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[Cheers and applause]

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Hey,

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did I tell you guys about
my new year's resolution yet?

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Is it to keep dressing like a
junior high school orchestra teacher?

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Ha-ha-ha.

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No, Danny.

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It's to not let other
people's words hurt me.

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And that's not going great.

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Whoa! Easy booze face.

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I thought your new year's resolution
was to stop drinking so much wine.

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This road you're heading down,

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does it feel safe?

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Ha-ha-ha ha.

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Um, last year, Shelly's
resolution was to get healthier

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and I think he crushed it.

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Yes you guys, and to celebrate

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he wanted to burst through a poster

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of his former self like they
do on The Biggest Loser so...

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everybody,

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let's give a nice warm welcome for

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- 100 pounds thinner Shelly!
- [Cheers and applause]

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I hope you guys got more posters,

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because I want to do that all day.

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A hundred pounds, you
lost an entire Candace.

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I helped him exercise.

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I put a picture of Nicki Minaj's
butt in front of his treadmill

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and made him chase it it all year.

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Turns out I'm really fortunate
I don't need to exercise at all,

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no matter what I do, I
look like one of those

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Greek sculptures, that those guys made.

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You know, one of those...

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one of those little statues
that always looks like

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they're feeding someone
you can't see, you know.

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Hello!

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Leather pants coming in hot!

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C'mon, I told you not to
borrow my leather pants.

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Now the hips are going to be too big.

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So is the crotch.

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Wow, girl, those pants are so cool,

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you're like some kind
of sexy warrior princess,

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the pants so tight I can...

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oh my... I can see your
piercing, in a terrifying place.

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That's actually a locket
with a picture of my grandma.

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So sweet!

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Honey, it's not.

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Justin,

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would you like it if I
got some pants like that?

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Are you kidding me, if you looked that hot,

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it would make my day.

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You didn't let me finish. It
would make my day terrible,

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because I like you exactly the way you are.

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Oh, my God,

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Justin wishes I were sexier.

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That's my new year's resolution.

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That's it, we're taking
charge, so next thing you know

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I'm gonna be like bam! Crazy sexy!

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You go ahead and start
whenever you're ready.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor- & chamallow
www.addic7ed.com

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Candace, being easy is sexy, I mean,

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have you got a sexy walk or something?

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I don't know, you tell me.

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No, no you don't.

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Well, lucky for you, Danny is here!

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Da-da da da.

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And turns out, I could do

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any boring move or anything mundane and

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turn that into the utmost
sexier thing ever, OK?

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Take this for instance,
making a text message

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or maybe even eating a pretzel.

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Sorry madam,

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oopsy Daisy.

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And you know what?

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Don't get me started when
it comes to the bedroom.

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I pulled a bunch of
hanky-panky on everybody, OK?

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I do seriously.

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Now, Charlotte,

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if I asked you to rate me in the bedroom,

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what would you say? Go ahead, come on.

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Danny I really don't
want to do this, really.

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Come on, look, if I asked you to rate

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me on a scale from
Justin to Danny all right,

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Danny obviously being the
best and Justin being too ugly

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that he can't even make the scale,

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what would you do?

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One out of 10. Come on.

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6?

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Somebody call Anthony Bourdain
because this is delicious!

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This is the happiest day of my life!

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So I'm a six?

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Look on the bright side, Danny,
together we're a combined seven.

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Look I mean, our sex life is good,

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I'm sure every girl loves the
danger of doing it on the floor of

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your roommate's bedroom
while he sleeps inches way.

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What?

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I thought that was a dream!

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Danny, you're a great at like wild,

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crazy sex, you are just not good at like

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making love, but that's
OK. We'll work on it.

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Ok, that's cool, it's not
a big deal or anything.

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You know what I mean, I know what's up.

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Anyway, I' gonna go to my
special place right now.

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Where he is going?

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When Danny is really upset,

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he likes to go to the movies
and make other people feel

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as miserable as he does.

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So, you guys ready to see
the new "Star Wars" movie?

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Yeah!

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Han Solo dies!

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♪ [Cheers and applause]

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I can't believe she called me a six!

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Seriously, these hips,
they never slow down.

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Honestly sometimes in the morning,

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my hips wake up before I do.

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Hey, come on, hips!
Chill out, it's too early.

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Go Watch cartoons or something.

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Ok, all right, I'm up, whatever.

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It's the worst day of my life.

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[Laughter]

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Quit feeling sorry for yourself!

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How many times are you going do that?

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Until I run out of posters.

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Look, Danny,

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- What?
- ... Charlotte didn't say you weren't good at sex,

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she said you didn't know how to make love.

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What's the difference?

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Danny, making love is beautiful,

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it's poetry, is Shakespeare.

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No! No!

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- Don't do Shakespeare.
- "Love is a smoke...

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Love is a smoke raised
with the fume of sighs;

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Being purged,

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a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;

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What is it else?

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A madness most discreet,

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A choking gall,

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and a preserving sweet.

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I mean, *** for sex, as well.

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I mean, that's like,

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"Yo, what's up, let's get nude!

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Wham-bam, later dude!"

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What my true British Thespian
is trying to say is that

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there' more to making love
than just smashing genitals.

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Making love it's about smashing hearts.

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Charlotte just wants some intimacy.

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What's int-mats-y?

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Danny, no, don't do that
thing you do where you act

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like you never heard of a word
because you're uncomfortable.

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Oh, is int-mats-y when you

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share your wi-fi password with someone?

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Is int-mats-y when you

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when you go to the bank
and it's not open on Sunday?

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- No. Intimacy, not int-mats-y.
- Int-mats-y.

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Everybody knows that you have
it going on in the boudoir.

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- Boudoir?
- Yes.

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But, Charlotte, you need to
connect with her on a deeper level.

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Sometimes when I make love to Candace,

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I make love before we
even take our clothes off.

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Let me show you, get up.

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- You be Candace.
- No, no! I don't want to be Candace.

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S-h-h-h-h.

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All right.

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There's my wild child.

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- Oh, man!
- Now, look into my eyes.

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You see how much I

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care about you?

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How much I need you. [Breathy heavy]

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What the hell was that, man?

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I think that was an emotional orgasm.

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All right, I'm going to
go light myself on fire.

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Look, Danny, I've never
made love either, but I

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would kill for that kind of connection
and you have that chance with Charlotte,

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so don't mess it up, man.

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Dude, even if I was gonna
try and be inti-mats...

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Even if I was going try to do that,

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- I wouldn't know where to start.
- Look, listen,

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just start slow, Ok?

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Maybe you're watching some
TV. Try to do some cuddling.

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If you have trouble with that,
because of your int-mats-y,

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then just pretend you're
a koala hugging a tree.

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Gotcha, OK. So pretend I...

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next time I see her I'll hug
her like a koala bear. OK.

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- Oh, man. I hate cuddling.
- What? Are you kidding me.

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I live for cuddling.

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Cuddling is the best part.

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Seriously?

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No, I'm just trying to make a point.

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Best part is making that ass clap!

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I guess I just have to accept

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that I'm never going to be sexy.

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Really I wish I could get a hug

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from Shelly right now.

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Oh you never know, he could be back there.

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Hey, Shel, we got professional wrestlers

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smoking hella weed out here.

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Nope, he's not here.

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Candace, come over here.
We can help you be sexy, Ok.

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So when I want to be sexy for Danny,

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I wear like a cute top

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or laugh at one of his terrible jokes

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or show him a close-up photo of my junk.

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Nudies?

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Do you take that in the office?

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Take it at home for crying out loud!

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Gosh!

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I'm not gonna do that kind of thing!

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You maybe have any like special skills?

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I'm really good at acronyms.
Taking the first letter

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of every word in a sentence.
I can do that very fast.

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I mean, girls definitely into that. So...

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What the hell are you talking about?

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W-t-h-a-y-t-a.

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Wesley.

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I'm sorry, nobody on earth finds that sexy.

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I S N B O E F T S.

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I say we accentuate your curves get up.

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Arch your back,

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squeeze your boobs together with your arms,

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and then stand like you're
sitting on a barstool

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that's just a little too high,

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and then pout like a sexy duck.

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[Cheers and applause]

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Do you...

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do you have any other suggestions?

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You know what should make you feel sexy?

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That a great guy is crazy about you.

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I mean, that always
makes me feel that way...

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And no! I don't want to
talk about it right now.

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A N I D W T T about it right now.

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All right, so, just be confident
and do something unexpected. Ok?

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Say "surprise" grab his
ass and kiss him hard.

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I don't know if I can
do that kind of thing.

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Yes you totally can, here,
demonstrate it on me, love.

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Oh, my God, is this really gonna happen?

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Ratings are gonna go through the roof!

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Surprise.

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Yeah, I'm going to need a little more wine

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before that happens.

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I believe that's my cue, ladies.

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♪

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♪ [Cheers and applause]

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Do you... do you like this so much?

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Yes, it's not my favourite.

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Come on, I'm being int-mats-y.

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I'm holding you like a koala bear.

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Oh my god, if you want intimacy,
I'm totally in. Hold me.

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I'm sorry, this isn't
really my thing, all right?

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It turns out being int-mats-y
is not my thing, all right?

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I am telling you, people can't change.

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People change for each
other all the time. Like...

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Candace is out with Justin right now

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being more sexy and I'm
sure that's going great.

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Here is your coffee.

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- Why are you looking at me like that?
- Surprise!

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Are you OK?

255
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You knocked out my tooth!

256
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I was sexy.

257
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[Cheers and applause]

258
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I'm so angry that I'm out of movies

259
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- to spoil for everyone.
- Thank god.

260
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At the end of "Making a Murderer"

261
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Steve Avery gets guilty.

262
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What? Are you telling me they put a
white guy in jail? That is a twist.

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Oh my god.

264
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I can't believe I just
knocked your tooth out.

265
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Don't worry about it Candace.

266
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It's just a cap, it doesn't hurt.

267
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- Don't be Candace!
- Don't say my name just...

268
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just call me something else.

269
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- Sweetie!
- No!

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Are you winded?

271
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Why are you laughing?

272
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,811
Don't laugh at my boyfriend? You old ***.

273
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I will eat your ass for breakfast.

274
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That came out wrong.

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You know what? I'm so mad at you, man,

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I can't believe you tricked me
into doing this int-mats-y stuff

277
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and now I more nervous
and insecure about it.

278
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That's fantastic, that's
how I feel all the time.

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That's intimacy!

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Ok you know what.

281
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You say one more word, this
is going all over your face.

282
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You know what?

283
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This is passion.

284
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You know what, if you and I were
to have sex for the first time,

285
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you'd be making love.

286
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This is for calling me old!

287
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This is for showing me
picture of your woo woo!

288
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And this is for ruining
"Making a Murderer!"

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[Cheers and applause]

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- [Cheers and applause]
- We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

291
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He's right.

292
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No you know what guys, this
is my fault. I was upset.

293
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:10,893
I freaked out. Charlotte, I'm
very sorry that I was mean to you.

294
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I think your woo woo is beautiful.

295
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,454
I just wanted to be sexy for you.

296
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Are you kidding me?

297
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You are the sexiest girl in the world.

298
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Danny, you need to be more like Candace.

299
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Yes, you should start
calling vaginas woo woos.

300
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No, she never gives up.

301
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That's the difference between good
relationships and bad relationships.

302
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Good couples keep trying.

303
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That's right, that's right!
'Cause I'm gonna keep trying,

304
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actually the next thing I
was thinking I was gonna do

305
00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:48,144
is this sexy lip bite, like...

306
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Charlotte, come here. I know your favourite

307
00:19:54,515 --> 00:19:57,991
romantic scene in any movie is in
"The Notebook" when Ryan Gosling

308
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kisses that big fore-headed
girl in the rain.

309
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:04,832
Hey Brad, will you hook
up us with some rain?

310
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I can hook you up with some Sprite.

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OK.

312
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Come here!

313
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Look, I know I can be really annoying, but

314
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I really do enjoy dating you.

315
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And that is how I make love!

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