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Adult Adam: Back in the
'80s, my brother and I

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never liked the same music.

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That is, until we heard a group

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that would change our lives forever.

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♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and
I'm back from the dead ♪

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♪ Chillin' at the
beach down at Club Med ♪

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The Beastie Boys.

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To us, they weren't just a rap group.

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They were a way of life.

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We copied their videos and
memorized every single lyric.

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Simply put, they were a game-changer.

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I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us,

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he would be like, "We should be best friends."
- For sure!

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We're practically related...

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They rap, they party hard,
and they're in the tribe.

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All three of them!

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What are the chances?

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Wait a minute.

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Do you realize what this means?

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If the Beasties can make it, so can we.

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Answer me this...

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Do we not have a license to ill?

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Dude, you spelled "license" wrong.

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Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock.

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I think you have what it takes

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to join my Beastie-boys-inspired
supergroup The Tasty Boys.

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Could we give it five more
minutes on the name?

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No! The name has stuck.

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You'd really let me
into your rap supergroup?

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Of course.

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Your weird voice sounds
like you have a young man

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and an old woman stuck in your body,

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so I'll clearly be the breakout star.

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I accept!

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Ill.

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We are so ill.

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Who's ill? Oh, my god, get to bed.

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No one's going to school today.

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- But...
- Ba-ba-ba!

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We're both ill and sick.

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I guess the only thing I can do

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is wait on you hand and foot
in front of the TV.

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Come on. Yeah.

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Being a rap star is awesome!

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪

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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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It was January 6, 1980-something...

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The fateful day my mom

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- first laid eyes on our neighbors' new kitchen.
- Ta-da!

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Everything was brand-new.

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It was an '80s architectural
masterpiece of formica

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and every shade of brown.

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Is that a Lazy Susan?

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It is!

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Is this almond-colored?

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It's beautiful.

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Like dirty snow.

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This linoleum... it looks like real tile.

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Oh, it spins around! Look!

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The cinnamon was in the back,
and now it's in the front!

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And the best part... Charles
did the whole thing himself,

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and it cost half the price.

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- Get out.
- I swear.

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No, get out of my way.

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Move your body. I must
speak to Murray now.

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Wha...

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We're getting a new kitchen.

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What's wrong with the old kitchen?

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You just said it... it's old.

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It doesn't have what I need
in a kitchen. Hello, Bill.

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All you need in the
kitchen is food and forks...

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and maybe a cup or two.

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Also, you'd be surprised
how often you use a juicer.

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Then it's settled.
We're gonna get a juicer.

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Damn it, Bevy, you win again.

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I mean it. We need to renovate.

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This thing should be in a museum...

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a museum of ugly refrigerators.

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Blech!

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And look at this floor.

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No, don't. It'll give you a seizure.

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And what about these
Lazy-Susan-less cabinets?

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I've got to move the other
spices out of the way

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like a wild animal.

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Like, "oh, here's the tarragon."

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Oh.

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And now I'm stressed out.

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She did make a mess.

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Bevy, I'd love to give you a new kitchen,

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but it would cost a fortune.

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And the materials alone...

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I'm a tile man.

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I'll hook you up for free.

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Yeah, but the labor.

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I'll install it myself.

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Bill, read the room.

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I see what this is about.

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You don't want this 'cause
you're afraid of change.

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[Scoffs] What are you talking about?

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You're a creature of habit.

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For the last 10 years,

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you've had the same job,
same car, same clothes.

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Just because I like things a certain way

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doesn't mean I'm a creature of habit.

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Then how do you explain this?

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Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola
announced new Coke,

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which sent their old-school
customers into a tailspin.

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The second you find out that
Coke is changing their recipe,

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you start to stockpile.

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What kind of person is afraid of new Coke?

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It's nuts.

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I'm not afraid.

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I just like the old-timey original kind.

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Okay, see? You're just proving my point.

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Bevy, I try new stuff...

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like that big pink orange
I ate that one time.

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- The grapefruit?
- Yeah.

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Never again.

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The point is, I love change.

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Well, there's gonna be
some big changes around here.

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Big changes!

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As my mom was laying down the law,

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- Barry was laying down some tracks.
- [Beatboxing]

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♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

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♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪

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You morons!

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I told you to stop going in my room

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and stealing my old glasses.

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But we need them to get
the cool fisheye-lens effect.

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Your jacked-up eyeballs
are our hip-hop supergroup's game.

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I'm sorry. Supergroup?

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You may play the guitar
and sing like an angel,

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but I'm the real musician in the family.

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I'm just happy he's including me.

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Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

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Dude, you're not a real musician.

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You can't sing or read music
or play an instrument,

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unlike me, who can do all of it.

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Hiding in your bedroom.

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You've written tons of lame chick songs,

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but no one's ever heard them.

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I'm just...

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- perfecting each one.
- No.

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You're stalling 'cause you're afraid

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of what people might think of you.

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I, on the other hand, don't think at all.

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It's true... he does not think.

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Just because you like Beastie Boys

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doesn't mean you can be them.

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They're three awesome musicians,

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and you're two clueless idiots.

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You're right. We need a third.

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I feel like I could say anything,

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and you would just do whatever you want.

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She's right! We should hold auditions!

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♪

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Ungh.

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Check it. One, two.

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Two, one.

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♪ Three, two, one ♪

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♪ One, two, three ♪

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♪ Three, two, one ♪

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Ah, wait. I messed up.
Can I start over, guys?

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[Jazz riff plays]

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Before you say yes, I have
a list of 200 demands.

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♪ My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick ♪

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♪ Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick ♪

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♪ The ladies say rob's gonna make it ♪

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♪ 'Cause when I rock the
mike, I get buck naked ♪

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Is there any way naked rob
can rap without getting naked?

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Nudity, or I walk.

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[Hip-hop music plays]

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Yeah, no, okay. I... I...

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You guys, I thought I could
do this to impress Erica,

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but I just... I can't.

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I... I get wicked stage fright.

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- You're in.
- What?!

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Dude! you look just like Ad-Rock.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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Oh, my god. It really is, bro.

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Does Ad-Rock break into hives onstage?

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Oh, no.

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The room is spinning. I'm going down.

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He said yes! The Tasty Boys are in!

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While my brother and I had
assembled our new group,

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my dad had come home to his old habits.

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Oh, look at that.

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My creature of habit dropped
his pants at the do.

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What a surprise.

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- Damn it, I just got home!
- "Damn it, I just got home!"

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See? I knew that was gonna
be your reaction.

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- Stop aggravating me.
- "Stop aggravating me."

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- Drop it already!
- "Drop it already!"

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- Gah!
- "Gah"!

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If you do just one of the things on my list

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I've been begging you to do for ages,

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I'll forget all about the kitchen.

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"Wear a turtleneck."

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No.

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"Couples massage."

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No.

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"Floss."

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No one does that.

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"Yoga"?! Never.

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"Picnic." Pass.

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"Boxer shorts"?

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How dare you?

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This is the worst list ever made.

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- I hate this list.
- Just pick one.

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Fine.

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"Jean dungarees."

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I'll wear your damn Jean dungarees.

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For the first time ever,
my Dad wore a pair of jeans

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to prove to my mom he could be flexible.

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Unfortunately, he could barely move.

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I like them.

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Well, tell me what exactly
you like about them, huh?

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Be specific.

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Well, I like that there's one leg
for each of my legs.

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I love the stiff, unforgiving fabric.

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[Both chuckle]

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Nope! I can't sit in them!

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They chafe, Bevy! They chafe!

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My god, you can't even wear a
new pair of pants for 30 seconds?

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Fine. I'm a creature of habit.

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And you're still not
getting that new kitchen.

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Well, I don't need you
to give it for me to get it.

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I can get it without you giving it.

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- I don't get it.
- I'm gonna build it myself.

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Wait!

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I can't move!

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Take them off!

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While my mom was on a mission,

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Barry made a precise game plan
on how we'd become rap stars.

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Okay!

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First up, we need a fly style
to set us apart from the pack.

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Run-D.M.C. has Adidas.

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Public Enemy wears clocks.

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The Fat Boys have obesity.

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I got it! we each dress like a Fraggle.

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You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley.

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I'll be a Doozer.

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No. A Gorg.

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No! Doozer!

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You're mispronouncing "dork" and "loser."

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- Next.
- Oh, I know.

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What if we dress like things
that Erica likes?

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I could go into her room, poke
around, see what makes her tick.

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No, no. That's weird.

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You're both weird.

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I know exactly the style we're gonna rock.

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♪

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Boom!

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Now, this is a look.

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But aren't we just dressed
exactly like Beastie Boys?

260
00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:15,475
No.

261
00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:18,160
Mike D wears Volkswagen.

262
00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,713
I'm wearing Station Wagon.

263
00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:22,715
MCA wears a leather jacket.

264
00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,311
Yours is pleather.

265
00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:27,153
Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant phys.-ed shirt.

266
00:08:27,222 --> 00:08:28,788
Yours is from Jenkintown Elementary.

267
00:08:28,857 --> 00:08:30,389
- Nice.
- Super-different.

268
00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:33,326
Now that we're rocking our look,
there's only one thing left.

269
00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:34,393
Entourage?

270
00:08:34,462 --> 00:08:35,761
You can massage our shoulders,

271
00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,630
polish our gold, lie to our wives,

272
00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:39,832
and romance second-tier
groupies not hot enough for us.

273
00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:40,833
We're in.

274
00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:42,502
- Picking up the crumbs!
- [Laughs]

275
00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:43,542
Everything was in place.

276
00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,105
And even though the Tasty Boys
didn't have any actual songs,

277
00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:48,941
the next logical step was
to shoot an album cover.

278
00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:51,577
Erica: Hey. It's the Pasty Boys.

279
00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:52,778
What are you wannabes doing?

280
00:08:52,847 --> 00:08:54,413
Just locking down our album cover.

281
00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:56,015
Without writing any songs?

282
00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:58,518
Songs. We got that covered.

283
00:08:58,586 --> 00:08:59,719
Actually, she's right.

284
00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,554
We haven't, like, written anything.

285
00:09:01,623 --> 00:09:04,190
Hello?! Ever hear of Eric B. & Rakim?

286
00:09:04,259 --> 00:09:05,725
We're just like them!

287
00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:06,893
We don't write.

288
00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:09,862
We feel the beat, let it flow, freestyle.

289
00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,898
Wait. Like make it up as we go?

290
00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:12,932
That seems hard.

291
00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:14,233
Is it?

292
00:09:14,302 --> 00:09:16,435
♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

293
00:09:16,504 --> 00:09:19,105
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪

294
00:09:19,173 --> 00:09:21,941
- Boom!
- Oh! Oh!

295
00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:24,377
- Whoo!
- He just rhymed "Barry" with "scary"!

296
00:09:24,445 --> 00:09:26,419
All you're gonna do
is embarrass yourselves.

297
00:09:26,444 --> 00:09:28,648
Erica, we're not like you.

298
00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:29,925
We don't live in fear.

299
00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,617
Okay. You're delusional.

300
00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:33,853
You can't have an album without songs.

301
00:09:33,922 --> 00:09:35,588
And you can't be superstars

302
00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:37,123
without ever performing a concert.

303
00:09:37,191 --> 00:09:38,691
She's right.

304
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,560
We need a gig. Huge one!

305
00:09:40,628 --> 00:09:41,727
Okay, not what I meant.

306
00:09:41,796 --> 00:09:42,728
Entourage...

307
00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:43,996
You run west.

308
00:09:44,065 --> 00:09:45,431
You run east.

309
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,167
Spread the word that the
Tasty Boys are coming.

310
00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:49,869
All right.

311
00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:52,038
The hype machine begins.

312
00:09:52,106 --> 00:09:53,039
[Laughs]

313
00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,542
Even though my dad was scared of change,

314
00:09:55,612 --> 00:09:59,106
my mom decided to change
the entire kitchen.

315
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,122
What are you doing?

316
00:10:00,147 --> 00:10:02,532
Oh, since you won't build my dream kitchen,

317
00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:03,732
I'm gonna build it myself.

318
00:10:03,757 --> 00:10:05,193
You were serious about that?

319
00:10:05,218 --> 00:10:07,177
You call a hammer a "poundy thingy."

320
00:10:07,202 --> 00:10:08,815
Well, now I don't need your help,

321
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,841
because now I have someone
on my side who loves change...

322
00:10:11,909 --> 00:10:13,902
Bob Vila from "This Old House."

323
00:10:13,927 --> 00:10:15,111
Ha!

324
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,846
That's right. In the '80s, Bob Vila

325
00:10:16,914 --> 00:10:19,513
was the original voice
D.I.Y. home improvement.

326
00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:21,317
Fine. Go ahead.

327
00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:23,152
But I'm not gonna clean up your mess.

328
00:10:23,221 --> 00:10:25,121
Shows what you know!

329
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:29,234
With Bob Vila on my side,
I can build anything!

330
00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,594
Unfortunately, my mom
didn't build a new kitchen.

331
00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:35,261
She just destroyed the old one,
down to the very last cupboard.

332
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,496
What the hell happened?

333
00:10:36,521 --> 00:10:38,434
I wrecked the kitchen.

334
00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:40,736
Now I have no place to cook.

335
00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:42,538
We're gonna have to order Italian takeout,

336
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:43,820
like a bunch of hobos.

337
00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:45,984
That Bob Vila is a real piece of work...

338
00:10:46,009 --> 00:10:49,378
building us up, making us
think we could lay tile.

339
00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:50,827
We can't lay tile.

340
00:10:50,852 --> 00:10:54,216
I'll call Bill, and we'll fix this.

341
00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:57,053
Oh, you would do that for me?

342
00:10:57,078 --> 00:11:00,213
Oh, thank you, honey. You're the best.

343
00:11:00,238 --> 00:11:01,837
[Groans]

344
00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:03,993
[Laughs]

345
00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:06,091
Where did all the tears go?
What's happening?

346
00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:09,435
What's happening is, I ruined
the kitchen on purpose.

347
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,294
No. You wouldn't.

348
00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:12,514
I mean, you would.

349
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,536
I know he'll be happier when
it's all said and done.

350
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:18,074
I mean, sometimes creatures of habit

351
00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,376
just need a tiny bit of nudging.

352
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,314
While my mom was planning
the perfect place to eat,

353
00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:28,117
we had the school eating
from the palm of our hands.

354
00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:30,886
Oh, my god! You're playing the pep rally?

355
00:11:30,955 --> 00:11:32,376
This is so out of hand.

356
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,590
No, the Tasty Boys are the real deal.

357
00:11:34,659 --> 00:11:37,426
I heard after the pep rally,
they're playing Live Aid.

358
00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:38,627
I heard Capitol Records

359
00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,162
gave them each a Porsche
as a signing bonus.

360
00:11:40,231 --> 00:11:41,594
Plus, they're bonkers hot.

361
00:11:41,619 --> 00:11:43,235
No. None of that is true.

362
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,492
You're not true.

363
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,402
Oh, my god, here they come!

364
00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:49,772
♪

365
00:11:52,443 --> 00:11:54,643
Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss.

366
00:11:54,712 --> 00:11:55,945
This is a V.I.P. area.

367
00:11:56,013 --> 00:11:57,118
It's okay. She's a groupie.

368
00:11:57,143 --> 00:11:59,370
I am not... just let me through.

369
00:11:59,395 --> 00:12:00,585
This is crazy.

370
00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,251
Why does everyone think you guys

371
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,953
are an actual group with a record deal?

372
00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:05,154
'Cause we told them!

373
00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:06,589
Isn't that genius?

374
00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:07,623
It's called hype.

375
00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:08,958
No, it's called lying.

376
00:12:09,026 --> 00:12:11,127
Oh. I see what this is.

377
00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:13,729
You're just mad 'cause we're
getting all the attention.

378
00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,531
Kind of seems like someone's jealous.

379
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,967
Oh, my god, you are insane.

380
00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:20,269
I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous.

381
00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,714
I'm so jealous!

382
00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:23,305
Well, you should be.

383
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:26,242
I heard they're teaming
up with Eric B. & Rakim

384
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,717
for their next record.

385
00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:29,610
What? The hype has reached you, too?

386
00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:30,392
Who told you?

387
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,916
I heard it from Naked Rob.

388
00:12:31,941 --> 00:12:33,140
Dear god.

389
00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:35,440
I've been working
on my music my whole life,

390
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:38,232
and just watch... those
idiots are gonna get famous.

391
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,890
Honey, just focus on your own music.

392
00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,169
That's what matters.

393
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:45,327
Now come on. Show me what you got.

394
00:12:45,396 --> 00:12:48,664
I'd love to, but I have a scratchy throat.

395
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,966
And Lucky ate my music.

396
00:12:51,035 --> 00:12:52,081
[Whimpers]

397
00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:53,335
Oh, I'm sorry.

398
00:12:53,404 --> 00:12:54,770
- [Whimpers]
- Come on.

399
00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:57,468
It's Pops, your biggest fan!

400
00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,707
Play me something.

401
00:12:58,776 --> 00:13:00,976
Okay.

402
00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:02,987
Now, you need to keep in mind

403
00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:05,697
- that these songs are still a work in progress.
- Gotcha.

404
00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:07,512
- And the lyrics kind of suck.
- Okay.

405
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,085
- And I hate the way I sound.
- Maybe no intro.

406
00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:14,190
♪ There's a voice inside my... ♪

407
00:13:14,258 --> 00:13:15,925
Nope, I'm sorry. I can't do it.

408
00:13:15,993 --> 00:13:17,193
I'm just not ready.

409
00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:18,961
Got to go. Bye-bye.

410
00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:22,364
[Gasps] Bev, I can't wait
to see your new kitchen.

411
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:25,000
Oh, the boys have
been working hard all weekend.

412
00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:26,101
How's it looking, Bill?

413
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,933
I called in a bunch of favors.

414
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:29,939
Anything for my best bud's lady.

415
00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:31,240
Enjoy your perfect kitchen.

416
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:34,543
[Choir vocalizing]

417
00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:39,248
[Music warping]

418
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:42,600
You bastards! It's exactly the same!

419
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,166
I'm a good reader of people,
and you don't seem pleased.

420
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,879
You did this just to spite me.

421
00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:48,791
Because you manipulated me.

422
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,092
You think I don't know

423
00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:51,694
that you wrecked the kitchen on purpose?

424
00:13:51,762 --> 00:13:54,997
Fine. You want to play it that way?

425
00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:59,902
Stop it! That's liquid
gold you're throwing away!

426
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:01,073
So, we're gonna go now.

427
00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:02,571
No, no.

428
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,139
You helped him. now you're gonna help me.

429
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:06,578
- No, I... I'd like to. I'm not gonna do this...
- Beverly: No.

430
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,177
- Pour it out, Bill!
- No.

431
00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:09,345
- No, I'm not...
- Pour it out.

432
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,312
- Go. Pour it out.
- No.

433
00:14:10,381 --> 00:14:11,413
- No.
- I'm not gonna pour it out.

434
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:12,581
- Do it. Yes, you are.
- No.

435
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:13,782
- I... I'm not the one...
- Stop pouring.

436
00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:14,817
Pour it all the way out.

437
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,185
No, no, no, no, no!

438
00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:17,219
- You pour it out.
- No, no!

439
00:14:17,288 --> 00:14:19,808
- I don't want to pour it.
- Stop pouring!

440
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,390
- What are you doing?!
- I don't know.

441
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,659
I'm so confused. I just want to go home.

442
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:26,262
Bevy, stop taking this out on my old Coke.

443
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,497
Just admit that you manipulated me.

444
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,933
Of course I did!

445
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,501
Do you know how hard it is

446
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:35,037
to live with someone who refuses to change?

447
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:38,674
I thought for once you
could compromise, but no.

448
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:41,310
You only care about yourself.

449
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:44,513
Even though my dad won, it
sure didn't feel like it.

450
00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:48,217
- [Cheers and applause]
- Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys were about to conquer.

451
00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:49,805
Everyone huddle up.

452
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:51,253
We need to drink this in.

453
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:53,489
This is our last moment of anonymity.

454
00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:55,691
After today, we're gonna be
mobbed everywhere we go.

455
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,026
You know, I'm gonna miss this.

456
00:14:57,094 --> 00:14:58,185
There's a peace to it.

457
00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:01,063
Um, maybe now's a good time to rehearse...

458
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:02,932
Since we, like, never have?

459
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,354
Good idea.

460
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,454
Let's get loose.

461
00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:07,236
Li'l Yum Yum, kick it.

462
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,270
[Beatboxing]

463
00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:10,906
♪ Robot, gobot, lobot, too ♪

464
00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:13,442
♪ He's from "Star Wars," doopie-doo ♪

465
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:14,743
Oh, my god.

466
00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,211
Everyone always said I was a nerd,

467
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,013
but I never really heard it until now.

468
00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:19,381
All right, relax.

469
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,616
Watch and learn.

470
00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:23,152
♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

471
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,854
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪

472
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,256
Dude, that... that's not freestyle.

473
00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:28,357
You say that every time.

474
00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:30,092
All right, just give me a sec.

475
00:15:33,128 --> 00:15:35,631
♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

476
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,801
♪ I came to get down, and my rhymes are... ♪

477
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:44,039
Oh [Bleep].

478
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,011
Seeing how disappointed my mom
was with her old kitchen,

479
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:50,696
my dad finally decided
to try a few new things.

480
00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:54,393
Hey! Come on down and cop a squat.

481
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:56,529
Let's eat without back support.

482
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:57,887
What is this? What are you doing?

483
00:15:57,912 --> 00:15:59,755
I'm just trying out all the new
things you wanted.

484
00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:03,592
We got a picnic, a long-neck shirt thingy.

485
00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:06,094
And I'm sitting, which counts as yoga.

486
00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:07,195
Stop. Get up.

487
00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:08,196
I can't do that.

488
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:10,065
- Just get up.
- I can't.

489
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:12,668
Just stand up like a normal human being.

490
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,303
- Come on.
- Ow. I'll try.

491
00:16:14,371 --> 00:16:16,572
[Both groaning]

492
00:16:20,277 --> 00:16:22,010
Ow. Damn it, that's it.

493
00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:23,211
I'm a floor person now.

494
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,212
Are you crazy?

495
00:16:24,281 --> 00:16:26,114
Why would you sit on the floor?

496
00:16:26,176 --> 00:16:27,048
[Sighs]

497
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,718
Because I felt bad about what happened.

498
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:31,253
It's all right.

499
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:33,889
I'll... I'll be fine without a new kitchen.

500
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,624
You've got to understand...

501
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:38,160
just because I don't like things to change

502
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:40,395
doesn't mean you don't matter to me.

503
00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,831
I never thought I'd be happy.

504
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,167
But you built this life for us,

505
00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:48,136
and I love it just the way it is.

506
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,831
Ah, Mur.

507
00:16:49,856 --> 00:16:51,673
But if it means that much to you,

508
00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:53,362
maybe I can change the kitchen.

509
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,643
I'll get the tools!

510
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:56,345
And the little poundy thingy!

511
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:59,147
Wait! Don't leave me down here!

512
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,682
Together: [Chanting]
Tasty Boys! Tasty Boys!

513
00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:02,624
We were at minute 10 of stalling,

514
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:04,252
and the crowd wasn't giving up.

515
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,787
Why won't they stop chanting?

516
00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:08,757
Making the fans wait
is a classic hype move.

517
00:17:08,826 --> 00:17:10,359
The hype has backfired!

518
00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:11,960
What's the holdup, guys?

519
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,262
The monster you created is
waiting to eat you alive.

520
00:17:14,331 --> 00:17:16,465
I... I can't do this. Erica, look away!

521
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:19,334
Geoff, no!

522
00:17:22,573 --> 00:17:24,559
Man, he's, like, really fast.

523
00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:26,775
Our supergroup is falling apart.

524
00:17:26,844 --> 00:17:27,829
What do we do?

525
00:17:27,854 --> 00:17:29,607
I don't know!

526
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,046
Erica was right.

527
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,348
I should have just kept
my stupid dreams to myself

528
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,817
and stayed in my room so no
one would ever chant my name.

529
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,387
In that moment, Erica realized something.

530
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:39,488
No.

531
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:41,017
As clueless as Barry was,

532
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:43,125
he was still smart to
put himself out there.

533
00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:45,431
Everyone's chanting your name.

534
00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:46,982
You can't just give that up now.

535
00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:49,865
We have no music. We got nothing.

536
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,600
You still got Beastie Boys.

537
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:52,734
But we lost our Ad-Rock.

538
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:54,036
Well, you've got me.

539
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:55,904
Turns out forming a rap supergroup

540
00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:57,873
is, like, way harder than it looks,

541
00:17:57,941 --> 00:17:59,508
which is why we decided

542
00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:01,276
to leave it to the people who did it best.

543
00:18:01,345 --> 00:18:03,612
["Shake Your Rump" plays]

544
00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:11,086
♪ Mike D ♪
♪ yeah ♪

545
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:12,621
♪ With your bad self, running things ♪
♪ what's up? ♪

546
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,589
♪ With your bad breath, onion rings ♪

547
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,925
♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm
back from the dead ♪

548
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:19,094
♪ Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med ♪

549
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:20,429
♪ Make another record ♪

550
00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:22,064
♪ 'Cause the people, they want more of this ♪

551
00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:23,865
♪ Suckers, they be saying they can
take out Adam Horovitz ♪

552
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,067
♪ Hurricane ♪

553
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:26,268
♪ You got clout ♪

554
00:18:26,336 --> 00:18:28,203
♪ Other deejays, he'll put your head out ♪

555
00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:29,404
♪ Patty Duke ♪
♪ the wrench ♪

556
00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:30,872
♪ And then I bust the tango ♪

557
00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:32,541
♪ Got more rhymes than
Jamaica got Mango Kangols ♪

558
00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:35,143
♪ I got the peg leg at
the end of my stump ♪

559
00:18:35,212 --> 00:18:37,323
♪ Shake your rump ♪

560
00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,182
♪

561
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:51,526
♪ Full clout, y'all ♪

562
00:18:51,595 --> 00:18:52,894
♪ Full clout, y'all ♪

563
00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:53,962
♪ And when the mike is in my mouth ♪

564
00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:55,330
♪ I turn it out, y'all ♪

565
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:56,965
- ♪ Full clout ♪
- [Liquid sloshing]

566
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:00,936
- [Explosion]
- ♪ never been dumped ♪

567
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:02,170
- [Cheers and applause]
- ♪ 'cause I'm the most mackinest ♪

568
00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:03,472
♪ Never been jumped ♪

569
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,506
♪ 'Cause I'm known the most packinest ♪

570
00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:05,640
♪ Yeah, we got beef, chief ♪

571
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,942
♪ We're knocking out teeth, chief ♪

572
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,009
♪ And if you don't believe us ♪

573
00:19:08,078 --> 00:19:09,077
♪ You should question your belief ♪

574
00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:10,009
♪ Like Sam the butcher... ♪

575
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:12,848
Sure, the change was small,
but it was big for my dad...

576
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:14,049
It's beautiful.

577
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:16,318
How about a new Coke to celebrate?

578
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,854
Because trying new things is hard.

579
00:19:18,922 --> 00:19:21,389
It could leave a bad taste in your mouth.

580
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,024
- Why?!
- No!

581
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:25,215
- Why would they do this?!
- Oh! Stop this! Stop this!

582
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,362
♪ Running from the law,
the press, and the parents ♪

583
00:19:27,424 --> 00:19:28,523
Is your name Michael Diamond?

584
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:29,765
No, mine's Clarence.

585
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,932
♪ From downtown ♪

586
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:32,400
♪ Manhattan ♪
♪ The Village ♪

587
00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:34,236
♪ My style is wild, and you
know that it still is ♪

588
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,912
♪ Disco bag schlepping,
and you're doing the bump ♪

589
00:19:36,937 --> 00:19:38,640
♪ Shake your rump ♪

590
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:39,882
♪ Whoa ♪

591
00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:42,277
Truth is, we could never
be as great as our heroes.

592
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:44,479
Sure, we grow up wanting
to be just like them,

593
00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:46,414
'cause we dare to dream.

594
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:47,937
Whoa. No, no! Hey!

595
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:51,319
But for one moment, everyone
in that gym didn't see us as kids.

596
00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:53,255
They believed in us.

597
00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:55,190
They believed in the Tasty Boys.

598
00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:57,893
And we were legends.

599
00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,788
♪ Whoa ♪

600
00:19:59,812 --> 00:20:04,610
Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

601
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:06,874
♪ Shake your rump ♪

602
00:20:08,492 --> 00:20:09,390
Yo, Erica!

603
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,543
I've been practicing my freestyle.

604
00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:12,934
- Want to hear it?
- So, what?

605
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,469
You spent all weekend writing a rap,

606
00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:15,737
and now you're trying to make me think

607
00:20:15,806 --> 00:20:17,038
that you're making it up on the spot?

608
00:20:17,107 --> 00:20:19,332
No. It's off the top of my head.

609
00:20:19,357 --> 00:20:20,355
- Check it.
- No, no, no, no.

610
00:20:20,563 --> 00:20:22,830
If this is freestyle, I pick the topic.

611
00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,483
Bicycles.

612
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:26,734
Got it.

613
00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:30,805
This rap's dedicated
to all the big-booty...

614
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,573
Bicycles.

615
00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:35,743
[Beatboxing]

616
00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:38,479
♪ My name's Big Tasty,
and my rhymes are shady ♪

617
00:20:38,548 --> 00:20:42,116
♪ Come back to my crib and be my... bicycle ♪

618
00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:44,919
♪ 'Cause one hot bicycle can't hold me down ♪

619
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:48,656
♪ I got to have... bicycles in every town ♪

620
00:20:48,691 --> 00:20:51,592
♪ Bicycle, bicycle, I can't disguise ♪

621
00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:54,489
♪ I love your neck, and
I love your w... wheels ♪

622
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:55,797
What?

623
00:20:55,832 --> 00:20:57,232
You know you're fooling no one, right?

624
00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:59,033
You just don't understand hip-hop.

625
00:20:59,069 --> 00:21:00,301
[Clatter]