1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,835 Okay, people. 2 00:00:00,860 --> 00:00:02,671 Time to reboot and refresh. 3 00:00:02,672 --> 00:00:04,081 As we all know by now, 4 00:00:04,106 --> 00:00:06,201 Jane was accidentally artificially inseminated 5 00:00:06,227 --> 00:00:07,350 with Rafael's sperm. 6 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,602 Meanwhile, Rafael's ex-wife Petra 7 00:00:09,617 --> 00:00:11,831 intentionally inseminated herself with his sperm, 8 00:00:11,856 --> 00:00:13,355 because she really does love him. 9 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,939 I know, it's crazier 10 00:00:14,964 --> 00:00:16,570 than anything Jane could dream up. 11 00:00:16,595 --> 00:00:19,235 And remember, she's in grad school to become a writer. 12 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,622 Oh, and speaking of unexpected developments... 13 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,952 - Jane? - Grandpa? 14 00:00:22,977 --> 00:00:24,730 Rogelio's mother outed his father. 15 00:00:24,755 --> 00:00:26,290 Your grandfather is gay. 16 00:00:26,315 --> 00:00:28,061 So, yeah, mama drama. 17 00:00:28,086 --> 00:00:30,343 Oh, and speaking of, Rafael just learned 18 00:00:30,368 --> 00:00:32,883 his mother Elena is the international crime boss 19 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:33,805 known as Mutter. 20 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:36,203 And Detective Michael has just realized that as well. 21 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:37,762 - It's her! - But unfortunately, 22 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,850 they did not get there fast enough. 23 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,196 So let's hope Rafael's okay. 24 00:00:43,332 --> 00:00:45,132 Let's begin today with a portrait 25 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:47,576 of the writer as a young woman. 26 00:00:47,601 --> 00:00:51,210 It should be noted that 232 hours of babysitting, 27 00:00:51,235 --> 00:00:53,736 all of her Quinceañera gift money, 28 00:00:53,761 --> 00:00:56,170 and three weeks of comparison shopping 29 00:00:56,195 --> 00:00:58,608 had led young Jane Gloriana Villanueva 30 00:00:58,633 --> 00:01:00,835 to this very moment. 31 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:06,169 Now I can write anywhere 32 00:01:06,194 --> 00:01:07,465 anytime. 33 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:10,464 And so she took her first laptop everywhere, 34 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,322 waiting for the muse to strike. 35 00:01:13,155 --> 00:01:15,226 And she waited. 36 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:17,875 And still waiting. 37 00:01:18,194 --> 00:01:19,761 Seriously, anytime, muse. 38 00:01:19,786 --> 00:01:22,063 She's ready. 39 00:01:22,088 --> 00:01:25,450 And just when she was beginning to feel defeated, 40 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:27,992 there it was. 41 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:38,873 That's when Jane learned a very important lesson. 42 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:42,161 You never know when inspiration will strike. 43 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:45,856 And let me tell you, when it happens... 44 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:50,008 there's nothing quite like the rush 45 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:52,569 of finding the flow. 46 00:01:56,641 --> 00:01:58,618 _ 47 00:01:58,643 --> 00:01:59,961 _ 48 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:02,352 _ 49 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:22,173 A night like this is just the best feeling in the world. 50 00:02:22,198 --> 00:02:24,721 Well, to a woman who's never had sex. 51 00:02:24,746 --> 00:02:25,667 Ah! 52 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:29,073 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 53 00:02:29,098 --> 00:02:32,200 _ 54 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:33,972 _ 55 00:02:33,997 --> 00:02:35,797 Because I finally cracked my novel. 56 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,688 I tried, like, ten different openings. 57 00:02:38,093 --> 00:02:40,400 And then last night, it just came 58 00:02:40,425 --> 00:02:41,953 in, like, a rush. 59 00:02:41,978 --> 00:02:43,456 Yay, yay, yay! 60 00:02:43,481 --> 00:02:44,604 Why are you so happy? 61 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:46,396 Because you cracked your novel. 62 00:02:46,746 --> 00:02:48,948 And after last night, 63 00:02:48,973 --> 00:02:50,675 Rogelio finally sees his mother 64 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,648 for the master manipulator she is. 65 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,599 Ah, yes, last night. 66 00:02:54,631 --> 00:02:58,003 _ 67 00:02:58,028 --> 00:03:01,150 _ 68 00:03:02,097 --> 00:03:03,765 _ 69 00:03:06,175 --> 00:03:11,306 _ 70 00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:12,364 You don't. 71 00:03:12,389 --> 00:03:13,298 I do. 72 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,522 Mom. 73 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:15,946 Come. 74 00:03:15,971 --> 00:03:18,673 Let's check in on the master manipulator, shall we? 75 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,089 ♪ It's another beautiful day to be Rogelio ♪ 76 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,050 ♪ Wake up, Rogelio ♪ 77 00:03:24,075 --> 00:03:25,708 ♪ The day awaits. ♪ 78 00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:29,627 And in honor of the first day of shooting 79 00:03:29,652 --> 00:03:32,785 of Tiago A Través Del Tiempo. 80 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:35,177 Wow, she is good. 81 00:03:35,202 --> 00:03:37,433 - I know what you're doing, Mother. - Huh? 82 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,956 You're trying to seduce me into forgiving you 83 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:44,041 with a perfect blend of savory and sweet breakfast items. 84 00:03:44,066 --> 00:03:45,372 _ 86 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:49,565 Rogelio, I am simply making you breakfast. 87 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:51,550 It's what I always did 88 00:03:51,575 --> 00:03:54,455 before your professional milestones, okay? 89 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,542 - _ - So, when you say your line, 90 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:59,134 show you them your beautiful soul 91 00:03:59,353 --> 00:04:01,927 and your beautiful teeth. 92 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:06,237 Chewel's Gum oozes with flavor. 93 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:08,007 Enough. 94 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:10,320 I know we made an amazing and dynamic team. 95 00:04:10,345 --> 00:04:11,978 But that doesn't change the fact 96 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:14,494 that you lied just to get my sympathy. 98 00:04:17,239 --> 00:04:18,662 I-I did. 99 00:04:18,687 --> 00:04:21,581 But that's because I knew that when the truth came out, 100 00:04:21,606 --> 00:04:23,909 I wouldn't have it. 101 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,664 I just want you to be happy. 102 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,924 You and Dad both. 103 00:04:28,949 --> 00:04:31,082 Oh, and we were, we were. 104 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,270 That is what's making this 105 00:04:33,295 --> 00:04:35,558 so difficult. 106 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,615 I knew that your father 107 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,869 had his stuff on the side. 108 00:04:40,894 --> 00:04:42,791 But we were partners in other ways. 109 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:46,541 So why is he now trying to, trying to change everything? 110 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,637 Rogelio? 111 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:52,838 Please... talk to him. 112 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:54,296 Convince him 113 00:04:54,321 --> 00:04:57,471 that he doesn't have to leave me. 114 00:04:57,917 --> 00:04:59,560 _ 115 00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:02,094 Yep, he definitely has to leave her. 117 00:05:03,801 --> 00:05:05,890 He was playing right here on the floor. 118 00:05:05,915 --> 00:05:06,549 Mateo! 119 00:05:07,261 --> 00:05:09,010 - Mateo? - Mateo? 120 00:05:09,035 --> 00:05:10,588 Oh, my God, look! 121 00:05:10,781 --> 00:05:12,098 He's crawling! 122 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:15,507 Oh, my God, he's crawling! 123 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:18,041 - He's crawling! - Slow down, speed demon. 124 00:05:23,596 --> 00:05:25,233 My computer! 125 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,059 No, no, no, no! Please don't be dead! 126 00:05:29,084 --> 00:05:30,666 - Please. - Oh, my God. No, no. Try to turn it on. 127 00:05:30,691 --> 00:05:32,934 - _ - I am. Oh, my God. 128 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,753 I can't believe this. This is the worst thing ever. 129 00:05:35,778 --> 00:05:39,146 Well, maybe not ever. 130 00:05:39,454 --> 00:05:41,321 You'll recall Rafael was injected 131 00:05:41,346 --> 00:05:43,469 with a mysterious liquid by his mother. 132 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:45,534 - _ - Or Mutter, as it were. 133 00:05:45,559 --> 00:05:47,128 Where is the flash drive? 134 00:05:47,607 --> 00:05:49,464 What are you talking about? 136 00:05:52,449 --> 00:05:54,752 I gave it to Rose. 137 00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:56,935 No, she doesn't have it. Who does? 138 00:05:57,412 --> 00:06:00,011 I think we can all agree that that's worse than possibly 140 00:06:03,073 --> 00:06:04,905 she didn't know any of that. 141 00:06:05,134 --> 00:06:07,370 And hardship isn't a competition. 142 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,723 My mother... 143 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:12,819 Yeah, we know. We know. 145 00:06:14,702 --> 00:06:16,453 Why'd you want to talk to me alone? 146 00:06:16,478 --> 00:06:18,245 Because my mother wanted the chip. 147 00:06:18,327 --> 00:06:19,948 The one we traded for Mateo. 148 00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:22,326 Do you even want to know what's on the chip? 149 00:06:22,534 --> 00:06:24,143 - No. - All of the faces 152 00:06:29,829 --> 00:06:31,524 My mother says Rose doesn't have it. 153 00:06:31,549 --> 00:06:32,560 Oh, my God. 154 00:06:32,584 --> 00:06:34,836 Nadine must not have given it to her. 155 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,219 That's why I wanted to talk to you, away from your partner. 156 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:40,534 'Cause we probably broke some laws trying to get Mateo back. 157 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:43,132 You didn't. I did. 158 00:06:43,157 --> 00:06:45,090 It should be noted that at this moment 159 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:47,083 Michael knew he had to come clean. 160 00:06:47,485 --> 00:06:49,285 But that didn't make it any easier. 161 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,711 - What the hell, Cordero? - Jane's baby was taken. 162 00:06:51,736 --> 00:06:52,635 I had to get him back. 163 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,248 - This, it's... - I know. 164 00:06:54,273 --> 00:06:55,659 But the chip, that's what 165 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:56,817 this is all about. 166 00:06:56,842 --> 00:06:58,049 Rose took Mateo to get it. 167 00:06:58,074 --> 00:07:00,662 Elena took Luisa to get Rose to give it to her. 168 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:02,289 But Rose doesn't have it 169 00:07:02,314 --> 00:07:04,616 because Nadine didn't give it to her. 170 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,740 So where is it? 171 00:07:05,765 --> 00:07:07,299 I don't know. Yet. 172 00:07:07,324 --> 00:07:08,999 But give me some time, please. 173 00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:10,932 What-what are you... what are you gonna do? 174 00:07:11,372 --> 00:07:12,933 Please... Wait. 175 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:14,688 Hold on. Just... 176 00:07:17,259 --> 00:07:21,229 Yeah. I'm not sure if we can recover the files. 177 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:23,844 I'll ask you to keep in mind that, like hardship, 178 00:07:23,869 --> 00:07:25,604 the importance of files is relative. 179 00:07:25,629 --> 00:07:29,261 Please. If there is anything you can do, it is so important. 180 00:07:29,286 --> 00:07:31,078 Th-These are important files? 181 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,631 Well, in that case, 182 00:07:32,656 --> 00:07:34,493 then I'm gonna really try. 183 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:35,891 Yeah, I guess you get that a lot. 184 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:38,466 It's all relative, you know? Look, 185 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,890 I'm gonna give it to you straight. 186 00:07:39,915 --> 00:07:42,874 OJ, it's like napalm for keyboards. 187 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:46,434 But it's okay. It's okay. L-Look, I-I've done this before. 188 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,299 I'm gonna go in the back, run some diagnostics. 189 00:07:49,324 --> 00:07:50,682 You wait right over there. 190 00:07:50,707 --> 00:07:52,322 Regardless of what happens, 191 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,018 I'm gonna set you up with a sweet cloud service 192 00:07:55,043 --> 00:07:57,610 so that this never happens to you again. 193 00:07:57,635 --> 00:07:59,068 Okay? 194 00:08:03,562 --> 00:08:07,091 Um, heavy flirt alert. 195 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,923 What are you talking about? 196 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,714 The eye contact. The hand on the arm. 197 00:08:11,739 --> 00:08:14,044 He wants to set up your sweet cloud? 198 00:08:14,069 --> 00:08:16,784 Oh. I-I just... My head is not there right now. 199 00:08:16,809 --> 00:08:18,385 I'm in a crisis. 200 00:08:18,634 --> 00:08:21,111 - What? - Nothing. I just think 201 00:08:21,136 --> 00:08:23,183 that the real crisis is that you've lost touch 202 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,801 with the fact that you are a 24-year-old mom 203 00:08:25,826 --> 00:08:27,565 - and not a grandma. - Lina. 204 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,530 I'm serious. When was the last time you got any action? 205 00:08:31,383 --> 00:08:33,591 Virgin action, even. 206 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:34,915 My birthday? 207 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:36,740 When you kissed Michael? 208 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:37,815 Maybe. 209 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,181 That was six months ago! 210 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:41,542 No wonder you couldn't see the flirting. 211 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:44,534 You need a reboot, lady. You see how I used the tech lingo there? 212 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,259 Okay, listen, I just don't really have time right now. 213 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,718 - I-I... - No. No. I refuse to accept that. 214 00:08:48,743 --> 00:08:51,464 You could find a dozen eligible randos on Cynder 215 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,041 while you're sitting on the toilet. 216 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,828 - Look, I'm-a show you. - Oh, God. As romantic as that sounds, 217 00:08:55,853 --> 00:08:57,792 I want a... meet cute. 218 00:08:57,817 --> 00:09:02,094 _ 219 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:03,886 If I'm gonna meet somebody, I'm gonna do it 220 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,062 - the old-fashioned way. - It's 2016. 221 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,636 Ok. Cupid is the old-fashioned way. 222 00:09:08,661 --> 00:09:09,971 That is so depressing. 223 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:11,629 Ooh, he is coming back. 224 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,219 - Look natural. Sexy natural. - What? How? 225 00:09:14,244 --> 00:09:15,980 Shoulders back. Hi. 226 00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:16,880 Uh, 227 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:18,420 - what happened? - Not the coolest sitch. 228 00:09:18,445 --> 00:09:19,844 But let me keep it 229 00:09:19,869 --> 00:09:21,502 a few more days and go deep. 230 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:27,182 But you have a hard copy, right? O-Of your document? 231 00:09:27,404 --> 00:09:30,377 Yeah. I mean, I have, like, a middle-of-the-night one, 232 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:32,472 not with revisions, but... 233 00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:36,322 I threw it away. 234 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:43,419 The garbage. Where's the garbage? 235 00:09:43,444 --> 00:09:47,283 _ 236 00:09:47,308 --> 00:09:49,041 No. 237 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,687 From the Marbella Business Center. 238 00:09:53,712 --> 00:09:54,924 _ 239 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:58,488 Oh, you are saving my life. Thank you. 240 00:09:58,513 --> 00:10:01,829 It's been such a traumatic day. 241 00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:04,686 Again, relative. 242 00:10:04,711 --> 00:10:05,830 I hear you. 243 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:10,751 Can we talk, actually? Out here? 244 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,078 And so Rafael downloaded the whole sordid story. 245 00:10:14,254 --> 00:10:17,118 The injection. The flash drive. 246 00:10:17,143 --> 00:10:19,813 The fact that his mother was an international crime lord. 247 00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:23,316 Oh. 248 00:10:23,341 --> 00:10:27,844 Yeah. So I thought I'd just watch Mateo here today. 249 00:10:27,869 --> 00:10:29,618 - Are you okay? - I am. 250 00:10:29,643 --> 00:10:31,042 I promise. 251 00:10:31,561 --> 00:10:32,994 Go write. 252 00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:34,758 Which, for the record, 253 00:10:34,783 --> 00:10:36,813 she was trying to do, when... 254 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,531 Hi! 255 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,038 Hey. 256 00:10:40,063 --> 00:10:41,672 I'm Brad. 257 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:44,158 Oh, I look a little different with stubble. 258 00:10:44,453 --> 00:10:45,614 Excuse me? 259 00:10:45,639 --> 00:10:47,519 I know. Way different. 260 00:10:47,544 --> 00:10:49,195 What you got there, a mocha latte? 261 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,420 Oh, no... I, uh, I'm actually working. 262 00:10:51,445 --> 00:10:53,924 - Oh, am I early? - Early for... ? 263 00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:55,749 - Our date? - Our what now? 264 00:10:55,919 --> 00:10:57,883 You're the one who suggested coming here. 265 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,174 On Cynder? 266 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:01,317 I'm not on Cynder. 267 00:11:01,342 --> 00:11:02,341 You're Jane. 268 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:03,665 I am. 269 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,445 Yes, you are. 270 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:07,629 Oh, my God. 271 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:10,414 These pictures. 272 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:11,649 Wh... ? 273 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,061 And "rando"? 274 00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:16,517 I've never used that word before in my life. 275 00:11:17,664 --> 00:11:18,828 _ 276 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:21,263 Okay, I'm never telling you where I'm at again. 277 00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:22,422 Oh, stop. 278 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,327 Did you have fun, at least? 279 00:11:23,352 --> 00:11:26,135 No. It was very awkward and confusing. 280 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,199 That's because it wasn't a match. 281 00:11:27,224 --> 00:11:28,000 Otherwise, it would've been 282 00:11:28,025 --> 00:11:30,639 - the most romantic story ever. - Okay. 283 00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:32,332 Send me the profile info, I'm taking it down. 284 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:33,312 Fine. 285 00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:35,282 I'm sorry. I love you. 286 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,406 _ 287 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:44,052 _ 288 00:11:44,173 --> 00:11:46,984 _ 289 00:11:47,253 --> 00:11:51,845 _ 290 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:53,328 _ 291 00:11:53,353 --> 00:11:55,219 _ 292 00:11:56,619 --> 00:11:58,610 _ 293 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,450 _ 294 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:04,337 _ 295 00:12:04,672 --> 00:12:07,517 _ 296 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,704 _ 297 00:12:10,109 --> 00:12:11,539 _ 298 00:12:11,602 --> 00:12:15,125 _ 299 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:20,127 _ 300 00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:23,819 _ 301 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:28,410 _ 302 00:12:28,435 --> 00:12:29,523 _ 303 00:12:29,578 --> 00:12:35,848 _ 304 00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:39,172 _ 305 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,475 _ 306 00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:43,914 _ 307 00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:45,587 _ 308 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:49,242 _ 309 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:53,297 _ 310 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:56,485 And I realized 311 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:57,391 he was right. 312 00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:00,563 So, I'm going to make my mother my manager again. 313 00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:01,235 What? 314 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,339 The Kris to my Kim. 315 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,508 It makes total sense. That's how we started out. 316 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,195 Rogelio, that's a terrible idea. 317 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,420 Why? She needs this. 318 00:13:08,445 --> 00:13:10,303 I mean, I know you don't like my mother, 319 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:12,438 but I was hoping you'd be more supportive of her 320 00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:13,929 in her time of need. 321 00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:18,407 Hey! 322 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:20,866 - Hi. - Hi, Mr. Sweetface. 323 00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:23,091 Oh, my goodness can you get cuter? 324 00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,290 How was writing? 325 00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:25,828 Oh, it was, um... 326 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:27,075 Interesting dilemma. 327 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,620 Do you tell your ex-boyfriend 328 00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:29,886 about an ambush blind date? 329 00:13:29,937 --> 00:13:31,429 Lina ambushed me with a blind date. 330 00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:33,188 I guess if you're Jane, you do. 331 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,344 - She what? - She set up a fake profile 332 00:13:35,369 --> 00:13:37,383 and set up a date. 333 00:13:37,408 --> 00:13:39,671 - That's crazy. - I know. 334 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,711 Was it a match, or... ? 335 00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:45,002 Stop. No. 336 00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:46,192 - Okay. - No. 337 00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:47,801 Ooh. Ooh, whoo! 338 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,267 Who needs a diaper change, huh? 339 00:13:50,304 --> 00:13:52,504 Okay, we'll be right back. Yes. 340 00:13:52,529 --> 00:13:53,795 Let's go. 341 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,376 Yeah. 342 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,616 Mommy's so proud of you. 343 00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,173 Yes, she is. 344 00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,814 _ 345 00:14:14,947 --> 00:14:16,501 _ 346 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,072 _ 347 00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:26,972 _ 348 00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:33,376 _ 349 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,313 _ 350 00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:44,226 _ 351 00:14:46,946 --> 00:14:49,040 _ 352 00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,453 He... 353 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,364 Petra... 354 00:14:59,389 --> 00:15:01,255 Wait, what? 355 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,798 Stop, stop. I'll be right there. 356 00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:08,478 _ 357 00:15:09,547 --> 00:15:11,047 Yeah. Okay, I understand. 358 00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:13,005 Hey. Hey, what's going on? 359 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,014 The babies are fine. 360 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,656 Uh, there was some bleeding. I got scared. 361 00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:18,102 But they're... they're okay? Yes. 362 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:19,782 The oxygen levels are solid 363 00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:21,149 and the babies look good. 364 00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:22,845 But she's gonna have to stay on strict bed rest 365 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:24,193 for the next week at least. 366 00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,135 Of course, of course. 367 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,540 We'll get you a nurse. 368 00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:28,931 24/7. 369 00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:34,120 _ 370 00:15:34,145 --> 00:15:36,088 Not okay? 371 00:15:36,113 --> 00:15:37,936 Jane's thesis. 372 00:15:37,961 --> 00:15:39,984 Okay, back to it. 373 00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:43,864 _ 374 00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:53,024 _ 375 00:15:56,978 --> 00:16:02,752 _ 376 00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:08,606 Okay, take that profile down. 377 00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:10,506 Then it's back to work. 378 00:16:14,219 --> 00:16:15,985 _ 379 00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:19,307 - _ - 42 messages? 380 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:20,304 Whoa. 381 00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,062 Okay, let's at least read them. 382 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:23,619 That's just common courtesy. 383 00:16:24,698 --> 00:16:27,754 I'm Zander. 32, into Vin Diesel movies, 384 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,495 Greek food, and hopefully you. 385 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,273 Damn, your pictures are hot! 386 00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:34,332 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 387 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,376 Colby here. 26. 388 00:16:37,401 --> 00:16:41,005 Me: smart, athletic, successful, confident... 389 00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,127 humble. 390 00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:44,442 You: really big... 391 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,689 brains. 392 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,129 LOL! 393 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:48,752 Yeah! 394 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:50,392 Taylor. 395 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,495 My sister has a friend called Jane. 396 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,015 She's a freak. 397 00:16:58,044 --> 00:16:59,643 What's that? 398 00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:01,235 A wink? 399 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,459 What's a wink? 400 00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:03,585 Oh, wow. 401 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,543 That's flattering. 402 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,087 Let's swap out the picture... 403 00:17:08,112 --> 00:17:10,231 Something a little more... Jane. 404 00:17:10,876 --> 00:17:13,586 Now, let's see what happens. 405 00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,035 Hey. I'm Greg. 406 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,831 29. Scientist. 407 00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:23,783 Yes, really a scientist. 408 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:26,896 I love books, live music and the beach. 409 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,488 Hey, who's that cute kid? 410 00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,111 Reminds me of my nephew. 411 00:17:34,528 --> 00:17:37,236 And just like that, she found the flow. 412 00:17:37,385 --> 00:17:39,698 _ 413 00:17:39,722 --> 00:17:43,134 See? Never know when inspiration will strike. 414 00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:51,286 _ 415 00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:55,278 Wow! It looks like we're going on a date, people! 416 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,900 _ 417 00:17:59,925 --> 00:18:01,362 It's 2016, Abuela. 418 00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:03,262 Ok. Cupid is the old-fashioned way. 419 00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:05,204 Looks like someone had an about-face. 420 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:06,856 And it's just 30 minutes. 421 00:18:06,881 --> 00:18:08,680 I won't even buy a muffin if there's no spark. 422 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:11,907 I became involved in this coastal ecology project 423 00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:13,554 studying Leidyula, 424 00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:16,227 which is a kind of slug native to Miami. 425 00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:17,906 Anyways, 426 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,094 after I graduated, 427 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,885 the conservancy hired me full-time, and... 428 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:23,417 and I've been in Miami ever since. 429 00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:25,993 _ 430 00:18:26,018 --> 00:18:27,018 _ 431 00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:28,250 _ 432 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,023 Uh, what? 433 00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:31,358 N-Nothing. 434 00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:33,316 I-I was just thinking about how my son 435 00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:35,079 would get a kick out of touching a slug. 436 00:18:35,104 --> 00:18:36,649 Oh, Mr. Sweetface? 437 00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:39,243 Yeah. You remembered his nickname. 438 00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,766 Yeah. 439 00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:43,846 Oh. One sec. It's work. 440 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,079 Let me get rid of them. 441 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:51,185 _ 442 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:55,634 Look at Jane... surprised by this happy turn of events. 443 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:58,246 - Also surprised... - I've been trying to call you. 444 00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:00,880 This is a report I wrote outlining all your violations. 445 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,105 Give me one good reason I shouldn't drive it over to the chief right now. 446 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:05,963 I mean... I can't think of any. 447 00:19:05,988 --> 00:19:08,528 Because you need me to find Rose and Elena. 448 00:19:08,553 --> 00:19:10,913 Nobody knows this case better than me, okay? Nobody. 449 00:19:10,938 --> 00:19:13,239 Fair point. Still, illegal. 450 00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:14,842 I want to know everything that happened 451 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,922 between you and Nadine in Mexico. 452 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,986 You leave nothing out. 453 00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,322 You'd meet at the beach? 454 00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:21,592 Right. Once a month. 455 00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,745 Daylight. A tourist place. 456 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:26,225 - Did you hear anything? - Nothing. 457 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:28,764 Actually, I'm gonna overrule here. 458 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:30,278 We'll take the snapshot version. 459 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,235 _ 460 00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:33,335 _ 461 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,360 _ 462 00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:35,385 _ 463 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,563 _ 464 00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:39,865 Stop, stop. 465 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:42,234 - You're going to fast. - I'm sorry. 466 00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:44,408 Okay, so on the day of the meet... 467 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,015 She said she had information. 468 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,673 Rose is meeting an importer, 469 00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:50,224 and they always meet alone... No guns, no guards. 470 00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:52,416 This is our chance to take her. 471 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,540 When's it happening? 472 00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:54,743 Tonight. 473 00:19:54,768 --> 00:19:55,867 What was... 474 00:19:55,892 --> 00:19:57,439 - Ow! - Sorry. 475 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,743 Sorry. I'm on edge. Yeah, no kidding. 476 00:19:59,768 --> 00:20:01,173 You're bleeding. Sit down. 477 00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:02,364 No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's fine. 478 00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:04,399 Sit down. Let me stop the blood. 479 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:06,791 I have a first aid kit in the car. 480 00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:08,606 Question. 481 00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,749 Do you trust me? 482 00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:12,727 I don't know. Oh, you have 483 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,827 to trust me... that's the only way tonight's gonna work. 484 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 If it doesn't... 485 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:19,959 then it's on you. 486 00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:22,524 And I didn't. 487 00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:28,579 And it is. 488 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,272 Her death is on me. 489 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,266 Damn. Nadine really got under his skin. 490 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:34,482 So please... 491 00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:36,319 don't go to the chief. 492 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,811 - Not yet. - I just need more time. 493 00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:40,664 I've never had to ask for an extension before. 494 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:44,052 I just... can't seem to get my rhythm back. 495 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,115 Okay. 496 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,439 A story. 497 00:20:46,464 --> 00:20:47,955 - Hmm? - I have one. 498 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,306 To put this in perspective. 499 00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:53,466 Ernest Hemingway's wife went to visit him in Switzerland, 500 00:20:53,491 --> 00:20:55,758 and she took a big, green briefcase 501 00:20:55,783 --> 00:20:57,432 of all of her husband's manuscripts 502 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,000 because there was a publisher that was interested. 503 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,127 At a train stop she got up to get a glass of water, 504 00:21:03,152 --> 00:21:07,227 and when she went back to her seat, the briefcase was gone. 505 00:21:07,252 --> 00:21:08,544 Well, then what happened? 506 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,479 Besides Hemingway divorcing his wife. 507 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:13,900 Then he wrote The Sun Also Rises. 508 00:21:13,925 --> 00:21:15,651 And the point of the story 509 00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:18,503 is that he never would have written that book 510 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,454 if he spent his time trying to recreate 511 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,016 what he'd already lost. 512 00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:24,297 Yeah. I just keep thinking 513 00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:25,914 that what I had before was so much better. 514 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:28,743 So stop thinking about your thesis for 24 hours. 515 00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:31,366 I'm serious, let it go. 516 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,614 She fired me. 517 00:21:34,639 --> 00:21:36,454 - No... - Your key card and your bill. 518 00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:38,758 I have dealt with some nightmare patients, 519 00:21:38,783 --> 00:21:41,165 but she's a real piece of work. 520 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,451 What happened? 521 00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:46,848 She was annoying. 522 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,243 Too cheerful. That's the second nurse you've fired. 523 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:50,575 The agency won't send another one. 524 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,903 I don't need a nurse. I can take care of myself. 525 00:21:54,251 --> 00:21:56,383 I'll call room service if I'm hungry. 526 00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:57,931 And what happens if there's an emergency? 527 00:21:57,956 --> 00:22:00,579 I'll call you... or the concierge. 528 00:22:00,604 --> 00:22:03,422 You make everything twice as difficult as it needs to be. 529 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,739 Krishna, patch all my calls through to Petra's suite. 530 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:09,374 Yeah, I'm going to be working from here. 531 00:22:09,648 --> 00:22:12,141 I'm not supposed to work at all for the next 24 hours, 532 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,417 so, you know, it's perfect timing 533 00:22:14,442 --> 00:22:16,992 to actually hang out with Slug Guy again. 534 00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:19,484 And thank you, Lina, you were right about online dating. 535 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:22,476 And thank you, Lina, it's a fun diversion. 536 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,036 - What? - Well, that's weird. 537 00:22:25,061 --> 00:22:27,043 I can't find his profile; he just disappeared. 538 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:29,034 Oh no, honey. 539 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:31,792 - He blocked you. - What?! 540 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,283 No. Yeah. 541 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,113 No, if he disappeared, that's what happened. 542 00:22:35,138 --> 00:22:36,784 But he was feeling it. 543 00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:38,842 And he canceled his lunch to hang out more. 544 00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:42,242 And then his friend called and said that his... car broke down. 545 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:43,760 Oh. No... 546 00:22:43,785 --> 00:22:45,973 Yep, I know what happened. 547 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,195 One sec, it's work. 548 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,638 Let me get rid of 'em. 549 00:22:49,663 --> 00:22:53,699 _ 550 00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:55,623 I wasn't clingy. 551 00:22:55,648 --> 00:22:58,866 You, Greg, Mateo and the slug. 552 00:22:59,049 --> 00:23:00,963 Well, I do have a kid to think about. 553 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,834 Only if you're trying to find his next dad. 554 00:23:03,095 --> 00:23:04,274 Are you? 555 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,994 - I mean, I don't know. - No. 556 00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:07,218 The answer is no, okay? 557 00:23:07,243 --> 00:23:09,377 You are 24, okay? 558 00:23:09,402 --> 00:23:12,503 You need to have fun, let loose, kiss a rando. 559 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:15,227 Oh, you know what? 560 00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:17,011 We're going out tonight. 561 00:23:17,276 --> 00:23:18,378 Yeah. 562 00:23:18,403 --> 00:23:19,870 - What? - No, I can't. 564 00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:22,667 _ 565 00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:25,510 _ 566 00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:28,299 _ 567 00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:35,214 Okay, my apron is not rigged to fly off. 568 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,128 What's going on? 569 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,454 Sorry. 570 00:23:37,853 --> 00:23:39,988 Your mother switched the aprons out at the last minute. 572 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,752 Looks like Kris is causing some trouble for Kim. 573 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,823 So what's up? 576 00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:52,941 That's what your mom said. 577 00:23:54,329 --> 00:23:56,670 I'll be right back. 578 00:23:56,695 --> 00:23:58,067 Mother, Mother, Mother. 579 00:23:58,092 --> 00:24:00,677 I see you've met our new costar. 580 00:24:00,702 --> 00:24:02,727 We were very lucky to steal Adriana 581 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,052 - from Bandido de Tu Corazon. - Ooh. 582 00:24:05,121 --> 00:24:08,193 _ 583 00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:09,551 _ 584 00:24:09,576 --> 00:24:11,309 _ 588 00:24:21,277 --> 00:24:23,049 Ooh, diva. 589 00:24:23,074 --> 00:24:24,376 Adriana, please wait. 590 00:24:24,401 --> 00:24:25,989 Wait. Sor... 591 00:24:26,014 --> 00:24:27,973 She comes on a little strong, but she's well-intentioned. 592 00:24:27,998 --> 00:24:29,565 She's not gonna be around, is she? 593 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:31,372 Don't worry, I'll talk to her. 594 00:24:31,397 --> 00:24:33,185 - I'll take care of it. - I hope so. 595 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,533 Or Tiago might have to travel through time 596 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,246 to find himself a new costar. 597 00:24:38,718 --> 00:24:40,847 Is that a new "or else" look? 598 00:24:40,872 --> 00:24:44,129 Yes, I have recently added it to my repertoire. 599 00:24:44,154 --> 00:24:45,173 Is it threatening? 600 00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:46,342 Extremely. 603 00:24:55,552 --> 00:24:56,458 Fine. 604 00:24:56,483 --> 00:24:58,309 Perfect, in fact. 605 00:25:00,442 --> 00:25:01,794 What happened to your neck? 606 00:25:01,819 --> 00:25:03,966 Oh. Nothing. 607 00:25:03,991 --> 00:25:07,038 - You have a rash. - Might be the new foundation they're using. 608 00:25:07,063 --> 00:25:09,130 You sure everything's okay? 611 00:25:11,817 --> 00:25:12,895 but I know you're biased 612 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,701 and have a bone to pick with my mother, 615 00:25:18,761 --> 00:25:19,872 I feel bad. 616 00:25:19,897 --> 00:25:21,412 I-I messed up. 617 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,970 Tell me what's happening. 618 00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:24,715 She's driving everyone crazy. 619 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,612 I have to give Adriana an extended close-up 620 00:25:27,637 --> 00:25:29,515 just to keep her from quitting. 621 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:31,403 _ 622 00:25:31,638 --> 00:25:34,461 _ 623 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,856 Okay, so talk to your mom. 624 00:25:41,881 --> 00:25:43,247 Tell her to tone it down a bit. 625 00:25:45,325 --> 00:25:46,826 Coming, Mateo. 626 00:25:46,851 --> 00:25:47,916 Where's Jane? 627 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,458 She actually went out. 628 00:25:49,483 --> 00:25:50,842 Like, to a bar. 629 00:25:51,655 --> 00:25:53,467 Which brings us here. 630 00:25:53,492 --> 00:25:55,861 - Like, to a bar. - All right, where are all these 631 00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:57,640 exciting prospects I was promised? 632 00:25:57,665 --> 00:25:59,179 Have two more drinks, and they'll start to appear. 633 00:25:59,204 --> 00:26:01,371 - Let's take a shot then. For efficiency. - Yeah. 634 00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:02,966 - Oh, my God. Okay. Don't look now, - What? 635 00:26:02,991 --> 00:26:04,606 but over your left shoulder is the guy from the computer store. 636 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,603 - Oh. - Stop. Be subtle. 637 00:26:06,628 --> 00:26:07,761 - Okay. - Mm. 638 00:26:07,786 --> 00:26:09,953 - Hey, computer guy? - What? 639 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,208 - What are you doing?! - Come on. 640 00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:12,778 What are the odds? He's here, you're here, 641 00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:14,536 and he's perfect fling material. 642 00:26:14,561 --> 00:26:16,294 Dax, hi! 643 00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:18,938 We met at the computer store. The orange juice. 644 00:26:18,963 --> 00:26:21,891 - Orange juice. - Yes. That's right. 646 00:26:23,641 --> 00:26:25,934 Uh, am I wearing a lanyard around my neck? 647 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,827 - No. - Actually, we're all 648 00:26:28,852 --> 00:26:31,447 gonna hit the skate park in a few. You should come with. 650 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:37,871 You want to stay low on the board. 651 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,599 - Uh-huh. - And just feel it out. 652 00:26:39,624 --> 00:26:40,865 You're not that high off the ground, 653 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,588 so if you fall, no biggie. 654 00:26:42,697 --> 00:26:44,764 - Ready? - Yup, I'm ready. 655 00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:46,389 - You're sure? Hop on. - Yeah. 656 00:26:46,414 --> 00:26:47,337 Okay. 657 00:26:49,471 --> 00:26:51,386 Good. Good. 658 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,003 You feeling it? 659 00:26:54,028 --> 00:26:55,452 Maybe a little? 660 00:26:55,477 --> 00:26:57,561 Great. Now, now, you want to carve it out. 661 00:26:57,586 --> 00:26:59,286 I don't even know what that means. 664 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,741 - I am? - Slow down. Slow down. No. Wait. 665 00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:07,030 What now? 666 00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:08,454 More crackers, please. 667 00:27:08,479 --> 00:27:10,175 Without sesame seeds. 668 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,642 Oh, and water. 670 00:27:14,761 --> 00:27:17,128 What? With the attitude? 671 00:27:17,154 --> 00:27:18,907 Look, if you don't want to be here, you can leave. 675 00:27:25,389 --> 00:27:27,289 and saying "Don't worry. You're gonna be fine." 676 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,367 That's what they said the last time, and it wasn't fine! 677 00:27:29,499 --> 00:27:30,849 I should point out 678 00:27:30,874 --> 00:27:33,092 what's unspoken between them right now. 679 00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:35,553 _ 680 00:27:36,091 --> 00:27:37,940 I get it. 681 00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:40,076 I'll get you your water and crackers, okay? 682 00:27:40,101 --> 00:27:43,041 Okay. 683 00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:47,569 All right. We're all good. 684 00:27:47,938 --> 00:27:49,238 You know, I've never actually 685 00:27:49,263 --> 00:27:51,250 seen someone catch air their first time up. 686 00:27:51,275 --> 00:27:53,404 I didn't mean to go so high. 687 00:27:53,429 --> 00:27:56,864 Well, you can't let the fear of falling keep you from flying. 688 00:27:57,611 --> 00:27:59,795 That is so true. 689 00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:03,506 And I should point out, there's something unspoken here, too. 690 00:28:03,531 --> 00:28:05,546 _ 691 00:28:05,571 --> 00:28:09,131 _ 692 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:12,514 - Hmm. - Well, it's all good. 693 00:28:12,539 --> 00:28:14,072 Thanks, Doc. 694 00:28:14,097 --> 00:28:16,404 Now, wait. You're shivering. 695 00:28:38,882 --> 00:28:40,866 I didn't see that coming. 696 00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:43,225 Well, then you weren't paying attention. 697 00:28:45,073 --> 00:28:46,946 I had fun tonight. 698 00:28:46,971 --> 00:28:47,982 Is it over? 699 00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:53,893 Maybe we can continue this on a weekend. 700 00:28:53,918 --> 00:28:55,974 - Mm. - This Saturday? 701 00:28:55,998 --> 00:28:58,242 Oh, Saturday I can't. 703 00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:01,980 You're kidding. 704 00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:03,147 _ 705 00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:04,710 But I mean, I'm mostly mad at myself. 706 00:29:04,735 --> 00:29:06,662 I actually started imagining 707 00:29:06,687 --> 00:29:08,453 weekends at the skate park, 708 00:29:08,478 --> 00:29:11,515 because... I don't know how to do this. 709 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,604 - What? - Date with a kid. 710 00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:14,921 I mean, how often do I bring him up, 711 00:29:14,946 --> 00:29:18,433 and in what context, because the moment you do, it gets serious 712 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,525 real quick, you know? What? 713 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:22,897 You've always been serious. 714 00:29:22,922 --> 00:29:25,040 I mean, you were gonna marry your first-grade boyfriend. 715 00:29:25,085 --> 00:29:30,250 _ 716 00:29:30,879 --> 00:29:33,880 My point is, you're a relationship person. 717 00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:36,444 Yeah. I am. 718 00:29:36,898 --> 00:29:39,995 You know, and the thought of going through all this again. 719 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:42,120 Trying to find the right person, 720 00:29:42,145 --> 00:29:44,587 going on so many terrible dates. 721 00:29:44,612 --> 00:29:46,979 - Till one isn't terrible... - And then what? 722 00:29:47,004 --> 00:29:49,959 I have to start over again with someone? It just sounds 723 00:29:49,984 --> 00:29:53,741 so exhausting. I just want to skip to the end. 724 00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:55,694 So maybe you're not ready yet. Why force it? 725 00:29:55,719 --> 00:29:56,741 Maybe you're right. 726 00:29:56,766 --> 00:29:58,833 You know, I have Mateo and my thesis. 727 00:29:58,858 --> 00:30:00,895 I have enough going on right now. 728 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,132 I'm sorry. I got to go see Rogelio. Apparently, 729 00:30:04,157 --> 00:30:06,150 his mom is driving him crazy. 730 00:30:06,175 --> 00:30:08,806 You had a shadow across your face! 731 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:12,303 I am going to talk to the cinematographer. Again. 732 00:30:12,328 --> 00:30:14,094 Mom! 733 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,846 Deep breaths. 734 00:30:22,871 --> 00:30:25,062 - You can handle it. - I can't. 735 00:30:25,087 --> 00:30:27,149 I'm gonna have to fire my mother. 736 00:30:27,174 --> 00:30:29,188 - Rogelio. - You think I want to do this? 737 00:30:29,213 --> 00:30:30,946 But there's no other option. 738 00:30:30,971 --> 00:30:33,042 Which brings us here. 739 00:30:33,068 --> 00:30:35,035 - Now. - I told them 740 00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:37,227 - you don't pop in peach. - It's actually 741 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:40,899 more of a coral, and I do look good in it. 742 00:30:41,769 --> 00:30:45,522 Mom, this is not working. 743 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,186 I thought it was a good idea to have you here, 744 00:30:48,211 --> 00:30:50,611 but you're just too... 745 00:30:50,947 --> 00:30:52,546 present. 746 00:30:52,571 --> 00:30:54,671 And opinionated. 747 00:30:55,158 --> 00:30:56,770 I don't understand. 748 00:30:56,795 --> 00:30:58,818 Isn't that why you asked me here? 749 00:30:58,843 --> 00:31:00,226 For my opinions? 750 00:31:00,251 --> 00:31:01,517 No. 751 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:04,315 I-I asked you here because you were struggling. 752 00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:08,307 And I wanted you to have something to occupy your time. 753 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,092 Oh. 754 00:31:10,117 --> 00:31:11,149 I'm so sorry. 755 00:31:11,174 --> 00:31:13,378 No, no. Say no more. 756 00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:15,490 I am a professional. 757 00:31:15,515 --> 00:31:16,647 I know 758 00:31:16,672 --> 00:31:18,439 how show business works. 759 00:31:18,464 --> 00:31:20,339 It's fine. 760 00:31:20,364 --> 00:31:22,530 It's fine. 761 00:31:38,811 --> 00:31:45,302 _ 762 00:31:45,327 --> 00:31:48,090 _ 763 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,847 Well... I remembered a sentence. 764 00:31:50,872 --> 00:31:52,605 Just the one sentence. 765 00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:58,189 _ 766 00:31:58,214 --> 00:32:03,302 _ 767 00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:08,375 _ 768 00:32:08,689 --> 00:32:09,871 Hmm? 769 00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:14,133 _ 770 00:32:14,264 --> 00:32:18,299 _ 771 00:32:18,649 --> 00:32:19,700 Abuela... 772 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:23,266 _ 773 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:29,962 _ 774 00:32:29,987 --> 00:32:31,739 I got it. 775 00:32:32,888 --> 00:32:34,475 And, you know... 776 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,433 there are some older people that Internet-date. 777 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,038 I can always sign you up. 778 00:32:39,063 --> 00:32:41,521 _ 779 00:32:41,546 --> 00:32:42,538 Are you kidding? 780 00:32:42,563 --> 00:32:45,162 With that dress you wore at the baptism? 781 00:32:57,303 --> 00:32:58,974 You okay? 782 00:32:58,999 --> 00:33:01,507 Well, my son just fired me. 783 00:33:01,532 --> 00:33:04,319 So... not great. 784 00:33:04,534 --> 00:33:06,223 Okay, look. 785 00:33:06,248 --> 00:33:09,623 So you know, I... I made him do it. 786 00:33:09,648 --> 00:33:12,590 So blame me, okay? Not him. 787 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,575 You're lying through your teeth. 788 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,933 What? 789 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:17,246 No, I'm not. 790 00:33:17,271 --> 00:33:18,706 Xiomara... 791 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:21,132 I overheard you two. 793 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,275 - You think I want to do this? - Rogelio! 794 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,134 But there's no other option. 795 00:33:28,159 --> 00:33:29,655 _ 796 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,714 No. Absolutely no. 797 00:33:31,739 --> 00:33:34,306 You don't fire your mom. 798 00:33:35,707 --> 00:33:38,793 But I appreciate the effort. 799 00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:42,113 I'll be okay. 800 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,728 I know you will be. 801 00:33:44,868 --> 00:33:47,297 And I know it's scary starting over, 802 00:33:47,322 --> 00:33:49,222 but... we're here. 803 00:33:49,247 --> 00:33:51,945 Okay? All of us. 804 00:33:58,869 --> 00:34:01,770 Also figuring out her next step... 805 00:34:01,788 --> 00:34:05,092 _ 806 00:34:05,117 --> 00:34:07,350 _ 807 00:34:07,731 --> 00:34:09,130 Okay. 808 00:34:09,155 --> 00:34:10,922 I'm putting in everything. 809 00:34:10,947 --> 00:34:12,413 Mm-hmm. 810 00:34:12,569 --> 00:34:19,698 _ 811 00:34:19,723 --> 00:34:20,561 _ 812 00:34:20,586 --> 00:34:22,116 Mm-hmm. Oh. 813 00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:26,106 _ 814 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:27,897 Okay, so then the Web site 815 00:34:27,922 --> 00:34:30,297 takes all this information and comes up with... 816 00:34:30,756 --> 00:34:34,084 _ 817 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:36,141 _ 818 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:37,299 A text. 819 00:34:37,499 --> 00:34:40,260 _ 820 00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:41,881 Even better. 821 00:34:41,906 --> 00:34:43,561 My computer. 823 00:34:49,448 --> 00:34:51,678 When suddenly, and I should say, 824 00:34:51,703 --> 00:34:53,903 quite without warning... 825 00:34:59,736 --> 00:35:01,903 there it was. 826 00:35:01,928 --> 00:35:04,311 The spark. 828 00:35:20,427 --> 00:35:21,613 Last stop. 829 00:35:21,638 --> 00:35:23,772 Got to get off. 830 00:35:25,669 --> 00:35:28,043 See, it's true what they say... 831 00:35:28,068 --> 00:35:30,698 or what I said earlier. 832 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:34,552 You never know when inspiration's going to strike. 833 00:35:38,051 --> 00:35:39,643 What was... 834 00:35:39,668 --> 00:35:40,566 Ow! 835 00:35:40,591 --> 00:35:41,900 Oh, you have 836 00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:43,452 to trust me... That's the only way 837 00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:45,009 tonight's gonna work. 838 00:35:45,034 --> 00:35:47,101 If it doesn't... 839 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:49,304 then it's on you. 840 00:35:49,329 --> 00:35:52,428 You have to trust me... That's the only way 841 00:35:52,453 --> 00:35:53,475 tonight's gonna work. 842 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,500 If it doesn't... 843 00:35:54,525 --> 00:35:56,413 What was... 844 00:35:56,438 --> 00:35:57,100 Ow! 845 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,581 Then it's on you. 846 00:35:59,933 --> 00:36:02,806 It's on you. 847 00:36:26,377 --> 00:36:28,282 Like I said, 848 00:36:28,307 --> 00:36:30,346 Nadine really got under his skin. 850 00:36:35,617 --> 00:36:36,780 _ 851 00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:39,278 _ 852 00:36:39,303 --> 00:36:40,600 Hey. 853 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,733 Your computer. 854 00:36:42,758 --> 00:36:44,825 They got all the files back. 855 00:36:44,850 --> 00:36:45,741 Thank you. 856 00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:47,311 And guess who else is back? 857 00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:50,278 Oh. Glad you came, Liliana. 859 00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:55,226 I am the one who suggested that this last scene be rewritten. 860 00:36:55,252 --> 00:36:56,746 I want to see the results. 861 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:04,177 Manuel. 862 00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:09,830 _ 863 00:37:10,443 --> 00:37:12,194 _ 864 00:37:12,219 --> 00:37:14,616 _ 865 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:21,610 _ 866 00:37:21,678 --> 00:37:24,553 _ 867 00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:27,285 And speaking of pride... 868 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:28,822 And action! 869 00:37:31,558 --> 00:37:32,661 Disculpe. 870 00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:34,245 _ 871 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,844 _ 872 00:37:35,869 --> 00:37:40,259 _ 873 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,796 _ 874 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:50,826 La policia! 875 00:37:51,219 --> 00:37:54,721 - It was on me, literally. - What is that? 876 00:37:56,201 --> 00:37:57,513 A computer chip. 877 00:37:57,538 --> 00:37:58,967 Nadine left it with me, 878 00:37:58,992 --> 00:38:01,759 and I-I didn't know I had it. 879 00:38:04,037 --> 00:38:05,837 Honestly, 880 00:38:05,862 --> 00:38:08,629 I don't know what I am going to do next. 881 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,238 But I'll figure something out. 882 00:38:10,263 --> 00:38:14,053 I am... resilient, if nothing else. 883 00:38:14,078 --> 00:38:15,744 I know you are. 884 00:38:15,974 --> 00:38:18,041 And, uh... 886 00:38:20,407 --> 00:38:23,084 Since I no longer need it. 887 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:25,310 For Xiomara. 888 00:38:25,335 --> 00:38:27,018 You know... 889 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:29,139 you found a good woman. 890 00:38:29,164 --> 00:38:31,164 I think you should marry her. 891 00:38:31,547 --> 00:38:34,131 Now, go back to your telenovela. 892 00:38:34,339 --> 00:38:37,440 And we should return to ours. 893 00:38:45,094 --> 00:38:47,248 "Natasha"? 894 00:38:47,273 --> 00:38:49,006 It's a good name. 895 00:38:49,031 --> 00:38:50,652 Like Boris and Natasha? 896 00:38:50,677 --> 00:38:53,411 Fine. Throw it out. Next. 897 00:38:58,974 --> 00:39:00,666 Oh, I like that. 898 00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:02,473 This was at the top of my list. 899 00:39:02,497 --> 00:39:04,330 Show me. 900 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:10,419 Yes. 901 00:39:10,444 --> 00:39:12,085 Oh, I love this. 902 00:39:12,109 --> 00:39:14,009 Let's see them together. 903 00:39:16,135 --> 00:39:18,068 I like that. 904 00:39:18,242 --> 00:39:20,569 Wow, it's starting to feel real. 905 00:39:35,925 --> 00:39:38,084 My mother's a monster. 906 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,680 But you're not. 907 00:39:58,212 --> 00:40:00,279 I know what you're thinking. 908 00:40:00,304 --> 00:40:02,938 Who's Pablo Alonso Segura? 909 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,182 I wanted the love story to start right there. 910 00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:12,851 Completely unexpected but inevitable at the same time. 911 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:14,309 - I love it. - Yeah? 912 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,044 Yeah, there's no wonder you went crazy 913 00:40:16,069 --> 00:40:18,030 looking for your chapter; it's great. 914 00:40:18,055 --> 00:40:20,951 Well, no, I actually wrote that on the bus. 915 00:40:20,975 --> 00:40:22,926 It's a lot better than what I had before. 916 00:40:22,952 --> 00:40:25,085 Uh, I'm gonna be sure and tell my nephew that 917 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:26,243 next time he cries 918 00:40:26,268 --> 00:40:28,193 because his little brother crushed his tower. 919 00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:30,151 Oh, how old are your nephews? 920 00:40:30,176 --> 00:40:31,905 Three and five. 921 00:40:32,078 --> 00:40:35,144 Man, I can't get enough of those little guys. 922 00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,369 _ 923 00:40:37,499 --> 00:40:39,772 Uh, have you read this? 924 00:40:40,754 --> 00:40:43,069 That is one of my favorite books. 925 00:40:43,094 --> 00:40:44,360 Me too. 926 00:40:44,385 --> 00:40:45,787 Read it every year. 927 00:40:45,827 --> 00:40:46,827 _ 928 00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:50,763 I was going to recommend it for the magical realism. 929 00:40:50,788 --> 00:40:53,388 Hmm. 930 00:40:53,413 --> 00:40:55,816 Is that a grilled cheese sandwich? 931 00:40:56,155 --> 00:40:58,014 _ 932 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:09,145 _ 933 00:41:10,632 --> 00:41:13,166 Your brains are so hot.