1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,093 Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:01,125 --> 00:00:03,733 everyone had their favorite guitar-shredding rock god. 3 00:00:03,758 --> 00:00:05,756 But there's only one musical bad boy 4 00:00:05,781 --> 00:00:06,734 who rocked my world... 5 00:00:08,188 --> 00:00:09,375 Weird Al. 6 00:00:09,489 --> 00:00:10,822 Dare to be stupid? 7 00:00:10,857 --> 00:00:11,789 You know it! 8 00:00:11,814 --> 00:00:13,554 Weird Al made me want to write comedy. 9 00:00:13,579 --> 00:00:16,482 The way he'd parody a pop song never ceased to amaze me. 10 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:18,141 Is that my Cher wig from Halloween? 11 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,273 Darn right. 12 00:00:19,298 --> 00:00:21,287 Can I borrow some hair spray? I think I need more body. 13 00:00:21,323 --> 00:00:22,755 You are so weird. 14 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:25,546 Weird Al even inspired me to write my own parody songs. 15 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:26,403 Good news, bro. 16 00:00:26,428 --> 00:00:27,760 I've decided to honor you in song. 17 00:00:27,796 --> 00:00:29,062 It's about time! 18 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:31,331 You know the Wang Chung song "Everybody have fun tonight"? 19 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:33,599 Well, I changed all the lyrics to make them all about you. 20 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:36,178 Ahh, you've improved the song. Let's hear it. 21 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:39,372 ♪ Everybody have fun tonight ♪ 22 00:00:39,468 --> 00:00:42,108 ♪ my brother Barry is a Wang tonight ♪ 23 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,744 ♪ Barry's gonna kick your ass tonight ♪ 24 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,612 Yep, Weird Al was my comic muse, 25 00:00:46,648 --> 00:00:49,048 and I finally had the chance to see him live. 26 00:00:49,084 --> 00:00:52,373 Mom, I have the single-greatest news on the planet. 27 00:00:52,398 --> 00:00:54,359 You have that terrible disease that makes you stop growing, 28 00:00:54,384 --> 00:00:56,723 and you're gonna stay my little Schmoopie forever. 29 00:00:56,758 --> 00:00:59,425 No. Weird Al is playing at the Mann music center. 30 00:00:59,461 --> 00:01:01,921 And you want to take your mama as your date. Aww. 31 00:01:02,046 --> 00:01:04,330 Stop hearing what you want and listen. 32 00:01:04,366 --> 00:01:05,798 He has two shows this week, 33 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:08,178 and Dana's in town visiting her grandma. 34 00:01:08,203 --> 00:01:09,469 I'll surprise her with tickets! 35 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,592 While I find his Hawaiian shirts festive. 36 00:01:11,617 --> 00:01:12,372 You're much too young 37 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:14,907 to go to a family-friendly comedy show unsupervised. 38 00:01:14,943 --> 00:01:17,750 Please, you have to say yes. Dana's the love of my life. 39 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:19,178 [Groans] 40 00:01:19,214 --> 00:01:20,631 I mean, after you. 41 00:01:20,656 --> 00:01:21,421 [Groans] 42 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:22,584 The best mama in the world. 43 00:01:22,609 --> 00:01:23,343 [Groans] 44 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,826 I'll let you sniff the top of my head for two seconds. 45 00:01:25,861 --> 00:01:26,727 - 30. - 5. 46 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:27,594 - 10. - 5. 47 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:28,529 - 30. - Done. 48 00:01:28,564 --> 00:01:30,397 ♪ 49 00:01:30,422 --> 00:01:32,193 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 50 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:35,435 ♪ but nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 51 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:37,938 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 52 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,306 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 53 00:01:39,341 --> 00:01:42,906 ♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 54 00:01:43,779 --> 00:01:45,879 It was February 12, 1980-something... 55 00:01:45,948 --> 00:01:48,582 The day my brother actually got involved in school. 56 00:01:48,617 --> 00:01:50,717 - What's that? - Just a lame old sign-up sheet 57 00:01:50,753 --> 00:01:53,154 for kids that want to become peer counselors. 58 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,956 [Chuckles] It's a boring old club for nerds. 59 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,558 You're not a nerd, are you? 60 00:01:57,593 --> 00:01:59,993 'Cause this here... This is nerd city. 61 00:02:00,029 --> 00:02:01,895 Sign me up. - What? No. 62 00:02:01,931 --> 00:02:03,030 You're underselling it, 63 00:02:03,065 --> 00:02:04,765 which means it's awesome, and I want in. 64 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,945 [Sighs] 65 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:08,368 Look, Mr. Goldberg, I have dreamt of starting 66 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:11,062 a peer-counseling program at this school for years. 67 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:13,040 I need emotionally mature students 68 00:02:13,075 --> 00:02:14,708 who are a healing presence in school. 69 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,343 Well, you just got yourself 70 00:02:16,378 --> 00:02:18,879 an officially licensed school therapist. 71 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:21,548 No! Wow. Do not tell people that. 72 00:02:21,584 --> 00:02:23,303 It's too late. I signed the sheet, 73 00:02:23,328 --> 00:02:26,019 which means I can advise anyone on anything, 74 00:02:26,055 --> 00:02:27,854 and they have to listen to me. 75 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,623 That's not what it means. 76 00:02:29,658 --> 00:02:32,993 Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded 77 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,529 medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want 78 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:37,864 to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space. 79 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,199 I really miss my grandpa. 80 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:41,268 You're short, be taller. Boom. Next! 81 00:02:41,303 --> 00:02:42,402 There's this girl I like, 82 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:43,937 but she won't give me the time of day. 83 00:02:43,973 --> 00:02:46,306 Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. 84 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:49,209 The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. 85 00:02:49,245 --> 00:02:50,377 Boom. Next! 86 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:51,845 I feel like my father doesn't respect me. 87 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,113 So be less boring. 88 00:02:53,148 --> 00:02:54,707 - Boom! Next! - No, stop! 89 00:02:54,732 --> 00:02:57,084 No one listen to a word this douche-monger just said. 90 00:02:57,119 --> 00:02:59,119 Naked Rob, just open up to your Dad a bit. 91 00:02:59,154 --> 00:03:00,487 Nothing earns respect more 92 00:03:00,522 --> 00:03:02,089 than being honest with how you feel. 93 00:03:02,124 --> 00:03:04,725 And, Andy, it's perfectly normal to miss your grandpa, 94 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,859 no matter what size you are. 95 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,095 And, you, this girl, who's clearly me, 96 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:09,396 just wants to be friends. 97 00:03:09,431 --> 00:03:12,099 My heart hurts, but I appreciate the open communication, 98 00:03:12,134 --> 00:03:13,748 and it only makes me like you more. 99 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:14,873 Well, well. 100 00:03:15,053 --> 00:03:17,638 God gives you one Goldberg and counters it with another. 101 00:03:17,673 --> 00:03:19,273 You're right. She's the worst. 102 00:03:19,308 --> 00:03:20,641 JTP out. 103 00:03:20,676 --> 00:03:23,043 Erica, look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush about this. 104 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,978 I need you to become a peer counselor. 105 00:03:25,014 --> 00:03:27,746 You're smart, you're popular, and only you can undo 106 00:03:27,771 --> 00:03:29,383 the terrible damage that your brother 107 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,951 is going to wreak upon this school. 108 00:03:30,986 --> 00:03:32,386 I appreciate the offer, but... 109 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,288 I'll give you an "A" in any class you want. 110 00:03:34,323 --> 00:03:35,789 What? You can do that? 111 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:38,325 Open up a file cabinet and make a mark with my pen? 112 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,881 [Chuckles] Yeah, I can do that. 113 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:41,895 Seems wrong to give me an "A" in gym 114 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,420 when I've been cutting all year. 115 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:45,232 That said, I won't notice 116 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,067 'cause I'll be too busy counseling peers and stuff. 117 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,535 [Chuckles] Deal. 118 00:03:48,888 --> 00:03:51,104 [Milk carton clatters] Here's your informational binder 119 00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:52,839 and your therapy puppet. 120 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,675 This is usually for smaller kids, 121 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,748 but the burners like it, too. [Chuckles] 122 00:03:57,046 --> 00:03:59,112 As Erica was getting ready to connect with others, 123 00:03:59,318 --> 00:04:01,815 I was about to reconnect with the love of my life. 124 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:02,749 Hi, Mrs. Goldberg. 125 00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:04,115 Dana. 126 00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:06,987 I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle. 127 00:04:07,022 --> 00:04:11,191 Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. 128 00:04:11,226 --> 00:04:12,659 I don't. I'm a tea drinker. 129 00:04:12,695 --> 00:04:13,994 You've known me for two years, 130 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:15,962 but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. 131 00:04:15,998 --> 00:04:17,331 That's very sweet. [Chuckles] 132 00:04:17,366 --> 00:04:20,200 Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans! 133 00:04:20,235 --> 00:04:24,004 Dana Eleanor Caldwell, are you ready for the greatest, 134 00:04:24,039 --> 00:04:26,039 most-romantic weekend of your life? 135 00:04:26,075 --> 00:04:28,909 [Giggles] In this box, I've prepared our greatest hits, 136 00:04:28,944 --> 00:04:30,842 and we're gonna tackle each one. 137 00:04:32,748 --> 00:04:34,681 Laser tag, "Alf" marathon, 138 00:04:34,717 --> 00:04:36,316 "Super Mario Bros.", 139 00:04:36,385 --> 00:04:38,185 Pogo Ball. 140 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,318 You in? 141 00:04:39,428 --> 00:04:40,645 Um, sure, it's been a while. 142 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:43,323 Come on! Pogo balling is just like riding a bike. 143 00:04:43,359 --> 00:04:45,759 Oh! We should also ride bikes. 144 00:04:45,794 --> 00:04:47,160 Classic us. [Giggles] 145 00:04:48,318 --> 00:04:49,660 But to our surprise, 146 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:52,265 our greatest hits suddenly felt like misses. 147 00:04:52,301 --> 00:04:53,767 Pogoing on a ball is fun. 148 00:04:53,802 --> 00:04:56,136 Well, it's kind of hard in these jellies. 149 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,038 But they're cute, right? [Chuckles] 150 00:04:58,073 --> 00:04:59,506 Yeah, they're shoes. 151 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:00,941 We were off to a slow start, 152 00:05:00,976 --> 00:05:03,543 but a romantic Beefaroni dinner would change that. 153 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:05,479 Is it me, or did your tree house get smaller? 154 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,857 No. Same size. 155 00:05:07,216 --> 00:05:09,383 Guess it's us who got bigger. 156 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:12,443 You want an Ecto cooler? 157 00:05:12,468 --> 00:05:15,146 Chef Boyardee himself recommends it with the beef. 158 00:05:15,173 --> 00:05:17,207 Yeah, I'm just gonna grab a Perrier. 159 00:05:18,594 --> 00:05:19,826 Balls! 160 00:05:21,803 --> 00:05:24,331 Maybe I should spend a little time with my grandma. 161 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,366 No, wait! 162 00:05:25,401 --> 00:05:27,107 I actually have a big surprise for you. 163 00:05:27,132 --> 00:05:30,959 You and me are going to our first rock concert together! 164 00:05:30,984 --> 00:05:32,435 No way! Who is it? 165 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:34,541 Only the greatest artist of our time. 166 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:35,308 - Madonna? - Better! 167 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:36,076 - The police? - Better! 168 00:05:36,111 --> 00:05:36,977 Michael Jackson?! 169 00:05:37,012 --> 00:05:38,278 Well, he's worked with all three, 170 00:05:38,313 --> 00:05:39,646 but in a way, he's improved their work 171 00:05:39,681 --> 00:05:40,947 by making it super funny! 172 00:05:40,983 --> 00:05:42,893 [Gasps] Weird Al Yankovic! 173 00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:45,819 The guy who sings about food. 174 00:05:45,854 --> 00:05:49,456 Sure, some songs are about food, like "Eat It", "Lasagna", 175 00:05:49,491 --> 00:05:52,025 "I Love Rocky Road", and "My Bologna". 176 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,562 But he also sings about love and life and hernias! 177 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,931 I didn't realize you were still into him. 178 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,021 And the best part... 179 00:05:59,046 --> 00:06:01,601 I got us Al shirts to wear to the concert. 180 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,162 Ladies' choice. [Chuckles] 181 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,304 But if I were a lady, 182 00:06:04,339 --> 00:06:06,840 I'd want to see my man in a jungle tiger pattern. 183 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:07,959 Rawr! 184 00:06:07,984 --> 00:06:09,709 As I was planning our big date, 185 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,945 Erica helped Naked Rob make a big breakthrough. 186 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,201 I can't thank you enough for all the help with my dad. 187 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:16,383 I really think we turned a corner. 188 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,753 That's my job, Naked Robert. I'm here for you. 189 00:06:19,788 --> 00:06:21,553 So great to have someone I can trust and... 190 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:23,523 - How dare you! - What?! 191 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:26,526 Healing my nutjob friends behind my back? 192 00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:28,199 You're not legally authorized for that. 193 00:06:28,224 --> 00:06:29,937 - Only I am! - Not anymore, pal. 194 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:32,065 Mr. Glascott asked me, and you know what? 195 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,201 It feels awesome to actually help people. 196 00:06:34,236 --> 00:06:37,070 Unlike you, who just leaves behind a wake of broken souls. 197 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,407 All you did was charm Naked Rob with your feminine wiles. 198 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,609 If it was anyone else, I'd totally out-counsel you. 199 00:06:42,644 --> 00:06:43,977 It's adorable you think that. 200 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,112 Then I challenge you to a counsel-off. 201 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:47,380 Name anyone. 202 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:49,316 First one to fix that person's brain 203 00:06:49,351 --> 00:06:51,485 is crowned champion advicer. 204 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,019 First of all, not a word, 205 00:06:53,055 --> 00:06:55,388 and second, when you lose, you quit. 206 00:06:55,424 --> 00:06:56,890 Same goes for you, sucker. 207 00:06:56,925 --> 00:06:58,625 Go ahead. Pick anybody. 208 00:06:58,660 --> 00:06:59,926 The more depressed, the better. 209 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,184 Do you even know what the signs of depression actually are? 210 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:03,162 Of course! 211 00:07:03,187 --> 00:07:06,199 I just need you to say them so you can understand them better. 212 00:07:06,235 --> 00:07:08,935 [Sighs] Fine. Number one... fatigue. 213 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:12,138 Will you two stop yapping? I'm exhausted from a hard day. 214 00:07:12,174 --> 00:07:13,807 Number two... lethargy. 215 00:07:13,842 --> 00:07:15,442 [Groaning] Oh, so far. 216 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,843 Number three... Irritability. 217 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:21,314 I told you two morons... put the remote in the side pocket! 218 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,183 Four... persistent aches and pains. 219 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:27,220 [Groans] Oh, now I hurt my back from stretching! 220 00:07:27,256 --> 00:07:28,303 Five... mood swings. 221 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:30,090 Eh, "Love Boat's" on! 222 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,359 And finally, sudden exhaustion. 223 00:07:32,394 --> 00:07:33,894 [Snoring] 224 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,991 - Dad! - Dad! 225 00:07:35,016 --> 00:07:36,196 All right, first one to fix 226 00:07:36,231 --> 00:07:37,898 that man's crippling depression wins. 227 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,232 This is gonna be really hard. 228 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:39,670 [Snoring] 229 00:07:40,756 --> 00:07:42,769 As Erica and Barry were playing therapist, 230 00:07:42,804 --> 00:07:44,604 Dana and I were playing "Mario Brothers", 231 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,406 but even though we were on the same side, 232 00:07:46,441 --> 00:07:47,908 we felt miles apart. 233 00:07:47,943 --> 00:07:50,176 Hey, snuggle bunny... and also Dana. 234 00:07:50,212 --> 00:07:51,978 Gear up, we're gonna leave in five minutes. 235 00:07:52,444 --> 00:07:53,914 Even though we all agree 236 00:07:53,949 --> 00:07:57,150 Adam should be taking me to his first comedy concert. 237 00:07:57,185 --> 00:08:00,020 The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough. 238 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:01,288 What do you mean? 239 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:04,053 Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." 240 00:08:04,078 --> 00:08:06,626 Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't. 241 00:08:06,662 --> 00:08:09,629 No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever. 242 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:11,364 Did you see them Pogo Ball? 243 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,033 That's a sport for lovers, 244 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:15,435 and they were just going through the motions. 245 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:17,837 Oh, my god. No! 246 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,881 Adam and Dana are so wonderful together! 247 00:08:19,906 --> 00:08:21,575 Since when do you like Dana? 248 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:22,733 I adore the girl. 249 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:24,528 Got to say, I'm surprised, 250 00:08:24,553 --> 00:08:27,208 given all the passive-aggressive interactions, 251 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:29,985 not to mention the aggressive-aggressive ones. 252 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:34,523 But deep down, I think she's sweet and kind and beautiful, 253 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,259 and it helps that she lives 3,000 miles away 254 00:08:37,295 --> 00:08:39,662 and I get Adam 98% of the time! 255 00:08:39,697 --> 00:08:42,097 That's the whole problem right there, Bevy. 256 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:43,741 They've been apart too long. 257 00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:46,435 Let's hope that Weird Al is just what they need 258 00:08:46,471 --> 00:08:47,803 to bring them back together. 259 00:08:48,498 --> 00:08:49,171 What? 260 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,806 [Crowd chanting "Weird Al!"] 261 00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:54,710 Man: Ladies and gentlemen, Weird Al! 262 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:55,644 [Cheers and applause] 263 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,246 Oh, my god. This is amazing! 264 00:08:57,281 --> 00:08:58,747 We got to get a photo of the two of us. 265 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:00,449 Yeah, that'd be nice! 266 00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:02,618 Make sure you get Weird Al's whole body in it. 267 00:09:02,653 --> 00:09:05,254 ♪ 268 00:09:05,289 --> 00:09:06,289 [Camera shutter clicks] 269 00:09:10,428 --> 00:09:12,419 Barry and Erica's counsel-off was on. 270 00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:16,208 It was a Mano-a-Mano battle of who could fix Dad first. 271 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,666 Hey, big guy. 272 00:09:18,702 --> 00:09:20,401 How you feeling today? You look sad. 273 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:21,669 Are you sad? Can I help? 274 00:09:21,705 --> 00:09:22,637 I'm not giving you money. 275 00:09:22,672 --> 00:09:24,239 I'm not here for money. 276 00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:25,507 I'm here for you. 277 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:26,875 You're afraid to open up to me. 278 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:29,577 Feels like we can tackle this with some word association. 279 00:09:29,613 --> 00:09:30,745 - You ready? - No. 280 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:32,080 - Abandonment. - Stop. 281 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:33,081 - Family. - Go. 282 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:34,382 - Love. - Leave! 283 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,584 You seem angry, Bro. 284 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,453 Know what cures me when I'm angry? 285 00:09:38,488 --> 00:09:40,021 Screaming into something. 286 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:41,923 Here. Try my rage pillow. 287 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:43,458 It'll make you feel better. 288 00:09:43,493 --> 00:09:46,060 What? You're supposed to yell in it, not throw it at me! 289 00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:47,962 What's the matter with you? That's my favorite pillow! 290 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:49,240 I do feel better. 291 00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:50,766 Hey, mur-man. 292 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,867 It's safe to tell me your dark secrets. 293 00:09:52,903 --> 00:09:54,402 What's with the puppet? What's going on? 294 00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:55,470 Get out of here! 295 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:58,773 You're getting sleepy. When you wake up... 296 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,842 What the hell's wrong with you two? 297 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:02,710 Forget what that dope's doing. 298 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:04,846 All I'm looking for is a smile on your face. 299 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:05,914 Let me see that smile. 300 00:10:05,949 --> 00:10:06,981 Yeah, smile for Barry. 301 00:10:07,017 --> 00:10:07,882 No. Shut up. 302 00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:08,750 Smile for Erica! 303 00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:09,785 Fine. 304 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:12,587 If I smile, will you both leave? 305 00:10:12,622 --> 00:10:14,122 Mm-hmm. 306 00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:17,525 That's your smile? God, what is that? 307 00:10:17,561 --> 00:10:19,260 - Why? - Yeah, this is what you wanted. 308 00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:20,461 It's so wrong and disturbing! 309 00:10:20,497 --> 00:10:21,796 - Look at it! - Stop it! 310 00:10:21,831 --> 00:10:23,164 Look at the joy on my face! 311 00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:24,065 Are you my dad? 312 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,700 Now get over here and hug me! 313 00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:27,201 This was a terrible mistake! I'm so sorry! 314 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:28,770 No, wait! Don't leave me alone with that face! 315 00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:29,671 Oh, my god! 316 00:10:29,706 --> 00:10:31,146 That's right! Run! 317 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:32,574 Okay, that didn't count. 318 00:10:32,609 --> 00:10:34,509 Just pick someone else we can counselor-ate. 319 00:10:34,544 --> 00:10:35,910 Forget the competition! 320 00:10:35,946 --> 00:10:38,947 Don't you realize we have a Dad who can't even smile? 321 00:10:38,982 --> 00:10:40,848 That's like an actual problem. 322 00:10:40,884 --> 00:10:42,279 I see what you're saying. 323 00:10:42,304 --> 00:10:44,152 You forfeit! Barry wins. The puppet's mine. 324 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:45,887 - Forget the puppet! - I want the puppet! 325 00:10:45,922 --> 00:10:47,221 Take the stupid puppet. 326 00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,656 I'll just help Dad myself. 327 00:10:48,684 --> 00:10:51,098 Damn it. You've made this a hollow victory. 328 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:52,677 And now I'm worried. Wait up. 329 00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:55,430 As Barry and Erica were on a mission to help my dad, 330 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:57,632 I was on a mission to meet my hero. 331 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,000 [Cheers and applause] Look! There he is! 332 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:01,369 His glasses are so much bigger in real life. 333 00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:03,738 People, please, please, please, settle down. 334 00:11:03,773 --> 00:11:05,239 No, we're too far back. 335 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,175 Come on. Let's elbow our way to the front. 336 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,410 Can we maybe just do something more fun instead? 337 00:11:09,446 --> 00:11:10,446 How can you say that? 338 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,013 Wasn't it fun when we slow-danced 339 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,448 to "I Think I'm A Clone Now"? 340 00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:15,703 Only 'cause I like the Tiffany song. 341 00:11:15,828 --> 00:11:18,152 I closed my eyes and imagined the original lyrics. 342 00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:19,354 You faked it? 343 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:21,556 I just don't like Weird Al like I used to, okay? 344 00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:22,790 Ouch! 345 00:11:22,826 --> 00:11:24,425 Not gonna lie, random child. 346 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:25,426 That stings. 347 00:11:25,462 --> 00:11:27,495 Oh, god. I'm sorry, Mr. Weird. 348 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,263 Mr. Al. She didn't mean it. 349 00:11:29,299 --> 00:11:30,398 Sounded like she did, Bro. 350 00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,699 Please don't judge me by her words. 351 00:11:31,735 --> 00:11:33,401 I don't even know her. Adam! 352 00:11:33,436 --> 00:11:35,503 How do you know my name, strange lady? 353 00:11:35,538 --> 00:11:37,839 Seriously? You're picking him over me? 354 00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:38,940 I don't know what to do! 355 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:40,308 I've never been asked to choose between 356 00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:41,843 two people I love equally. 357 00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,277 I'm so out of here. 358 00:11:43,711 --> 00:11:45,413 Fine! Go! 359 00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,946 I'll just be here cold chillin' with my new best buddy, Al. 360 00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:49,017 Ooh. 361 00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:51,552 [Laughing] I really wouldn't make me part of your plan. 362 00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:54,389 Look. I didn't even want to be here. 363 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:55,590 I just wanted to hang out, 364 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,293 not ride bikes or play laser tag or Pogo ball. 365 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:00,461 What are you saying? 366 00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:03,631 I just don't think we get each other anymore. 367 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:06,744 Ooh! 368 00:12:06,779 --> 00:12:09,847 She looks super mad! 369 00:12:10,391 --> 00:12:11,782 Kind of like that time I asked prince 370 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:17,254 if I could turn "When Doves Cry" into "When Spuds Fry." 371 00:12:18,094 --> 00:12:19,133 You know, spuds are potatoes. 372 00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:20,423 No, I-it's genius. 373 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,092 It's just... things are so bad with Dana. 374 00:12:23,127 --> 00:12:24,660 You know, sounds to me like 375 00:12:24,696 --> 00:12:27,229 you and Agnes just drifted apart. 376 00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:29,565 Doesn't mean you don't love each other, Todd. 377 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,767 You just grew up. 378 00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:35,004 As Dana was slipping away, Erica and Barry were trying 379 00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:36,806 to get a grip on my dad's depression. 380 00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:39,508 You kids made the right choice coming to old Glascott. 381 00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:40,710 Let's do this. 382 00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:43,112 Well, technically, we came to you for a recommendation. 383 00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:44,947 And I recommended myself. 384 00:12:44,982 --> 00:12:47,416 I come highly recommended. [Chuckles] 385 00:12:47,452 --> 00:12:50,119 Look, if anyone knows the ins and outs of depression, 386 00:12:50,154 --> 00:12:51,520 it's me. 387 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:54,190 I'm proud to say that I've slayed that dragon many a time. 388 00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:56,211 Dad's coming down the hall. Get in position. 389 00:12:58,096 --> 00:12:58,994 Mr. Goldberg. 390 00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:00,396 Got your call. 391 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,975 What'd these morons do that I had to leave work early? 392 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,300 Please, have a seat, Mr. Goldberg. 393 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:07,336 We need to have a very serious discussion about you. 394 00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:08,203 Me? 395 00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:09,342 Your kids are concerned 396 00:13:09,377 --> 00:13:10,993 that you might have a real case of the blues. 397 00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:14,047 Luckily, I'm here to help, and so is Carl. 398 00:13:14,082 --> 00:13:17,317 He's a real sad sack, too. Why don't you two talk? 399 00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:18,818 [High-pitched voice] Hey, Mr. Goldberg. 400 00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:20,015 What's up, buddy? 401 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,339 What's with everybody and puppets?! 402 00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:22,640 You can talk to me. 403 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,071 Is that what this is all about? 404 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,233 You're worried about me? 405 00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:27,869 You're very moody and sleepy and angry. 406 00:13:27,905 --> 00:13:28,905 And you sit a lot. 407 00:13:28,939 --> 00:13:30,609 I'm not depressed. 408 00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:31,960 I'm a Dad! 409 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:32,774 [Normal voice] Let me get this straight. 410 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:34,571 You don't struggle getting out of bed every morning 411 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,743 - because, what's the point? - No. 412 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,007 You don't desperately fear being alone again at Thanksgiving? 413 00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:39,414 No. 414 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,507 You've never faced the bottom of an ice-cream pint 415 00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:42,712 and thought, "Screw it. I'm going again"? 416 00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:45,741 No. You don't write "Help me" 417 00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:47,327 in steam on the shower door? 418 00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:48,518 - What? - Nothing. 419 00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:49,282 Okay, well, look. 420 00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:51,175 I'm glad that we could help you, Mr. Goldberg. 421 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,320 If you guys don't mind, I need to take a personal day. 422 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,352 Hey, kiddo. 423 00:13:56,555 --> 00:13:58,266 I know you're hurting, but you're never gonna 424 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,232 be over one girl until you're under the next. 425 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,827 Whoa! Shut the [Bleep] up, Dad. 426 00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,404 What he means is don't give up on Dana. 427 00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:08,483 We can still fix this. 428 00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:11,397 But Al's my number-one hero, and I believe anything he says. 429 00:14:11,422 --> 00:14:13,803 What exactly did Weird Al say to you? 430 00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:15,746 All that matters is that he was right. 431 00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:17,882 People change and love dies. 432 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,695 At that moment, all my mom wanted 433 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,703 was to fix my broken heart. 434 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,493 And so she did the only logical thing. 435 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:26,329 Weird Al! Over here, Weird Al! 436 00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:28,765 We need to talk! It's about love! 437 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:30,585 [Clatters] Who said that? 438 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:31,968 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 439 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:34,037 Who is this who speaks of love? 440 00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:36,740 [Sighs] Beverly Goldberg. 441 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,819 I'm sure you remember my delicious boy, Adam. 442 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:39,976 Of course. 443 00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:42,946 Super-tall mute dude with dreadlocks and a droopy eye? 444 00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:44,364 Please tell him I said... 445 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:46,680 No, look. 446 00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:48,796 You made him think his relationship was over, 447 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,120 and now you're gonna fix it. 448 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,016 It's not happening. Oh, it's happening. 449 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,623 You're gonna get on that tour bus, 450 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:56,392 take it into the suburbs, and put on a private concert 451 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,399 for Adam and Dana with all their favorite songs. 452 00:14:58,532 --> 00:14:59,028 Such as? 453 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,230 "Every Rose Has Tts Thorn". 454 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:01,464 "Every Toe Has Its Corn"? 455 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,032 "The Wind Beneath My Wings". 456 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,768 "The Bed Above My Springs". 457 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,568 "Material Girl". 458 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,903 "Bacterial Earl"! 459 00:15:06,938 --> 00:15:08,505 "Heaven Is A Place On Earth". 460 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,442 "Kevin Is A Dude With Girth". 461 00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,307 "Careless Whisper". 462 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,642 "Your Hairless Sister". 463 00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:13,777 "Fight The Power". 464 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,278 "Smell The Flounder"? 465 00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:16,373 - Stop it. - Listen. 466 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:19,022 A private concert isn't gonna bring those kids back together. 467 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:20,715 But do you know what can? 468 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:22,542 A mother's love. 469 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:24,244 You think? 470 00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:25,405 Yes. 471 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:28,031 Only you can fix this. 472 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:31,318 Their future is in your hands. 473 00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:32,853 Thank you, Weird Al. 474 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,188 Thank you so much. 475 00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:36,289 [Giggles] 476 00:15:36,325 --> 00:15:38,792 Move it! I need to fix my baby's relationship. 477 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:42,005 Okay, why do I even pay for security?! 478 00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:45,684 She was clearly crazy, and you just stood there! Ugh! 479 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:48,668 After some sage advice from Weird Al, 480 00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:51,035 my mom decided to put on a show of her own. 481 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,160 There he is! Come on in, Smushie. 482 00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:54,929 You know Dana. Have a seat. 483 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,797 Oh, god. What have you done? 484 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,332 What is this? Why are you here? 485 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,401 All I'm asking is for a minute of your time. 486 00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:02,603 After that, you can both move on with your lives. 487 00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:03,771 Please. 488 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:05,572 ♪ 489 00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:07,041 Now, what I'm about to show you 490 00:16:07,076 --> 00:16:08,575 was gonna be played at your wedding, 491 00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:11,045 so when the day comes, act surprised. 492 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,813 [Chuckles] 493 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,137 Remember this? 494 00:16:14,162 --> 00:16:15,228 Dana: Wow, I actually do. 495 00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,851 I lost my kite, and you gave me yours. 496 00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:19,820 I was so nervous talking to you. 497 00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:23,824 That was the night of our first kiss. 498 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,393 Yeah. Best birthday ever. 499 00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:28,972 Wait. Were you, like, lurking around the whole time? 500 00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:29,596 No. 501 00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:31,799 Then how did you... Moving on. 502 00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,667 Dude, were you spying on us? 503 00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:34,935 What? No. 504 00:16:34,971 --> 00:16:36,537 I was cleaning the closet, and, you know... 505 00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:38,973 Shh! Just focus on your love. 506 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:40,307 What the... 507 00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,209 You took that hanging off the roof? 508 00:16:42,244 --> 00:16:44,745 A photographer does what she needs to do to get the shot. 509 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:49,116 The point is, it's always been Adam and Dana. 510 00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:51,003 You can't just throw that away. 511 00:16:51,028 --> 00:16:51,590 Enough! 512 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:54,088 All those photos are in the past. 513 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,356 There's nothing to show now 514 00:16:55,391 --> 00:16:57,658 'cause Dana lives in Seattle and I'm stuck here. 515 00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:01,895 It just... isn't the same. 516 00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:07,679 He's right. 517 00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:11,872 Seeing those photos, it's... It's not us anymore. 518 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,174 I just wish you two didn't leave it like this. 519 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,909 You deserve so much better. 520 00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:16,575 I'm sorry. 521 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,880 I'm sorry. 522 00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:21,181 I just thought I could fix it. 523 00:17:21,217 --> 00:17:22,903 I'm kind of surprised. 524 00:17:23,614 --> 00:17:25,419 I always thought you didn't like me. 525 00:17:25,454 --> 00:17:27,426 Oh, Dana. 526 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,525 You'll always be the best first love my baby could have. 527 00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:35,380 Besides me, of course. 528 00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:36,797 [Chuckles] 529 00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:39,700 In that moment, Dana realized my mom was right. 530 00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:41,512 We couldn't leave it like this. 531 00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:44,438 [Weird Al's "King Of Suede" plays] 532 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:52,846 ♪ There's a sale on our gabardine suits today ♪ 533 00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:55,082 [Window opens] 534 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,684 - ♪ They're all 30% off from yesterday ♪ - What are you doing? 535 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,254 This is how you won me over two years ago. 536 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,890 So this is how I want to say goodbye. 537 00:18:02,925 --> 00:18:05,592 ♪ There's fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed ♪ 538 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,061 [Door closes] 539 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:08,295 You're playing Weird Al. 540 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,197 I thought you don't like him anymore. 541 00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:12,533 - ♪ Just a visa or mastercard is all you need ♪ - I may have outgrown him, 542 00:18:12,568 --> 00:18:14,835 but it doesn't mean I still don't like him. 543 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:18,405 I just thought we'd be together forever, you know? 544 00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:20,707 - ♪ We got every color, we got every shade ♪ - And maybe we will, 545 00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:23,944 - ♪ We're located next door to Willy's fun arcade ♪ - but for now, I think we're supposed to be apart. 546 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,979 - ♪ We got every fabric that was ever made♪ - That still doesn't change the fact 547 00:18:26,015 --> 00:18:28,315 that you will always be my first crush. 548 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,384 - ♪ But I'm known in this city as the king of suede ♪ - My first kiss. 549 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:31,755 My first love. 550 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:37,324 - ♪ It's the same old sale as yesterday ♪ - You keep it. To remember me. 551 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,493 I will always remember you, Adam. 552 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:45,899 - ♪ 30 years in the same location I have stayed ♪ - Truth is, it wasn't how I saw things ending... 553 00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,601 - ♪ 'Cause it's my destiny to be the king of suede♪ - ... With the girl from down the street, 554 00:18:47,636 --> 00:18:49,069 but part of growing up 555 00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:50,804 is learning when it's time to move on. 556 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,773 - ♪ If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom ♪ - Hey, can we talk? 557 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:53,769 No. 558 00:18:53,794 --> 00:18:54,856 Not about feelings. 559 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:55,976 We just want to apologize. 560 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,212 Yeah, we didn't realize you being so lazy and angry 561 00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:00,414 - ♪ we can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan ♪ - ... is actually you crazy happy. 562 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:04,051 I'm a simple guy. I sit in my chair. I watch TV. 563 00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:06,286 - ♪ We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too ♪ - I yell at you two morons. 564 00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:08,922 And honestly, that's my happy place. 565 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,657 Well, it's good to know we don't have to worry about you. 566 00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:12,726 - ♪ And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you ♪ - Hey, that means you care. 567 00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:15,262 You know, now would be a perfect time 568 00:19:15,297 --> 00:19:16,763 for you to actually smile. 569 00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:18,765 - Pass. - Worth a try. 570 00:19:18,801 --> 00:19:20,467 ♪ Well, I never made it past the second grade ♪ 571 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,704 In the end, Erica and Barry did make my dad smile, 572 00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:25,739 and they also discovered there was someone else in the house 573 00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:28,075 - who could use their help. - Hey, what's wrong? 574 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,577 - ♪ There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits ♪ - Just packing up my greatest hits with Dana. 575 00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:32,146 - ♪ Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots ♪ - It's over. 576 00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:35,048 Oh, god. I-I'm so sorry. 577 00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:36,617 - ♪ You can try on our suede underwear if you choose ♪ - You want to talk about it? 578 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:37,363 No. 579 00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:40,262 Come on. Let's go to Wawa. Tastykakes on me? 580 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:44,458 ♪ 30 years in the same location I have stayed ♪ 581 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:46,026 - ♪ there I am, right next door to Willy's fun arcade ♪ - That's the thing about growing up... 582 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,662 You try to hold on to things until you realize... 583 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,476 - ♪ I got tough competition, but I'm not afraid ♪ - Maybe change is a good thing, and if you're lucky, 584 00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,913 your family is there to guide you through it all. 585 00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:57,771 ♪ 'Cause it's my destiny to be the king of suede ♪ 586 00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,899 ♪ 587 00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:01,341 Roll it! Roll it! 588 00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:13,343 Are you kidding me? No, I won't sing it! 589 00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,905 Bar, our little brother needs our love and support right now. 590 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:17,343 A good parody song is gonna help. 591 00:20:17,368 --> 00:20:18,946 That would make me feel better. 592 00:20:18,971 --> 00:20:20,532 [Groans] Fine. 593 00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:22,469 1, 2, 3, 4. 594 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:26,458 ♪ Everybody have fun tonight ♪ 595 00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:30,024 ♪ my brother Barry is a Wang tonight ♪ 596 00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:33,985 ♪ brother Barry's so dumb tonight ♪ 597 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:36,902 ♪ can't even tell his left from right ♪ 598 00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,337 Barry, take it! 599 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,440 ♪ My brother Barry is a stupid jerk ♪ 600 00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:43,809 I can't! I can't do this! 601 00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:45,611 Where's my rage pillow?! 602 00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,079 [Muffled screaming] 603 00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:48,614 You know, this song's actually kind of funny. 604 00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:51,650 I know! And that's exactly why I sent Weird Al a demo. 605 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:55,020 ♪ My brother Barry is a Wang Toni... ♪ 606 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,955 Who's this Barry? 607 00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:59,091 This song offers no context! 608 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,359 Total amateurs!