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Adult Adam: Back in the
'80s, my brother and I

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never liked the same music.

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That is, until we heard a group

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that would change our lives forever.

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♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and
I'm back from the dead ♪

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♪ Chillin' at the
beach down at Club Med ♪

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The Beastie Boys.

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To us, they weren't just a rap group.

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They were a way of life.

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We copied their videos and
memorized every single lyric.

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Simply put, they were a game-changer.

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I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us,

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he would be like, "We should be best friends."
- For sure!

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We're practically related...

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They rap, they party hard,
and they're in the tribe.

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All three of them!

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What are the chances?

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Wait a minute.

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Do you realize what this means?

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If the Beasties can make it, so can we.

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Answer me this...

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Do we not have a license to ill?

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Dude, you spelled "license" wrong.

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Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock.

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I think you have what it takes

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to join my Beastie-boys-inspired
supergroup The Tasty Boys.

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Could we give it five more
minutes on the name?

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No! The name has stuck.

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You'd really let me
into your rap supergroup?

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Of course.

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Your weird voice sounds
like you have a young man

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and an old woman stuck in your body,

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so I'll clearly be the breakout star.

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I accept!

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Ill.

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We are so ill.

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Who's ill? Oh, my god, get to bed.

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No one's going to school today.

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- But...
- Ba-ba-ba!

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We're both ill and sick.

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I guess the only thing I can do

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is wait on you hand and foot
in front of the TV.

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Come on. Yeah.

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Being a rap star is awesome!

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪

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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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It was January 6, 1980-something...

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The fateful day my mom

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- first laid eyes on our neighbors' new kitchen.
- Ta-da!

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Everything was brand-new.

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It was an '80s architectural
masterpiece of formica

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and every shade of brown.

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Is that a Lazy Susan?

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It is!

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Is this almond-colored?

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It's beautiful.

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Like dirty snow.

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This linoleum... it looks like real tile.

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Oh, it spins around! Look!

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The cinnamon was in the back,
and now it's in the front!

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And the best part... Charles
did the whole thing himself,

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and it cost half the price.

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- Get out.
- I swear.

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No, get out of my way.

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Move your body. I must
speak to Murray now.

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Wha...

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We're getting a new kitchen.

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What's wrong with the old kitchen?

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You just said it... it's old.

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It doesn't have what I need
in a kitchen. Hello, Bill.

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All you need in the
kitchen is food and forks...

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and maybe a cup or two.

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Also, you'd be surprised
how often you use a juicer.

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Then it's settled.
We're gonna get a juicer.

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Damn it, Bevy, you win again.

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I mean it. We need to renovate.

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This thing should be in a museum...

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a museum of ugly refrigerators.

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Blech!

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And look at this floor.

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No, don't. It'll give you a seizure.

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And what about these
Lazy-Susan-less cabinets?

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I've got to move the other
spices out of the way

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like a wild animal.

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Like, "oh, here's the tarragon."

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Oh.

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And now I'm stressed out.

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She did make a mess.

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Bevy, I'd love to give you a new kitchen,

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but it would cost a fortune.

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And the materials alone...

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I'm a tile man.

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I'll hook you up for free.

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Yeah, but the labor.

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I'll install it myself.

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Bill, read the room.

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I see what this is about.

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You don't want this 'cause
you're afraid of change.

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[Scoffs] What are you talking about?

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You're a creature of habit.

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For the last 10 years,

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you've had the same job,
same car, same clothes.

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Just because I like things a certain way

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doesn't mean I'm a creature of habit.

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Then how do you explain this?

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Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola
announced new Coke,

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which sent their old-school
customers into a tailspin.

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The second you find out that
Coke is changing their recipe,

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you start to stockpile.

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What kind of person is afraid of new Coke?

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It's nuts.

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I'm not afraid.

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I just like the old-timey original kind.

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Okay, see? You're just proving my point.

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Bevy, I try new stuff...

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like that big pink orange
I ate that one time.

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- The grapefruit?
- Yeah.

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Never again.

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The point is, I love change.

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Well, there's gonna be
some big changes around here.

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Big changes!

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As my mom was laying down the law,

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- Barry was laying down some tracks.
- [Beatboxing]

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♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

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♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪

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You morons!

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I told you to stop going in my room

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and stealing my old glasses.

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But we need them to get
the cool fisheye-lens effect.

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Your jacked-up eyeballs
are our hip-hop supergroup's game.

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I'm sorry. Supergroup?

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You may play the guitar
and sing like an angel,

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but I'm the real musician in the family.

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I'm just happy he's including me.

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Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

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Dude, you're not a real musician.

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You can't sing or read music
or play an instrument,

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unlike me, who can do all of it.

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Hiding in your bedroom.

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You've written tons of lame chick songs,

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but no one's ever heard them.

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I'm just...

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- perfecting each one.
- No.

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You're stalling 'cause you're afraid

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of what people might think of you.

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I, on the other hand, don't think at all.

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It's true... he does not think.

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Just because you like Beastie Boys

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doesn't mean you can be them.

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They're three awesome musicians,

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and you're two clueless idiots.

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You're right. We need a third.

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I feel like I could say anything,

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and you would just do whatever you want.

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She's right! We should hold auditions!

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♪

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Ungh.

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Check it. One, two.

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Two, one.

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♪ Three, two, one ♪

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♪ One, two, three ♪

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♪ Three, two, one ♪

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Ah, wait. I messed up.
Can I start over, guys?

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[Jazz riff plays]

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Before you say yes, I have
a list of 200 demands.

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♪ My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick ♪

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♪ Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick ♪

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♪ The ladies say rob's gonna make it ♪

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♪ 'Cause when I rock the
mike, I get buck naked ♪

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Is there any way naked rob
can rap without getting naked?

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Nudity, or I walk.

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[Hip-hop music plays]

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Yeah, no, okay. I... I...

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You guys, I thought I could
do this to impress Erica,

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but I just... I can't.

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I... I get wicked stage fright.

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- You're in.
- What?!

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Dude! you look just like Ad-Rock.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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Oh, my god. It really is, bro.

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Does Ad-Rock break into hives onstage?

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Oh, no.

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The room is spinning. I'm going down.

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He said yes! The Tasty Boys are in!

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While my brother and I had
assembled our new group,

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my dad had come home to his old habits.

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Oh, look at that.

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My creature of habit dropped
his pants at the do.

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What a surprise.

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- Damn it, I just got home!
- "Damn it, I just got home!"

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See? I knew that was gonna
be your reaction.

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- Stop aggravating me.
- "Stop aggravating me."

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- Drop it already!
- "Drop it already!"

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- Gah!
- "Gah"!

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If you do just one of the things on my list

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I've been begging you to do for ages,

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I'll forget all about the kitchen.

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"Wear a turtleneck."

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No.

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"Couples massage."

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No.

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"Floss."

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No one does that.

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"Yoga"?! Never.

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"Picnic." Pass.

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"Boxer shorts"?

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How dare you?

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This is the worst list ever made.

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- I hate this list.
- Just pick one.

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Fine.

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"Jean dungarees."

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I'll wear your damn Jean dungarees.

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For the first time ever,
my Dad wore a pair of jeans

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to prove to my mom he could be flexible.

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Unfortunately, he could barely move.

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I like them.

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Well, tell me what exactly
you like about them, huh?

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Be specific.

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Well, I like that there's one leg
for each of my legs.

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I love the stiff, unforgiving fabric.

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[Both chuckle]

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Nope! I can't sit in them!

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They chafe, Bevy! They chafe!

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My god, you can't even wear a
new pair of pants for 30 seconds?

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Fine. I'm a creature of habit.

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And you're still not
getting that new kitchen.

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Well, I don't need you
to give it for me to get it.

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I can get it without you giving it.

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- I don't get it.
- I'm gonna build it myself.

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Wait!

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I can't move!

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Take them off!

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While my mom was on a mission,

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Barry made a precise game plan
on how we'd become rap stars.

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Okay!

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First up, we need a fly style
to set us apart from the pack.

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Run-D.M.C. has Adidas.

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Public Enemy wears clocks.

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The Fat Boys have obesity.

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I got it! we each dress like a Fraggle.

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You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley.

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I'll be a Doozer.

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No. A Gorg.

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No! Doozer!

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You're mispronouncing "dork" and "loser."

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- Next.
- Oh, I know.

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What if we dress like things
that Erica likes?

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I could go into her room, poke
around, see what makes her tick.

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No, no. That's weird.

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You're both weird.

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I know exactly the style we're gonna rock.

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♪

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Boom!

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Now, this is a look.

259
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But aren't we just dressed
exactly like Beastie Boys?

260
00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:24,528
No.

261
00:08:24,553 --> 00:08:27,254
Mike D wears Volkswagen.

262
00:08:27,279 --> 00:08:29,801
I'm wearing Station Wagon.

263
00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:32,065
MCA wears a leather jacket.

264
00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:33,617
Yours is pleather.

265
00:08:33,642 --> 00:08:36,459
Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant phys.-ed shirt.

266
00:08:36,528 --> 00:08:38,094
Yours is from Jenkintown Elementary.

267
00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:39,695
- Nice.
- Super-different.

268
00:08:39,764 --> 00:08:42,632
Now that we're rocking our look,
there's only one thing left.

269
00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:43,699
Entourage?

270
00:08:43,768 --> 00:08:45,376
You can massage our shoulders,

271
00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,936
polish our gold, lie to our wives,

272
00:08:47,005 --> 00:08:49,138
and romance second-tier
groupies not hot enough for us.

273
00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,139
We're in.

274
00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,808
- Picking up the crumbs!
- [Laughs]

275
00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:52,848
Everything was in place.

276
00:08:52,873 --> 00:08:55,688
And even though the Tasty Boys
didn't have any actual songs,

277
00:08:55,713 --> 00:08:59,140
the next logical step was
to shoot an album cover.

278
00:08:59,165 --> 00:09:01,265
Erica: Hey. It's the Pasty Boys.

279
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,780
What are you wannabes doing?

280
00:09:02,805 --> 00:09:04,437
Just locking down our album cover.

281
00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:05,995
Without writing any songs?

282
00:09:06,064 --> 00:09:08,498
Songs. We got that covered.

283
00:09:08,566 --> 00:09:09,699
Actually, she's right.

284
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,534
We haven't, like, written anything.

285
00:09:11,603 --> 00:09:14,388
Hello?! Ever hear of Eric B. & Rakim?

286
00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,705
We're just like them!

287
00:09:15,773 --> 00:09:16,873
We don't write.

288
00:09:16,941 --> 00:09:19,842
We feel the beat, let it flow, freestyle.

289
00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:21,878
Wait. Like make it up as we go?

290
00:09:21,946 --> 00:09:22,912
That seems hard.

291
00:09:22,981 --> 00:09:24,213
Is it?

292
00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:26,415
♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

293
00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:29,293
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪

294
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,921
- Boom!
- Oh! Oh!

295
00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:34,357
- Whoo!
- He just rhymed "Barry" with "scary"!

296
00:09:34,425 --> 00:09:36,399
All you're gonna do
is embarrass yourselves.

297
00:09:36,424 --> 00:09:38,628
Erica, we're not like you.

298
00:09:38,696 --> 00:09:40,208
We don't live in fear.

299
00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,900
Okay. You're delusional.

300
00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:44,136
You can't have an album without songs.

301
00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:45,871
And you can't be superstars

302
00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,406
without ever performing a concert.

303
00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:48,974
She's right.

304
00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,843
We need a gig. Huge one!

305
00:09:50,911 --> 00:09:51,818
Okay, not what I meant.

306
00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,011
Entourage...

307
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,279
You run west.

308
00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:55,665
You run east.

309
00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:58,450
Spread the word that the
Tasty Boys are coming.

310
00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:00,152
All right.

311
00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:02,321
The hype machine begins.

312
00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:03,322
[Laughs]

313
00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:07,117
Even though my dad was scared of change,

314
00:10:07,142 --> 00:10:10,233
my mom decided to change
the entire kitchen.

315
00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:11,279
What are you doing?

316
00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,689
Oh, since you won't build my dream kitchen,

317
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:14,889
I'm gonna build it myself.

318
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,350
You were serious about that?

319
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,497
You call a hammer a "poundy thingy."

320
00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:19,972
Well, now I don't need your help,

321
00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:22,998
because now I have someone
on my side who loves change...

322
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:25,551
Bob Vila from "This Old House."

323
00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:26,268
Ha!

324
00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,003
That's right. In the '80s, Bob Vila

325
00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:31,262
was the original voice
D.I.Y. home improvement.

326
00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:33,075
Fine. Go ahead.

327
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,866
But I'm not gonna clean up your mess.

328
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,835
Shows what you know!

329
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:40,948
With Bob Vila on my side,
I can build anything!

330
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,308
Unfortunately, my mom
didn't build a new kitchen.

331
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:46,975
She just destroyed the old one,
down to the very last cupboard.

332
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,906
What the hell happened?

333
00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,844
I wrecked the kitchen.

334
00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:53,146
Now I have no place to cook.

335
00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:54,948
We're gonna have to order Italian takeout,

336
00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:56,230
like a bunch of hobos.

337
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,394
That Bob Vila is a real piece of work...

338
00:10:58,419 --> 00:11:01,788
building us up, making us
think we could lay tile.

339
00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:03,587
We can't lay tile.

340
00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:06,976
I'll call Bill, and we'll fix this.

341
00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,813
Oh, you would do that for me?

342
00:11:09,838 --> 00:11:12,973
Oh, thank you, honey. You're the best.

343
00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,597
[Groans]

344
00:11:14,753 --> 00:11:16,753
[Laughs]

345
00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,851
Where did all the tears go?
What's happening?

346
00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:22,195
What's happening is, I ruined
the kitchen on purpose.

347
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,991
No. You wouldn't.

348
00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:25,804
I mean, you would.

349
00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:29,561
I know he'll be happier when
it's all said and done.

350
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:31,508
I mean, sometimes creatures of habit

351
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,810
just need a tiny bit of nudging.

352
00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:38,748
While my mom was planning
the perfect place to eat,

353
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:41,551
we had the school eating
from the palm of our hands.

354
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,551
Oh, my god! You're playing the pep rally?

355
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,997
This is so out of hand.

356
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:48,402
No, the Tasty Boys are the real deal.

357
00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:51,256
I heard after the pep rally,
they're playing Live Aid.

358
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:52,248
I heard Capitol Records

359
00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:53,783
gave them each a Porsche
as a signing bonus.

360
00:11:53,852 --> 00:11:55,468
Plus, they're bonkers hot.

361
00:11:55,493 --> 00:11:57,109
No. None of that is true.

362
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,366
You're not true.

363
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,276
Oh, my god, here they come!

364
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,646
♪

365
00:12:06,317 --> 00:12:08,983
Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss.

366
00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,241
This is a V.I.P. area.

367
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:11,423
It's okay. She's a groupie.

368
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:13,753
I am not... just let me through.

369
00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:14,968
This is crazy.

370
00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:16,634
Why does everyone think you guys

371
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,336
are an actual group with a record deal?

372
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,719
'Cause we told them!

373
00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:21,110
Isn't that genius?

374
00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:22,144
It's called hype.

375
00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:23,479
No, it's called lying.

376
00:12:23,547 --> 00:12:25,864
Oh. I see what this is.

377
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:28,250
You're just mad 'cause we're
getting all the attention.

378
00:12:28,319 --> 00:12:30,052
Kind of seems like someone's jealous.

379
00:12:30,121 --> 00:12:32,488
Oh, my god, you are insane.

380
00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:34,790
I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous.

381
00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,235
I'm so jealous!

382
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,826
Well, you should be.

383
00:12:37,851 --> 00:12:40,763
I heard they're teaming
up with Eric B. & Rakim

384
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,238
for their next record.

385
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,842
What? The hype has reached you, too?

386
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:45,624
Who told you?

387
00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:47,148
I heard it from Naked Rob.

388
00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:48,372
Dear god.

389
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:50,672
I've been working
on my music my whole life,

390
00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:53,464
and just watch... those
idiots are gonna get famous.

391
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:56,416
Honey, just focus on your own music.

392
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,652
That's what matters.

393
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,810
Now come on. Show me what you got.

394
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:04,147
I'd love to, but I have a scratchy throat.

395
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,449
And Lucky ate my music.

396
00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:07,564
[Whimpers]

397
00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:09,163
Oh, I'm sorry.

398
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,554
- [Whimpers]
- Come on.

399
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,413
It's Pops, your biggest fan!

400
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,975
Play me something.

401
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,921
Okay.

402
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,100
Now, you need to keep in mind

403
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,642
- that these songs are still a work in progress.
- Gotcha.

404
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,457
- And the lyrics kind of suck.
- Okay.

405
00:13:23,482 --> 00:13:26,204
- And I hate the way I sound.
- Maybe no intro.

406
00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:30,595
♪ There's a voice inside my... ♪

407
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,287
Nope, I'm sorry. I can't do it.

408
00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,555
I'm just not ready.

409
00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:35,323
Got to go. Bye-bye.

410
00:13:35,392 --> 00:13:38,726
[Gasps] Bev, I can't wait
to see your new kitchen.

411
00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,362
Oh, the boys have
been working hard all weekend.

412
00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:42,727
How's it looking, Bill?

413
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,515
I called in a bunch of favors.

414
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,521
Anything for my best bud's lady.

415
00:13:46,589 --> 00:13:47,822
Enjoy your perfect kitchen.

416
00:13:47,891 --> 00:13:51,125
[Choir vocalizing]

417
00:13:53,596 --> 00:13:55,830
[Music warping]

418
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:59,716
You bastards! It's exactly the same!

419
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:02,282
I'm a good reader of people,
and you don't seem pleased.

420
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:03,995
You did this just to spite me.

421
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,907
Because you manipulated me.

422
00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,208
You think I don't know

423
00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,810
that you wrecked the kitchen on purpose?

424
00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:12,113
Fine. You want to play it that way?

425
00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:17,361
Stop it! That's liquid
gold you're throwing away!

426
00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:18,688
So, we're gonna go now.

427
00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:19,986
No, no.

428
00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:21,554
You helped him. now you're gonna help me.

429
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,993
- No, I... I'd like to. I'm not gonna do this...
- Beverly: No.

430
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:25,739
- Pour it out, Bill!
- No.

431
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,505
- No, I'm not...
- Pour it out.

432
00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,567
- Go. Pour it out.
- No.

433
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,754
- No.
- I'm not gonna pour it out.

434
00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:29,878
- Do it. Yes, you are.
- No.

435
00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,078
- I... I'm not the one...
- Stop pouring.

436
00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:32,451
Pour it all the way out.

437
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:33,930
No, no, no, no, no!

438
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:34,964
- You pour it out.
- No, no!

439
00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,552
- I don't want to pour it.
- Stop pouring!

440
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,134
- What are you doing?!
- I don't know.

441
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,733
I'm so confused. I just want to go home.

442
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:44,405
Bevy, stop taking this out on my old Coke.

443
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,545
Just admit that you manipulated me.

444
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:49,132
Of course I did!

445
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,656
Do you know how hard it is

446
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:53,192
to live with someone who refuses to change?

447
00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:56,829
I thought for once you
could compromise, but no.

448
00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:59,465
You only care about yourself.

449
00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:03,689
Even though my dad won, it
sure didn't feel like it.

450
00:15:03,714 --> 00:15:07,349
- [Cheers and applause]
- Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys were about to conquer.

451
00:15:07,425 --> 00:15:08,416
Everyone huddle up.

452
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:09,894
We need to drink this in.

453
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:12,130
This is our last moment of anonymity.

454
00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:14,332
After today, we're gonna be
mobbed everywhere we go.

455
00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:15,667
You know, I'm gonna miss this.

456
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:16,826
There's a peace to it.

457
00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:19,386
Um, maybe now's a good time to rehearse...

458
00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:21,740
Since we, like, never have?

459
00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:23,119
Good idea.

460
00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:24,219
Let's get loose.

461
00:15:24,244 --> 00:15:26,001
Li'l Yum Yum, kick it.

462
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,205
[Beatboxing]

463
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,671
♪ Robot, gobot, lobot, too ♪

464
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:32,207
♪ He's from "Star Wars," doopie-doo ♪

465
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,508
Oh, my god.

466
00:15:33,577 --> 00:15:34,976
Everyone always said I was a nerd,

467
00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:36,778
but I never really heard it until now.

468
00:15:36,847 --> 00:15:38,146
All right, relax.

469
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:39,381
Watch and learn.

470
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,917
♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

471
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,619
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪

472
00:15:44,688 --> 00:15:46,021
Dude, that... that's not freestyle.

473
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,122
You say that every time.

474
00:15:47,191 --> 00:15:48,857
All right, just give me a sec.

475
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:54,396
♪ Good afternoon, my name is Barry ♪

476
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:57,566
♪ I came to get down, and my rhymes are... ♪

477
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:02,804
Oh [Bleep].

478
00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:06,527
Seeing how disappointed my mom
was with her old kitchen,

479
00:16:06,552 --> 00:16:10,212
my dad finally decided
to try a few new things.

480
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,909
Hey! Come on down and cop a squat.

481
00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:16,045
Let's eat without back support.

482
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,403
What is this? What are you doing?

483
00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:20,052
I'm just trying out all the new
things you wanted.

484
00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:23,373
We got a picnic, a long-neck shirt thingy.

485
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,610
And I'm sitting, which counts as yoga.

486
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:27,014
Stop. Get up.

487
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,073
I can't do that.

488
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,099
- Just get up.
- I can't.

489
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,658
Just stand up like a normal human being.

490
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,293
- Come on.
- Ow. I'll try.

491
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,562
[Both groaning]

492
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,342
Ow. Damn it, that's it.

493
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,499
I'm a floor person now.

494
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:44,631
Are you crazy?

495
00:16:44,656 --> 00:16:46,489
Why would you sit on the floor?

496
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:47,423
[Sighs]

497
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,093
Because I felt bad about what happened.

498
00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:52,506
It's all right.

499
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:55,098
I'll... I'll be fine without a new kitchen.

500
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,341
You've got to understand...

501
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,847
just because I don't like things to change

502
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:01,426
doesn't mean you don't matter to me.

503
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:03,818
I never thought I'd be happy.

504
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:06,675
But you built this life for us,

505
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,123
and I love it just the way it is.

506
00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:11,087
Ah, Mur.

507
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:12,929
But if it means that much to you,

508
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,618
maybe I can change the kitchen.

509
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:15,899
I'll get the tools!

510
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,601
And the little poundy thingy!

511
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,403
Wait! Don't leave me down here!

512
00:17:20,428 --> 00:17:21,938
Together: [Chanting]
Tasty Boys! Tasty Boys!

513
00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,880
We were at minute 10 of stalling,

514
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,829
and the crowd wasn't giving up.

515
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,320
Why won't they stop chanting?

516
00:17:27,389 --> 00:17:30,290
Making the fans wait
is a classic hype move.

517
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,196
The hype has backfired!

518
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:33,754
What's the holdup, guys?

519
00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:36,056
The monster you created is
waiting to eat you alive.

520
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,259
I... I can't do this. Erica, look away!

521
00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:42,180
Geoff, no!

522
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,593
Man, he's, like, really fast.

523
00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:48,809
Our supergroup is falling apart.

524
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:49,863
What do we do?

525
00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:51,641
I don't know!

526
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,080
Erica was right.

527
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:55,382
I should have just kept
my stupid dreams to myself

528
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,851
and stayed in my room so no
one would ever chant my name.

529
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,968
In that moment, Erica realized something.

530
00:18:00,993 --> 00:18:01,660
No.

531
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,456
As clueless as Barry was,

532
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,564
he was still smart to
put himself out there.

533
00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:07,870
Everyone's chanting your name.

534
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,421
You can't just give that up now.

535
00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:12,304
We have no music. We got nothing.

536
00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:14,039
You still got Beastie Boys.

537
00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:15,601
But we lost our Ad-Rock.

538
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:16,859
Well, you've got me.

539
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,727
Turns out forming a rap supergroup

540
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,912
is, like, way harder than it looks,

541
00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:22,504
which is why we decided

542
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:24,272
to leave it to the people who did it best.

543
00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:26,608
["Shake Your Rump" plays]

544
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,082
♪ Mike D ♪
♪ yeah ♪

545
00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:35,617
♪ With your bad self, running things ♪
♪ what's up? ♪

546
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:37,585
♪ With your bad breath, onion rings ♪

547
00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:39,921
♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm
back from the dead ♪

548
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,644
♪ Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med ♪

549
00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:43,935
♪ Make another record ♪

550
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,570
♪ 'Cause the people, they want more of this ♪

551
00:18:45,638 --> 00:18:47,371
♪ Suckers, they be saying they can
take out Adam Horovitz ♪

552
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,573
♪ Hurricane ♪

553
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:49,774
♪ You got clout ♪

554
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,709
♪ Other deejays, he'll put your head out ♪

555
00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:52,910
♪ Patty Duke ♪
♪ the wrench ♪

556
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:54,378
♪ And then I bust the tango ♪

557
00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:56,047
♪ Got more rhymes than
Jamaica got Mango Kangols ♪

558
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,649
♪ I got the peg leg at
the end of my stump ♪

559
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:01,265
♪ Shake your rump ♪

560
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:04,124
♪

561
00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:15,468
♪ Full clout, y'all ♪

562
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:16,836
♪ Full clout, y'all ♪

563
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:17,904
♪ And when the mike is in my mouth ♪

564
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,272
♪ I turn it out, y'all ♪

565
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,907
- ♪ Full clout ♪
- [Liquid sloshing]

566
00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:25,309
- [Explosion]
- ♪ never been dumped ♪

567
00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:26,543
- [Cheers and applause]
- ♪ 'cause I'm the most mackinest ♪

568
00:19:26,612 --> 00:19:27,845
♪ Never been jumped ♪

569
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:28,879
♪ 'Cause I'm known the most packinest ♪

570
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:30,013
♪ Yeah, we got beef, chief ♪

571
00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:31,315
♪ We're knocking out teeth, chief ♪

572
00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:32,382
♪ And if you don't believe us ♪

573
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:33,450
♪ You should question your belief ♪

574
00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:34,382
♪ Like Sam the butcher... ♪

575
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,600
Sure, the change was small,
but it was big for my dad...

576
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,758
It's beautiful.

577
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:41,027
How about a new Coke to celebrate?

578
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,563
Because trying new things is hard.

579
00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:46,380
It could leave a bad taste in your mouth.

580
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:47,971
- Why?!
- No!

581
00:19:47,996 --> 00:19:50,162
- Why would they do this?!
- Oh! Stop this! Stop this!

582
00:19:50,242 --> 00:19:52,309
♪ Running from the law,
the press, and the parents ♪

583
00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:53,470
Is your name Michael Diamond?

584
00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:54,712
No, mine's Clarence.

585
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,879
♪ From downtown ♪

586
00:19:55,948 --> 00:19:57,347
♪ Manhattan ♪
♪ The Village ♪

587
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,183
♪ My style is wild, and you
know that it still is ♪

588
00:19:59,251 --> 00:20:01,859
♪ Disco bag schlepping,
and you're doing the bump ♪

589
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,053
♪ Shake your rump ♪

590
00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:04,616
♪ Whoa ♪

591
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,041
Truth is, we could never
be as great as our heroes.

592
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:09,243
Sure, we grow up wanting
to be just like them,

593
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:11,178
'cause we dare to dream.

594
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:12,701
Whoa. No, no! Hey!

595
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:16,083
But for one moment, everyone
in that gym didn't see us as kids.

596
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:18,019
They believed in us.

597
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:19,954
They believed in the Tasty Boys.

598
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:22,657
And we were legends.

599
00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:29,374
♪ Whoa ♪

600
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:31,638
♪ Shake your rump ♪

601
00:20:33,256 --> 00:20:34,858
Yo, Erica!

602
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:37,011
I've been practicing my freestyle.

603
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,171
- Want to hear it?
- So, what?

604
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:39,677
You spent all weekend writing a rap,

605
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:40,936
and now you're trying to make me think

606
00:20:41,013 --> 00:20:42,245
that you're making it up on the spot?

607
00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:43,938
No. It's off the top of my head.

608
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:45,015
- Check it.
- No, no, no, no.

609
00:20:45,223 --> 00:20:47,490
If this is freestyle, I pick the topic.

610
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,491
Bicycles.

611
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,394
Got it.

612
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:55,465
This rap's dedicated
to all the big-booty...

613
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,233
Bicycles.

614
00:20:57,269 --> 00:21:00,403
[Beatboxing]

615
00:21:00,439 --> 00:21:03,139
♪ My name's Big Tasty,
and my rhymes are shady ♪

616
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:06,776
♪ Come back to my crib and be my... bicycle ♪

617
00:21:06,845 --> 00:21:09,579
♪ 'Cause one hot bicycle can't hold me down ♪

618
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:13,316
♪ I got to have... bicycles in every town ♪

619
00:21:13,351 --> 00:21:16,252
♪ Bicycle, bicycle, I can't disguise ♪

620
00:21:16,281 --> 00:21:19,694
♪ I love your neck, and
I love your w... wheels ♪

621
00:21:19,719 --> 00:21:20,795
What?

622
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,178
You know you're fooling no one, right?

623
00:21:22,203 --> 00:21:23,969
You just don't understand hip-hop.

624
00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:25,425
[Clatter]

625
00:21:25,449 --> 00:21:27,449
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