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Man: Here's your change. Thank you.
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Next.
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Yes. Can I get, uh...
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Chip?
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Can I get an Americano, please?
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Americano?
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It's a European thing... Americano.
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Chip, can we talk?
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Martha, you're embarrassing me
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in front of the barista.
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I'll just have a hotdog.
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One hotdog.
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So, Chip, we have a really important
thing we need to talk about.
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First things first, okay? I'm no
longer Renoir, I'm Baskets the clown.
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Okay, when were you Renoir?
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What do you mean, when was I Renoir?
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I've always been Renoir. Now I'm Baskets.
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- Okay.
- Another thing is that
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I think I can, you know, work on my brand,
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so I want to take an ad
out in the Yellow Pages,
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but I want it to stand out.
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That's why I want it to be
in the White Pages.
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You're not going to write this down?
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Sorry. Um...
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Yellow page in the White Pages.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Okay. So, um, Chip,
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we need to talk about a sensitive matter.
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Martha,
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Ummm...
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if you start crying, I'm
going to walk out of here
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and I'm going to take your car with me.
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Okay, Chip, it's your scooter.
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It can't be fixed.
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What?
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- [Sigh]
- I'm sorry.
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Have you tried to repair it?
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Uh, yes and no, but, um,
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the good news is, uh, it was insured,
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and so it's not a lot,
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but here's a check for $900.
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That's not bad, Martha, $900.
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I was thinking about firing you,
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but now I'm not sure what to do.
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Oh. I wasn't sure if I work for you
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or if maybe we were just friends.
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TBD, Martha.
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Martha: This $900 could be
really good for you, Chip.
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You could give your mom
some money for living with her.
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Martha, if you're only going
to have boring suggestions,
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I'd rather talk about something else.
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Okay.
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Um, I found this stray dog
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in my yard this weekend.
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I took him in, and I named him Boots.
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[Phone rings]
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Thank god. Saved by the bell.
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Hello.
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Hi, Martha. Is Chip with you?
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Yeah. Hold on. It's your mom.
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Chip?
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[Sigh]
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Yes, mother?
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Chip, are you going to be around at noon?
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I'd like you to meet the neighbors.
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Mom, the neighbors...
I really... I don't care.
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Their son's going to be with them.
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He's an astronaut.
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He's in line to go to space
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if NASA ever gets off their rear end.
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Well, good for him. I'm in...
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You know, I'm 20th in line
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to get a [Bleep] corn dog tomorrow.
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Hey, did you ever think of this?
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First clown in space, Chip?
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That's actually kind of interesting.
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You in space juggling.
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You wouldn't even have to juggle.
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Oh! That would be funny too!
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Oh... I miss the Regans, they love to got to space.
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We'd be on Mars right now,
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living, if Ron and Nancy were still in.
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- Chip?
- Mom, I'm busy, all right?
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Well, I'm sorry you can't
meet the astronaut.
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I think you would have really liked him.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Bye-bye. Just pull
into here, right up there.
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Okay.
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Hey, isn't this your wife's place?
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Martha, jealousy does
not look good on you.
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Nor does that dress.
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Thanks for the check.
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Here.
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[Ringing]
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Can I help you?
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Uh... Yes.
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Penelope lives here, right?
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Yeah. She's in the shower.
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Okay. Can you tell her
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that her husband is here?
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Yeah, sure.
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- Babe!
- Huh?
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Your husband's here.
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Tell him I'm naked. I can't come out.
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She can't come out because she's naked.
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Yeah, I've seen that before.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh, I'm sorry. Who are you?
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- I'm Ben.
- Ben.
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- Want a nectarine?
- No, I'm good.
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Can you just let her know
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that I've recently come
into money... $900...
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And I'd like to take her to dinner,
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maybe get some appetizers, some champagne?
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You know what, Ben? I can tell her.
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No. I got it.
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Okay. Thanks, Ben.
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Hi, sweetie pie.
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[Whispered chatter]
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I'm sorry, man. She said no.
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We're going to stay in tonight
and watch Jumanji.
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Jumanji. I don't like that movie.
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The animals don't talk.
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It's going to be awesome.
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I got her this new flat screen.
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The old TV she had in here
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was a real tub of shit, man.
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Had to go HD.
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That's a nice television.
What size is that?
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32 inches.
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Hi. I need a 33-inch TV, please.
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Uh, next size up is 37.
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Is it for specific space?
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It's to impress a woman.
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Oh. [Chuckling]
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Not... not that woman. A woman.
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- Chip.
- Yes.
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These TVs are super expensive.
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Maybe you should just put
your money in a savings account.
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Would you hold on one second?
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Or, like, buy a nice blender.
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Smoothies are in right now.
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Oh, what a great idea. Do
you sell 33-inch blenders?
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No. Ha ha. We sell all the TVs.
Uh.. 3D TVs, smart TVs.
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- How smart ?
- They are very smart !
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They got, uh, Nex... Nex...
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Uh, Net... Net... Netflix and Crackle.
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Crackle. Huh.
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But if you want to really
impress someone with TV,
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there is really just one option.
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What's that?
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4k. It has four times picture quality.
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It makes hi def TV look like, uh...
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Like it had shit for brains?
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- Exactly.
- What movie is this?
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This is demo disc.
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But in two years, everything
will be in this format.
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What size TV can I get for around $900?
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32 inches.
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Sold.
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So is this what you
call an impulse purchase?
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I think so.
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Well, Boots is turning out
to be quite the handful,
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although my fish Samantha likes him.
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She's had kind of a spring in
her step since he showed up.
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Are you talking to me?
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Yeah. I was trying to tell you
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about this stray dog I found.
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It's been kind of an ordeal.
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I thought you were on your cell phone.
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- [Sigh]
- You know,
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I'm not trying to be mean.
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I'm sure your wife has a lot
of really nice qualities,
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but it kind of seems like
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you're throwing good money after bad here.
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What does that mean, Martha?
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I don't know. They just...
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They say it on CNBC
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on the financial investment shows,
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usually when someone's flushing
money down the toilet.
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Martha, my wife is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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And I know it may not seem perfect
from your... fairytale world view.
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With Samantha and Boots
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and your magic stuffed donkeys, but...
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[sigh]...
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I'll take happiness where I can get it.
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Chip, look, I'm sorry. I...
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Thanks. That'll do for today.
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Are you sure? I could help
set up your wife's TV.
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Don't forget about that, uh,
ad in the Yellow Pages.
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All right. I'm on it.
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Thank you, Yellow Pages.
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Hey, Chips, look. I found
this in a drugstore.
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You want it? You know, it's a bit ugly,
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but maybe you'll like it.
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It looks good with your beard.
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Oh, I like that a lot.
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- Huh?
- I do, yeah.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, uh, look at this.
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Voilà.
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It's the same TV.
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No, no. This is 4k.
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- It has, like, uh...
- What it mean?
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4k. It's like, uh, ram coaxial splits,
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- and, uh, it's got...
- Much higher definition.
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- Yeah, it's got...
- Dude, 4k.
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Awesome. Good choice.
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Thanks.
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- So you're still here.
- Yep.
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I'm in town until harvest.
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Oh, you're a farmer.
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- What do you farm, dirt?
- No, no.
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We do almonds, apricots, beans, cabbage,
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cantaloupe, carrots, citrus,
cotton, and plant seed...
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- Gross.
- Grapes, hay, honeydew...
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- Uh-huh.
- Lettuce, nectarines...
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I got more nectarines.
You want a nectarine?
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- I'm okay.
- Peaches, plums,
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rose plants, and watermelon.
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- Honest work.
- Oh, that sounds gross.
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I really want to get you a nectarine.
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No, I don't want a nectarine.
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Nectarine are good for the hair.
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Who gives a shit?
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You want a hand with that TV?
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No, I'll just, uh...
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I'll just figure this out.
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Okay. "Setup Wizard."
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So we just, uh...
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Are you sure? I'm really
good at setting these up.
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These are wonderful TVs man.
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No, I'm... I'm okay.
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You stick to peanut farming.
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Penelope, you going to want
any gaming at all?
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[Laughing]
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[Whispering]
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So he was abandoned,
I think maybe mistreated.
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He bit me last night, but it's not serious
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Well if it's too much
troubles, there is not shame
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in taking it to a shelter.
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Oh, my god.
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Uh, I'm not taking him to a shelter.
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Uh, I'm supposed to help
him turn his life around.
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If I don't, he's probably going to end up
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thinking all people are bad
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and very likely could end
up eating somebody's baby.
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Uh-huh.
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And he would be right to do it
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because people have
turned their back on him.
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Okay, uh, ahem. There's a shelter
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about ten minutes north of here on the 58.
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Here's a pamphlet.
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All right, well, thanks.
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No.
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Beautiful.
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- Yeah.
- Amazing.
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It's, uh, ultra HD.
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It's so much better than your regular HD.
261
00:09:58,127 --> 00:09:59,209
Oh, this is my favorite part right here.
262
00:09:59,261 --> 00:10:00,761
- Look at that.
- [Penelope gasps]
263
00:10:00,846 --> 00:10:02,212
Look at that bee.
264
00:10:02,264 --> 00:10:03,930
That bee hit the sunflower like it...
265
00:10:03,955 --> 00:10:05,654
You shouldn't have, Chips.
266
00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:06,934
It's too much, you know?
267
00:10:07,019 --> 00:10:08,218
I cannot even accept it.
268
00:10:08,304 --> 00:10:09,553
Don't worry about it. It's fine.
269
00:10:09,638 --> 00:10:13,223
It came from an insurance
check, so no big deal.
270
00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:15,275
This is really dynamic stuff.
271
00:10:15,361 --> 00:10:17,144
See, that's full HD on the left,
272
00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:20,230
and then there's ultra
HD that's got 2160p.
273
00:10:20,316 --> 00:10:21,716
- Oh.
- Ben: Whew.
274
00:10:21,741 --> 00:10:23,832
We can watch Jumanji in 4k?
275
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:27,204
Uh, well, right now you can
only watch the demo disc in 4k
276
00:10:27,239 --> 00:10:31,091
because the 4k technology's not
out for a couple of years.
277
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,418
Okay.
278
00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:34,857
Hmm.
279
00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:36,257
Well, it's getting late.
280
00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:39,310
Uh, Ben, maybe you can
give me a ride home,
281
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,417
if you're heading out.
282
00:10:40,502 --> 00:10:42,118
No, I think I'm staying here.
283
00:10:42,203 --> 00:10:43,203
Ohh.
284
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:47,206
Okay. Just, uh...
285
00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:51,262
Ciao, Chips. Thank you.
286
00:10:51,287 --> 00:10:53,045
Hey, you want a nectarine for the road?
287
00:10:54,215 --> 00:10:55,215
[Tapping]
288
00:10:58,803 --> 00:11:01,437
Hey, man, you slashing my tires?
289
00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:04,207
I'm trying to. Either I got a bum nail,
290
00:11:04,232 --> 00:11:06,559
or these are really upstanding radials.
291
00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:10,418
You're just kind of a grumpy
little guy, aren't you?
292
00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:12,481
At least I didn't try to steal my wife!
293
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:15,367
All right. You win.
294
00:11:15,403 --> 00:11:17,319
Here.
295
00:11:17,405 --> 00:11:18,865
Good night.
296
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,164
[Dog yapping]
297
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,501
Oh, my god.
298
00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:35,841
Boots, what did you do?
299
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:39,308
Oh, my god, what happened?
300
00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:40,843
Oh, my lamp.
301
00:11:40,928 --> 00:11:42,808
- You know what? I'm sorry.
- [Barking, howling]
302
00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:44,647
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
303
00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:47,850
I'm not mad. You don't need this.
304
00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:50,736
Okay. Look, just come out, Boots.
305
00:11:50,771 --> 00:11:52,771
- I'm not mad. I promise.
- [Howling]
306
00:11:52,857 --> 00:11:55,325
If you come out, it's... it's totally...
307
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:58,527
- Oh, my god. Samantha?
- [Barking]
308
00:11:58,613 --> 00:11:59,578
- What...
- [Phone rings]
309
00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:01,280
Samantha?
310
00:12:01,332 --> 00:12:02,332
[Ring]
311
00:12:03,618 --> 00:12:05,284
- [Ring]
- Oh, god.
312
00:12:05,369 --> 00:12:07,086
Hello.
313
00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:15,594
[Woman on phone]
314
00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:16,895
Hi, Mrs. Lewis. What...
315
00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:17,763
- Your dog...
- [Barking]
316
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,825
Ooh. Yeah, I can hear it.
317
00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:21,161
I'm really sorry.
318
00:12:21,186 --> 00:12:23,686
Oh, god. Okay. I'll be right home.
319
00:12:23,771 --> 00:12:24,970
Thank you.
320
00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:27,723
Uh, we got to make a quick
stop at my place.
321
00:12:27,808 --> 00:12:30,186
Boots is barking up a storm.
322
00:12:31,319 --> 00:12:33,028
My wife is cheating on me.
323
00:12:33,114 --> 00:12:37,566
Uhh. That's a bummer. I'm sorry, Chip.
324
00:12:37,652 --> 00:12:39,485
[Scoff]
325
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,454
Sorry about your... your fish.
326
00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:43,788
Thanks.
327
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,688
You know what? You can just
wait here for a minute.
328
00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:57,377
This might be kind of tricky.
329
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,402
Okay.
330
00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:02,777
- [Barking]
- Oh, my god. Boots?
331
00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:05,691
- [Barking] - Boots, you
have to stop barking,
332
00:13:05,716 --> 00:13:07,916
and you have to stop doing this.
333
00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:09,784
You're getting me in trouble.
334
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,703
- [Barking]
- Boots.
335
00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:13,038
Oh, my god.
336
00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:15,957
Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't
want you to see this.
337
00:13:15,982 --> 00:13:18,342
- I'm sorry about the mess.
- [Howling]
338
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,378
What mental disease is this?
339
00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:21,746
No, it's this dog.
340
00:13:21,815 --> 00:13:23,598
He's just kind of a handful.
341
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:25,717
[Howling]
342
00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:28,887
I think that he knows
he did something wrong,
343
00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:30,972
and I'm kind of afraid to confront him
344
00:13:31,058 --> 00:13:32,743
because we're both kind of upset.
345
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,977
Do you want me to try to go calm him down?
346
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:38,530
- [Barking]
- Uh, okay.
347
00:13:38,565 --> 00:13:39,485
[Howling]
348
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,559
Yeah.
349
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:41,204
Yeah?
350
00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,157
Just maybe... just,
like, protect your face.
351
00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:47,539
[Snarling, howling]
352
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:48,790
Martha, that's a coyote.
353
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,409
- What?
- Yeah. It's a coyote.
354
00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:52,172
[Howling]
355
00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:55,209
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
356
00:13:55,249 --> 00:13:56,881
Uch. Are you sure?
357
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,716
- Yes!
- [Barking]
358
00:13:58,752 --> 00:13:59,992
I know coyotes when I see them.
359
00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:02,946
You know he was in my yard,
360
00:14:02,971 --> 00:14:04,447
and he looked lost.
361
00:14:04,447 --> 00:14:05,375
Yeah, of course he's lost.
362
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:07,968
He's a wild animal. He was born lost.
363
00:14:08,023 --> 00:14:09,189
So are mosquitoes.
364
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,795
You don't go around rescuing them.
365
00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:12,359
- [Howling]
- God, Martha,
366
00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:14,795
have you never seen National Geographic?
367
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,414
They profile every animal on the planet,
368
00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:20,200
- from aardvarks to zebroids.
- [Howling]
369
00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:21,368
What are you thinking?
370
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:25,038
God. Your house is a pigsty.
371
00:14:25,123 --> 00:14:26,873
And you're roommates with a coyote.
372
00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,357
It's a coyote sty.
373
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:31,320
- [Howling]
- God, get your life in order.
374
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,130
[Barking]
375
00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:39,920
[Howling]
376
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,218
Hey
377
00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:52,242
I know what to do.
378
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,819
[Howling]
379
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:15,555
Okay.
380
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:18,183
Okay. Um, I'm going to stay in the car,
381
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,426
if you don't mind.
382
00:15:19,511 --> 00:15:22,095
I hate goodbyes even more than hellos.
383
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,763
Yeah, sure.
384
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,276
Go.
385
00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:38,111
[Whistle] Get out.
386
00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:42,951
Skedoodle!
387
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:45,535
[Whistle] Get out! Hyah!
388
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:48,955
- Boots, I'm sorry.
- Go on, get.
389
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:53,093
You don't want to leave, do you?
390
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,463
You don't get it, do you?
391
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:58,965
You don't get it.
392
00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,802
You're just an idiot coyote.
393
00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:08,441
You want to stay? You want to...
394
00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:10,894
Do you want to stay with Martha?
395
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:17,233
Come on. This is not supposed to be.
396
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:19,152
Coyotes and...
397
00:16:21,623 --> 00:16:24,491
Insurance adjusters. It's not a good mix.
398
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,576
Never has been a good mix.
399
00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:29,212
You're a coyote. This is a lady.
400
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,964
She's looking for a dog.
401
00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:34,478
I'm a clown. I love a lady.
402
00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:36,920
She's looking for a farm boy!
403
00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:42,083
But you belong out there,
404
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:44,511
and I'm stuck in this world.
405
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,540
You go out there, and you chase vermin
406
00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:49,599
and chase mice into the...
Into the dirt, into the sand
407
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:52,185
because that's where you belong.
408
00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:57,354
Trust me, it feels good
to know where you belong
409
00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:58,775
because if you don't know where you belong,
410
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,610
then you're on the side of the road
411
00:17:00,696 --> 00:17:02,862
having a conversation with a coyote!
412
00:17:02,948 --> 00:17:10,948
- [Growling]
- Go. Go. Martha, go.
413
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,289
[Howling]
414
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:26,637
Well, you really have a way with animals.
415
00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:29,680
You have a way with animals.
416
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,617
What does that mean?
417
00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:33,327
Your way with animals
418
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,891
is not having a way with animals.
419
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:35,916
Oh.
420
00:17:37,602 --> 00:17:38,624
Mm-hmm. Well, look,
421
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:39,925
for real, though,
422
00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:42,001
thank you for helping.
423
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,592
And...
424
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,712
If there's anything I can do to help you,
425
00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:49,719
like, with your wife or...
426
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,633
You know, I could, um,
427
00:17:51,658 --> 00:17:53,806
ambush that guy she's sleeping with,
428
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:55,891
get... get him out of the picture.
429
00:17:56,502 --> 00:18:00,594
You know, so anything
that's kind of within the law
430
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,648
I'd be happy to do.
431
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:06,402
No, thanks. I got this.
432
00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:09,789
Just work on that yellow
pages thing, okay?
433
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,240
Okay.
434
00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:14,093
Announcer: And now,
before we start the rodeo,
435
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:16,078
please join us in the lord's prayer
436
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,214
brought to you by bank of America.
437
00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:22,051
Bank of America: Too big to fail.
438
00:18:22,136 --> 00:18:24,837
Our father, who art in heaven,
439
00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:26,005
hallowed be thy name.
440
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,423
Thy kingdom come.
441
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:31,394
Thy will be done on earth
as it is in heaven.
442
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:36,426
Give us this day our daily bread...
443
00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:57,703
Um, I just came to tell you that, uh...
444
00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:01,207
You don't have to worry about me anymore.
445
00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,042
I'm going to leave you alone.
446
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:05,961
And I realize that you don't love me,
447
00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:07,129
and you tried to tell me that,
448
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,871
and I guess I wish over time
449
00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:11,050
that you could have learned to love me,
450
00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:13,102
you know, like when you
hear those nice stories
451
00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,221
about arranged marriages
or Stockholm syndrome.
452
00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:17,056
- But...
- Oh, my god.
453
00:19:17,108 --> 00:19:18,605
Blah. Blah, blah, blah.
454
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:19,942
Penelope, I...
455
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:22,061
I'm trying to make a farewell speech here.
456
00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:24,063
Please don't make fun of me, okay?
457
00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,948
This is me saying adieu,
458
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,033
so I do adieu you.
459
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,985
Okay? So bye.
460
00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:32,071
Heh heh. Just get into the pool.
461
00:19:32,156 --> 00:19:34,737
Get into the water. Have fun.
462
00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:37,042
Can you stop swimming?
You're not listening to me.
463
00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:39,128
Where's that nectarine guy?
464
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,791
Oh, he's gone. He was boring.
465
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:45,468
Anyway, jump in the
water. It's so beautiful.
466
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:48,971
Come on.
467
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:50,589
[Scoff]
468
00:20:08,192 --> 00:20:09,942
Whoo-hoo!
469
00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:11,694
[Chuckling]
470
00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:41,758
Good night, Chips.
471
00:20:56,541 --> 00:21:00,993
Oh, hey. I got you the ad
in the White Pages.
472
00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:02,962
Thanks, Martha.
473
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:04,663
That's nice.
474
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,260
I see it. I see it. That's very nice.
475
00:21:08,776 --> 00:21:13,640
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