1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000
Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
2
00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:09,144
Hey! A dollar!
3
00:00:09,146 --> 00:00:11,179
They're finally paying us to come here.
4
00:00:12,215 --> 00:00:14,182
Dopes. I'd come here for nothing.
5
00:00:14,184 --> 00:00:15,951
You know why? I have to.
6
00:00:15,953 --> 00:00:17,386
Stupid law.
7
00:00:18,955 --> 00:00:20,222
Wait, everybody has one.
8
00:00:20,224 --> 00:00:22,958
So, what do you got there?
9
00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,894
It's a trap. Everybody just
give your dollars to me,
10
00:00:25,896 --> 00:00:27,996
and I'll hold them is what I'll do.
11
00:00:27,998 --> 00:00:29,398
Yeah.
12
00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,999
The United States government says that
13
00:00:31,001 --> 00:00:32,901
these pieces of paper are worth something.
14
00:00:32,903 --> 00:00:34,403
What makes them valuable?
15
00:00:34,405 --> 00:00:35,871
Farkle, do it.
16
00:00:35,873 --> 00:00:37,672
Paper money used to be certificates that
17
00:00:37,674 --> 00:00:40,142
you could exchange for their
equal value in gold or silver.
18
00:00:40,144 --> 00:00:42,177
Before that, people would
buy things with livestock,
19
00:00:42,179 --> 00:00:43,845
colored stones, or shiny objects.
20
00:00:43,847 --> 00:00:45,213
I like shiny objects.
21
00:00:46,516 --> 00:00:48,517
Which one of these shirts is better?
22
00:00:48,519 --> 00:00:51,653
Same size, same color, same shirt.
23
00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:54,423
One of these comes from
Cheapo's and costs $12.99,
24
00:00:54,425 --> 00:00:57,492
the other one comes from
Demolition and costs 36 bucks.
25
00:00:57,494 --> 00:00:59,428
So, which one's the better shirt?
26
00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:02,297
- Riley?
- Watch my little fashionista go.
27
00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:06,068
The Bleh shirt on the
left, though appearing
28
00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,403
to the untrained eye to look the same...
29
00:01:08,405 --> 00:01:09,220
It's the same shirt.
30
00:01:09,251 --> 00:01:11,339
...is not from Demolition,
making it inferior.
31
00:01:11,341 --> 00:01:12,808
Same shirt.
32
00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,877
I will take the Demolition Bleh.
33
00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:18,013
(Chuckles) You already did.
34
00:01:18,015 --> 00:01:21,249
This is your shirt. You
spent 36 Washingtons on it.
35
00:01:21,251 --> 00:01:23,385
It costs more, so it's better.
36
00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,167
(Chuckles)
37
00:01:24,198 --> 00:01:27,289
Same exact shirt from the
same exact manufacturer
38
00:01:27,291 --> 00:01:29,858
that sends it to a million different
stores all over the world.
39
00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:32,961
Mine's better. It feels good on my face.
40
00:01:32,963 --> 00:01:34,529
This is your shirt.
41
00:01:34,531 --> 00:01:36,298
I changed the labels this morning.
42
00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:38,400
(Quivers)
43
00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,368
This shirt hurts my face!
44
00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:42,471
Give me that one.
45
00:01:42,473 --> 00:01:44,706
Mm. I know my shirt anywhere.
46
00:01:49,712 --> 00:01:51,780
That's my Demolition shirt, isn't it?
47
00:01:51,782 --> 00:01:54,483
Why would I change the
labels when I can just talk?
48
00:01:54,485 --> 00:01:57,285
Obviously you people will believe anything.
49
00:01:57,287 --> 00:02:00,155
Mr. Matthews, are you teaching
us that money has no real value?
50
00:02:00,157 --> 00:02:03,592
I'm teaching you that money
is paper we put our faith in.
51
00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:05,460
Wars are fought over it.
52
00:02:05,462 --> 00:02:08,096
Most crime happens
because money's involved.
53
00:02:08,098 --> 00:02:09,397
I'm safe.
54
00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,502
I'm teaching you that
the value given to money
55
00:02:13,504 --> 00:02:16,505
is a lot less important than how it's used.
56
00:02:16,507 --> 00:02:17,973
That's what matters.
57
00:02:17,975 --> 00:02:19,808
That's what shapes who you are.
58
00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:23,245
Don't be mislead by trendy
brands and shiny objects.
59
00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:24,946
So, what should we do with our money?
60
00:02:24,948 --> 00:02:26,114
Buy food.
61
00:02:26,116 --> 00:02:28,116
- Have shelter.
- Do charity.
62
00:02:28,118 --> 00:02:29,284
(Gasps)
63
00:02:29,286 --> 00:02:30,952
Riles, you gave me the Demolition one.
64
00:02:30,954 --> 00:02:32,320
Mm-hmm. Charity with a full heart.
65
00:02:32,322 --> 00:02:34,256
Also, I made a mistake.
66
00:02:35,324 --> 00:02:36,591
What about doing business?
67
00:02:36,593 --> 00:02:38,593
My father is the Minkus
of Minkus International.
68
00:02:38,595 --> 00:02:40,495
Yeah, he's been in the news a lot recently.
69
00:02:40,497 --> 00:02:43,465
I hear he's risking a lot of
his company on a new technology.
70
00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:44,966
It's something he really believes in,
71
00:02:44,968 --> 00:02:46,501
but he doesn't know if it's gonna work yet.
72
00:02:46,503 --> 00:02:47,702
When will he find out?
73
00:02:47,704 --> 00:02:50,005
Not sure. When he does
this kind of stuff, he's...
74
00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:51,673
not around the house very much.
75
00:02:52,808 --> 00:02:54,943
Farkle, how come you never
have us over to your house?
76
00:02:54,945 --> 00:02:57,546
- I've already told you.
- No, you say you're embarrassed
77
00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:59,347
by it, but how big could it possibly be?
78
00:02:59,349 --> 00:03:01,516
I don't know. I haven't seen it all.
79
00:03:01,518 --> 00:03:05,353
Farkle, we couldn't love you less
just because you have more than us.
80
00:03:05,355 --> 00:03:06,888
Not anymore.
81
00:03:08,524 --> 00:03:10,392
- Minkus.
- Hi, Cory.
82
00:03:10,394 --> 00:03:13,562
Is it okay if I speak to
Farkle about a minor issue?
83
00:03:13,564 --> 00:03:14,963
(Cries one cry)
84
00:03:16,832 --> 00:03:20,068
Uh, Minkus, is this one of those where
we go out in the hall and talk?
85
00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,369
Yeah.
86
00:03:28,911 --> 00:03:30,645
You know, it's...
it's interesting.
87
00:03:30,647 --> 00:03:33,215
I was just teaching the
class about the value of money
88
00:03:33,217 --> 00:03:35,584
and how we place too much
value on shiny things.
89
00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:40,522
That's good... 'cause, son... I've
lost all of our shiny things.
90
00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:41,556
(Cries one cry)
91
00:03:41,558 --> 00:03:43,592
(Theme music playing)
92
00:03:48,497 --> 00:03:50,498
♪ I've been waiting ♪
93
00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,833
♪ For a day ♪
94
00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:52,867
♪ Like this to come ♪
95
00:03:52,869 --> 00:03:54,402
♪ Struck like lightning ♪
96
00:03:54,404 --> 00:03:57,205
♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪
97
00:03:57,207 --> 00:03:58,506
♪ On the edge ♪
98
00:03:58,508 --> 00:04:01,243
♪ Of something wonderful ♪
99
00:04:01,245 --> 00:04:04,112
♪ Face to face with changes ♪
100
00:04:04,114 --> 00:04:05,280
♪ What's it all about? ♪
101
00:04:05,282 --> 00:04:07,449
♪ Life is crazy ♪
102
00:04:07,451 --> 00:04:08,516
♪ But I know ♪
103
00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:09,551
♪ I can work it out ♪
104
00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,719
♪ 'Cause I got you ♪
105
00:04:10,721 --> 00:04:13,521
♪ To live it with me ♪
106
00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:17,626
♪ I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world ♪
107
00:04:17,628 --> 00:04:21,062
♪ Light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn ♪
108
00:04:21,064 --> 00:04:23,198
♪ I'm singing
"go-o-o" ♪
109
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,934
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
110
00:04:25,936 --> 00:04:28,970
♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪
111
00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:30,438
♪ Take on the world ♪
112
00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,941
♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪
113
00:04:32,943 --> 00:04:34,609
♪ Take on the world ♪
114
00:04:38,447 --> 00:04:42,484
Okay, I was able to find $24 in all
of my piggy banks and drawers.
115
00:04:42,486 --> 00:04:44,119
I sold a couple of baseball bats online.
116
00:04:44,121 --> 00:04:45,654
I got $58 to kick in.
117
00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:46,888
Thank you, Lucas.
118
00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:48,456
All right, so...
119
00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:52,327
Between the two of us,
we can give Farkle $82.
120
00:04:52,329 --> 00:04:54,162
Maya?
121
00:04:54,164 --> 00:04:56,931
Between the three of us,
we can give Farkle $82.
122
00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:58,433
Good job, guys!
123
00:04:58,435 --> 00:05:00,669
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Farkle.
124
00:05:00,671 --> 00:05:02,504
We wanted to give you something.
125
00:05:02,506 --> 00:05:03,905
$82.
126
00:05:03,907 --> 00:05:05,674
Thanks, but I think it's
Maya who can help me out best.
127
00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:06,256
How?
128
00:05:06,287 --> 00:05:08,576
I want you to give me
lessons on how to be poor.
129
00:05:08,578 --> 00:05:09,844
Done. $82 a lesson.
130
00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,181
Lesson one complete.
131
00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:17,819
You have less than we do, Maya,
but you live a really good life.
132
00:05:17,821 --> 00:05:19,854
You don't just survive
in this world. You thrive.
133
00:05:19,856 --> 00:05:21,423
That's what I've always loved about you.
134
00:05:21,425 --> 00:05:22,590
Thanks, Farkle.
135
00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:26,194
Not much to tell you except...
you see these clothes I wear?
136
00:05:26,196 --> 00:05:26,629
Yeah?
137
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,532
Shawn bought them for me, and I take
care of them and I appreciate them.
138
00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:33,802
I don't have much, but I try
to appreciate what I do have.
139
00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:36,538
That's really good advice,
Maya. I mean, I have so much.
140
00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:37,772
I don't really appreciate any of it.
141
00:05:37,774 --> 00:05:39,107
Now, it's gonna be gone.
142
00:05:39,109 --> 00:05:40,709
Well...
143
00:05:40,711 --> 00:05:42,677
Let's go to your house
while you still have it.
144
00:05:42,679 --> 00:05:43,611
My house?
145
00:05:43,613 --> 00:05:46,381
Yeah. Farkle, you've been to our houses.
146
00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:47,449
We haven't been to yours.
147
00:05:47,451 --> 00:05:48,650
I don't think that's a good idea.
148
00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:50,452
Farkle, we get it. You were rich.
149
00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:51,953
You have a nice room.
150
00:05:51,955 --> 00:05:53,455
Well, I just want to hang out
with you guys at your places.
151
00:05:53,457 --> 00:05:55,490
- Why?
- I don't know. I like your places.
152
00:05:55,492 --> 00:05:56,524
We're going.
153
00:05:56,526 --> 00:05:58,286
Your room can't change
how we feel about you.
154
00:06:03,532 --> 00:06:06,701
(Rhythmic thumping)
155
00:06:08,037 --> 00:06:09,371
Why is your mouth open?
156
00:06:09,373 --> 00:06:10,705
Maya's hitting me.
157
00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,575
- Maya.
- Look at this stuff!
158
00:06:13,577 --> 00:06:15,543
(Thumping continues)
159
00:06:15,545 --> 00:06:17,645
- How can you not hit him?
- You have to stop!
160
00:06:17,647 --> 00:06:20,415
What are you gonna do about
it, little... rich boy?
161
00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:22,584
- (Train toots)
- What is that? A train?
162
00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:24,386
I'm gonna send you far, far away.
163
00:06:26,188 --> 00:06:29,391
- (Train toots)
- You have boarded the "C" train
164
00:06:29,393 --> 00:06:34,562
for the kitchen, the skating rink,
and the Minkus Megaplex 17.
165
00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:40,068
Farkle, how do you possibly live here?
166
00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:42,704
Look down there. The people are ants.
167
00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,906
Look up there. I just saw a comet fly by.
168
00:06:44,908 --> 00:06:47,575
Yeah. My ceiling is a planetarium.
169
00:06:47,577 --> 00:06:50,211
But don't worry, Riley. Pluto
will always be a planet in my room.
170
00:06:50,213 --> 00:06:52,213
Aw. Good.
171
00:06:52,215 --> 00:06:54,682
You're the same Farkle no
matter how much money you have.
172
00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:56,918
Yeah, I don't think money
could change any of us.
173
00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,486
(Train toots)
174
00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,960
What? I stopped at the gift shop.
175
00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:19,107
Something I can help you with, Aug?
176
00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,776
Do you have any idea when the mother
of the house will be getting home?
177
00:07:21,778 --> 00:07:23,578
What do you need, Auggie?
178
00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,712
Today's allowance day.
179
00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:26,448
Mommy usually gives it to me.
180
00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,917
Oh, okay. Well, here you go.
181
00:07:28,919 --> 00:07:30,985
N... No. I'll
just wait for Mom.
182
00:07:32,621 --> 00:07:33,721
I don't get it.
183
00:07:33,723 --> 00:07:35,457
What, her money is better than my money?
184
00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:36,491
No.
185
00:07:36,493 --> 00:07:40,462
I just know that Mommy makes more, and
I don't want to put a dent in you.
186
00:07:40,464 --> 00:07:41,996
(Chuckles) Well, that's true.
187
00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:44,766
She does, but I think I can
handle your allowance, Auggie.
188
00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,402
What do you get there? One, two bucks?
189
00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:49,804
Okay, I get two bucks.
190
00:07:49,806 --> 00:07:52,841
Oh, what? You... you...
you... you get three?
191
00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:56,644
All right, this is gonna
hurt my argument here.
192
00:07:56,646 --> 00:07:58,446
It didn't have to come to this!
193
00:07:58,448 --> 00:07:59,981
Uh... well... well,
do... do you need
194
00:07:59,983 --> 00:08:01,649
to mail a letter?
Here... here's a stamp.
195
00:08:03,118 --> 00:08:04,686
This makes me feel bad.
196
00:08:07,323 --> 00:08:09,657
- Hi. How's your day going...
- Quick! I... I need a buck!
197
00:08:09,659 --> 00:08:10,892
C... Can you
break a 20?
198
00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:14,762
This makes me feel bad!
199
00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,867
What?
200
00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,540
Well, me and this cat would
look wonderful strolling
201
00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:26,841
down the Champs-Elysees.
202
00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:29,177
Being Poor Lesson Number Two:
203
00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,312
We will never stroll
down the Champs-Elysees.
204
00:08:31,314 --> 00:08:32,881
Paris.
205
00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:33,948
Enjoy.
206
00:08:38,287 --> 00:08:40,855
Oh, that's got some distance!
207
00:08:41,991 --> 00:08:43,625
I don't get boys.
208
00:08:43,627 --> 00:08:47,061
Farkle, what is this game?
Zombies eat your brains four?
209
00:08:47,063 --> 00:08:49,531
Do you really play
this? I'm ashamed of you.
210
00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,832
Yeah? Try it.
211
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,534
Stop it. What...
what, this old thing?
212
00:08:52,536 --> 00:08:54,969
- (Accordion music playing)
- No, I just got this out of the closet.
213
00:08:54,971 --> 00:08:58,239
No, Jean Pierre L'Fontaine.
214
00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:00,942
As fun as this is...
215
00:09:03,178 --> 00:09:04,746
- it's not real.
- (Music stops)
216
00:09:05,814 --> 00:09:07,982
Lesson Number Three on Being Poor:
217
00:09:07,984 --> 00:09:10,752
Way too easy to get caught
up in what's not real.
218
00:09:10,754 --> 00:09:12,520
You got a great, big room, Farkle.
219
00:09:12,522 --> 00:09:15,657
It just... keeps us too far
apart from each other.
220
00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:18,226
- (Zombies growling)
- Die, suckers! Die!
221
00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:19,928
That's Lesson Number Four, right?
222
00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,563
It's better to be together.
223
00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:22,931
Always.
224
00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,098
Hey, guys.
225
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,833
Great to see you enjoying our house.
226
00:09:25,835 --> 00:09:26,901
Why haven't you ever been here?
227
00:09:26,903 --> 00:09:28,736
Oh, hi, Minkus. Nice crib.
228
00:09:28,738 --> 00:09:31,039
- Die!
- (Zombies scream)
229
00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:34,676
Very sorry, you know, for the
unfortunate turn of events.
230
00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:37,345
Thanks. I've always felt
that it's not the event that
231
00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:39,247
reveals the man, but how the man responds
232
00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,583
to the event that reveals
the true nature of character.
233
00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:43,051
How are you responding, sir?
234
00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:44,586
I watch cartoons.
235
00:09:44,588 --> 00:09:47,088
I eat cereal without milk
because my tears fill the bowl.
236
00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:48,790
Stuff like that.
237
00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:50,959
I want you to know I don't care
if we live like this or not.
238
00:09:50,961 --> 00:09:53,261
Why not, Farkle? Aren't you
proud of what we've done?
239
00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:55,763
I'm not really sure of
what we've done, Dad.
240
00:09:55,765 --> 00:09:57,799
I know if the stock market
goes up, you're happy,
241
00:09:57,801 --> 00:09:59,233
and if it goes down, you're not.
242
00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:01,769
I know the busier you are,
the less I get to see you,
243
00:10:01,771 --> 00:10:03,938
and if you're wondering why I've
never brought my friends here before,
244
00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,773
it's because I'm a little embarrassed.
245
00:10:07,076 --> 00:10:09,644
- By me?
- No. Never by you.
246
00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:11,980
By all this stuff we have.
247
00:10:11,982 --> 00:10:13,948
We have so much. Why do we deserve it?
248
00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:23,558
What do you think?
249
00:10:25,227 --> 00:10:27,261
I think you're the best there is.
250
00:10:27,263 --> 00:10:29,964
Look at us. We're having
a really good time.
251
00:10:29,966 --> 00:10:31,666
I like this little ferret.
252
00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:32,900
Hi.
253
00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:36,270
Hey, what are you doin'?
254
00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:38,806
There's people right out your window.
255
00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:40,341
I wish I had that.
256
00:10:40,343 --> 00:10:42,276
Where are they all going?
257
00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:43,845
Right now?
258
00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:45,446
They're going home, Farkle.
259
00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,181
Do you know them?
260
00:10:47,183 --> 00:10:48,683
What about her? Do you know her?
261
00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:51,019
Yeah, that's Mrs. Abruzzo.
262
00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:53,254
Why is she wearing two jackets?
263
00:10:53,256 --> 00:10:54,856
I always ask her that.
264
00:10:54,858 --> 00:10:58,092
She said she just doesn't
have time to get a warmer coat,
265
00:10:58,094 --> 00:11:00,294
but she says she's fine.
266
00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:02,630
I don't think she's fine.
267
00:11:02,632 --> 00:11:03,998
Yeah.
268
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,634
Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.
269
00:11:06,636 --> 00:11:10,104
You have a great room, Maya, with
a much better view than mine.
270
00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:12,707
I'm glad you appreciate it, Farkle.
271
00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:16,310
- Hi, guys.
- (Giggles)
272
00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:18,212
My room is an idiot.
273
00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:20,948
It has everything in it except
for the most important thing.
274
00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,183
Lucas: Us?
275
00:11:22,185 --> 00:11:23,985
How can you put a price on that?
276
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,720
You don't.
277
00:11:25,722 --> 00:11:27,855
You can't put a price
on what's truly valuable.
278
00:11:29,358 --> 00:11:31,859
Who needs money at all? Lesson Five, right?
279
00:11:31,861 --> 00:11:35,329
Wrong. When you don't have it, you
learn when it comes in handy.
280
00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:37,965
I mean, I'd fix the leak in my roof,
281
00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:41,669
do something about the cracks in the
plaster, definitely patch up the hole
282
00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,905
that Ginger came in through a year ago.
283
00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:45,139
Wait a minute. What?
284
00:11:45,141 --> 00:11:47,408
Your cat that's a ferret is a rat?
285
00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:50,278
Oh... there you go.
286
00:11:56,018 --> 00:11:57,318
This is the world.
287
00:11:58,387 --> 00:11:59,887
You see this piece of pie?
288
00:11:59,889 --> 00:12:03,091
These are the people in
the world who have pie,
289
00:12:03,093 --> 00:12:07,328
and this is everyone else in the world
who lives On less than $2 a day.
290
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:08,396
Oh, my gosh.
291
00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:12,934
These are the people in the world who
have access to immediate medical care
292
00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:15,103
and do not live in abject poverty.
293
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,073
(Cory colors)
294
00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:22,710
This is us.
295
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:25,847
These are the people who get
to wake up in their warm beds
296
00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:27,682
and they get to eat waffles in the morning.
297
00:12:28,784 --> 00:12:31,786
This is us. This is them.
298
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:33,121
Look at me.
299
00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:35,056
Pay attention to this.
300
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,858
Now, I've tried to teach you guys that
301
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,392
the secret of life is people change people.
302
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,114
Well, today, we're gonna get more specific.
303
00:12:41,463 --> 00:12:43,131
This is us.
304
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,099
This is them.
305
00:12:45,101 --> 00:12:47,268
What's the secret of life?
306
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,705
Anybody?
307
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,142
What us does for them.
308
00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:55,777
Kindness.
309
00:12:56,779 --> 00:12:58,112
Charity.
310
00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,048
That's what changes people.
311
00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,751
That's the secret of life.
312
00:13:03,753 --> 00:13:05,153
And thank you.
313
00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:07,622
I'm an "us"?
314
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:08,756
You're an "us."
315
00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:10,958
You're blessed.
316
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,727
We're all blessed.
317
00:13:12,729 --> 00:13:14,962
I'm sorry I've ever complained.
318
00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:18,199
I'll never complain
about my leaky roof again.
319
00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:20,835
Riley?
320
00:13:22,638 --> 00:13:24,939
What us does for them.
321
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,641
The secret of life.
322
00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:30,845
Your assignment today is
to think about what good
323
00:13:30,847 --> 00:13:33,181
you guys would do if you had money.
324
00:13:33,183 --> 00:13:34,649
Who would you help?
325
00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:42,490
I am...
326
00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,026
humiliated.
327
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:57,271
Farkle, I got your message.
328
00:13:57,273 --> 00:13:58,673
What are you doing?
329
00:13:58,675 --> 00:13:59,974
What are you doing?
330
00:13:59,976 --> 00:14:02,343
Do you have a good reason for walking
out in the middle of the day?
331
00:14:02,345 --> 00:14:04,045
Are we gonna lose all our money?
332
00:14:04,047 --> 00:14:06,214
Are we not gonna be Minkus
International anymore?
333
00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:07,715
Oh.
334
00:14:10,519 --> 00:14:12,687
I thought you didn't care about this.
335
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:14,455
I do now.
336
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:18,192
The technology I bet
on was so sophisticated
337
00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:20,194
that we couldn't even
see it was successful.
338
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:22,363
I bet on the right thing.
339
00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:26,033
Someday, you will inherit one of the
world's most successful companies.
340
00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:27,835
I think we should give away our money.
341
00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:30,271
You are never getting this company.
342
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,841
What good is any of this?
343
00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:36,143
- What?
- What good do we do?
344
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:38,212
We support many fine causes.
345
00:14:38,214 --> 00:14:40,381
- Not enough.
- How do you know?
346
00:14:40,383 --> 00:14:44,385
Because I have my own train, and
you have your own helicopter,
347
00:14:44,387 --> 00:14:45,987
and we don't see each other.
348
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,091
You called me, and I came home.
349
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:55,529
I respect how successful you are, but
the world is full of people, Dad.
350
00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:59,600
None of them may be as successful
as you, but they go home.
351
00:14:59,602 --> 00:15:01,936
They go home every day.
352
00:15:01,938 --> 00:15:05,339
What good is what we have if
what we have keeps us apart?
353
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:08,976
Come here.
354
00:15:22,057 --> 00:15:23,791
What is going on here?
355
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,293
Don't know. Need more info.
356
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:26,360
(Mouths)
357
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:32,500
Uh, nope. No help at all.
358
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,102
'Splain yourself.
359
00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:36,704
I'm sorry I made you feel bad.
360
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,205
I'm trying to make it up to you.
361
00:15:38,207 --> 00:15:41,142
With a toy and carrots?
362
00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:42,310
What do you want from me?
363
00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:44,378
I didn't get my whole allowance.
364
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,280
Wait, how did he make you feel bad?
365
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:48,115
I don't know. Everybody does.
366
00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:51,252
I know a terrible secret.
367
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,787
'Splain yourself.
368
00:15:54,289 --> 00:15:57,858
You make more money than Daddy
and I threw it in his face!
369
00:15:59,428 --> 00:16:02,296
I hurt my father, and I
don't want anything bad
370
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,266
to ever happen to us because of $3!
371
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:09,570
Auggie... do you think that
just because somebody makes
372
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:12,440
more money than someone else
that makes them more valuable?
373
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:13,507
Yes.
374
00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:16,644
Auggie, you didn't hurt my feelings.
375
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,113
Mom deserves the salary she makes.
376
00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:22,183
Auggie, your daddy is a great teacher.
377
00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,819
His contribution is at
least as much as mine.
378
00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:26,120
Why?
379
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:28,789
Because without teachers,
we wouldn't have lawyers
380
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:31,158
or doctors or anyone, really.
381
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,961
Then why doesn't he make
as much money as you?
382
00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:37,465
Well, because sometimes
the world makes mistakes.
383
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,201
Aug, Mom didn't become
a lawyer for the money.
384
00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:42,036
She did it to help people.
385
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:44,705
We're both lucky that we
have jobs that let us do that.
386
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:47,842
It's what you do, not what you're paid.
387
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,210
That's your value.
388
00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,711
Do you understand?
389
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,716
Mr. Matthews, I had a
talk with my father today
390
00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:57,551
because of what you taught us.
391
00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,153
Yeah, we didn't know how lucky we are.
392
00:16:59,155 --> 00:17:00,788
We've been talking about it all day.
393
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,358
Thanks for my dollar, but...
394
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,460
It's yours and I'm giving it back.
395
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:09,397
Thanks.
396
00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:13,501
Aug... here's the rest of your allowance.
397
00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:15,236
What are you gonna do with it?
398
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,380
Dad.
399
00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:28,215
I called you this time.
400
00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:30,551
I thought about what you said.
401
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:33,220
I'm no success at all if I
haven't succeeded with you.
402
00:17:33,222 --> 00:17:35,856
- You have.
- You're right, Farkle. I should do more.
403
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:37,825
We should probably leave you two alone.
404
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,294
No. Actually, this involves all of you.
405
00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,864
This morning, I did something
I should have done long ago.
406
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,167
I started the Minkus Family Foundation.
407
00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:49,103
We're gonna give some money away, a
lot of money, to those who need it.
408
00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:51,172
And we want you all to be a part of it.
409
00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:52,339
Well, what do we do?
410
00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:54,442
You're gonna help decide who needs it.
411
00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,577
You've all been thinking
about the less fortunate.
412
00:17:56,579 --> 00:17:59,246
Well, we want the results
of your assignment right now.
413
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:00,681
I knew you'd come up with something.
414
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,216
Well, I didn't come up with it alone.
415
00:18:02,218 --> 00:18:03,918
I called a buddy of mine who's pretty good
416
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,719
at spotting the potential in an idea.
417
00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:07,841
He's inside. He's gonna help
us pick out the best one.
418
00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:19,333
That's Mark Cuban. He
owns the Dallas Mavericks.
419
00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:23,471
Mr. Cuban, I know that
you don't take the Knicks
420
00:18:23,473 --> 00:18:26,073
very seriously right
now, but just you wait.
421
00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,675
Yeah, I don't have that kind of time.
422
00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:38,519
- You ready?
- Okay, guys. Impress me.
423
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,295
Good afternoon, judges.
424
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,735
Thank you for the opportunity
to do something wonderful.
425
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,438
I have done some research,
and I found out that each year,
426
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,440
America spends more money on Halloween than
427
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,742
the entire world spends to end malaria.
428
00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,177
What do you want to do?
429
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:05,513
I want to change Halloween to Malaria Day.
430
00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:10,017
I want to get everybody to
give all of their candy money
431
00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:11,919
to help the world wipe out malaria.
432
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:13,687
This is your daughter?
433
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,022
I don't know, how'd she do?
434
00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:17,258
- Not good.
- I don't know her.
435
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,160
What was wrong with it?
436
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:20,861
People buy candy because
they want to give it
437
00:19:20,863 --> 00:19:22,463
to little kids that come to their door.
438
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,597
It's not about buying candy.
439
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:26,367
It's about smiley, happy kids.
440
00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:29,436
I have two amazing, smiley,
happy kids right here.
441
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:33,374
You are not taking
Halloween away from them.
442
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:34,842
But malaria.
443
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:35,976
But hunger.
444
00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:38,045
But poverty. But sickness.
445
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:40,514
Yeah, I want to get rid
of them all, but you gotta
446
00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:42,716
give me an idea that works.
447
00:19:42,718 --> 00:19:44,418
(Sadly) But malaria.
448
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,322
No getting rid of Halloween.
449
00:19:48,324 --> 00:19:49,211
I'm out.
450
00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,790
- (Angrily) Go, Knicks.
- Yeah, we'll see how that works for you.
451
00:19:55,864 --> 00:19:57,398
Tough room.
452
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:01,902
- World peace.
- Great idea, Miss America.
453
00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:04,238
- Thank you.
- I'm out.
454
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,673
Well, what's the matter with world peace?
455
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,541
Nothing. I'm all for it.
456
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:09,376
- You can't do it.
- And why not?
457
00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:11,045
Gandhi couldn't do it. Are you Gandhi?
458
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:12,880
No, I'm Miss America.
459
00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:14,415
Mr. Cuban hurt my feelings.
460
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:17,418
- Lucas, I think maybe Mr. Cuban was just...
- What is this? Nice?
461
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,519
- No, no...
- I'm out!
462
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,553
- No, I was just...
- I'm out!
463
00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:20,654
- Topanga!
- I like him.
464
00:20:20,656 --> 00:20:21,989
- Minkus!
- Cuban!
465
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,424
- Minkus!
- Thanks for coming out, buddy.
466
00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:24,725
Oh, you know it, buddy.
467
00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:26,660
I'm a sweetheart. Next.
468
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,032
- Maya Hart.
- What's that?
469
00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:33,934
She's a person I believe in.
470
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:35,903
She never had very much of anything.
471
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:38,572
Maybe that's why she looks
at everything the right way.
472
00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:40,174
I'd give Maya Hart a lot of money
473
00:20:40,176 --> 00:20:42,243
and trust her to do
whatever she wants with it,
474
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:44,445
because one day she will
be a force to reckon with.
475
00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:46,447
I think you should invest in her right now.
476
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,249
Maya Hart!
477
00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:51,619
I didn't do it, and... and these
two were with me the whole time.
478
00:20:53,555 --> 00:20:55,356
These two.
479
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:59,593
We were thinking about giving
you guys a lot of money.
480
00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:02,129
Maya Hart. How you doin', Cuban?
481
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:06,767
So, you guys are gonna create world
peace and cure diseases together?
482
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:08,469
I'm gonna dream with them. Yeah.
483
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:11,438
I always have.
484
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,906
They're the ones who taught me how.
485
00:21:12,908 --> 00:21:14,575
Just sometimes, I know better.
486
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,809
What do you know?
487
00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:20,748
I know my roof leaks... and I
know there is a hole in my wall.
488
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,449
What are you gonna do about it?
489
00:21:23,485 --> 00:21:27,321
I'm gonna get an education from him,
and I'm gonna earn my own money,
490
00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:30,991
and someday I'm gonna have a good place
with good walls and a good roof.
491
00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:33,327
And what are you gonna
do for everybody else?
492
00:21:33,329 --> 00:21:36,430
Everybody's a lot of people.
493
00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:40,467
But if I could afford it, I
would fix somebody else's roof.
494
00:21:40,469 --> 00:21:42,569
What about world peace and disease?
495
00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:46,473
I'mma leave that to you guys
until I become one of you guys.
496
00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:48,676
I don't invest in just ideas.
497
00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:51,745
I invest in people behind the ideas.
498
00:21:51,747 --> 00:21:53,781
Your roof leaks for a reason.
499
00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:57,751
You have these friends for a reason...
and they have you.
500
00:21:57,753 --> 00:21:59,520
Use them.
501
00:21:59,522 --> 00:22:03,023
I'm gonna give you some money,
but you can't just keep it.
502
00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:05,859
I've learned that when
all you do is keep it,
503
00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:07,861
maybe you don't deserve to keep it.
504
00:22:10,365 --> 00:22:11,498
I'll do good with it.
505
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,000
I promise.
506
00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:16,537
Can she keep a little
of it to fix her roof?
507
00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:19,406
See? You have these friends for a reason.
508
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,847
Thanks for showing me you don't
need money to be rich, Maya.
509
00:22:26,849 --> 00:22:29,016
Yeah, you do.
510
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:30,651
And this is creepy.
511
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,587
It is definitely cozier, Farkle.
512
00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:36,156
Hey, Lucas...
513
00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:37,925
(Riley strums)
514
00:22:40,562 --> 00:22:43,697
♪ Zombies ♪
515
00:22:43,699 --> 00:22:49,069
♪ I'm sorry for treating you so bad ♪
516
00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:52,706
It's very confident.
517
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:55,909
What are you guys looking at?
518
00:22:55,911 --> 00:22:57,544
It's a live-stream.
519
00:22:57,546 --> 00:22:58,912
Maya: Hey...
520
00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:01,915
Those are my people.
How'd you get my people?
521
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:04,918
When we fixed your roof, we put a
camera on it and a little speaker.
522
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,253
Why?
523
00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:07,588
Because I wanted to say hi.
524
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:09,390
Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.
525
00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:12,893
Nice coat.