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All right, guys.
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Put some pep in your step,
'cause I want to get some good seats.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah, dude. Hey, no spoilers
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but this thing's supposed to have it all.
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Blood, sugar, sex, magic.
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Hey, if you guys figure
it out, do not tell me,
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because I want to be surprised.
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Sometimes, I don't figure it out until the
ride home or until a few hours later.
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Or honestly, sometimes it helps
if you guys just tell me what happened.
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Uh, my man, three for The People
vs. Dom Dierkes murder trial, please,
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and we're students.
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Uh, guys, we don't have a student discount,
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and we don't sell tickets.
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Oh, okay.
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Also, and I don't feel like doing this,
but you aren't giving me a choice.
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I have to arrest you.
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Yeah, I don't think so, man. I didn't vote.
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So I don't think I could be arrested.
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I can smell you through the glass.
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You have a joint behind your ear.
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- Do I?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, that's my bad.
- Jesus.
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And that guy is holding a bong.
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Oh.
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This actually isn't a bong.
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It is... Kombucha.
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Drink it.
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- Some new, new age stuff.
- Yeah.
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Yoga people drink it, so,
and I'm one of them.
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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh, yeah.
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It's thick.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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I'm fresh
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You gotta, you gotta
You gotta, gotta
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Gotta be fresh
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Mr. DeMamp,
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you've got more DUI's than
my grandson can count up to.
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Oh, no.
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Did he have, like, an accident?
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'Cause I heard, like,
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this one construction worker
got a bolt in his head,
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and then he couldn't count.
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He's three, you dummy.
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Now, my point is,
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that the only thing you've accomplished
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is getting arrested for being an idiot.
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Is that what you want your legacy to be?
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And you,
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you look like every other
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self-centered, dope-smoking kid
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with your, with your cool T-shirt
and your pervert mustache.
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I look weird without it, but thank you
for the compliment on the T-shirt.
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That's very sweet of you.
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When was the last time
you did something for someone else,
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rather than smoking that damn hashish?
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And you...
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You look like you could
actually be an upstanding citizen.
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Thank you.
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What do you want to do with your life, son?
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Uh, well, sir, one day
I hope to be city councilman.
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Well, there's a war on drugs out there,
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and you're on the wrong side of it.
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I want the three of you
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to go to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting,
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and perhaps getting a firsthand look
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at how drugs rip people's lives
apart will do you some good.
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Thank you, honorable Judge Browntown.
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Judge, I just want you to know
I'm going to take full advantage
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of these N.A. Classes.
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Well, I'm glad to hear that, son.
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Yeah, I'm going to go undercover
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and sniff out some primo intel for you.
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Hopefully we can put
an end to this Rancho drug war
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once and for all, right?
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Do not do that.
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Right... side of the law.
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- I'm doing it, yeah.
- No, don't.
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I need to smoke some weed.
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Court-mandated meetings, am I right?
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What are you in for, bud?
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Ah, I'm actually just observing the meeting.
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I'm a journalist.
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Oh, well, I dream journal, so.
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No, I'm, I'm a reporter for Vice magazine.
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I'm writing a story about meth abuse.
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To be perfectly honest,
I'm looking for an addict
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that would agree to be profiled.
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See you guys in the meeting.
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Yes, you will.
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Got a large group tonight.
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Whoo! Yeah, recovery!
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Welcome, my name's Tim,
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and, uh, when I first
walked through the doors...
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Dude, I just figured out
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what I'm going to do to, like,
have my legacy be badass.
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My face on the cover of Vice magazine.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But the only thing is,
is that guy wants a crazy meth head.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- You just occasionally smoke weed.
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Except for every day and at night, also.
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Yeah, I'm just saying,
all you've ever done is weed.
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- And, you know, beer and mushrooms...
- Mmm-hmm.
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- And acid and, you know, ecstasy, molly...
- Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm, yeah.
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- Some lean, sizzurp.
- Yep.
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- But other than that...
- Did you say something?
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Would you like to come up and share?
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I'm, I'm cool. I'm not an addict.
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Okay.
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If that's what your heart believes.
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Come on! I don't have a problem, okay?
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I'm fine!
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Can we go, please? I need to smoke a bowl.
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No, I'm going to stay here.
I have work to do.
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Okay, yeah, I got to go.
I got to get some fresh air really quick.
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Dang, what's up with all these snacks?
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What's up, man? I'm Shaunders.
Good to meet you, dude.
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Can you believe these marks in there?
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Talking about, I want to get high.
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I wish I was still high.
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Fucking go get high!
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Know what I mean?
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But I'll tell you what.
I, uh, probably going to need something
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a little stronger than this coffee if I'm gonna
get through this meeting, for real, though.
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Do you have a hookup?
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Are you seriously asking me
for drugs at a N.A. Meeting?
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Did I stutter?
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Dude, I've been sober for eight months.
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Oh, you going to take it personal.
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Okay, please, man, you look like
an old-ass, whack Peter Pan,
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so, like.
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Hey, FYI, normally
what I say here, I want to stay here,
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but if any of this lands in Vice magazine...
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I'm actually looking for someone who's in
the grip of addiction, struggling to get out.
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You seem like
you have your life together.
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My name is Linda.
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I went to that bar, Ed's Jug House, to score,
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and I left my kids alone in the car.
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Social Services took them from me,
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and now I just want to see my kids again.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, you could sit down,
'cause that actually...
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Sit down right now, 'cause that inspired me.
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I recently lost myself to meth once again,
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and just like this girl who seems
like she has it all together now
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and is fully on the road to recovery,
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I was also at Ed's Jug House,
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and I...
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I ate a puppy.
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And on top of that, I, uh,
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sucked a bunch of dicks.
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I'm good at it, so I could just
really get in there and just...
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Big ones, small ones, girthy ones,
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ones that looked like it had, like, alopecia.
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And that's my story.
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Did I miss anything? Psych! I hate this shit.
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I'm out the game. It's been a long time.
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I'm trying to hop back in,
so I'm wondering if you got any connects.
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It ain't smart to be
asking questions about Zippo.
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Zip, Zippo? You say Zippo? Is it Zippo?
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You tell Zippo...
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Shaunders.
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Just need a smoke, man.
Jeez, get off my back.
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Mr. Buckley?
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Yeah. No.
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It is you!
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What? Oh, hi.
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- Wow, Mr. Buckley, hey.
- Can I help you?
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I haven't seen you since drama camp.
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- It's me, it's Blake Henderson.
- Oh, yes.
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I, uh, I was Lenny's, uh,
understudy's backup's stand-in.
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Okay, yes, yeah, and you were wonderful.
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Wonderful performance.
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What are you doing?
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You, uh, going,
going into the meeting, or...
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I just can't seem to drag myself in there.
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They're such dreaded affairs, aren't they?
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Well, now that I have you here,
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I'd love to just pick
your brain about acting, right?
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Get it, just write it in my little notebook.
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Well, write this down.
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All right.
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- Give it up.
- What, you quit?
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I mean, you're like, basically
the main reason I am an actor,
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I mean, ever since I saw the play you wrote,
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uh, McBreath.
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I curse you, Jen D'Angelo.
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- Yeah!
- Yes, I wrote it, yeah.
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Um, I'm afraid there was
a little bit of an incident
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at my last run of, Hedwig and the Angry Inch,
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at the Rancho Playhouse.
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And I really don't want to talk about it,
but it was good to see you.
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Oh, my gosh, what happened?
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I know you don't want to talk
about it, but what happened?
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Several of the actors refused
to call me by my character's name offstage,
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which, for a method actor as I am,
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that was unacceptable.
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- Oh, right.
- I wound up
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striking several of those children.
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Repeatedly.
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Oh, that's dumb.
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- Yeah, I know, I...
- I mean, of the kids.
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Yes, and then of course once
acting was taken away from me,
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I turned to drugs.
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They were the only thing
that gave me that high
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that once, the stage gave me.
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You know, I want to do you a favor.
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Thank you.
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- All right. Excuse me, Linda...
- No, hey, hey!
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Hey, so you probably want
to write that article about me, right?
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After you heard the shocking
and scandalous tale that I just...
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Spoke upon?
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Actually, Linda's story spoke to me a lot.
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- Linda's did?
- Yeah.
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But she didn't suck
a ton of little dicks in her story.
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Yeah, listen, Adam,
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you seem a little thick in the middle
for a meth addict, to be honest with you.
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Okay, well, this is a safe place, so shut up.
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I got to talk to Linda.
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Oh, God.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, God!
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Oh, your hateful words! It's a trigger.
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It's a, it's a trigger for me,
and I'm going to go do meth.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Did I upset you that much?
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Nothing that a little meth won't fix,
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and that's what I'm going to go do right now.
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Bye-bye, Linda. I'm doing meth.
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- I'm going to go.
- Actually, Adam,
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would you mind if I follow along?
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If you're going to do meth,
I actually would like to get a firsthand look
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at that, if you,
you don't mind me shadowing you.
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So you want to do the article about me?
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- I mean, maybe...
- Yes!
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Yeah, okay, come on.
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Let's ride.
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My condolences for your children.
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That was a sad story.
Mine was more sad, though.
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Whoo!
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- Huh? Pretty cool, huh?
- No, no, no, no.
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Come on, I want to show you something.
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Come on.
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Jesus, are you kidding me? Come on.
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Guys, I'm sorry, but you can't be in here.
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We've got rehearsal in about five minutes.
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And I need but four, okay?
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This is Mr. Buckley,
Rancho Cucamonga acting legend.
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- Have you heard of him?
- No.
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Well, we would like to
perform a scene from his play,
248
00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,074
which I'm sure you've heard of,
249
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McBreath.
250
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- Fine.
- Excellent.
251
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,990
What are you doing?
252
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:27,851
All right, everybody.
253
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,894
Um, I will be playing the role of Angela,
254
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:34,893
and he shall be playing
the role of McBreath, our hero.
255
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,658
Our scene starts in a crowded bus.
256
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,694
Angela enters.
257
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,939
Excuse me, pardon me.
258
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,235
Blake, I can't do this.
259
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,545
Oh, excuse me, pardon me.
260
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,874
I can't do this without drugs.
261
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,471
Excuse me!
262
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,845
Excuse me.
263
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,246
Here, take my seat.
264
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Oh, you are too kind.
265
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,954
I'm Angela.
266
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,359
I'm Leonard, Angela,
267
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,190
but everyone calls me McBreath.
268
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,898
McBreath?
269
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,434
In seventh grade,
270
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,027
we played spin the bottle,
271
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:15,535
and it landed on Jen D'Angelo.
272
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,673
We kissed, and then she told me
273
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,712
my breath smelled like
McDonald's cheeseburgers.
274
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,811
Then she got everyone to chant,
275
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,080
"McBreath, McBreath, McBreath!"
276
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:32,682
I curse you, Jen D'Angelo!
277
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:36,486
I curse you with all the venom of my heart!
278
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,522
I hate you.
279
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,360
I hate you, I hate you!
280
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,932
Oh, God.
281
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,668
Well, I like cheeseburgers.
282
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,872
And I think the name McBreath is cool.
283
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,439
You do?
284
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:53,570
Let me smell your breath, McBreath.
285
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,505
If you must.
286
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,041
Mmm.
287
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:03,977
I'm loving it.
288
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:09,788
Wait, so McBreath isn't even,
like, a take-off on Macbeth?
289
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,324
It's an original piece.
290
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,989
Not everything has to be a remake.
291
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,292
Yo, boss.
292
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,100
You still got a thirst
for putting away bad guys?
293
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,269
'Cause I got the name of
the biggest drug dealer in Rancho.
294
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:23,699
Zippo.
295
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,865
Zippo Tomlin?
296
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,534
Yeah, I think so.
297
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:29,739
Son, do you even know who Tomlin is?
298
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,977
I, I know I'm getting bits
and pieces of information.
299
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,620
He's the leader of the most
brutal biker gang in the state.
300
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,351
Now, do you know how
he got the nickname Zippo?
301
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,690
From one of his two best
friends that he lives with.
302
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,160
I don't think so, son.
303
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,959
- Okay.
- It's because he likes to set people on fire.
304
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,026
Oh, my God.
305
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,294
Dude's dick burned off!
306
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,457
That was a woman.
307
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,196
- She naked?
- Yes, she was.
308
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,569
Sick. I mean, that's sick. That is sick.
309
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,664
Yes, it is, son.
310
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,641
Unless you want to have a massive skin graft,
311
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,511
I suggest you stop playing dress-up!
312
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,876
Yes, sir, but it was
an honor to work for you, sir.
313
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,007
Shut up, you twit.
314
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,106
Okay.
315
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,356
Yeah, listen. Just a heads up.
316
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,488
There's some annoying kid
that might give us a small...
317
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,587
problem.
318
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,353
Keep an eye on him.
319
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,740
Get in the fucking van.
Zippo wants to see you.
320
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,941
Like, seven or eight dicks.
321
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,002
What up?
322
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,377
That's how many that I've... Hey, what up?
323
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,374
- That's so many.
- Yeah, that's a lot, you know.
324
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,940
Hey, uh, I don't know
if you wanted to take a shower,
325
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,680
but my old teacher's using it,
so just give him a minute.
326
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,622
That is weird, but I
actually don't have time,
327
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,689
'cause I'm scrounging up money to buy meth.
328
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,723
Mmm, okay. Can I talk to you for a second?
329
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,695
Found one. Okay, Vice guy, let's roll.
330
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,625
We buying meth! Ooh.
331
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,563
Oh, I'm getting that pre-meth
jitters, baby, let's roll!
332
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:59,433
Seems stupid.
Seems really dumb. You're enabling him!
333
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,171
Whoo! I needed that scrub-down.
334
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,477
Oh, I borrowed somebody's
grizzled toothbrush,
335
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,980
but it was way better
than the Taco Bell napkins
336
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,311
I've been brushing my teeth with.
337
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,577
Okay, I'll let Ders know.
338
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,312
Hey, Mr. Buckley, I have the perfect role.
339
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,648
No audition required.
340
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,052
- My kind of role.
- Okay.
341
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,314
What do you think of this?
342
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:22,894
The role of kind of a
seedy, dark, meth dealer.
343
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,529
Is this a new piece they're
opening at the Rancho Playhouse?
344
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,261
No, no, Ed's Jug House, the bar.
345
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,495
- Okay, a Jug House meth dealer, yes, yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, so...
346
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,595
- That is a challenge.
- Yeah, yeah.
347
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,504
This is a good role.
I could really sink my teeth into this.
348
00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,009
Great, I'll, uh, pay for your new headshots.
349
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,306
I'll take them if you want.
350
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,244
If anybody tries to take my picture,
351
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,612
- I'll break their face, you understand me?
- Mmm-hmm.
352
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,810
And who is this Mr. Buckley character?
353
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,611
They call me Johnny Glass.
354
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:51,979
Mr. Glass it is, sure.
355
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,927
Woo-hoo!
356
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,328
I told my boss that
some cop was looking for him,
357
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,870
and he wants to meet you.
358
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,266
You think I'm a cop?
359
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,400
Oh, my God, thank you.
You don't know what that means to me, man.
360
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,598
I'm not a cop.
361
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,372
I work in phone sales like a dummy.
362
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,482
Zippo's going to have fun with you.
363
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,644
Yo, Kaner, take us around back.
364
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,654
Whoo! Come on, aren't you guys excited?
365
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:24,711
Whoo!
366
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,350
This is outlaw shit! Woo-hoo-hoo!
367
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,518
Come on!
368
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,583
Okay, listen up.
369
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,251
You want to get high?
370
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,619
Real high?
371
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,091
This shit will get you higher
372
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,323
than God's...
373
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:37,927
frozen...
374
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:38,992
semen.
375
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,034
Ooh, whoa.
376
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,597
That's so high.
377
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,573
- That's ridiculous.
- That's how high I want to be.
378
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,977
So what I have here is 16 smackeroos,
379
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,312
so if I could get $16 worth of meth.
380
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:52,806
What?
381
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,551
That's not enough money for my meth.
382
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,751
I'm sorry, what do you think this is?
Rock candy?
383
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,081
I'm selling meth!
384
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,515
I want it.
385
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,087
Cough up some more, kid,
and we're in business.
386
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,920
I'll do anything for the meth.
387
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,327
Okay, then, you can work the rest
388
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,866
out on my ass.
389
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,435
I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm going. Ow!
390
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,771
You stepped on my foot.
391
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,641
Heard you've been asking about the Zip.
392
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,304
Boss, I heard he was a cop.
393
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,278
- No?
- Mmm-hmm.
394
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,016
I also heard that you're a cop.
395
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,482
Yeah, he just told you
I was a cop, but I'm not, okay?
396
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,115
And I'm actually flattered
you guys think I'm a cop.
397
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,181
Trust me, I'm not.
398
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,227
You give me one of those vests,
let's go carjack.
399
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,762
Let's go ride or die, man,
400
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,956
I'll be like, you mean-mugging me?
401
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,397
I'm mean-mugging you, my, my man...
402
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,798
Shush, silence.
403
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:43,892
I was just showing you what I can do.
404
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,368
I will cutty cut you.
405
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:46,960
Have at it, kid.
406
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,096
- Okay, uh...
- Yeah.
407
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,840
Maybe take it to the bathroom, or...
408
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,502
You know what? On second thought,
409
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,069
I want this to be great for you,
410
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:58,048
so I'm going to go to
the restroom and stretch my jaw out
411
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,208
by stuffing it full of toilet paper.
412
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,946
That's how I give a good hummer.
413
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,950
Oh, you ain't going anywhere, round boy.
414
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,115
Round boy?
415
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,951
You see, we don't really
like cops around here, man.
416
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,223
Not at Ed's Jug House, you understand?
417
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,627
I know, I promise you
I'm a regular normal guy.
418
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,359
I work at a job
with an outdated business model.
419
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,628
Then we got a double dick
suck it up at this bitch!
420
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,965
Suck somebody's dick?
421
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,532
What is going on out there?
422
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,675
You suck my cock,
and you get the balls, okay?
423
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,070
Who in the fuck are you?
424
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,943
Who in the fuck are you?
425
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,072
Zippo.
426
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,775
- Who in the fuck are you?
- Johnny Glass!
427
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,678
Ders, hey! Do you have
any money that I could borrow?
428
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,312
Yeah, Ders, who are these guys?
429
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,254
This is Zippo. He's, like, a meth kingpin.
430
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,519
These are his friends.
They like to light people on fire, for real.
431
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,924
How do you chumps know this cop?
432
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,552
Who's this dipshit taking pictures?
433
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,619
He's with me.
434
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,858
And for the last time, I'm not a cop, okay?
435
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,457
Obviously, I should probably be one.
436
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,093
I mean, you should see me frisk.
437
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,104
Okay, stop. Wait, hold on, hold on.
438
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,039
Let's get out of here. I think this is,
like, real life, Mr. Buckley. Let's go.
439
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,576
I am Johnny Glass!
440
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,836
Ow!
441
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,901
Johnny Glass.
442
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,310
Oh, is that funny to you?
443
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,543
Nobody sells around here unless I say so.
444
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,777
Oh, is that so?
445
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,649
Nobody gets their cock sucked in here,
446
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,020
unless the Big Z, Zippo, says so.
447
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,525
Yeah, I'm with Zippo on that one.
448
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,651
Shut the fuck up!
449
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,217
Shut the fuck up,
and you shut the fuck up.
450
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,354
Why don't you say this?
451
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,796
- Can I suck your dick?
- Excuse me?
452
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,733
You heard me. Here's a little coming
attraction of what's going to shoot out.
453
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,469
You mother...
454
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,697
Oh!
455
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,871
Get down, you little bitches.
456
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,205
Come on, get down, okay.
Thank you. 'Cause this is my day!
457
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,872
This is my territory!
458
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,043
Oh, my God!
459
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,378
That was a real knife.
460
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,149
Can some, can we talk to the prop master?
Here, take this.
461
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,054
The wad is blown, the wad is blown.
462
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,519
Don't move, Zippo!
463
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,787
You're under arrest.
464
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,196
How could you do me like that, Sandman?
465
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,230
Supposed to be me and you, brother.
466
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:56,128
- I'm sorry.
- I got your daughter a bounce house, man!
467
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,630
Take it out, take it out, take it out.
468
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,170
Ow, ow, ow, don't wiggle it,
don't wiggle it! Don't...
469
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:04,570
Well, it was a little scary,
but also an honor, Your Honor,
470
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,771
to help bring down
the biggest drug kingpin in Rancho.
471
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:08,904
We did it.
472
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,644
Yeah, I think we can honestly
say that we're better people for it.
473
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,310
And I know for a fact,
474
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,354
now we're better friends.
475
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:17,410
- Yes.
- Yeah, we are.
476
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,186
Well, I'm glad you got something out of it,
477
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,421
because you just blew
a six-year undercover operation
478
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,024
that was trying to take out
an entire international cartel!
479
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,993
If anything, Rancho's
meth problem will only get worse.
480
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,672
There will be a power
struggle to replace Zippo,
481
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,402
which will lead to a drug war.
482
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,203
And I want you boys to be fully aware
483
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:44,178
that there is blood on your hands.
484
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:46,908
Hmm, okay.
485
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,384
That seems a little...
486
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,246
- It does.
- Just a little bit harsh.
487
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,653
- Dramatic?
- Yeah.
488
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,122
I mean, we were just smoking weed.
489
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,181
You could've wrote us a fine,
490
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,056
instead of this whole stupid shenanigan.
491
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,857
Get the hell out of here!
492
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,052
- Okay.
- All right.
493
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,153
Thank you, Judge Browntown.
494
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,597
It's Brownton!
495
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,891
Is it?
496
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,498
He's insane
497
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,739
Ladies and gentlemen,
498
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,908
we invite you to please take your seats
499
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,879
as the thrilling conclusion
500
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:25,317
The Adam DeMamp Story begins now.
501
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:27,681
Lights.
502
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,053
- What's going to happen?
- I don't know.
503
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,820
Whoo!
504
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,638
Why people no love me?
505
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:49,937
Maybe if I pretend
to do methamphetamine drugs,
506
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,006
then people will love me. Mmm-hmm.
507
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,776
This...
508
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,453
is my legacy.
509
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,284
DeMamp Camp.
510
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:01,648
Nice.
511
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,984
Nice!
512
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:08,521
Drugs?
513
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,734
Where are you?
514
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,002
I know you're in there, drugs!
515
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:18,665
Drugs?
516
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:21,770
Drugs?
517
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll