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Just when you think you got
the whole dang thing down,

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someone throws you for a loop, hmm.

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And then he said, "Next time

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I'll bring my own damn corkscrew."

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This has been really nice.

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This is David.

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He's in sales. He is so cute.

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He could sell ice to this Eskimo.

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Most first dates are so awkward.

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I know, right.

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I would rather walk into a
sauna without my flip-flops

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than to go on some of
these awkward-ass dates.

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I feel the same way.

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- You seem great.
- Thank you.

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- You too.
- Thank you.

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Yeah.

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With that said, I don't
want to waste your time,

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you don't want to waste my time.

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You mind if I ask you a few questions?

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Sure.

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Oh, you wrote 'em down and everything, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

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- Any outstanding warrants?
- No.

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- DUI?
- Nope.

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STD?

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Absolutely not.

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Crazy ex-husband?

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Define "crazy."

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I'm just playing.

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Oh!

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I mean, he's not super crazy.

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There was this one time...

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That was more angry than crazy

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'cause he has a temper.

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He is the middleweight
champion of the world.

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But, uh, no, I'm gonna go with not crazy.

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Next question?

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Can I get that check, please?

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I hope he doesn't think we going Dutch.

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The famous tree.

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Can you finally share the origin?

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All y'all want to know, huh?

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I got this right before
I went to the Olympics.

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You know, coming up in Brooklyn,

45
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it's like boxing was my ticket out.

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A lot of my friends, you
know, they weren't that lucky.

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So I got this to represent for 'em.

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I call it my tree of
life, for the lost ones.

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You can cut, John.

50
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Huh.

51
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Just when I thought I
knew everything about you.

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Peel a layer back on that ass.

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You know what would be dope?

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You can interview Zoe and X.

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Come by the loft.

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Oh. Great!

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After that, I'll jab a fork in my eye.

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Or have you forgotten
Zoe is not my biggest fan?

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Pshh, she ain't my biggest
fan these days either.

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Yeah, I kinda got that

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when she busted out the
windows of your McLaren

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after our last interview.

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Oh, that had nothing to do with you.

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That was about this other chick who...

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Never mind, that's not important.

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Look, X and Z, that's my family.

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If you want to do a
documentary on the champ,

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they are the champ.

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Okay.

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But if she comes gunning for me,

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maybe we'll both kick your ass.

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Ooh, two women.

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Don't threaten me with a good time.

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What you reading?

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Oh, it's a book by Sonja Warfield

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called "Big Fat Negro, Get
Your Lazy Ass Off My Couch."

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So it's a romantic comedy.

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This woman knows her stuff.

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Mm-hmm. Okay, listen to this,

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"We must stop thinking and acting

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like penis is an endangered species."

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- Penis?
- Mm-hmm.

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"If you think about it,
penis is like Starbucks.

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There's one on every corner."

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That is so true.

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What corner is she hanging out on?

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And point me in that direction.

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It's right there.

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Good morning, good people.

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Ah, good morning.

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I thought I'd give us all a treat

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and not suffer through Valenté's coffee.

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- Oh, my God.
- Mm, shade.

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See, I thought you was my friend.

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I am.

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You're coffee just nasty.

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This one's for you.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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And this one's for you.

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Ooh, black with extra sugar,

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just like I like it.

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You're forgiven.

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And this one's for Miguel.

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What?

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I missed Al Roker this
morning, did hell freeze over?

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Stop.

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After I hung out with
Miguel in Atlantic City,

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I realized that he's not
the blood-sucking incubus

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I thought he was.

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I mean, this guy started his
company with two employees,

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re-doing bathrooms in Hoboken.

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Now he has 10 employees, doing
restorations in the Hamptons.

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Ten employees?

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Yes.

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That's more than what you have.

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Maybe he should be buying you coffee.

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Hey, I miscounted my crew this morning,

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so it's your lucky day.

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Oh, you already got one.

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No, thanks, uh...

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A girl can never have too much coffee.

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Ne-ver.

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Hey, Miguel.

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This book says that there's a pen...

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Oh, I mean, an eligible
bachelor on every corner.

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What corner would your pe...

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I mean, someone like you hang out on?

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Look, Pearl, if it were me

129
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and I were looking for
a God-fearing pe... Mmm.

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I mean gentleman, I would go to church.

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Miguel, I didn't know you went to church.

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What are you, a... Catholic?

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I was raised Catholic,

134
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but where I go to now is different.

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Is it Baptist?

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It's non-denominational.

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You know, cool minister,
a band, lots of hugging.

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That does not sound like church,

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that sounds like Coachella.

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We have a service tonight
if y'all want to go.

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Ah, thanks, but I get
plenty of God on Sunday.

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Yeah, and who goes to church on Wednesday?

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Those of us who don't want to go to hell

144
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and a lot of good-looking single men.

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Okay.

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I feel the Holy Spirit coming on.

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♪ We going to church we making it happen ♪

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Xavier, do you think Juarez is
a better boxer than your dad?

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I don't know.

150
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I'm just wondering what round
Dad will knock him out in.

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First round, then we're
going to Disneyland, son.

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Come on, come on.

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So you better duck. You better duck.

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Outta here.

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Uh, why is there a sweaty guy

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on my leather chaise

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pointing a camera at my son?

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Mom, I'm on TV.

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Zo to the...

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E to the...

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You right on time for...

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You right on time for
your part of the interview.

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What I'm about to say probably

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can't be said on television.

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Ah, come on, babe.

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It's a sports channel.

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They're here, they doing a piece on me

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called "Countdown to Greatness."

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Mm.

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Wait, you... you... you
remember Ashley, right?

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Yes, I remember that piece.

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Good to see you, too, Zoe.

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Can I see you on the terrace?

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You hang tight, be right back.

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You might want to take five.

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They're gonna be a minute.

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Why the hell you got
that woman in my house?

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Don't start this, not now.

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I told you long time ago

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nothing ever happened
between me and Ashley.

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She is just doing her job.

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Oh, I'll... I'll bet. Hand or blow?

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There you go.

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Yes, here I go. Here... I... go.

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Uh-oh, she's starting to roll her neck.

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This is not gonna end well.

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Oh, God.

188
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Now you starting with the neck rolling.

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This is not gonna end well.

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No, it's not gonna end well, you know why?

191
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Because I come up in here
and you got some camera

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in my son's face like this is damn TMZ.

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This is important to me, Z.

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All right, I know it's not as important

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as maybe, say, lipstick.

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But can you please just have my back?

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All my life I've had your back.

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I've washed it, I've scratched it.

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I ain't talking... I've
even vetoed those batwings

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you wanted tattooed on it.

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Have my back for once.

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- Have your... ? Whoa.
- Don't laugh.

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Are you really saying that to me?

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- Right now?
- Yes, I'm saying it right now.

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While we standing on the terrace

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of my $7 million penthouse.

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- Five.
- Oh, whatever.

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I done made all of this lovely for you.

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You livin' the good life, girl.

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You know what?

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This is my fault.

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I have allowed you to go unchecked.

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We have pushed the boundaries

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or the lines.

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Let you back into my bed.

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No more, Gemini.

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Consider yourself checked.

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Aight, Stella.

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Excuse me?

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Stella St. James.

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Ain't that the name of
your strong, independent

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black woman alter ego.

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You know what? Go to hell, Gemini.

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And get them damn cameras out my house

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and take that piece with you.

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Meow, meow, meow, meow.

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Oh, my God.

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Miguel was right.

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It's like a meat market for Jesus in here.

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Mm, did you notice the deacon's
selling mix tapes in the lobby?

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Any good Christian knows you sell them

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in the trunk of the car.

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Stop it.

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Judge lest ye be judged.

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- Oh, whatever.
- Oh, come on, let's find Miguel.

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- Where he at?
- Hey, hey.

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Zoe, what are you doing here?

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I thought you said Sunday was your God day.

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00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:04,041
Where is Miguel, that
blood-sucking incubus?

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Oh. Zoe Moon, we do not blaspheme

241
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in the house of the Lord.

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All right, fine.

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00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,414
But when we get out of here,

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I'm gonna blaspheme all up
in Miguel's snitching ass.

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All right, all right.

246
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You know what, you're
not dragging me to hell.

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Okay, I'm gonna be over there

248
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with the wine and Jesus crackers, okay?

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What is going on?

250
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Pearl, Miguel told Gemini

251
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all about Atlantic City and about Stella.

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I bet you he hired him to get dirt on me

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and then used that dirt

254
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to take down Zoe Moon Cosmetics.

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And then I have nothing,

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and then I have to go running back to him.

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Genius, huh?

258
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You really need to stop
binge-watching "Empire."

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Hello.

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I thought that you were no-go
for the mid-week worship.

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No, I came to see if I could find Judas.

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Ah, there he is.

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Before you ruin things for me...

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Where are tonight's contestants

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00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,092
for this black bachelorette?

267
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,127
Oh, relax, relax.

268
00:09:57,212 --> 00:09:58,428
Let the contestants come to you.

269
00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,629
Yes, please.

270
00:09:59,715 --> 00:10:02,432
Nobody likes a thirsty Jezebel, Jezebel.

271
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,102
Or a backstabbing Judas, Judas.

272
00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:09,222
You know, maybe you should
do your drinking after church.

273
00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:11,058
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

274
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,393
Ignore her. Me, men, where?

275
00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:14,811
Okay. Uh, all right.

276
00:10:14,897 --> 00:10:16,780
- You see those guys over there?
- Yes.

277
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:19,566
- They started the single no-kids ministry.
- Ooh.

278
00:10:19,651 --> 00:10:21,568
Now, the one on the right
over there with the...

279
00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,737
Ge-ge-ge-ge-ge! You had me at "single."

280
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,239
Bye-bye.

281
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,459
So, is charming people
and earning their trust,

282
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,546
then betraying them a part
of your ministry, Miguel,

283
00:10:32,581 --> 00:10:33,914
if that's your real name?

284
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,716
- Brother Miguel?
- Yes?

285
00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:38,418
Thank you so much for
reinforcing the risers

286
00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,754
in the church choir room.

287
00:10:40,839 --> 00:10:44,341
Sadly our Jenny Craig
group just never took off.

288
00:10:47,012 --> 00:10:49,012
Glad to help. My ple...

289
00:10:49,098 --> 00:10:51,314
You told Gemini about Stella.

290
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,066
- Listen, I...
- Well!

291
00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:55,519
What do we have here?

292
00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:57,904
Oh, Brother Hedgepath, this is Zoe.

293
00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,356
Zoe, Brother Hedgepath.

294
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,691
Hey there, young tender.

295
00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:03,360
I recently lost my wife.

296
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,695
Aw, I'm... I'm sorry.

297
00:11:05,781 --> 00:11:06,863
Well, thank you.

298
00:11:06,949 --> 00:11:08,782
You're pretty sexy your damn self.

299
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,284
He's a little deaf,

300
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,753
so you're gonna have to speak up.

301
00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:14,671
I'm gonna let you two
get to know each other.

302
00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,259
Has anybody ever told you

303
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:20,927
that you look like Santa Claus?

304
00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:22,012
Say what?

305
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,513
I said, has...

306
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,881
I don't have time for this.

307
00:11:39,738 --> 00:11:41,772
It's all packed.

308
00:11:41,857 --> 00:11:44,775
I just came to say good-bye.

309
00:11:46,945 --> 00:11:50,580
Look, I'm sorry about
what happened at the loft.

310
00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:52,616
I don't know, I just wasn't expecting that.

311
00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:54,151
Really?

312
00:11:54,219 --> 00:11:56,219
That's exactly what I expected.

313
00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:58,955
Except, in my mind's eye,

314
00:11:59,008 --> 00:12:02,292
Zoe was carrying at least one weapon.

315
00:12:04,697 --> 00:12:06,430
Don't worry.

316
00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:08,432
I got lots of great shots

317
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,600
of your famous tattoo.

318
00:12:10,636 --> 00:12:12,135
You got any shots of her

319
00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:14,304
kicking me out of my own damn house?

320
00:12:15,774 --> 00:12:16,973
I don't know, I just...

321
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,775
I know we're not together anymore,

322
00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:20,610
but I always kinda thought we'd be...

323
00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,195
together, you know?

324
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:26,616
Look, if you ever need a friend to talk to,

325
00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:31,038
without the cameras, I'm here.

326
00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:35,542
Okay, just so I'm clear,

327
00:12:35,627 --> 00:12:37,327
you're saying that I'm in the friend zone

328
00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:38,995
forever-ever?

329
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:41,628
You know what I mean.

330
00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:44,464
No, I don't know if I do.

331
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:45,966
I mean...

332
00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:49,085
I'm here.

333
00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:02,182
I'm hot.

334
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,683
Where the paper fans with
the Martin Luther King on 'em?

335
00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:05,936
Shh, I'm trying to catch me a holy spirit.

336
00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:07,154
Catch the what?

337
00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:08,572
Oh, girl, please.

338
00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:09,906
What you catch in here,

339
00:13:09,942 --> 00:13:11,158
you might need a shot to get rid of.

340
00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:12,776
Pearl, switch seats with me.

341
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,110
I need to talk to Miguel.

342
00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:15,278
Mm-kay.

343
00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:18,281
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

344
00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,951
Hi there, young tender.

345
00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:23,753
Oh, hey.

346
00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:26,790
And remember, you can follow
me on Twitter @blessedtoimpress

347
00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:29,009
and #imgoingtoheavenhowaboutyou.

348
00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:30,844
Can I get an amen?

349
00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:32,963
Amen!

350
00:13:33,015 --> 00:13:34,681
Switch seats with me or you're fired.

351
00:13:34,766 --> 00:13:35,882
- Thy will be done.
- Great.

352
00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:39,469
As you know, it is
Parishioner Appreciation Day

353
00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:42,222
here at the Interfaith Church
of Forgiveness and Light.

354
00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:44,891
You can run, but you can't hide.

355
00:13:44,977 --> 00:13:47,477
- How much is Gemini paying you?
- Shh.

356
00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:50,480
And this week, we want to
acknowledge a very special man

357
00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:52,482
who has stepped up for us many times.

358
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:55,151
When the kids' playground
needed a new swing set,

359
00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:57,153
bam, this man handled it.

360
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,206
You're a snitch and you're a spy.

361
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,458
I should've known better than to trust you.

362
00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:04,411
Pal my ass, Lucifer is more like it.

363
00:14:04,496 --> 00:14:05,912
Sorry, Jesus.

364
00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:09,833
He is one of the most dedicated
members of our congregation

365
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:12,552
and is founder of the Don't Shoot People,

366
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:14,754
Shoot Hoops youth program.

367
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,307
Now, that's somebody you can learn from.

368
00:14:17,342 --> 00:14:20,176
Your brother, my brother, our brother,

369
00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:22,178
Mr. Miguel Maldonado.

370
00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:29,986
Ha-ha!

371
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,104
Go ahead, we know him.

372
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,661
Pillar of the community, my ass.

373
00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:39,013
He probably does all of this

374
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:41,448
just to drum up stuff for his company.

375
00:14:41,534 --> 00:14:43,117
Uh, finally, I just want to thank you all

376
00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:45,335
for accepting me in your community

377
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:47,004
and for being so trustworthy

378
00:14:47,089 --> 00:14:51,208
because, well, without
trust there is no community.

379
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:02,536
And to our new French-speaking members...

380
00:15:08,544 --> 00:15:09,977
And I will see you all

381
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,146
for the Wounded Warrior
quilt sewing on Sunday.

382
00:15:12,198 --> 00:15:13,313
Thank you, good night.

383
00:15:16,652 --> 00:15:17,901
All right, thank you, guys, for coming out.

384
00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:19,953
Blessings. We'll see you Sunday.

385
00:15:19,989 --> 00:15:21,321
So what do you say you and me go out

386
00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:22,740
for a slice of peach pie.

387
00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:24,625
No offense, but why the hell would I go out

388
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,210
with a dirty old man like you?

389
00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:27,911
Because this dirty old man has a grandson

390
00:15:27,997 --> 00:15:29,713
who is a 6'4" banker. Oh.

391
00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:31,882
- And single.
- Yes, yes, yes.

392
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,218
Come walk with me, Granddaddy.

393
00:15:35,421 --> 00:15:36,503
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.

394
00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:37,755
I may be late to work, okay?

395
00:15:39,892 --> 00:15:41,842
So, what did y'all think of the service?

396
00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:44,144
Mm, it was too quick.

397
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,896
I mean, how is a man supposed to repent

398
00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:48,148
for his sins in 13 minutes?

399
00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:49,850
I didn't even get through Monday.

400
00:15:49,935 --> 00:15:53,570
Listen, you may have
everybody else here fooled

401
00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:56,440
with your youth programs
and your soldier quilts,

402
00:15:56,525 --> 00:15:59,409
but I know exactly what kind
of snake in the garden you are,

403
00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:01,195
you snake in the garden.

404
00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,614
For the last time, I'm not Gemini's spy.

405
00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:06,700
You stand right here
in the interfaith church

406
00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:08,118
of whatever he said it was

407
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:09,536
and swear that you didn't tell him

408
00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:10,704
about Stella St. James.

409
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,840
I swear.

410
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,210
Well, the only other people
in Atlantic City were Pear...

411
00:16:18,764 --> 00:16:21,765
Oh, okay, see, what had happened was

412
00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:23,267
I was doing your expenses,

413
00:16:23,352 --> 00:16:25,135
'cause I'm always trying
to save you money, girl,

414
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:27,604
so I thought, "Let's put
the trip on Gemini's card."

415
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:28,889
But then his accountant called and said,

416
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,774
"Who the hell is Stella St. James?"

417
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,976
And I said, "Oh, that's Zoe's
version of Sasha Fierce."

418
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:34,978
So I guess she told Gemini,

419
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,064
but the good news is you ain't gotta pay.

420
00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:38,649
Yay!

421
00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:40,734
You better be glad we in the house of God.

422
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:43,821
Yes. 'Cause when I get back
to the house of lip gloss,

423
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,873
I'm gonna lose my religion on you.

424
00:16:45,908 --> 00:16:47,157
You know, I'm gonna pray to the Lord

425
00:16:47,243 --> 00:16:49,376
this doesn't affect my performance review.

426
00:16:49,411 --> 00:16:50,961
Okay.

427
00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:53,046
Not that this hasn't been fun,

428
00:16:53,082 --> 00:16:55,916
but I am getting very tired of being caught

429
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:58,418
in between you and your
husband's domestic issues.

430
00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:04,091
Ex-husband and in my defense
they're mostly his issues.

431
00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:05,759
I'm sorry.

432
00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:10,013
Well, look, today is
about forgiveness, right?

433
00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,148
And trust.

434
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,316
So...

435
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:14,101
you are forgiven...

436
00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:15,435
for today.

437
00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:17,271
Amen.

438
00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:19,273
And you don't have to
translate that for me.

439
00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:21,525
Not that the languages were not impressive

440
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,243
because they were.

441
00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:26,113
Well, see, I am not
just the hammers, nails,

442
00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:27,614
and great ass.

443
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,333
That's right, I see
the way y'all look at me

444
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:30,617
when I walk by.

445
00:17:30,669 --> 00:17:32,085
I'm gonna talk to Pearl.

446
00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:33,670
And? Valenté.

447
00:17:33,756 --> 00:17:35,622
Yeah, that's who I'm worried about.

448
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,625
Yeah, and since today is about forgiveness,

449
00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:40,294
let me make up for the sexual harassment

450
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:44,214
by taking you out for
something stronger than coffee.

451
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,684
Miss Zoe Moon, are you asking me out?

452
00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:51,021
I'm offering to buy you not coffee.

453
00:17:51,106 --> 00:17:55,893
Well, that sounds great,
but I already have plans.

454
00:17:55,978 --> 00:17:57,477
- Hey, Miguel.
- Hey.

455
00:17:57,563 --> 00:17:59,863
- Ready to go?
- Yeah, uh, Zoe, this is Alejandra.

456
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:01,231
Alejandra, Zoe.

457
00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:03,817
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

458
00:18:03,869 --> 00:18:05,235
Have fun.

459
00:18:05,321 --> 00:18:06,453
See you at work.

460
00:18:10,743 --> 00:18:12,292
Hello?

461
00:18:12,328 --> 00:18:13,493
Hey, X, what's up man?

462
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:15,045
Ready to see yourself on TV?

463
00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,413
This could be your big break.

464
00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:19,216
Jaden Smith, eh.

465
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:21,551
Ay, is, uh, is your mom watching with you?

466
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:22,920
Yup, she said good luck.

467
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:25,222
At least I think that's what she said.

468
00:18:25,307 --> 00:18:27,224
She has a mouth full of popcorn.

469
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:30,844
Hey, uh, I miss you, my dude.

470
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,396
I miss you, too, Dad.

471
00:18:32,481 --> 00:18:35,315
Oh, it's about to start. Talk to you after.

472
00:18:35,351 --> 00:18:36,733
Bye. Bye.

473
00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:38,185
I'm Ashley King,

474
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,570
and this is "Countdown to Greatness."

475
00:18:40,656 --> 00:18:42,072
Yeah, it is.

476
00:18:42,157 --> 00:18:43,856
We already great. We already great.

477
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,251
Today I sit down with
middleweight champion of the world,

478
00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:48,452
Gemini Moon.

479
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,887
Whoo!

480
00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:51,622
There's only one.

481
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:54,192
We know him as the lightning
quick, hard-punching boxer,

482
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,428
who has dominated his weight
class for the past decade.

483
00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:01,165
But one must wonder if Moon
is really up for his next bout.

484
00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:04,836
Gemini Moon hasn't defended
his title in almost two years.

485
00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:07,805
For a boxer, that's a long time
to not have been in the ring.

486
00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:10,274
A long time to not have
given another fighter

487
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:12,243
a chance at the throne.

488
00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:15,246
Rising from the mean
streets of East Los Angeles,

489
00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:18,850
Juarez has transformed
himself from a wayward youth

490
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,052
into a seasoned contender.

491
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,486
He went from chump to chump.

492
00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:24,622
He's trained extensively for this fight,

493
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:28,960
putting on almost 20 pounds of pure muscle.

494
00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:30,194
I don't know, Mom.

495
00:19:30,262 --> 00:19:32,263
Juarez looks kind of scary.

496
00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:34,098
Mm-hmm.

497
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,601
Yeah, Juarez may be bigger and tougher

498
00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:38,302
and younger and faster,

499
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:41,472
but Daddy, Daddy is, um...

500
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,007
Daddy's...

501
00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:45,476
Daddy's got...

502
00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:46,777
Being a single parent,

503
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:48,512
you don't always have all the answers,

504
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,547
so when in doubt...

505
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:50,781
Pillow fight!

506
00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:58,952
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