1 00:00:00,469 --> 00:00:02,492 Jerry's face is the symbol of failure. 2 00:00:05,148 --> 00:00:07,476 Not willing to share with a dog. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,273 Oh! What the--? 4 00:00:10,609 --> 00:00:12,335 I got you a peppermint latte. 5 00:00:12,507 --> 00:00:13,639 Seriously ? 6 00:00:14,429 --> 00:00:16,156 My goodness. I love a pepper-- 7 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,250 I know. 8 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,132 Ah, Jerry just farted. 9 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:23,570 I'm very upset, and I get nervous. 10 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:25,409 For my murinal, 11 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:27,641 I was inspired by the death of my grandma. 12 00:00:27,734 --> 00:00:29,120 - Hey, you said "murinal". - She-- 13 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,124 Okay, and we all know that it's already closed season on "twout". 14 00:00:32,611 --> 00:00:35,143 So now... My marbles are full of mouth today. 15 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:37,124 - Hello Ron! - Move! 16 00:00:37,273 --> 00:00:39,679 You know I was 24 when Gale took my virginity. 17 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:41,968 I really wish I could have your body. 18 00:00:42,229 --> 00:00:44,820 What do Jay-Z, Little Wayne and Drake all have in common? 19 00:00:45,190 --> 00:00:46,438 Oh, I know this one. 20 00:00:46,563 --> 00:00:47,828 They are all rapists. 21 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,562 Jerry only get a real birthday 22 00:00:49,648 --> 00:00:50,835 every four years. 23 00:00:50,945 --> 00:00:53,617 And four years from now, who knows? He might be retired! 24 00:00:53,797 --> 00:00:54,797 Or dead. 25 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:55,903 Let's start a pool. 26 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,483 Who wants retired, who wants dead? 27 00:00:57,576 --> 00:00:58,382 - Dead. - No. 28 00:00:58,484 --> 00:00:59,632 - I got one "dead". - No. 29 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:02,585 I didn't know I was adopted. 30 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:05,515 Do any of you have pacemakers or history of epilepsy ? 31 00:01:05,672 --> 00:01:07,773 - Yes, both. - Anybody? No? 32 00:01:07,857 --> 00:01:08,654 - Both! - Right. 33 00:01:08,732 --> 00:01:10,483 Ann took a cab, Tom's in the trunk 34 00:01:10,578 --> 00:01:11,679 Jerry's on the roof. 35 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:14,672 Jerry, did you use permanent markers again ? 36 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,750 Remember when he fell into the toilets ? 37 00:01:18,554 --> 00:01:19,984 You hired a male escort. 38 00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:23,444 - A what? - Please get you gigolo out of here. 39 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:25,858 Oh my god. 40 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:28,210 Who am I supposed to ask for fashion advices? 41 00:01:28,328 --> 00:01:31,085 Jerry? He wears the same soup-stained khakis every day. 42 00:01:31,211 --> 00:01:32,679 Jerry! I am making you 43 00:01:32,766 --> 00:01:33,969 my number 2 guy 44 00:01:34,109 --> 00:01:35,203 on the new font project. 45 00:01:35,288 --> 00:01:37,163 Come on, that's too close. Let's make him my number 3. 46 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,437 Fair enough. Jerry, you're number 3. 47 00:01:38,555 --> 00:01:39,875 There's only two of us. 48 00:01:39,953 --> 00:01:41,492 I need anyone with a pulse 49 00:01:41,576 --> 00:01:42,905 and a brain to pitch in. 50 00:01:43,211 --> 00:01:44,703 Ron, you need help with anything? 51 00:01:45,093 --> 00:01:46,210 No we're good. Thanks. 52 00:01:46,304 --> 00:01:48,640 No offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. 53 00:01:48,906 --> 00:01:50,156 Divorced twice, 54 00:01:50,631 --> 00:01:52,100 jury's still out on you two, 55 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:53,843 oh, and Jerry, who knows? 56 00:01:53,953 --> 00:01:56,000 I've been happily married for 28 years. 57 00:01:56,094 --> 00:01:58,156 You've met my wife Gale many times! 58 00:01:58,249 --> 00:01:59,164 Whatever. 59 00:01:59,272 --> 00:02:01,429 Jerry! Plastic surgery? 60 00:02:04,335 --> 00:02:06,109 I got hit by a fire engine. 61 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:10,132 - You are so lucky. - How? 62 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:11,632 Okay, who is it gonna be? 63 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:13,296 - No, no. - Not me, not me. 64 00:02:13,414 --> 00:02:15,242 - Jerry. - Yeaaah! 65 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,188 You can stop by tomorrow morning, before work. 66 00:02:17,359 --> 00:02:19,157 This is my third time in a row. 67 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:20,727 This is just a bad luck streak buddy, 68 00:02:20,805 --> 00:02:22,641 next time I'm sure it'ill definitely be one of us. 69 00:02:22,797 --> 00:02:24,960 But it won't be me, 70 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:26,498 because oh, it's right. 71 00:02:28,226 --> 00:02:29,343 Yeah. 72 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:30,756 Yep. 73 00:02:31,311 --> 00:02:32,499 Just to be safe, 74 00:02:32,592 --> 00:02:33,896 I do add 75 00:02:33,992 --> 00:02:35,625 20 extra Jerrys. 76 00:02:36,094 --> 00:02:38,469 You're sure that everything is okay, 77 00:02:38,562 --> 00:02:40,467 you know, down there? - Perfectly healthy. 78 00:02:42,632 --> 00:02:45,445 That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. 79 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:46,889 You know what I should do? 80 00:02:46,968 --> 00:02:48,046 I should lead 81 00:02:48,225 --> 00:02:49,959 a teen abstinence workshop. 82 00:02:52,545 --> 00:02:54,944 That might be incredibly effective. 83 00:02:55,225 --> 00:02:57,374 Mine just says "Get well soon". 84 00:02:58,148 --> 00:02:59,201 Ain't you sick? 85 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,460 No. 86 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,203 Some's off. 87 00:03:02,406 --> 00:03:04,921 - What are you guys talking about? - Nothing. What? - Don't worry about it.