1 00:00:02,909 --> 00:00:04,276 Morning, everyone. 2 00:00:04,277 --> 00:00:05,811 Morning, sir. 3 00:00:05,812 --> 00:00:07,112 Hey, look. 4 00:00:07,113 --> 00:00:09,114 We're food stain buds. 5 00:00:09,115 --> 00:00:10,916 Who are you wearing? Porridge? 6 00:00:10,917 --> 00:00:12,518 Um, 7 00:00:12,519 --> 00:00:14,653 oatmeal. 8 00:00:14,654 --> 00:00:15,754 Hmm. 9 00:00:15,755 --> 00:00:17,679 Oh, my God. 10 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,824 He didn't even wipe it off. 11 00:00:18,825 --> 00:00:20,359 He's totally given up on life. 12 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,694 It's loneliness. 13 00:00:21,695 --> 00:00:23,896 Ever since Kevin left for his sabbatical in Paris, 14 00:00:23,897 --> 00:00:25,231 he hasn't been the same. 15 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:26,765 I tried to get him out of the house. 16 00:00:26,766 --> 00:00:29,235 I invited him to bar trivia, but he turned me down, 17 00:00:29,236 --> 00:00:31,337 not that Trivia Newton John needed the help. 18 00:00:31,338 --> 00:00:32,788 We're nationally ranked. It's no big deal. 19 00:00:32,789 --> 00:00:34,173 You're right, it's not. 20 00:00:34,174 --> 00:00:35,708 Well, aren't you all just a bunch 21 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:37,776 of big-hearted dum-dums. 22 00:00:37,777 --> 00:00:39,879 You want to make him feel less lonely? 23 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,313 This is how you do it. 24 00:00:41,314 --> 00:00:43,549 - A case file? - Yeah, dude loves work. 25 00:00:43,550 --> 00:00:45,351 I thought all your cases were closed. 26 00:00:45,352 --> 00:00:46,886 You were bragging about it so much last night, 27 00:00:46,887 --> 00:00:48,586 I couldn't hear the end of the neighbors' fight. 28 00:00:48,587 --> 00:00:49,922 It ended in sex. It always does. 29 00:00:49,923 --> 00:00:50,990 It didn't make me horny. 30 00:00:50,991 --> 00:00:53,092 It's a cold case from my first year 31 00:00:53,093 --> 00:00:54,093 as a detective. 32 00:00:54,094 --> 00:00:55,427 Is it active again? 33 00:00:55,428 --> 00:00:56,862 No, but Holt doesn't have to know that. 34 00:00:56,863 --> 00:00:58,230 So you're gonna lie to him? 35 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:00,699 No, I'm going to make him forget about his sadness 36 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,068 through the power of... 37 00:01:03,069 --> 00:01:04,571 distraction! 38 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,607 He's gone. 39 00:01:08,608 --> 00:01:12,420 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 40 00:01:28,563 --> 00:01:31,130 Ah, hola, mi capitan. 41 00:01:31,131 --> 00:01:33,305 Why am I speaking Italian, you might ask? 42 00:01:33,306 --> 00:01:34,199 That was Spanish. 43 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,701 Yeah, there are too many languages. 44 00:01:35,702 --> 00:01:38,070 An old case of mine is starting to heat up, 45 00:01:38,071 --> 00:01:42,138 and I'd like your old help to help me solve it, señor? 46 00:01:42,358 --> 00:01:44,109 - Still Spanish. - Right. 47 00:01:44,110 --> 00:01:46,845 Joey Garibaldi was a mafia lieutenant. 48 00:01:46,846 --> 00:01:48,681 About eight years ago, I was closing in on him 49 00:01:48,682 --> 00:01:49,949 when he disappeared. 50 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:53,024 But now I'm hearing chatter on the street 51 00:01:53,244 --> 00:01:54,587 that he's back in town. 52 00:01:54,588 --> 00:01:56,789 Will you help me? 53 00:01:56,790 --> 00:01:59,658 Hmm, sounds interesting. Count me in. 54 00:01:59,659 --> 00:02:01,460 Yes! Thank you very much, sir. 55 00:02:01,461 --> 00:02:04,063 Uh, good-a bye-a. 56 00:02:04,064 --> 00:02:05,424 Italian. 57 00:02:06,866 --> 00:02:08,434 Ooh, standardized tests? 58 00:02:08,435 --> 00:02:09,833 I have a great trick. 59 00:02:10,053 --> 00:02:11,904 Fill in all the bubbles with Wite-Out, 60 00:02:11,905 --> 00:02:15,107 jams the machine, everyone passes. 61 00:02:15,108 --> 00:02:17,476 These are practice for the lieutenant's exam. 62 00:02:17,477 --> 00:02:18,911 They're kicking my butt. 63 00:02:18,912 --> 00:02:20,427 I can't get better than 70%. 64 00:02:20,647 --> 00:02:22,414 C-minus, the perfect grade... 65 00:02:22,415 --> 00:02:24,450 you pass, but you're still hot. 66 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:28,687 Captain Holt gave me his test to help me study. 67 00:02:28,688 --> 00:02:31,023 Look at what the grader wrote on his essay. 68 00:02:31,024 --> 00:02:32,458 "Thank you for writing this. 69 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:34,315 Reading it made me a better man." 70 00:02:34,535 --> 00:02:36,562 I'll never be as good a leader as Holt. 71 00:02:36,563 --> 00:02:39,398 You need to stop focusing on tests. 72 00:02:39,399 --> 00:02:42,901 There's more to life than scores and book learning, okay? 73 00:02:42,902 --> 00:02:45,304 Look at me, I've had no official dance training. 74 00:02:45,305 --> 00:02:48,741 Yet here I stand... 75 00:02:48,742 --> 00:02:50,176 a miracle of movement. 76 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:56,815 Hey, you guys seen Boyle? 77 00:02:56,816 --> 00:03:00,119 Yep, he's in a little ball under his desk. 78 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,987 Oh, no. 79 00:03:01,988 --> 00:03:03,322 Did you watch "Grimm" again last night? 80 00:03:03,323 --> 00:03:04,657 You know it gives you nightmares. 81 00:03:04,658 --> 00:03:05,724 I'm sad. 82 00:03:05,725 --> 00:03:07,593 Jason died this morning. 83 00:03:07,594 --> 00:03:08,894 I'm sorry. That's terrible. 84 00:03:08,895 --> 00:03:10,095 Is he a friend of yours? 85 00:03:10,096 --> 00:03:11,263 He was my dog. 86 00:03:11,264 --> 00:03:12,464 Oh, okay, so no big deal then. 87 00:03:12,465 --> 00:03:13,899 No, it is to me. 88 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,568 But don't worry, 89 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:18,747 I'll find a way to power through. 90 00:03:21,524 --> 00:03:22,518 Oh, God. 91 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:24,476 This is how Jason saw the world. 92 00:03:24,477 --> 00:03:26,211 Wait, was this your dog that humped everything? 93 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:27,513 Yeah, that's how he died. 94 00:03:27,514 --> 00:03:29,548 He was going to town on one of my snow boots, 95 00:03:29,549 --> 00:03:31,850 and his little heart just gave out. 96 00:03:31,851 --> 00:03:33,585 - He didn't even finish. - Gross. 97 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:36,789 Anyway, we have to work a stream of B&E's on 4th Street. 98 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:37,856 It's time for you to move on. 99 00:03:37,857 --> 00:03:38,924 It's what Jackson would've wanted. 100 00:03:38,925 --> 00:03:40,658 - Jason! - Whatever, little buddy. 101 00:03:41,936 --> 00:03:44,596 Captain, thank you for meeting me. 102 00:03:44,597 --> 00:03:46,165 Sorry to make you work on a Saturday. 103 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:47,366 No, nonsense, I was free. 104 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:48,467 Kevin is still in Paris. 105 00:03:48,468 --> 00:03:49,501 Is he? 106 00:03:49,502 --> 00:03:51,403 Wow, I totally forgot about that. 107 00:03:51,404 --> 00:03:53,572 Any-hoops, this is all the stuff that we got 108 00:03:53,573 --> 00:03:55,774 from Garibaldi's apartment after he disappeared. 109 00:03:55,775 --> 00:03:57,643 Tell me what you see. 110 00:03:57,644 --> 00:04:00,145 This man is in every photograph. 111 00:04:00,146 --> 00:04:01,413 Nick DiTullio. 112 00:04:01,414 --> 00:04:02,915 I actually brought him in eight years ago, 113 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,083 but he refused to talk. 114 00:04:04,084 --> 00:04:05,651 Of course, you know the saying, 115 00:04:05,652 --> 00:04:08,454 "time shall open up the mouth of every man 116 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:09,922 to the truth of his neighbor." 117 00:04:09,923 --> 00:04:11,557 All right, it's a real saying. Let's not dwell on it. 118 00:04:11,558 --> 00:04:12,991 The point is, he's definitely gonna tell us 119 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:14,193 where Garibaldi is. 120 00:04:14,194 --> 00:04:16,295 I don't know where Garibaldi is, all right? 121 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:17,529 It's not like we were close. 122 00:04:17,530 --> 00:04:18,931 I was just his trainer at the gym. 123 00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:20,866 Then why were you always going out to dinner with him? 124 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:23,836 - Was he doing reps of linguine? - Noice. 125 00:04:23,837 --> 00:04:26,038 Look, you don't say no to Garibaldi, all right? 126 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:27,740 That's why I always let him work his chest and his abs 127 00:04:27,741 --> 00:04:28,741 and never his legs. 128 00:04:28,742 --> 00:04:29,842 Yeah, the key is balance. 129 00:04:29,843 --> 00:04:31,610 That's why I never work any of it. 130 00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:33,268 Unless you guys are gonna arrest me, I got to go. 131 00:04:33,488 --> 00:04:35,714 There's an emergency at the gym. 132 00:04:35,715 --> 00:04:37,750 Emergency at the gym just when two cops 133 00:04:37,751 --> 00:04:39,084 show up at his door. 134 00:04:39,085 --> 00:04:40,919 That seems suspicious. We should follow him. 135 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,455 Yeah, this case might actually lead somewhere. 136 00:04:43,456 --> 00:04:45,257 Why are you so surprised? 137 00:04:45,258 --> 00:04:49,060 Because every day on this job is a wonder. 138 00:04:51,364 --> 00:04:52,964 Damn right it is. 139 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:06,645 Medical examiner, jackpot. 140 00:05:06,646 --> 00:05:08,547 The gym is full of bodies. 141 00:05:08,548 --> 00:05:10,315 - No, Department of Health. - Oh. 142 00:05:10,316 --> 00:05:12,050 There's been an outbreak of the mumps. 143 00:05:12,051 --> 00:05:14,686 Mumps, that's a funny word. 144 00:05:14,687 --> 00:05:16,622 It's actually a very serious and highly contagious 145 00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:17,723 infectious disease. 146 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:18,791 Yeah, but we're fine. 147 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:19,958 We were only in contact with that guy 148 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:21,293 for a couple of seconds. 149 00:05:21,294 --> 00:05:23,330 Plus, he didn't even lick any of our eyeballs. 150 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:24,839 I'm afraid you both have the mumps. 151 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,072 Mumps, still a funny word. 152 00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:29,734 Are we gonna die? 153 00:05:33,157 --> 00:05:34,424 So you both have the mumps. 154 00:05:34,425 --> 00:05:36,093 Sorry to say, it's very contagious. 155 00:05:36,094 --> 00:05:37,723 You may not want to be here, detective. 156 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:39,129 Oh, it's cool. 157 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,964 I keep up to date on all my vaccinations. 158 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,233 I'm immune to stuff you've never even heard of. 159 00:05:43,234 --> 00:05:46,023 But not immune to braggadocio. 160 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:47,838 Anyhow, over the next several hours, 161 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,473 you will more than likely develop fever, 162 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,847 aching, fatigue. 163 00:05:50,848 --> 00:05:51,908 Doesn't sound too bad. 164 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:53,743 Also, tart foods will cause intense jaw pain, 165 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,579 so you may want to avoid sour candies. 166 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,746 What? 167 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,482 You may get painful goiter-like swelling 168 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,085 in your neck and often extreme testicular discomfort. 169 00:06:02,086 --> 00:06:03,353 - Okay, okay. - Cool, cool. 170 00:06:03,354 --> 00:06:04,821 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 171 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,089 No doubt. 172 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:08,024 Due the highly contagious nature of the virus, 173 00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:09,726 you will both be quarantined to your houses 174 00:06:09,727 --> 00:06:10,892 for the next nine days. 175 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:12,963 Oh, nine days in isolation. 176 00:06:12,964 --> 00:06:15,263 Sir, I'd be happy to keep you company. 177 00:06:15,264 --> 00:06:17,134 We can watch the ten-part Nicholas Nickleby 178 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:18,735 special on PBS. 179 00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:21,138 Hear there's a lot of long, quiet stretches. 180 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:22,739 I do love long, quiet stretches, 181 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,341 but I don't want to be a burden. 182 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,711 Plus, I'm getting used to being on my own. 183 00:06:27,712 --> 00:06:31,214 Or we could be quarantined together, you know, 184 00:06:31,215 --> 00:06:33,116 work the case. 185 00:06:33,117 --> 00:06:35,585 Yes, that actually sounds kind of fun. 186 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:36,686 Kind of? 187 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,088 It's gonna be the best week ever. 188 00:06:38,089 --> 00:06:39,723 I'm sorry, did you not hear me say 189 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,625 extreme testicular discomfort? 190 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:44,761 Yes, we heard you, Dr. Bad News Doctor. 191 00:06:44,762 --> 00:06:46,663 Okay, so I talked to Captain Holt. 192 00:06:46,664 --> 00:06:48,365 He and Jake have the mumps. 193 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,513 I'm in charge until Holt gets better. 194 00:06:50,514 --> 00:06:52,302 Hello, you wanted to see if you can make 195 00:06:52,303 --> 00:06:53,303 a great captain. 196 00:06:53,304 --> 00:06:54,557 Now's your chance to shine. 197 00:06:54,558 --> 00:06:56,740 You're the pretty little understudy. 198 00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:58,341 And the aging lead? 199 00:06:58,342 --> 00:07:00,510 Well, she just fell down the stairs. 200 00:07:00,511 --> 00:07:04,014 Now all's you got to do is beat those wings 201 00:07:04,015 --> 00:07:05,916 and fly. 202 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:07,417 So for the next two weeks, 203 00:07:07,418 --> 00:07:09,352 Captain Holt will be on medical leave, 204 00:07:09,353 --> 00:07:11,358 which means I am the acting captain. 205 00:07:11,578 --> 00:07:13,790 And we are your royal subjects. 206 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:15,125 Do continue. 207 00:07:15,126 --> 00:07:17,227 I want this precinct to get our normal work done, 208 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,700 but also, we're gonna clean out the evidence room, 209 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,531 step up community service, 210 00:07:21,532 --> 00:07:25,902 and complete these 22 additional tasks. 211 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,904 Every time we check one off the list, 212 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,506 you're gonna hear this bell. 213 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:32,409 It's the sound of victory. 214 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,715 Hmm, you should add "fix bell" to that list. 215 00:07:35,546 --> 00:07:37,547 - Morning, Captain. - Peralta. 216 00:07:37,548 --> 00:07:40,350 I'd like to introduce you to someone. 217 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:43,520 His name is Simon, 218 00:07:43,521 --> 00:07:44,754 and I hate him. 219 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,690 Hello, Simon. 220 00:07:46,691 --> 00:07:48,959 This is Balthazar. 221 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,494 He's an evil demon who spits fire in my throat. 222 00:07:51,495 --> 00:07:52,629 Goiters, huh? 223 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,064 Anyway. 224 00:07:54,065 --> 00:07:55,465 I've been looking over these photographs 225 00:07:55,466 --> 00:07:56,933 of the restaurant, and I've identified 226 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,602 several other known mob types. 227 00:07:59,804 --> 00:08:01,204 What is it? Did you see something? 228 00:08:01,205 --> 00:08:03,077 No, I just got very cold very fast. 229 00:08:03,297 --> 00:08:06,042 And now my entire body is somehow on fire. 230 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:08,545 Oh, these mumps are jerks. Whew. 231 00:08:08,546 --> 00:08:11,281 I also noticed this van is parked out front 232 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:12,882 in several other photographs. 233 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,217 I never noticed that. 234 00:08:14,218 --> 00:08:15,885 The restaurant must have been under surveillance. 235 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:16,886 I bet it was the feds. 236 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,154 You're right. 237 00:08:18,155 --> 00:08:19,256 I'll reach out to my contact at the bureau, 238 00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:20,416 see if I can get us some footage. 239 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,686 Good idea. 240 00:08:21,687 --> 00:08:22,559 Also, I know you're not supposed to, 241 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,227 but I kind of want to poke my mump. 242 00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:25,595 - Bad idea. - I'm going in. 243 00:08:25,596 --> 00:08:27,764 Here we go. 244 00:08:27,765 --> 00:08:29,099 It hurts! 245 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,068 How did I not see that coming? 246 00:08:32,069 --> 00:08:33,440 I feel dizzy. 247 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,338 Hey. 248 00:08:35,339 --> 00:08:36,373 You're off the floor. 249 00:08:36,374 --> 00:08:37,540 Yeah. 250 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:38,646 Well, it's like my dad used to say. 251 00:08:38,647 --> 00:08:40,744 "Real men don't cry 252 00:08:40,745 --> 00:08:41,978 for more than three days." 253 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:44,114 So I decided to get my butt back to work. 254 00:08:44,115 --> 00:08:45,215 Good. 255 00:08:45,216 --> 00:08:46,383 You go through all the witness statements yet? 256 00:08:46,384 --> 00:08:47,717 What? Oh, no. 257 00:08:47,718 --> 00:08:50,654 By "work," I meant on Jason's in memoriam video. 258 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,255 - Are you serious? - Oh, yeah. 259 00:08:52,256 --> 00:08:54,591 Take a look at what I got so far. 260 00:08:54,592 --> 00:09:00,263 ♪ Tell me how am I supposed to live without you ♪ 261 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:08,705 ♪ Now that I've been loving you so long ♪ 262 00:09:08,706 --> 00:09:10,974 Hey, we've got a lot to do. 263 00:09:10,975 --> 00:09:13,810 Focus up and stop watching funny dog videos. 264 00:09:13,811 --> 00:09:15,879 Aw. 265 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,647 This might just be the fever talking, 266 00:09:17,648 --> 00:09:19,949 but this unedited footage of an Italian restaurant 267 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,585 from eight years ago might be the best movie I've ever seen. 268 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:24,120 Also, how weird are forks? 269 00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:27,057 Forks are very weird. I've always thought so. 270 00:09:27,058 --> 00:09:29,259 Yeah, yeah. 271 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,660 Did we take too much cold medicine? 272 00:09:30,661 --> 00:09:31,895 Not by a long shot. 273 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,863 Balthazar is a thirsty bitch. 274 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,864 Ah, I'll drink to that. 275 00:09:38,402 --> 00:09:41,504 Wait, look. 276 00:09:41,505 --> 00:09:44,007 Garkabargo! 277 00:09:44,008 --> 00:09:46,743 Sorry, can't... can't talk. 278 00:09:46,744 --> 00:09:50,680 Need more medi-jen. 279 00:09:50,681 --> 00:09:52,749 Garibaldi! 280 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,418 He's eating snakes! 281 00:09:55,419 --> 00:09:58,188 No, it's spaghetti. 282 00:09:58,189 --> 00:09:59,756 It's always spaghetti. 283 00:09:59,757 --> 00:10:01,624 I'm just saying, if that's spaghetti, 284 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,793 it looks like snakes. 285 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,396 That's right, Nine-Nine. 286 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,365 That's the sound of the victory bell. 287 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:11,000 We just crossed our first task off the list. 288 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,135 Oh, my goodness. 289 00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:13,603 Terry, that is so great. 290 00:10:13,604 --> 00:10:14,671 Which one was it? 291 00:10:14,672 --> 00:10:16,539 - Fix bell. - All right. 292 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:18,942 Little less than I had hoped for, but still a thing. 293 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:20,744 You gonna hear that sound nonstop. 294 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,229 Unhand her, you beast! 295 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,247 Give it to me! 296 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,949 What the hell is going on in here? 297 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,339 Hitchcock's trying to steal my sandwich. 298 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,818 Well, we both ordered meatball subs, 299 00:10:28,819 --> 00:10:29,819 but they only delivered one. 300 00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,087 It's mine! 301 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:34,290 Guys, guys, look, just walk to the sub shop... 302 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:36,993 it's a block away... and get a second sandwich. 303 00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:39,195 - Walk? - Are you insane? 304 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:41,197 Fine, cut the damn sandwich in half. 305 00:10:41,198 --> 00:10:43,867 And then what, genius? We each eat a 6-inch sub? 306 00:10:43,868 --> 00:10:45,368 Two and a half meatballs a piece? 307 00:10:45,369 --> 00:10:47,270 - Are we children? - What is this, Russia? 308 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,339 Okay, that's it. No one eats the sub. 309 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,206 Get back to work! 310 00:10:54,478 --> 00:10:55,488 Wait a minute. 311 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,959 Why'd he just go in the kitchen? 312 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,214 Do we have eyes in the kitchen? 313 00:10:58,215 --> 00:10:59,816 There are eyes everywhere, man. 314 00:10:59,817 --> 00:11:02,352 Ow, ow, achy, achy, ow. 315 00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,905 Look, he slipped the chef a piece of paper. 316 00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:06,389 I bet it's the address of his hideout. 317 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:07,924 The chef knows where the hideout is. 318 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:10,560 His name is Richie Lignardi. 319 00:11:10,561 --> 00:11:12,662 We talk to him, we find Garibaldi. 320 00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:15,465 We have to go right now. 321 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,766 Go where? 322 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,067 Ah! What's on your face? 323 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:22,071 Oh, right, uh, yes, my disgusting deformity. 324 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,707 Here, let me just... 325 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,609 Hey, what's up, girl? 326 00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:27,610 Better? 327 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:29,116 It's not worse. 328 00:11:29,336 --> 00:11:31,414 We're on our way right now to talk to a lead 329 00:11:31,415 --> 00:11:33,216 that knows where Garibaldi's hideout is. 330 00:11:33,217 --> 00:11:34,517 You're quarantined. 331 00:11:34,518 --> 00:11:36,486 You can't go outside spewing mumps 332 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,921 like a couple of mump fountains. 333 00:11:37,922 --> 00:11:39,589 Not like this, we can't! 334 00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:40,990 ♪ Everyday I'm hustling ♪ 335 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,992 ♪ E-everyday I'm hustling ♪ 336 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,494 ♪ Everyday I'm hustling ♪ 337 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,463 ♪ E-everyday I'm hustling ♪ 338 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,997 ♪ Everyday I'm hustling ♪ 339 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,866 Stop, you can't leave at all. 340 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:51,501 Good luck trying to stop us. 341 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:55,104 You'll never catch us! 342 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,073 Amy is Usain Bolt. 343 00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:58,908 Is this the piece of paper you're looking for? 344 00:11:58,909 --> 00:12:00,376 You found the address? 345 00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:03,279 No, it's a recipe for baked ziti. 346 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,682 It was taped to your wall the entire time. 347 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,450 You're delirious, and you're sick, 348 00:12:07,451 --> 00:12:09,118 and you definitely didn't solve the case. 349 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,487 You need to go back inside. 350 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:11,955 Well, I can't. 351 00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:13,323 My legs stopped working. 352 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,326 Ah, my testicles. 353 00:12:16,327 --> 00:12:18,126 The mumps have reached my testicles. 354 00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:21,623 All right, just finish 355 00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,058 taking off your totally ineffective biohazard suits 356 00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,422 and have a little rest. 357 00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:25,394 Nonsense, Santiago. 358 00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:27,729 We just have to buckle down and work harder. 359 00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,364 We simply hit a bump in the road. 360 00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:31,933 More like a mump in the road. 361 00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:37,839 Such a good one. 362 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,875 Jake, can I talk to you in private for a minute? 363 00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:42,277 Sure thing, let me just snag this, 364 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,945 cover up the ol' swell sack. 365 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,013 All right. 366 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,681 Okay, so here's the deal. 367 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,750 I have a high fever, and I can't control my body, 368 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,252 but you can do whatever you want to me. 369 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:54,022 Oh, but don't touch my mouth, neck, or testicles. 370 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,703 You've badly misread the situation. 371 00:12:55,923 --> 00:12:57,225 Oh, thank God. 372 00:12:57,226 --> 00:12:59,327 Jake, you need to drop this case. 373 00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:00,429 What are you talking about? 374 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,530 The plan is working perfectly. 375 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,831 Holt hasn't been lonely all week. 376 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,666 Yeah, because he's too busy almost dying. 377 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,169 - Look at him. - What? 378 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,037 He's just "Beautiful Mind"-ing it. 379 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,972 Because he's a genius. 380 00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:13,575 He's writing the word "case" over and over again. 381 00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:15,877 Oh, now he's spelling it with a K. 382 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,279 Is that not how you spell it? 383 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,781 Again, I have a mouth, neck, and testicle-melting fever. 384 00:13:19,782 --> 00:13:20,782 - Jake. - Hmm? 385 00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,217 Enough is enough. 386 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,885 You need to drop this stupid backburner cold case 387 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,400 before you both die or I will kill you. 388 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,060 Oh, my God, I thought I was following her. 389 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,895 Yep, I should probably lie down. 390 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,765 Here we go. 391 00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:37,964 Case! 392 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,271 What are you doing? 393 00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:46,074 Just sealing Jason's collar in an airtight bag 394 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,642 so it retains his scent. 395 00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,590 I don't know how many whiffs I have left. 396 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,780 Wow. 397 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,515 Look, I know that dog meant a lot to you, 398 00:13:53,516 --> 00:13:55,721 so I got you this. 399 00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:59,221 It's a dog. 400 00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:00,889 His name's Arlo, but you can call him Jason Two 401 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:01,923 or whatever. 402 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,291 Seriously? 403 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,393 I can't just replace Jason with some other dog. 404 00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:07,429 Why not? All dogs are basically the same. 405 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,065 Watch this. Arlo, go hump that toy. 406 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,433 Get away from that. 407 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,068 That's Jason's. 408 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,303 Look, man, I've been patient. 409 00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:16,872 We have a case we need to work on. 410 00:14:16,873 --> 00:14:19,040 It's time for you to get over it, move on. 411 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,643 Move on? Move on. 412 00:14:21,644 --> 00:14:23,578 Jason was part of my family, Rosa. 413 00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:25,080 I loved him. 414 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,883 His humping was the only thing that got me through my divorce. 415 00:14:27,884 --> 00:14:29,951 Seeing him so happy made me believe 416 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:33,121 that I could be happy one day too. 417 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,723 You wouldn't understand this because you have 418 00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:38,593 a motorcycle helmet for a heart, but I need to feel this sadness. 419 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:41,996 So the only thing that I'm moving on from is you. 420 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,275 So I, like, have a dog now? 421 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:52,707 Hey, what's going on with those files? 422 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,176 Oh, we're not working on them. 423 00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:56,011 - We're on strike. - Hunger strike. 424 00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:58,659 - You're eating potato chips. - Chips don't count. 425 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,016 My doctor said they have zero nutritional value. 426 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,484 We want meatball subs. 427 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,586 You had no right to take ours. 428 00:15:04,587 --> 00:15:05,921 Screw this. 429 00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:09,044 I'll log those files and teach the Hazmat class, 430 00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:11,226 and I'll do everyone's work, because apparently, 431 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:13,661 I am the only one keeping this precinct together! 432 00:15:22,276 --> 00:15:25,352 Um, I think you closed the door too hard. 433 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,743 Hey, I found popsicles. 434 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:31,079 These should help cool us down. 435 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,850 "Thanks, Jake." 436 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,352 You're welcome, nards. 437 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,788 Peralta, Balthazar has a sister. 438 00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:42,123 Meet Penelope. 439 00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:44,526 Guh-hoo, yeah, mumps on mumps. 440 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,828 Let's not dwell on it. We should get back to work. 441 00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:49,231 Or we could fall asleep for five to seven days 442 00:15:49,232 --> 00:15:50,667 and see how we feel. 443 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,167 I will not rest till justice is served. 444 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,201 There's no time to waste. 445 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,603 This case is urgent. 446 00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:56,404 Oh, boy. 447 00:15:56,405 --> 00:15:57,885 All right, listen. 448 00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:00,375 The case may not be quite as urgent 449 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,410 as once thought. 450 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:04,279 Um... 451 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,248 I dug it up out of my desk so you'd have something 452 00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,450 to do on weekends because you seemed so lonely. 453 00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,018 You cited chatter from the streets 454 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,586 that Garibaldi had resurfaced. 455 00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:12,887 I did. I did. I did. 456 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:16,904 But said chatter may have been fudged. 457 00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:19,361 So you lied to me? 458 00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:20,621 Out of pity. You pity me. 459 00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:21,496 I wouldn't put it that way. 460 00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:22,497 I would. 461 00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,232 I am offended. I am angry. 462 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,834 I am very tired. 463 00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:28,036 So I'm gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, 464 00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:31,095 oh, you are in for it. 465 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,010 How dare you? 466 00:16:35,011 --> 00:16:36,611 How dare me? 467 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,880 How dare you? 468 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,348 I was just trying to help. 469 00:16:40,349 --> 00:16:42,484 Wow, your help feels an awful lot like pity, 470 00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:45,787 so do me a favor and don't ever help me again. 471 00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:47,989 Wow, well, you didn't seem to mind me helping you 472 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:50,854 when I got you your job back at the Nine-Nine. 473 00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:54,396 I didn't ask you to do that. 474 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:58,659 You said we were out of peas, you pea hog! 475 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,402 - You're the pea hog! - You're the pea hog! 476 00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:02,137 - No, you! - You take that back! 477 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:05,206 You! 478 00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:06,207 Double poke! 479 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,184 Okay, hope you guys are hungry. 480 00:17:18,185 --> 00:17:19,552 Made baked ziti. 481 00:17:19,553 --> 00:17:21,821 Thought it would be fun to use Garibaldi's 482 00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:23,790 ultra authentic recipe. 483 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:25,692 Oh, great, pity food. 484 00:17:25,693 --> 00:17:27,927 Thank you anyway, but I can cook for myself. 485 00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:30,697 Wow, I would roll my eyes so hard right now 486 00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:32,098 if it didn't make my brain burn. 487 00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:34,401 Okay, Captain, this ends now. 488 00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:36,136 I know your pride is hurt, but no one 489 00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,839 ever took pity on you. 490 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,972 All we wanted to do was help you 491 00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:40,874 when you were down because that's what people do 492 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,146 when they care about each other. 493 00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,744 They tell each other lies and invent urgent mysteries 494 00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:45,993 that need to be solved? 495 00:17:46,213 --> 00:17:48,548 Come up with excuses to spend time together 496 00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:51,918 like trivia nights or folk art festivals. 497 00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:54,954 Or working old-ass cases with their mumpy boy, Jake. 498 00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:56,809 Back to you, Amy. We're doing great. 499 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,925 You're gonna eat this ziti, and you're gonna appreciate it, 500 00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:02,195 and you're gonna grow the hell up. 501 00:18:02,196 --> 00:18:05,765 Okay, you're right. 502 00:18:05,766 --> 00:18:08,535 I'm sorry for the way I acted. 503 00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:10,069 I can't wait to eat your food. 504 00:18:13,441 --> 00:18:15,809 Ugh, this is revolting. 505 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:19,212 Wow, have you learned nothing? 506 00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:20,647 Oh, God! 507 00:18:20,648 --> 00:18:22,816 That is worse than the mumps, Amy. 508 00:18:22,817 --> 00:18:23,917 What the hell? 509 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:26,252 I used Garibaldi's exact recipe. 510 00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:27,353 I know I'm not a great cook, 511 00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:28,988 but I love following instructions. 512 00:18:28,989 --> 00:18:30,690 Seven cups of salt? 513 00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:32,058 Even I know this isn't a recipe. 514 00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:33,586 Which means it might be a code. 515 00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:35,292 Ooh, interesting. 516 00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,997 Ten digits, maybe it's a phone number. 517 00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:39,963 Look, 718, Brooklyn area code. 518 00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:42,102 Yes, that's definitely it. 519 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:44,537 Wait, did you actually use all of this salt 520 00:18:44,538 --> 00:18:46,639 and 18 cups of oregano? 521 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,979 Back off, I solved the case. 522 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,442 Nine onions? 523 00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:50,641 Oh, Amy. 524 00:18:50,861 --> 00:18:52,578 How am I the bad guy here? 525 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,684 All right, all right, looks good. 526 00:18:57,685 --> 00:18:59,753 I can barely tell you hulked out in here. 527 00:18:59,754 --> 00:19:01,688 Yeah, but two weeks in charge, 528 00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:03,957 and I didn't get any of my goals accomplished. 529 00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:06,437 You got Hitchcock and Scully off their hunger strike. 530 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,061 I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. 531 00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:09,362 It wasn't that hard. 532 00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:11,264 Yeah, they're animals. 533 00:19:11,265 --> 00:19:14,200 Do you want to know why the amazing Captain Holt 534 00:19:14,201 --> 00:19:16,169 has never gotten the evidence room cleaned 535 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,470 or done anything on your list? 536 00:19:17,471 --> 00:19:18,805 Why? 537 00:19:18,806 --> 00:19:20,874 Because all day long, he's putting out fires. 538 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,609 That's what a captain does. 539 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,577 The only difference between you and Holt 540 00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:27,413 is that he lacks the strength to close a door so hard 541 00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:28,615 a room blows up. 542 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,083 Thanks, Gina. 543 00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:32,018 Ah, you don't have to thank me. 544 00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:35,059 All I did was be the only person who believes in you. 545 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,689 Don't lean against the door. 546 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:39,259 Terry caused structural damage. 547 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,893 My God, you're strong. 548 00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,564 Briefing room, now. 549 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:50,870 I really don't feel like having you yell at me anymore. 550 00:19:50,871 --> 00:19:51,681 What is this? 551 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:54,007 It's a funeral for Jason. 552 00:19:54,008 --> 00:19:55,407 I want to say a few words. 553 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,963 When Jason died seven days ago, I didn't give a rat's ass. 554 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,384 This is your speech? 555 00:20:04,385 --> 00:20:05,985 'Cause I didn't understand why people care so much 556 00:20:05,986 --> 00:20:08,821 about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. 557 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,593 I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, 558 00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:15,795 but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone 559 00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:17,163 in this room and then myself. 560 00:20:17,164 --> 00:20:19,666 Very violent eulogy, I like it. 561 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,067 Charles, I'm sorry. 562 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,435 You don't have to get over it. 563 00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:24,404 Take as long as you want. 564 00:20:24,405 --> 00:20:26,139 Scully, it's time. 565 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:30,042 ♪ Ave Maria ♪ 566 00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:33,373 Okay, thank you. 567 00:20:33,374 --> 00:20:34,948 Good news, Garibaldi's phone number's still active, 568 00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:36,288 so they were able to locate him. 569 00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:38,585 SWAT just picked him up, so that's that. 570 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:39,986 Yeah, that's that. 571 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:42,822 Perfect timing as our quarantine has finally ended 572 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:44,057 and our goiters are gone. 573 00:20:44,058 --> 00:20:45,358 Yes, indeed. 574 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,860 We're free to go outside and lick whoever's 575 00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:48,227 eyeballs we'd like. 576 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:49,762 Inaccurate, no one is ever free to do that. 577 00:20:49,763 --> 00:20:50,550 Yeah, you're right. 578 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:53,132 Anyhow, I am out. 579 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,366 Wait a minute. 580 00:20:57,037 --> 00:20:59,239 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 581 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,375 I was too proud to admit I was lonely. 582 00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:04,691 So thank you. 583 00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,312 You're welcome. 584 00:21:06,313 --> 00:21:07,647 Ain't no thang. 585 00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:09,749 No, it is a thang, and an even bigger thang 586 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,517 is that you brought me back to the Nine-Nine, 587 00:21:11,518 --> 00:21:13,986 and I will always be grateful for that. 588 00:21:13,987 --> 00:21:16,082 So... Here. 589 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,117 This is for you. 590 00:21:20,118 --> 00:21:22,006 Oh, sour candies. 591 00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:23,889 I missed you so much! 592 00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,592 Oh! It burns! 593 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,690 Thank you for this candies! 594 00:21:29,691 --> 00:21:31,535 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/