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Hey.
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Did you have a good day, darling?
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No I did not.
It is a free-for-all out there.
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The homeless are brawling
with the runaways.
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The pickpockets are fighting
with the jaywalkers.
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Even the hookers are surly,
and they're paid to be nice.
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You know what that is?
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Mercury is in retrograde.
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What the hell does that mean?
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You're gonna have to ask Joyce.
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All I know is I can't touch her
till the new moon.
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Thanks for the heads up.
What's for dinner?
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Gals have been out all day,
you're on your own.
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- Again?
- Yep.
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I went with a handful of peanuts
and a can of beets.
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Remind me of that tomorrow,
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if you hear me
freaking out in the bathroom.
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You know, I never said a word
when Molly was writing her book
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and I had to fend for myself.
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- Like an animal.
- Like an animal.
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But I can't remember the last
time she's written anything,
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keeps saying she's gotta
"recharge her batteries."
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I'm starting to think that's code for,
"You're on your own, chump."
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What code? That's literally what
Joyce said to me on her way out.
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I know.
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Hey, honey!
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Well, look who's back.
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I'm glad you're here.
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What would be the coolest thing
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for the Flynn girls to come home with?
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Dinner.
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Ta-da!
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- Where did that come from?
- 34th and Flynn.
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Now, it's just 34th.
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I'm glad you guys had
a good time vandalizing the city
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that I work all day to protect.
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We did. Thank you for your service.
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Did you get any writing done?
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As a matter of fact, no.
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I tried, I failed, I drank,
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but tomorrow is another day,
or the day after that.
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You can't really rush these things.
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Can't ya?
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What?
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Well, if you hit another wall
with your writing tomorrow,
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maybe instead of running around
town with the good-time girls,
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you could, I don't know,
put a hot meal on the table
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for your husband when he gets home.
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Did you actually say
what I think you just said?
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I did.
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Do you have any idea
how insulting that is?
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All right, it came out wrong.
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But don't listen to my words,
listen to what I'm saying.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm hungry.
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So, you want your little woman
to hop to in the kitchen.
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It has nothing to do with
the fact that she's a woman,
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if I was married to a man,
I'd expect the same thing.
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If I were married to a man,
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I'd expect that he could survive
one night on his own.
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It's been more than one night.
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Poor thing! Look at you, withering away.
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Again, that's not what I'm saying.
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Well, then, what are you saying?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Vince, help me out here.
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I'm not part of this.
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I had a handful of peanuts for dinner
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and I'm very happy.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Everything okay over there?
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I'm fine.
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You're not fine.
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You've been picking at your pants all day.
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What is it? Jock itch?
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Ringworm? Chapped crack?
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Molly didn't get a chance
to get the laundry done,
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so I am wearing a swimsuit for underwear.
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You told me you didn't own a swimsuit.
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I am not going to
the water park with you, Carl.
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She's at home all day doing nothing,
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and I gotta go to work
with my testicles in a net.
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You can't do laundry?
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Do you see a washer
or dryer in the squad car?
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She's at home, she should do it.
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Yeah, say that too loud
and those testicles will be
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out of the net, and dangling
from her rearview mirror.
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That's not what I meant.
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When did everybody get so touchy?
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Late '60s, early '70s.
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The war of the sexes is over, baby.
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He's right. All men have left now
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are higher wages and monopoly
on running corporations,
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and control of women's
reproductive rights.
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This is not a man-woman thing,
this is a husband-wife thing.
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Okay, when Molly was
writing her book with my mom,
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I was a team player,
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I happily threw a load of wash in.
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- Happily?
- Hey, I wasn't Mary Poppins,
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but I got it done.
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But she hasn't written anything
in over two weeks,
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at what point do I get to say something?
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You? Never.
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And not because you don't have a point,
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but because you lack the vocabulary
to say it in a tactful way.
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It's a very sensitive issue
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and you're about as delicate
as a rhino on roller skates.
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Yeah. I was picturing
a bear on a beach ball,
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but I think we're saying the same thing.
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Oh!
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One of my barnacles is tangled in the net.
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How's the writing going?
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So far, all I've written
is three pages of S's.
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I fell asleep on the keyboard.
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Is the story about a snake?
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Yeah. You know what the sequel's called?
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Sweetie, maybe you need
a little break from the writing.
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Get some fresh air
in that cigar bar up the street.
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Yeah, bring your laptop.
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Maybe you'll pass out
and write another story.
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No, do not do this to me again.
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What? Is it so wrong for a mother to want
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to spend happy hour
with her two daughters?
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Every day? Yes.
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Even if I wanted to,
I got all this laundry to do.
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If you do that,
you're saying Mike's right.
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Well if I don't do that,
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I gotta keep wearing these
bike shorts for underwear.
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Well, if all you're
worried about is laundry
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we can do that, no problem,
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and still enjoy mother-daughter mudslides.
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- We can?
- Absolutely.
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I've got a system for getting
it done quickly and painlessly.
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Vince!
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What? Is there a new moon?
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Hey, I'm home!
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Wow. Somebody has been
working on her creases.
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Thanks for noticing.
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I hope you don't mind,
I went with a Swedish cuff.
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Very versatile,
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with one simple flip,
it can take you from the couch
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to the conference room.
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Where's Molly?
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She went out for drinks
with Joyce and Victoria.
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And she pawned the laundry off on you?
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Are you kidding? I love doing this.
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Ironing is very Zen.
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The wrinkles are your problems,
the iron is your solution,
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and your hand is, well, your hand.
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You know what this is?
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This is a deliberate "screw you"
from Molly to me.
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I'm sensing a lot of anger from you.
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Trust your senses.
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Boy, if anyone needs to iron, it's you.
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Five minutes in,
your blood pressure drops,
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your heart rate slows.
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Come on, take a vacation.
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You really want to put that
in my hand right now?
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Suit yourself.
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See ya on the other side.
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Not good.
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That is not what I even said.
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Hey.
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Aloha!
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What's that stench?
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It's my dinner. Lentils.
The saddest of the soups.
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But I hope you guys had fun.
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We had a blast.
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Molly won a trivia contest,
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I came in third in the limbo,
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and Victoria placed first
in the wet coconut bra contest.
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I can't take all the credit.
They did most of the work.
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And I'm eating a can of crap
that's been here since I moved in.
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Guess we're all winners tonight!
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Well no one's forcing you
to eat old soup,
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there's always peanuts and beets.
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Did you do anything productive today?
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I guess you didn't see
that the laundry got done.
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Oh, yeah. I saw Vince did a real nice job
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with what you were supposed to do.
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What I was supposed to do?
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Alright, Coconuts, that's our cue.
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Good, 'cause the fumes
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from that porta potty soup
are getting to me.
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Hey, that stink is my dinner!
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That I had to make myself!
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't realize that my job
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was to cook you dinner
and be the perfect little wife.
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Well if it was your job,
you'd probably be fired!
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- What?
- You heard me.
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I'm taking my sad, stinky soup to go.
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Good morning!
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What's going on?
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Breakfast in bed
for the king of the castle.
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Coffee. Eggs over medium,
fresh-squeezed juice
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and I removed the pulp with a strainer,
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because your perfect little wife
knows how angry you get
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when things aren't just so.
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Alright, what did you do to it?
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Spit in the orange juice?
Wipe the toast on the floor?
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Nonsense. Why would I ever
do such a thing, husband?
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Knock it off.
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Have I done something
to displease you, husband?
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Quit calling me "Husband," it's creepy.
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- Do you prefer "Master?"
- All right. Okay.
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I see what you're doing.
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You're trying to make me feel guilty
for what I said last night.
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If you say so. The man is always right.
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But here's something you didn't
factor into your little plan.
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- Probably not.
- Yeah.
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I'm hungry.
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And guess what? I don't feel bad.
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I feel good that there's
a breakfast in front of me.
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How does that make you feel?
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Well, how do I know how I feel,
if you haven't told me how I feel?
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Fine.
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If this is the way you want to play it,
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let the games begin.
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Mmm, cinnamon toast.
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You probably
buttered this with your shoe,
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but it's going down sweet.
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You're smart.
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I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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And just know, that when you're finished,
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I'll be here ready to make love.
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Well, that sounds good to me.
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And just like this breakfast,
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if you don't think I'm gonna enjoy it,
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you are wrong.
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Be with you in a minute.
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What did Stepford Molly
pack you for lunch?
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- Shaved roast beef on a hoagie,
- Mmm.
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Fuji apples, sliced and skinned.
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Ooh! Plus, Rice Krispie treat.
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Did she use Fruity Pebbles?
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She yabba-dabba-did.
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And this, somehow, is
supposed to make you miserable?
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This is a mind game she's playing,
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unfortunately for her,
this mind don't play it.
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So you're going to outsmart her
by under-smarting her?
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Pretty smart, huh?
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You did it. You finally
broke that wild horse.
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You got everything you wanted.
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Yeah.
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Is something wrong with it?
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- I don't know how she did it.
- What?
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This is a loveless sandwich!
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I can taste the spite in every bite.
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Now, you're just being picky.
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Do you want food and sex,
or do you want love?
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Ah...
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"Have an amazing day, husband."
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Wow.
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She hates me.
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00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,836
Hey, what are you doing on the couch?
255
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:01,207
Shouldn't you be packing Mike's
pipe with poisoned tobacco?
256
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:05,175
No, I'm done with all that.
Mike saw right through me.
257
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,943
Turns out giving him
all the food and sex he wanted
258
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,279
didn't upset him.
259
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,015
He played me like a cheap carnival game.
260
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,191
I know how you feel.
261
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,124
I once lost six games
of tic-tac-toe to a chicken.
262
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,290
It's not exactly the same thing...
263
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,694
Well, yeah, it's exactly the same thing.
264
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,237
You mind if I set up shop here,
265
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,566
or is that gonna mess
with your writing mojo?
266
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,073
No, I'm just writing
a stupid snake story.
267
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,246
All I got right now is dialogue.
268
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,916
You know what might help
with your creative constipation?
269
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,582
A little iron in your diet.
270
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,446
Come on, Vince, cut the act.
No one likes ironing.
271
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:46,852
If you say so.
272
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,267
Do you really enjoy that?
273
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,595
I sure do.
274
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,268
And you know what
the icing on the cake is?
275
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,599
The look on your mother's face
when she opens her closet
276
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,470
and sees rows of
freshly pressed blouses, pants
277
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:07,077
and age-inappropriate halter tops.
278
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,883
So, you and Botox are the reason
she has no wrinkles.
279
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,646
The man behind the woman.
280
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,221
And when I need my hair dyed,
she's the woman behind the man.
281
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,722
We each pitch in where we need to.
282
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,087
You try not to keep score,
283
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,393
but you always do.
284
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,225
Right now, I'm way in front.
285
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,573
Mikey, what a surprise.
286
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,076
Hungry or you need my toilet?
287
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,409
Can't a son just come by
and check up on his mother?
288
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,778
Sit down.
289
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,579
I'll warm up some lasagna for you.
290
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:49,778
Oh, you don't have to do that.
291
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,479
Corner piece, if you got it.
292
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,590
I know my boy.
293
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:54,915
Yeah, you do.
294
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,650
Can I get you a beer?
295
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,696
That'd be nice. Cold beer
after a long day at work.
296
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,793
Here you go.
297
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,095
See, how hard is this?
298
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,429
What are you talking about?
299
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,265
Nothing. I just appreciate the effort.
300
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,600
I'm happy someone's happy
to make me happy.
301
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,466
Of course.
302
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,512
You work hard, you deserve
a beer and a hot meal.
303
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,945
Careful who you say that around.
304
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,110
Who? Your wife?
305
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,687
What, she thinks she's too good
to crack open a beer for my boy?
306
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,123
It's not that she
thinks she's too good to...
307
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,623
Let me tell ya something.
308
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,456
Waiting on you should be
the biggest pleasure of her day.
309
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,658
That's a little much.
310
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,459
Nothing's too much for you.
311
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:39,198
Boy, I tell ya, I'd spoil you
rotten if we were married.
312
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,709
You know what, Mom?
I'm not as hungry as I thought.
313
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,846
In fact, my stomach just turned.
314
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,546
Really? You don't want anything?
315
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,652
Be more than happy
to run a hot bath for ya.
316
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,587
No, no. Like I said, I just came
in here to check on you,
317
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,592
and I should really run,
very, very far away.
318
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:10,158
That girl will never appreciate
how much I do for her.
319
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,601
Molly? You out here?
320
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,072
Under the car.
321
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:19,869
Why?
322
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,006
You're not cutting
my brake lines, are you?
323
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,507
No. Although I could.
324
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:31,087
There are online courses
that'll teach you just about anything.
325
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,288
Just to be clear, you didn't, right?
326
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,958
No. But I did change your oil,
327
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,622
and swap out your filter,
and top off all your fluids.
328
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,461
Molly, you didn't have to do that.
329
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,565
It's totally cool that you did,
but you didn't have to.
330
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,569
I know, I wanted to.
I felt like pitching in and...
331
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,075
I know car stuff is not
the most obvious choice,
332
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,146
but, hey, Vince likes ironing.
333
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,882
Well, I gotta say,
334
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,315
you're a lot cuter
than the guy at Valvoline.
335
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,447
Cheaper, too. I work for dinner.
336
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,359
Well, have you tried
my famous stinky lentil soup?
337
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,220
I have.
338
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,230
- Then we should go out.
- Yeah, we should.
339
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,033
I'll get my coat.
340
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:23,374
I am gonna see if I can figure out
where all these extra parts go.
341
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,204
Or not.
342
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,786
- Hey.
- Hey.
343
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,613
Look at you. Writing again.
344
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,657
Kind of. I'm on a mechanics forum.
345
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,024
Apparently, some of those parts
I threw away were pretty important.
346
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,399
I wouldn't drive the car over 40
till I get this figured out.
347
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,635
My little Pep Girl.
348
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,634
Hey is that dinner I smell?
349
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,501
- It is.
- You're amazing.
350
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,406
I made a pork loin.
351
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,502
You, take off that shirt.
352
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,373
I'm not wasting two hours
and a can of Shout
353
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,242
wrestling pig juice out of that.
354
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,042
Say what you want,
355
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,915
but my mother hit the jackpot
when she married that one.
356
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,720
We all did.
357
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,223
Think he knows anything about cars?
358
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,000
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