rick. 492 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,324 My daddy and Lynette had a big fight about him. 493 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:38,892 Really? 494 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,731 Sounds like there's, maybe, a little story there. 495 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:47,973 If I tell you, could I watch a really good grown-up movie? 496 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:53,244 If it's a really good grown-up story. 497 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:58,888 OK, I got you some appetizers to tide you over. 498 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,948 We have mini-quiches and beef satay 499 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:04,188 and something called Crystal Coast shrimp with grits, 500 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:07,925 but it's mostly grits because I ate all the shrimp on my way over. 501 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,990 Mike? 502 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:26,041 Reverend, that was such a beautiful ceremony. 503 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:29,177 Really just heartfelt and moving. The whole package. 504 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,688 - Why, thank you. - It was really impressive. 505 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,883 So, what are you doing tonight? 506 00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:46,732 Carlos. I didn't know you were in here. 507 00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:48,669 I got a little thirsty. 508 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,573 Yes, I can see that. 509 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:56,538 Gabby, I am sorry if I ruined your wedding. 510 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,216 But if it's any consolation, I also ruined my life. [chuckles] 511 00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:05,112 What are you talking about? 512 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,222 A couple years ago I was totally happy. 513 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,061 I had a home, you, a great career. 514 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,356 And I don't understand how I let it all go to hell. 515 00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:21,203 And now, here I am, back at square one. 516 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:25,908 [chuckles] I really blew it. 517 00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:32,073 What am I doing? 518 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,345 I shouldn't be dumping this on you. 519 00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:37,445 It's your wedding day. Go to Victor. 520 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,958 I'm going to stay right here... 521 00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:52,361 Well, I don't know how you did it. 522 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:55,565 The kids are asleep and the cough syrup hasn't been touched. 523 00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:00,077 Boy, you're just waiting for an excuse to give me the boot. 524 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:03,409 Well, if history's any indicator, I won't have to wait long. 525 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:07,416 So you don't think people can change? 526 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:13,113 [chuckles] I think, at a certain point, people just are who they are. 527 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,116 Well, I think people can change. 528 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:22,026 Now take you. You were the perfect wife and mom. 529 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,263 Then along came Rick. 530 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,705 - How did you...? - Come on, Lynette. 531 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:34,506 You were young when I was sneaking around, but you knew something was up. 532 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,381 - You heard about this from my kids? - Just the girl. 533 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:44,615 And all she knows is that, "Daddy got mad because Rick liked you." 534 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,251 Nothing happened between me and Rick. 535 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:54,890 Yes, he came on to me, but unlike you, I controlled myself. 536 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,457 Well, you had Tom to come home to. 537 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:00,394 I had your stepfather. 538 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:01,961 Hey, Glen may have bored you, 539 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,669 but the years we had a father in that house were the happiest of my life. 540 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:09,338 You didn't care about that though, did you? You just drove him away. 541 00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:13,145 And you couldn't wait to pay me back! 542 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:17,454 Do you remember what you said the next year? When I got sick? 543 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,055 - No, I don't. - Liar. 544 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,851 You said I earned it. 545 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:27,124 It was God's punishment. 546 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,690 How are you feeling now, Lynette? 547 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,894 You think you're being punished? 548 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,565 How can you say that? 549 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:41,205 You were so sanctimonious. 550 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:45,613 You could not imagine what sort of woman could do that kind of thing. 551 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:48,117 Not so hard to imagine now, is it? 552 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:51,622 Stop comparing us. I never did what you did. 553 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,251 No, you just wanted to. 554 00:34:56,828 --> 00:35:00,025 You're leaving tomorrow. I don't want your money. 555 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:04,432 - I don't want you in my house. - Hey! You are sick, Lynette. 556 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:09,470 You think you know what you're in for 'cause you watched me go through it? 557 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,008 Watching it is nothing. 558 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:16,079 You are going to feel worse than you thought a person could feel, 559 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:20,777 and I'll be holding your hand through every damn minute. 560 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:25,650 You can't stay if I don't want you here. 561 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,453 You can fight me or you can fight the cancer. 562 00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:33,291 Trust me, you won't have the strength to do both. 563 00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:51,480 Andrew, do young people still say "awesome"? 564 00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:54,780 Not so much. Try "off the hook." 565 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,979 "Off the hook"? That doesn't make sense. 566 00:35:57,054 --> 00:36:00,285 Fine. Type in "groovy." See if I care. 567 00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:07,663 Hello. Hodge residence. 568 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:09,131 Oh, hi, Danielle. 569 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,192 Listen, I am sending Julie Mayer an e-mail from you. 570 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:16,036 Now would you say that your school was quote, off the hook, unquote? 571 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,507 No. I would say it was "sucky," 572 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:21,977 or "crappy," or "a freaking nightmare." 573 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,742 If you're gonna complain, I'm going to hang up. 574 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:27,079 Mom, you have got to talk to the nuns. 575 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,484 They are so harsh with me. And they have all these stupid rules. 576 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:34,184 If those rules had been in place when you took up with Edie's nephew, 577 00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:35,953 you might not be in this pickle. 578 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,962 Mom, please, I just want to come home. 579 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,658 Look, I am gonna say this one last time. 580 00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:44,223 You are gonna stay put until that baby is born. 581 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,637 Don't forget, we're driving up this weekend 582 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:50,640 and I am bringing your favorite, lemon squares. And... 583 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:57,881 - Darling, can I draw you a bath? - Oh, that would be lovely. 584 00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,851 Oh, would you give me a hand, please? 585 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,558 There you go. 586 00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:17,226 - Almost time for the six-month size. - Oh, don't remind me. 587 00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:24,339 No. No, it's no problem. I can fix that for you. 588 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,706 Just give me your name and address. 589 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:31,509 [woman] I'm Mrs. Emmeline Walcott and I'm at 42 Old Mill Road. 590 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:34,073 I've got to stop and pick up a Douglas valve, 591 00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:37,712 but I should be there in 45 minutes tops. 592 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:43,291 I hate to see you drive when you're this tired. 593 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:45,989 There's some iced coffee in the fridge. 594 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,757 I'll be fine. 595 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,460 See you when I get back. 596 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:01,937 - You were great. - Did y'all ever doubt I would be? 597 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,344 Hurry up and get dressed. 598 00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,314 - We only have 45 minutes! - OK. 599 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:22,062 Are you Mike? 600 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,795 Yeah. I'm looking for a Mrs. Walcott's house. 601 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:28,862 You've come to the right place. Here, put this on. 602 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,278 You mind telling me what Susan's up to? 603 00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,340 Ask her yourself. 604 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,559 Hello. 605 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,135 Are you sure about this? 606 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:07,542 I don't want you to look back and regret not having your perfect wedding. 607 00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:09,306 I don't know if you've noticed, 608 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:12,144 but my idea of a perfect wedding keeps changing. 609 00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:17,083 One day I want white roses and then I want lilies. 610 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:21,082 First I want a harpist and then a string quartet. 611 00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:24,291 Only one thing stays constant... 612 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,656 ...and I'm looking at him. 613 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,999 Why would I need anything else to make my wedding perfect? 614 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:42,239 Well, who knew downsizing could be so romantic? 615 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,306 Yeah. 616 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,648 - Mrs. Walcott, I presume? - That's right, sugar. 617 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,786 You might want to check that breast pocket of your suit. 618 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,064 Just so you know, you'll be paying for those 619 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,864 and the lights and the flowers. 620 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,401 I've never seen you look so beautiful. 621 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:16,002 You clean up pretty good yourself. 622 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,082 Are we ready? 623 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,457 Are you kidding? They've been dragging this out for three years. 624 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:40,297 We are gathered here today to join together 625 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:43,738 Mike Delfino and Susan Mayer in matrimony. 626 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:46,971 An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly, 627 00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:49,672 but reverently and soberly. 628 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:57,717 [Mary Alice] Family. There is nothing more important. 629 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:03,151 They are the ones who show up when we're in trouble. 630 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:08,055 The ones who push us to succeed. 631 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:15,033 The ones who help keep our secrets. 632 00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:22,112 But what of those who have no family to rely on? 633 00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:29,110 What happens to those poor souls... 634 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:35,119 ... who have no loved ones to help them in their hour of need? 635 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:42,022 Well, most learn to walk life's road by themselves... 636 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:44,226 [chair clattering] 637 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,830 ... but a sad few of us... 638 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:54,303 ... simply stop trying.