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Hi.
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Did you have
a good day, darling?
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No, I did not.
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It is a free-for-all out there.
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The homeless are brawling
with the runaways.
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The pickpockets are
fighting with the jaywalkers.
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Even the hookers are surly,
and they're paid to be nice.
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You know what that is?
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Mercury is in retrograde.
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What the hell does that mean?
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You're gonna have to ask Joyce.
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All I know is I can't touch her
till the new moon.
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Well, thanks for the heads up.
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What's for dinner?
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Gals have been out all day.
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You're on your own.
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Again?!
Yep.
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I went with a handful of peanuts
and a can of beets.
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Remind me of that tomorrow
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if you hear me
freaking out in the bathroom.
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You know, I never said a word
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when Molly was writing her book
and I had to fend for myself.
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Like an animal.
Like an animal!
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But I can't remember the last
time she's written anything.
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Keeps saying she's gotta
recharge her batteries.
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I'm starting
to think that's code for:
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"You're on your own, chump."
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What code? That's literally what
Joyce said to me on her way out.
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I don't believe you!
Hey, honey.
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Ah, look who's back.
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I'm glad you're here.
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What would be the coolest thing
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for the Flynn girls
to come home with?
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Dinner.
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Nope!
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Ta-da!
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Where did that come from?
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34th and Flynn.
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Now it's just 34th.
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Ah, I'm glad you guys
had a good time
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vandalizing the city
that I work all day to protect.
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We did. Thank you
for your service.
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Did you get any writing done?
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As a matter of fact, no.
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I tried, I failed, I drank,
but tomorrow's another day,
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or the day after that.
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You can't really rush
these things.
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Can't you?
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What?
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Well, if you hit another wall
with your writing tomorrow,
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maybe, instead of
running around town
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with the good time girls,
you could, I don't know,
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put a hot meal on the table
for your husband,
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when he gets home.
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Did you actually say what
I think you just said?
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I did.
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Do you have any idea
how insulting that is?
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All right, it came out wrong,
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but don't listen to my words,
listen to what I'm saying.
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What are you saying?
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I'm hungry!
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So you want your little woman
to hop to in the kitchen.
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Look, it has nothing to do with
the fact that she's a woman.
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If I was married to a man,
I'd expect the same thing.
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Ah! If I were married to a man,
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I'd expect that he could survive
one night on his own.
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It's been more than one night.
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Poor thing!
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Look at you withering away.
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Again, that's not
what I'm saying.
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Well, then, what are you saying?
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Yeah!
Yeah.
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Vince, help me out here.
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I'm not part of this.
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I had a handful of peanuts
for dinner, and I'm very happy.
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La, la-ba-dee-da
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La, la-ba-dee-da
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For the first time in my life
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I see love
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I see love
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For the first time in my life
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I see love
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Everything okay over there?
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I'm fine.
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You're not fine.
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You been picking at
your pants all day.
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What is it, jock itch?
Ringworm? Chapped crack?
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Molly didn't get a chance
to get the laundry done,
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so I am wearing
a swimsuit for underwear.
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You told me you didn't
own a swimsuit.
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I am not going to the water park
with you, Carl!
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She's at home all day,
doing nothing,
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and I gotta go to work with
my testicles in a net.
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You-you-you can't do laundry?
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Do you see a washer or dryer
in the squad car?
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She's at home, she should do it.
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Yeah, say that too loud,
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and those testicles
will be out of the net
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and dangling from
her rearview mirror.
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That's not what I meant.
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Wh-When did everybody
get so touchy?
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Uh, late '60s, early '70s.
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The war of the sexes
is over, baby.
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Yeah, he's right.
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All men have left now
are higher wages,
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a monopoly on
running corporations,
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and control of women's
reproductive rights.
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This is not a man-woman thing.
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This is
a husband-wife thing, okay?
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When Molly was writing
her book with my mom,
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I was a team player.
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I happily threw
a load of wash in.
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Happily?
Hey, I wasn't Mary Poppins,
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but I got it done.
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But she hasn't written
anything in over two weeks.
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At what point
do I get to say something?
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You? Never.
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Not because you don't
have a point,
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but because you lack
the vocabulary
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to say it in a tactful way.
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Eh, it's a very sensitive issue,
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and you're about as delicate
as a rhino on roller skates.
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Yeah, I was picturing a bear
on a beach ball, but...
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I think we saying
the same thing.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh!
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One of my barnacles
is tangled in the net.
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How's the writing going?
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So far, all I've written
is three pages of S's.
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I fell asleep on the keyboard.
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Is the story about a snake?
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Yeah. You know what
the sequel's called?
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Shhh...
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Sweetie, maybe you need
a little break from the writing.
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You know, get some fresh air
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in that cigar bar up the street.
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You can bring your laptop.
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Maybe you'll pass out
and write another story.
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No! Do not do this to me again.
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What? Is it so wrong
for a mother
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to want to spend happy hour
with her two daughters?
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Every day? Yes.
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Uh, even if I wanted to, I got
all this laundry to do.
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If you do that,
you're saying Mike's right.
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Well, if I don't do that,
I gotta keep wearing
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these bike shorts for underwear!
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Look, if all you're
worried about is laundry,
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we can do that, no problem,
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and still enjoy
mother-daughter mudslides.
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We can?
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Absolutely!
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I got a system for getting it
done quickly and painlessly.
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Vince!
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What, I-is there a new moon?
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Hey, I'm home!
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Wow! Somebody has been
working on her creases!
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Thanks for noticing.
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Hope you don't mind,
I went with a Swedish cuff.
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Very versatile...
with one simple flip,
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it can take you from the couch
to the conference room.
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Where's Molly?
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Ah, she went out for drinks
with Joyce and Victoria.
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And she pawned
the laundry off on you?
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Are you kidding?
I love doing this.
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Ironing is very Zen.
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The wrinkles are your problem,
the iron is your solution
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and your hand is...
well, well, your hand.
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You know what this is?
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This is a deliberate
"screw you," from Molly, to me.
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I'm sensing a lot
of anger from you.
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Trust your senses.
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Boy, if anyone needs
to iron, it's you.
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Five minutes in,
your blood pressure drops,
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your heart rate slows, huh?
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Come on...
take a vacation.
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You really want to put
that in my hand right now?
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Suit yourself.
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See ya on the other side.
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Om...
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Om...
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Mm-mm, not good.
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Hey!
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Aloha!
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Oh! What's that stench?
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It's my dinner.
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Lentils, the saddest
of the soups.
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- I hope you guys had fun!
- Oh!
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We had a blast!
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Molly won a trivia contest,
I came in third in the limbo,
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and Victoria placed first
in the wet coconut bra contest.
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I can't take all the credit.
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They did most of the work.
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And I'm eating a can of crap
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that's been here
since I moved in.
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Guess we're all winners tonight!
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Well, no one's forcing you
to eat old soup.
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There's always
peanuts and beets.
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Did you do anything
productive today?
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I guess you didn't see
that the laundry got done.
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Oh, yeah.
I saw Vince did a real nice job
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with what you were
supposed to do.
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What I was supposed to do?
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All right, Coconuts,
that's our cue.
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Good, 'cause the fumes
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from that Porta Potti soup
are getting to me.
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Hey, that stink is my dinner!
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That I had to make myself.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize that my job
was to cook you dinner
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and be the perfect little wife.
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Well, if it was your job,
you'd probably be fired.
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What?
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You heard me.
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I'm taking my sad,
stinky soup to-go.
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Good morning.
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What's going on?
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Breakfast in bed
for the king of the castle.
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Coffee, eggs over medium,
fresh-squeezed juice...
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and I removed the pulp
with a strainer,
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because your perfect little wife
knows how angry you get
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when things aren't just so.
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All right, what'd you do to it?
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Spit in the orange juice,
wipe the toast on the floor?
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Nonsense. Why would I ever
do such a thing, husband?
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Knock it off.
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Have I done something
to displease you, husband?
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Quit calling me husband...
it's creepy.
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Do you prefer master?
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All right, okay.
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I see what you're doing.
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You're trying
to make me feel guilty
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for what I said last night.
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If you say so.
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The man is always right.
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But here's something you didn't
factor in to your little plan.
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Probably not.
Yeah.
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I'm hungry.
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And guess what?
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I don't feel bad!
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I feel good that there's
a breakfast in front of me.
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How's that make you feel?
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Well, how do I know how I feel
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if you haven't told me
how I feel?
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Fine.
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If that is the way
you want to play it,
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let the games begin.
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Mmm, cinnamon toast.
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Mmm, you probably buttered this
with your shoe,
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but it's going down sweet.
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You're smart.
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I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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And just know
that when you're finished,
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I'll be here ready to make love.
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Well, that sounds good to me.
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And just like this breakfast,
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00:11:33,381 --> 00:11:37,082
if you don't think I'm gonna
enjoy it, you are wrong.
258
00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:43,789
Be with you in a minute.
259
00:11:49,697 --> 00:11:51,998
So what did Stepford Molly
pack you for lunch?
260
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:55,001
Shaved roast beef on a hoagie,
261
00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:56,770
Mmm.
Fuji apples...
262
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,405
sliced and skinned... ooh.
263
00:11:58,406 --> 00:12:00,940
Plus, Rice Krispie Treat.
264
00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,241
Did she use Fruity Pebbles?
265
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,543
She yabb-dabba-did.
266
00:12:04,545 --> 00:12:06,947
And this somehow is supposed
to make you miserable?
267
00:12:06,948 --> 00:12:08,715
Uh, this is a mind game
she's playing.
268
00:12:08,716 --> 00:12:12,518
Unfortunately for her,
this mind don't play it.
269
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,487
So you're gonna outsmart her
by undersmarting her.
270
00:12:15,489 --> 00:12:17,490
Pretty smart, huh?
271
00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:18,558
You-you did it.
272
00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:19,893
I mean, you finally broke
that wild horse.
273
00:12:19,894 --> 00:12:21,260
You got everything you wanted.
274
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,729
Yeah.
275
00:12:29,804 --> 00:12:31,171
Is something wrong with it?
276
00:12:32,373 --> 00:12:33,640
I don't know how she did it.
277
00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:34,674
What?
278
00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,877
This is a loveless sandwich.
279
00:12:36,878 --> 00:12:39,546
It tastes of spite
in every bite.
280
00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:41,448
Well, now you're just
being picky.
281
00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:44,551
Do you want food and sex
or do you want love?
282
00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:45,718
Oh.
283
00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:47,654
Ah.
284
00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,889
"Have an amazing day, husband."
285
00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:52,492
Wow.
286
00:12:52,493 --> 00:12:54,159
She hates me.
287
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,534
Hey, w-what are you doing
on the couch?
288
00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:04,670
Shouldn't you be packing
Mike's pipe with poison tobacco?
289
00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:07,407
No, I'm done with all that.
290
00:13:07,408 --> 00:13:08,707
Mike saw right through me.
291
00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,911
Turns out giving him all
the food and sex he wanted
292
00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:12,712
didn't upset him.
293
00:13:12,713 --> 00:13:15,547
Played me like
a cheap carnival game.
294
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,717
Yeah, I know how you feel.
295
00:13:17,718 --> 00:13:20,986
I once lost six games
of tic-tac-toe to a chicken.
296
00:13:22,189 --> 00:13:24,524
It's not exactly the same Th...
297
00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:27,359
Well, yeah,
it's exactly the same thing.
298
00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:29,863
Hey, you mind if
I set up shop here?
299
00:13:29,864 --> 00:13:32,098
Or is that gonna mess
with your writing mojo?
300
00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:35,267
No, I'm just writing
a stupid snake story.
301
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:37,803
All I got right now is dialogue.
302
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,942
Well, you know what might help
with your creative constipation?
303
00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:44,977
A little iron in your diet.
304
00:13:45,947 --> 00:13:47,480
Come on, Vince, cut the act.
305
00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:49,214
No one likes ironing.
306
00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,583
If you say so.
307
00:13:58,392 --> 00:14:00,025
Do you really enjoy that?
308
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,227
I sure do.
309
00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:02,996
And you know what the icing
on the cake is?
310
00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:05,165
The look on your mother's face
when she opens her closet
311
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,434
and sees rows
of freshly-pressed blouses,
312
00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:10,669
pants and age-inappropriate
halter tops.
313
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:15,407
So you and Botox are the reason
she has no wrinkles.
314
00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:17,944
The man behind the woman.
315
00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:19,913
And when I need my hair dyed,
316
00:14:19,914 --> 00:14:21,648
she's the woman behind the man.
317
00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:24,284
We each pitch in
where we need to.
318
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:28,855
Yeah, you try not to keep
score, but you always do.
319
00:14:28,856 --> 00:14:32,091
Right now, I'm way in front.
320
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:43,168
Mikey, what a surprise!
321
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,171
Hungry or you need my toilet?
322
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:49,142
Can't a son just come
by and check up on his mother?
323
00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,643
Sit down.
324
00:14:50,644 --> 00:14:51,945
I'll warm up
some lasagna for you.
325
00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:53,246
Oh, you don't have to do that.
326
00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:54,581
Corner piece if you got it.
327
00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:55,715
Yeah.
328
00:14:55,716 --> 00:14:57,217
I know my boy.
329
00:14:57,218 --> 00:14:58,618
Yeah, you do.
330
00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:00,220
Can I get you a beer?
331
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,388
Yeah, that'd be nice.
332
00:15:01,389 --> 00:15:03,490
A cold beer after
a long day at work.
333
00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:05,358
Yeah, here you go.
334
00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:07,394
See? How hard is this?
335
00:15:07,395 --> 00:15:08,795
What are you talking about?
336
00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:09,763
Nothing.
337
00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,031
I just appreciate the effort.
338
00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:14,167
I'm happy someone's happy
to make me happy.
339
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:15,268
Of course.
340
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:16,469
You work hard.
341
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,272
You deserve a beer
and a hot meal.
342
00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:22,675
Careful who you say that around.
343
00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:23,943
Who, your wife?
344
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,345
What, she thinks she's too good
345
00:15:25,346 --> 00:15:27,279
to crack open a beer for my boy?
346
00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:29,848
It's not that she thinks
she's too good to...
347
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,418
Let me tell you something.
348
00:15:31,419 --> 00:15:35,387
Waiting on you should be
the biggest pleasure of her day.
349
00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:37,322
That's a little much.
350
00:15:37,324 --> 00:15:38,925
Nothing's too much for you.
351
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:43,395
Boy, I tell you, I'd spoil you
rotten if we were married.
352
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,368
You know what, Mom, I'm-I'm
not as hungry as I thought.
353
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,470
In fact, my stomach just turned.
354
00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:53,772
Really?
355
00:15:53,774 --> 00:15:55,041
You don't want anything?
356
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:58,343
Be more than happy
to run a hot bath for you.
357
00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:02,015
No, no, uh, like I said,
I just came in here
358
00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:03,316
to check on you and...
359
00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:05,718
I should really run...
360
00:16:05,719 --> 00:16:07,820
very, very far away.
361
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:14,393
That girl will never appreciate
how much I do for her.
362
00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:19,833
Mol, you out here?
363
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,700
Under the car.
364
00:16:21,702 --> 00:16:23,469
Why?
365
00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:26,638
You're not cutting
my brake lines, are you?
366
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,574
No.
367
00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:30,209
Although I could.
368
00:16:31,479 --> 00:16:34,546
There are online courses that'll
teach you just about anything.
369
00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:38,718
Just to be clear,
you didn't, right?
370
00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:40,253
No.
371
00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:43,823
Though I did change your oil
and swap out your filter
372
00:16:43,824 --> 00:16:45,125
and top off all your fluids.
373
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:47,025
Molly, you didn't have
to do that.
374
00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:49,329
I mean, it's totally
cool that you did.
375
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,363
But you didn't have to.
376
00:16:51,365 --> 00:16:53,032
I know. I wanted to.
377
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,001
I felt like pitching in,
378
00:16:55,002 --> 00:16:57,604
and I know car stuff is not
the most obvious choice,
379
00:16:57,605 --> 00:17:00,272
but hey, Vince likes ironing.
380
00:17:00,274 --> 00:17:01,975
Well, I gotta say,
381
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:05,010
you're a lot cuter
than the guy at Valvoline.
382
00:17:05,012 --> 00:17:06,012
Cheaper, too.
383
00:17:06,013 --> 00:17:07,713
I work for dinner.
384
00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:10,984
Well, have you tried
my famous stinky lentil soup?
385
00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:12,885
I have.
386
00:17:14,088 --> 00:17:15,555
Then we should go out.
387
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,189
Yeah, we should.
388
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,959
I'll get my coat.
389
00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:25,231
I am gonna see
if I can figure out
390
00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,399
where all these extra parts go.
391
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:31,003
Or not.
392
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,086
Hey.
Hey.
393
00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:44,988
Look at you.
394
00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:46,255
Writing again.
395
00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:48,225
Kind of.
I'm on a mechanics' forum.
396
00:17:48,226 --> 00:17:49,993
Apparently some of the parts
I threw away
397
00:17:49,994 --> 00:17:51,761
were pretty important.
398
00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:54,498
I wouldn't drive the car over 40
399
00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:56,700
till I get this figured out.
400
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,068
My little Pep Girl.
401
00:17:58,069 --> 00:18:00,036
Hey, is that dinner I smell?
402
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,104
It is.
403
00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:02,172
You're amazing.
404
00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:04,574
I made a pork loin.
405
00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:06,142
You take off that shirt.
406
00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:08,111
I'm not wasting two hours
and a can of Shout
407
00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:10,679
wrestling pig juice out of that.
408
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,683
Say what you want,
409
00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:16,086
but my mother hit the jackpot
when she married that one.
410
00:18:16,087 --> 00:18:17,987
We all did.
411
00:18:19,757 --> 00:18:21,492
Think he knows anything
about cars?
412
00:18:22,944 --> 00:18:26,637
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