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Previously on Being Mary Jane...
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They're trying to push me out,
and they are going to use you to do it.
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Cheers to that.
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And David--do you
know what I would give
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to have a man look at me
like that?
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Do yourself a favor;
get yourself some help,
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because I'm done.
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Being a baby mama
is not a career!
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You have no job, no skills,
and two mouths to feed!
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I just figured we'd have
a nice meal and some nice wine.
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It's just coming across corny.
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Before you say anything, I just
want to apologize for showing up.
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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Hello?
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This is ADT. Is
everything all right?
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- No.
- Is someone in the house?
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No. I-I don't know.
I'm here by myself.
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Please, just have somebody come.
Please come.
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I'll just stay on the line,
okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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All clear. No sign of entry.
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And you checked everything?
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Yes, we checked all over.
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In the morning,
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you might want to check
with your alarm company.
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I looked at your alarm system,
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and it looks like the kitchen
window area has malfunctioned.
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Okay. Thank you. Good night.
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Hey, can I come over?
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No--uh, my alarm went off.
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I'm--no, I'm fine.
It's just, I'm--I'm scared.
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Look, if it's a problem, I can
just go to my parents' house.
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I just thought
that you might want to--
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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You want something to drink?
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Yeah.
Whatever you're having, please.
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Um, what were you reading
before I came over?
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Oh, I recently won
in an auction some slave papers
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that I was enjoying.
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Or not enjoying.
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Do you mind?
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Sure.
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These are the actual letters?
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Yes, I've been collecting
love letters between slaves
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for quite some time now.
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You should exhibit these.
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Well, I've been talking
to the Reginald F. Lewis Museum
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for African American History
& Culture
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about doing
a permanent installation.
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Or the Smithsonian.
I mean, these are amazing.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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You've been
through a lot tonight.
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Let's get you some rest.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, um, would you mind
sleeping on that side?
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Uh, oh. Yeah, no.
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No problem.
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You gonna join me?
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Uh, I'm going to finish
reading those letters.
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Uh, I don't want
to rub it in,
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but I don't have
to work tomorrow.
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So you should get some rest.
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Great.
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All right.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm in heaven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And my hearts beats so
that I can hardly speak ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And I seem to find
the happiness I seek ♪
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♪ When we're out together,
dancing cheek to cheek ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yes, heaven ♪
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♪ I'm in heaven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And the cares
that hung around me ♪
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♪ Through the week ♪
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♪ Seems to vanish like
a gambler's lucky streak ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ When we're out together,
dancing cheek to cheek ♪
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Take it, Ella. Swing it.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ I'm in heaven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And my hearts beats so
that I can hardly speak ♪
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♪ And I seem to find
the happiness I seek ♪
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♪ When we're out together,
dancing cheek to cheek ♪
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You're still in bed?
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Did you ever sleep?
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I nap.
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You hungry?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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Hey, did you ever call
your alarm company?
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No.
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You should get on that.
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You know,
you're a celebrity now.
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You've been
thrust into the spotlight
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with that ugly black woman
story.
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Yeah. No, I'm on it. Thanks.
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Are you?
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Well, not right this second,
'cause it's 7:30 in the morning.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
I'm just worried about you.
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Are we in a relationship?
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I've been operating
as though we are.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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When were you gonna tell me?
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I didn't think
I needed to say it.
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Oh, well, a girl loves
to hear these things.
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You know, your omelet
tastes better when it's hot.
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- Does it?
- Mm-hmm.
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Unless you'd like
to skip it altogether.
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I would love to.
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But remember
some of us have to work, so...
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I respect that.
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Enjoy.
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Hey, did you
move my toothbrush?
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What?
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Where's my toothbrush?
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Oh, just get another one
from the cabinet.
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Your phone's ringing.
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Hey, Val. What's up?
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Sorry to call so late.
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No, it's okay.
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Where do we go
for late-night noodles?
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Oh, we went to, um,
Octopus Bar
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in East Atlanta on Gresham.
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Oh, Gresham. Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah, no problem.
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- Has David called?
- Huh?
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I just thought
you might have heard from him.
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No, I haven't. Why?
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Monk died.
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He'd been sick for a while, so
David decided to put him down.
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Yeah, um, I'm here.
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He was old, you know.
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His vet only saw it
getting worse,
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so David finally made
the decision.
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- Wow. Okay, um--
- I'm sorry.
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No, I appreciate you
telling me. I--
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I know you loved
that dog too.
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Have you or Chris
seen him since?
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I haven't yet, but Chris
has been checking in on him.
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Oh, okay--okay.
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That's--that's good.
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I'm sorry to be the one
to tell you.
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Yeah, I-I-I'll just
talk to you later, okay, Val?
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Okay, honey. Bye.
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All right.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
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You seem upset.
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I just found out my ex
had to put his dog to sleep,
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and I'm pretty sure he's...
devastated.
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Mm.
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You should call him,
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make sure he's all right.
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Why would you encourage me
to call my ex?
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Why wouldn't I?
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I mean,
it'd make you feel better
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to know that he's okay,
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and I'm sure it'd benefit him
to know that you care.
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See, that's the casualty
of breaking up.
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You don't get to call your ex
about their dead dog.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm angry, and unfortunately
this is the only place
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I feel safe enough
to express it.
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- May I?
- Sure.
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They want me to leave,
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but they won't let me leave
with my dignity.
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I have done everything I can
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except call lawyers in
for the long fight.
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I think you can help.
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Oh, Cynthia, I don't want
to get involved in the middle
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of your negotiations, please.
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At least let me beg
before you turn me away.
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Look, I--
you don't deserve this.
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I'm just at my wit's end,
and I need to get out of here.
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No. Please.
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I will listen.
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Please.
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Just make sure you get
a live sign-off in your deal.
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They're trying
to screw me out of mine.
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- What?
- Yep.
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They want me to do
a taped sign-off,
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afraid I might say something
live.
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I mean, this is just
such a psycho business.
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- Oh, you can't smoke in here.
- Oh, the hell I can't.
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You know, just when
things get bad, they get--
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it's like they get worse.
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No, Cynthia,
don't light up in my office.
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Look, I'm sorry that you're
going through this.
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I really am.
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Wow.
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Save your sorries
for yourself, Mary Jane.
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You have no idea
what you've agreed to.
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I used to watch this show, Fame.
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Too old for you, but there was
this feisty little black woman.
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- Debbie Allen.
- Yeah. I guess.
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And she used to say,
"You want fame?
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Well, fame costs."
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Never truer words
were said in this business.
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You'll see.
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I'm honestly shocked.
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I-I just thought
it was standard.
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Yeah, well,
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you only get what you
negotiate for in this life.
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If you're not gonna help me,
say you're not gonna help me.
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If you're not gonna do it,
say you're not gonna--
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Be quiet. I
want to say something.
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Everybody.
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Be quie--I want to say
something.
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Paul. Shut them up.
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Everybody, listen, listen.
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Quiet down. Quiet down, please.
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Steven, I want
you to go back on the money.
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Quiet.
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And I want you
to ask for a sign-off.
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- Come on, quiet down.
- Why not?
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Thank you, baby.
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Now, I know there are folks
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who didn't believe
we would see this day,
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but I knew,
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just like I knew
I could give birth to him
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when everybody was saying
it was impossible.
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Well, that's what my baby does:
the impossible.
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Five years undergrad,
one year at law school,
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and three years at architectural
school at Georgia Tech.
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- Whoo, whoo!
- Big-time.
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And he didn't
take any extra time.
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- See, there you go.
- My goodness.
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We're so proud of you, baby.
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You did it. You didn't quit.
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Some people didn't believe it,
but a mother knows.
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Yeah, and now everyone knows.
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Grandma's been on the phone
all day
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talking about job offers
in "Los An-ge-les."
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- There it is. L.A., baby.
- Wow.
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And why not?
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After all,
this is a time to celebrate.
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To my P.J. Congratulations.
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All: Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
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Cheers.
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And thank you, Mom and Dad,
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for believing in me,
for supporting me.
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All right, I'm truly blessed.
Seriously.
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Oh, and I don't have any student
loans to pay off, so boom.
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None. I'm debt-free, baby.
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But, um, in all seriousness,
um, thank you,
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because you both promised
you'd give us an education,
262
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,753
the tools of true freedom.
263
00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:07,296
And my journey's really just
beginning.
264
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,421
I hope I make you proud.
265
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,588
I hope you move out soon.
266
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,546
- Oh, yes.
- Stay in the kitchen.
267
00:14:11,556 --> 00:14:13,753
- I second that.
- Whatever.
268
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,004
No, no. My little brother.
269
00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:17,212
He just graduated.
No, no, it's okay.
270
00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:18,254
We got to get this done.
271
00:14:18,264 --> 00:14:19,504
Seriously, thank you,
Mom, Dad.
272
00:14:19,514 --> 00:14:21,962
Since we are all here,
273
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,504
we may as well share
our good news.
274
00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:25,546
Yes.
275
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:27,170
Me, Kenny, and the girls
276
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,546
are moving to North Carolina.
277
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:33,962
Me and my... fiancé have
both found jobs there.
278
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:35,504
Whoa. Wait, what?
279
00:14:35,514 --> 00:14:38,753
It's "fiancé and I," Ni.
280
00:14:38,763 --> 00:14:41,045
- Ma, she--
- Your what?
281
00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:44,087
You're--you're getting married?
282
00:14:44,097 --> 00:14:46,045
Wait, Naomi,
you're getting married?
283
00:14:46,055 --> 00:14:47,920
Kenny, where's the ring?
284
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,795
I mean, she can't get married
without a ring.
285
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,087
Uh-uh. I don't want one.
I want a house.
286
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,795
Wait, Naomi,
you're getting married
287
00:14:52,805 --> 00:14:54,129
and you're moving where?
288
00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:55,546
Uh, North Carolina.
289
00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:57,629
I'm working at the pharmacy
at the new Kroger there.
290
00:14:57,639 --> 00:15:00,087
- Hey. Congratulations.
- Thank you.
291
00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:03,296
Wow. Okay.
292
00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:05,129
Okay, well, congratulations.
293
00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:07,004
Um, I think--
294
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,462
I guess that's two reasons
to celebrate this--this, uh--
295
00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:12,753
- Absolutely.
- Aw!
296
00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:13,837
He's losing his baby girl.
297
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,504
Aww, Boukie!
298
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,795
Aw.
299
00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:19,170
Papi.
300
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:22,920
So what you think, Niecy?
301
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:24,879
You haven't said anything.
302
00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:30,045
Um, that's because I'm
so excited for you guys.
303
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,629
Congratulations.
304
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,753
Yeah. That's great.
305
00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:35,129
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
306
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:38,045
Well, it's all fine
for you and Kitty, you know,
307
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:42,421
but today,
we're celebrating Paul Jr.
308
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:43,462
Yeah, thank you. Yeah.
309
00:15:43,472 --> 00:15:45,753
All right, Stu.
310
00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:48,546
Bye.
311
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,629
Cake time.
312
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:52,753
Sorry you had to pick up
the cake.
313
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:53,879
I told my mom I would do it.
314
00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:54,889
I don't mind.
315
00:15:58,139 --> 00:15:59,588
Congratulations.
316
00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:01,462
I heard you're getting
the prime-time spot.
317
00:16:01,472 --> 00:16:03,753
Hopefully. Still negotiating.
318
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,629
Yeah.
319
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,462
You hear about
David's dog dying?
320
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:13,753
Very sad.
321
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,212
Cake, anyone?
322
00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:26,087
Ladies eat first.
323
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:39,120
- Hey.
- Hi.
324
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,412
How did you get in?
325
00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:42,621
Oh, the door was unlocked.
326
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:46,329
Oh. How did you get
past the gate?
327
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,496
Is there a problem?
328
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,662
No. Well, yes,
if my gate is broken.
329
00:16:50,672 --> 00:16:52,953
No, I just punched in the code.
330
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:54,788
Who gave you the code?
331
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,120
I just watched your driver
do it.
332
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:57,579
It was four 1s.
333
00:16:57,589 --> 00:16:59,454
Really easy and very unsafe.
334
00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:01,412
I learned a lot of dos
and don'ts
335
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:04,079
when I was talking
to the alarm company.
336
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,329
Oh, Jesus, I got to take this.
337
00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:07,953
Hey, Kara.
338
00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:10,287
No, it's a great time.
339
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,370
Yeah, no, I just got home.
340
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,287
Yeah, no, girl, they are
tripping about this contract.
341
00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:17,454
How's your negotiation going?
342
00:17:17,464 --> 00:17:20,329
What?
343
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,298
Why would they want
to put that in the contract?
344
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,037
'Cause they're stupid.
345
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,537
Yeah, or that. Or that.
346
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:32,662
That's a good one.
Yeah, yeah.
347
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,953
I want to--basically,
there's a lot of things
348
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,662
I want to put in that deal
that, you know,
349
00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:40,162
I'm kind of afraid
to even ask for.
350
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:42,953
♪ ♪
351
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,329
Well, right, I mean,
who would've thought that, like,
352
00:17:45,339 --> 00:17:47,953
you need to put in a sign-off?
353
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,704
It's, like, common sense,
common courtesy.
354
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:06,621
I'm really sorry.
355
00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:09,120
It's okay.
356
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,454
I-I can get it out. I-I just
need a little baking soda.
357
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,245
It's okay.
358
00:18:13,255 --> 00:18:15,788
I certainly have my own opinion
about what this is about,
359
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:18,995
but, uh, just to cover
the bases,
360
00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:21,746
do you have some kind of
medical condition?
- No.
361
00:18:21,756 --> 00:18:23,412
- Psychiatric?
- No.
362
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,120
Then what's going on?
363
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,454
I-I have a lot of stuff
going on with the deal.
364
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:31,162
That--that's all.
365
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:33,621
In prior negotiations,
have you ever experienced this?
366
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,153
No.
367
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:43,537
It's about the dog.
368
00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:46,953
You're mad. Good.
369
00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:48,746
- I'm not mad.
- You're sighing.
370
00:18:48,756 --> 00:18:51,370
That's because I'm breathing air
out of my body.
371
00:18:53,547 --> 00:18:56,953
- Call him.
- No.
372
00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,829
No, 'cause it's--it's--
373
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:01,037
it's not just about the dog.
374
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,621
I know
it's not about the dog.
375
00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:04,204
It's because you love him.
376
00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,454
Call him and check up on him.
377
00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:10,746
I love it how society supports
and even encourages two people
378
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:11,953
to never speak again
because they broke up.
379
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:13,412
Sometimes you don't speak again
380
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:15,162
because it's too hard
and it hurts.
381
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:17,214
But you're hurting now
because you're not talking.
382
00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:25,953
You said it was a casualty
of breaking up,
383
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,537
but if you don't deal with this,
then it becomes our casualty.
384
00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:34,079
I'm not mad, but I expect you
to deal with this,
385
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,162
'cause I can't keep on buying
new mattresses.
386
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,662
Please say
you're not gonna do that,
387
00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:39,412
'cause I-I can get it out.
388
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:42,412
I can't believe this.
389
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:47,746
You're, um--you're not gonna
tell anybody about this,
390
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,287
are you?
391
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,412
You said that you heard her say
392
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,621
that she was going to pay
the rent,
393
00:19:54,631 --> 00:19:56,287
but was there
a written agreement?
394
00:19:56,297 --> 00:19:59,454
What you watching?
395
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,120
I don't even know.
396
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,579
The remote's all the way
over there.
397
00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:04,870
I can't reach it, so...
398
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,412
The year's lease expires,
399
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,870
it goes automatically
to a month-to-month.
400
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,287
Okay.
401
00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:12,662
And then we
verbally confirmed that.
402
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,829
You got to figure it out.
403
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:21,579
I am happy for her.
404
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,662
I am happy for my sister.
405
00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:29,079
I know you are.
406
00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:36,953
But seeing others move on
with their lives is hard
407
00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:40,496
when you feel like you're stuck
in the quicksand of yours.
408
00:21:01,214 --> 00:21:02,746
Congratulations.
409
00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:05,537
Yay, me!
410
00:21:07,506 --> 00:21:09,995
You seem more excited
about getting Cynthia's sign-off
411
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,746
than closing your own deal.
412
00:21:12,756 --> 00:21:14,245
Yeah, my victory for her
413
00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:17,120
is really more of
a victory for me,
414
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,037
'cause you know
I benefit from a successful--
415
00:21:22,339 --> 00:21:24,746
Successful...
416
00:21:24,756 --> 00:21:28,579
Babe, you have this bad habit of
not completing your sentences.
417
00:21:29,963 --> 00:21:31,995
Uh, Sheldon?
418
00:21:34,672 --> 00:21:37,537
What's up
with you and my toothbrush?
419
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,079
I love having you over,
420
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,537
but I just like things
in a particular way.
421
00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:44,537
And the particular way
422
00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:47,245
includes throwing out
my toothbrush every night?
423
00:21:47,255 --> 00:21:50,788
Baby, I'm just over 50
and set in my ways.
424
00:21:50,798 --> 00:21:53,579
Okay.
425
00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:57,162
Mm, no. Not okay.
426
00:21:57,172 --> 00:22:02,953
Um, just so I'm clear,
can you explain what your--
427
00:22:02,963 --> 00:22:06,788
your ways are, exactly?
428
00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:08,079
Okay.
429
00:22:08,089 --> 00:22:15,037
Um, it means I like things
the way I like them,
430
00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:16,704
and housing your toothbrush
431
00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:20,579
symbolizes something
that I don't believe in.
432
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,079
What, like dental hygiene?
433
00:22:22,089 --> 00:22:23,995
No.
434
00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:27,120
Cohabitation.
435
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,662
Living together?
436
00:22:28,672 --> 00:22:30,788
Yes.
437
00:22:30,798 --> 00:22:32,579
But how do you ever
intend to--
438
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:38,953
You don't want to get married?
439
00:22:41,506 --> 00:22:42,953
No.
440
00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:48,079
Kids?
441
00:22:48,089 --> 00:22:49,704
No.
442
00:22:49,714 --> 00:22:53,412
Then what the hell
are we doing?
443
00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:56,412
I didn't really think we were
at that place
444
00:22:56,422 --> 00:22:58,621
to start having--
445
00:22:58,631 --> 00:23:00,037
N-no. No, no, no.
446
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,454
You knew I was freezing my eggs.
447
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,412
I tried to freeze my eggs
on national television!
448
00:23:05,422 --> 00:23:08,329
The segment was called,
"Modern-day Motherhood."
449
00:23:08,339 --> 00:23:11,995
Motherhood would imply that
a child is what is hoped for.
450
00:23:12,005 --> 00:23:13,953
That was just a TV gimmick.
I wasn't sure--
451
00:23:13,963 --> 00:23:15,079
No, no, no.
Don't--don't do that.
452
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,037
Don't--don't do that, Sheldon.
453
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,788
I haven't known you
for a very long time,
454
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:22,329
but I know you're not a liar,
so let's not start now, okay?
455
00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:25,037
I thought I could introduce you
to my lifestyle.
456
00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:27,370
I thought it would be
a different option for us.
457
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,162
I'm almost 39.
458
00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:31,704
Ain't nobody got time
for no fundamental shifts.
459
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,662
I mean, okay, maybe you
like the mountains
460
00:23:33,672 --> 00:23:35,204
and I like the beach
and we can compromise
461
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,412
and move to California,
but no kids and--and--and--
462
00:23:37,422 --> 00:23:39,204
and no marriage?
463
00:23:41,798 --> 00:23:45,079
Um, babe,
we haven't had sex yet.
464
00:23:45,089 --> 00:23:46,579
And whose fault is that?
465
00:23:46,589 --> 00:23:48,245
You haven't even made a move.
466
00:23:48,255 --> 00:23:51,162
Whoa. When?
467
00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,412
When it's not about your ex
and you peeing in the bed?
468
00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:55,953
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, okay.
469
00:23:55,963 --> 00:23:59,829
Look, I-I'm not in a rush
here, okay?
470
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,454
Yeah, so say
all the salesgirls in Atlanta.
471
00:24:01,464 --> 00:24:03,245
Oh, come on.
472
00:24:03,255 --> 00:24:04,829
"Oh, no, no. No, no, not yet.
Not--not--not yet."
473
00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:06,245
Are we here to talk,
or we here to win?
474
00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:07,788
Well, no, okay.
No, no. Let's--let's talk.
475
00:24:07,798 --> 00:24:09,245
Let's talk,
476
00:24:09,255 --> 00:24:12,953
because women clearly
need to rewrite the rules
477
00:24:12,963 --> 00:24:15,329
of this whole dating crap.
478
00:24:15,339 --> 00:24:18,329
We can't even begin to ask
you guys the real questions
479
00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:19,953
we need to know the answers to,
480
00:24:19,963 --> 00:24:22,287
like, "Do you want
to have children?"
481
00:24:22,297 --> 00:24:24,162
Do you want to get married?"
482
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,537
Because if we ask those things,
we're called crazy,
483
00:24:27,547 --> 00:24:30,079
and if we're called crazy, then
we can't get to the second date
484
00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:32,621
where we can prove to you that
we're not crazy or desperate.
485
00:24:32,631 --> 00:24:34,454
So we--we dance around it.
486
00:24:34,464 --> 00:24:38,162
We dance around it,
hoping for the best.
487
00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:42,204
Sheldon, you said
we were in a relationship.
488
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:43,329
I asked you point blank.
489
00:24:43,339 --> 00:24:44,370
You said yes.
490
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,079
Yes, we are.
491
00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:48,662
But I--it's not--
492
00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:51,204
listen, we are
in a relationship,
493
00:24:51,214 --> 00:24:54,621
but--but I'm not in it
to have marriage and children.
494
00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:56,412
I'm not gonna give up
my individuality
495
00:24:56,422 --> 00:24:58,287
for the promise
of marriage and kids.
496
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:02,162
And I don't want
to waste my time.
497
00:25:02,172 --> 00:25:06,204
You know, that's ironic,
because up until this point,
498
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:07,788
we seemed to be
having a pretty good time.
499
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:11,496
Pretty good, at best.
500
00:25:11,506 --> 00:25:12,953
Whatever you want to call it.
501
00:25:12,963 --> 00:25:14,704
It kept you
coming back every night.
502
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,953
Well, when you're almost 40,
503
00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:19,788
you got divorcées,
you got married men,
504
00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:21,953
you have 25-year-old fetuses,
505
00:25:21,963 --> 00:25:23,829
and you have old men
who get their rocks off
506
00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:26,079
organizing things,
playing sudoku,
507
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,287
and coasters.
508
00:25:32,255 --> 00:25:34,995
I want a baby,
509
00:25:35,005 --> 00:25:37,496
and you knew that
when you barged into my life.
510
00:25:37,506 --> 00:25:41,412
When you came to my job,
you knew I wanted a baby.
511
00:25:41,422 --> 00:25:43,370
- So have a baby.
- With who?
512
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:46,621
The way that women
have babies these days.
513
00:25:46,631 --> 00:25:48,120
I don't know.
514
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:52,245
Okay, just--
just so I get this straight,
515
00:25:52,255 --> 00:25:54,829
you want me to have a baby
with a sperm donor
516
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:56,953
but we still have
a relationship?
517
00:25:56,963 --> 00:25:58,162
I don't want to put
any labels on it.
518
00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,162
We don't have to do that.
519
00:25:59,172 --> 00:26:00,953
Where would I get my mail
520
00:26:00,963 --> 00:26:02,621
in this freak show fantasy
of yours?
521
00:26:02,631 --> 00:26:05,162
The same place
you get your mail now.
522
00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:06,788
Look,
if things start going well,
523
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,995
then we could get two condos
on the same floor,
524
00:26:10,005 --> 00:26:12,412
or I can get a compound,
and then we can have--
525
00:26:12,422 --> 00:26:13,953
Whoa, oh, my God.
Am I in the Twilight Zone?
526
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,412
You know, I mean--
527
00:26:15,422 --> 00:26:17,204
Is this some new, like,
pimp game I'm not hip to?
528
00:26:17,214 --> 00:26:20,662
Would you stop interrupting me
and let me finish, please?
529
00:26:20,672 --> 00:26:22,829
Your mail would go
to your house,
530
00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:24,037
because we would be
531
00:26:24,047 --> 00:26:27,662
in a mutually respectful
relationship
532
00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:31,079
where you would have your life
and I would have mine.
533
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:34,329
That way, when we
decide to be together,
534
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:36,037
we know
it would unequivocally be
535
00:26:36,047 --> 00:26:38,287
because we want
to be together,
536
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,788
not because we feel obligated
to do so.
537
00:26:40,798 --> 00:26:43,204
It's not hard to understand.
It's just different.
538
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,537
Too different for me.
539
00:26:50,963 --> 00:26:53,370
So thank you.
540
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:57,788
I'm--I'm going to pass
on what's behind door number one
541
00:26:57,798 --> 00:27:03,746
and, uh, take my pride
and, uh...
542
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,953
- Listen.
- Take my happy ass home.
543
00:27:05,963 --> 00:27:07,953
♪ ♪
544
00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:09,579
Come on, Mary Jane.
545
00:27:09,589 --> 00:27:11,245
Given your history with men,
546
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:14,537
you know that's probably
the best offer you've got.
547
00:27:14,547 --> 00:27:15,829
♪ Can't get caught up ♪
548
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:18,662
♪ Throwing stones
at a glass house ♪
549
00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:21,953
I may not be a spring chicken,
550
00:27:21,963 --> 00:27:24,454
and I may even pee in the bed...
551
00:27:24,464 --> 00:27:26,579
♪ Ain't nobody perfect ♪
552
00:27:26,589 --> 00:27:27,995
♪ 'Cause you keep... ♪
553
00:27:28,005 --> 00:27:29,662
But I will never settle
for anything less
554
00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:32,162
than what I want
and what I deserve.
555
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,579
♪ Throwing
stones at a glass house ♪
556
00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:37,079
I'll see you around.
557
00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:40,454
♪ ♪
558
00:27:40,464 --> 00:27:41,995
♪ What you giving me
that look for? ♪
559
00:27:42,005 --> 00:27:43,995
♪ Baby, this ain't nothing
but a conversation ♪
560
00:27:44,005 --> 00:27:45,995
♪ This love ain't safe
locked out ♪
561
00:27:46,005 --> 00:27:47,788
♪ Got me feeling
like I'm on probation ♪
562
00:27:47,798 --> 00:27:53,287
♪ I keep holding on ♪
563
00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:57,953
♪ I need you to chase me
like you chase paper, baby ♪
564
00:27:57,963 --> 00:27:59,621
♪ Roll with me
like you rolling papers ♪
565
00:27:59,631 --> 00:28:01,662
♪ I'm open if you open ♪
566
00:28:01,672 --> 00:28:03,537
♪ Open if you open ♪
567
00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:07,788
♪ I'm down, down ♪
568
00:28:07,798 --> 00:28:10,537
♪ ♪
569
00:28:10,547 --> 00:28:14,704
♪ If you look in the mirror
and I look in the mirror ♪
570
00:28:14,714 --> 00:28:18,496
♪ Ain't nobody perfect,
ain't nobody perfect ♪
571
00:28:18,506 --> 00:28:20,662
♪ 'Cause you keep
pointing fingers ♪
572
00:28:20,672 --> 00:28:22,621
♪ And I keep pointing fingers ♪
573
00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:24,496
♪ It's like
we're throwing stones ♪
574
00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:26,995
♪ At a glass house ♪
575
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,829
♪ And it shatters ♪
576
00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:30,995
♪ Watch, it shatters ♪
577
00:28:31,005 --> 00:28:32,995
♪ It keeps shattering ♪
578
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,245
♪ Nothing matters ♪
579
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,037
♪ If it's no trust
between these four walls ♪
580
00:28:39,047 --> 00:28:43,204
♪ And it's all built up
on lies and falls ♪
581
00:28:43,214 --> 00:28:44,995
♪ Then it shatters ♪
582
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,746
♪ ♪
583
00:28:46,756 --> 00:28:48,704
♪ Then it shatters ♪
584
00:28:48,714 --> 00:28:51,079
♪ ♪
585
00:28:51,089 --> 00:28:52,746
♪ Then it shatters ♪
586
00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:55,079
♪ ♪
587
00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:56,579
♪ Then it shatters ♪
588
00:28:56,589 --> 00:29:00,412
♪ ♪
589
00:29:00,422 --> 00:29:04,245
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
590
00:29:04,255 --> 00:29:08,370
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
591
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:12,370
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
592
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,704
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
593
00:29:19,955 --> 00:29:27,903
♪ ♪
594
00:29:33,289 --> 00:29:35,712
Dial Let Him Go.
595
00:29:35,736 --> 00:29:38,903
Calling Let Him Go.
596
00:29:38,913 --> 00:29:41,112
Hey, it's David.
Leave a message.
597
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:45,329
Hey, David. It's me.
598
00:29:45,339 --> 00:29:48,287
Mary Jane Paul, in case you
didn't know who "me" was,
599
00:29:48,297 --> 00:29:51,703
'cause I guess I can't assume
anymore.
600
00:29:51,713 --> 00:29:53,703
And that's not me
being sarcastic, okay?
601
00:29:53,713 --> 00:29:56,204
That's me being really sincere.
602
00:29:56,214 --> 00:30:00,412
If you'd like to delete
your message, please press 4.
603
00:30:03,506 --> 00:30:08,412
David, it's Mary Jane.
604
00:30:08,422 --> 00:30:13,162
I am so sorry you had to say
your last good-bye to Monk.
605
00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:17,204
Oh, God,
I know you have to be gutted.
606
00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:20,079
You loved that dog so much,
and I had always worried
607
00:30:20,089 --> 00:30:22,870
about how you would react
when this day came,
608
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,371
and I just hope you're doing
better than I think,
609
00:30:26,381 --> 00:30:30,079
which is probably really
terrible, so, gosh--
610
00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:32,579
If you are satisfied
with your message, press 1.
611
00:30:32,589 --> 00:30:34,496
To listen to your message,
press 2.
612
00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:35,496
To re-reco--
613
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:41,079
Hey, David.
614
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,954
I'm really sorry
to hear about Monk.
615
00:30:43,964 --> 00:30:46,912
He was a great dog.
616
00:30:46,922 --> 00:30:50,412
If you need to talk, I'm here.
617
00:30:50,422 --> 00:30:53,829
It's M.J. Bye.
618
00:30:59,589 --> 00:31:01,954
Well, Huggy Bear, I did it.
619
00:31:01,964 --> 00:31:04,162
In my day of journalism,
620
00:31:04,172 --> 00:31:06,496
we were told we were
the fourth pillar of democracy,
621
00:31:06,506 --> 00:31:07,579
the watch dog,
622
00:31:07,589 --> 00:31:09,329
making sure government
and industry
623
00:31:09,339 --> 00:31:10,703
were not taking advantage
624
00:31:10,713 --> 00:31:13,079
of the very people
who put them in office
625
00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:16,120
or funded their
multimillion-dollar salaries.
626
00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:18,703
I hope I was able
to shine a light on the stories
627
00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:19,995
that mattered most,
628
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:22,745
that helped you navigate
your day and perhaps--
629
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:25,703
if my ego could have
a moment--your life.
630
00:31:25,713 --> 00:31:28,120
I'm proud of the work
I've done here,
631
00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:31,703
and although I consider myself
a watch dog for the people,
632
00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:35,287
my time here has expired,
and so I say good-bye,
633
00:31:35,297 --> 00:31:37,496
with memories
of launching this network
634
00:31:37,506 --> 00:31:42,162
in hopes for a safer, more
informed and tolerant public.
635
00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:44,870
That's good.
636
00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:56,120
- Hey.
- Hey.
637
00:31:56,130 --> 00:31:57,912
Come on in.
638
00:31:57,922 --> 00:32:00,954
Sorry it took me so long
to get these things back to you.
639
00:32:00,964 --> 00:32:04,204
Oh, please. You didn't
even really need to do it.
640
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,703
Well, you never know.
641
00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:07,454
You might change your mind.
642
00:32:10,922 --> 00:32:13,120
I feel kind of silly,
you know?
643
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,287
A grown man crying over a dog.
644
00:32:15,297 --> 00:32:17,120
He wasn't just any dog.
645
00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:19,287
I miss him too.
646
00:32:19,297 --> 00:32:22,120
Besides, I-I enjoyed
watching him for you.
647
00:32:22,130 --> 00:32:24,496
Yeah, I know.
He was a good boy.
648
00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:27,037
Come on back.
649
00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:28,538
Where's Ana?
650
00:32:28,548 --> 00:32:30,870
On a plane somewhere.
651
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,246
She's trying to get it all in
before the doctor says
652
00:32:33,256 --> 00:32:34,703
she can't fly anymore.
653
00:32:36,548 --> 00:32:38,703
Look at this place,
David. I mean--
654
00:32:38,713 --> 00:32:40,579
I know. I'm depressed.
What do you expect?
655
00:32:40,589 --> 00:32:44,703
Well, you definitely need me,
then, and my happy lasagna.
656
00:33:03,422 --> 00:33:11,329
♪ ♪
657
00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:12,903
Good evening, Mr. Dewitt.
658
00:33:12,922 --> 00:33:15,306
Uh-oh. I got
called by my elder name.
659
00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,430
Congratulations.
660
00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:18,763
Thank you.
661
00:33:20,813 --> 00:33:22,829
Now, listen. I, um--
662
00:33:24,248 --> 00:33:27,412
- I feel like an apology
is in order.
- No.
663
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,579
No, I-I knew what you wanted,
664
00:33:30,589 --> 00:33:36,079
and I thought
I could show you my way.
665
00:33:36,089 --> 00:33:39,412
I-I owe you an apology.
666
00:33:39,422 --> 00:33:41,162
No, you know, I'm
sorry to keep cutting you off,
667
00:33:41,172 --> 00:33:43,954
but I really don't want you
to apologize.
668
00:33:43,964 --> 00:33:47,383
You know, one of the things
I-I liked about you, actually,
669
00:33:47,385 --> 00:33:49,093
is that you are
refreshingly honest,
670
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:52,170
so thank you for telling me
about yourself.
671
00:33:52,172 --> 00:33:55,454
I honestly don't regret a thing.
672
00:33:57,422 --> 00:33:58,829
I called to pull you in closer,
673
00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:00,954
and I feel like
you're drifting away.
674
00:34:00,964 --> 00:34:02,703
No, I'm just finding my legs
675
00:34:02,713 --> 00:34:07,037
and finally figuring out
what I do want.
676
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,287
I don't know
if marriage and kids
677
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:10,703
are in the cards for me,
but I do know
678
00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:13,037
that I want to wake up
next to somebody every day
679
00:34:13,047 --> 00:34:16,371
and see my toothbrush next
to theirs, at the very least.
680
00:34:16,381 --> 00:34:19,787
♪ I'm a black mermaid ♪
681
00:34:19,797 --> 00:34:21,703
♪ ♪
682
00:34:21,713 --> 00:34:25,371
♪ From the bottom of the sea ♪
683
00:34:25,381 --> 00:34:26,454
♪ ♪
684
00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:28,912
I got to go, Sheldon.
685
00:34:28,922 --> 00:34:31,995
♪ ♪
686
00:34:32,005 --> 00:34:35,496
Um, our relationship
started on a phone,
687
00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:38,412
and it ends here too.
688
00:34:38,422 --> 00:34:40,287
Yeah.
689
00:34:40,297 --> 00:34:42,329
♪ ♪
690
00:34:42,339 --> 00:34:44,120
Good-bye or see you later?
691
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:48,287
♪ ♪
692
00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:49,870
Good-bye.
693
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,412
♪ I'm here for you to love me ♪
694
00:34:53,422 --> 00:34:55,079
Take care of yourself.
695
00:34:55,089 --> 00:34:59,496
♪ I'll be here
for all the time ♪
696
00:34:59,506 --> 00:35:01,703
♪ ♪
697
00:35:01,713 --> 00:35:04,412
♪ And I will wait for you
to see me ♪
698
00:35:04,422 --> 00:35:06,995
♪ And to understand ♪
699
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:12,454
♪ That a woman can restore
the soul of any broken man ♪
700
00:35:12,464 --> 00:35:15,454
♪ If you can look beyond
the waves and... ♪
701
00:35:15,464 --> 00:35:17,454
I can't believe
she doesn't like dogs.
702
00:35:18,922 --> 00:35:21,204
Lisa, my life hasn't been
my own in quite some time,
703
00:35:21,214 --> 00:35:23,037
so if she doesn't want dogs
around
704
00:35:23,047 --> 00:35:24,787
'cause the baby's coming,
well then...
705
00:35:24,797 --> 00:35:26,204
That may work for now,
but that's something
706
00:35:26,214 --> 00:35:29,496
you're gonna have to talk out
and figure out.
707
00:35:29,506 --> 00:35:31,954
Yeah. You know what?
708
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,954
I'm tired of talking about me.
709
00:35:33,964 --> 00:35:35,870
What's going on with you?
710
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,787
Business today.
711
00:35:37,797 --> 00:35:39,703
Me and Adam are thinking
about splitting up,
712
00:35:39,713 --> 00:35:41,079
which would be cool.
713
00:35:41,089 --> 00:35:43,162
I mean, I could just open
my own smaller office,
714
00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:45,496
and let's see.
715
00:35:45,506 --> 00:35:46,995
I'm sure you've already heard
716
00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:49,287
Mary Jane and I had
a horrible fight.
717
00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:52,912
No. Me and Mary Jane
don't talk anymore.
718
00:35:52,922 --> 00:35:56,037
Oh. I thought the two of you
were at least still cordial.
719
00:35:56,047 --> 00:35:58,412
Well...
720
00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:00,912
How you doing? You look good.
721
00:36:00,922 --> 00:36:02,079
I am.
722
00:36:02,089 --> 00:36:03,412
Your friend Valerie,
723
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:06,204
she recommended me
to a really good therapist.
724
00:36:06,214 --> 00:36:07,538
- Really?
- Yeah.
725
00:36:07,548 --> 00:36:08,870
That's really cool, Lis.
726
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,579
It's official;
I suffer from depression.
727
00:36:11,589 --> 00:36:14,703
Oh. I'm sorry
about the joke before.
728
00:36:14,713 --> 00:36:17,287
Please. I am figuring out
all my issues.
729
00:36:17,297 --> 00:36:18,870
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
730
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,329
Figured out some triggers.
731
00:36:20,339 --> 00:36:21,454
That's really good, man.
732
00:36:21,464 --> 00:36:23,714
- I was hoping that she'd be able--
- Yeah, you're one.
733
00:36:26,089 --> 00:36:28,954
- Me?
- You.
734
00:36:28,964 --> 00:36:31,204
Why? How?
735
00:36:31,214 --> 00:36:32,287
Come on, David.
736
00:36:32,297 --> 00:36:33,287
Come on, what?
737
00:36:33,297 --> 00:36:35,037
Where are we going? What?
738
00:36:35,047 --> 00:36:38,246
Look, you've always known
I've had feelings for you.
739
00:36:38,256 --> 00:36:39,787
Yeah, we're friends.
740
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,079
Don't do that, David.
741
00:36:41,089 --> 00:36:42,703
Don't do what?
742
00:36:42,713 --> 00:36:45,287
Look, I know you don't share
the same feelings as me.
743
00:36:45,297 --> 00:36:48,079
I'm clear about that.
744
00:36:48,089 --> 00:36:51,496
I'm just ready to own the fact
that I carry feelings for you.
745
00:36:51,506 --> 00:36:54,037
I'm not proud of it.
746
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:57,412
And, in fact, I have a lot
of guilt surrounding it,
747
00:36:57,422 --> 00:36:59,162
and I want to tell Mary Jane.
748
00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:01,703
Ugh, if I just--
I know she may never forgive me,
749
00:37:01,713 --> 00:37:03,703
but if I'm ever gonna have
a chance
750
00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:05,538
of regaining
my relationship with her,
751
00:37:05,548 --> 00:37:08,120
I need to begin again
in truth.
752
00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:09,829
Oh, my God.
753
00:37:09,839 --> 00:37:12,954
What is happening to me?
754
00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:19,079
Hey.
755
00:37:19,089 --> 00:37:20,787
What are you doing?
756
00:37:20,797 --> 00:37:24,162
- Heading home.
- What are you doing?
757
00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:26,829
Negro, do not act like
me loving you is new for you.
758
00:37:26,839 --> 00:37:28,329
Well, then how
I am supposed to act?
759
00:37:28,339 --> 00:37:29,870
'Cause that's exactly
what this is.
760
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,496
No, you cannot act
like I got here by myself.
761
00:37:32,506 --> 00:37:33,870
Lisa, look.
762
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,496
I understand that that one night
meant a lot to you--
763
00:37:36,506 --> 00:37:38,912
That night and all the ones
that followed.
764
00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:40,745
Oral sex is still sex.
765
00:37:40,755 --> 00:37:43,538
Don't act
like I'm in this alone.
766
00:37:43,548 --> 00:37:44,745
Don't act like you don't know
767
00:37:44,755 --> 00:37:48,703
what affection from a woman
feels like.
768
00:37:48,713 --> 00:37:51,412
I am not proud of it,
but I own it.
769
00:37:51,422 --> 00:37:52,870
Okay, this is ridiculous.
770
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,912
When Mary Jane kicked you out
when you broke up,
771
00:37:55,922 --> 00:37:58,703
who was rubbing your back,
letting you crash on my couch
772
00:37:58,713 --> 00:38:00,703
until you figured out
your next move?
773
00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:03,496
When you were sick,
who was getting soup for you?
774
00:38:03,506 --> 00:38:05,579
And when all of this stuff
with Mary Jane was going on,
775
00:38:05,589 --> 00:38:07,870
who told you about the sperm?
776
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,829
And who took care of your dog
all the damn time
777
00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:11,703
when you were flying
out of town?
778
00:38:11,713 --> 00:38:13,329
I mean, hell,
look who is cooking
779
00:38:13,339 --> 00:38:14,912
and cleaning for you now.
780
00:38:14,922 --> 00:38:17,454
And who gave you 50 grand
for your company?
781
00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,412
That was an investment, Lisa,
and you know it was.
782
00:38:20,422 --> 00:38:24,829
No. That was a woman in love
with you giving you money.
783
00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:27,329
But it was easier
for you to not believe it,
784
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:28,412
because it benefitted you.
785
00:38:28,422 --> 00:38:30,287
That was an investment.
786
00:38:30,297 --> 00:38:31,538
You were paid back.
787
00:38:31,548 --> 00:38:32,787
We have paperwork.
788
00:38:32,797 --> 00:38:34,329
That's all it was?
789
00:38:34,339 --> 00:38:35,703
Does Mary Jane know about it?
790
00:38:37,713 --> 00:38:39,246
You didn't tell M.J.
about the money
791
00:38:39,256 --> 00:38:40,703
or the other stuff,
792
00:38:40,713 --> 00:38:43,538
because you feel
just as guilty as I do.
793
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,703
♪ ♪
794
00:39:15,713 --> 00:39:19,703
♪ I'm a black mermaid ♪
795
00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:21,454
♪ ♪
796
00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:24,162
♪ From the bottom of the sea ♪
797
00:39:24,172 --> 00:39:26,703
♪ ♪
798
00:39:26,713 --> 00:39:30,454
♪ I will teach you
how to love me ♪
799
00:39:30,464 --> 00:39:32,329
♪ ♪
800
00:39:32,339 --> 00:39:36,703
♪ In the greatness,
I will lead you ♪