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Back in the '80s
before we could easily text money
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to any charity we wished,
we had the world-famous
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charity craze that completely
swept the entire country.
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Hands across America...
It's happening this weekend,
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and you will not
make coach look bad.
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All right, listen up.
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This limited-edition,
government-issued visor
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means that I have
been personally appointed
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regional captain
because I volunteered.
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It is my duty to make sure
everybody in this town
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forms a human chain
to stop the homeless.
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Questions.
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Goldberg.
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Isn't it kind of mean
to form a chain
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and not let the homeless
people pass through?
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That was my first thought, too,
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but it was explained to me
that we would be allowing
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the homeless to come
and go as they please.
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- Goldberg again.
- Still confused.
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- Um, how does holding hands help anyone?
- Hello.
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Everyone in America
is gonna hold hands at once
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to show we are symbolically
unified
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in our fight to end
homelessness.
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It's beautiful, really.
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Hell, I wish I had
more than two hands.
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Yes, we get it.
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You're the socially aware girl.
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No reason to showboat
about it, other Goldberg.
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I'll stop talking.
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Now, in the spirit of the event,
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let's hit the floor
and practice.
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Let's go! Move it!
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Grab and squeeze, people!
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Interlace those fingers!
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Engage every digit!
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I want to see hustle, and I want
to see determination!
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Yeah! Let me feel it!
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There it is... a chain.
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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com
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It was the second Wednesday
of the month, 1980-something,
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and the Harvest Hop
was coming up.
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It was the first dance where
you had to ask someone.
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I mean, seriously, why
do I have to wait
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for some meathead to ask
me to a lame-ass dance?
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- Because that's how society works.
- Count me out.
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Well, I have it
on good authority
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that Adam Abel is going
to ask someone today.
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I could give a crap
about that nerd.
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He's coming this way.
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Go, go, go!
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Hey.
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Pam, you, um, have a date
to the dance and stuff?
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No.
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Are... You okay?
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Pbht!
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Yeah.
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Why wouldn't I be?
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- You sure you're okay?
- No, genius.
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I'm like the only girl
who didn't get asked.
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That's freaking humiliating.
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Well, you can always go
with your awesome best friend.
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Ew.
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Stop! It'll be fun.
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We can goof on everyone.
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Dana can't fly
out to go with me.
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This way we're not total
losers without dates.
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Normally, I'd roll
my eyes and punch you,
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but honestly, I'm
desperate, so yes.
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Dear god, yes.
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Get off me, dork.
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You're a complicated person.
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Turns out the only good thing
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about having
a girlfriend in Seattle
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was I was completely free
to help out a friend.
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Or not.
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- Surprise!
- What? Why?
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My grandma broke her hip,
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so my parents are letting
me visit her.
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So lucky.
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For us... She's bummed.
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So we get to go to the dance!
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Yeah, about the dance.
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Oh, my god. You're not excited.
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You're going with someone else?
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Are we not us anymore?
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No, of course we're us.
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I'm going with you,
my girlfriend, who I love.
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Mm!
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I'm so excited.
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Me also excited.
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As I was reeling
from my two dates to the dance,
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my mom was reeling after a visit
with Virginia Kremp.
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Is that your family
at the flower show again?
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"The Inquirer" put your picture
in the paper last year.
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Oh, well, Charles won
top florist again.
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His topiary of Rosa Parks
was the real star.
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Well, all I know
is you got another
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stunning picture
of your whole family.
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You're like the freaking
Kennedys of Jenkintown.
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Please, no, we're not. Do
people really say that?
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I'd give anything to have just
one photo of me and my babies
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looking that happy on the front
page of the paper.
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Well, Barry did make
the paper for that time
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he got in the fight
with the service horse.
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He really thought
it was his apple.
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- Horses are tricky.
- Yeah.
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Little did my mom know
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her photo op was right
around the corner.
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Oh, my god.
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Are you two crafting together?
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By choice?
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No, no, no, calm down.
We're not crafting.
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We're just making art
with construction paper,
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markers, and glitter
for public display.
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That's crafting.
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Fine, we're crafting.
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We need to spread the word
about hands across America.
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Yeah, I don't know
about that whole thing.
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Hands have germs.
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Think of all those colds
passing across the country
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like a big bacteria highway.
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- Ugh.
- Whatever.
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I'm doing it because it'll help
people in real need.
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And I'm doing it
for the celebrity contact.
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Hoping to hold hands
with Heather Locklear.
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No... Alyssa Milano.
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No... K.I.T.T., the car
from "Knight Rider."
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You can't hold hands
with a car, idiot.
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- I'll hold the antenna.
- Wait a minute.
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Celebrities are doing this?
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Yeah, downtown Philly
actually nabbed Scott Baio.
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From "Happy Days"
and "Chachi In Charge"?
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Don't forget "Zapped!"
Where he uses
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his magic powers to lift
girls' dresses.
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Turn that off.
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Point is this thing's gonna
be a huge deal.
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It's literally going to be
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on the front page
of all the papers.
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You mean like newspapers?
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Like the kind that take pictures
of moms and their kids?
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What?
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What happened?
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- I want to help with hands across America.
- Okay.
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And by help, I mean push you
aside and take over entirely.
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- I said okay.
- Really?
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I'm in way over my head.
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They want me to organize,
make posters.
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They gave me a pen and a ledger.
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I don't know
what to do with them.
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To record the donations.
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Oh, no, I...
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I've been putting
everybody's cash in a bag.
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Well, there must be
thousands there.
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I don't know. I'm a gym teacher,
I'm not a count teacher.
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You mean a math teacher?
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I don't know. I'm not
an English teacher, either.
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Did you at least get
us a celebrity?
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No, th... we can't
compete with Philly.
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Philly is the Paris
of Pennsylvania.
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They got Baio. We
got Jack Squat.
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You should go rest.
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As my mom was saving
Coach Mellor,
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I was racing for the one man
who always rescued me.
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- Dad.
- Yes.
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I need help. Where's Pops?
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There he is. Thank god.
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Pops, I have two dates
to the dance.
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Way to go, kiddo!
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No, it's a bad thing.
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Oh, yeah, it is.
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No, I agreed to go
with Emmy Mirsky
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to cheer her up,
but Dana flew in.
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Then just tell Emmy
you're going with Dana.
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- She'll understand.
- No, she won't.
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A guy dissed her, and I saw her
cry for the first time ever.
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Then just tell Dana you
can't go with her.
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She'll freak out if I go
with another girl,
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even if it is Emmy.
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Then take them both. They
never even have to know.
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Like Peter did on "The
Brady Bunch"?
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I Brady-bunched two ladies at a U.S.O.
Dance back in '41.
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Never felt so alive.
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Stop.
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Nobody's Brady-Bunching anyone.
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You want some real advice?
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Don't be a moron.
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Seriously?
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That's your advice
for everything.
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It applies to everything.
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I think I'm gonna stick
with Pops' advice.
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All right, time
for a TV master class
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on how to juggle
two dates at once.
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First up, the gold standard...
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"The Brady Bunch,"
and I'm Peter.
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Because your weird voice
cracks just like his?
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Despite that shot
at my self-esteem,
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I knew with the help
of my trusty TV shows,
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I could pull
off two dates at once.
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Oh, no! Peter
Brady, you blew it.
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Or so I thought.
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No! Alex P. Keaton.
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Each one was worse
than the next.
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Jack's screwed!
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Both women
are at the Regal Beagle.
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As we watched the same
plot done on every show,
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it became abundantly clear.
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Dude, it can't be done.
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Shut up, Dave Kim!
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I see that.
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As my universe was crumbling,
my mom saw a world
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where she finally got a photo
in the paper with her kids.
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Yo, yo, yo, volunteers.
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Who's ready to get this
homeless party started?
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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You're looking at the new
regional captain
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- for Hands Across America.
- What happened to Coach Mellor?
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He cracked under the pressure,
but don't worry.
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Mama's here.
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I know how important
this is for you.
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- Yeah, I'm out.
- Me too. Shut it down, people.
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Whoa, hold up.
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Now that I'm involved,
you're just gonna bail?
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Nothing personal... you
just make fun things suck.
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Well, that...
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That is a shame because this
lady right here
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just got Scott Baio
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to ditch Philly
and come to J-town.
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Dude, we got Fonzie's cousin.
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No, everyone stop.
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Mom, did you really
get Scott Baio?
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I literally just got
off the phone with Scotty B.
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He told me to call him Scotty B.
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And he agreed to come here
and hold hands with me.
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I call the one available hand.
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No way... The hand is mine!
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Okay, this is my future husband.
Why do you care?
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'Cause he's my future best bro.
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And once Scott meets me,
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he'll ditch Willie Ames
and fly me to Hollywood
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so I never have to talk
to you people again.
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This is bullcrap... just 'cause
your crazy-hot mom is in charge,
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you guys both get dibs?
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Please, Mrs. Goldberg, pick me.
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I really need a win... So bad.
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- No, I want Scott's hand in my hand.
- Mom, you have seen his poster in my room.
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I bet my hands are cooler
than yours if we held hem together.
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Mrs. Goldberg... no, stop fighting.
Stop fighting.
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I'll sleep on it, okay?
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I'll sleep on it, all right?
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But now I have
to immediately leave...
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Not to call Scott Baio
'cause I've done it.
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All right, I just... I have
to go and do a thing.
253
00:08:52,523 --> 00:08:53,623
The dance was only a day away,
254
00:08:53,657 --> 00:08:56,138
and I realized my plan
was a dead end.
255
00:08:56,163 --> 00:08:59,060
Pops, I watched all the shows...
Two dates never works.
256
00:08:59,085 --> 00:09:00,388
Not even on "Cheers"?
257
00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:03,732
Cliff had a date with Carla
and Diane to the postman's ball.
258
00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:05,006
It was a total junk show.
259
00:09:05,031 --> 00:09:07,609
See, I'm not a fan
of today's comedy.
260
00:09:07,643 --> 00:09:09,009
Now, "The Honeymooners"...
261
00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:10,958
I don't need a trip
down memory lane.
262
00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:11,979
I need help,
263
00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:14,549
and you said you pulled
off the perfect Brady Bunch.
264
00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:17,411
- How?
- Actually, the women kind of invited me.
265
00:09:17,436 --> 00:09:18,937
We've got some advice for you.
266
00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:20,460
Yeah, yeah, don't be a moron.
267
00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:22,636
If you know the advice, why
aren't you following it?
268
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,439
Don't worry, kiddo.
Pops always has a plan.
269
00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:27,674
With my help, you'll be
the first kid
270
00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,076
in history to juggle
two dates at a dance.
271
00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,211
Well, I did juggle
three grapes at camp.
272
00:09:32,246 --> 00:09:33,747
You know who's not a moron?
273
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,449
You're not a moron.
274
00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:36,850
You're not a moron.
275
00:09:36,918 --> 00:09:38,484
You're not a moron.
276
00:09:38,518 --> 00:09:39,852
No.
277
00:09:39,886 --> 00:09:41,988
As Pops was convincing me
I could pull this off,
278
00:09:42,022 --> 00:09:44,257
Erica and Barry were ready
to convince our mom
279
00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:46,392
that they were worthy
of Baio's hand.
280
00:09:46,427 --> 00:09:47,994
Erica, what's going on?
281
00:09:48,028 --> 00:09:50,263
Bad dream, Mama. Can
we do spoonies?
282
00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:51,965
Oh, my god, spoonies?
283
00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:54,834
Get on in the warm spot, girl.
284
00:09:57,271 --> 00:09:59,038
- This is so nice.
- Hm.
285
00:09:59,073 --> 00:10:02,075
Speaking of, um, any thoughts
about Scott Baio?
286
00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:04,444
Uh, yeah, about that...
287
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,811
Knock, knock.
288
00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:07,080
Who wants brekky in bed?
289
00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:09,282
You made Mama breakfast?
290
00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:10,916
Nobody cares
because I'm spending
291
00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:13,085
- the whole day with my favorite lady.
- You are?
292
00:10:13,119 --> 00:10:15,620
Well, Mom and I are spending
the entire weekend together.
293
00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:16,421
We are?
294
00:10:16,456 --> 00:10:18,256
- Stop doing what you're doing.
- You stop.
295
00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,724
You're only giving spoons
296
00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,226
so she'll pick you
to hold Baio's hand.
297
00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:23,695
Oh, and you're not?
What's with the stupid sweater?
298
00:10:23,729 --> 00:10:25,030
My favorite sweater?
299
00:10:25,064 --> 00:10:26,898
Mommy made it
for my 12th birthday.
300
00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:28,400
I feel so handsome, Mommy.
301
00:10:28,434 --> 00:10:30,502
You look so handsome,
Schmoofers.
302
00:10:30,536 --> 00:10:31,636
She's the sun.
303
00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,538
- I'm the moon.
- You're the moon!
304
00:10:33,572 --> 00:10:36,475
Okay, you want to go to war?
Let's go.
305
00:10:36,509 --> 00:10:40,178
Mommy, I want you to pick out a guy
for me to date and marry.
306
00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:42,580
- That is my dream.
- No, no, no! Not so fast.
307
00:10:42,615 --> 00:10:44,349
I've been thinking about it,
and I'm gonna let you
308
00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:47,952
dance with me before I dance
with my bride at my wedding.
309
00:10:47,987 --> 00:10:50,421
That is also my dream,
but I also get to wear white.
310
00:10:50,455 --> 00:10:52,056
- That's non-negotiable.
- Yes!
311
00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:54,158
I'm gonna have five kids,
and I want you to babysit
312
00:10:54,192 --> 00:10:55,660
every night and tell
me what to do.
313
00:10:55,694 --> 00:10:56,961
You will live with me forever.
314
00:10:56,996 --> 00:10:59,597
I will build a mother suite
off the master bedroom
315
00:10:59,632 --> 00:11:01,298
even if it severely
damages my marriage.
316
00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:04,268
I'm out. It's too
rich for my blood.
317
00:11:04,302 --> 00:11:05,803
Yes! I win!
318
00:11:05,838 --> 00:11:07,939
Oh, no, what have I done?
319
00:11:07,973 --> 00:11:09,841
Future Barry's problem.
320
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,810
Despite herself, my mom loved
her kids fighting over her.
321
00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:15,446
Just one problem...
she was now pulling a classic
322
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,149
- Baio and Switch and needed a way out.
- Careful.
323
00:11:20,785 --> 00:11:22,920
- We need to talk.
- Whoa, not so fast.
324
00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:24,821
That was a non-sanctioned
sit-down.
325
00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:26,823
- On your feet.
- Please, I need your help.
326
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,692
This whole thing has
gotten away from me.
327
00:11:28,726 --> 00:11:31,462
No, no, Coach has washed his hands
of Hands Across America.
328
00:11:31,496 --> 00:11:34,631
Look, all I wanted
was one photo op with my kids.
329
00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:37,301
Now they're fighting
over my love to get to Baio.
330
00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:40,671
That feather-haired man-boy
is making all my dreams come true.
331
00:11:40,705 --> 00:11:42,706
That's why we need to get
him here instead of Philly.
332
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,442
Give up on your Baio dreams.
333
00:11:44,476 --> 00:11:46,410
- It ain't happening.
- It has to happen.
334
00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:48,179
I told the whole school
he's coming here.
335
00:11:48,213 --> 00:11:49,346
What? Why would you do that?
336
00:11:49,381 --> 00:11:51,748
I thought I could
work my Yenta magic,
337
00:11:51,783 --> 00:11:53,350
but I've been calling
for three days.
338
00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:55,886
- Baio's people are icing me out.
- Well, how the hell can I help?
339
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,455
Come on, you must have
at least one celebrity lead.
340
00:11:58,489 --> 00:12:01,558
No, I'm a gym teacher.
I rotate two pairs of shorts.
341
00:12:01,593 --> 00:12:03,526
Then I guess it's over.
342
00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,361
Unless you got
out and you get yourself
343
00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:07,097
a celebrity that's better
than Baio.
344
00:12:07,131 --> 00:12:09,165
Better than Baio?
Is that possible?
345
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,534
It is with one of my patented
game-day pep talks.
346
00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:12,703
Now, listen up.
347
00:12:12,737 --> 00:12:14,671
It's the fourth quarter.
You're down by 1 point.
348
00:12:14,706 --> 00:12:17,007
Who's gonna run the option
and take it to the big house?
349
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,475
Run the what?
350
00:12:18,509 --> 00:12:19,977
All right.
351
00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:21,111
It's 11:00 P.M.
352
00:12:21,145 --> 00:12:22,679
You just got off a flight
with your family.
353
00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,081
They're crabby. They're hungry.
354
00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:25,381
You look in the cupboard.
355
00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:27,684
Oh, all you got
is one can of tuna.
356
00:12:27,719 --> 00:12:30,152
But it doesn't matter 'cause
there's only one person
357
00:12:30,186 --> 00:12:32,588
that can feed those babies tuna
358
00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:34,991
and make sure they go
to sleep with full tum-tums.
359
00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:36,792
- Me!
- You're damn right it's you.
360
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,261
Now go out and get yourself
the biggest celebrity
361
00:12:39,295 --> 00:12:41,631
this god-forsaken
town's ever seen.
362
00:12:42,699 --> 00:12:43,733
Oh.
363
00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:45,276
Sorry. My bad, little ones.
364
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,377
You guys okay?
365
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:47,511
All right, let's take
a breather.
366
00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:48,713
Who wants water?
367
00:12:49,949 --> 00:12:52,150
That night, I was also
on a mission...
368
00:12:52,184 --> 00:12:54,919
Make a foolproof plan to bring
two dates to the same dance.
369
00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:57,321
All right, boys,
let's run this again.
370
00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:58,289
What are we looking at?
371
00:12:58,323 --> 00:13:00,367
The gym is 94x50 feet.
372
00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:02,961
That leave us with two large
zones to keep the girls apart.
373
00:13:02,995 --> 00:13:05,328
Check. Let's talk song list.
374
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:07,831
We're looking at 16 songs
lasting 2 hours and 6 minutes
375
00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:08,966
including "The Time Warp."
376
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,101
Okay, let's do a dry run. Adam.
377
00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:12,903
The terrordrome
is our battlefield.
378
00:13:12,937 --> 00:13:14,604
I'm Michelangelo.
379
00:13:14,639 --> 00:13:16,774
Dana is Princess Leia.
380
00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:18,708
Emmy's the hulk.
381
00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:20,010
Copy... song 1.
382
00:13:20,044 --> 00:13:21,444
"Like a Prayer", Madonna.
383
00:13:21,479 --> 00:13:23,280
Dana and I dance,
then I say I got
384
00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:24,982
to hit the bathroom
and run to Emmy.
385
00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:26,049
Song 2.
386
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:27,584
"Careless Whisper," wham!
387
00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:29,286
I tell Emmy I'll grab her punch
388
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,288
then run back to Dana
for a slow dance.
389
00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:34,124
I interrupt and pretend
I lost my contact lens.
390
00:13:34,159 --> 00:13:37,226
I leave to help Dave Kim
then book it back to Emmy.
391
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:39,929
- See that?
- Working as a team together.
392
00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:42,698
Trust me... This whole
thing is wired.
393
00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:46,002
What the hell?
394
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:46,969
'Sup, jerk?
395
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:48,104
Balls.
396
00:13:48,138 --> 00:13:49,371
You didn't know
she was staying with me?
397
00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:50,530
Balls, balls.
398
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,708
Hello, my name is Dave Kim.
I lost my contact lens.
399
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:53,876
Dana, can you help me find it
400
00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:55,244
for 8 to 10 minutes
out of earshot?
401
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,313
Not now, Dave Kim.
It's gone to hell.
402
00:13:57,347 --> 00:13:59,949
We didn't even make
it out of the house.
403
00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:02,285
- I know.
- Two dates can't be done.
404
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,252
- I know!
- Dude, he's created a whole
405
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,888
nerd world to plot against us.
406
00:14:05,923 --> 00:14:07,924
This is super-creepy, Adam.
407
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,792
My god, did you
make me the hulk?
408
00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:12,393
Yes, but only 'cause I don't
like you when you're angry.
409
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:14,696
This is so scheming
and disrespectful.
410
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,199
No, please, don't start
doubting my character.
411
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,367
- Group hug?
- Ugh, just leave us alone, liar.
412
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,803
Ugh.
413
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,205
Okay.
414
00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:25,941
New advice... lay low.
415
00:14:25,975 --> 00:14:28,076
Now that I can pull off.
416
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:29,978
But that was impossible
'cause the next day,
417
00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:31,512
literally everyone
in the country
418
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:33,114
gathered for Hands
Across America.
419
00:14:33,149 --> 00:14:35,217
Adam, over here! It's your mama.
420
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:36,985
So instead, I hid.
421
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:38,987
Don't ignore me. I'm
regional captain.
422
00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:40,822
- I deserve respect.
- No, no, no.
423
00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:42,190
Shh!
424
00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:43,424
I'm hiding in the shadows, okay?
425
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:44,659
What are you talking about?
426
00:14:44,693 --> 00:14:46,493
Today is the day
that me and my kids
427
00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,695
finally get on the front
page of the newspaper.
428
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,597
All of us... No exceptions.
429
00:14:50,631 --> 00:14:52,299
Yes, I... I.. I'll hide
with you people.
430
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,868
Block my head
with your enormous hair.
431
00:14:53,902 --> 00:14:55,635
I'm so nervous for Baio.
432
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,637
My hands are super-sweaty
but soft.
433
00:14:57,672 --> 00:14:59,740
I've been moisturizing all day.
So where is he?
434
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,243
- Yeah, where's the Scottster anyway?
- Oh, my god, no!
435
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,477
You can't lure Scott
436
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,551
with your off-the-shoulder
crop top and short skirt.
437
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,882
You really think I would use
my young feminine form
438
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,116
to get Scott Baio's attention?
439
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,051
I do look good, though, right?
440
00:15:11,086 --> 00:15:13,220
Uh, actually, I have
some good news, bad news.
441
00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:15,822
Uh, the bad news
is Baio's not coming.
442
00:15:15,857 --> 00:15:17,523
- What?
- You monster!
443
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:18,692
No, stop it.
444
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:21,032
I actually got
a bigger celebrity.
445
00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:22,462
- Michael Jackson?
- Rob Lowe?
446
00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:24,431
Jermaine Jackson.
447
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,366
Better... I have
the most famous person
448
00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:27,925
in Philadelphia history.
449
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:30,370
Please give a warm Hands
Across America welcome
450
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:31,737
to Ben Franklin.
451
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,907
Good morrow, fellow colonists.
452
00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:36,410
I am founding father,
Benjamin Franklin.
453
00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:39,813
Allow me to gaze upon you
through my bifocals,
454
00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:41,715
which I invented in 1784.
455
00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:43,917
- Why is this thing still talking?
- Ooh, the paper's here.
456
00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:46,286
Okay, everybody hold
hands and sing.
457
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,456
Bev, I don't think the rest
of the country is ready just yet.
458
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,057
You never even had
Scott Baio, did you?
459
00:15:51,091 --> 00:15:52,091
No time to talk.
460
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:54,493
All right, Adam, stop
hiding in my hair.
461
00:15:54,528 --> 00:15:57,162
Ooh! Emmy, Dana, come and hold
hands and take a picture.
462
00:15:57,196 --> 00:15:59,197
- We'd rather not.
- They'd really rather not.
463
00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:00,666
Okay, well, it's not a choice.
464
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,168
Every hand not held
is another homeless family.
465
00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:05,337
- I don't think...
- Okay, just do it, just do it, just do it.
466
00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:06,472
Photographers!
467
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,840
Smile, smile. Teeth, teeth.
468
00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,842
I'd like to, but they're
crushing my bones
469
00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:11,076
with their strong lady hands.
470
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:13,479
Mine too. I'm just a pawn!
471
00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:14,379
- Ow!
- Ow!
472
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:15,247
- Ow!
- Ow!
473
00:16:15,281 --> 00:16:16,315
- Ow!
- Ow!
475
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,518
How are they stronger than us?
476
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,005
The moment had come.
477
00:16:21,036 --> 00:16:24,035
It was finally time to hold
hands across America.
478
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,855
Boys, quick! Grab Mommy's hands!
479
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,046
Holy crap, it's happening.
480
00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,980
Okay. Come on, you guys.
481
00:16:29,015 --> 00:16:30,382
You've got to hold my hand.
482
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,583
Hold my hand, damn it.
483
00:16:31,618 --> 00:16:33,285
No way. You lied to us.
484
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,053
Beverly, what are you doing?
485
00:16:35,087 --> 00:16:36,521
Come on, it's time. Hold hands.
486
00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:37,855
Kids, do it.
487
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,291
- Never.
- Hold my hands.
488
00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:40,892
We will hold no hands.
489
00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:42,394
What is wrong with you people?!
490
00:16:42,428 --> 00:16:43,694
- Please!
- No way.
491
00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:44,963
This is for the homeless!
492
00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:46,131
Hold my hands.
493
00:16:46,165 --> 00:16:47,465
- No way.
- Hold hands!
494
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:49,401
Please, just hold my hands.
495
00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:50,402
- Never.
- No way.
496
00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:52,437
- Hold hands!
- I shall hold your hand.
497
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,539
Oh off, Ben Franklin.
498
00:16:54,573 --> 00:16:56,674
Mom, no! Back off, mom.
499
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,876
I'm not holding your hand.
500
00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:00,511
No, no, don't put
that in the paper.
501
00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:02,047
It's gonna look
like the Goldbergs
502
00:17:02,081 --> 00:17:03,181
Broke Hands Across America.
503
00:17:03,215 --> 00:17:04,715
Goldbergs... got it.
504
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,151
Oh, that's a keeper.
505
00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:11,021
And so, Hands Across America
was single-handedly a bust.
506
00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:14,024
All I wanted was one nice
photo for the wall.
507
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:17,828
That's all I ever wanted.
508
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,430
No.
509
00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:21,031
No, you're the one who lied.
510
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:23,334
You can't make us
feel bad about this.
511
00:17:23,368 --> 00:17:26,937
As my mom's spirit
was crushed, so were my hands.
512
00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:28,872
Hey. How you holding up?
513
00:17:28,906 --> 00:17:31,842
Well, I've got no
girlfriend, no best friend,
514
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,945
and no feeling
in both hands, so not good.
515
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,107
You know what I think?
516
00:17:36,132 --> 00:17:38,482
Yes, I'm a moron. I get it.
517
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,985
No, I don't think you do.
518
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:45,689
When I say, "don't be a moron,"
it really means something.
519
00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:47,958
You mean beyond just being
rude and insulting?
520
00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:49,498
Yeah, that's just part of it.
521
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:54,293
But it's my way of saying be
honest, be a good person.
522
00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:57,530
It's how I live my life,
and you know what?
523
00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:58,631
It works.
524
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,768
So, how do I make it
up to Emmy and Dana?
525
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:04,037
That's easy.
526
00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:06,472
Don't be a moron.
527
00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:10,367
After years of getting
advice on girls from Pops,
528
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:13,179
I learned my Dad had some wisdom
to offer after all.
529
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:15,048
What the hell are you
doing, weirdo?
530
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:17,031
I'm cordially and blatantly
531
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:18,316
inviting you both to the dance.
532
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,719
You can't be serious.
533
00:18:20,753 --> 00:18:23,521
- Look, I screwed up,
but you have to believe me
534
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,724
all I wanted was to make
both of you feel special.
535
00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,626
Emmy, you've been my best
friend since second grade.
536
00:18:28,661 --> 00:18:31,697
I just couldn't bear
to see you so sad.
537
00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:34,299
And, Dana, the last thing
I'd ever want to do is
538
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,935
to hurt the girl I love more
than anything in this world.
539
00:18:36,969 --> 00:18:39,738
- Aww.
- Point is I'm a moron.
540
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:42,941
We'll got get dressed.
541
00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:46,477
As it turns out, the best
plan of all was honesty.
542
00:18:46,784 --> 00:18:49,480
And because of that, I was able
to do what Alex P. Keaton,
543
00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:52,316
Jack Tripper, and Peter
Brady never could...
544
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:55,419
Take two girls to the same dance.
545
00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:58,022
And not just any girls...
546
00:18:58,056 --> 00:19:00,557
The most important ones in my life.
547
00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:03,660
And it was a night
I always remember.
548
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,234
Crying at "Zapped!"
That's a first.
549
00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:14,371
No, I just... I feel bad.
550
00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,540
I'm a bad mama.
551
00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:19,076
I don't think any of us
were at our best.
552
00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:21,678
Which actually
worked in our favor.
553
00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:26,950
This... is not what I meant at all.
554
00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:29,585
I know we're not
actually holding hands,
555
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,521
but if this picture isn't
us, I don't know what is.
556
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,958
You're right.
557
00:19:34,992 --> 00:19:37,460
I love it.
558
00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:39,528
That's the thing
about the people you love.
559
00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,397
It's not always picture-perfect.
560
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,767
Sometimes you have to live
in the moment and take it all in.
561
00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:47,070
But side-by-side, hand-in-hand...
562
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,538
you'll find it's pretty great.
563
00:19:49,573 --> 00:19:50,979
And sure,
564
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,275
you may make a lot
of mistakes along the way.
565
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:53,877
Growing up is a tricky dance,
566
00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:56,146
but occasionally, you
find your groove.
567
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,447
Last dance of the night.
568
00:19:58,482 --> 00:19:59,316
Have fun, dorks.
569
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:01,817
Actually I don't think you
should take off just yet.
570
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:03,452
I talked to Adam Abel.
571
00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:06,155
I'm gonna kill you.
572
00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,223
- He saved you a dance.
- I love you.
573
00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:11,794
Ah!
575
00:20:33,571 --> 00:20:36,118
I told you... with all that hand
holding, you'd catch a bug.
576
00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:38,244
Will you stop saying that.
It's not even how it works.
577
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,881
Ooh, sounds like we may
have a special visitor.
578
00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:44,116
Wait, did Scott Baio's people
finally get back to you?
579
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:47,486
No, but, uh, I still have
580
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,255
Ben Franklin rented for an hour.
581
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,657
Good morrow, sick children.
582
00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:55,594
As I so famously said
in 1780-something,
583
00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:57,796
an apple a day keeps
the doctor...
584
00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,030
- No!
- Not again.
585
00:20:59,065 --> 00:21:00,332
I hate this president.
586
00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:04,356
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