1 00:00:00,102 --> 00:00:01,734 Back in the '80s, my brother and I 2 00:00:01,758 --> 00:00:03,710 never liked the same music. 3 00:00:03,735 --> 00:00:04,801 That is, until we heard a group 4 00:00:04,826 --> 00:00:06,827 that would change our lives forever. 5 00:00:06,828 --> 00:00:08,895 ♪ Ell, I'm Mike D, and I'm back from the dead ♪ 6 00:00:08,973 --> 00:00:11,006 ♪ Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med ♪ 7 00:00:11,075 --> 00:00:12,302 The Beastie Boys. 8 00:00:12,318 --> 00:00:14,290 To us, they weren't just a rap group. 9 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,148 They were a way of life. 10 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,851 We copied their videos and memorized every single lyric. 11 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,587 Simply put, they were a game-changer. 12 00:00:21,656 --> 00:00:23,789 I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us, 13 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:26,458 - he would be like, "We should be best friends." - For sure! 14 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,096 We're practically related... 15 00:00:28,121 --> 00:00:31,030 They rap, they party hard, and they're in the tribe. 16 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,131 All three of them! 17 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,626 What are the chances? 18 00:00:33,651 --> 00:00:34,700 Wait a minute. 19 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,335 Do you realize what this means? 20 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,596 If the Beasties can make it, so can we. 21 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:39,620 Answer me this... 22 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:41,389 Do we not have a license to ill? 23 00:00:41,456 --> 00:00:43,156 Dude, you spelled "license" wrong. 24 00:00:43,225 --> 00:00:46,059 Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock. 25 00:00:46,128 --> 00:00:47,494 I think you have what it takes 26 00:00:47,562 --> 00:00:50,864 to join my Beastie-boys-inspired supergroup The Tasty Boys. 27 00:00:50,932 --> 00:00:52,932 Could we give it five more minutes on the name? 28 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:54,167 No! The name has stuck. 29 00:00:54,236 --> 00:00:56,202 You'd really let me into your rap supergroup? 30 00:00:56,271 --> 00:00:57,207 Of course. 31 00:00:57,232 --> 00:00:59,506 Your weird voice sounds like you have a young man 32 00:00:59,574 --> 00:01:01,274 and an old woman stuck in your body, 33 00:01:01,343 --> 00:01:02,742 so I'll clearly be the breakout star. 34 00:01:02,811 --> 00:01:03,676 I accept! 35 00:01:03,745 --> 00:01:04,778 Ill. 36 00:01:04,846 --> 00:01:06,946 We are so ill. 37 00:01:07,015 --> 00:01:09,482 Who's ill? Oh, my god, get to bed. 38 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:10,884 No one's going to school today. 39 00:01:10,952 --> 00:01:12,052 - But... - Ba-ba-ba! 40 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,721 We're both ill and sick. 41 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:15,989 I guess the only thing I can do 42 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:17,757 is wait on you hand and foot in front of the TV. 43 00:01:17,826 --> 00:01:19,059 Come on. Yeah. 44 00:01:19,127 --> 00:01:20,693 Being a rap star is awesome! 45 00:01:29,805 --> 00:01:32,238 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 46 00:01:37,446 --> 00:01:39,612 It was January 6, 1980-something... 47 00:01:39,681 --> 00:01:41,347 The fateful day my mom 48 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:44,217 - first laid eyes on our neighbors' new kitchen. - Ta-da! 49 00:01:44,286 --> 00:01:45,730 Everything was brand-new. 50 00:01:45,755 --> 00:01:48,755 It was an '80s architectural masterpiece of formica 51 00:01:48,824 --> 00:01:50,056 and every shade of brown. 52 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:51,958 Is that a Lazy Susan? 53 00:01:52,027 --> 00:01:52,959 It is! 54 00:01:53,028 --> 00:01:54,671 Is this almond-colored? 55 00:01:54,696 --> 00:01:56,029 It's beautiful. 56 00:01:56,098 --> 00:01:57,263 Like dirty snow. 57 00:01:57,332 --> 00:01:59,766 This linoleum... it looks like real tile. 58 00:01:59,835 --> 00:02:02,869 Oh, it spins around! Look! 59 00:02:02,938 --> 00:02:05,305 The cinnamon was in the back, and now it's in the front! 60 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:08,508 And the best part... Charles did the whole thing himself, 61 00:02:08,577 --> 00:02:09,609 and it cost half the price. 62 00:02:09,678 --> 00:02:10,710 - Get out. - I swear. 63 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:12,145 No, get out of my way. 64 00:02:12,214 --> 00:02:14,481 Move your body. I must speak to Murray now. 65 00:02:14,549 --> 00:02:15,682 Wha... 66 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,884 We're getting a new kitchen. 67 00:02:17,953 --> 00:02:19,185 What's wrong with the old kitchen? 68 00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:20,854 You just said it... it's old. 69 00:02:20,922 --> 00:02:23,189 It doesn't have what I need in a kitchen. Hello, Bill. 70 00:02:23,258 --> 00:02:25,859 All you need in the kitchen is food and forks... 71 00:02:25,927 --> 00:02:27,193 and maybe a cup or two. 72 00:02:27,262 --> 00:02:29,729 Also, you'd be surprised how often you use a juicer. 73 00:02:29,798 --> 00:02:32,332 Then it's settled. We're gonna get a juicer. 74 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,234 Damn it, Bevy, you win again. 75 00:02:34,302 --> 00:02:36,648 I mean it. We need to renovate. 76 00:02:36,673 --> 00:02:38,771 This thing should be in a museum... 77 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,174 a museum of ugly refrigerators. 78 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:42,242 Blech! 79 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:43,476 And look at this floor. 80 00:02:43,545 --> 00:02:45,912 No, don't. It'll give you a seizure. 81 00:02:45,981 --> 00:02:48,948 And what about these Lazy-Susan-less cabinets? 82 00:02:49,017 --> 00:02:50,817 I've got to move the other spices out of the way 83 00:02:50,886 --> 00:02:52,185 like a wild animal. 84 00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:53,920 Like, "oh, here's the tarragon." 85 00:02:53,989 --> 00:02:54,954 Oh. 86 00:02:55,023 --> 00:02:56,489 And now I'm stressed out. 87 00:02:56,558 --> 00:02:57,598 She did make a mess. 88 00:02:57,623 --> 00:03:00,193 Bevy, I'd love to give you a new kitchen, 89 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:01,684 but it would cost a fortune. 90 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:03,840 And the materials alone... 91 00:03:03,865 --> 00:03:05,098 I'm a tile man. 92 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,166 I'll hook you up for free. 93 00:03:06,234 --> 00:03:07,333 Yeah, but the labor. 94 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:08,401 I'll install it myself. 95 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:10,003 Bill, read the room. 96 00:03:10,071 --> 00:03:11,471 I see what this is about. 97 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,773 You don't want this 'cause you're afraid of change. 98 00:03:13,842 --> 00:03:15,437 What are you talking about? 99 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,177 You're a creature of habit. 100 00:03:17,245 --> 00:03:18,444 For the last 10 years, 101 00:03:18,513 --> 00:03:21,114 you've had the same job, same car, same clothes. 102 00:03:21,183 --> 00:03:22,648 Just because I like things a certain way 103 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:24,083 doesn't mean I'm a creature of habit. 104 00:03:24,152 --> 00:03:25,952 Then how do you explain this? 105 00:03:26,021 --> 00:03:28,657 Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola announced new Coke, 106 00:03:28,682 --> 00:03:31,212 which sent their old-school customers into a tailspin. 107 00:03:31,237 --> 00:03:34,227 The second you find out that Coke is changing their recipe, 108 00:03:34,252 --> 00:03:35,828 you start to stockpile. 109 00:03:35,897 --> 00:03:38,498 What kind of person is afraid of new Coke? 110 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:39,566 It's nuts. 111 00:03:39,591 --> 00:03:40,867 I'm not afraid. 112 00:03:40,936 --> 00:03:42,835 I just like the old-timey original kind. 113 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,668 Okay, see? You're just proving my point. 114 00:03:44,693 --> 00:03:46,005 Bevy, I try new stuff... 115 00:03:46,074 --> 00:03:47,807 like that big pink orange I ate that one time. 116 00:03:47,876 --> 00:03:49,475 - The grapefruit? - Yeah. 117 00:03:49,544 --> 00:03:50,710 Never again. 118 00:03:50,779 --> 00:03:53,646 The point is, I love change. 119 00:03:53,715 --> 00:03:57,083 Well, there's gonna be some big changes around here. 120 00:03:57,152 --> 00:03:58,685 Big changes! 121 00:03:58,753 --> 00:04:00,553 As my mom was laying down the law, 122 00:04:00,622 --> 00:04:02,255 Barry was laying down some tracks. 123 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:04,557 ♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪ 124 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:07,427 ♪ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary ♪ 125 00:04:07,452 --> 00:04:08,806 You morons! 126 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,773 I told you to stop going in my room 127 00:04:10,798 --> 00:04:12,431 and stealing my old glasses. 128 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:15,001 But we need them to get the cool fisheye-lens effect. 129 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:18,738 Your jacked-up eyeballs are our hip-hop supergroup's game. 130 00:04:18,807 --> 00:04:20,206 I'm sorry. Supergroup? 131 00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:22,427 You may play the guitar and sing like an angel, 132 00:04:22,452 --> 00:04:24,577 but I'm the real musician in the family. 133 00:04:24,602 --> 00:04:26,412 I'm just happy he's including me. 134 00:04:26,481 --> 00:04:27,981 Like DJ Jazzy Jeff. 135 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:29,582 Dude, you're not a real musician. 136 00:04:29,651 --> 00:04:33,101 You can't sing or read music or play an instrument, 137 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:34,647 unlike me, who can do all of it. 138 00:04:34,672 --> 00:04:36,289 Hiding in your bedroom. 139 00:04:36,358 --> 00:04:38,091 You've written tons of lame chick songs, 140 00:04:38,159 --> 00:04:39,369 but no one's ever heard them. 141 00:04:39,394 --> 00:04:40,693 I'm just... 142 00:04:40,762 --> 00:04:43,174 - perfecting each one. - No. 143 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,767 You're stalling 'cause you're afraid 144 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:46,699 of what people might think of you. 145 00:04:46,768 --> 00:04:48,401 I, on the other hand, don't think at all. 146 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,431 It's true... he does not think. 147 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,405 Just because you like Beastie Boys 148 00:04:52,474 --> 00:04:54,073 doesn't mean you can be them. 149 00:04:54,142 --> 00:04:55,775 They're three awesome musicians, 150 00:04:55,844 --> 00:04:57,443 and you're two clueless idiots. 151 00:04:57,512 --> 00:04:59,045 You're right. We need a third. 152 00:04:59,114 --> 00:05:00,280 I feel like I could say anything, 153 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:01,614 and you would just do whatever you want. 154 00:05:01,683 --> 00:05:03,683 She's right! We should hold auditions! 155 00:05:06,621 --> 00:05:07,400 Ungh. 156 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:08,907 Check it. One, two. 157 00:05:08,932 --> 00:05:10,156 Two, one. 158 00:05:10,225 --> 00:05:11,457 ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 159 00:05:11,526 --> 00:05:13,459 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 160 00:05:13,528 --> 00:05:15,028 ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 161 00:05:15,096 --> 00:05:16,743 Ah, wait. I messed up. Can I start over, guys? 162 00:05:20,302 --> 00:05:23,002 Before you say yes, I have a list of 200 demands. 163 00:05:23,071 --> 00:05:25,672 ♪ My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick ♪ 164 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,974 ♪ Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick ♪ 165 00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:29,942 ♪ The ladies say rob's gonna make it ♪ 166 00:05:30,011 --> 00:05:32,612 ♪ 'Cause when I rock the mike, I get buck naked ♪ 167 00:05:32,681 --> 00:05:33,946 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 168 00:05:34,015 --> 00:05:36,077 Is there any way naked rob can rap without getting naked? 169 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,397 Nudity, or I walk. 170 00:05:39,854 --> 00:05:41,154 Yeah, no, okay. I... I... 171 00:05:41,222 --> 00:05:42,889 You guys, I thought I could do this to impress Erica, 172 00:05:42,957 --> 00:05:43,890 but I just... I can't. 173 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:45,224 I... I get wicked stage fright. 174 00:05:45,293 --> 00:05:46,459 - You're in. - What?! 175 00:05:46,528 --> 00:05:48,701 Dude! you look just like Ad-Rock. 176 00:05:48,726 --> 00:05:50,196 The resemblance is uncanny. 177 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:52,231 Oh, my god. It really is, bro. 178 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,334 Does Ad-Rock break into hives onstage? 179 00:05:54,402 --> 00:05:55,501 Oh, no. 180 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,070 The room is spinning. I'm going down. 181 00:05:57,138 --> 00:06:00,073 He said yes! The Tasty Boys are in! 182 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:02,175 While my brother and I had assembled our new group, 183 00:06:02,243 --> 00:06:04,544 my dad had come home to his old habits. 184 00:06:04,612 --> 00:06:05,878 Oh, look at that. 185 00:06:05,947 --> 00:06:07,847 My creature of habit dropped his pants at the do. 186 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:09,215 What a surprise. 187 00:06:09,284 --> 00:06:10,883 - Damn it, I just got home! - "Damn it, I just got home!" 188 00:06:10,952 --> 00:06:13,219 See? I knew that was gonna be your reaction. 189 00:06:13,288 --> 00:06:16,222 - Stop aggravating me. - "Stop aggravating me." 190 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:17,690 - Drop it already! - "Drop it already!" 191 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:19,114 - Gah! - "Gah"! 192 00:06:19,139 --> 00:06:21,461 If you do just one of the things on my list 193 00:06:21,529 --> 00:06:23,763 I've been begging you to do for ages, 194 00:06:23,832 --> 00:06:25,231 I'll forget all about the kitchen. 195 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,033 "Wear a turtleneck." 196 00:06:27,102 --> 00:06:28,101 No. 197 00:06:28,169 --> 00:06:29,153 "Couples massage." 198 00:06:29,178 --> 00:06:30,036 No. 199 00:06:30,105 --> 00:06:31,003 "Floss." 200 00:06:31,072 --> 00:06:32,427 No one does that. 201 00:06:32,452 --> 00:06:34,107 "Yoga"?! Never. 202 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:35,675 "Picnic." Pass. 203 00:06:35,744 --> 00:06:37,343 "Boxer shorts"? 204 00:06:37,412 --> 00:06:38,763 How dare you? 205 00:06:38,788 --> 00:06:40,279 This is the worst list ever made. 206 00:06:40,348 --> 00:06:42,382 - I hate this list. - Just pick one. 207 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:43,349 Fine. 208 00:06:43,418 --> 00:06:44,817 "Jean dungarees." 209 00:06:44,886 --> 00:06:47,186 I'll wear your damn Jean dungarees. 210 00:06:47,255 --> 00:06:50,289 For the first time ever, my Dad wore a pair of jeans 211 00:06:50,358 --> 00:06:52,792 to prove to my mom he could be flexible. 212 00:06:52,861 --> 00:06:54,794 Unfortunately, he could barely move. 213 00:06:54,863 --> 00:06:56,062 I like them. 214 00:06:56,131 --> 00:06:58,364 Well, tell me what exactly you like about them, huh? 215 00:06:58,433 --> 00:06:59,601 Be specific. 216 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:03,803 Well, I like that there's one leg for each of my legs. 217 00:07:03,872 --> 00:07:06,372 I love the stiff, unforgiving fabric. 218 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,409 Nope! I can't sit in them! 219 00:07:09,477 --> 00:07:11,244 They chafe, Bevy! They chafe! 220 00:07:11,312 --> 00:07:14,217 My god, you can't even wear a new pair of pants for 30 seconds? 221 00:07:14,242 --> 00:07:16,215 Fine. I'm a creature of habit. 222 00:07:16,284 --> 00:07:18,251 And you're still not getting that new kitchen. 223 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:20,353 Well, I don't need you to give it for me to get it. 224 00:07:20,422 --> 00:07:21,988 I can get it without you giving it. 225 00:07:22,056 --> 00:07:24,590 - I don't get it. - I'm gonna build it myself. 226 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:25,758 Wait! 227 00:07:25,827 --> 00:07:27,326 I can't move! 228 00:07:27,395 --> 00:07:28,461 Take them off! 229 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:29,958 While my mom was on a mission, 230 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:34,230 Barry made a precise game plan on how we'd become rap stars. 231 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:35,334 Okay! 232 00:07:35,403 --> 00:07:39,472 First up, we need a fly style to set us apart from the pack. 233 00:07:39,541 --> 00:07:41,407 Run-D.M.C. has Adidas. 234 00:07:41,476 --> 00:07:43,075 Public Enemy wears clocks. 235 00:07:43,144 --> 00:07:44,377 The Fat Boys have obesity. 236 00:07:44,446 --> 00:07:47,480 I got it! we each dress like a Fraggle. 237 00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:49,729 You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley. 238 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:50,890 I'll be a Doozer. 239 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:52,318 No. A Gorg. 240 00:07:52,387 --> 00:07:53,447 No! Doozer! 241 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,785 You're mispronouncing "dork" and "loser." 242 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:56,155 - Next. - Oh, I know. 243 00:07:56,224 --> 00:07:58,291 What if we dress like things that Erica likes? 244 00:07:58,359 --> 00:08:01,457 I could go into her room, poke around, see what makes her tick. 245 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,162 No, no. That's weird. 246 00:08:03,231 --> 00:08:04,330 You're both weird. 247 00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:06,332 I know exactly the style we're gonna rock. 248 00:08:07,936 --> 00:08:09,001 Boom! 249 00:08:10,004 --> 00:08:12,104 Now, this is a look. 250 00:08:12,173 --> 00:08:14,910 But aren't we just dressed exactly like Beastie Boys? 251 00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:15,475 No. 252 00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:18,160 Mike D wears Volkswagen. 253 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,713 I'm wearing Station Wagon. 254 00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:22,715 MCA wears a leather jacket. 255 00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,311 Yours is pleather. 256 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:27,153 Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant phys.-ed shirt. 257 00:08:27,222 --> 00:08:28,788 Yours is from Jenkintown Elementary. 258 00:08:28,857 --> 00:08:30,389 - Nice. - Super-different. 259 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:33,326 Now that we're rocking our look, there's only one thing left. 260 00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:34,393 Entourage? 261 00:08:34,462 --> 00:08:35,761 You can massage our shoulders, 262 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,630 polish our gold, lie to our wives, 263 00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:39,832 and romance second-tier groupies not hot enough for us. 264 00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:40,833 We're in. 265 00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:42,502 Picking up the crumbs! 266 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:43,542 Everything was in place. 267 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,105 And even though the Tasty Boys didn't have any actual songs, 268 00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:48,941 the next logical step was to shoot an album cover. 269 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:51,577 Hey. It's the Pasty Boys. 270 00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:52,778 What are you wannabes doing? 271 00:08:52,847 --> 00:08:54,413 Just locking down our album cover. 272 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:56,015 Without writing any songs? 273 00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:58,518 Songs. We got that covered. 274 00:08:58,586 --> 00:08:59,719 Actually, she's right. 275 00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,554 We haven't, like, written anything. 276 00:09:01,623 --> 00:09:04,190 Hello?! Ever hear of Eric B. & Rakim? 277 00:09:04,259 --> 00:09:05,725 We're just like them! 278 00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:06,893 We don't write. 279 00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:09,862 We feel the beat, let it flow, freestyle. 280 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,898 Wait. Like make it up as we go? 281 00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:12,932 That seems hard. 282 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:14,233 Is it? 283 00:09:14,302 --> 00:09:16,435 ♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪ 284 00:09:16,504 --> 00:09:19,105 ♪ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary ♪ 285 00:09:19,173 --> 00:09:21,941 - Boom! - Oh! Oh! 286 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:24,377 - Whoo! - He just rhymed "Barry" with "scary"! 287 00:09:24,445 --> 00:09:26,419 All you're gonna do is embarrass yourselves. 288 00:09:26,444 --> 00:09:28,648 Erica, we're not like you. 289 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:29,925 We don't live in fear. 290 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,617 Okay. You're delusional. 291 00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:33,853 You can't have an album without songs. 292 00:09:33,922 --> 00:09:35,588 And you can't be superstars 293 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:37,123 without ever performing a concert. 294 00:09:37,191 --> 00:09:38,691 She's right. 295 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,560 We need a gig. Huge one! 296 00:09:40,628 --> 00:09:41,727 Okay, not what I meant. 297 00:09:41,796 --> 00:09:42,728 Entourage... 298 00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:43,996 You run west. 299 00:09:44,065 --> 00:09:45,431 You run east. 300 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,167 Spread the word that the Tasty Boys are coming. 301 00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:49,869 All right. 302 00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:52,038 The hype machine begins. 303 00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:56,822 Even though my dad was scared of change, 304 00:09:56,892 --> 00:10:00,386 my mom decided to change the entire kitchen. 305 00:10:00,411 --> 00:10:01,402 What are you doing? 306 00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:03,812 Oh, since you won't build my dream kitchen, 307 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,012 I'm gonna build it myself. 308 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,473 You were serious about that? 309 00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,457 You call a hammer a "poundy thingy." 310 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,095 Well, now I don't need your help, 311 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,121 because now I have someone on my side who loves change... 312 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:15,182 Bob Vila from "This Old House." 313 00:10:15,207 --> 00:10:16,391 Ha! 314 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:18,126 That's right. In the '80s, Bob Vila 315 00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:20,793 was the original voice D.I.Y. home improvement. 316 00:10:20,818 --> 00:10:22,597 Fine. Go ahead. 317 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,432 But I'm not gonna clean up your mess. 318 00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:26,401 Shows what you know! 319 00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:30,514 With Bob Vila on my side, I can build anything! 320 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:32,874 Unfortunately, my mom didn't build a new kitchen. 321 00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:36,541 She just destroyed the old one, down to the very last cupboard. 322 00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:37,776 What the hell happened? 323 00:10:37,801 --> 00:10:39,714 I wrecked the kitchen. 324 00:10:39,783 --> 00:10:42,016 Now I have no place to cook. 325 00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,818 We're gonna have to order Italian takeout, 326 00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:45,100 like a bunch of hobos. 327 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,264 That Bob Vila is a real piece of work... 328 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:50,658 building us up, making us think we could lay tile. 329 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,107 We can't lay tile. 330 00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:55,496 I'll call Bill, and we'll fix this. 331 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:58,333 Oh, you would do that for me? 332 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,493 Oh, thank you, honey. You're the best. 333 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,371 Where did all the tears go? What's happening? 334 00:11:07,396 --> 00:11:10,715 What's happening is, I ruined the kitchen on purpose. 335 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:12,574 No. You wouldn't. 336 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:13,794 I mean, you would. 337 00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:16,816 I know he'll be happier when it's all said and done. 338 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,354 I mean, sometimes creatures of habit 339 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,656 just need a tiny bit of nudging. 340 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,594 While my mom was planning the perfect place to eat, 341 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:29,397 we had the school eating from the palm of our hands. 342 00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:32,166 Oh, my god! You're playing the pep rally? 343 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:33,656 This is so out of hand. 344 00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:35,870 No, the Tasty Boys are the real deal. 345 00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:38,706 I heard after the pep rally, they're playing Live Aid. 346 00:11:38,775 --> 00:11:39,907 I heard Capitol Records 347 00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:41,442 gave them each a Porsche as a signing bonus. 348 00:11:41,511 --> 00:11:42,874 Plus, they're bonkers hot. 349 00:11:42,899 --> 00:11:44,515 No. None of that is true. 350 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,772 You're not true. 351 00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,682 Oh, my god, here they come! 352 00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,923 Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss. 353 00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:57,225 This is a V.I.P. area. 354 00:11:57,293 --> 00:11:58,398 It's okay. She's a groupie. 355 00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:00,650 I am not... just let me through. 356 00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:01,865 This is crazy. 357 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,531 Why does everyone think you guys 358 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,233 are an actual group with a record deal? 359 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:06,434 'Cause we told them! 360 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:07,869 Isn't that genius? 361 00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:08,903 It's called hype. 362 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,238 No, it's called lying. 363 00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,407 Oh. I see what this is. 364 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:15,009 You're just mad 'cause we're getting all the attention. 365 00:12:15,078 --> 00:12:16,811 Kind of seems like someone's jealous. 366 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,247 Oh, my god, you are insane. 367 00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:21,549 I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous. 368 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,994 I'm so jealous! 369 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,585 Well, you should be. 370 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,522 I heard they're teaming up with Eric B. & Rakim 371 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,997 for their next record. 372 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,890 What? The hype has reached you, too? 373 00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:31,672 Who told you? 374 00:12:31,697 --> 00:12:33,196 I heard it from Naked Rob. 375 00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,420 Dear god. 376 00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:36,720 I've been working on my music my whole life, 377 00:12:36,745 --> 00:12:39,512 and just watch... those idiots are gonna get famous. 378 00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:42,170 Honey, just focus on your own music. 379 00:12:42,238 --> 00:12:43,449 That's what matters. 380 00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:46,607 Now come on. Show me what you got. 381 00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:49,944 I'd love to, but I have a scratchy throat. 382 00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:52,246 And Lucky ate my music. 383 00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:54,615 Oh, I'm sorry. 384 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,050 Come on. 385 00:12:56,119 --> 00:12:58,748 It's Pops, your biggest fan! 386 00:12:58,773 --> 00:12:59,987 Play me something. 387 00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:02,256 Okay. 388 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,267 Now, you need to keep in mind 389 00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:06,977 - that these songs are still a work in progress. - Gotcha. 390 00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,792 - And the lyrics kind of suck. - Okay. 391 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:11,365 - And I hate the way I sound. - Maybe no intro. 392 00:13:11,434 --> 00:13:15,470 ♪ There's a voice inside my... ♪ 393 00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,205 Nope, I'm sorry. I can't do it. 394 00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:18,473 I'm just not ready. 395 00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:20,241 Got to go. Bye-bye. 396 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,644 Bev, I can't wait to see your new kitchen. 397 00:13:23,713 --> 00:13:26,280 Oh, the boys have been working hard all weekend. 398 00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,381 How's it looking, Bill? 399 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,213 I called in a bunch of favors. 400 00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:31,219 Anything for my best bud's lady. 401 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:32,520 Enjoy your perfect kitchen. 402 00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:43,880 You bastards! It's exactly the same! 403 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:46,446 I'm a good reader of people, and you don't seem pleased. 404 00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:48,159 You did this just to spite me. 405 00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:50,071 Because you manipulated me. 406 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,372 You think I don't know 407 00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:52,974 that you wrecked the kitchen on purpose? 408 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,277 Fine. You want to play it that way? 409 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:01,182 Stop it! That's liquid gold you're throwing away! 410 00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:02,353 So, we're gonna go now. 411 00:14:02,378 --> 00:14:03,851 No, no. 412 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,419 You helped him. now you're gonna help me. 413 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,858 - No, I... I'd like to. I'm not gonna do this... - No. 414 00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:09,457 - Pour it out, Bill! - No. 415 00:14:09,526 --> 00:14:10,625 - No, I'm not... - Pour it out. 416 00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:11,592 - Go. Pour it out. - No. 417 00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:12,693 - No. - I'm not gonna pour it out. 418 00:14:12,762 --> 00:14:13,861 - Do it. Yes, you are. - No. 419 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,062 - I... I'm not the one... - Stop pouring. 420 00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:16,097 Pour it all the way out. 421 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,465 No, no, no, no, no! 422 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:18,499 - You pour it out. - No, no! 423 00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,088 - I don't want to pour it. - Stop pouring! 424 00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:22,670 - What are you doing?! - I don't know. 425 00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:24,939 I'm so confused. I just want to go home. 426 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:27,542 Bevy, stop taking this out on my old Coke. 427 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,777 Just admit that you manipulated me. 428 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,213 Of course I did! 429 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,781 Do you know how hard it is 430 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,317 to live with someone who refuses to change? 431 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:39,954 I thought for once you could compromise, but no. 432 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,590 You only care about yourself. 433 00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:45,793 Even though my dad won, it sure didn't feel like it. 434 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:49,497 Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys were about to conquer. 435 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,085 Everyone huddle up. 436 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,533 We need to drink this in. 437 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,769 This is our last moment of anonymity. 438 00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:56,971 After today, we're gonna be mobbed everywhere we go. 439 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,306 You know, I'm gonna miss this. 440 00:14:58,374 --> 00:14:59,465 There's a peace to it. 441 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:02,343 Um, maybe now's a good time to rehearse... 442 00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,212 Since we, like, never have? 443 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,634 Good idea. 444 00:15:05,659 --> 00:15:06,734 Let's get loose. 445 00:15:06,759 --> 00:15:08,516 Li'l Yum Yum, kick it. 446 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,186 ♪ Robot, gobot, lobot, too ♪ 447 00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:14,722 ♪ He's from "Star Wars," doopie-doo ♪ 448 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,023 Oh, my god. 449 00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:17,491 Everyone always said I was a nerd, 450 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,293 but I never really heard it until now. 451 00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:20,661 All right, relax. 452 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,896 Watch and learn. 453 00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:24,432 ♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪ 454 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,134 ♪ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary ♪ 455 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,536 Dude, that... that's not freestyle. 456 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:29,637 You say that every time. 457 00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:31,372 All right, just give me a sec. 458 00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:36,911 ♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪ 459 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:40,081 ♪ I came to get down, and my rhymes are... ♪ 460 00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,319 Oh [Bleep]. 461 00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:49,991 Seeing how disappointed my mom was with her old kitchen, 462 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,676 my dad finally decided to try a few new things. 463 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:57,373 Hey! Come on down and cop a squat. 464 00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:59,509 Let's eat without back support. 465 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:00,867 What is this? What are you doing? 466 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,735 I'm just trying out all the new things you wanted. 467 00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:06,572 We got a picnic, a long-neck shirt thingy. 468 00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:09,074 And I'm sitting, which counts as yoga. 469 00:16:09,143 --> 00:16:10,175 Stop. Get up. 470 00:16:10,244 --> 00:16:11,176 I can't do that. 471 00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:13,045 - Just get up. - I can't. 472 00:16:13,114 --> 00:16:15,648 Just stand up like a normal human being. 473 00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,283 - Come on. - Ow. I'll try. 474 00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:24,990 Ow. Damn it, that's it. 475 00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:26,191 I'm a floor person now. 476 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,192 Are you crazy? 477 00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:29,094 Why would you sit on the floor? 478 00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:32,698 Because I felt bad about what happened. 479 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,233 It's all right. 480 00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,869 I'll... I'll be fine without a new kitchen. 481 00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,604 You've got to understand... 482 00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:41,140 just because I don't like things to change 483 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,375 doesn't mean you don't matter to me. 484 00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:45,811 I never thought I'd be happy. 485 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,147 But you built this life for us, 486 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,116 and I love it just the way it is. 487 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,811 Ah, Mur. 488 00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:54,653 But if it means that much to you, 489 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,342 maybe I can change the kitchen. 490 00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:57,623 I'll get the tools! 491 00:16:57,692 --> 00:16:59,325 And the little poundy thingy! 492 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,127 Wait! Don't leave me down here! 493 00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,662 Tasty Boys! Tasty Boys! 494 00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,604 We were at minute 10 of stalling, 495 00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:07,232 and the crowd wasn't giving up. 496 00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:08,767 Why won't they stop chanting? 497 00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,737 Making the fans wait is a classic hype move. 498 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,339 The hype has backfired! 499 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,940 What's the holdup, guys? 500 00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,242 The monster you created is waiting to eat you alive. 501 00:17:17,311 --> 00:17:19,445 I... I can't do this. Erica, look away! 502 00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:22,314 Geoff, no! 503 00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,539 Man, he's, like, really fast. 504 00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:29,755 Our supergroup is falling apart. 505 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:30,809 What do we do? 506 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,587 I don't know! 507 00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:34,026 Erica was right. 508 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,328 I should have just kept my stupid dreams to myself 509 00:17:36,397 --> 00:17:38,797 and stayed in my room so no one would ever chant my name. 510 00:17:38,866 --> 00:17:41,367 In that moment, Erica realized something. 511 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,468 No. 512 00:17:42,536 --> 00:17:43,997 As clueless as Barry was, 513 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,105 he was still smart to put himself out there. 514 00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,411 Everyone's chanting your name. 515 00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:49,962 You can't just give that up now. 516 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,845 We have no music. We got nothing. 517 00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:54,580 You still got Beastie Boys. 518 00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:55,714 But we lost our Ad-Rock. 519 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,016 Well, you've got me. 520 00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:58,884 Turns out forming a rap supergroup 521 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,853 is, like, way harder than it looks, 522 00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:02,488 which is why we decided 523 00:18:02,556 --> 00:18:04,256 to leave it to the people who did it best. 524 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,066 ♪ Mike D ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ 525 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,601 ♪ With your bad self, running things ♪ ♪ what's up? ♪ 526 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,569 ♪ With your bad breath, onion rings ♪ 527 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,905 ♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm back from the dead ♪ 528 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,074 ♪ Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med ♪ 529 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,409 ♪ Make another record ♪ 530 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,044 ♪ 'Cause the people, they want more of this ♪ 531 00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,845 ♪ Suckers, they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz ♪ 532 00:18:26,914 --> 00:18:28,047 ♪ Hurricane ♪ 533 00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:29,248 ♪ You got clout ♪ 534 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,183 ♪ Other deejays, he'll put your head out ♪ 535 00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:32,384 ♪ Patty Duke ♪ ♪ the wrench ♪ 536 00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:33,852 ♪ And then I bust the tango ♪ 537 00:18:33,921 --> 00:18:35,521 ♪ Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols ♪ 538 00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:38,123 ♪ I got the peg leg at the end of my stump ♪ 539 00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:40,303 ♪ Shake your rump ♪ 540 00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:54,506 ♪ Full clout, y'all ♪ 541 00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:55,874 ♪ Full clout, y'all ♪ 542 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:56,942 ♪ And when the mike is in my mouth ♪ 543 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,310 ♪ I turn it out, y'all ♪ 544 00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,945 ♪ Full clout ♪ 545 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:03,916 ♪ never been dumped ♪ 546 00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:05,150 ♪ 'cause I'm the most mackinest ♪ 547 00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:06,452 ♪ Never been jumped ♪ 548 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,486 ♪ 'Cause I'm known the most packinest ♪ 549 00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:08,620 ♪ Yeah, we got beef, chief ♪ 550 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,922 ♪ We're knocking out teeth, chief ♪ 551 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:10,989 ♪ And if you don't believe us ♪ 552 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,057 ♪ You should question your belief ♪ 553 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:12,989 ♪ Like Sam the butcher... ♪ 554 00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:15,828 Sure, the change was small, but it was big for my dad... 555 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,029 It's beautiful. 556 00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,298 How about a new Coke to celebrate? 557 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,834 Because trying new things is hard. 558 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:24,369 It could leave a bad taste in your mouth. 559 00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:26,004 - Why?! - No! 560 00:19:26,029 --> 00:19:28,195 - Why would they do this?! - Oh! Stop this! Stop this! 561 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,342 ♪ Running from the law, the press, and the parents ♪ 562 00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,503 Is your name Michael Diamond? 563 00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:32,745 No, mine's Clarence. 564 00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:33,912 ♪ From downtown ♪ 565 00:19:33,981 --> 00:19:35,380 ♪ Manhattan ♪ ♪ The Village ♪ 566 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,216 ♪ My style is wild, and you know that it still is ♪ 567 00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:39,892 ♪ Disco bag schlepping, and you're doing the bump ♪ 568 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,620 ♪ Shake your rump ♪ 569 00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:42,862 ♪ Whoa ♪ 570 00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:45,257 Truth is, we could never be as great as our heroes. 571 00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:47,459 Sure, we grow up wanting to be just like them, 572 00:19:47,528 --> 00:19:49,394 'cause we dare to dream. 573 00:19:49,451 --> 00:19:50,917 Whoa. No, no! Hey! 574 00:19:50,998 --> 00:19:54,299 But for one moment, everyone in that gym didn't see us as kids. 575 00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:56,235 They believed in us. 576 00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:58,170 They believed in the Tasty Boys. 577 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,873 And we were legends. 578 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,768 ♪ Whoa ♪ 579 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:07,590 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 580 00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,854 ♪ Shake your rump ♪ 581 00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:12,370 Yo, Erica! 582 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:14,523 I've been practicing my freestyle. 583 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:15,914 - Want to hear it? - So, what? 584 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,449 You spent all weekend writing a rap, 585 00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:18,717 and now you're trying to make me think 586 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,018 that you're making it up on the spot? 587 00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,312 No. It's off the top of my head. 588 00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:23,335 - Check it. - No, no, no, no. 589 00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,810 If this is freestyle, I pick the topic. 590 00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,463 Bicycles. 591 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,714 Got it. 592 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,785 This rap's dedicated to all the big-booty... 593 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,553 Bicycles. 594 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,459 ♪ My name's Big Tasty, and my rhymes are shady ♪ 595 00:20:41,528 --> 00:20:45,096 ♪ Come back to my crib and be my... bicycle ♪ 596 00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:47,899 ♪ 'Cause one hot bicycle can't hold me down ♪ 597 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:51,636 ♪ I got to have... bicycles in every town ♪ 598 00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:54,572 ♪ Bicycle, bicycle, I can't disguise ♪ 599 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,969 ♪ I love your neck, and I love your w... wheels ♪ 600 00:20:58,011 --> 00:20:59,077 What? 601 00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,512 You know you're fooling no one, right? 602 00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:02,313 You just don't understand hip-hop.