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What's with all the trucks in the street?
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Did the Rutledges rent out their house
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for another commercial shoot?
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Yeah. Apparently, it's a big one...
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Tampax.
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[Groans]
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Right here in our own neighborhood?
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Gross.
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Well, Barb called and said
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the port-a-potties will be
gone in a couple of days.
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I love those things.
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They take hand-washing
out of the equation.
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Dave, we've been over this.
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Stay out of those plastic crap shacks.
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So I can't use the port-a-potties
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or pee in the bushes,
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but you insist I play
outside an hour every day.
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You can't have it both ways, people.
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How was your first day at Freddy dog?
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I can't believe I ever thought
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I could work for that
soul-sucking corporation.
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Please don't tell me you got fired.
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Great. I won't.
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That was easier than I thought.
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Stop. What did you do?
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It depends on whose version you hear.
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What's your version?
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I was conscientious and did a great job.
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What's their version?
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I stole from the register.
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- What?!
- But it isn't true.
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I took an advance on my
salary to buy some nail polish
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so my hands would look better
serving their gross meat sticks.
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I can't believe you got fired.
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Parks don't get fired.
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If anything, we fire people.
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Oh, really? Did you fire the gardener yet?
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He's a good guy. He
deserves a second chance.
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He doesn't own a lawnmower.
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[Sighs]
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Look, Mol, when you have a job,
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you have to think about
what's best for the business,
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not yourself... or your fingernails.
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Although, good color. Candy Apple?
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Ruby Slippers.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Well you better find another job, Missy,
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because we're not paying
for your snowboarding trip.
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No employment, no enjoyment.
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That's right, Mol.
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Get another job,
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or snowboarding turns into no-boarding.
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Oof baboof. "No-boarding"?
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Turd in the pool. Super-forced, Al.
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[Groans]
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Synced and corrected by Octavia
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I just talked to Barb.
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She and Andy can't get in their kitchen
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because of the commercial shoot,
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so I invited them over for dinner tomorrow.
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No! Andy's so annoying!
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He's always saying we should hang out
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and giving me tips on my lawn
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and compliments on my weekend wear.
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Shut up, Andy. I know my Henley is sick.
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Oh, we have to renew our life insurance.
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They need the records from
your last annual check-up.
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Okay. I'll just write
something up and send it in.
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You know you can't do it yourself.
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Oh, yeah, I meant I will
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have the doctor who gave me
the exam write something up.
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- Well, who's the doctor?
- I can't tell you that.
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It's doctor-patient confidentiality.
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All right, what's going
on? Why are you being weird?
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Okay, you know what's weird?
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You're asking me all these questions
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when we're dangerously low on shower gel.
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Now you're changing the subject.
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You only do that when
you're hiding something.
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No, I don't!
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You know what was sad?
When your grandma died.
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Ken, when did you get your last physical?
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Fine, look, I don't recall the exact date,
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but I remember it took forever to get home
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because O.J.'s Bronco
was clogging up the 405.
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So every year, when you
told me you got a physical,
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you were lying?
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Oh, good. Go ahead.
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Spin it any way you want.
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I need you to take care of yourself.
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I don't want to raise our kids without you.
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Let's face it, it's no picnic
raising them with you.
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I'm a doctor.
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I would know if something
was wrong with me.
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You're getting a physical
first thing tomorrow.
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Look, but I'm healthy.
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I mean... look, I don't need one.
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Why can't you believe me?
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I don't know. Maybe because for 20 years,
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you've been lying about getting physicals?
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And you never let me forget it!
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You just told me.
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And have we talked about
anything else ever since?
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Nice try, but you don't have a choice.
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You're going to a doctor.
We're in this together, Ken.
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That body of yours belongs to both of us.
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Okay! [Laughs]
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Bow-chicka-bow!
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What are you doing?
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Okay, I think I may have misread,
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"that body belongs to both of us."
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Pat: Good morning, everyone!
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I'm speaking loudly so you can all hear me
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over the vast gap in our status.
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I have some exciting news.
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To cut back on the number of stolen scrubs,
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we're installing a
machine to dispense them.
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Every morning, you'll each get a code
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to punch into the machine
to get your scrubs.
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What?! So now we have to get our
clothes out of a vending machine?
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This is what happens when you
jackals take the scrubs home
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to use as sweats or pajamas
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or for role-playing
games with your spouses.
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That was you, Pat.
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Ken!
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Does the phrase "I'm gonna
tell you a filthy sex story,
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but keep it to yourself"
mean nothing to you?
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Hey, Julie.
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I need a favor, doctor to doctor.
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Again? Fine.
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Iced Venti Nonfat Chai?
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No, I'm... I'm not asking you
to make another coffee run.
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- I need a medical favor.
- Really?
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Yeah, I have to have a physical.
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Dr. Park, I would be honored
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to serve as your personal physician.
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Honestly, I was starting to worry
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that you didn't respect me as a doctor.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, just sign this.
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But what about your physical?
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No, I don't need an actual
exam. I'm in perfect health.
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You know, check this.
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[Humming]
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Boom!
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Not even winded and only
slightly pulled my groin.
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Anyway, ink that baby up.
Allison's on my jock about this.
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You know what? No.
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Dr. Julie Dobbs is a professional.
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Why are you going third-person?
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Because Dr. Dobbs goes
third-person when she's nervous.
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And she's not signing a darn thing
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until she gives you a
complete and thorough physical.
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So you come here tomorrow
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ready to give her the respect she deserves.
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Oh, and a full cup of urine.
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Okay, there has been a horrible mistake!
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[Laughs]
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That's... that's a
real good look on you.
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[Laughs]
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It's not funny!
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Pat's stupid vending
machine has it out for me!
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I punched in my code,
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and out came the outfit from
Jared's "before" picture.
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You know, before everything.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, those scrubs are too big.
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[Laughs]
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You think?
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That would actually look cute
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if you belted it and bloused it over.
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It would look adorable.
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What it would not look is professional.
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Oh. Oh, Clark. Clark, I got you.
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I gave you the wrong code on purpose, dude.
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[Laughs]
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What? Why? What's funny about that?
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Oh, come on. Here's your actual code.
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Is this actually my code,
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or is this one gonna
give me super-tiny scrubs?
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Aw, come on.
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Here's your actual code.
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Good morning, Dr. Park.
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Now, I know we're colleagues,
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but today I am the physician
and you are the patient,
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and I would appreciate it
if you treated me as such.
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Did you get my text?
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Iced Venti Chai.
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Anyway, I have the results
from your chemistry panel.
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Ah! Okay.
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LDL, creatinine, calcium all good.
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Ooh!
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Looks like I tested positive for beefcake.
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Excuse you.
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I am administering this exam.
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Okay, everything seems
to be where I'd like it...
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[Slurping]
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Except your attitude.
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Fine, let's just get this over with.
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But I'm not letting you check my prostate.
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Um, it's part of the physical.
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Um, it ain't part of this one.
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Dr. Park, you know at
your age, it's mandatory.
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So I'm going to repeat to you
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what I hear you tell dozens
of patients every day...
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Don't be a freaking baby!
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Would you feel more comfortable
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if I had Clark come in to observe?
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Well, why stop there? Let's stream it live
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so my cousins in San Jose can watch.
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They're always asking me what I'm up to.
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I guess I could call your wife
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and tell her you're not cooperating.
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So, your prostate's healthy.
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Huh.
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140/90. That's a little high.
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Of course it's high.
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I just had a co-worker
treat me like a hand puppet.
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And your pulse is 110 beats per minute.
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And your EKG shows tachycardia with PVCs.
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Boop-boo.
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I'm sending you home
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with a Holter heart
monitor to wear overnight.
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What?! No! That's complete overkill!
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Just being thorough.
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[Scoffs] Fine.
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I guess I should be grateful
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you didn't put me through a hernia exam.
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Oh! Thanks for reminding me!
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You're such a difficult
patient, I almost forgot.
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Look, I know you're trying to be thorough,
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but those two stones are staying unturned.
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And this number here...
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This is your wife's cell, correct?
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[Coughs]
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Obee-kaybee.
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Perfectly healthy.
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Please don't look me in the eyes just yet.
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Look what Julie did to me.
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My heart rate was slightly elevated,
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and now she's forcing me to
wear this monitor all night.
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My friend Amir wore one of those to school,
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and the principal called the S.W.A.T. Team.
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It's so constricting.
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I mean, what if I want to go swimming
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or wear something with a plunging neckline?
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You said it was for one night.
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Tomorrow you can flaunt
all the cleavage you want.
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Have you seen what's going on next door?
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The film crew is on lunch,
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and the line is past our driveway.
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They're serving chicken parm... dee-lish.
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So, Dave, what did we tell you
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about taking food from strangers?
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Carlos isn't a stranger. I've
known him since breakfast.
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He calls me "papi."
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So, how was the new job?
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Eh, kind of hard to judge on one day.
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But seeing as there won't be
another day, it was not great.
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You got fired again?!
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Come on!
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Cannons don't get fired as much as you!
262
00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:56,443
Pottery doesn't get fired as much as you!
263
00:10:56,479 --> 00:11:00,280
Cuban cigars, a crowd at a pep
rally, a furnace in Alaska...
264
00:11:00,316 --> 00:11:02,382
Ken, we get it.
265
00:11:02,418 --> 00:11:03,584
It wasn't my fault.
266
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,219
It's a cart that sells iPhone cases,
267
00:11:05,254 --> 00:11:06,753
and they put it at the
opposite end of the mall
268
00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:08,055
from the Apple store.
269
00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:11,091
So I made an executive
decision and moved it.
270
00:11:12,561 --> 00:11:13,627
What did you hit?
271
00:11:13,662 --> 00:11:15,162
I derailed a toddler train.
272
00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:20,200
In my defense, there was just
as much screaming and crying
273
00:11:20,236 --> 00:11:21,768
before I hit it.
274
00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,539
You said, "do what's
best for the business."
275
00:11:25,574 --> 00:11:28,075
Eh, just do what you're
told and make that money.
276
00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:30,177
Way to squash my entrepreneurial spirit.
277
00:11:30,212 --> 00:11:32,112
I bet nobody ever told Steve Jobs to,
278
00:11:32,147 --> 00:11:33,380
"just do what you're told."
279
00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:36,650
Hey, Steve Jobs had a daughter
he didn't even acknowledge.
280
00:11:36,685 --> 00:11:40,554
So he was smart in ways the
rest of us can only marvel at.
281
00:11:45,361 --> 00:11:47,194
Oh, watch this.
282
00:11:47,229 --> 00:11:50,597
Damona pranked me yesterday,
but I'm about to get her back.
283
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:53,700
I ordered five pizzas in her name.
284
00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:57,938
And the mortification of
Damona Watkins starts now.
285
00:11:57,973 --> 00:12:00,741
Uh, I got five pizzas for a Damona Watkins.
286
00:12:00,776 --> 00:12:02,175
I didn't order any pizza.
287
00:12:02,211 --> 00:12:04,144
I have your name and this address.
288
00:12:04,179 --> 00:12:05,946
Well, I'm not paying for it.
289
00:12:05,981 --> 00:12:08,615
Oh, you don't have to. They're pre-paid.
290
00:12:10,386 --> 00:12:12,419
You paid for the pizzas?
291
00:12:12,454 --> 00:12:15,222
Well, duh. I'm not
pranking the delivery guy.
292
00:12:15,257 --> 00:12:18,525
Hey, everybody, free pizzas... on me!
293
00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:22,296
She didn't order that.
294
00:12:22,331 --> 00:12:25,098
This is awkward for her.
295
00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:27,067
Why do I smell prosciutto and brie?
296
00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:29,503
Ask Damona. This is her mess.
297
00:12:29,538 --> 00:12:31,939
Aah!
298
00:12:31,974 --> 00:12:34,408
Hey, Pat, free pizza. Help yourself.
299
00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:36,009
Hells, yeah!
300
00:12:36,045 --> 00:12:38,478
Mmm! Ohh, caramelized figs!
301
00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:40,380
That's what I'm talking about.
302
00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:45,319
Oh, grab a slice quick. It's
drizzled with truffle oil.
303
00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:47,454
That was $12 extra.
304
00:12:47,489 --> 00:12:50,123
Oh, damn it!
305
00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:52,225
[Knocking] Hello!
306
00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:54,027
Oh, look who it is.
307
00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:55,796
Keep your hands where I can see them.
308
00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:58,465
Anyway, I have the
results from your monitor,
309
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,800
and there were some irregular beats
310
00:12:59,835 --> 00:13:01,969
- and spikes in your heart rate.
- Really?
311
00:13:02,004 --> 00:13:03,637
Yeah, the first one was at 7:30.
312
00:13:03,672 --> 00:13:05,172
Do you remember what you were doing then?
313
00:13:05,207 --> 00:13:07,941
It was after dinner. I was in
the kitchen talking to Allison.
314
00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:09,276
9:40?
315
00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:12,179
I was getting ready for
bed, talking to Allison.
316
00:13:12,214 --> 00:13:13,313
And 10:30?
317
00:13:13,349 --> 00:13:15,482
Talking to Allison!
318
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:18,051
So you're saying Allison
is my stress trigger?
319
00:13:18,087 --> 00:13:19,786
Oh, no, there could be
lots of other reasons why...
320
00:13:19,822 --> 00:13:21,121
Oh, no, no, I don't need "other."
321
00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:24,057
I need this! [Laughs]
322
00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:25,959
Otherwise, you have a clean bill of health.
323
00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:28,295
A clean bill of health gets me nothing.
324
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:31,131
Lording this over Allison
till the end of time?
325
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,633
Well, I would say "priceless"
326
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,635
if Mastercard hadn't scorched that earth.
327
00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,733
Ah, hey, bae.
328
00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:45,201
Oh, how was your day?
329
00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:48,104
Interesting. Very interesting.
330
00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:50,840
[Chuckles] A real eye-opener, even.
331
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:53,543
I have to thank you, Allison.
332
00:13:53,578 --> 00:13:55,778
You were so right to
make me get that physical.
333
00:13:55,813 --> 00:13:58,047
Young Julie actually did find something
334
00:13:58,082 --> 00:14:00,516
that's slowly killing me.
335
00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:03,786
- What?
- It's you, Allison. [Chuckles]
336
00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:06,222
Ta-da! [Chuckles]
337
00:14:06,257 --> 00:14:09,292
Irrefutable proof that every
time we had a conversation,
338
00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:10,927
my heart rate spiked.
339
00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:11,994
That's right.
340
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:14,263
You're my stress trigger. [Laughs]
341
00:14:14,299 --> 00:14:15,565
Come on.
342
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,867
That's got to be the
dumbest thing I ever heard.
343
00:14:17,902 --> 00:14:19,835
And you once dragged me
to see Dikembe Mutombo
344
00:14:19,871 --> 00:14:22,705
and Muggsy Bogues in "Of Mice and Men."
345
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,974
Ooh, easy, trigger.
346
00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:27,276
You don't want this sucker to blow.
347
00:14:27,312 --> 00:14:31,047
Okay, I'm pressing pause
on this conversation
348
00:14:31,082 --> 00:14:32,515
because the Rutledges
will be here any minute,
349
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,383
but we are finishing this later.
350
00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:36,018
Ooh, forcing the Rutledges on me.
351
00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:38,454
I see this as a high-stress situation.
352
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:41,824
Okay, just tell me, how
long is this gonna go on?
353
00:14:41,859 --> 00:14:43,326
I don't know. As long as I live?
354
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:45,995
So it's really up to you, isn't it?
355
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:47,029
[Clicks tongue] Got it.
356
00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:48,864
[Groaning]
357
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:55,538
Clark, have you seen Damona?
358
00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:57,506
I got her this cruller as a thank-you
359
00:14:57,542 --> 00:15:00,109
for the delicious pizzas she treated us to.
360
00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:01,978
Yeah, she's a gem.
361
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:05,381
Okay, that cruller is mine.
362
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,682
I'm the gem.
363
00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:09,452
I sparkle and shine.
364
00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:14,523
Well, I guess all's well
that ends well, then.
365
00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:16,325
I thought Damona was my friend.
366
00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:19,262
Oh, good. More.
367
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:20,596
I just don't understand
368
00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:23,199
why she'd want to make me look
stupid in front of everyone.
369
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:25,768
Well, you know how when
people are good friends,
370
00:15:25,803 --> 00:15:29,272
they'll often participate in
some light to moderate joshing?
371
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:33,576
So you're saying Damona's
prank was a sign of friendship?
372
00:15:33,611 --> 00:15:36,846
If it'll start my weekend, yes.
373
00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:41,150
Hi.
374
00:15:41,185 --> 00:15:42,618
Mm-hmm.
375
00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:46,555
I just wanted to say thanks for
the practical joke yesterday.
376
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:50,359
I, um... I really value our friendship.
377
00:15:50,395 --> 00:15:52,795
Wow! Clarky Clark!
378
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,397
I'm so glad you liked it.
You know, for a minute there,
379
00:15:54,432 --> 00:15:56,065
I thought you were upset,
but then I was like,
380
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:59,735
"if he's upset, then why is he
getting me all these pizzas?"
381
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:01,704
It was a prank.
382
00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:02,705
[Inhales deeply]
383
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,006
I don't get it.
384
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:05,641
Nobody did.
385
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:07,276
Anyway, before I understood that
386
00:16:07,312 --> 00:16:08,911
pranks were a sign of
affection, I might have done...
387
00:16:08,946 --> 00:16:10,346
Ms. Damona, your car is on fire.
388
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:11,981
- What?!
- It's not. It's not.
389
00:16:12,016 --> 00:16:14,083
It's a joke. Aah!
390
00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:15,184
I asked Juan-Julio to come in
391
00:16:15,219 --> 00:16:17,086
and tell you that your car was on fire.
392
00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:20,556
No, no, Mr. Clark, you told me
to set her car on fire.
393
00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:23,659
Oh, my God!
394
00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:24,794
Oh, my God!
395
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,962
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
396
00:16:26,998 --> 00:16:30,833
It's just too easy with that guy, huh?
397
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:36,672
That's fine.
398
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,541
So, Ken, I got tickets to the
clippers game Saturday, if...
399
00:16:38,576 --> 00:16:40,309
I'm gonna stop you right there, Andy.
400
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:42,545
I'm really flattered,
401
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,914
but I got a full roster
of friends right now.
402
00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:47,183
Ken's just kidding. He'd love
to go to the game with you.
403
00:16:47,218 --> 00:16:49,452
Oh, well, now that I'm
aware of my condition,
404
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,253
I can really feel it when you overstep.
405
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,124
So, how are the kids?
406
00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:56,192
Oh, they're great.
407
00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:57,993
Really? 'Cause Molly's
virtually unemployable,
408
00:16:58,029 --> 00:16:59,595
and Dave seems to have
turned their port-a-potty
409
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:00,963
into some kind of clubhouse.
410
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,999
Don't listen to him. They're fine.
411
00:17:04,035 --> 00:17:06,435
Oh, it's that kind of dismissive attitude
412
00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:08,404
that really constricts the
blood flow to the heart.
413
00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:09,705
Medical fact.
414
00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:12,441
Are you okay, Ken?
415
00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:15,378
He's fine. So, how's the
commercial going, Barb?
416
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,179
Getting any free Tampax?
417
00:17:17,215 --> 00:17:18,147
[All chuckle]
418
00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,516
I'm not fine, Barb.
419
00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:22,818
Uh, they gave me a
lifetime supply of supers.
420
00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:27,056
So, my doctor told me I suffer
from an irregular heart rhythm,
421
00:17:27,091 --> 00:17:29,825
and the cause is this
special lady right here.
422
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,660
Not true.
423
00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,629
Well, we'll see what Mr. Holter monitor
424
00:17:33,664 --> 00:17:35,297
has to say about that.
425
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,832
You're still wearing that?
426
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:40,202
Yeah, as a precaution
because of all the danger.
427
00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:44,306
Ow!
428
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:48,210
Great! Now you pulled
out both my chest hairs!
429
00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:50,579
I don't know why you're always trying to
430
00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:53,315
force me to be friends with that guy.
431
00:17:53,351 --> 00:17:54,784
Hey, relax.
432
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,619
You got to admit it is a little ironic
433
00:17:56,654 --> 00:17:58,454
that you were the one who
made me get the physical.
434
00:17:58,489 --> 00:17:59,755
- Look at this.
- Don't need to.
435
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,390
It's all up here.
436
00:18:01,426 --> 00:18:04,193
Yes, we were talking during
each one of these spikes,
437
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:06,695
but did it ever occur to you
what we were talking about?
438
00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:08,497
Here. 7:30.
439
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,933
We were talking to Dave about
taking food from strangers.
440
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,701
Here... Molly getting fired again.
441
00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:14,170
And this big one is when we found out
442
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:16,906
Dave was eating turkey
burgers in a port-a-potty.
443
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:19,742
So the kids are my stress triggers?
444
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:20,709
Of course.
445
00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:22,511
You said it yourself in the kitchen.
446
00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:24,647
Having kids is super-stressful.
447
00:18:24,682 --> 00:18:26,582
Oh, but it's nice to
know that if it was me,
448
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,083
this is how you'd react.
449
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:36,492
Hey, things sound a little dicey.
450
00:18:36,527 --> 00:18:37,760
I mean, if you want to talk about it
451
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:39,728
over a beer with Andy,
I know he'd love to just...
452
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:41,730
Andy: No, I wouldn't!
453
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:51,874
Al, still not talking to me?
454
00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:54,109
[Door closes]
455
00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:56,545
I'm sorry I blamed you for all my stress.
456
00:18:56,581 --> 00:18:57,746
You know what?
457
00:18:57,782 --> 00:19:01,550
It's time for me to man up
and start blaming the kids.
458
00:19:02,753 --> 00:19:05,821
They're growing up.
They're a lot more work.
459
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:06,956
That's why I was freaked out
460
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:09,091
that you hadn't had a physical in so long.
461
00:19:09,126 --> 00:19:11,594
I need you around. We all do.
462
00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:14,363
I get it. But don't worry.
I'm in perfect health.
463
00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:15,431
Check this.
464
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:24,006
See? And I did all that
with a pulled groin.
465
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,675
And I'm thrilled you're healthy,
466
00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:29,311
but you can't blow off
any more check-ups, okay?
467
00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:32,314
You should know better. You're a doctor.
468
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:34,283
That's the problem.
469
00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:39,755
I see disease every day,
and sometimes it... scares me.
470
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:42,024
Doctors make the worst patients.
471
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:43,325
No one's worse than me.
472
00:19:43,361 --> 00:19:44,527
You're right about that.
473
00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:48,163
But you can't fight what you don't find.
474
00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:50,499
And if we ever did find anything,
475
00:19:50,535 --> 00:19:52,134
we'd deal with it together.
476
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:53,469
I love you so much.
477
00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:54,970
[Laughs]
478
00:19:55,006 --> 00:20:00,109
And don't forget that body of
yours belongs to both of us.
479
00:20:00,144 --> 00:20:01,677
Huh?
480
00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,512
[Laughs]
481
00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:05,014
[Laughs]
482
00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:06,181
[Knock on door]
483
00:20:06,217 --> 00:20:08,350
Barb: Hey, guys, Andy's
shaking up some boggle.
484
00:20:08,386 --> 00:20:09,351
You in?
485
00:20:09,387 --> 00:20:12,288
Go home, Barb!
486
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,634
Right through there to the left.
487
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:25,639
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mol, what's
with the Son of Anarchy?
488
00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:27,307
You wanted me to stop getting fired,
489
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:28,976
so I became my own boss.
490
00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:30,811
Instead of those
nasty port-a-potties,
491
00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:34,615
I offered the crew guys a clean
indoor bathroom for a small fee.
492
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,816
What?!
493
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:38,318
Look, sorry, buddy. Business is closed.
494
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,123
You can't shut me down!
495
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,626
How else am I supposed to
raise money for snowboarding?
496
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,594
Besides, I have employees to consider.
497
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:48,662
- What?!
- What?!
498
00:20:48,698 --> 00:20:50,330
You sure you don't want a hot towel,
499
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,999
stick of gum, cologne?
500
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,333
How's your day going?
501
00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:55,302
Nice to finally have some weather.
502
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,805
I'm spiking so hard right now.
503
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,139
Me too.