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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey! A dollar!
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They're finally paying us to come here.
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Dopes. I'd come here for nothing.
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You know why? I have to.
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Stupid law.
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Wait, everybody has one.
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So, what do you got there?
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It's a trap. Everybody just
give your dollars to me,
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and I'll hold them is what I'll do.
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Yeah.
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The United States government says that
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these pieces of paper are worth something.
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What makes them valuable?
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Farkle, do it.
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Paper money used to be certificates that
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you could exchange for their
equal value in gold or silver.
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Before that, people would
buy things with livestock,
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colored stones, or shiny objects.
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I like shiny objects.
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Which one of these shirts is better?
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Same size, same color, same shirt.
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One of these comes from
Cheapo's and costs $12.99,
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the other one comes from
Demolition and costs 36 bucks.
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So, which one's the better shirt?
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- Riley?
- Watch my little fashionista go.
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The Bleh shirt on the
left, though appearing
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to the untrained eye to look the same...
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It's the same shirt.
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...is not from Demolition,
making it inferior.
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Same shirt.
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I will take the Demolition Bleh.
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You already did.
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This is your shirt. You
spent 36 Washingtons on it.
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It costs more, so it's better.
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Same exact shirt from the
same exact manufacturer
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that sends it to a million different
stores all over the world.
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Mine's better. It feels good on my face.
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This is your shirt.
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I changed the labels this morning.
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This shirt hurts my face!
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Give me that one.
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Mm. I know my shirt anywhere.
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That's my Demolition shirt, isn't it?
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Why would I change the
labels when I can just talk?
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Obviously you people will believe anything.
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Mr. Matthews, are you teaching
us that money has no real value?
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I'm teaching you that money
is paper we put our faith in.
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Wars are fought over it.
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Most crime happens
because money's involved.
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I'm safe.
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I'm teaching you that
the value given to money
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is a lot less important than how it's used.
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That's what matters.
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That's what shapes who you are.
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Don't be mislead by trendy
brands and shiny objects.
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So, what should we do with our money?
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Buy food.
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- Have shelter.
- Do charity.
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Riles, you gave me the Demolition one.
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Mm-hmm. Charity with a full heart.
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Also, I made a mistake.
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What about doing business?
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My father is the Minkus
of Minkus International.
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Yeah, he's been in the news a lot recently.
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I hear he's risking a lot of
his company on a new technology.
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It's something he really believes in,
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but he doesn't know if it's gonna work yet.
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When will he find out?
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Not sure. When he does
this kind of stuff, he's...
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not around the house very much.
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Farkle, how come you never
have us over to your house?
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- I've already told you.
- No, you say you're embarrassed
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by it, but how big could it possibly be?
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I don't know. I haven't seen it all.
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Farkle, we couldn't love you less
just because you have more than us.
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Not anymore.
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- Minkus.
- Hi, Cory.
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Is it okay if I speak to
Farkle about a minor issue?
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Uh, Minkus, is this one of those where
we go out in the hall and talk?
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Yeah.
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You know, it's...
it's interesting.
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I was just teaching the
class about the value of money
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and how we place too much
value on shiny things.
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That's good... 'cause, son... I've
lost all of our shiny things.
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Okay, I was able to find $24 in all
of my piggy banks and drawers.
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I sold a couple of baseball bats online.
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I got $58 to kick in.
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Thank you, Lucas.
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All right, so...
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Between the two of us,
we can give Farkle $82.
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Maya?
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Between the three of us,
we can give Farkle $82.
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Good job, guys!
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Farkle.
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We wanted to give you something.
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$82.
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Thanks, but I think it's
Maya who can help me out best.
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How?
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I want you to give me
lessons on how to be poor.
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Done. $82 a lesson.
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Lesson one complete.
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You have less than we do, Maya,
but you live a really good life.
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You don't just survive
in this world. You thrive.
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That's what I've always loved about you.
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Thanks, Farkle.
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Not much to tell you except...
you see these clothes I wear?
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Yeah?
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Shawn bought them for me, and I take
care of them and I appreciate them.
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I don't have much, but I try
to appreciate what I do have.
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That's really good advice,
Maya. I mean, I have so much.
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I don't really appreciate any of it.
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Now, it's gonna be gone.
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Well...
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Let's go to your house
while you still have it.
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My house?
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Yeah. Farkle, you've been to our houses.
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We haven't been to yours.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Farkle, we get it. You were rich.
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You have a nice room.
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Well, I just want to hang out
with you guys at your places.
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- Why?
- I don't know. I like your places.
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We're going.
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Your room can't change
how we feel about you.
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Why is your mouth open?
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Maya's hitting me.
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- Maya.
- Look at this stuff!
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- How can you not hit him?
- You have to stop!
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What are you gonna do about
it, little... rich boy?
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What is that? A train?
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I'm gonna send you far, far away.
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You have boarded the "C" train
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for the kitchen, the skating rink,
and the Minkus Megaplex 17.
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Farkle, how do you possibly live here?
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Look down there. The people are ants.
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Look up there. I just saw a comet fly by.
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Yeah. My ceiling is a planetarium.
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But don't worry, Riley. Pluto
will always be a planet in my room.
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Aw. Good.
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You're the same Farkle no
matter how much money you have.
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Yeah, I don't think money
could change any of us.
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What? I stopped at the gift shop.
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Something I can help you with, Aug?
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Do you have any idea when the mother
of the house will be getting home?
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What do you need, Auggie?
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Today's allowance day.
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Mommy usually gives it to me.
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Oh, okay. Well, here you go.
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N... No. I'll
just wait for Mom.
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I don't get it.
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What, her money is better than my money?
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No.
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I just know that Mommy makes more, and
I don't want to put a dent in you.
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Well, that's true.
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She does, but I think I can
handle your allowance, Auggie.
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What do you get there? One, two bucks?
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Okay, I get two bucks.
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Oh, what? You... you...
you... you get three?
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All right, this is gonna
hurt my argument here.
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It didn't have to come to this!
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Uh... well... well,
do... do you need
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to mail a letter?
Here... here's a stamp.
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This makes me feel bad.
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- Hi. How's your day going...
- Quick! I... I need a buck!
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C... Can you
break a 20?
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This makes me feel bad!
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What?
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Well, me and this cat would
look wonderful strolling
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down the Champs-Elysees.
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Being Poor Lesson Number Two:
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We will never stroll
down the Champs-Elysees.
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Paris.
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Enjoy.
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Oh, that's got some distance!
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I don't get boys.
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Farkle, what is this game?
Zombies eat your brains four?
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Do you really play
this? I'm ashamed of you.
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Yeah? Try it.
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Stop it. What...
what, this old thing?
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No, I just got this out of the closet.
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No, Jean Pierre L'Fontaine.
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As fun as this is...
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it's not real.
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Lesson Number Three on Being Poor:
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Way too easy to get caught
up in what's not real.
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You got a great, big room, Farkle.
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It just... keeps us too far
apart from each other.
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Die, suckers! Die!
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That's Lesson Number Four, right?
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It's better to be together.
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Always.
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Hey, guys.
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Great to see you enjoying our house.
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Why haven't you ever been here?
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Oh, hi, Minkus. Nice crib.
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Die!
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Very sorry, you know, for the
unfortunate turn of events.
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Thanks. I've always felt
that it's not the event that
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reveals the man, but how the man responds
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to the event that reveals
the true nature of character.
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How are you responding, sir?
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I watch cartoons.
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I eat cereal without milk
because my tears fill the bowl.
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Stuff like that.
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I want you to know I don't care
if we live like this or not.
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Why not, Farkle? Aren't you
proud of what we've done?
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I'm not really sure of
what we've done, Dad.
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I know if the stock market
goes up, you're happy,
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and if it goes down, you're not.
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I know the busier you are,
the less I get to see you,
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and if you're wondering why I've
never brought my friends here before,
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it's because I'm a little embarrassed.
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- By me?
- No. Never by you.
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By all this stuff we have.
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We have so much. Why do we deserve it?
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What do you think?
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I think you're the best there is.
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Look at us. We're having
a really good time.
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I like this little ferret.
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Hi.
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Hey, what are you doin'?
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There's people right out your window.
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I wish I had that.
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Where are they all going?
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Right now?
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They're going home, Farkle.
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Do you know them?
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What about her? Do you know her?
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Yeah, that's Mrs. Abruzzo.
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Why is she wearing two jackets?
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I always ask her that.
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She said she just doesn't
have time to get a warmer coat,
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but she says she's fine.
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I don't think she's fine.
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Yeah.
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Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.
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You have a great room, Maya, with
a much better view than mine.
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I'm glad you appreciate it, Farkle.
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Hi, guys.
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My room is an idiot.
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It has everything in it except
for the most important thing.
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Us?
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How can you put a price on that?
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You don't.
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You can't put a price
on what's truly valuable.
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Who needs money at all? Lesson Five, right?
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Wrong. When you don't have it, you
learn when it comes in handy.
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I mean, I'd fix the leak in my roof,
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do something about the cracks in the
plaster, definitely patch up the hole
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that Ginger came in through a year ago.
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Wait a minute. What?
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Your cat that's a ferret is a rat?
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Oh... there you go.
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This is the world.
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You see this piece of pie?
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These are the people in
the world who have pie,
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and this is everyone else in the world
who lives On less than $2 a day.
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Oh, my gosh.
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These are the people in the world who
have access to immediate medical care
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and do not live in abject poverty.
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This is us.
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These are the people who get
to wake up in their warm beds
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and they get to eat waffles in the morning.
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This is us. This is them.
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Look at me.
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Pay attention to this.
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Now, I've tried to teach you guys that
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the secret of life is people change people.
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Well, today, we're gonna get more specific.
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This is us.
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This is them.
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What's the secret of life?
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Anybody?
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What us does for them.
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Kindness.
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Charity.
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That's what changes people.
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That's the secret of life.
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And thank you.
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I'm an "us"?
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You're an "us."
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You're blessed.
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We're all blessed.
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I'm sorry I've ever complained.
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I'll never complain
about my leaky roof again.
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Riley?
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What us does for them.
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The secret of life.
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Your assignment today is
to think about what good
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you guys would do if you had money.
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Who would you help?
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I am...
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humiliated.
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Farkle, I got your message.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Do you have a good reason for walking
out in the middle of the day?
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Are we gonna lose all our money?
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Are we not gonna be Minkus
International anymore?
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Oh.
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00:14:10,519 --> 00:14:12,687
I thought you didn't care about this.
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00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:14,455
I do now.
304
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:18,192
The technology I bet
on was so sophisticated
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that we couldn't even
see it was successful.
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I bet on the right thing.
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Someday, you will inherit one of the
world's most successful companies.
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I think we should give away our money.
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You are never getting this company.
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What good is any of this?
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- What?
- What good do we do?
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We support many fine causes.
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- Not enough.
- How do you know?
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Because I have my own train, and
you have your own helicopter,
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and we don't see each other.
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You called me, and I came home.
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I respect how successful you are, but
the world is full of people, Dad.
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None of them may be as successful
as you, but they go home.
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They go home every day.
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What good is what we have if
what we have keeps us apart?
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Come here.
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What is going on here?
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00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,293
Don't know. Need more info.
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Uh, nope. No help at all.
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'Splain yourself.
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I'm sorry I made you feel bad.
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I'm trying to make it up to you.
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00:15:38,207 --> 00:15:41,142
With a toy and carrots?
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What do you want from me?
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I didn't get my whole allowance.
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Wait, how did he make you feel bad?
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I don't know. Everybody does.
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I know a terrible secret.
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'Splain yourself.
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00:15:54,289 --> 00:15:57,858
You make more money than Daddy
and I threw it in his face!
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00:15:59,428 --> 00:16:02,296
I hurt my father, and I
don't want anything bad
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to ever happen to us because of $3!
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00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:09,570
Auggie... do you think that
just because somebody makes
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more money than someone else
that makes them more valuable?
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00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:13,507
Yes.
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00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:16,644
Auggie, you didn't hurt my feelings.
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Mom deserves the salary she makes.
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00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:22,183
Auggie, your daddy is a great teacher.
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His contribution is at
least as much as mine.
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Why?
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Because without teachers,
we wouldn't have lawyers
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or doctors or anyone, really.
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00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,961
Then why doesn't he make
as much money as you?
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00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:37,465
Well, because sometimes
the world makes mistakes.
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00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,201
Aug, Mom didn't become
a lawyer for the money.
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She did it to help people.
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00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:44,705
We're both lucky that we
have jobs that let us do that.
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00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:47,842
It's what you do, not what you're paid.
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That's your value.
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Do you understand?
356
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,716
Mr. Matthews, I had a
talk with my father today
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because of what you taught us.
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00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,153
Yeah, we didn't know how lucky we are.
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00:16:59,155 --> 00:17:00,788
We've been talking about it all day.
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00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,358
Thanks for my dollar, but...
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00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,460
It's yours and I'm giving it back.
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00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:09,397
Thanks.
363
00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:13,501
Aug... here's the rest of your allowance.
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00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:15,236
What are you gonna do with it?
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00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,380
Dad.
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I called you this time.
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00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:30,551
I thought about what you said.
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I'm no success at all if I
haven't succeeded with you.
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- You have.
- You're right, Farkle. I should do more.
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We should probably leave you two alone.
371
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,294
No. Actually, this involves all of you.
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This morning, I did something
I should have done long ago.
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I started the Minkus Family Foundation.
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We're gonna give some money away, a
lot of money, to those who need it.
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And we want you all to be a part of it.
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00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:52,339
Well, what do we do?
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You're gonna help decide who needs it.
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You've all been thinking
about the less fortunate.
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Well, we want the results
of your assignment right now.
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I knew you'd come up with something.
381
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,216
Well, I didn't come up with it alone.
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00:18:02,218 --> 00:18:03,918
I called a buddy of mine who's pretty good
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at spotting the potential in an idea.
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00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:07,841
He's inside. He's gonna help
us pick out the best one.
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00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:19,333
That's Mark Cuban. He
owns the Dallas Mavericks.
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00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:23,471
Mr. Cuban, I know that
you don't take the Knicks
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very seriously right
now, but just you wait.
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00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,675
Yeah, I don't have that kind of time.
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00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:38,519
- You ready?
- Okay, guys. Impress me.
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00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,295
Good afternoon, judges.
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Thank you for the opportunity
to do something wonderful.
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00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,438
I have done some research,
and I found out that each year,
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America spends more money on Halloween than
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the entire world spends to end malaria.
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00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,177
What do you want to do?
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00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:05,513
I want to change Halloween to Malaria Day.
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00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:10,017
I want to get everybody to
give all of their candy money
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00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:11,919
to help the world wipe out malaria.
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00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:13,687
This is your daughter?
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00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,022
I don't know, how'd she do?
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00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:17,258
- Not good.
- I don't know her.
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00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,160
What was wrong with it?
403
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:20,861
People buy candy because
they want to give it
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00:19:20,863 --> 00:19:22,463
to little kids that come to their door.
405
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,597
It's not about buying candy.
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00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:26,367
It's about smiley, happy kids.
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00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:29,436
I have two amazing, smiley,
happy kids right here.
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00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:33,374
You are not taking
Halloween away from them.
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00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:34,842
But malaria.
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00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:35,976
But hunger.
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00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:38,045
But poverty. But sickness.
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00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:40,514
Yeah, I want to get rid
of them all, but you gotta
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00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:42,716
give me an idea that works.
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00:19:42,718 --> 00:19:44,418
But malaria.
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00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,322
No getting rid of Halloween.
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00:19:48,324 --> 00:19:49,211
I'm out.
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00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,790
- Go, Knicks.
- Yeah, we'll see how that works for you.
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00:19:55,864 --> 00:19:57,398
Tough room.
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00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:01,902
- World peace.
- Great idea, Miss America.
420
00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:04,238
- Thank you.
- I'm out.
421
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,673
Well, what's the matter with world peace?
422
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,541
Nothing. I'm all for it.
423
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:09,376
- You can't do it.
- And why not?
424
00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:11,045
Gandhi couldn't do it. Are you Gandhi?
425
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:12,880
No, I'm Miss America.
426
00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:14,415
Mr. Cuban hurt my feelings.
427
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:17,418
- Lucas, I think maybe Mr. Cuban was just...
- What is this? Nice?
428
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,519
- No, no...
- I'm out!
429
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,553
- No, I was just...
- I'm out!
430
00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:20,654
- Topanga!
- I like him.
431
00:20:20,656 --> 00:20:21,989
- Minkus!
- Cuban!
432
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,424
- Minkus!
- Thanks for coming out, buddy.
433
00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:24,725
Oh, you know it, buddy.
434
00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:26,660
I'm a sweetheart. Next.
435
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,032
- Maya Hart.
- What's that?
436
00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:33,934
She's a person I believe in.
437
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:35,903
She never had very much of anything.
438
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:38,572
Maybe that's why she looks
at everything the right way.
439
00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:40,174
I'd give Maya Hart a lot of money
440
00:20:40,176 --> 00:20:42,243
and trust her to do
whatever she wants with it,
441
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:44,445
because one day she will
be a force to reckon with.
442
00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:46,447
I think you should invest in her right now.
443
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,249
Maya Hart!
444
00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:51,619
I didn't do it, and... and these
two were with me the whole time.
445
00:20:53,555 --> 00:20:55,356
These two.
446
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:59,593
We were thinking about giving
you guys a lot of money.
447
00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:02,129
Maya Hart. How you doin', Cuban?
448
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:06,767
So, you guys are gonna create world
peace and cure diseases together?
449
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:08,469
I'm gonna dream with them. Yeah.
450
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:11,438
I always have.
451
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,906
They're the ones who taught me how.
452
00:21:12,908 --> 00:21:14,575
Just sometimes, I know better.
453
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,809
What do you know?
454
00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:20,748
I know my roof leaks... and I
know there is a hole in my wall.
455
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,449
What are you gonna do about it?
456
00:21:23,485 --> 00:21:27,321
I'm gonna get an education from him,
and I'm gonna earn my own money,
457
00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:30,991
and someday I'm gonna have a good place
with good walls and a good roof.
458
00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:33,327
And what are you gonna
do for everybody else?
459
00:21:33,329 --> 00:21:36,430
Everybody's a lot of people.
460
00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:40,467
But if I could afford it, I
would fix somebody else's roof.
461
00:21:40,469 --> 00:21:42,569
What about world peace and disease?
462
00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:46,473
I'mma leave that to you guys
until I become one of you guys.
463
00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:48,676
I don't invest in just ideas.
464
00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:51,745
I invest in people behind the ideas.
465
00:21:51,747 --> 00:21:53,781
Your roof leaks for a reason.
466
00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:57,751
You have these friends for a reason...
and they have you.
467
00:21:57,753 --> 00:21:59,520
Use them.
468
00:21:59,522 --> 00:22:03,023
I'm gonna give you some money,
but you can't just keep it.
469
00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:05,859
I've learned that when
all you do is keep it,
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00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:07,861
maybe you don't deserve to keep it.
471
00:22:10,365 --> 00:22:11,498
I'll do good with it.
472
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,000
I promise.
473
00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:16,537
Can she keep a little
of it to fix her roof?
474
00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:19,406
See? You have these friends for a reason.
475
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,847
Thanks for showing me you don't
need money to be rich, Maya.
476
00:22:26,849 --> 00:22:29,016
Yeah, you do.
477
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:30,651
And this is creepy.
478
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,587
It is definitely cozier, Farkle.
479
00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:36,156
Hey, Lucas...
480
00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:52,706
It's very confident.
481
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:55,909
What are you guys looking at?
482
00:22:55,911 --> 00:22:57,544
It's a live-stream.
483
00:22:57,546 --> 00:22:58,912
Hey...
484
00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:01,915
Those are my people.
How'd you get my people?
485
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:04,918
When we fixed your roof, we put a
camera on it and a little speaker.
486
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,253
Why?
487
00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:07,588
Because I wanted to say hi.
488
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:09,390
Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.
489
00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:12,893
Nice coat.