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Latin Lover Narrator: Ready? Okay.
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Jane the virgin was accidentally
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artificially inseminated,
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and she had baby Mateo.
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But he was kidnapped
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and then traded for this flash drive.
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Luckily, Jane and Rafael got him back.
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And they would have
lived happily ever after,
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except she chose to be
with Michael. Only problem?
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- You turned me in!
- Stop!
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But it turns out, Michael was right.
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You paid me to lie to
the cops about Cordero.
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Latin Lover Narrator:
Rafael did rat him out.
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Unfortunately, it was too late.
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Michael had moved on.
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Oh, and her baby daddy, Rafael, well,
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his life was complicated, too.
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See, his other baby mama,
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Petra, was in a bit of a jam.
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He mother killed someone
and then blamed her.
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Talk about dysfunctional family, right?
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Well, how about this?
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Rafael's mom abandoned
him when he was four.
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Oh, and his half-sister, Luisa,
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well, her mom was a criminal mastermind
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called Mutter, and her signature
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was blue silk ties.
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And Detective Michael
was on the hunt for her,
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along with Susanna,
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who Luisa kind of liked.
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As in, like-liked.
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Oh, and speaking of romance,
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Michael returned Jane's tree topper.
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So maybe there was hope for them after all.
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I guess we'll see.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged
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that Jane Gloriana Villanueva loved school.
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(Whistle blows)
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However, she didn't love all of school.
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Specifically second grade gym class.
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- Because of Tommy boxer.
- Yes!
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Fortunately, Jane's Abuela
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gave her the tools to
deal with boys like that.
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Tommy?
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I know what's going on here.
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You're extra mean to
me because you like me.
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Latin Lover Narrator: Ah,
yes, that old Chestnut.
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And just so you know,
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that is not the way to get me to like you.
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I respond to kindness.
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Your grandma's wrong.
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I'm mean 'cause of math class.
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You're only cheating yourself, you know.
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(Sighs)
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Latin Lover Narrator: Yeah,
Jane didn't see that coming.
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- (Grunts)
- Or that.
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(Knocking)
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Hey.
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Latin Lover Narrator: Or this.
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Hey.
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- So, listen, you're probably wondering...
- I wanted to reach out...
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- and thank you for the tree topper.
- Why I left the tree topper.
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(Chuckles)
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I want you to know that you were right,
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uh, about Rafael turning you in.
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Yeah, I know.
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But I get it. He was
looking out for his family.
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Anyway, we talked.
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He and I are all good now.
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And I was hoping maybe you and I could...
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Maybe be good.
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Really?
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Really.
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(Mateo crying)
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Latin Lover Narrator: No, Mateo, not again.
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Mateo.
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Come on.
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Not again.
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Oh, it's 2:37 A.M.
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This sleep regression has got to end, baby.
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- Okay?
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Shh.
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- Try to go to sleep.
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Yeah?
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- Yeah? Oh.
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(Mateo crying)
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- (Door opens)
- Xiomara: Jane, come on.
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Rogelio's mom comes tomorrow,
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and I cannot face that woman
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on less than eight hours of sleep.
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I'm trying, obviously.
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I'm not comfortable with that.
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Wait.
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He's getting sleepy.
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Oh, buddy.
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Yeah, buddy, oh.
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(Whispering): Okay.
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(Crying)
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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(Jane yawns)
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I want you both to know that I am on it.
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When Mateo woke up at 4:30,
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I researched some very gentle
sleep training methods.
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No.
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For you, but there are other
well-researched methods.
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His lovey.
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I'm supposed to wear it in my bra
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so that he can smell me and feel like
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I'm with him throughout the night.
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(Sighs) And your opinion is noted.
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(Kisses)
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Hmm.
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Hon, can you maybe not eat?
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Liliana will be here any minute.
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Mom, you need to just relax.
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Remember, dad said that grandma
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was much more chill
when she's with grandpa.
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- Ay, shh, shh...
- Whoa.
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Hello, everyone.
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Glamma is here.
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(Squeals)
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Jane, you look
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adorable and darling.
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And, Alba, so good to see you.
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(Kisses)
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Hello, Xiomara.
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Liliana.
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Where's Grandpa?
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Well, it turns out that
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he was not well enough to travel after all.
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It's, it's a shame.
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Aw, I was really excited to meet him.
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I know, I know.
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But, uh, you know, better safe than sorry.
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(Mateo crying)
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Can I get him?
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I could use a pinch of happiness
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- in my current state.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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What's going on with your mother?
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I have no idea.
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She was like that the whole car ride down.
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Happy, then sad.
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She wouldn't even duet to "endless love."
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- Did you ask her?
- Of course I did.
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Over and over.
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I even sang her part.
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Jane: Poor Grandma.
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Let me go check on Mateo
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and see if maybe she'll talk to me.
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He's adorable.
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Thanks.
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A little less adorable
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when he wakes up every hour.
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Ah.
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So, Glamma,
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is everything okay with you?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, I'm-I'm just a little...
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Overwhelmed seeing my
beautiful great-grandson.
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Okay.
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Just seems like maybe
there's something else.
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And if there is, you can tell me.
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Okay.
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Your grandfather is gay.
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And he has left me.
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For a man.
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Oh, wow. Wow.
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Wow. (Chuckles)
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Oh, wow.
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You are so right.
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I feel so much better.
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- (Laughs)
- Good, good.
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Now, listen, you cannot
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tell anybody.
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And you can especially
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not tell your father,
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because I know how much
he idealized our marriage.
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And when he finds out
that it was all a lie,
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he is going to be so devastated.
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- Jane?
- Uh-huh?
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I can trust you, yes?
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(Grunts softly)
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No big deal.
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Yeah, it was just, like, you know,
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terrible food on the airplane
and they charge for it now.
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So it's so annoying.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I'll just send a series
of irate tweets to the airline.
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They're gonna respond with a
flight voucher or something.
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- Thank you, Jane.
- No problem.
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Okay, I'm gonna go shower,
because I got to go teach.
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Thank you guys for watching Mateo.
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Latin Lover Narrator:
Okay, from one mama drama
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to another.
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Woman: There's security
footage of you wheeling Ivan
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out of the hotel.
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I was helping my mother.
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The murder weapon have Ivan's blood
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on it and your fingerprints.
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Yeah, but this isn't the murder weapon.
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The murder weapon was my mother's hook.
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Woman: Well, no one knows where that is.
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'Cause she had that one removed last month.
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It could be at the bottom of the ocean.
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And without it,
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the case comes down
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to your word against hers.
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My mother is a convicted felon.
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She also came forward... You didn't.
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Rafael: Okay.
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Okay, so what happens next?
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(Muffled): Because Petra
obviously didn't do this.
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(Muffled): Indictment is likely.
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Self-defense.
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It's 15 years to life.
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Without the murder weapon...
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Petra.
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Yeah, sorry. What were you saying?
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That you will be indicted
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unless you can get your mother to confess.
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We're gonna figure this out, okay?
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Latin Lover Narrator: Also nervous...
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Jane.
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Not indicted-for-murder nervous,
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more like first-day-as-a-teacher's-assistant
nervous.
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(Whispering): Okay.
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(Door opens)
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Oh, hi.
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(Indistinct chatter)
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Welcome. (Chuckles)
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Wow, there's lots of tall people here.
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Whoa.
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Hmm, okay.
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Welcome to Great Books 105.
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I am Jane Villanueva,
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your section leader.
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And I can promise you
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that the course name d... oh.
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Hi.
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I was just... (Clears throat)
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I can promise you that the
course name doesn't lie.
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These are great books.
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Okay, so I hope you all enjoyed
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"Pride and Prejudice" over your break.
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I know I loved rereading it.
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We'll start
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with the immortal line,
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"it is a truth universally acknowledged
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"that a single man in
possession of a good fortune
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must be in want of a wife."
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Can anyone unpack that?
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(Sighs) Okay, I'm gonna steer a little.
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Uh, thoughts on how it frames
the marriage plot narrative
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in satirical, rather than
straightforward, terms?
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You.
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Any thoughts on the quote?
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Uh...
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_
277
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_
278
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I haven't gotten to that
part of the book yet.
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(Chuckles)
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It's the first line.
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(Laughter)
282
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Did you read the book?
283
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Uh, dude.
284
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What's up with the teacher?
285
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Books for Ballers is supposed to be easy.
286
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Excuse me.
287
00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,909
What did you call this class?
288
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Uh, Books for Ballers.
289
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"Books for..."
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Student: If you're actually gonna make us
291
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read all these books,
can you at least explain
292
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how to drop the class first?
293
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(Laughter)
294
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Latin Lover Narrator: Yeah, so it's a truth
295
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universally acknowledged
296
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that Jane did not see that coming.
297
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,360
Wow, and they got a shot off.
298
00:10:12,385 --> 00:10:13,935
- What a game.
- Wow.
299
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,402
Latin Lover Narrator: I'm confused.
300
00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:16,760
Who are these people,
and what have they done
301
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with the Villanuevas?
302
00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:20,066
Okay, cool. This is exciting.
303
00:10:20,091 --> 00:10:22,600
Right? I mean, one point
right before the buzzer.
304
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,706
_
305
00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:25,960
Well, way to be supportive.
306
00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:27,467
I'm trying to connect with
my students here, Abuela.
307
00:10:27,492 --> 00:10:28,757
_
308
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:29,981
_
309
00:10:30,124 --> 00:10:31,896
_
310
00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:34,031
Stop. Please.
311
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_
312
00:10:38,062 --> 00:10:40,370
_
313
00:10:40,395 --> 00:10:41,681
_
314
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:43,748
Okay, well, I'm not doing that, so, enough.
315
00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:47,926
- (Sighs)
- (Phone chimes)
316
00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:52,893
_
317
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,379
_
318
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,110
_
319
00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:00,624
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320
00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:05,876
(Indistinct conversation)
321
00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:07,284
Latin Lover Narrator: Don't look at me.
322
00:11:07,286 --> 00:11:09,498
I have no idea who she is, either.
323
00:11:16,983 --> 00:11:18,495
This makes no sense.
324
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,473
These therapy transcripts
are just the ramblings
325
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of a mentally ill woman.
326
00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:24,729
Well, if Mia was gonna
hide out in an institution,
327
00:11:24,754 --> 00:11:26,070
she's got to make it look real.
328
00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:28,095
- Latin Lover Narrator: To give you a refresher...
- _
329
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,148
(Bell dings twice)
330
00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:31,829
_
331
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,353
(Bell dings twice)
332
00:11:33,378 --> 00:11:35,153
_
333
00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:36,628
(Bell dings twice)
334
00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:38,633
- (Scoffs) Well, she did a good job.
- _
335
00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:39,675
I mean, listen to this:
336
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,569
"Mia likes mint chip ice cream.
337
00:11:41,594 --> 00:11:44,196
"She dreams of vacationing
by a magical lake.
338
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Collects hummel figurines."
339
00:11:46,113 --> 00:11:48,212
Well, it doesn't mean anything to us.
340
00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:51,238
But... it might mean
something to your girlfriend.
341
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:53,021
Oh, shut up.
342
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,380
But, yeah, we're gonna
have to talk to Luisa.
343
00:11:56,255 --> 00:11:58,399
- Heads or tails?
- Heads.
344
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,695
You gonna wear something sexy?
345
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,366
It's gonna be so awkward.
346
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:06,013
Latin Lover Narrator: Well, at
least not as awkward as this.
347
00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:08,136
Liliana: When Manuel was touching me,
348
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,494
and we were making love,
349
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:12,502
is-is he thinking about
another man the whole time?
350
00:12:12,527 --> 00:12:14,051
- You know?
- Yeah, I do.
351
00:12:14,076 --> 00:12:14,715
Xiomara: Oh.
352
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:15,649
Hey there.
353
00:12:15,674 --> 00:12:17,578
Latin Lover Narrator: Uh-oh. Did she hear that?
354
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:20,237
I-I think your Uber's
waiting outside, Liliana.
355
00:12:20,262 --> 00:12:21,261
Thank you very much.
356
00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:22,535
Okay, I will, uh...
357
00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:25,224
I will see all of you tomorrow.
358
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,689
So, where are those Cubanos?
359
00:12:29,002 --> 00:12:31,548
I think I might've found something out.
360
00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,783
- You heard?
- You know?
361
00:12:33,807 --> 00:12:35,774
- She told me this morning.
- She who?
362
00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:37,264
Wait, what did you find out?
363
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,289
I think Michael has a girlfriend.
364
00:12:39,732 --> 00:12:41,327
He does?
365
00:12:41,352 --> 00:12:42,170
I don't know.
366
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,426
I saw him talking to someone
367
00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:44,783
and they looked like a couple.
368
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,149
I know because of the tree
topper, you thought maybe...
369
00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:49,590
Yeah, no, uh...
370
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,001
It's good to know.
371
00:12:51,026 --> 00:12:52,660
Or maybe know.
372
00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:54,845
So, wait, what were you talking about?
373
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,703
Yeah, no, same thing.
374
00:12:56,728 --> 00:12:57,993
Jane...
375
00:12:58,018 --> 00:12:59,719
Okay, but you have to
swear not to tell anybody.
376
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:00,515
I swear!
377
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,177
- Manuel is gay.
- What...?
378
00:13:03,202 --> 00:13:04,763
And he's leaving Liliana for a man,
379
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:06,704
and she doesn't want anybody
to know, especially Rogelio.
380
00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,195
Well, why doesn't she want to tell Rogelio?
381
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,498
She doesn't think he can handle it.
382
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,151
- Of course he can.
- No kidding. That's what I said.
383
00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:12,111
(Mateo fusses)
384
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:14,086
Okay, Mr. Sweetface...
385
00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,862
You and I are gonna go take a bath.
386
00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:16,970
You are officially on the clock,
387
00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,691
'cause tonight, you are sleeping!
388
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,382
I found a great method.
389
00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:23,187
- _
- And you took a nice bath.
390
00:13:23,284 --> 00:13:25,509
And you got your cute jammies on.
391
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,234
And here's your lovey.
392
00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:31,177
Yes. And now I'm going to rock him
393
00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:34,086
until he's drowsy but not asleep,
394
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:36,537
and then I'm going to put him in his crib.
395
00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:39,634
_
396
00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:41,491
_
397
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,581
Yes.
398
00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:44,853
I do this now, and then,
399
00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:46,250
every time he wakes up,
400
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:48,045
I give him a little less comfort,
401
00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,375
so by the end of the night,
402
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,583
all he needs is a pat to go to sleep.
403
00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,712
You see?
404
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,820
(Mateo crying)
405
00:14:07,866 --> 00:14:10,016
Good evening, folks, I'm John Salley.
406
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,319
And I'm Lee Reherman.
407
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:13,208
And welcome to sleep tonight.
408
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,066
And tonight, team Villanueva
409
00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:16,473
is going to attempt
410
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:17,621
gentle sleep learning.
411
00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,980
- _
- Oh...
412
00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,338
Okay...
413
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,237
Lee: So it's early in
the first quarter, John.
414
00:14:24,262 --> 00:14:26,512
And it looks like she's going to go
415
00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:28,599
with the kissing and rocking combo.
416
00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:29,919
Let's see if it works.
417
00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:31,660
All right.
418
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:38,925
(Mateo crying)
419
00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:43,368
Okay... okay... (Crying continues)
420
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:44,466
You see here, Lee?
421
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:47,776
Villanueva has the lovey placed just so.
422
00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:49,384
Now she slides a pacifier in.
423
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:50,552
Lee: Oh, that's straight butter!
424
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,668
Now she's patting his back gently.
425
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:54,489
Do not count Villanueva out.
426
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:55,293
No way.
427
00:14:55,318 --> 00:14:57,054
(Door creaks)
428
00:14:58,903 --> 00:15:01,007
(Mateo cries)
429
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:04,579
And a typical rookie mistake, John!
430
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,754
I'm with Alba on this one.
431
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,840
She's got the experience and the know-how.
432
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,404
(Mateo crying) We are definitely going
433
00:15:09,429 --> 00:15:10,711
into overtime tonight.
434
00:15:10,736 --> 00:15:12,348
(Yawns)
435
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:19,063
Petra: How do you sleep at night?
436
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:21,004
Sleeping pills.
437
00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:22,329
I have a prescription.
438
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,604
I'm serious.
439
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:26,096
Because I am a survivor, Petra.
440
00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:28,238
And I raise you to be one, too.
441
00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:30,396
Which is why you will get through this.
442
00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:31,453
I promise.
443
00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:33,312
Mother, stop!
444
00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:37,324
I can't go to jail for
something I didn't do!
445
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,516
You know what really happened that night.
446
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:40,849
I walked in.
447
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,933
You were standing over Ivan's body.
448
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,291
Your hook was bloody!
449
00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:45,875
And here is what I know.
450
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,397
There is a recorder
451
00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:49,384
hidden somewhere in this room.
452
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:51,333
So I will speak loudly enough:
453
00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:54,153
Stop lying, Petra.
454
00:15:54,178 --> 00:15:56,882
Admit what you did.
455
00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:02,932
(Door closes)
456
00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:11,894
- _
- (Yawning loudly)
457
00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:15,847
- _
- Okay, new plan.
458
00:16:15,872 --> 00:16:17,525
It's called "gentle, independent sleep,"
459
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,350
and I watched a whole
video on it last night.
460
00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,020
Perky instructor (On video):
First, we say good night,
461
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,211
- _
- and remember, be peppy,
462
00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:24,758
so little Leo knows that
it's going to be okay.
463
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,688
So, you leave him and you
check in in five minutes.
464
00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:27,986
And then you check in in ten minutes
465
00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:29,044
and then you check in in 15 minutes
466
00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:29,869
until he falls asleep,
467
00:16:29,894 --> 00:16:31,671
and then he doesn't feel
like you abandoned him.
468
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:32,251
What do you think?
469
00:16:32,276 --> 00:16:34,883
_
470
00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,481
_
471
00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:37,947
_
472
00:16:37,972 --> 00:16:39,334
(Gasps) Ma!
473
00:16:39,359 --> 00:16:41,075
I'm sorry, I'm too
exhausted to keep secrets.
474
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,740
- She won't say anything.
- Mm-mm.
475
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:43,354
Ay...
476
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,465
_
477
00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:46,538
_
478
00:16:46,563 --> 00:16:51,055
_
479
00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:54,421
_
480
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,030
Trust me, I know how difficult this is.
481
00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:58,054
You don't.
482
00:16:58,335 --> 00:16:59,384
If you did, you wouldn't be
483
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,742
asking me these questions
484
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,183
that I don't have the answer to.
485
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,684
We're just looking for anything.
486
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:06,543
And I was only six years old
the last time I saw my mom.
487
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,011
(Sighs)
488
00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:09,705
Look, I know what it feels like
489
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,897
to try to remember someone.
490
00:17:13,035 --> 00:17:16,439
My father left us when I was about five.
491
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,413
All my memories of him...
492
00:17:20,809 --> 00:17:23,092
Well, I don't know if they're real.
493
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:25,084
Or from pictures...
494
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:27,643
Or from what my mom told me.
495
00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:31,088
- But anything you can remember...
- (Sighs)
496
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:34,171
No matter how small the detail...
497
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,666
Well, it could help.
498
00:17:41,939 --> 00:17:44,106
Are you trying to use
the fact that I like you
499
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,008
to try and get me to trust you?
500
00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:48,435
A little bit, yes.
501
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,821
(Laughing)
502
00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:51,880
We need to find your mother, Luisa.
503
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,455
Is there anything you can remember?
504
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,647
Anything at all?
505
00:17:57,818 --> 00:17:59,101
(Groans)
506
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,037
(Voice breaking): I remember
that she was beautiful
507
00:18:07,062 --> 00:18:12,512
and... I remember the story
that she used to tell me
508
00:18:12,537 --> 00:18:15,421
about this lake with magic fish.
509
00:18:15,446 --> 00:18:16,612
A lake?
510
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:19,123
There's something in her file
511
00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:20,874
about a magical lake.
512
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,930
"Bioluminescent organisms in the water
513
00:18:22,954 --> 00:18:25,337
create a glow under the surface"!
514
00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:27,345
So the magic fish are real?
515
00:18:27,385 --> 00:18:29,636
Susanna: Longbourne Lagoon.
516
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:32,061
See? A lead!
517
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:34,197
Jane: But then Elizabeth Bennet
518
00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:35,126
takes the lead,
519
00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:37,905
outmaneuvering the powerful
lady Catherine de Bourgh
520
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,248
in the final pages,
521
00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:41,219
and that is why "Pride and Prejudice"
522
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:44,161
is just like the George Mason-UConn matchup
523
00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:46,827
in the 2006 NCAA tournament... Boom!
524
00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:47,672
(Cheering, class bell rings)
525
00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:48,729
Yeah! Oh, oh, okay!
526
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,021
This was a good class today, guys!
527
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,379
Don't forget to turn in
your paper on your way out!
528
00:18:52,404 --> 00:18:55,320
(Indistinct conversations)
529
00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:58,569
Matt... Matt?
530
00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:00,159
McBaskets?
531
00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:01,644
Your paper?
532
00:19:01,669 --> 00:19:04,186
Oh. Yeah. I didn't do it.
533
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,985
Big game Saturday.
534
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,505
Any chance you'd cut me
some slack this time?
535
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,523
I'll give you a one-day extension.
536
00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:13,632
But you have to have it in my in-box
537
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,452
at the end of the day tomorrow.
538
00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:18,127
Wow. (Laughs nervously)
539
00:19:18,152 --> 00:19:19,774
You're killing me, Prof.
540
00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:21,392
Rogelio: My father is dying.
541
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,750
What-what do you mean?
542
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:24,558
I mean, think about it.
543
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,416
He was too ill to travel.
544
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:28,870
And I can't even bring him
up to my mother without her
545
00:19:28,895 --> 00:19:29,942
changing the subject.
546
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:30,594
(Door opens, closes)
547
00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:32,702
Clearly, he is dying.
548
00:19:32,727 --> 00:19:35,389
- Who is dying?
- His dad.
549
00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:36,747
He thinks.
550
00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:38,321
I'm not ready to lose him.
551
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:39,948
But I must stay strong.
552
00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:41,158
I have to help my father
553
00:19:41,183 --> 00:19:43,517
achieve everything on his bucket list.
554
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,628
I have to make sure he gets to
see Bette Midler in concert.
555
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,236
And Wicked on Broadway.
556
00:19:49,261 --> 00:19:52,520
He always wanted to vacation in Mykonos.
557
00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:56,129
A place in provincetown
might not be feasible,
558
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,854
given my current budget, but...
559
00:19:57,879 --> 00:19:59,007
Dad...
560
00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:01,744
Manuel is not dying.
561
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,605
He is gay.
562
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,588
And he's leaving Glamma for a man,
563
00:20:05,614 --> 00:20:07,614
and that's why she's been acting so weird.
564
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:08,740
Gay?
565
00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:10,264
Wait...
566
00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:11,493
(Snorts)
567
00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:13,568
But... but that's impossible.
568
00:20:13,593 --> 00:20:15,829
Surely there would have been some sign.
569
00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:17,312
_
570
00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:18,646
_
571
00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,118
_
572
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:22,022
_
573
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,016
It is true.
574
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,374
Wow.
575
00:20:25,399 --> 00:20:26,792
And he's leaving my mother.
576
00:20:26,817 --> 00:20:29,560
And why did she tell you all, and not me?
577
00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:31,522
Well, she didn't tell all of us, just me.
578
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,719
And, for some reason,
579
00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:34,120
she didn't think that you could handle it.
580
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,141
What?!
581
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,007
Everybody knows how
gay-friendly I am... please.
582
00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:38,766
I was on the cover of Out magazine
583
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,258
in an issue that also
featured my very suggestive
584
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,528
editorial spread with Neil Patrick Harris!
585
00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:45,436
(Gasps)
586
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,639
I must convince her of this.
587
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,008
Latin Lover Narrator:
Methinks a plan is afoot.
588
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:52,826
But first, this plan.
589
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,126
_
590
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:56,819
Okay... good night, Mateo.
591
00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:57,976
(Mateo grunts)
592
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,873
Latin Lover Narrator:
Remember, peppy, Jane.
593
00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:01,347
Show him no fear.
594
00:21:01,371 --> 00:21:04,673
You're gonna do a great job falling asleep.
595
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:05,523
Hello, everybody,
596
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,071
and welcome to the sleeper bowl!
597
00:21:07,096 --> 00:21:08,295
It is the biggest night
598
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,874
of the sleep training season.
599
00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:10,659
John: Tonight,
600
00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,037
the Villanueva team's strategy
601
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,395
is a modified cry it out.
602
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,531
The question is, Lee, do you think
603
00:21:15,556 --> 00:21:17,627
- they can make it work?
- Well, they'll have to.
604
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,627
And this first play is crucial.
605
00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:23,237
Jane needs to stay out of
Mateo's room for five minutes.
606
00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:26,349
- _
- John: Luckily, she has a strong defense...
607
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,322
(Mateo crying)
608
00:21:28,347 --> 00:21:31,131
- _
- And a deep bench to support her.
609
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,414
(Mateo wails)
610
00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:39,439
You need a distraction.
611
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,475
Let's look up Michael's girlfriend.
612
00:21:42,022 --> 00:21:44,356
- Jane: Is that her?
- Xiomara: I think it's her.
613
00:21:44,381 --> 00:21:46,047
You think or you know?
614
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,238
- No, I know.
- (Mateo crying loudly)
615
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,213
- He's okay, he's okay.
Mm-hmm.
616
00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:52,072
- (Thump)
- What was that?
617
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,572
_
618
00:21:53,597 --> 00:21:55,217
_
619
00:21:55,242 --> 00:21:56,793
What? Oh, my God, let me see...
620
00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:58,497
Lee: Villanueva's been
staying on the sidelines,
621
00:21:58,521 --> 00:22:00,354
letting Mateo run his own play.
622
00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:01,845
But he's struggling.
623
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,678
- (Mateo crying)
- Okay, that's enough.
624
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:09,055
And in the final moments,
there she is, stepping in!
625
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,899
- John and Lee: Oh!
- (Buzzer sounds)
626
00:22:10,924 --> 00:22:13,272
- _
- John: Man, and that will do it for Villanueva.
627
00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:15,093
Tough loss for this team.
628
00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:16,420
Back to square one, Lee.
629
00:22:16,445 --> 00:22:17,525
Alba: Jane.
630
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:18,662
_
631
00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:20,054
He wasn't, he hit his head.
632
00:22:20,079 --> 00:22:23,733
_
633
00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:24,630
What?
634
00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:26,597
_
635
00:22:26,622 --> 00:22:28,479
Oh, no, no, no, not mommy's compu...
636
00:22:28,504 --> 00:22:29,704
(Computer dings)
637
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,144
John and Lee: Oh!
638
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,318
No! That's gotta hurt!
639
00:22:34,343 --> 00:22:35,350
Oh, God.
640
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,875
All right, that's for
the blooper reel, Lee.
641
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,292
Let's see it again, but in slow motion.
642
00:22:43,935 --> 00:22:45,438
Put a fork in her.
643
00:22:45,463 --> 00:22:46,860
Carry her off the court.
644
00:22:46,885 --> 00:22:48,899
Jane Villanueva
645
00:22:48,924 --> 00:22:50,911
is done.
646
00:22:54,227 --> 00:22:57,228
- You didn't save me any?
- Sorry.
647
00:22:57,253 --> 00:22:59,679
Sorry. I'm trying to get
it together to teach.
648
00:23:00,726 --> 00:23:02,376
_
649
00:23:02,401 --> 00:23:05,788
_
650
00:23:05,836 --> 00:23:08,525
_
651
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:10,487
Stop obsessing.
652
00:23:10,512 --> 00:23:11,701
You canceled it in time.
653
00:23:11,727 --> 00:23:13,566
Unless she gets notifications on her phone.
654
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:16,173
In which case she'll see
my name, know I'm his ex,
655
00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:17,447
and think I'm a creepy stalker.
656
00:23:17,472 --> 00:23:18,768
Maybe she's not his girlfriend.
657
00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:19,748
Maybe they're just friends.
658
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,887
Who cares? If she's his friend,
659
00:23:21,912 --> 00:23:23,217
she'll warn her friend Michael
660
00:23:23,242 --> 00:23:24,919
that his ex is a creepy stalker.
661
00:23:24,944 --> 00:23:27,992
Either way, Jane Villanueva
equals creepy stalker.
662
00:23:28,479 --> 00:23:31,107
_
663
00:23:31,131 --> 00:23:32,095
Abuela...
664
00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:33,130
_
665
00:23:33,155 --> 00:23:34,487
You don't think I know that?
666
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:35,849
I was actually thinking
667
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,571
that he'd sleep with me a while.
668
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:38,596
_
669
00:23:38,621 --> 00:23:40,403
Yeah, just until he gets
over this sleep regression.
670
00:23:40,442 --> 00:23:41,679
_
671
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:43,088
Look, I tried a little crying,
672
00:23:43,113 --> 00:23:44,426
because you said to, but I can't do it.
673
00:23:44,451 --> 00:23:45,004
_
674
00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:47,408
Because it's so selfish!
675
00:23:47,506 --> 00:23:48,506
_
676
00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:49,488
It's for me.
677
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:50,712
It's so I'm well-rested
678
00:23:50,737 --> 00:23:52,154
and so I can go to school and teach,
679
00:23:52,179 --> 00:23:53,820
which is also for me.
680
00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:56,056
Don't you think I should
do something for him?
681
00:23:56,081 --> 00:23:58,355
Hon, stop.
682
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,096
You do so much.
683
00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:03,155
I just feel like I've been
choosing myself a lot.
684
00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:06,380
And I feel guilty.
685
00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,405
_
686
00:24:07,658 --> 00:24:11,056
_
687
00:24:11,789 --> 00:24:12,863
_
688
00:24:12,888 --> 00:24:15,359
_
689
00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:18,598
_
690
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,116
What?
691
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:23,022
_
692
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,926
I am plenty tough.
693
00:24:25,951 --> 00:24:27,367
I am!
694
00:24:27,392 --> 00:24:28,534
(Phone chimes)
695
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:30,059
Oh, look. Look at this.
696
00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:32,158
McBaskets made his deadline.
697
00:24:32,183 --> 00:24:34,008
It's probably because I've
been so firm with him.
698
00:24:34,033 --> 00:24:34,998
Hmm.
699
00:24:35,487 --> 00:24:37,170
Latin Lover Narrator: Great.
700
00:24:37,195 --> 00:24:40,146
Let's have a quick look, shall we?
701
00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:44,680
Your paper is plagiarized.
702
00:24:44,705 --> 00:24:46,038
What?
703
00:24:46,063 --> 00:24:48,280
Oh, I-I didn't know.
704
00:24:48,305 --> 00:24:50,922
You didn't know you plagiarized your paper?
705
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,220
From a famous paper, by the way.
706
00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:55,125
In fact, when I was in college,
707
00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:57,784
I wrote a paper about this very paper.
708
00:24:57,809 --> 00:25:00,343
Well, I was, like, inspired by it.
709
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:01,999
Inspired to copy it?
710
00:25:02,024 --> 00:25:03,751
Okay, fine.
711
00:25:03,776 --> 00:25:05,776
You win. I'll... I'll take a do-over.
712
00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:07,196
Latin Lover Narrator: It should be noted
713
00:25:07,221 --> 00:25:09,054
that on another, more well-rested day,
714
00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:11,176
Jane might have been inclined
to grant his request.
715
00:25:11,201 --> 00:25:12,950
No. You'll take an "F."
716
00:25:12,975 --> 00:25:15,665
But alas, this was not that day.
717
00:25:15,691 --> 00:25:18,348
Hey, no way. If you fail
me, I won't be able to play.
718
00:25:18,373 --> 00:25:20,105
Well, you should have
thought about that before.
719
00:25:20,129 --> 00:25:21,401
Are you serious?
720
00:25:21,427 --> 00:25:22,952
Man: Yup.
721
00:25:23,219 --> 00:25:25,700
_
722
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:26,692
I remember her.
723
00:25:26,717 --> 00:25:29,106
- _
- Lived in an old house by the river.
724
00:25:29,225 --> 00:25:30,725
Kept to herself.
725
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,754
- You're sure it's her?
- Yup.
726
00:25:32,779 --> 00:25:34,946
Not too many people around here.
727
00:25:34,971 --> 00:25:37,501
When did you see her last?
728
00:25:41,105 --> 00:25:42,889
They're offering me a plea.
729
00:25:43,256 --> 00:25:44,555
18 months.
730
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,029
I'll be out in 14.
731
00:25:46,054 --> 00:25:47,304
But there is
732
00:25:47,329 --> 00:25:49,545
a 24-hour clock on this offer.
733
00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:51,874
So maybe... maybe I should...
734
00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,785
Should just plead guilty
to something you didn't do?
735
00:25:53,811 --> 00:25:56,163
- No, absolutely not.
- What's my alternative?
736
00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:57,182
Go to trial?
737
00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:59,270
- Risk a long sentence?
- I'll find you
738
00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:00,961
a new attorney, a better attorney.
739
00:26:01,107 --> 00:26:03,506
- She's the best.
- Not if she's asking you to plead.
740
00:26:03,531 --> 00:26:05,248
That's ridiculous.
741
00:26:05,368 --> 00:26:06,650
I'm sorry.
742
00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,975
I'm just...
743
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,091
This is crazy.
744
00:26:10,116 --> 00:26:11,562
I know.
745
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,000
Are you okay?
746
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:17,192
Yeah, I'm fine.
747
00:26:17,217 --> 00:26:18,667
(Exhales)
748
00:26:18,692 --> 00:26:20,322
Just a little dizzy.
749
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,461
When was the last time you ate?
750
00:26:22,485 --> 00:26:25,042
Yeah, see, if you have to think about it,
751
00:26:25,068 --> 00:26:25,990
it's been too long.
752
00:26:26,015 --> 00:26:27,247
What do you want?
753
00:26:27,272 --> 00:26:30,305
- For my last meal?
- No. For dinner.
754
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:33,253
Latin Lover Narrator: Ah, yes... dinner.
755
00:26:33,278 --> 00:26:34,534
And Luca and I met
756
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,501
while I was working at the Marbella.
757
00:26:36,526 --> 00:26:38,068
- It's nice to meet you.
- You, too.
758
00:26:38,094 --> 00:26:41,930
I happen to be a huge fan
of Luca... and Byron's.
759
00:26:41,955 --> 00:26:44,064
- Nice to meet you, Liliana.
- Thank you.
760
00:26:44,089 --> 00:26:47,133
_
761
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,728
I needed some spiritual
guidance after I broke up with
762
00:26:49,753 --> 00:26:52,159
my partner of 25 years.
763
00:26:52,184 --> 00:26:54,184
Here's some spiritual guidance.
764
00:26:54,209 --> 00:26:55,381
Enjoy being single.
765
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,571
Latin Lover Narrator: Wait a minute.
766
00:26:56,596 --> 00:26:58,523
There's something queer about this dinner.
767
00:26:58,548 --> 00:27:02,156
Oh, good, Ricky Martin
might stop by for dessert.
768
00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:03,844
Latin Lover Narrator: Ah, I see.
769
00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:05,503
A big gay dinner to show Liliana
770
00:27:05,528 --> 00:27:07,309
how gay-friendly he is.
771
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,219
So, should we eat?
772
00:27:08,244 --> 00:27:10,219
_
773
00:27:10,244 --> 00:27:13,079
Allow me, please, Alba.
774
00:27:13,104 --> 00:27:14,807
Dear heavenly father,
775
00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:16,334
thank you for making the world
776
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,242
such a beautifully diverse place,
777
00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:20,050
filled with all kinds of people
778
00:27:20,075 --> 00:27:21,772
who love whoever they want.
779
00:27:21,797 --> 00:27:23,463
Like men who love women,
780
00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:25,038
women who love women,
781
00:27:25,063 --> 00:27:27,269
men who love men...
782
00:27:27,294 --> 00:27:31,221
- _
- Oh, no... you told him?
783
00:27:31,246 --> 00:27:32,288
Way to be subtle.
784
00:27:32,313 --> 00:27:34,406
- I don't want to be subtle.
- I'm sorry, Glamma.
785
00:27:34,431 --> 00:27:36,024
No, don't-don't be mad at Jane.
786
00:27:36,049 --> 00:27:37,882
I thought my dad was sick.
787
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,298
Why didn't you tell me, mother?
788
00:27:39,323 --> 00:27:40,204
I-I couldn't.
789
00:27:40,229 --> 00:27:41,392
But... no, I don't understand.
790
00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:42,440
Why didn't you tell me?
791
00:27:42,465 --> 00:27:43,848
Because!
792
00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:49,842
Because he promised not to tell anyone
793
00:27:49,867 --> 00:27:51,896
until I broke the news to you.
794
00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:54,334
And so now, telling you means that
795
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,206
he tells everyone,
796
00:27:56,231 --> 00:27:58,061
he moves out,
797
00:27:58,086 --> 00:27:59,886
it actually happens,
798
00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:02,977
and my husband of 47 years
799
00:28:03,003 --> 00:28:04,621
is leaving me.
800
00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:06,429
Mother...
801
00:28:06,677 --> 00:28:08,560
I need some air.
802
00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:11,246
I'm sorry.
803
00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:24,247
47 years.
804
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,645
All a lie.
805
00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:28,982
I'm sure that's not true.
806
00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,668
I feel like a fool.
807
00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:32,854
No.
808
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,595
No, you're not, mom.
809
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,465
You didn't know.
810
00:28:35,490 --> 00:28:37,041
I mean, none of us did.
811
00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,384
I just wish you told me,
812
00:28:39,410 --> 00:28:40,832
instead of making me stage
813
00:28:40,857 --> 00:28:43,868
a ridiculous dinner with a random...
814
00:28:43,892 --> 00:28:45,608
Hey, guys.
815
00:28:45,989 --> 00:28:47,238
Thanks for coming.
816
00:28:47,263 --> 00:28:49,129
Real honor.
817
00:28:53,403 --> 00:28:55,570
Are you okay?
818
00:28:55,595 --> 00:28:57,428
Oh, I'm terrified.
819
00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,538
I moved in with your father
820
00:28:59,564 --> 00:29:02,314
right out of my parents' house.
821
00:29:06,293 --> 00:29:08,594
I have never been alone.
822
00:29:09,112 --> 00:29:11,662
You're not alone, mom.
823
00:29:11,979 --> 00:29:13,729
You're not.
824
00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:15,421
I promise.
825
00:29:15,758 --> 00:29:17,186
Latin Lover Narrator: Aw.
826
00:29:17,211 --> 00:29:18,497
There's nothing like the bond
827
00:29:18,522 --> 00:29:20,405
between mother and child.
828
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:23,146
- _
- (Mateo crying)
829
00:29:23,171 --> 00:29:24,513
You promise?
830
00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:26,513
Latin Lover Narrator: Right?
831
00:29:26,538 --> 00:29:27,634
_
832
00:29:27,659 --> 00:29:29,524
_
833
00:29:29,549 --> 00:29:32,425
However, sometimes that
bond goes horribly wrong.
834
00:29:32,450 --> 00:29:34,875
Lucky that the one thing I know how to make
835
00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:37,027
is the one thing you're really craving.
836
00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:39,429
(Phone ringing)
837
00:29:41,096 --> 00:29:42,095
Your mother?
838
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,452
She calls every day now.
839
00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:44,691
I haven't called her back.
840
00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,750
I thought you were ready
to hear the whole story.
841
00:29:46,775 --> 00:29:49,342
Why she took $10 million
to walk away from me?
842
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,411
You know, the more that I think about it,
843
00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:52,769
what could she possibly say?
844
00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:56,291
Well, you don't know. Right?
845
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,827
Look, at a certain point,
846
00:29:58,852 --> 00:30:01,307
under certain pressures...
847
00:30:02,451 --> 00:30:04,803
I might have taken money like that.
848
00:30:05,634 --> 00:30:08,134
And I'm not a bad person.
849
00:30:08,525 --> 00:30:10,191
Right?
850
00:30:10,216 --> 00:30:12,635
No. You're not.
851
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:14,980
Besides, she can't possibly
be as bad as my mom.
852
00:30:15,005 --> 00:30:18,172
You have a point there.
853
00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:23,898
I'm sorry, do you have to do that?
854
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,875
You're kind of holding the murder weapon.
855
00:30:25,901 --> 00:30:27,140
Not really. New ones.
856
00:30:27,165 --> 00:30:28,497
These have an "M."
857
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,155
No, it had an "M."
858
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,563
I saw the picture.
859
00:30:31,588 --> 00:30:32,580
Wait.
860
00:30:32,605 --> 00:30:34,091
Are you sure?
861
00:30:34,117 --> 00:30:36,515
Petra, this is new cutlery.
862
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:39,045
It came in just before the Christmas party.
863
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:40,228
After Ivan was killed?
864
00:30:40,253 --> 00:30:42,056
Yes. Definitely.
865
00:30:42,081 --> 00:30:43,592
- (Mateo crying)
- Definitely?
866
00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:45,336
_
867
00:30:45,361 --> 00:30:46,855
(Phone ringing)
868
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,847
_
869
00:30:49,609 --> 00:30:51,014
Hello?
870
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:51,911
Jane, hi.
871
00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:53,336
I'm sorry to bother you at night.
872
00:30:53,362 --> 00:30:54,797
No, no, no, that's okay, what's going on?
873
00:30:54,822 --> 00:30:56,478
I was calling about a student
874
00:30:56,503 --> 00:30:58,119
in your class, Mr. McNeil.
875
00:30:58,144 --> 00:30:59,811
I'm hearing he plagiarized.
876
00:30:59,836 --> 00:31:01,335
Oh, uh, yeah.
877
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,888
Was I supposed to report that?
878
00:31:02,913 --> 00:31:04,779
No, no, not at all. Here's the thing.
879
00:31:04,804 --> 00:31:06,824
I was wondering if there's any way
880
00:31:07,511 --> 00:31:09,849
he can have a second chance.
881
00:31:10,018 --> 00:31:12,975
Uh... that was his second chance.
882
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:15,031
I gave him an extension
and then he plagiarized.
883
00:31:15,056 --> 00:31:15,871
I know.
884
00:31:15,897 --> 00:31:17,169
I agree.
885
00:31:17,194 --> 00:31:20,993
But... this is a complicated situation.
886
00:31:21,018 --> 00:31:24,199
There's the reality of
university politics to consider.
887
00:31:24,224 --> 00:31:25,557
Excuse me?
888
00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:28,465
Donors like to win basketball games.
889
00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:29,961
Latin Lover Narrator: Oh, my God!
890
00:31:29,986 --> 00:31:31,806
This perfectly encapsulates what's wrong
891
00:31:31,839 --> 00:31:33,664
with higher education...
Privileging athletics
892
00:31:33,689 --> 00:31:35,875
and alumni contributions
over academic rigor!
893
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:36,845
Look, I hate this.
894
00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,037
And I'm not asking you
to give McBaskets...
895
00:31:39,062 --> 00:31:42,405
Mr. McNeil... a free pass.
896
00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:44,183
Just one more shot.
897
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:45,223
So to speak.
898
00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:47,582
Inspire him to do the paper.
899
00:31:47,607 --> 00:31:50,034
Yeah, okay, I'll try.
900
00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:52,845
He basically wants me to give
901
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,569
the basketball player a free pass.
902
00:31:54,594 --> 00:31:56,226
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
903
00:31:56,274 --> 00:31:58,654
_
904
00:31:58,987 --> 00:32:00,730
_
905
00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:03,512
Oh, my God.
906
00:32:03,537 --> 00:32:06,627
- Oh, my God!
- Shh!
907
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,175
(Quietly cheering)
908
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,365
(Laughs)
909
00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:12,099
And it looks like the Villanuevas
910
00:32:12,124 --> 00:32:14,408
have pulled the upset of the year!
911
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,825
This one is going down in the record books.
912
00:32:17,532 --> 00:32:19,111
_
913
00:32:19,136 --> 00:32:21,669
_
914
00:32:24,816 --> 00:32:26,566
Jane: Uh, Matt?
915
00:32:26,591 --> 00:32:27,818
Hey, you talk to Professor Blake?
916
00:32:27,843 --> 00:32:28,791
- I did.
- Cool.
917
00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:30,617
Oh, a-and if you want that "F" removed
918
00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:31,861
so you can play tomorrow, you're gonna have
919
00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:33,652
to write a new paper... today.
920
00:32:33,677 --> 00:32:34,852
Didn't Professor Blake
921
00:32:34,878 --> 00:32:36,189
tell you to give me a break?
922
00:32:36,214 --> 00:32:39,048
- No, he suggested I give you a break.
- Yeah.
923
00:32:39,073 --> 00:32:40,689
You know, for an English teacher,
924
00:32:40,714 --> 00:32:42,473
I don't really think you understand nuance.
925
00:32:42,498 --> 00:32:44,699
I'm not doing you any favors
by giving you a free pass.
926
00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:47,393
Actually, you would be
doing me a huge favor by...
927
00:32:47,418 --> 00:32:48,857
Not in the long run.
928
00:32:48,882 --> 00:32:50,927
Come on, no speeches, okay?
929
00:32:50,952 --> 00:32:52,353
I'm not a writer. I'm never gonna be.
930
00:32:52,378 --> 00:32:54,553
I'm not saying you have to be a writer.
931
00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:56,033
But you do have skills
932
00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,724
that would improve with a little hard work.
933
00:32:58,025 --> 00:32:59,408
I mean, why won't you even try?
934
00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:00,799
Because who wants to spend time
935
00:33:00,824 --> 00:33:02,062
doing something they aren't good at?
936
00:33:02,087 --> 00:33:03,187
I don't see you out there on the court
937
00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:04,589
playing basketball.
938
00:33:05,923 --> 00:33:07,339
Try me.
939
00:33:07,381 --> 00:33:09,582
You serious?
940
00:33:09,584 --> 00:33:10,734
I make a basket,
941
00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:12,342
you have to sit down and write the paper.
942
00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:14,023
For real?
943
00:33:14,047 --> 00:33:15,948
Latin Lover Narrator: No, not for real.
944
00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:18,126
Yes, let's do it.
945
00:33:18,151 --> 00:33:20,014
Let's do it.
946
00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:24,120
(Muttering)
947
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:29,869
One basket, you write the paper.
948
00:33:29,894 --> 00:33:32,762
One basket, I'll write you that paper.
949
00:33:35,564 --> 00:33:37,064
Oh!
950
00:33:37,089 --> 00:33:38,335
(Players clamoring)
951
00:33:38,429 --> 00:33:39,460
(Jane grunting)
952
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,137
Ooh!
953
00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:44,743
- (Chuckles) Traveling.
- (Horn blaring)
954
00:33:44,768 --> 00:33:45,990
Double dribble.
955
00:33:46,015 --> 00:33:47,453
That's reaching in.
956
00:33:47,781 --> 00:33:49,693
It wasn't that much of a foul!
957
00:33:49,718 --> 00:33:50,815
(Grunting)
958
00:33:51,139 --> 00:33:52,462
(Groans)
959
00:33:52,487 --> 00:33:54,294
Student: Take it back!
960
00:33:54,318 --> 00:33:56,180
Come on, teach!
961
00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:58,456
(Students clamoring)
962
00:33:58,481 --> 00:34:00,430
Lucky shot.
963
00:34:03,703 --> 00:34:06,005
Student: Just like that!
964
00:34:07,461 --> 00:34:11,797
(Students cheering)
965
00:34:12,722 --> 00:34:13,888
You all right?
966
00:34:13,890 --> 00:34:15,356
Yeah.
967
00:34:15,358 --> 00:34:16,690
I'm good.
968
00:34:16,779 --> 00:34:18,062
Okay.
969
00:34:18,087 --> 00:34:19,894
Let's do it again.
970
00:34:19,896 --> 00:34:21,061
Come on.
971
00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:22,646
Man, I have never seen anyone
972
00:34:22,648 --> 00:34:24,513
as bad at basketball as you are.
973
00:34:24,538 --> 00:34:25,935
But good effort.
974
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,044
I'm gonna write you that paper.
975
00:34:29,594 --> 00:34:32,646
(Grunts)
976
00:34:33,878 --> 00:34:37,448
(Students oohing)
977
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,612
(Students groan)
978
00:34:44,637 --> 00:34:45,970
Dude, no way
979
00:34:45,972 --> 00:34:47,054
is my paper gonna suck
980
00:34:47,056 --> 00:34:48,639
as much as you do at basketball.
981
00:34:48,641 --> 00:34:49,701
Let's hope not.
982
00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:51,563
Latin Lover Narrator: At last, a victory.
983
00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:54,501
Which Petra could use right about now.
984
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,103
You did the right thing, taking the plea.
985
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,682
You'll get out in a year, tops.
986
00:34:59,707 --> 00:35:01,607
Well, actually it's a different plea,
987
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:02,599
the one that I took.
988
00:35:02,624 --> 00:35:03,915
One that involves no time.
989
00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:05,439
Because I turned you in.
990
00:35:06,136 --> 00:35:08,436
The murder weapon arrived at the hotel
991
00:35:08,461 --> 00:35:10,169
after Ivan was killed.
992
00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:12,800
Which means you falsified evidence.
993
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:14,976
I'm hoping murder charges will follow.
994
00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:18,011
Magda Andel, you have the
right to remain silent.
995
00:35:18,036 --> 00:35:20,344
Anything you say can be used...
996
00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,608
Wrong choice.
997
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,652
It should be noted that these words
998
00:35:24,677 --> 00:35:27,520
will come back to haunt Petra.
999
00:35:27,956 --> 00:35:29,638
But you don't know that yet.
1000
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,440
Pretend you don't know that.
1001
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:32,664
It's over.
1002
00:35:32,689 --> 00:35:34,836
Thank you.
1003
00:35:36,212 --> 00:35:37,661
Both: Oh.
1004
00:35:37,686 --> 00:35:39,019
- No.
- (Laughs)
1005
00:35:39,044 --> 00:35:40,708
Come here.
1006
00:35:40,733 --> 00:35:43,226
(Both chuckle)
1007
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:47,304
I feel like I'm waking up from a bad dream.
1008
00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:50,524
Latin Lover Narrator: And
speaking of dreams...
1009
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:53,225
Oh, hey.
1010
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,964
- Hey.
- Thanks for the tree top...
1011
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:58,144
Why did you send a friend
request to my girlfriend?
1012
00:35:58,527 --> 00:36:00,075
Your girlfriend?
1013
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,140
Yeah.
1014
00:36:03,131 --> 00:36:05,382
Oh, Michael, I-I'm so sorry.
1015
00:36:05,407 --> 00:36:06,825
My mom saw you at the Cubano truck,
1016
00:36:06,850 --> 00:36:08,852
and I was trying to distract myself
1017
00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:10,176
during sleep training, and Mateo's
1018
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:11,310
little foot hit the keyboard.
1019
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,334
I canceled the request.
1020
00:36:12,359 --> 00:36:15,077
I'm so, so sorry.
1021
00:36:15,102 --> 00:36:16,553
It's just that when we saw each other...
1022
00:36:16,578 --> 00:36:19,337
Yeah, you didn't want to keep in touch.
1023
00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:21,636
But then you left the tree topper.
1024
00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:23,346
Because it meant a lot
to you and your family.
1025
00:36:23,371 --> 00:36:24,704
That's why I didn't knock.
1026
00:36:24,729 --> 00:36:27,357
You know, it wasn't about us.
1027
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:29,894
Got it.
1028
00:36:29,919 --> 00:36:32,553
Coincidentally, a line
from "Pride and Prejudice"
1029
00:36:32,578 --> 00:36:34,932
comes to mind here.
1030
00:36:34,957 --> 00:36:42,563
_
1031
00:36:42,608 --> 00:36:44,441
That makes sense.
1032
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,465
Look, I'm-I'm finally,
you know, happy again.
1033
00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:50,607
And I want you to be happy, too.
1034
00:36:50,632 --> 00:36:53,299
I want you to be... happy.
1035
00:36:53,324 --> 00:36:55,356
Again, tough love.
1036
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:58,332
Yeah, thanks.
1037
00:36:58,896 --> 00:37:00,630
Which was,
1038
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:03,607
it turned out, exactly what she needed...
1039
00:37:04,447 --> 00:37:06,895
To move on.
1040
00:37:11,701 --> 00:37:15,482
And that night she slept like a baby.
1041
00:37:16,743 --> 00:37:19,278
A fully sleep-trained one,
1042
00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:21,991
which, happily, Mateo was!
1043
00:37:22,664 --> 00:37:24,647
_
1044
00:37:24,672 --> 00:37:26,530
I'm proud of you, too, Mateo.
1045
00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:28,451
Of course, Rogelio didn't
need sleep training.
1046
00:37:28,476 --> 00:37:30,542
When he came out, he knew how to sleep.
1047
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:31,900
He knew how to suckle.
1048
00:37:31,925 --> 00:37:32,573
Mm-hmm.
1049
00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:34,181
Okay, I got the paper.
1050
00:37:34,206 --> 00:37:36,899
McBaskets actually put
some real work into it.
1051
00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:39,043
I mean, it's like a solid C-minus.
1052
00:37:39,068 --> 00:37:40,998
- (Doorbell rings)
- I'll get it.
1053
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,941
Jane?
1054
00:37:45,966 --> 00:37:47,805
Grandpa?
1055
00:37:47,829 --> 00:37:49,864
Dad?
1056
00:37:49,881 --> 00:37:51,987
_
1057
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,402
Ah.
1058
00:37:56,427 --> 00:37:58,238
_
1059
00:37:58,263 --> 00:38:01,689
_
1060
00:38:01,732 --> 00:38:03,375
_
1061
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,644
_
1062
00:38:06,757 --> 00:38:09,843
_
1063
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,641
_
1064
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:12,529
_
1065
00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:15,959
_
1066
00:38:15,984 --> 00:38:18,973
_
1067
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:20,947
_
1068
00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:23,224
_
1069
00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:26,466
_
1070
00:38:26,491 --> 00:38:28,315
_
1071
00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,901
Mom?
1072
00:38:29,926 --> 00:38:31,495
Is that true?
1073
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,729
Latin Lover Narrator: Oh, dear.
1074
00:38:32,754 --> 00:38:34,247
The marriage plot thickens.
1075
00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:36,516
Elena: The story, right.
1076
00:38:36,766 --> 00:38:39,382
When I met your father, I was 24.
1077
00:38:40,077 --> 00:38:41,664
I was new to the country.
1078
00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:43,756
I worked in his hotel.
1079
00:38:43,781 --> 00:38:46,001
I'd heard rumors about his wife Mia.
1080
00:38:46,026 --> 00:38:48,860
How she was mentally unstable.
1081
00:38:48,885 --> 00:38:50,567
And after her death...
1082
00:38:50,592 --> 00:38:52,127
Latin Lover Narrator: Supposed death.
1083
00:38:52,151 --> 00:38:53,999
Your father was devastated.
1084
00:38:54,025 --> 00:38:57,230
Somehow, he... Fixated on me.
1085
00:38:57,255 --> 00:38:59,848
I was flattered, overwhelmed.
1086
00:38:59,873 --> 00:39:01,726
I got married.
1087
00:39:01,751 --> 00:39:03,334
I got pregnant.
1088
00:39:03,359 --> 00:39:06,688
All in the first year in this country.
1089
00:39:07,191 --> 00:39:10,131
But he was... controlling.
1090
00:39:10,156 --> 00:39:12,135
And away all the time.
1091
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,412
So, yes, I...
1092
00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,703
Turned to someone else.
1093
00:39:17,201 --> 00:39:19,585
And when he found out,
1094
00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:22,705
he threatened to destroy me.
1095
00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,563
I was afraid.
1096
00:39:24,851 --> 00:39:26,101
I was young.
1097
00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:28,042
Well, you could've fought harder.
1098
00:39:28,067 --> 00:39:29,483
For me.
1099
00:39:29,508 --> 00:39:31,808
I know.
1100
00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:34,367
I should have.
1101
00:39:34,631 --> 00:39:36,798
But I'm here now.
1102
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,487
And I'm hoping it's not too late.
1103
00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:42,097
And for them, at least, it wasn't.
1104
00:39:42,122 --> 00:39:43,656
So, you were right.
1105
00:39:44,028 --> 00:39:47,112
Your mother did love that lake.
1106
00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:49,679
When she escaped, that's where she went.
1107
00:39:49,704 --> 00:39:52,621
Apparently, she had a quiet life.
1108
00:39:52,646 --> 00:39:54,892
She died about eight years ago.
1109
00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:56,765
Natural causes.
1110
00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:59,116
Preliminary DNA tests on the body
1111
00:39:59,141 --> 00:40:00,677
confirm it.
1112
00:40:01,236 --> 00:40:02,869
Which means she couldn't
1113
00:40:02,894 --> 00:40:06,054
be Mutter because Mutter's
been active recently.
1114
00:40:06,079 --> 00:40:08,788
Well, at least there's that.
1115
00:40:20,104 --> 00:40:22,319
- But wait.
- I can't.
1116
00:40:22,344 --> 00:40:24,831
If Mia isn't Mutter, then who is?
1117
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,234
1983.
1118
00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,625
That's when Mia disappeared.
That's also when
1119
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:29,346
Emilio's company purchased Bar Lunara,
1120
00:40:29,371 --> 00:40:31,467
which we know is Mutter's
money laundering site.
1121
00:40:31,491 --> 00:40:32,882
Yeah, but Mia's dead.
1122
00:40:32,907 --> 00:40:34,245
She wasn't the one hiding money there.
1123
00:40:34,271 --> 00:40:35,779
Exactly, because someone else
1124
00:40:35,804 --> 00:40:37,192
had access to Emilio's company.
1125
00:40:37,216 --> 00:40:39,466
Because something else happened in 1983.
1126
00:40:39,491 --> 00:40:40,741
He remarried.
1127
00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:42,626
It's her!
1128
00:40:43,225 --> 00:40:45,039
Rafael?
1129
00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:47,027
Rafael: Found it.
1130
00:40:47,052 --> 00:40:49,923
I'll be right there.
1131
00:40:54,961 --> 00:40:58,295
Mutter's signature was blue silk ties.
1132
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:01,274
No.
1133
00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:07,415
(Grunts)
1134
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,723
Where is the flash drive?
1135
00:41:09,748 --> 00:41:11,548
What are you talking about?
1136
00:41:11,573 --> 00:41:13,432
The flash drive you traded for Mateo.
1137
00:41:13,457 --> 00:41:15,481
Who did you give it to?
1138
00:41:15,505 --> 00:41:17,010
We gave it to Rose.
1139
00:41:17,036 --> 00:41:19,086
No, she doesn't have it... who does?
1140
00:41:19,148 --> 00:41:20,814
I don't know.
1141
00:41:20,839 --> 00:41:23,408
We gave it to her.
1142
00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:25,512
Why are you doing this?
1143
00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:28,676
What is happening?
1144
00:41:29,212 --> 00:41:34,087
- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
1145
00:41:34,182 --> 00:41:37,205
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