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Boo, this class.
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Do you even know which one it is?
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I'm gonna need a clue.
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Doo dah, doo, dah, doo doo
dah da-da-dah da-da dah!
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Science.
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Morning, Farkle. What's new?
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I'm reading this great
book on anti-gravity.
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I can't put it down.
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- Ha!
- Ha!
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I hate this class.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I invite you to
join me on a journey of discovery.
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- Your midterm experiment.
- (Students groan)
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Yay!
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Do I look sleepy to you?
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In front of you, each team will find
a beaker of a clear, liquid solution.
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Oh boy, he's like a sleep machine.
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And next to that... and here's where
it gets exciting... a mystery marble!
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Good night!
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Right after school, precisely at 3:15,
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one member of each team will
drop the marble into the beaker.
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The elements in the marble will break
down over night and turn into sludge.
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Then, the other team member will
discover what that sludge is
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and what it takes to turn
the beaker back to clear.
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Who's supposed to do what?
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Well, that's up to you. You're a team.
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Divide the responsibilities as you see fit.
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I've been conducting this
experiment for 35 years.
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I've kept thorough notes.
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Very few have cracked it.
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Well, you could add my name
to your journal right now, sir.
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I hope so, Farkle.
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Let the games begin!
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Okay... You get that?
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I have to do something?
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All you have to do is come in
this afternoon and drop a marble.
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I have to drop a marble?
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I will pick it up and hand it to you.
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I have to take it from you?
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That's it.
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Well, how's my hand supposed
to get to the beaker?
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You know what? Let's just move the
beaker to the very edge of the desk,
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so you don't even have to lean forward.
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I have to put this in that?
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- That's it.
- (Whining) It's too much.
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Okay, Riley, you drop the marble,
I'll figure out the sludge,
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and earn us yet another "A."
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Okay. That's all I have to do?
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Well, I am the scientist around here.
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Farkle, I don't understand Why I can't...
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You do want an "A," don't you?
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I don't like this.
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I don't like this either.
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Something's wrong.
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Why do we have to drop the marble while
Farkle and Lucas do the science?
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Why is school over and I
don't got a chimichanga?
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Maya, something's wrong.
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I feel like there's a real problem here,
but I just can't see what it is yet.
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Now I see it.
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I see nothing unusual.
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Social injustice.
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Drop your marble and go.
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If you drop these marbles,
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you are buying into a
system where the women, what?
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Buy shoes?
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While the men learn the science.
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Shoes. Let's go.
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The system works.
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No!
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Maya, I am very
disappointed in our sisters.
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They don't believe we can
do what the boys can do.
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Chi. Mi. Chan. Ga.
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You are not going to drop your marble.
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Oh, I'm gonna drop my marble,
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but to make you feel better,
I'm gonna drop it like a dude.
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Maya, huh, takes the inbounds pass.
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She dribbles down the court.
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Three seconds left on the clock.
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Her opponent's a tall, useless goose.
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Maya fakes left, turns right...
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Just stop! Tell me which way you're going!
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She shoots...
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Scores! Nothing but beaker!
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Your turn, goose.
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(Theme music playing)
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
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♪ For a day ♪
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♪ Like this to come ♪
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♪ Struck like lightning ♪
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♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪
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♪ On the edge ♪
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♪ Of something wonderful ♪
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♪ Face to face with changes ♪
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♪ What's it all about? ♪
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♪ Life is crazy ♪
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♪ But I know ♪
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♪ I can work it out ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you ♪
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♪ To live it with me ♪
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♪ I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world ♪
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♪ Light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn ♪
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♪ I'm singing
"Oh-o-o" ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ Take on the world ♪
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♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ Take on the world. ♪
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Doo dah!
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Doo dah, doo dah, dah dah, dah da-da,
dah da-da, dah da-da dah dah...
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Ah...
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What happened? I don't get it.
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Science is my favorite
time of day. What happened?
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I'm gonna retrace my steps.
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Doo dah, doo dah, doo dah, doo dah,
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doo, doo dah,
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doo dah...
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Ah...
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Oh.
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That's the reason right there.
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Riley (High pitched):
It all started with Eve.
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Women have been treated as
second-class citizens ever since.
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Thank goodness for strong
women like Queen Elizabeth,
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(Normal voice) then Susan B.
Anthony helped get women the vote,
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and then Betty Friedan
wrote The Feminine Mystique,
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and then Riley Matthews refused to
drop the marble, and then here we are.
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You had one job to do.
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You mean, take care of the babies, Farkle.
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What?
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How long have I been out?
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I'm taking a stand.
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How could you let her do this?
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She's on a mission,
Farkle. Have you met her?
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Riley, you don't actually think
Farkle had you drop the marble
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because you're a girl, do you?
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We were all girls, Lucas.
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Every single set of lab
partners sent the girl.
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Yes. That's interesting, isn't it?
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What is that?
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I'll tell you what it is. It's a redo.
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She failed. I didn't fail.
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I want a redo! I want a redo, man!
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No redo. Equal responsibility.
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One shared grade.
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That's right. We should be equal.
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Why do you guys think we're the
ones who should drop the marble
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while you figure out the science.
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Hey, it's not like you
guys begged us to do it.
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Did you wanna do the science?
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I was okay with you doing it.
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Sarah, how is that going to help us.
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How are we going to become scientists
if we don't learn this stuff?
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So, I won't be a scientist.
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Why not?
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Nobody wants to be the first girl on Mars?
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Represent, Brenda!
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But one's not enough.
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Bay window.
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Bay window, all of you!
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Tell 'em, Mommy! Get 'em!
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Tell them they're a disgrace
to our entire whatever.
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Welcome to our home.
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No nice. Go for the kill.
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Unfortunately, Riley,
this is a serious problem.
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The girls your age start to
drift away from stem subjects...
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science, technology, engineering, math.
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The research shows that we tend to play
the roles we think we're supposed to.
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- Hey, I'm me.
- Yes, you are, you Amazon warrior.
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Have I told you how fond I am of you?
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- Tell me.
- I am.
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She dropped her marble.
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- Maya!
- What?
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I'm not trying to hurt the
girl thing. I'm just lazy.
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You can't be lazy.
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And you cannot think that it is
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more important to be liked
than it is to be leaders.
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Topanga: Don't talk yourself
out of pursuing something
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because you're afraid of how
it's going to make you look.
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What you need to know is don't
let anybody get in the way
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of pursuing your growth and your
curiosity, no matter what you want to do.
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I wanna be the best I can, and
I want everybody to like me,
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and I dropped the marble,
and I want your shoes.
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I wanna work at the company
that makes your shoes.
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I wanna run the company
that makes your shoes.
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Yes.
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Well, if we want it all, then we can't
let other people do the work for us.
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- Then I'm out.
- You're in.
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I'm in. It's not gonna take long, is it?
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The rest of our lives.
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That's my girl.
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Why's it always gotta
be the rest of our lives?
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That's my other girl.
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Cory: Oh boy.
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Where are the boys?
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Boys! (Chuckles)
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I'm very glad to see you, because I
thought there was a distinct possibility
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you could be... What's
the word I'm looking for?
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Dead.
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We didn't do anything, and
we don't deserve to be dead.
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Not understanding the current climate
of the room, Zay chooses to sit here.
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Men. Am I right?
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Get out!
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Now I get it.
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All right, does someone want to
explain to me how we got here?
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We were in science class...
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- She will talk.
- I will listen.
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Cory: Okay, guys, calm down.
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Now, today's lesson is
about the battle of Panipat.
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There were three battles of Panipat.
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The first was called, the
First Battle of Panipat.
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You don't respect us.
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How can you possibly think that?
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I call Farkle Minkus to the stand.
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You can't put him on trial, Riley.
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Why not? Didn't he make
a judgment about me?
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We are really unprepared.
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Yeah. See ya, buddy.
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This isn't just about Farkle.
This is about all of you.
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Yeah, Lucas. Didn't you
tell me to drop the marble?
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Yeah, I wanted us to
do well on the midterm.
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Because you have no faith
in my scientific abilities.
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Because you fall asleep in my hand.
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Yogi made me drop the marble, too.
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I can't reach the beaker.
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I could have lifted you.
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I don't like that as much as you think.
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(Gasp)
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I'll tell ya who didn't like something.
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Vikramajit, the ruler of Gwalior
in the First Battle of Panipat.
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He died. Didn't like it.
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By relegating me to a
second-class marble dropper,
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you are stopping me from
realizing my full potential.
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Riley, I'm just better than you at this.
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Farkle, if you were my friend,
you would want me to get better.
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I like science.
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Why don't you want me to get better?
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I do.
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There's no situation where
I wouldn't want that for you.
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Riley, I've always been your friend.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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I thought some of you just didn't
want anything to do with science.
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Sarah, you just told me
you weren't interested.
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It's because I don't stand up for myself!
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Well, I'm gonna hate to see it when you do.
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I wanna carry you around
like a doll whenever I want.
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Do it.
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A real friend doesn't
let another friend fail.
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Our failure isn't your fault, Riley.
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Our failure is on me.
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I should have had more faith in you.
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Speaking of failure,
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there will be a quiz tomorrow
on the First Battle of Panipat.
254
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It's not gonna be a good day.
255
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:42,577
Are you proud of me, Mommy?
256
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So proud.
257
00:10:45,648 --> 00:10:47,448
They gave me a trophy.
258
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Yeah. They did.
259
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Participant.
260
00:10:55,424 --> 00:10:59,827
Yeah. You were there. You
were... you were definitely there.
261
00:11:01,864 --> 00:11:03,698
Did you see when the ball went right by me
262
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,801
and then watched it go into our goal,
but I still had a good attitude?
263
00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:08,136
Yeah.
264
00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:09,937
Did you see when the
mom from the other team
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came over and thanked me for having you?
266
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,744
Mmm-hmm.
267
00:11:21,817 --> 00:11:23,184
She was nice.
268
00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:28,856
Yes, that's because her
team scored 29 goals.
269
00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:32,160
My coach said the score is just a number
that makes one of the teams feel bad.
270
00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:33,261
You have a coach?
271
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The other team were beasts.
272
00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:39,367
Did you see number ten? Oh,
number ten wasn't even human.
273
00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:43,271
Sorry we destroyed you, Auggie.
274
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,643
Hey, they gave him exactly
the same trophy as me.
275
00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:52,280
Topy, I'm freaking, here.
276
00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:55,316
I feel ya, sister.
277
00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,919
You mean, you're on my side about this?
278
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Let it fly, kid.
279
00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:02,423
All right, let me get
in my speech position.
280
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(Loudly) What kind of country is this?
281
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Ugh! Ugh!
282
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I scored 29 goals, and your kid
stood there like a fire hydrant.
283
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,706
And we both get the same trophy?
284
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:21,743
It's supposed to teach us
good manners and sportsmanship.
285
00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,915
Good game, Auggie.
286
00:12:30,018 --> 00:12:32,754
I believe you're insincere.
287
00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:37,191
You have to try! Or
how will you get better?
288
00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:39,360
Why should I? They gave me a trophy anyway.
289
00:12:39,362 --> 00:12:40,461
Urrgh.
290
00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:44,398
Auggie Doggie Matthews, you listen to me!
291
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:49,070
Deep down inside that fire hydrant
lives the spirit of a shark and a lion
292
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who had a baby and named him number six.
293
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,409
You were right about her all along.
294
00:12:55,411 --> 00:12:57,111
I love you now, Ava.
295
00:12:57,113 --> 00:12:59,046
Don't get all mushy on me.
296
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Okay.
297
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:03,217
Sorry, Ava. Your way sounds hard.
298
00:13:03,219 --> 00:13:07,121
It'd be easier just to not play soccer
anymore and find something else.
299
00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:12,727
(Growls)
300
00:13:12,729 --> 00:13:14,128
(Squeals)
301
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Mud-like consistency, copper color, no clear
separation of elements at boiling point.
302
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:31,746
No living organisms.
303
00:13:31,748 --> 00:13:35,483
Huh. Well, my official conclusion
after thorough research and analysis,
304
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:38,152
and try to stay with me now,
'cause this is very technical...
305
00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:40,154
- Yeah, how long you gonna keep talking?
- Till the bell rings,
306
00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:41,756
'cause I don't know what this stuff is.
307
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:45,393
Yeah, uh, you know what that is?
308
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,463
How'd she get her sludge to do that?
309
00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:51,599
Her sludge is mad at us.
310
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,601
Her sledge is a girl.
311
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:54,769
Something's wrong here.
312
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:57,438
What's wrong here is
that you're a sexist pig.
313
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,941
Why would you say that, mamacita?
314
00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:02,710
You really think I couldn't do
the science because I'm a girl?
315
00:14:02,712 --> 00:14:05,947
Riley, Marie Curie was one of the
finest scientific minds who ever lived.
316
00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,348
Science needs the best minds it can get.
317
00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:08,616
What do I care what body it's in?
318
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:10,351
Well, what do you think is wrong?
319
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:13,554
Well, I took our sludge ball home last
night, and you know what I found?
320
00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:14,789
It's a dirt ball, Riley.
321
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,057
The sludge is... Sludge.
322
00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:17,224
It's mud. That's all it is.
323
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:20,057
I don't understand why this
experiment's such a big deal.
324
00:14:22,898 --> 00:14:24,198
I think I do.
325
00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:28,836
What if the experiment isn't
about the sludge at all?
326
00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:30,738
There's a lot of layers
to experiments, right?
327
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,306
Well, there's what's
going on on the surface...
328
00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:34,375
And what's going on that you don't see.
329
00:14:34,377 --> 00:14:36,377
So what's going on here?
330
00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:42,884
Bring me the first sacrifice!
331
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Adooba hoo hoo! Adooba hoo hoo!
332
00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:49,657
Girls (Chanting): Adooba
hoo hoo! Adooba hoo hoo!
333
00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:51,325
Adooba hoo hoo! Adooba hoo hoo!
334
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:52,860
Hoo!
335
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,996
Farkle, this isn't the experiment.
336
00:14:54,998 --> 00:14:56,664
- It isn't?
- No, that is.
337
00:14:57,599 --> 00:14:59,901
- Mr. Norton.
- Riley, Farkle.
338
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:00,791
We have a new hypothesis.
339
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,170
There's more to this experiment
than you've been telling us.
340
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,006
Interesting. Riley, care to elaborate?
341
00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:07,241
Yes, but first, I have to go save a life.
342
00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:10,177
Maya, you don't have to sacrifice Yogi.
343
00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:11,245
We found a solution.
344
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:12,580
Tell me after we sacrifice Yogi.
345
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,182
(Chanting) Goodbye Yogi!
Goodbye Yogi! Goodbye Yogi!
346
00:15:15,184 --> 00:15:16,884
Maya, why do we have to sacrifice Yogi?
347
00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:18,519
- Do you got a chimichanga?
- No.
348
00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:19,887
Then cover the boy in cheese.
349
00:15:19,889 --> 00:15:21,856
(Chanting) Cheesy Yogi!
Cheesy Yogi! Cheesy Yogi!
350
00:15:21,858 --> 00:15:23,925
Ladies, your volcano looks angry.
351
00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,227
Whuh-oh.
352
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,461
Goggles on!
353
00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:29,764
(Yelps)
354
00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:37,872
And dive under your desks.
Did I not mention that?
355
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:46,647
Yeah, I should've mentioned that.
356
00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:56,290
I like blowing stuff up.
357
00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:57,725
It's not about that.
358
00:15:57,727 --> 00:15:58,726
What's it about?
359
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:00,995
This is all about us and the boys.
360
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:03,597
Who we are now, and who we want to be.
361
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:05,900
Everything's their fault. Stupid boys.
362
00:16:05,902 --> 00:16:08,602
Everything would have been fine if
I could've just sacrificed Yogi.
363
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,738
Stupid Yogi.
364
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,007
Well, you can't.
365
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,476
Maya, our guy friends are pretty great.
366
00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:16,911
Riley: Pfft.
367
00:16:16,913 --> 00:16:18,312
Maybe it used to be easier to see that
368
00:16:18,314 --> 00:16:20,748
before we looked at each
other as boys and girls.
369
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,584
Maybe it was easier when we
looked at each other as friends.
370
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,786
- Riley.
- Maya.
371
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:28,022
If I can't blow stuff up or sacrifice Yogi,
372
00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:30,925
then I just don't care
about being good in science.
373
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,293
Well, you have to.
374
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,761
We all have to.
375
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,963
The stuff we're learning
now, science and math,
376
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,485
it matters that we know what they are.
377
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:41,335
We can't let other people think
we'd rather have it easy for us.
378
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:44,672
N... no, I want things
to be easy for me.
379
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,440
No, you don't.
380
00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:47,708
Because then you won't know anything,
381
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:49,176
and you won't have as many choices later.
382
00:16:49,178 --> 00:16:50,478
You think I could be a scientist?
383
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:56,784
I think if you were a scientist, the
world would be a very dangerous place.
384
00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:59,453
Awesome.
385
00:16:59,455 --> 00:17:02,823
But if you don't believe
you could become a scientist,
386
00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:04,625
then it's even more dangerous.
387
00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:06,227
(Thud)
388
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,129
(Thud)
389
00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:09,897
Come on.
390
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,367
Goal!
391
00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:20,307
Yay!
392
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:23,244
I want him on my team next year.
393
00:17:23,246 --> 00:17:25,312
Aug, I'm very proud of you.
394
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:27,982
Me too. I've never seen your uniform dirty.
395
00:17:27,984 --> 00:17:31,986
Yeah, every time I missed a
shot, Ava pushed me in the mud.
396
00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:33,487
How'd you get so dirty?
397
00:17:33,489 --> 00:17:35,222
Every time he made a shot, I hugged him.
398
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:36,690
Topanga: Aww.
399
00:17:36,692 --> 00:17:38,592
And I like seeing you like this.
400
00:17:38,594 --> 00:17:40,861
It means you got knocked
down, and you got back up.
401
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,763
It means you're in the game.
402
00:17:42,765 --> 00:17:45,266
It makes me very happy
to see you this dirty.
403
00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:51,572
I don't wanna know. Get outta here.
404
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:58,345
Still working on that?
405
00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:00,514
We're never gonna figure
out what this stuff is.
406
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:01,916
It might as well just be dirt.
407
00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:04,785
Yeah. You know what? It
doesn't matter what it is.
408
00:18:04,787 --> 00:18:07,888
Hey, you might've failed this
experiment, but we don't want to.
409
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:10,191
I'm not gonna fail it.
My partner's got this.
410
00:18:10,193 --> 00:18:11,225
Hi, guys.
411
00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:13,094
Oh, you're talking to us?
412
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:15,262
She is. I go where she goes.
413
00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:17,531
You tell them yet, Farkle?
414
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,433
Nope. This is your marble to drop.
415
00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:26,941
Yeah, I was waiting for you, partner.
416
00:18:29,311 --> 00:18:31,278
Did you just pat for me to sit down?
417
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,080
No.
418
00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:36,984
No no no no. I was just patting
for a better place for me to sit.
419
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,227
Yah.
420
00:18:47,162 --> 00:18:48,963
They're all here.
421
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,399
Aw, they came to cook us
up in these little beakers
422
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:56,737
and eat us and talk about us, and
I don't like being talked about.
423
00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:01,408
We don't either, but we're gonna
be the best thing we can be
424
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,977
no matter what anybody says.
425
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:05,112
That's right, Sarah.
426
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:07,248
This is an experiment
none of us should fail.
427
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,517
And it's one of the most
important ones we'll ever do.
428
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:15,456
(Sigh) Well, we seem to have settled
back into our original positions.
429
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,693
Riley, Farkle, I believe
just before things exploded,
430
00:19:19,695 --> 00:19:21,662
you were about to present some findings?
431
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:25,366
In middle school, girls tend
to drift away from science.
432
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:26,800
Isn't that right, Mr. Norton?
433
00:19:26,802 --> 00:19:29,937
It's been happening so many
years, I started to keep a record.
434
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:31,805
Not many figure out my experiment,
435
00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:34,875
but those that do have always
benefited from the lesson.
436
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,345
We let what happened
in here come between us.
437
00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:42,016
It's sludge, and it muddies up
what we think about each other.
438
00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,051
All of us have unlimited potential.
439
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:48,622
Farkle and me, well...
our beaker is clear.
440
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:50,124
Because Riley didn't drop the marble.
441
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:51,492
Why not, Riley?
442
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:55,296
I felt like if I did, I would lose
a part of me that was valuable.
443
00:19:55,298 --> 00:19:58,032
I like science, and I
like figuring stuff out.
444
00:19:59,568 --> 00:20:02,169
For 35 years, I've been
running this experiment.
445
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,638
Every year, the vast majority of girls
446
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,508
agree to drop the marble
without even thinking about it.
447
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,211
The boys do the science.
448
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:12,746
Unfortunate, but true.
449
00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:16,650
This is the age the girls begin to
lose interest and that is a bad result.
450
00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:18,919
So the real experiment is us.
451
00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:20,254
It is, Maya.
452
00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:21,822
Don't lose interest.
453
00:20:21,824 --> 00:20:23,457
Wide awake, sir.
454
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,427
All right. Everyone lift up your beakers.
455
00:20:28,897 --> 00:20:30,431
Now look through them.
456
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,199
I can't see you.
457
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,401
Yeah. All this stuff is in the way.
458
00:20:35,503 --> 00:20:39,373
It is beneficial for young men
and women to realize right now
459
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:44,044
the value of working together
as equals in all things,
460
00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:47,014
because when you do, the results are...
461
00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:48,682
Clear.
462
00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:50,751
Nice job, partner.
463
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,354
Partner.
464
00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:00,861
So, did you do the marble thing again?
465
00:21:00,863 --> 00:21:04,198
Yeah. You do the make history
like their lives thing again?
466
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,232
It's all I got.
467
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:08,602
You also got yourself quite a daughter.
468
00:21:08,604 --> 00:21:09,903
Thank you.
469
00:21:09,905 --> 00:21:12,373
- Hi, Daddy.
- Norton.
470
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,441
Girls.
471
00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:16,443
To what do we owe this unexpected pleasure?
472
00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:18,746
We thought we'd keep you
company on your walk home.
473
00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:21,048
That's very nice of you.
474
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,816
Are you out of pizza money?
475
00:21:22,818 --> 00:21:24,451
No we're paying for you this time.
476
00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:25,753
You too, Mr. Norton.
477
00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:27,554
Really? Thanks.
478
00:21:27,556 --> 00:21:30,157
Wait, wait, wait. Since
when do you two pay?
479
00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:31,892
Since men and women are equal.
480
00:21:31,894 --> 00:21:33,560
We're big-time feminists now.
481
00:21:33,562 --> 00:21:35,062
Good for you.
482
00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:36,430
Where'd you learn that?
483
00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:37,898
Science class.
484
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,333
Of course.
485
00:21:39,335 --> 00:21:41,969
Yeah. This school is pretty messed up.