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[Elevator bell dings]
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- [Grunts]
- Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, my neighbor died,
and he left me this cool couch.
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I thought it would be good
in the break room.
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Let me give you a hand.
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No, no, no.
I got it.
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Boy, you don't need anybody,
do you?
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You know, sometimes it's okay
to let someone help you.
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Yeah, I'll remember that.
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[Rock music plays]
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[Officer Dave screaming]
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[Screaming]
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You've got some nodes
on your vocal cords.
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Nodes?!
What the hell are nodes?
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You wanted to see us, sir?
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Yeah, don't mind
the butcher here.
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I'm just having
my insurance physical.
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Afraid we got
a killing spree on our hands.
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The word "spree" makes
it sound fun, but it isn't.
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There's been a murder
on the last three
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Thursday night evening
flights from New York to L.A.,
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all in first class.
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Sounds like someone
has it out for rich people.
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When are rich people
gonna get a break?
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You two, head over to LAX,
figure out what is going on.
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Meanwhile,
the plane's been grounded.
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Why?
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Got in late.
Didn't do its homework.
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We're on it, Lieutenant.
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[Air hisses]
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How's the pressure, doc?
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400/300.
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[Air hisses]
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The yoga's really working.
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[Dramatic tone plays]
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Welcome aboard.
May I see your boarding pass?
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3A. 3B.
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Enjoy your investigation.
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[Police radio chatter]
What do we got, Scholls?
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The deceased's name is
George Prickly... 42, Caucasian,
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white, early 40s.
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Is this gonna take long?
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I have a meeting
in Playa Vista in 15 minutes.
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Wait, are we sure he's dead?
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Yes, the nerves are
the last thing to die,
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so the body may experience some
postmortem reflexive movement.
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If he were alive,
would I do this?
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Ripped By mstoll
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Where's my warm cookie?
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Do we know how he died?
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I do.
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Is there anyone
from the flight crew
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we can talk to who might have
witnessed the murder?
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The first-class flight attendant
was on duty the entire time,
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a Vivian Tribeca.
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Oh, no.
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[Southern accent]
My ears are burning!
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Angie Tribeca,
as I live and breathe.
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Are you guys related?
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She's my second cousin
once removed.
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- Why was she removed?
- Because she's really annoying.
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Hey, Vivian.
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And who is this extra-large
helping of banana man pie?
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Those flirtatious gestures are
making me really like her.
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So, Vivian, I forgot
that you work at Air Jordan now.
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It does help me stay
out of trouble.
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What helps you stay
out of trouble?
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Well, I've got my police work.
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I like to go to the gym
as often as I can.
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Whatever you're doing,
it's working for you.
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Okay, Vivian, what can you
tell us about Mr. Prickly?
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Excuse my language,
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but he was a real bee
in my bonnet.
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"More this.
Less that."
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But I certainly didn't wish
any harm on him.
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Oh, I just feel woozy
thinking about it.
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Ohh.
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[Gasps]
Let me help you.
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VIVIAN: [sighs]
Thank you, sir.
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I don't know
what's wrong with me.
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Well, you've been through a very
traumatic situation, ma'am.
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It's brave of you
to even talk to us.
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Me? Brave?
[Sighs]
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My goodness gracious
to bitsy Betsy,
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if you aren't
the most wonderful gentleman
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on god's great big blue marble.
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[Retches]
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Vivian, we need you to focus up
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and answer some questions
about what happened.
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Take it easy, Tribeca.
She's been through a lot.
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Do you need a ride home, Vivian?
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Yes, I think taken to bed would
be in my best interest.
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I'm just so scared.
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Why don't I drive
your cousin home,
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and you finish up here?
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We're in the middle
of an investigation, Geils.
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You don't need me.
You're fine on your own.
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VIVIAN:
Oh, my word.
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My buttons seem
to have come undone.
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I can't believe that works.
It's so obvious.
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[Southern accent]
"Ooh, I'm so sweaty.
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My underwear
just went sliding off."
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Want to grab
a cup of coffee sometime?
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TRIBECA: Come up with anything
from the passenger manifests?
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Two.
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There's 800 names
on the manifest.
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And how many
were on all three flights?
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40. And then we eliminated
the kids, the elderly,
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and members of the clergy.
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And how many did that leave?
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Two... Julia Gaffney
and Gordon Manhattan.
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Why don't you interview Gaffney?
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I'll take Manhattan with Geils,
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if I can ever pry him
away from my cousin.
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Hi.
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Uh, two chicken and two carnitas
for my friend here.
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Wait a minute.
Are you jealous, Tribeca?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Don't sweat it, Tribeca.
There's nothing wrong
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with admitting
that you need somebody.
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I don't need anybody,
and I never will.
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Never say "never."
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[Dramatic tone plays,
children shouting playfully]
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Uh, I take the kids to New York
because my mother lives there.
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Uh, Julian, for god's sakes,
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get the detective's pen
out of your nose.
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He's not contagious anymore.
You're fine.
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[Baby cries]
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Do you recall seeing this man
on last week's flight?
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Yeah. That guy... you know...
oh, Grace, come on!
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Leave the detective alone.
- [Whimpers]
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Uh, sorry. Yes.
So, we were at the airport...
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and that's the guy
who started yelling at my kids.
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[Pounding] I mean, nobody
yells at my kids.
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For god's sakes, Philip!
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Here, take her, will you?
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Come here.
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Do you remember
what happened last time?
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You were 7.
Now you're 5.
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[Sighs]
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Let me cut to the chase, ma'am.
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Um, this guy was found
murdered on your flight.
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Oh, and you think
I have the time
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to put together a murder?
[Laughs]
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I mean, I wish I c...
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Keith Urban
Harrison Ford Gaffney!
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What have I told you about
the riding mower in the house?!
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[Crying] Okay, ma'am.
No further questions.
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[Children laughing]
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GRACE:
You're the cutest puppy.
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[Dramatic tone plays]
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Man: [speaking indistinctly
over P.A.]
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[Tools whirring]
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Sorry I'm late.
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Vivian came down
with a case of the vapors...
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at least,
that's what she declared.
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I couldn't care less.
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Let's just find out
what this guy knows.
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Excuse me, we're looking
for Gordon Manhattan.
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GORDON: That's me.
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L.A.P.D., sir.
We want to talk to you
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about your recent flight
from New York.
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Are you aware that someone was
murdered on that flight
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and now he's dead?
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We need you to tell us
if you recognize this man.
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GORDON:
Hold on.
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GORDON:
Oh, that guy?
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Whoever killed him deserves
an award.
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What makes you say that?
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I've been saving miles
for years now,
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commuting back and forth to
New York to see the girlfriend.
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I finally get the upgrade.
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That's when
this jackass steps up
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and pays cash for the last seat
in first class.
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He actually turned to me
and said, "Boo-hoo."
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So that's why you killed him.
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Believe me...
I would have killed him,
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but they don't let
people in coach
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kill people in first class.
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That's true.
That's a rule.
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So this is a dead end.
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Why don't we get
back to the precinct
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and see if forensics had
better luck?
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Thank you for your time, sir.
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You're welcome.
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I hope you found something
because we have no leads
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and the next murder flight
leaves in three hours.
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I hope you found something
because we have no leads
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and the next murder flight
leaves in three hours.
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As a matter of fact, we did.
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Dr. Edelweiss?
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EDELWEISS: Ah, detectives.
I'll be right with you.
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[Intense music plays]
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[Intense music continues]
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[Intense music stops]
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Dr. Scholls,
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show the detectives
what you showed me.
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We found something interesting
in the victim's lungs.
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Phew!
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Killed by a chicken.
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Unlikely.
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There were only two chickens
on that flight,
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and they both have alibis.
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However, these feathers match
exactly the ones found
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in an airplane pillow.
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The cause of death was
asphyxiation,
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or smothering in layman's terms.
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What does "layman's terms" mean?
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So, who's the killer?
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Well, perhaps if we test
one of these feathers
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in the gas chromatograph,
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it may point us to something
the killer was exposed to.
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[Switch clicks, air hisses]
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[Gas hissing]
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Traces of, um, salbutamol.
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[Chuckles]
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And traces
of ipratropium bromide...
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chemicals commonly found
in standard inhalers.
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Mm.
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[Inhales sharply]
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[Straining]
Your killer's an asthmatic.
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[Dramatic tone plays]
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The two of you on a plane
cut off from backup?
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It's too risky!
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You don't even know
what you're looking for.
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We know
the murderer is asthmatic,
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and if the pattern holds,
he's gonna kill
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another first-class
passenger tonight.
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Also, I'm really worried about
Vivian on that plane by herself.
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She's a flight attendant.
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What's your problem with Vivian?
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I'm just so sick
of her helpless routine.
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You know what I like
about your cousin, Angie?
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She's not afraid of admitting
she needs somebody.
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Also, amazing breasts.
I felt like it had to be said.
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If you kids are finished,
we have a murderer to catch.
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You, me, Tanner, and Geils are
going undercover on that flight,
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that is, if you two think
you can work together.
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- Mumble, mumble.
- I'm sorry?
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[Clicks tongue]
I said, "Mumble, mumble."
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All right.
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Let's go stop a murder.
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[Ominous tones play]
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Now?
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Wait.
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[Ominous tones continue]
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[Dramatic music plays]
Now.
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[radio chatter]
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Pilot.
Co-pilot.
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- Flight attendant.
- Flight attendant.
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[Exhaling melodically]
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43d.
253
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,053
Yes!
A row to myself!
254
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,427
[Chuckles]
255
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,592
43C and "E."
[Sighs]
256
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,999
Oh, look who it is.
257
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,663
Grace, Julian, go sit
next to your uncle detective.
258
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,433
Here you go.
259
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,498
Grab that for me.
Okay.
260
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,440
Uh, yeah, Keith, to the back.
261
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,603
Ben, James.
262
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,977
[Children laughing]
263
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,811
Can I have a hot towel, please?
264
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,876
Of course, sir.
265
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,580
Thank you.
266
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,084
[Sighs]
267
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,385
VIVIAN: There is no need
to raise your voice
268
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,021
at me like that, sir.
269
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,464
You may use your leaf blower
when we have reached 10,000 feet
270
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,001
and not a moment before.
271
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,701
If you're not careful,
they'll drive you crazy.
272
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,934
Sometimes, just to amuse myself,
273
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,943
I serve them toilet water.
274
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,069
Here you go, sir.
275
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,547
Mmm, air juice.
276
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,575
[Dramatic tone plays]
277
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,779
[radio chatter]
278
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,448
I guess we should take off.
279
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,354
I didn't know
you could fly a plane.
280
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,484
I can't.
I thought you could.
281
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,730
How hard could it be?
282
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,093
[Cellphone chimes]
283
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,396
How do you fly a 767?
[Cellphone chimes]
284
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,562
FEMALE VOICE: Playing James Taylor,
"You've Got a Friend."
285
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:19,763
No!
286
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,604
Give it a shot.
287
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,737
[Engines turn over, rev]
288
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:30,145
Good job, Geils.
289
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,684
You know, this actually
might be fun.
290
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,583
What about a little music?
291
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:35,745
Absolutely.
292
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,118
[Cellphone chimes]
293
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,714
Play James Taylor's
"You've Got a Friend."
294
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,728
The Boeing 767 is one of the
most user-friendly aircraft
295
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,889
in the fleet.
296
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:49,765
[Engine humming]
297
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,564
[Shouting]
This is your pilot!
298
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,071
It looks like we've reached
our cruising altitude of...
299
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,869
ATKINS: [calm, deep voice]
35,000 feet.
300
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,171
Looks like a smooth flight
to New York, so relax,
301
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,702
enjoy the ride,
and watch out for the murderer.
302
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,716
[Laughs]
303
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,842
Psst.
304
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,715
It's me.
305
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,084
See anything suspicious?
306
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,452
Negative.
307
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,081
Still on the lookout
for an inhaler
308
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,649
and anyone trying
to kill someone with a pillow.
309
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,058
Good thinking.
310
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,562
I'm gonna go study up on landing
before we get there.
311
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,689
Hey, Geils.
312
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,995
Yeah, you need something?
313
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,531
No.
314
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,571
Just be careful.
315
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,038
Will do.
316
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,741
Ohh!
317
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,006
[Winces]
318
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,949
Aah.
[Sobbing]
319
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,749
Hey!
[Sneezes]
320
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,923
Never mind.
321
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,558
[Grunts]
322
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,071
- Excuse me.
- Hm?
323
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,800
Could I get another diet soda?
324
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,239
Sure thing, sugar blossom.
325
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,674
And can I get the can?
326
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,643
I'm so sorry, sir,
but it is our policy
327
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,145
to serve you a small cup of soda
328
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,205
and leave the mostly full can
on the cart.
329
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,909
This is B.S.
330
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,952
How come sometimes you get
the can and sometimes you don't?
331
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,146
Sir, I'm gonna ask you not
to use that language with me.
332
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,656
You are in the presence
of a lady, after all.
333
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,919
This is first class,
and you're a waitress,
334
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,553
so bring me the can
or bring me the pilot.
335
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,494
Sir, I declare
you are being as rude
336
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,031
as a crocodile with a bellyache.
337
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,794
Bring me the can, sky whore.
338
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,529
[Dramatic music plays]
339
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,696
I'll give you the can!
Here's your can! You like it?!
340
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,705
[Muffled screaming]
You like that can?!
341
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,604
You got the whole can
all to yourself!
342
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,267
[Wheezing]
343
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,141
Would you be a dear
and hold this for a minute?
344
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,270
[Muffled screaming continues]
345
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,178
[Inhaler hisses]
346
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,649
It was you, Vivian!
347
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,980
You're the murderer.
348
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,781
These people
just have no manners,
349
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,822
and that is something
I will not tolerate.
350
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,586
Hand over the pillow, Vivian.
351
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:54,785
Ohh!
352
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,828
[Grunting]
353
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,364
Ohh!
354
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,961
Oh, can I get a blanket, please?
355
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,161
Yes, of course.
356
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,898
[Dramatic music continues,
stops]
357
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,837
Excuse me.
I ordered the kosher meal.
358
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,103
Oh, I am so sorry, ma'am.
359
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,303
[Dramatic music continues,
stops]
360
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,244
Excuse me.
My movie's not loading.
361
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,747
We had to reset the system.
362
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,043
It's gonna take
about 10 minutes, sir.
363
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,142
This is the worst day
of my life.
364
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,218
Excuse me.
I'm having chest pains.
365
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,984
Clear!
[Paddles whine]
366
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,585
[Thump]
[Grunts]
367
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,824
Oh, that's much better.
Thank you.
368
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,763
[Dramatic music continues]
369
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,864
Freeze, Vivian!
370
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,205
Put your hands
in the full upright position!
371
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,177
[Dramatic music continues]
372
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,888
[Beep]
373
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,220
We'll be right with you.
374
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,061
I spy with my little eye
375
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,662
something that starts
with a... "C."
376
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,730
Cloud.
377
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,332
You're good at this.
378
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,274
[Gunshot]
Tribeca, report in.
379
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,336
It's Vivian!
She's the murderer!
380
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,937
She's jealous.
381
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,880
Okay, Tribeca,
Vivian's the murderer.
382
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,349
Copy that.
Talk to you later.
383
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,010
No, it's true!
384
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,351
She tried to smother a passenger
and used an inhaler.
385
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,980
Oh, my god, what have I done?
386
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,321
Tribeca, hang on.
Geils is gonna back you up.
387
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,293
No! I've got it!
388
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,989
- She's impossible!
- Go!
389
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,764
Try not to be afraid.
390
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,134
[Dramatic music continues]
391
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,458
[Dramatic music continues]
392
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,898
[Sighs]
393
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,004
[Lock clicks]
394
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,309
Angie Tribeca,
open this door right now.
395
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,513
I'm fine.
396
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,488
If you need help,
you better say so.
397
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,253
I'm not kidding around.
- I'm good.
398
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,987
You're skating on thin ice,
young lady.
399
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,323
You sure you don't need my help?
400
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,863
[Muffled] Oh, yeah.
401
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,489
That's it.
I'm coming in.
402
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,763
Aah!
403
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,167
Vivian, why?!
404
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,933
Because these people are
a bunch of ungrateful pigs!
405
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,337
"Bring me a pillow!
Make it hotter!
406
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,035
Make it colder!
Stop it. You're killing me!"
407
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,236
Oh, blow it out your ass!
408
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,074
Vivian Tribeca,
you're under arrest.
409
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,204
Never!
410
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,248
L.A.P.D.
411
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,784
Hang on.
Let me get my gun.
412
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,149
- That's my gun.
- I'm cuffing her.
413
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,847
Oh, wait.
No, that's my hand.
414
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,354
Who's touching my leg?
Someone is touching my leg.
415
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,253
Sorry.
416
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,093
[Dramatic tone plays,
elevator bell dings]
417
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,926
Yeah, it's a real pay phone.
I'll call you back.
418
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,023
Hey, good work last night.
419
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,465
Oh, you, too.
420
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,164
Let me help you with that.
421
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,207
Sure.
That would be nice.
422
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,442
Holy shit!
What's in here?
423
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,338
[Exhales sharply]
424
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:20,500
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