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Alpha team, on six.
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Mr. Anderson, LAPD.
Open up.
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Take it down.
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How may I help you?
Ugh!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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I don't know what you're looking
for, but it's not here.
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Bedroom one... nothing.
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Nothing in bedroom two.
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Oh, thank god you're here.
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Damn it!
Nothing in the bathroom.
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- Sorry to disturb you sir.
- No, no, no!
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I've been here for six months.
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I told you.
There's nothing here.
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Ripped By mstoll
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It's here.
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Mr. Anderson, it's illegal
to have a pet ferret
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in the state of California.
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You're going away
for a long time.
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Let's take out the trash.
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You were right about Anderson.
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He did have an illegal ferret.
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Anderson may have
had the ferret,
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but he definitely didn't
bring him into the state.
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We got to find out
who's running this thing.
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I think we've let him sweat
long enough.
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- How you doing, Ian?
- Pretty good.
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Wrong answer.
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- Fine?
- That's more like it.
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You're looking at 50 years
for possession of a ferret,
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unless you're willing
to play ball.
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We could use
another power hitter.
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Where'd you get it?
Just give me a name.
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Don't you have a name?
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Yeah, it's Angie,
but I never liked it.
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- How about Meegan?
- Where'd you get the ferret?
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If I tell you his name,
he'll kill me.
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"If I tell you his name,
he'll kill me."
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"If I tell you
his name, he'll kill me."
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No, no. It's more like,
"He's gonna kill me.
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The bad guy,
I'm afraid he's gonna kill me."
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I got it. I got it.
It's like,
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"I'm a dead man
if I tell you his name.
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Nyah, nyah, nyah."
- That's really good.
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- That's really good.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
His name is...
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Aah! Aah!
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Alan.
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- Uh, Oscar.
- Arthur.
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- Arthur. Arthur?
- Ira.
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Ira. Ira?
Ira?
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Oh.
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I wish I could fall asleep
that fast.
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I just toss and turn.
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Tribeca, Geils!
Get out here.
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We have a problem.
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What are you doing here?
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Hello, Meegan.
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I heard you were thinking
about changing your name.
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How'd I know that?
Because I'm Fish and Game,
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and we know everything.
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Bless you.
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What?
Damn it.
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This is special agent
Laurie Partridge,
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Fish and Game Division,
Rodent Task Force.
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The best of the best
of the best.
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I believe
you have a ferret for me.
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That ferret is evidence
from our bust, Laurie.
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Wait, is there some
history here?
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As a matter of fact,
this building used to be
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a ball bearing factory.
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Aah!
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Tribeca and I were roommates
in the Academy.
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We were like brothers, except
we were girls and unrelated.
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That all ended when we were
both up for the same spot
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in the Fish and Game Division
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and Laurie
threw me under the bus.
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You fell under that bus,
and I thought
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that was water under the bridge.
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It was a dry riverbed,
and you know it.
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- Didn't we bury the hatchet?
- You buried the hatchet.
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It was my favorite hatchet,
and I never found it.
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All right, since
you have no axe to grind,
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I'll be taking that ferret.
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Lieutenant,
you're gonna let this happen?
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Sorry, Tribeca,
we have no choice.
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It's Fish and Game's game.
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Its a multimillion dollar
underground ferret operation,
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and we could bust
the whole thing right now.
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Why don't you go back
to solving people murders
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and leave the real police work
to us?
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- You son of a...
- It's not worth it, Tribeca!
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Oh, you need your partner
to bail you out?
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- You son of a...
- It's not worth it!
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Is this the kind of precinct
you run?
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- You son of a...
- Hey, hey, it's not worth it.
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You better watch out,
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or I'll have to take your
partner to animal control.
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You son of a...
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- It's not worth it!
- Nice try, missy.
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You already went.
Back of the line.
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LAPD. Hmm.
Bunch of animals.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Without that ferret,
we're back to square one.
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Oh, you mean this ferret?
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How did you...
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I'm pausing so you can tell us.
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It was simple.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Nice work, Scholls.
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It's okay, sweetie,
you're safe now.
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Ow!
You son of a...
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It's not worth it!
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Dr. Edelweiss
will be able to tell us
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where this ferret came from.
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What can I do for you,
Detectives Tribeca and Julie?
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Sorry, Gails.
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Sorry, Geles.
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Sorry, Gills.
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Sorry, Gladstone.
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Oh, this isn't more efficient
at all.
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What can I do for you?
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We're hoping you could tell us
about our furry little friend.
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Oh, very well.
Greg!
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Yeah?
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We were actually talking
about the ferret.
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Sorry, Greg.
Never mind.
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Sure, I understand.
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We need some help figuring out
where this thing is from.
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He's not a thing.
He's a living creature.
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More specifically, it's a rare
Himalayan soft belly.
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Now, lucky for us, ferrets
eat everything in their path,
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so all we have to do
is look inside its belly,
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find out where it's been,
and possibly,
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that might lead us
to the smuggler.
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Well, let's cut this bad boy
open, then.
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You can't cut open this ferret.
He's a human being.
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Actually, he's a she.
You can tell by her teats.
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Don't worry, detective.
As the expression goes,
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there's more than one way
to look inside a ferret.
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I spent some time
as a veterinary gynecologist.
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I don't think that's a thing.
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Yes, and a judge agreed
with you.
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Now, let's see
what we have here.
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Looks like she ate an apple.
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That's good.
Apples, apples, apples.
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Uh, apples, orchard,
farm, Granny Smith,
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Grandma, nursing home,
soft food, applesauce.
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Apples, apples, orchard, farm.
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Granny Smith?
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Grandma, nursing home,
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soft food, applesauce,
apples, farm.
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Granny Smith, grandma,
nursing home,
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soft foods, applesauce, apples.
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Let's just keep looking,
shall we?
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Hey, that's my badge.
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And those are my handcuffs.
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Are you guys looking at me?
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Ooh, that's interesting.
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I thought we had
just one valuable ferret.
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In fact, we have six.
She's pregnant.
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- Adorable.
- Disgusting.
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Six Himalayan soft bellies.
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On the black market,
in today's economy,
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I would say that puts
our mystery supplier out
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roughly $193,850.
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That's a lot of money
for a sack of long rats.
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It doesn't bring us any closer
to figuring out
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who the supplier is.
- Hey, what's that?
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It appears to be a cufflink.
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Zoom in.
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F. B.
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Looks like we found our first...
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lead.
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I don't get it.
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This guy runs
an animal rights charity.
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How could he get caught up
in illegal ferrets?
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I don't know, but I do know
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that I have a lot of questions
for Mr. Frontbut.
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It is pronounced "Frount boot."
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- Thank you for seeing us.
- Mm.
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Yes, my animal conservation
efforts keep me very busy,
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but it is my life's passion,
or as we say in German...
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es ist eine arbeit der liebe!
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Oh, such a beautiful language.
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Danke.
Mr. Frontbut.
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"Frount boot."
Fr...
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- Front?
- "Frount boot."
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- "Frountbut."
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- "Frount boot."
- "Frount."
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- "Frount boot."
- "Frount boot."
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"Frount."
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- Frontbut.
- No, sir. Sir?
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It's "Frount boot."
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Frontbut.
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No, you're not making any effort
to change the sounds.
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- Mr. "Froont boot."
- Frontbut.
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You wouldn't happen
to know anything
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about illegal ferret
trafficking, would you?
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No, no.
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No, I have devoted my entire
life to protecting animals,
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not to exploiting them.
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And for the record,
I love ferrets.
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I believe they deserve
much better than to be pets.
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That's very admirable, but you
are aware that since the ban,
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the price of illegal ferrets
has skyrocketed.
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Oh, yeah, it has...
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which is terrible.
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Someone stands to make
a lot of money
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smuggling them into the state.
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If I were rolling
in illegal ferret money,
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would I be hosting a charity
poker tournament tonight
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with a $50,000 buy-in?
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$193,850?
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That's an oddly specific number.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, never mind.
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I've dabbled in poker.
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Is this tournament open
to anyone?
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Absolutely.
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Anyone who has
the $50,000 buy-in.
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One last question.
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Any idea
how your cufflink was found
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inside an illegal ferret?
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Well, I travel
all over the world.
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It may have fallen when
I was in the mountains.
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You know, these Himalayan soft
bellies, they'll eat anything.
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I didn't say
it was a Himalayan soft belly.
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- You didn't say it wasn't.
- Damn it, he's good.
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Thank you.
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So, if there's nothing else,
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I have a very busy day
protecting animals.
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Guten tag.
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We got to get into
this tournament.
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Where are we gonna get $50,000?
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We'll figure it out.
Let's just hope...
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that Laurie Partridge
doesn't get in our way.
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Aah!
Once again, Tribeca,
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you see that there's nothing
you can possess
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that the Fish and Game
cannot take away.
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No, not Ferret Fawcett.
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And as for your decoy,
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the joke's on you
because they were delicious.
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And now I'm off
to take down Frontbut.
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Toodles.
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We're getting that money.
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$50,000?
Are you nuts?
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It's the only way
to take Frontbut down.
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If we win, he has no money
to run his ferret network.
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I'm not gonna let you risk the
department's money on a gamble.
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It's only gambling
if there's chance involved,
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and I've never lost at poker.
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The only way to get
that kind of money
253
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,438
would be to shut the police
department down for a day.
254
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,599
Is that what you want?
All right, let's give it a try.
255
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,524
All right, Tribeca,
there is another option.
256
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:42,863
There is one place we could get
our hands on that kind of money,
257
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,233
but it is gonna
be a hell of a reach.
258
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,339
Yeah, I can't...
259
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,809
Geils, can you get up?
260
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,311
- Yeah.
- I can't get it. I can't.
261
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,711
It's so...
262
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,011
- Yeah.
- You got it?
263
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,745
You know, my fingers
are touching it,
264
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,379
but I think I'm pushing it back.
- Don't push it back.
265
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,547
Just step aside, okay?
266
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,250
I-I got it.
I got it.
267
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,156
Well done, Tribeca.
268
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,388
Swear jar...
I forgot about this.
269
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,522
All right.
270
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,498
We're $1 short.
271
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,228
- Shit!
- Oh! Oh!
272
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,827
Oops. That's on me, guys.
Sorry.
273
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,830
- All right, let's go.
- Perfect.
274
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,239
Be careful out there, you guys.
275
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:31,642
Hey.
276
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,378
That's a cute little number.
277
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,249
Thanks. Let's go.
278
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,415
Oh, detectives.
279
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,119
I'm so surprised to see you
at such a high-stakes game.
280
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,093
You know what the buy-in is.
281
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,789
Yes, it's the minimum amount
you have to pay
282
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,559
to enter a poker tournament.
283
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,224
Have a seat.
284
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:13,150
Hello, Tribeca.
285
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,659
Partridge!
Stand down.
286
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,491
This is my bust.
287
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,691
And this... is my bust.
288
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:25,703
The game is Texas Hold 'Em.
Minimum bet... $10,000.
289
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,432
Are you sure about this?
290
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,337
I told you, I've never lost.
291
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,638
You don't play the cards.
You play the players.
292
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,405
Everyone has a tell.
293
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,243
My cards suck!
I got no chance of winning.
294
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,814
I've got two 7 s!
295
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,978
A Jack and a 5.
Oy vey.
296
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,713
I'm all-in.
297
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,190
What the hell are you doing?
298
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,692
You didn't even
look at your cards.
299
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,160
It's called bluffing.
300
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,629
I fold.
301
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,427
I fold.
302
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,728
I fold.
303
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,702
I'm all-in, as well.
304
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:09,772
I have a 3 and a card
that tells you how to play.
305
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,183
- Pair of Kings.
- Oh, good lord.
306
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,187
Don't worry,
we get five more cards.
307
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:20,282
King, King, King, King, King.
Seven Kings wins.
308
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,486
- Damn it!
- You told me you never lose.
309
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,962
Don't feel bad, detectives.
As we say in Germany...
310
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,761
es war ein vergnugen,
mit ihnen zu spielen!
311
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,462
I don't have to listen to this.
We won the war.
312
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,535
Vodka rocks.
313
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,971
I'm sorry, Tribeca.
I thought I had it back there.
314
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,515
We're not out yet.
315
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:45,811
I think I know
how we can get some money.
316
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,284
We just need some help.
317
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,254
Good luck with that.
I'm gonna get some air.
318
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,313
All right, Tribeca.
I'ma see what I can do.
319
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,489
Mother
320
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,465
Dumb
321
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,563
Stupid...
uh, a little help here?
322
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,636
I think this is gonna
take too long.
323
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,970
Thanks, anyway.
Never mind.
324
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,476
- Damn it.
- Wait.
325
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,980
- Let me buy you back in.
- Why?
326
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,573
It took us six years
to get this close to Frontbut.
327
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,017
- You did it in two days.
- One day, actually.
328
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,576
Damn it, I hate you so much.
329
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,589
Why?
What did I do to you?
330
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,784
I was always the best
at everything,
331
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,952
and then I met you
in the Academy, and suddenly,
332
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:33,829
I was "Most likely to be
overshadowed by Angie Tribeca."
333
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,594
You still carry that around
with you?
334
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,637
Every day.
335
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,502
The crazy thing is, I always
thought that you were the best.
336
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,700
Can't we just agree
to both be the best,
337
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,676
only I'm slightly better?
338
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,041
Yeah, I can live with that.
339
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,617
Thank you, Laurie Partridge.
340
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,880
Come on, get happy.
341
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:04,794
Take the lunch pail...
leave the sandwich.
342
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,562
Hmm.
343
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,768
Well, it looks like it's down
to you and me, Tribeca.
344
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,436
Shall we make this
a little more interesting?
345
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,639
No, let's keep it
exactly this interesting.
346
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,922
$10,000.
347
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,590
What are we going to do about
that chip on your shoulder?
348
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,830
Oh.
349
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,699
I see your $10,000.
There it is.
350
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,939
And I raise you $40,000.
351
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:35,783
Hmm.
352
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,651
All-in.
353
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,089
I call.
354
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,565
Tribeca.
355
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,864
It's me.
What do you have?
356
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,597
Two pair.
357
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,799
You should have
learned from your friend.
358
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,739
Don't bluff a bluffer.
359
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,576
Full house.
360
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:07,507
I've only got two pair
of two 9s.
361
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,453
Ooh!
362
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,923
Huh! Yeah!
Walked right into that one!
363
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,426
Not so fast!
364
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,020
I'm afraid you can't take the
money at any pace, detective.
365
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,466
Danke, Fish and Game.
366
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,934
How did you know?
367
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,131
You and your associates
are not exactly subtle.
368
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,665
Drop the guns
and back away slowly!
369
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:35,679
Now, you and I are going to
collect these chips,
370
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,011
exchange them for cash,
and then I'm going to continue
371
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,608
to smuggle illegal ferrets
into the state of California.
372
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,085
Not on my watch!
373
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,485
Huh?
374
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:44,715
Geils!
375
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,048
Oh!
376
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,494
Oh! I feel fuzzy.
377
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,030
Wait,
this is a tranquilizer gun?
378
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,123
Of course, it is.
We're Fish and Game.
379
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,830
Ow!
380
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,564
This is way lighter
than a real gun.
381
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,196
Ah!
382
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,846
It's going to take
more than one dart
383
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,882
to stop the likes
of Helmut Frontbut.
384
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,775
That should do it.
385
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,547
Got my heart.
386
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:26,556
You're going down.
387
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,066
Nein.
388
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:35,039
You have
the right to remain... sleepy.
389
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,098
You...
390
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:44,105
...will never
take me... awake.
391
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:52,949
Helmut Frontbut,
you're under arrest for...
392
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,896
Terrific work, Tribeca.
393
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,097
If you want, I could put in
a word for you at Fish and Game.
394
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,037
No, thanks.
I'm good here.
395
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,597
I guess this is goodbye, then.
396
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,904
I guess it is.
397
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:15,069
- Whoa.
- I'm... I'm sorry, I...
398
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,274
I must have misread this.
399
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,680
That's okay.
400
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,012
Okay. See ya.
401
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,576
All right. Hey.
402
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,178
I get it.
I totally get it.
403
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,682
Okay. Take care.
404
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,192
You, too.
405
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,092
- No.
- All right, I'll see ya.
406
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:44,500
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