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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com

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Big day, Mom.

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- Harley, how'd you find me?
- Mom-tracker.

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Same way I found you
yesterday behind the dryer.

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Your inventions are killing me, kid.

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Oh, come on. Who left the jelly open?

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It's in my hair.

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Yep, that's my mom.

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Squatting on a can of corn in the closet.

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When you have seven kids and want
some peace, this is what happens.

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I need two more minutes
to slug down my coffee.

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Close the door before the other
kids see and start buggin' me.

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Love it, respect it, can't do it.

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The whole family has to
be at the park by 11:00

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for something great.

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Where's your travel mug?

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Not sure. You got a mug tracker?

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Better.

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I'm the middle kid, so
it's hand-me-down city.

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I've gotten good at
working with what I've got.

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I'm not bragging.

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Being creative isn't a choice.

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It's survival.

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Enjoy your new travel thumb.

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Hazelnut and dish soap. Weirdly, it works.

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Good, 'cause we gots to
get this party started.

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Doughnuts!

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Doughnuts!

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It's either an earthquake or my family.

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That's my family.

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Doughnuts, woman. Where?

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Calm down, people.

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Everyone's gonna get doughnuts...
when we get to the park at 11:00.

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- Oh!
- What?!

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You are lucky we're
family, or I'd hurt you.

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Hurt me at the park.

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The park at 11:00?

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Let's see what the big board says.

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Cooking class, Beast and Lewie.

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Basketball game, Georgie.

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Rachel, volunteer at the soup kitchen.

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Harley, honey, your
magnet's not even on here.

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It was there yesterday.

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Seriously?

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I was under the fridge
and no one even noticed.

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Hate to say it, but unless
you found a dozen doughnuts,

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you're not gonna get a lot
of sympathy from this crowd.

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I'm sorry, sweetie, but we just
can't squeeze in the park today.

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This is what happens when there's seven
kids, and you're stuck in the middle.

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If my family was a week, I'd be Wednesday.

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Not the beginning of the week where
everyone's full of energy and hope.

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That'd be Rachel... Ethan... and Georgie.

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Yes, officer, she yelled, "Doughnuts,"

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but there are no doughnuts.

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Can you at least pretend to arrest her?

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Hello.

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I'm not the end of the week, where
they're relieved and happy.

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That's Lewie, Beast, and Daphne.

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I'm the day people muddle
through as best they can.

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Hump day.

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I'm Hump Day Harley.

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No name changes. I can barely
remember the ones we gave you.

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Wasn't me!

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Welcome to the Diaz family.

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Hide your breakables.

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Actually, just hide.

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Ah, Harls, I'm really sorry we
can't make it to the park today.

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It's hard to take you seriously
when you're sucking on a thumb.

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Sorry.

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So what was going on? Was it important?

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Well... "The Young Inventors
Club is pleased to invite you

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to McKay Park to award
you first place in..."

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No way!

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No way, no way, no...

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No way!

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Okay, yeah, it's huge.

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Then we are gonna make this work.

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Sorry, Lewie and Beast,
no cooking class today.

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What's the point?

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Yesterday I saw them steal
pizza crust from a pigeon.

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All right, we can make it.

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If we hit every green light, we can get
from basketball to the soup kitchen

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to the park with three minutes
to spare. Now comes the hard part.

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Getting nine people out of the house.

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I'll go round everybody up.

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- Permission to knock some heads?
- Denied.

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I wish I could find someone
to do the ninja challenge.

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Sadly, you're not old enough.

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Hello. We're twins.

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Hello. I was born 90 seconds before you.

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So you'll always be 90 seconds behind,

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which means you're not ready
for the ninja challenge.

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Ninja challenge? I'll kill it.

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I'll bite its head off, step on
it, and eat it. I just ate it.

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What's the ninja challenge?

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You have to go around the whole day

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without letting your feet touch the ground.

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It's impossible.

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Says you.

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It's on.

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Ninja!!

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Your foot's in a tub of margarine.

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Not a strong start, ninja.

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Guys, wait until breakfast
to put your feet in the food.

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Let's push the tables
together so we can eat.

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Cereal assembly line!

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This is how my family eats.

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Divide, conquer, score.

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And this is where my family eats.

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A real table, a card table,

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and something I'm pretty
sure used to be a nightstand.

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Mom bought the real table
when they had two kids.

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But then they had five more, and
no time for furniture shopping,

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so welcome to the bacon-free zone.

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Beast put that up his nose.

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Thanks for mentioning it
after I had my teeth on it.

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Hey, guys, gotta go.

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Get up now and I'll do
your chores for a week.

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Rachel. Three-minute limit.

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You've been in there for 20.

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In a big family, you need rules.

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We all get three minutes.

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You have to do number one and
number two in less than three.

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That's bad math.

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I'm literally the only one in this
family who consistently looks hot,

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so maybe don't hassle the one
who's bringing it on the regular.

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You're going to feed the homeless.

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The only hot thing they want is lunch.

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I'm not scared of you, or Dad's old
flip phone that you blinged out.

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It doesn't even work.

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The clock does, and so does the camera.

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Two seconds before I'm all up in
there updating your profile photo.

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This is a violation.

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Kendall and Kylie would
never do this to Kim.

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Really? The list of what the
Kardashians won't do is pretty short.

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I'm behind schedule.

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I'm gonna need an assist from my BFTF.

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Best friend in the family, which
is even better than a BFF,

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because he's stuck with me no
matter what, until the end of time.

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That came out evil, but
it's actually really cool.

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Ethan, I need you to...

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- What's with the walking lint ball?
- It's Jermaine.

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My friend's on vacation,
so I'm watching his hamster.

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I'm training Jermaine to be my wingman.

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Girls come for the pet,
and stay for the song.

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Yeah, no pet's making
anyone stay for that song.

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And are you concerned your
wingman just ate his own poop?

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It's a concern, yes.

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I need you to help me
get everyone out the door

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Look, I get it. I'm the middle kid.

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I didn't mind that I had to toilet
train myself in a potted fern.

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The only watering that plant ever got.

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But I invented something really cool.

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Maybe the coolest thing I've ever done.

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And I'm getting an award
for it at the park at 11:00.

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Congrats, sis. What is it?

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Can't say.

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It's a surprise for the whole family, and
I want everybody to see it together.

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Ethan.

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I've never asked before, and I
know it will never happen again.

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But it's super important
that today is the one day

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where the whole family shows up for me.

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Look, you know you're my BFTF,
and I'd do anything for you.

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But this family in one place, on time?

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Oof.

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Two-minute warning.

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It's about to go down.

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B-ball, soup kitchen, park by 11:00.

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Hold onto your furball.

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Gonna be a people stampede.

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Everybody ready to go?

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No!!

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Doughnuts!

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Yeah, right!

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If it makes you feel any better,
I think Jermaine bought it.

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Hey, guys, got your
shoes locked and loaded.

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We're gonna totally get
to the park on time. Yeah!

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Wow, that sounded way
more confident than I feel.

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Good hustle, Georgie.

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We got one minute to be out the door
to your game, so step in, let's go.

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Yeah, gonna win this thing today.

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Success isn't given, it's earned.

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Earn it, Georgie, earn it.

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Whoever you're talking
to, we don't have time.

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Self-talk is a key strategy for
enhanced physical performance.

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Say it with me, Harley.
Self-talk is a key...

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- I am not...
- Say it!

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Self-talk is a key strategy...

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Like you mean it.

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...for enhanced physical performance.

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You know, Georgie, you
do this before every game,

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and I'm not sure it's working.

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Does that count?

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Your team never wins.

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Negativity is loser fuel, my friend.

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I need to sweat out the negativity
you just brought into my zone.

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- Jump with me, Harley.
- I am not...

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Jump!

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All right, jump it on out to the car.

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Comin' through.

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Ninja!

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No.

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The soup kitchen will not
be serving butt cheeks today.

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When you have a sister like Rachel,
you can count on at least one outfit

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your parents will veto every
time you try to leave the house,

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which is why I came prepared.

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Leggings.

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Ugh!

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I literally just glitter-lotioned
my legs for my boo.

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Cuff loves sparkles.

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Cuff's gonna be there?
No, I don't trust that kid.

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And not just because he
said "Trust me," and winked.

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Sorry, Dad, no time for
the Papa Bear routine today.

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But I love that you
think Cuff's the problem.

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Middle kid means middle seat,

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which is awesome if you
like to ride with fingers,

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elbows and pets in your mouth.

218
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,377
What is the point of beeping inside the van

219
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if it's a safety warning
for people outside?

220
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It doesn't make sense. Is it just me?

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Hang on.

222
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I just remembered.

223
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I'm supposed to bring the team snack.

224
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I got it.

225
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I saw this coming, Mom. No offense.

226
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Please. I'm touched you know me so well.

227
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,797
Bethany. I didn't see you there.

228
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With all the ruckus, I thought your family

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was chasing away a pack of wild bears.

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I wish I had a big family.

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Or a brother.

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Or a sister. Or even a fish.

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You have fish every
night for dinner. Broiled.

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Here. I found this in our yard.

235
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It's one of the few not already
stuck in your rain gutter.

236
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Been meaning to clean
that out, five kids ago.

237
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I know you don't have time to read
parenting books... or parent...

238
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:12,030
but a recent study showed children
raised in chaos end up in jail.

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Not a problem. All our
kids look great in orange.

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Good chat. Hit the gas.

241
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If we leave now, we'll still
be at the park by 11:00,

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right after Georgie
loses in a quick blowout.

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So much for the blowout strategy.

244
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It's almost time. We don't
have time for overtime.

245
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It's B-ball, soup kitchen, park by 11:00.

246
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They've been a different
team since snack break.

247
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Uh...

248
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,727
Harls, what were those
granola bars you gave them?

249
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,263
- Just these.
- You Go Girl bars?!

250
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,433
I got those the week you all
had strep, and I was exhausted.

251
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,136
One bar, and I was up all night
making that activity board,

252
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,037
which, frankly, does not work.

253
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,773
I threw those bars away.

254
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,474
Hate to tell you, but
it's not the first time

255
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,610
one of your kids ate out of the trash.

256
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,279
Well, if the other parents ask,
I'm gonna have to be honest.

257
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,616
Hide 'em, hide 'em, hide 'em.

258
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,124
What are you doing?

259
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,393
He's trying to get snacks
from the concession stand

260
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,095
without touching the ground.

261
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,063
I'm trying to swing him into
a wall and knock him off.

262
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,000
Wall, wall.

263
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,668
Dang, he missed.

264
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:26,671
Want anything?

265
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,839
I'll take a giant pretzel.

266
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,307
Hold this.

267
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,245
Wall, wall.

268
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:38,249
Come on, that should've put
his ninja butt in the ER.

269
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,119
No, Rachel. This is not the plan.

270
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:45,423
You need to go back to the
homeless shelter where you belong.

271
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,693
It's her sister.

272
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,094
She's not homeless.

273
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,696
She's clueless, but not homeless.

274
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:55,099
The homeless were super nice, and
they literally loved my outfit.

275
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:58,203
But we served chili, which
made my hair smell like chili.

276
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,472
I almost threw up in a bag of
gently used clothing donations.

277
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,575
Cuff took me home. We're getting a snack.

278
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,711
Hot, hot!

279
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,546
<i>Oh, man!</i>

280
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,648
Couch ate my pizza.

281
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,851
We gotta re-snack.

282
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,789
No, sir. No snacks.

283
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,958
That is a slippery slope,
and I know the snack slope.

284
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,359
Rachel, I want him out.

285
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,328
We'll circle back for you
on the way to the park.

286
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,630
Home is out of our way.

287
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,732
I can't believe Rachel's so selfish.

288
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,367
New to this family, are ya?

289
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,971
Come on, Georgie.

290
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,573
Let's go, Terriers!

291
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:40,411
My day's falling apart quicker than
that edible jungle gym I invented.

292
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,146
You're not kidding.

293
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,315
This game's tied and
the clock's running out.

294
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,951
If it goes to overtime,
you'll never get to the park.

295
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,893
You're right.

296
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,365
I give up.

297
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,668
It's the most important day of
my life, and no one even cares.

298
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:08,573
I just have to accept that I don't
matter in this family, Ethan.

299
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,074
I'm Wednesday.

300
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,911
Of course you're Wednesday.

301
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,846
Middle of the week. Everyone knows that.

302
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,781
Was that supposed to be a pep talk?

303
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,883
Yes.

304
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,019
Mom needs snacks, you're on it.

305
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,087
Rachel needs tights.

306
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,622
You're on it.

307
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,424
A broken doll headed for the trash.

308
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,192
You make it into something cool.

309
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:32,030
Anyone can make a rag doll
into a spray cheese squirt gun.

310
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,032
No, they can't.

311
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,767
Cheddar Shirley was genius.

312
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,802
Snacks, tights, toys.

313
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:43,207
You're the glue of this family, just
like Wednesday's the glue of the week.

314
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,643
Wednesday holds the week together.

315
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,818
Thanks, bro.

316
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,386
We are getting to the park on time.

317
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,422
Georgie's team just needs to make a basket

318
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,985
to break the tie and we're out of here.

319
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,929
Oh, not Georgie. She's
not breaking any tie.

320
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,597
She never even scored.

321
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:10,201
Jermaine, you're not the
only one about to eat poop.

322
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,941
The only chance to win the game is
for Georgie to have a clear shot.

323
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:20,011
Clear shot? How's that gonna happen?

324
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,080
Georgie needs a wingman.

325
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,150
Spit out that poop,
Jermaine. You're goin' in.

326
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,993
Rat!!

327
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,733
- Shoot it!
- Shoot it, Georgie!

328
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,924
Ninja!

329
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,806
Keep it classy, Georgie.

330
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,776
Somebody catch me. I'm divin'!

331
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,082
My bad. Should've given more warning.

332
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,188
Get in. We have eight
minutes to get to the park.

333
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,925
I've got Cheddar Shirley,
and I'm not afraid to use her.

334
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,994
Say cheese, Shirley.

335
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,600
Oh, forget it. I already ate
the cookie stash under there.

336
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,370
I'm de-beeping the beeper.

337
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:58,176
Of all the things shouting at me in the
van, this is the one that I can stop.

338
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,581
Silence. Yes!

339
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,950
Beep you, beeper.

340
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,285
Gah!

341
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,720
Bethany, seriously, do you teleport here?

342
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,589
Exciting game, huh?

343
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:16,094
Oh, yes, I really enjoy seeing my
daughter's head used as a backboard.

344
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,097
That reverse beeper is an
important safety feature.

345
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,699
I'm not disabling the feature
that warns people outside.

346
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,034
I know that I'm in reverse.

347
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,702
How? Because I just put it there.

348
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,571
I don't know how you can hear anything

349
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,974
over that population explosion
happening in your car.

350
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,211
You probably don't recognize it,
but this is the sound of fun.

351
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,414
We'd love to stay and
defend our life choices,

352
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:40,318
but we all have somewhere
to be, somewhat on time.

353
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,123
Heads up!

354
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,971
Well, well, well.

355
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,773
Who saw that coming? Me actually.

356
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,510
I made it the "A" topic at
our neighborhood meeting.

357
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,213
Topics "B" through "Z"
were also about your family.

358
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,053
No!!

359
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:36,040
Welcome to the moment where my hope for
getting to the park officially died.

360
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,708
Hey, guys, gotta go.

361
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:44,348
All I wanted was one day to show I
mattered, but I had it twisted. Doughnuts!

362
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,651
I'm the one that keeps
this family from being

363
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,319
a bunch of snackless... I got it.

364
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,721
Naked... Leggings.

365
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,123
Dolls with no heads.

366
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:57,228
You're the glue of this family, just
like Wednesday's the glue of the week.

367
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,464
Turns out I didn't need one day.

368
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,633
I matter every day.

369
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,305
No. Back!

370
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,406
You've done enough.

371
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,546
No, no, no. Stop it.

372
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,217
Stop it. We will not sit
here and laugh at Miss Peters.

373
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,588
We will laugh at the park.

374
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,191
Because we promised Harley.

375
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,193
It's okay, Dad. You don't have to.

376
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,062
Yes, I do.

377
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:36,200
Because there's only one time that
I am not happy to have seven kids,

378
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,803
and that is when I let one of them down.

379
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:42,139
So look out, park. Here we come.

380
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,918
I'd like to thank the Young Inventors Club

381
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,087
for giving me first place
in the design challenge.

382
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:02,426
It's so cool you guys
built this for my idea.

383
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,963
I would also like to thank my family.

384
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,599
Without you, I wouldn't
have the inspiration

385
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,202
to create the solution for big families.

386
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,504
Thank you.

387
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,946
I'm so sorry we missed the awards, sweetie,
but Dad and I couldn't be prouder.

388
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,814
What an amazing idea you thought of.

389
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,352
Yeah, it's all right.

390
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,756
Wait.

391
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,925
She jerked us around all day for a table?

392
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,227
A table?!

393
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,262
This isn't just a table.

394
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,631
I designed it for big families like ours.

395
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,634
I love you guys, but I also love bacon.

396
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,370
With this table, everyone gets some.

397
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,908
Wow, look at it spin around!

398
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,743
Tired of fighting over condiments?

399
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,980
Built-in syrup and ketchup dispensers.

400
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,819
Want milk in your glass and not your pants?

401
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,088
Retractable cup holders.

402
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,659
Oh, that's awesome!

403
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,795
Plus, chairs for everyone.

404
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,497
Whoa, great idea, huh?

405
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,499
Okay, folks, bring it in.

406
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,669
Let's see what this family looks
like sitting at one table.

407
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,441
Hey, look.

408
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,043
Apparently it wouldn't be the first time

409
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,046
our kids ate something out of the trash.

410
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,956
Doughnuts!

411
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:56,006
We may be eating garbage doughnuts,
but I love our big family.

412
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:59,810
Yeah, sometimes they're not so bad.

413
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,247
Beast!

414
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,849
I'm good.

415
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,917
Landed on my back, not my feet.

416
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,687
Ninja!