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<i>The '80s gave us the multiplex...</i>

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<i>10 glorious movies under one roof,</i>

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<i>a heaven where you could literally spend</i>

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<i>a whole day inside, delighting
in mystery, action,</i>

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<i>and some of the greatest films ever made.</i>

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One for "E.T." One
for "Indiana Jones," please.

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One ticket for "Mannequin".

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One for "The Lost Boys", please.

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One for "Weekend at Bernie's".

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They put sunglasses on a corpse.

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<i>And then a movie came
along that changed everything</i>

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<i>for countless young men
on the verge of adulthood.</i>

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"Porky's!" Oh, yes!

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Hell, no!

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Do you realize that movie
is packed with potty language,

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adult situations, and Florida attitude?

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Yeah. That's why I want to see it.

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Not with those beautiful
and innocent eyes.

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One's kind of wonky. The
other one's all right.

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Point is, no "Porky's."

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It's rated "R," and you
need my permission,

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which I will never, ever,<i> ever</i> give.

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Well, in a few years, I won't
even need your permission.

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I'll just rent it on Beta.

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Well, not if I contact
every video store in the state.

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Well, I'll legally change my name.

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Well, then I'll do a mass
mailing for your photo.

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Well, then I'll have
extensive plastic surgery

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and change my face.

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Well, then I'll hire the A-Team

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to capture you and bring you home.

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Well, then I'll hire Delta Force

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to combat your precious A-Team.

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What's going on with you two?

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What's going on is, you're a good boy.

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And if I say that movie isn't
appropriate, then you'll listen.

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What about "Annie", huh?

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I hear you singing
"It's A Hard-Knock Life"

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every morning when you make your poopalas.

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<i>But my mom was on to something.</i>

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<i>That little redhead
would be our perfect cover.</i>

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Okay. Just got our "Annie" tickets.

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Now all we got to do
is sneak into "Porky's."

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This is it. The last time
we'll see each other as boys.

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Bear witness to the end
of my innocence, bro.

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Okay, no one panic,
but I'm like 99.9% sure

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that ticket guy is on to us!

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You're freaking out.

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I am not!

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Then why is your voice
all high and squeaky?

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That's just how I sound now.

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Stop yapping and come on already.

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Wait! We missed the first minute!

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All the naughty stuff
will be way less enjoyable

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if we don't understand
how it fits into the story!

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<i>It was one of those moments</i>

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<i>that show you what you're made of.</i>

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<i>Was I gonna stay a scared little boy,</i>

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<i>or would I become a man?</i>

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No, Annie! There's no way to go but up.

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How is this not rated "R"?

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This wasn't in the stage production.

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I was not prepared for this.

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ but nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪

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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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<i>It was February 10, 1980-something,</i>

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<i>and Valentine's Day was right
around the corner.</i>

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Barry, you know I love you,
but please don't be an idiot

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and go crazy on Valentine's Day.

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- I mean it.
- What?

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All I asked was if there
was anywhere to park

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a hot-air balloon on your property.

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I'm serious.

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I'm not one of those girls

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who likes big public
displays of affection.

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Just keep it small, okay?

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<i>Back then, keeping it small meant</i>

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<i>my brother's only option
was the love-a-gram.</i>

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<i>It made the cool kids feel cooler</i>

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<i>and the lonely goobers feel even lonelier.</i>

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Hey, uh, I'd like to send
a flower to chemistry class for,

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um

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Yourself?

87
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It's okay, Naked Rob.
You'll find love one day.

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Hey, man. How you doing?

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Uh, I'm fine.

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Gah! You're always, like, right there.

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Enough already. Okay?

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Look, just do what every high-school
boy on the planet does.

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Get her flowers.

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You want me to get Lainey flowers?

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They're nature's trash! They
don't even do anything.

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Trust me. Every girl loves roses.

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Erica Goldberg!

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I got roses for you!

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Crap. Why?!

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Don't you just love V-Day?

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Ooh! Here.

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I got 100 roses from your secret admirer.

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100?!

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Come on, man!

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How mysterious and sexy.

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Not to mention bulky and unwieldy.

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Who knows?

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Maybe today, your secret
admirer will reveal himself

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and you'll realize that love
was under your nose the whole time.

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Or I tell him that I have
no feelings for him at all

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and we shake hands and go
our separate ways.

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Or you kiss him 'cause you
realize you're soul mates.

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Or I knee him in the coin purse

114
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because now he's getting creepy.

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I was so close.

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Were you, though?

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<i>While Erica was breaking hearts,</i>

118
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<i>my friends were bragging
about breaking in to "Porky's".</i>

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I feel like "Porky's" graphic
adult content wasn't blatant.

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It was earned, you know?

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I feel like, at its core, it
was a story of friendship.

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Mm. And boobs.

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Not to be this guy, but Kim
Cattrall is so hot.

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Pbht! Know who's even hotter?

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Miss Hannigan from "Annie".

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I mean, not in a conventional way,

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but there's something there.

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This is just sad, pal.

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I can't believe it.

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The boy saw "Annie" instead of "Porky's."

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My lord, you raised a wuss.

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Me?! He's<i> your</i> son!

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I take a casual, non-committal
approach to parenting.

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You're the one in the trenches.

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He's not a wuss. He's a good boy.

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Too good!

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Now's the time for taking chances

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and spreading his wings a bit.

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Would you rather take over?

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Let's not get crazy.

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How about that scene in gym
class with Ms. Balbricker?

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- That was crazy!
- Yes!

143
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You want to talk crazy... Carol Burnett.

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She acts, sings, and dances.

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She's a Swiss army knife of entertainment.

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Okay, yeah. That was full
wuss right there.

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<i>So, I wasn't a bad boy.</i>

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<i>But at least my girlfriend</i>

149
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<i>always appreciated my sensitive side.</i>

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Geez, I wish I was gonna see
you on Valentine's Day.

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You know what's just as good
as me going to Seattle?

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A 10-minute phone date where
we eat the same pasta

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and watch the same episode
of "Diff'rent Strokes."

154
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It's really not. Whatchu
talkin' 'bout, Dana?

155
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Dang it. That's time.

156
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Aw. Just a few more minutes?

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I can't.

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You know how crazy my parents get

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about the long-distance bills.

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It's, like, a huge rule.

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Some rules are made to be broken.

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What the hell was that about?

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I think he's saying you can break
the rule and we can keep talking.

164
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No way. He's bluffing.

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Not bluffing.

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What kind of crazy mind game is this?!

167
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Maybe it's not a game.

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Oh, it's a game.

169
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Not a game.

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He said it's not a game.

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It's worse! It's a trap!

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It's not a damn trap!

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It's a trap, and I'm
gonna hang up and win!

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But he said...

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My god. What are you doing?

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What am<i> I</i> doing?! What are<i> you</i> doing?!

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Get out of my head, man!

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Adam, you're a good kid.

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But sometimes, you got to take a risk,

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like breaking the phone rule
or going to see "Porky's".

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Shh!

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Don't say the "p" word when
the "m" word is around.

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My point is seeing an "R"-rated movie...

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That might be a rule that's okay to break.

185
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Hey, I break plenty of rules...

186
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Jaywalking, I once ran with scissors.

187
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They were safety scissors,
and I lied about the jaywalking.

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So lying! Lying is on the list now.

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Okay. That's it.

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Tomorrow, I'm taking you to see "Porky's."

191
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What about Mom?

192
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She'll never find out.

193
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What's going on in here?

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"Porky's!"

195
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What? "Porky's!"

196
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Pork and beans.

197
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The boy wants pork and beans for dinner.

198
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It's tuna taco Tuesday.

199
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But... I can move some things around.

200
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Good suggestion, my little angel.

201
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Boy, you're really not good at this.

202
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<i>While I was being forced
to break the rules...</i>

203
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Psst! Hey, dummy!

204
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You looked! Means you're a dummy.

205
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But seriously, I need
your help and advice.

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Come on.

207
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<i>Erica was about to discover</i>

208
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<i>that Barry broke into the A.V. club room.</i>

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Okay, I know you told me
to buy Lainey flowers,

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but that's just too small
a gift for the love of my life.

211
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Luckily, I figured out the perfect
Valentine's gift to get her.

212
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A new boyfriend? Burn!

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I don't agree with your insult,
but I respect it.

214
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Anyway, I was watching MTV,

215
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and this crazy genius video popped up.

216
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And there it was...
the answer I was looking for.

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♪<i> Hello</i> ♪

218
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"Hello"? How is this the answer?

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-♪<i> Is it me you're looking for?</i>♪
- Lainey loves Lionel.

220
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And this video right here

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is the most romantic story ever told.

222
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Granted, Lionel is cool

223
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and can pull off a striped sweater,

224
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but this whole video
is, like, super weird.

225
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<i>33 years before Adele,
this was the "Hello"</i>

226
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<i>that took the world by storm
thanks to Lionel Richie.</i>

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♪<i> I love you</i> ♪

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He's in love with a blind girl.

229
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He follows her through the halls,
and she has no idea.

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- It's so romantic.
- Is it?

231
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Yes! And she loves him, too!

232
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Just look at the sculpture
she made of his face.

233
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It's scary but sincere.

234
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What does this have to do
with Valentine's Day or anything?

235
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Duh! I'm gonna be just like the video

236
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and make Lainey a Clay bust.

237
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<i>Oh, it's wonderful.</i>

238
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<i>This is how I see you.</i>

239
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The point is, stop while you're ahead.

240
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Trust me. Girls don't like it
when a guy tries too hard.

241
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What up, what up?

242
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Guess who's all about V.D. today.

243
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Wait. That sounded really bad.

244
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I've got math class, Geoff.
What do you need?

245
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Me? Nothing. Just thought you'd need
something from your locker.

246
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Nope.

247
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Well, maybe just check to see
that everything's okay.

248
00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:33,495
Why wouldn't it be okay?

249
00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:34,432
Just open it!

250
00:08:39,703 --> 00:08:41,069
What the hell?!

251
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,538
Doves. Someone must like you.

252
00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:45,792
Dear lord! They pooped all over my stuff!

253
00:08:45,995 --> 00:08:48,677
It's like a bottle of Elmer's glue
exploded in there.

254
00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:50,292
Geoff, this has to stop.

255
00:08:50,514 --> 00:08:52,253
Don't worry. I-I'll go
get some paper towels.

256
00:08:52,339 --> 00:08:54,268
Geoff to the rescue. I'm such a good guy.

257
00:08:54,964 --> 00:08:56,807
<i>While Erica was trying to ignore Geoff,</i>

258
00:08:57,089 --> 00:08:59,487
<i>my dad just wanted me to ignore the rules.</i>

259
00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:00,518
All right, son.

260
00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:02,221
I'm not looking.

261
00:09:02,392 --> 00:09:04,192
Now's your chance to go
see your jiggle movie.

262
00:09:04,393 --> 00:09:06,174
What? Aren't you coming with me?

263
00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,562
Who's gonna buy me a ticket?

264
00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:09,798
That would defeat the whole purpose!

265
00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:11,033
You got to do this on your own.

266
00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:12,667
You buy a ticket for "Annie",

267
00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,502
and then you sneak into "Porky's".

268
00:09:14,745 --> 00:09:15,503
Easy-peasy.

269
00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,167
But I just saw "Annie".

270
00:09:17,503 --> 00:09:19,240
You think they'll believe
I'd see that garbage

271
00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:20,375
twice in a week?

272
00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:26,948
Even better. Now it's free.

273
00:09:27,198 --> 00:09:28,623
Now you're telling me to cheat the theater

274
00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:29,718
out of the price of a ticket?

275
00:09:29,893 --> 00:09:31,419
All right. That's it. I've had enough.

276
00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:33,588
You go see that movie
now or you're punished.

277
00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:36,558
What?! You can't punish me
for not breaking the rules!

278
00:09:36,593 --> 00:09:37,643
Move it now!

279
00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:38,424
Fine!

280
00:09:38,698 --> 00:09:40,505
But I'll never forgive you
for helping me get into

281
00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,497
the movie I've been dying to see.

282
00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:48,212
<i>Even though I was doing
exactly what my dad said,</i>

283
00:09:48,237 --> 00:09:51,378
<i>for the first time in my life,
I felt like a total rebel.</i>

284
00:09:51,643 --> 00:09:52,540
Show time.

285
00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:55,034
<i>That is, until someone
interrupted the movie.</i>

286
00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,878
Excuse me. Pardon me, everyone.

287
00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,378
I hate to interrupt your smut,

288
00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:00,849
but my innocent little boy is in here.

289
00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,150
She's here!

290
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,807
I know you're in here, Adam!

291
00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,862
A mother always knows.

292
00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:06,955
Surrender!

293
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:07,823
Oh, balls.

294
00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,257
I don't mean to judge any of you,

295
00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:10,378
but you're all terrible.

296
00:10:11,471 --> 00:10:12,727
Best of luck.

297
00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,750
<i>Valentine's Day was fast approaching,</i>

298
00:10:16,104 --> 00:10:18,479
<i>and Barry had finally found
the perfect gift for Lainey.</i>

299
00:10:18,581 --> 00:10:20,120
How long have you been here?

300
00:10:20,189 --> 00:10:21,151
Been in here since the crack of dawn,

301
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,503
but it'll all make sense
once you see my masterpiece.

302
00:10:24,284 --> 00:10:25,333
♪ Hello ♪

303
00:10:27,182 --> 00:10:28,253
Was that a scream of delight?

304
00:10:28,401 --> 00:10:29,518
That was terror.

305
00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:31,909
Seriously, this thing
is gonna haunt me forever.

306
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:32,526
In a good way?

307
00:10:32,557 --> 00:10:33,753
Who gets haunted in a good way?

308
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,099
Kevin Costner in "Field of Dreams."

309
00:10:35,346 --> 00:10:37,001
Okay, that was a fantastic example.

310
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,706
But this thing is beyond disturbing.

311
00:10:38,831 --> 00:10:39,354
Thing?!

312
00:10:39,401 --> 00:10:41,072
It looks like sloth from "The Goonies"

313
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,673
got botched plastic surgery.

314
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,753
It's clearly Lainey.

315
00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:44,581
Lainey?!

316
00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:46,589
It looks like someone sat on a puppet

317
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,778
from "The Dark Crystal."

318
00:10:47,924 --> 00:10:48,510
Damn it!

319
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:49,510
Okay. I know what I got to do.

320
00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:51,799
See, the girl in the video was blind.

321
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,714
I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes

322
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,807
when I should really be
looking at her with my hands.

323
00:10:56,182 --> 00:10:57,487
The hands are the eyes of the arms.

324
00:10:57,964 --> 00:10:59,042
I don't know, man.

325
00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:01,128
This whole thing is just so off the rails.

326
00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:03,416
Ceramics, am I right?
Can we talk about us?

327
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:05,065
There isn't an us.

328
00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:07,057
And you're, like, terrible at icebreakers.

329
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,630
Cool. Cool. So, I've come
to a major life decision.

330
00:11:09,964 --> 00:11:11,109
We're done. Sweet.

331
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,362
You do realize what that means.

332
00:11:13,557 --> 00:11:14,720
Now you have to just sit back

333
00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:16,651
and watch me date a parade of hot ladies,

334
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,917
knowing in your heart that you missed out.

335
00:11:18,152 --> 00:11:19,417
Well, live and learn.

336
00:11:19,464 --> 00:11:21,064
Okay, but you're making me uncork

337
00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:22,499
all this charm I've been hiding!

338
00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:26,636
Hey, hallways, am I right?

339
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,854
You broke my rules, you broke my trust,

340
00:11:31,182 --> 00:11:32,432
and you broke my heart.

341
00:11:32,753 --> 00:11:34,604
The bad-boy triple axle.

342
00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:36,432
Well, gold medal, bad boy.

343
00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,260
You are grounded for a month.

344
00:11:38,424 --> 00:11:41,065
No Nintendo, no telephone, no snuggies.

345
00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:42,919
What?! You can't do that.

346
00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:43,620
You're right.

347
00:11:44,155 --> 00:11:45,855
I'm not gonna deny myself snuggies

348
00:11:45,891 --> 00:11:47,596
just because you love perverted cinema.

349
00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:51,194
We can snug, but still... No
Nintendo and no telephone.

350
00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:52,362
But Sunday's Valentine's Day.

351
00:11:52,397 --> 00:11:54,264
I have a whole phone
date planned with Dana.

352
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,432
Well, too bad. And if you think I'm angry,

353
00:11:56,468 --> 00:11:58,190
just wait till your dad gets going.

354
00:11:58,401 --> 00:11:59,736
This is gonna get ugly.

355
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,905
You're gonna hear it! Brace yourself, boy!

356
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,809
I am so proud of you.

357
00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:08,044
Please. Don't be.

358
00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:09,145
Oh, but I am.

359
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,680
Go and make Mom unground me.

360
00:12:10,715 --> 00:12:12,315
Oh, I can't do that. You broke the rules.

361
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,416
Because of you!

362
00:12:13,451 --> 00:12:15,451
And you have my respect.

363
00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:16,452
I don't want it!

364
00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:19,289
I want to have my first
Valentine's Day with my girlfriend.

365
00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,124
You are angry and defiant.

366
00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:22,992
And it makes my heart full.

367
00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:24,627
No! Stop! Empty your heart.

368
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,496
Way to go, son.

369
00:12:26,531 --> 00:12:28,331
Don't call me "son" with pride ever again.

370
00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:29,432
Son.

371
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,200
You really want me to break the rules?

372
00:12:31,236 --> 00:12:33,403
That's exactly what I'm going to do!

373
00:12:33,438 --> 00:12:37,874
<i>And so, I started my life
as a rule breaker, big-time.</i>

374
00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:39,542
One ticket to Seattle, please.

375
00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:40,618
My girlfriend lives there.

376
00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:41,844
You flying alone today, kid?

377
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,948
Uh... Is that a problem?

378
00:12:44,983 --> 00:12:47,016
Nope, but you can meet the captain,

379
00:12:47,052 --> 00:12:48,985
and we'll let you steer the plane.

380
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,753
<i>Lucky for me, it was the '80s.</i>

381
00:12:50,789 --> 00:12:53,222
<i>Things were a tad looser back then.</i>

382
00:12:53,258 --> 00:12:55,024
<i>As I was off to see my Valentine,</i>

383
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,759
<i>Barry was still feeling his out.</i>

384
00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:57,827
Hey, babe.

385
00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,662
Hello. Oh, boy.

386
00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:01,998
<i>And with that, Barry did some research...</i>

387
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,100
<i>Terrible, invasive research.</i>

388
00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:05,268
Do you trim your nose hairs?

389
00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:07,003
Wow. Your forehead's so big.

390
00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,738
What's that right there?
I never noticed that.

391
00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:09,772
Your eye looks different today.

392
00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:10,808
What's going on?

393
00:13:10,842 --> 00:13:12,175
What's happening right now?

394
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,377
Oh, nothing. Just passing
on by before social studies class.

395
00:13:14,412 --> 00:13:16,079
Thought I'd give you a little face feel.

396
00:13:16,114 --> 00:13:17,547
Please don't touch my face.

397
00:13:17,582 --> 00:13:18,848
You got tater-tot hands.

398
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:23,453
Ooh! That is a big noggin!

399
00:13:23,488 --> 00:13:26,322
Dude! I don't know what this
is, but now I'm pissed!

400
00:13:26,358 --> 00:13:27,890
Well done. Wait. How
many teeth do you have?

401
00:13:27,926 --> 00:13:29,325
- Let me count your teeth.
- Ugh!

402
00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:30,693
Teeth, am I right?

403
00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:32,161
Stop doing what you're doing!

404
00:13:32,197 --> 00:13:33,429
No, it's not what you think, okay?

405
00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:35,264
I just wanted to say sorry.

406
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,100
I've been annoying. I get it.

407
00:13:37,135 --> 00:13:38,601
Spending all that money on flowers

408
00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:40,336
and white pigeons was a real wake-up call.

409
00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:41,838
I thought they were doves.

410
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:44,374
You put gross albino pigeons in my locker?

411
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:47,343
The point is, I give up, okay?

412
00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:48,478
I made a deal with myself.

413
00:13:48,513 --> 00:13:50,246
If I couldn't win you
over by Valentine's Day,

414
00:13:50,281 --> 00:13:51,948
then it was time to move on.

415
00:13:51,983 --> 00:13:54,550
So... I guess... friends?

416
00:13:55,323 --> 00:13:56,975
For sure.

417
00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:57,893
Friends.

418
00:13:58,223 --> 00:13:59,989
<i>There it was... the one word that killed</i>

419
00:14:00,025 --> 00:14:01,682
<i>any romantic relationship.</i>

420
00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:03,259
That was very mature of you, man.

421
00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:04,427
Oh, no. Just wait.

422
00:14:04,462 --> 00:14:05,561
Here's where she turns around,

423
00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:07,263
gives me a longing look
because she didn't realize

424
00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:08,598
what she had until now.

425
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:11,448
It's my master plan. Here we go.

426
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,536
Right...

427
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:14,837
Now!

428
00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:17,667
Right now!

429
00:14:18,309 --> 00:14:19,342
Right... Now!

430
00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:21,978
It's over, bro.

431
00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:24,784
Shut up, Robert. Everyone knows
you gave yourself that flower.

432
00:14:25,183 --> 00:14:27,635
<i>As Geoff realized he had
to get over his broken heart,</i>

433
00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:29,714
<i>I was breaking the rules.</i>

434
00:14:29,888 --> 00:14:31,154
Suck on this, Murray Goldberg.

435
00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,090
<i>Welcome aboard. This is your captain.</i>

436
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,859
<i>Our flight time to Seattle
will be about five hours.</i>

437
00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:38,895
Wait. Did he say five hours?

438
00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:40,363
<i>Rough weather in the Midwest,</i>

439
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:42,265
<i>so we'll see some minor turbulence.</i>

440
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,701
Minor turbulence? Oh, that's not great.

441
00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:46,235
<i>Or major turbulence.</i>

442
00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:48,571
<i>Just, uh, please keep
your seat belts fastened.</i>

443
00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:50,573
They don't know? They should know!

444
00:14:50,608 --> 00:14:53,509
Oh, god! Why am I here?! What have I done?

445
00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:56,179
<i>Sure, as a boy, I was afraid of flying.</i>

446
00:14:56,214 --> 00:14:59,515
<i>But as a man, I wasn't gonna
wuss out and call my parents.</i>

447
00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:03,252
Murray!

448
00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:09,292
Murray!

449
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,761
I can't! I'm busy!

450
00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:13,329
Murray!

451
00:15:13,364 --> 00:15:15,164
Fine.

452
00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:19,074
Hello?

453
00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:21,370
Uh-huh.

454
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:22,605
Uh-huh.

455
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,606
Uh-huh.

456
00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:25,141
Who is it?

457
00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:27,577
Adam's at the airport.

458
00:15:27,612 --> 00:15:28,644
Seattle?!

459
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,580
I mean, really?

460
00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:33,082
You are not dressed
for that kind of rainy weather.

461
00:15:33,118 --> 00:15:35,151
At the very least, pack some duck boots.

462
00:15:35,186 --> 00:15:37,653
I mean, you could have
gotten a head cold and died!

463
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,156
Dad said to break the rules,
so that's just what I did.

464
00:15:40,191 --> 00:15:43,626
I meant leave the seat up! Eat
a grape at the supermarket!

465
00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:46,028
Not fly across the damn country!

466
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:47,530
But, deep down, you're proud of me.

467
00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:48,965
No, I'm the opposite of that.

468
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,166
Gotcha. Mom's here,

469
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:52,034
so you can't give me
the respect that I deserve.

470
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,003
No respect! You're a moron!

471
00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:56,472
Yep. I really am.

472
00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:57,940
You really are.

473
00:15:57,976 --> 00:16:00,443
Let's just all agree... In the future,

474
00:16:00,478 --> 00:16:02,845
we leave the parenting to me and Bev.

475
00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:04,147
Yes. For sure.

476
00:16:04,182 --> 00:16:05,515
Absolutely.

477
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,416
Guys, guys, I think the headline here

478
00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:09,519
is that I did the right thing in the end.

479
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:10,653
True.

480
00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:12,421
I cried until they turned
that plane around.

481
00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:15,558
That was not easy and cost
me every bit of my dignity.

482
00:16:15,593 --> 00:16:16,759
He did do that.

483
00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:18,194
And I did not try smoking,

484
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:21,164
even though the other passengers
said it would calm my nerves.

485
00:16:21,199 --> 00:16:22,799
You should head upstairs now.

486
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,867
Same goes for the tiny vodka bottles.

487
00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,369
Head upstairs now.

488
00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:27,537
Everybody go!

489
00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:31,440
Well, I hope you're happy.
You've ruined our son.

490
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:34,677
Adam used to be a good boy,
and now he's a real [Bleep].

491
00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:36,546
I'm not gonna apologize for that.

492
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:39,549
Bevy, do you really want to have
the only kid in the world

493
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,684
who's afraid to see an "R"-rated movie?

494
00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:42,519
Yes!

495
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,193
That's the dream.

496
00:16:44,322 --> 00:16:45,721
Well, it's not mine.

497
00:16:45,757 --> 00:16:48,257
Look, I know I'm not down in the trenches
like the two of you,

498
00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:50,472
but we need to raise a man,

499
00:16:50,829 --> 00:16:53,696
one who's not afraid to go
out and take a risk,

500
00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:55,965
even if it means disappointing us.

501
00:17:02,285 --> 00:17:03,685
<i>Valentine's Day had arrived,</i>

502
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,410
<i>and Barry was finally ready
to unveil his masterpiece.</i>

503
00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:09,441
Dude, are you still in here
making Lainey heads?

504
00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:11,812
I'm so close, Erica!

505
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,115
Come. Prepare yourself for beauty.

506
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,746
♪ Hello ♪

507
00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:17,084
Oh, no!

508
00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:18,043
Okay. That's a no.

509
00:17:18,074 --> 00:17:19,487
Don't worry. Got many more.

510
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:20,755
Behold.

511
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,056
♪ Hello ♪

512
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:22,857
Ew!

513
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:25,074
Okay. Good note.

514
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,561
Feast your eyes on this.

515
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:29,144
♪ 'Cause you know just what to say ♪

516
00:17:29,399 --> 00:17:30,364
I got one you're gonna love.

517
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,902
♪ And you know just what to do ♪

518
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,735
That's supposed to be your girlfriend?!

519
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:38,566
♪ And I want to tell you so much ♪

520
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:41,209
-♪ I love you ♪
- No. Stop.

521
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:44,128
You can't show Lainey
any of these clay monstrosities.

522
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,980
She'll think you're a serial killer.

523
00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:47,433
I know.

524
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,283
I blew it.

525
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,597
I ruined the first
Valentine's with the girl of my dreams.

526
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:53,949
Barry?

527
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,222
Lainey! Lainey, don't look at me, please,

528
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,892
or anything else in this room.

529
00:17:57,927 --> 00:17:59,860
Also, happy Valentine's Day.

530
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:00,928
What the...

531
00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:03,297
You made all this for me?

532
00:18:05,802 --> 00:18:07,101
So, you like them?

533
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:09,536
Don't take this the wrong
way, but they're nightmares.

534
00:18:09,561 --> 00:18:11,411
This was supposed to be
your Valentine's gift.

535
00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:14,267
I just wanted to show
how I see you, but...

536
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:17,420
It's just impossible to make
something as beautiful as you.

537
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,990
Barry, I told you not to go all crazy.

538
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,749
I know, but the fact that you love me

539
00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:25,886
more than any man in this
world is everything to me.

540
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:28,021
It's everything.

541
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:31,859
The fact that you'd sit here
for days and try over and over...

542
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,372
that's exactly why I love
you, you big idiot.

543
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:44,805
♪ I've been alone
with you inside my mind ♪

544
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:50,744
♪ and in my dreams, I've kissed
your lips a thousand times ♪

545
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,579
I saw that.

546
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:58,585
- ♪ I sometimes see you pass outside my door♪
- What? Ew. You saw nothing.

547
00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:00,020
Lights out.

548
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,789
- ♪ Hello ♪
- And Mom says no sneaking T.V.

549
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,590
Still punished. Got it.

550
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,993
- ♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪
- I've got to say... flying to Seattle?

551
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,685
You really took a big swing.

552
00:19:07,721 --> 00:19:10,887
- ♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
- Don't worry. I'll get the hang of it.

553
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,606
♪ I can see it in your smile ♪

554
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,337
♪ you're all I've ever wanted ♪

555
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,140
<i>That night, I decided
to start breaking the rules,</i>

556
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:22,371
<i>but it wasn't because my dad said to</i>

557
00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:24,244
<i>or because I thought
I would prove I was a man.</i>

558
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:26,280
- ♪ 'Cause you know just what to say ♪
- <i>I did it simply because...</i>

559
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:29,216
- ♪ And you know just what to do ♪
- <i>I was a boy in love with a girl.</i>

560
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,575
<i>And after being in such
a hurry to grow up...</i>

561
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,772
- ♪ And I want to tell you so much ♪
- <i>In that moment, I just wanted time to stop.</i>

562
00:19:35,138 --> 00:19:37,388
<i>And I was willing to risk everything.</i>

563
00:19:37,574 --> 00:19:39,640
♪ I love you ♪

564
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,478
He snuck out to call Dana.

565
00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:46,189
Well, what do you know?

566
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,316
You gonna bust him?

567
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:49,951
Oh, for sure.

568
00:19:49,987 --> 00:19:51,876
But he's a good boy.

569
00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:53,936
- ♪ Hello ♪
- I'll give him a couple of minutes.

570
00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:58,860
♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪

571
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:02,264
- ♪ 'Cause I wonder where you are ♪
- <i>That's the thing about love.</i>

572
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:05,267
- ♪ And I wonder what you do ♪
- <i>It makes you want to take risks and go out on a limb,</i>

573
00:20:05,302 --> 00:20:07,435
<i>no matter the consequence.</i>

574
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:08,948
♪ But let me start by saying ♪

575
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:11,580
<i>But for the right person,
it's totally worth it.</i>

576
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:13,808
♪ I love you ♪

577
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,824
Ugh. Why is that Lainey head here?

578
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,151
They made me remove them
all from the school premises

579
00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:21,448
'cause they were scaring
the first graders.

580
00:20:21,473 --> 00:20:23,779
Me and the JTP are gonna blow
this one up with some fireworks.

581
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,811
Do it now. I am not gonna sleep
with that thing in the house.

582
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:29,379
Oh, my.

583
00:20:29,404 --> 00:20:31,223
I get it. I suck at sculptering.

584
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,139
No.

585
00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:34,948
Baby, you're a genius.

586
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,599
And I am so honored that this
is how you see me.

587
00:20:38,622 --> 00:20:42,367
I mean, what a beautiful tribute
to the love of your life...

588
00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:45,594
me.

589
00:20:45,629 --> 00:20:46,552
Oh, no.

590
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:47,466
Mom, just so you know,

591
00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:48,806
this is actually a sculpture
of Lainey's head.

592
00:20:48,842 --> 00:20:49,874
Toss it in the trash.

593
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,878
That's my stupid brother right there.

594
00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:55,646
He's talking with his girlfriend.

595
00:20:58,171 --> 00:20:59,604
What was that?

596
00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:01,628
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